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Okay, let's
do some business.

- Welcome to Washington, Harry.
- Ed. I hate this town.

You know my sister's kid, JJ?
Say hello to Mr. Devery.

All right, all right.
Don't give him a speech.

- Did you set up the hotel?
- Everything is in order.

Here's some stuff by that reporter
I told you about.

Are you still gonna
make me do that interview?

Look over this New Republic article
he wrote on the E.E.C.

He's not some do-gooder with an ax
to grind on my neck, is he?

You don't want a pushover.
If Paul gives you the thumbs-up...

it's a big deal
in this town.

- You don't think he knows anything, do you?
- Oh, God, no.

That's why it's good for you to meet him
up front. Shows you have nothing to hide.

Ahem.
Uh, Uncle Harry.

Oh. Jesus Christ. Hey!

- Billie!
- What?

When a door opens
on a plane, you get out.

Move it.!

They've arrived.

Welcome to The Willard,
Mr. Brock.

- I hope you had a pleasant journey.
- Ah, here he is.

Treat him nicely.
Don't try to con him. Just be yourself.

Paul! Good to see you again.

Hello, Ed. How are ya?

No more hardnose investigative stuff?

Your man doesn't have a problem
with that, does he?

You're just interviewing
businessmen now, hmm?

You know what they say.
The business of America is business these days.

- Harry Brock, this is Paul Verrall.
- The writer. I know.

I like that thing you did
for the New Republic on the E.E.C. Smart.

Thank you.

This suite is newly remodeled.
The marble is Italian...

and this wonderful glass
comes from the south of France.

We're especially proud of these atrium,
which give the suite an open quality.

I hope Mrs. Brock is satisfied
with the arrangements.

- She's not Mrs. Brock.
- Oh, yes, that's fine.

- There's only one Mrs. Brock,
and she's my mother.
- Of course.

- And she's dead. Just listen.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

Anybody that works in this room,
tell 'em to do it good, do it fast.

- I don't like people around,
and I don't like waitin'.
- Of course, Mr. Brock.

- How'd you like to save my life?
- With soda or plain water?

- Plain.
- Comin' right up.

- Would you like a drink?
- No, I'm fine. Thanks.

- If there's anything I can do...
- Go into Billie's room...

- and see she gets everything she wants.
- Right away.

- If she asks for somethin',
I'm askin' for somethin'.
- As in a single voice.

- What about those white flowers?
- The gardenias? All taken care of.

- Did you get that other stuff she likes?
- Diet cream soda...

the bean dip, tweezers and cucumber mask,
all taken care of.

- All right. JJ! Handle him.
- All right. Chauncy.

Over here.

Billie!

- What?
- Well?

What?

- Not bad, huh?
- Not bad.

Not bad. You know what
this is costin' me a night?

- 6500. You already told me.
- So?

So, I don't like
new towns.

You have to learn all new channels.
It took me...

almost a minute
to find my soap.

So what's this gonna be, pal...
a plug or a pan?

I like to know. Then I know how to talk
if I know your angle.

- No angle. Just the facts.
- A pan.

Listen, I gotta do my stairs.
You okay with that?

- Uh, sure.
- Good. JJ, get a barber
up here for when I get back.

Grab my sweats.
We're outta here.

I'm talkin'to you
'cause Ed told me to.

What the hell. I pay him
a couple hundred grand a year for advice.

I'd be a fool
not to take it.

- Excuse me. Mind if l...
- Anyway.

- Thanks.
- Go ahead. Give me your best shot.

How much money
have you got?

What am I,
an accountant?

- You don't know?
- Not exactly.

- Fifty million.
- Honest to God, I don't know.

- Ten million?
- Maybe.

- One million.
- More.

- How much more?
- How much you got?

- I've saved a little.
- You don't save money, bud.

You make it.

This is the worst time of day, after the soaps
but before Entertainment Tonight.

Ah, I have some papers
for you to sign.

What happened to all that stuff
I signed yesterday?

Um, back page of each set
by the X's.

Seems like I've signed
about 10,000 of these.

Well, that's what you get
for being a multiple corporate officer.

Oh, is that what I am?

No wonder I'm having
so much fun.

Is it true you spent 400 million
on your new complex?

Brock Village.
Finest thing ever built.

2,000 condos. 175 shops.

And two... count 'em...
two golf courses.

- My masterpiece.
- Did you have to take on a lot of debt?

You gotta spend it to make it, pal. Ooh.

Not too vigorous, honey.
I get 'em done every day.

Just buff'em up
real nice.

Well, how's
the interview going?

Oh, great.
I found out he has parents.

But I still don't know
why he came to Washington.

- Just a little tax business.
- Just a little tax business.

I didn't believe him either.

- Hey, I've been nice to you.
What are you pumpin' me for?
- That's a reporter's work.

Who, what, when,
where, how...

- and why.
- Sounds like a law firm to me.

You know how much
I hate lawyers.

I can vouch for that.

Are you ever afraid
that you're gonna lose all this?

Never. I want it
all too much.

What about things that are
beyond your control, like, uh, like fate?

You show me a businessman
believes in fate...

I'll show you the first
businessman ever went broke.

I started with a wagon sellin'somebody's junk,
and I got here...

in a silk suit,
talkin'to a college know-it-all like you.

If I lose it, I'll meet you
right back here in this room...

in a new silk suit.

- But why would you lose it all, Mr. Brock?
- Hey.! Wait a minute.

Where you think
you're goin' with that?

- My room.
- Put it back.

- I just wanted...
- I know what you wanted. Put it back.

- Why can't I just...
- Because we have a party to go to.

- I don't see why I can't...
- Because I say you can't.! Put it back.!

Do what I'm tellin' you!

What'll you take
to cut his throat, barber?

Harry, don't get so upset.

Don't tell me what to do.

You don't have to be so formal around me,
Harry. Relax. Be yourself.

Uncle Harry, you should get ready.
We gotta be at the Duffees'house at 7:00.

- Alex Duffee, the secretary of the navy?
- Would you get my briefcase?

- Yeah, sure, Ed.
- Sorry about the blowup.

Short fuse.

I like talkin' to you.
You make me laugh.

Finally,
a purpose in life.

- Hey, how about you workin' for me?
- Harry, I don't...

Hey, did I ask you?

- Let the man answer.
- What would I do?

What do you care?
We'll find somethin' for you.

I don't think so, Mr. Brock.
Thanks for the offer.

- See you around, pal, hmm?
- Sure.

Not a bad guy
for an egghead.

Send him a gift,
a pen or something.

- You pissed at me?
- No.

You don't look right.
Want an aspirin?

No, Harry, I'm fine.

Considering I've been dead
for 12 years, I feel great.

With your abdominals
contracted, buttocks tight...

you're going to be lifting the leg,
starting with the contraction.

Here you go.
And... contract and lift it.

C.P., okay?
C.L. Contract and lift.

Contract and lift.
Now every lift begins with...

- Hey!
- Now, tomorrow we meet the lobbyists.

Screw the lobbyists.
I want congressmen. Billie!

What?

Hurry up. We're goin' down.
Meet you in the car.

JJ'll wait.

You know, I can't
just phone congressmen...

I leveraged everything I got, including my ass,
to build Brock Village.

If that base closes,
I'm lookin' at four million square feet of squat...

- and I'm signin' Chapter 11 papers.
- Harry, please relax.

That's the beauty of putting the companies
in Billie's name.

They can't be taken to settle any debts.
Technically, they're not your companies.

If I lose Brock Village, what's to say
I can't lose everything else? This is your fault.

- You should have headed
this off. I want names.
- Tomorrow I've got lunch...

- Tonight. Tonight!
- Tonight you'll see Senator Norville Hedges.

He's head of appropriations. He's behind
on his fund-raising, and his race is very tight.

- That's what I want to hear.
- But, Harry... Harry.

Harry, he's not a construction foreman.
The machinations required...

Don't Harvard-talk me.
I didn't make my money by bein' a idiot.

- Where the hell's Billie?
- Calm yourself. I'm here.

- She look okay to you?
- What's the matter with how I look?

That's what I want to know.

- What do you know?
You open beer cans with your teeth.
- You look beautiful.

- Thank you, Ed.
- Ed, are you sure?

- I don't want to start off on no left foot.
- I'm sure. I'm sure.

Ah, now that's okay.
Now, that's beautiful.

JJ, you stay here.

- Good evening, Alex.
- Hi, Ed. How are you?

- Very well. May I introduce my friend, Harry...
- Harry Brock. Nice to meet ya.

- How are you?
- And Miss Billie Dawn.

Billie Dawn.
What a beautiful name.

- This is my wife, Beatrice.
- Hello. How are you?

Mmm. Charmed.

- How are you?
- Pleasure.

- Hello, Bea.
- This is Senator Dorn and his wife, Lily.

- Harry Brock. Pleasure to meet ya.
- It's a pleasure.

- How you doin'?
- Fine.

- Over here, Senator and Mrs. Hedges.
- Senator, good to see you.

- Good to see you.
- Hi. How are you? Billie, this is Senator Hedges.

Yeah, that's
what he said.

And, uh, what
brings you to town?

- A little sightseeing. You know, takin' it easy.
- Oh, that'll be the day.

- Feel a little dry.
Care to join me for a drink?
- Sure.

Excuse us, ladies. Alex.

- It's so screwed up over there,
I can't do nothin'...
- Hello, Mr. Brock.

- Good to see you again.
- What a coincidence. Hey, Sherlock.

- How's it goin'?
- I'm off-duty tonight. My meter ain't runnin'.

Billie's here from Chicago.

Really. I got my doctorate from
the University of Chicago.

I just interviewed your mayor.
I have a radio show.

What are you planning to see
while you're here?

I don't really know. Since
I've never been here before...

I don't know really
what there is to see.

What kinds of things
are you interested in?

Um, maybe something
with the Kennedys.

You could go to the Kennedy Center.
Take a tour, go backstage.

No, you know, I'd like
to see their house.

You know, like go on one of
them tours, like Graceland?

You learn a lot about a person
when you see their home, don't you think?

Did you know that Elvis
had over 40 TV's?

When I saw that, I knew that Elvis
must have been a really lonely man.

They say it on the tour, you know,
about the 40 TV's, like it was a big thing...

like you should be really jealous of Elvis,
but it made me really sad.

Everybody in the whole world
worshipped Elvis...

and he couldn't be
in a room alone, you know?

So, I think that's sad,
don't you think?

Well, Kennedy lived
in the White House.

Oh, yeah, well, see? That would be great
if I could see where he lived.

If you do decide to take a tour,
my husband can help.

- He's the undersecretary of commerce.
- Is that like a receptionist?

Isn't a receptionist
under a secretary?

Well, he certainly feels
that way sometimes.

I think I need to freshen this up.
Is everyone else all right?

- I could use another one.
- What about you, Billie?

No, thank you.

- Something I said was wrong, wasn't it?
- No big deal.

- Mind if I ask you something?
- Sure.

Is there something wrong
with my earrings or somethin'?

Because everybody keeps
staring at 'em.

Oh, I don't know.
Maybe they're a little big.

Well, I thought big was
the whole idea with jewels.

Nah, you don't need to wear jewels.
You're pretty enough.

Oh. Sweet talk.

It's my favorite.

- That's what the I.M.F. Is for.
- No, this is NATO's responsibility.

NATO's not a factor anymore.

The U.N. Is the answer.
If there's trouble...
and there's going to be trouble...

U.N. Troops shouldjump in, keep peace,
so those markets can grow.

That's incredible.
She's got boyfriends...

People should be controlled, not markets.

And what do you think,
Miss Dawn?

What is our responsibility to those people
now that the Eastern bloc has collapsed?

I don't know.
How many people were hurt?

What do you mean?

When the block collapsed, were people hurt,
or was it just property damage?

We're talking about
the Eastern bloc in Europe.

I don't think we should worry about them. We
got enough problems with our own streets...

before we start fixing
the ones in Europe.

- The geeks.
- What?

- I said they're geeks.
- Who the hell are you to say?

- Billie Dawn, that's who.
- Nobody asked you so shut up.

Pardon me if I'm takin' up
too much space on your planet.

Oh, thank you
very much.

- Hello, JJ.
- Hey, Ed.

- Harry, could we go over a few things?
- Take her upstairs.

Take me upstairs.

- So ya havin' fun?
- No. Are you?

No. Seems like we've been gone
a month already.

Tell me about it.

Billie is a liability.
She doesn't know what people...

- are talking about.
- People don't talk to Billie to know things.

People love Billie because she makes them
forget about all the crap in the world.

Every time she opens her mouth,
she says something stupid.

- Yeah, that's gonna make her
stand out in Washington.
- Harry, please.

- People were laughing at her.
- Oh. They were?

- Yeah.
- Well, they gotta know her like I do.

But there's no reason
for her to be here.

She owns more of me than I do.
Another one of your bright ideas.

It is a good idea.
Luckily, she doesn't know anything about it.

- Any papers she needs to sign
I can send to her at home.
- No. No!

Okay?
There's another reason.

I'm crazy about her, okay?

I'm crazy when
she's not around.

I know what you mean about
those people bein' geeks.

Sure know how to be
stuffy, don't they?

Anyway, I know you weren't so hot
to come on this trip, so...

- Thanks, Harry.
- Yeah.

Hey, Harry? You know
how when somebody dies...

it's okay to feel sad?

But then other times
when you're supposed to be happy...

and you feel sad anyway?

Then it's worse than the times
when you're allowed to be sad?

What the hell
are you talkin' about?

Never mind.

Hey! I know where
there's this club.

Let's go show these geeks
how to dance.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Now?

# Well, come out here
on the floor #

#Let's rock some more #

# Come out here
on the floor #

#Honey, let's rock
some mo', yeah #

#Now when you get out here
don't you have no fear #

#Put your hands on your hip
and let your backbone slip #

#And work out #

#Ah, my mama, move up #

#Honey, move back #

- #Sing it, sing it #
- #Shuffle to the left #

Shuffle, shuffle,
shuffle, shuffle.

# Wobble to the right #

#Now it's plain to see
you put a hurtin'on me #

#But it's a natural fact
I like it like that, so work out #

# Yeah, baby, work out #

#Baby, work out #

#Shout and
turn thejoint out #

# Work out
work out #

# Work all night long
yeah, yeah, yeah ##

- Hello?
- Billie Dawn, please?

- This is Billie.
- Marvelous.

Cynthia Schreiber here.
We met last night at Duffee's little sock hop?

And I do a show for N.P.R.
You know N.P.R., yes?

Um, they're
the gun people, right?

Well, uh, during
fund-raising they are...

but usually they're just
National Public Radio.

Anyway, I'd like you
to be on my show.

Me on the radio?
Are you kidding?

Of course not.
I know this is last-minute...

but my little dream is that you'd come
at around 11:00?

Well, uh, I mean,
I don't know nothin' about Washington...

or nothin'.

Um, I don't know if
Harry would like that.

You could promote whatever
he's doing here in D.C.

- I could tell about Brock Village?
- Absolutely.

- Okay.
- Great.

- Yeah?
- Mr. Devery, it's JJ.

Uh, yeah.
Harry, it's for you.

- Brock.
- Hello, Uncle Harry?

It's JJ. Get a radio.
Billie's on.

- She's on 89.3.
- Why? What'd she do?

She's bein' interviewed.

Holy Christ!
Turn the radio on. 89.3.

Now, you are here as the companion...

- of multimillionaire Harry Brock,
is that right?
- Yeah.

- How did you two meet?
- In Las Vegas.

- I was in a show.
- Uh-huh.

So, what, you
dance and sing?

- Yeah. I wasn't only in the chorus.
I was a thespian.
- Oh.

- I had lines. Five, to be exact.
- Mm-hmm.

Do you want to hear them?

- Abs... Yes. Of course.
- Okay, here goes.

Yes, I am.
He was here, but he's not here now.

Oh, just a friend.

I never drink
with men I don't know.

Beat it, buster!

I could've been a star
if I would've stuck with it...

but Harry didn't like me
bein'in shows.

He likes
to go to bed early.

Does Mr. Brock do a lot ofbusiness
in Las Vegas?

What business?
He came to gamble and to meet girls.

He doesn't do that anymore.

Now he just works
and works and works.

What is Mr. Brock doing in Washington?
Is he a strong party man?

Is he!

He can throw down a drink faster
than you can unzip your pants.

And boy, can he dance.

We won
a limbo contest once.

- And we got a medal.
- A medal. She remembered the medal.

- Do you want to see it?
- Yes. Mm-hmm.

Okay.

- See?
- Mm-hmm.

- And it looks like first prize.
- Uh-huh.

It has been said
that the love of wealth...

is at the heart
of all Americans.

- Do you think that's true?
- I don't know.

- Who said it?
- Tocqueville.

He wrote
Democracy in America...

possibly one of the most perceptive books
ever written about our system.

Oh, it's a book?
No wonder I never heard of it.

In the future, I think it would be best
to limit Billie's exposure to the media...

given her limited understanding of,
well, everything.

Couldn't we do somethin'?
Smarten her up a little bit?

She didn't know how to play gin rummy
'til I taught her. Now she beats my brains out.

Isn't there
some kind of school?

A long time would pass before school
had an impact on Billie.

I think we should send her back.

All she needs is someone
to pound some smarts into her, one on one.

- Hey, I got an idea.
- The four most terrifying words
in the English language.

- Ed tells me you teach a class at Georgetown.
- Yeah, that's right.

- How much you make?
- What am I, an accountant?

I love this guy.

Well, listen, Paulie,
the reason I ask is I got this friend.

- Maybe you've seen her. Billie?
- Billie. Right.

She's a nice kid,
but she's a little on the stupid side.

Not her fault. I found her in Vegas,
and for Vegas she's smart enough...

but Washington...

I'm just scared she's gonna be unhappy.
She's not used to these kind of people.

Uh, so I figure maybe you could help her...
and me.

- You know what I mean?
- No, I don't.

Show her the ropes, the lowdown.
Explain to her what goes on and such.

It'd really mean a lot to me.
And I'd give you 200 bucks a day.

Ahem. Well, I'm sorry, Harry,
but that's not what I do.

350.

No, Harry, you see,
money isn't the issue.

- I told you, Harry.
- Shut up.

500.

- Okay, I'll do it.
- You see?

As soon as he said money wasn't the issue,
I knew I had him.

I love this guy.

You know, Billie, we're in the big time now.
This ain't Chicago.

You're tellin' me.

I mean, you gotta be very careful
of everything you do.

You understand
my meaning?

Yeah.

Gin.

Twenty-eight.

- Twenty-eight?
- Twenty-eight!

# This old man
he played two #

#He played knickknack
on my shoe #

#With a knickknack paddywack,
give a dog a bone #

#This old man
came rolling home #

#Wa-wa-wa wa-wa-wa
wa-wa-wa-wa wa-wa-wa #

#Wa-wa wa-wa wa-wa-wa
wa-wa-wa-wa-wa #

- # Wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa-wa #
- Do you mind?

No.

Gin.

See?

Thirty-four.

- Thirty-four?
- Thirty-four! Three four!

So, anyway...

I met a guy.
He's got a lot of time on his hands.

And since he knows
the city pretty good...

it might be nice for you to
have someone to do things with.

- What's going on?
- Nothin'!

It's just...

He's a smart guy.

And, well, it wouldn't hurt you
to learn some things.

Since when have you been
interested in my brain?

Since you started exposing it
to the public on the radio.

What did I do?
I was tryin'to help you.

Honey, it's not your fault.

People don't know you
like I do.

- You just...
- You could use a little education yourself...

if you ask me.

- Who asked ya?
- Nobody.

So shut up.

Hold on a second.
That will be $225.10.

- I gotta get the door.
- You always make me pay.

Aww.

10 cents.

Sore loser.

I'll get it!
Now, you be nice to him.

Are you kidding me?
That's him at the door?

I don't want
some stuffy old tutor.

- You be nice to him, or I'll crack you one.!
- It's a free country.

That's what you think.

Hey!

Billie.

This is Paul Verrall.

Very pleased
to have you here.

I got some business
to take care of...

so why don't you two go
someplace nice and talk?

- You wouldn't mind, would ya?
- No way. I would love to.

Thanks.

- Thanks.
- So, um, what are you, some kind of gigolo?

No, I just...

- Well, Harry wants me to...
- Wants you to smarten me up?

No, I'm sure you're...

- I think he just wants me to, um...
- Smarten me up.

Yeah.

So, what's he payin' you?

500 bucks a day.

Sucker.
Coulda gotten twice that.

He's got a lot of it,
you know.

I'd have done it
for nothing.

You know, even if I am stupid,
it hasn't hurt me none.

- What do you mean?
- Well, I got everything that I want.

Got lots of jewels.
Big, like I like. Mink coat.

A TV that fits in my purse.

I want something.
I ask for it.

If he don't give me
what I want...

I don't give him
what he wants...

if you get my drift.

And you're happy
with this setup?

So long as I know how to get what I want,
that's all I wanna know.

Makes sense.

As long as you know
what it is you want.

Exactly. What?

Well, I mean,
if you don't know a lot...

how do you know that a mink coat
is the best thing to have?

Because I used to have
a rabbit coat.

#Did you say I have a lot to learn #

Mmm, I love this song.
Let's dance.

Oh, I don't, uh...
I can't dance.

I can. Harry and me
won a medal once.

Well, uh,
this isn't a dancing place.

It is if you're dancing.
Come on.

Um...

# We'll start with
the ABC of it #

# Then we'll roll down
to the XYZ of it #

Relax.

#Help me solve
the mystery of it #

- # Come on and teach me tonight #
- Okay, so we should make a list...

of things that
you'd like to do and, uh...

- # Well, the sky's a blackboard #
- And, um...

#I don't mean jungle
high above you #

- Shh.
- #And if a shooting star goes by #

#I'll use that star
to write I love you #

#A thousand times
across the sky #

# One thing isn't
very clear, my love #

#Should the teacher stand
so near, my love #

# Graduation's almost here
my love #

# Go on, yeah, yeah #

# Teach me tonight #

- Maybe I could teach you some things.
- # Well, the sky's a blackboard #

#High above you #

#And if an astronaut
zooms by #

#I'll reach and grab it
real fast #

#And write I love you ##

Well, okay, um...

Good night, Miss Dawn, and, um...

Thanks. That was fun.

Aren't you gonna
escort me to my room?

Uh, oh, um...

- Yeah, um, sure. Of course.
- You can call me Billie.

- Billie.
- Yeah.

- You know, it's funny.
You don't look like a Billie.
- No?

- Uh-uh.
- Do I look like an Emma?

- Emma?
- Yeah. That's my real name.

I took Billie for Vegas.

No. You don't look li...

Uh, I mean, you don't look like an Emma either.

What do I look like?

- To me?
- Yeah. To you.

Like an angel.

Sweet talk again.

Well.

- Okay. Good night, Billie.
- Paul.

Are you a talker,
or would you be interested in a little action?

- Excuse me?
- Well, I got the hots for you right off.

Uh... uh...
Well, do you get many?

Now and then.

- What do you do about them?
- Stick around and you'll find out.

- What about, um...
- Aw, don't worry about him.

He's too busy
bein' a big man.

This isn't what I expected.

Well, we're just teaching each other
what we know.

Yes, well, about that...

Just read these papers and circle anything
you don't understand...

- and I'll, uh...
- Yeah, well, I don't know about that.

My eyes
are kind of weak.

Really? Well, maybe you oughta
try some glasses.

And look like a geek?

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Tha-Tha-That's okay.

Course, they're not
so bad on men.

No?

Hey! How are you two guys
makin' out?

Oh, fine.

- Paul just, um, taught me a little French.
- Is that right, pal?

What's the matter?

- Was she rude to you?
- Oh, no.

- 'Cause she's got a mouth on her.
- Yes, I know that.

Well, I'm gonna say
good night.

Good night.

Hey, wait a minute,
buddy!

What's the matter
with you?

Where's your manners?
Say thank you to the guy.

Oh. Yeah.

Au revoir.

- Good night, Billie.
- Night.

- You know, that guy
could do you a lot of good.

Mmm. I agree.

Whew.

- Hi.
- Hi.

How'd you know it was me?

- Lucky guess.
- Hi.

- Are you having lunch this afternoon?
- Just a cappuccino, thanks.

Oh, this is ridiculous.

It looks like the paper
has the chicken pox.

It would've been easier if you'd told me
to circle the things that I knew.

I'm never gonna be able
to talk to anybody in this town.

Well, I brought something
along that may help you.

What, somebody who's really smart
and looks just like me?

Look, you wanna be able
to talk to people in this town?

Well, in Washington,
everybody says exactly the same things...

at every party.

You just have to know
the right responses.

If you learn these eight sentences,
you'll be a hit at every party.

- You're kidding me.
- Nope.

Those eight sentences coverjust about
everything anybody talks about in this town.

It's the great Washington art...

of soundin' like you know what
you're talkin' about when you don't know zip.

- Go ahead, read the first one.
- Okay.

"Here's what
I'd like to know:

Who elected
The Washington Post president?"

- That one applies
about 80 percent of the time.
- Okay.

"We can't be the policemen of the world...

"but until we get
another cop on the block...

we have to support
our friends."

That one comes up a lot.
Number three.

"Being a superpower
has a price."

Now, you can use that one with number two
and number four. Read number four.

"It's still a dangerous world."

I'm just gonna say these things,
and I'm gonna be a hit?

Well, uh, yeah, but you have to say 'em
at the right time.

Uh, read number five.

"That's about as likely as a Democrat
being elected president."

You see? That one shows
you have a sense of humor.

That was funny?

Number six.

"It makes you wonder if a parli...

- "parli...
- Parliamentary.

Parliamentary system
isn't better."

Yeah, the whole thing
makes me wonder.

- Number seven.
- Number seven:

"I don't think Abe Lincoln himself
would know what to do about that."

You say that one when you don't know
what to say.

Good. Then I'll just
say that one.

Okay.

Now, number eight is when you're trapped,
and you wanna shut someone up.

"If only the U.N.
Would take out...

"the Vernor amendment
to Resolution 165...

we'd have the power to do
what needs to be done."

I don't understand
one word of that.

No one will.
There is no Vernor amendment.

But the only time anyone in Washington
admits they don't know something...

is when
they're being indicted.

But how am I gonna know
when to say which one?

Well, we'll...
we'll work out a code, okay?

Try not to talk
to anyone.

This guy's only been workin'
on you for a day.

She can talk to anybody, Harry,
and make you proud.

Great! This is workin' backwards.
Instead of makin' her smart...

she's makin' you stupid.

Good evening.

Middle East is a money drain.

No matter how much we send over there,
it'll always be the same.

- We oughta spend that money
over here at home.
- Just ignore the region?

Tell me, Miss Dawn,
what do you think?

Is there a chance for peace
in the Mideast?

Um, I think the chances are about as good...

- as getting a Democrat back
in the White House?

Well, after all the problems
the president's had recently...

he doesn't have much clout
to do anything anyway.

It makes you wonder
if a parliamentary system isn't better.

But I think we should keep
a strong presence over there.

- Don't you?
- Well, here's what I have to say.

- Who elected The Washington Post
king of the universe?

Ahem. Ahem. Excuse me.

- I'm sorry. What did you say?
- I say...

do you think we should keep
an active presence over there?

- Oh, forgive me. How silly. I thought you said...
- Oh.

Well, anyway... Okay.
Active presence. Yeah.

Well, um...
Call me old-fashioned.

I know we can't be
the policemen of the world...

but until we get
another cop on the beat...

we have an obligation
to support our friends.

After all,
being a superpower has its price.

- She's right.
- Mm-hmm.

It's still
a dangerous world.

Yes, but what about
the Palestinians?

Yes, what about
the Palestinians?

Yeah, what about
the Palestinians?

I don't think even Abe Lincoln himself
could solve that one.

But let's say
you're president.

Yeah, let's say
you was president.

What would you do?

It's simple. If the U.N. Would remove the
Vernor amendment from Resolution 165...

we'd have the authority
to do what needs to be done.

Hmm.

Can I get anyone anything?

I'd love a drink.

Excuse us.

- Isn't she terrific?
- Hell, I'm knocked out.

- She's right about the Vernor amendment.
- Oh, absolutely!

Is it the economy of the state
that worries you, Harry, or your own?

Both. If I go under,
I take a lot of people with me.

Harry, I'm gettin' tired.

I got business.

Do me a favor, will ya, pal?
Take her home?

With pleasure.

Hey.
You did a hell of a job.

No kiddin', pal.
A hell of a job.

Thing is, Senator,
we cannot do a thing about that issue...

- until the U.N. Removes
the Vernor amendment to...
- Yeah, uh... 165.

- Without question.
- That was it.

You were great.
Everybody loved you.

What's the matter?
Don't you think you were great?

Oh, yeah. We really tricked 'em,
didn't we?

What do you mean?

Well, if you saw
a good ventriloquist...

who would you compliment,
the dummy?

- You're not a dummy.
- Harry's right.

Well, you're the one
who did it.

I still don't
know anything...

only now
nobody can tell.

But Paul, there was one time
right in the middle...

when I was saying
something...

and everybody was lookin' at me
like I knew what I was talkin' about.

And I liked it so much.

Didja teach me to cheat
'cause you think I can't learn?

Oh, God, Billie, no. L...

I just didn't think
you were so serious about it.

I'm kinda surprised myself.

But I been thinkin' a lot lately
about something my dad used to say.

"Without knowledge,
you're less than everybody."

And I don't wanna
be less.

I don't wanna be better
than anybody neither...

and I don't wanna go
above myself.

I just want...

I want
to not be less.

Well, I'm afraid
it's too late for that.

'Cause you're already
more than most people.

Well, here we are.
See you tomorrow?

So, how are we gonna
smarten me up?

Well, we aren't
gonna do it.

You're gonna do it.

It's your battle.

It's up to you.

Good night.

Good night.

What are you readin'?

Democracy in America
by, um...

Pocahontas.

Yeah, she's good.

What's
"anachronistic"?

Dictionary.

It's a dictionary?

No. Look it up
in the dictionary.

Geez, that's a book?

It's bigger
than my first apartment.

Billie. Billie,
what are you doing?

I don't like this.
I don't like this at all.

I mean, every word in there
I don't understand.

I had to go to the dictionary
so many times...

people must have thought
I was foreign or something.

I mean, this whole thing
is making me feel dumber, not smarter.

I been readin' this book for a week,
and I'm on page 13?

- Well, that's not so bad.
- Yeah, not if the book's 14 pages, it's not.

Look, Billie, it's not
supposed to go fast.

- It's supposed to make you think.
- It makes you think, all right.

It makes you think how great it would be
to sit around and watch TV.

I don't wanna do this
anymore, Paul.

- I quit. I mean it! I quit!
- Billie. Wait a minute.

Being smart
isn't just about books.

It's about
asking questions.

It's about finding out why things are
the way they are.

Don't stop reading.

But you picked kind of
a big book to begin with.

How about starting with
something a little smaller?

Like what,
a fortune cookie?

Uh... mmm.

- This just came for you.
- Oh, thanks.

"Billie Dawn... One who can do anything."

#Didja say
I've got a lot to learn #

#But don't think
I'm tryin'not to learn #

#Since this is a perfect
spot to learn #

# Come on
teach me tonight #

- #Starting with the ABC of it #
- #ABC #

- #Right down to the XYZ of it #
- #XYZ #

Aaah!

#Help me solve the mystery
of it, whoa-oh-oh #

- #I wanna be taught tonight #
- #Boop boop boo-oop #

#Because
the sky's a blackboard #

#High above me #

#If a shooting star
goes by #

#I'll use that star
to write I love you #

#A thousand times
across the sky #

- A saw is a saw.
- # What isn't very clear my love #

- Hi.
- Hey.

#Should that teacher stand
so near, my love, yeah #

# Graduation's almost here
my love #

- # Come on, teach me tonight #
- Still tryin' to read this book?
- Mm-hmm.

# Oh, yeah, hey now come on and say it #

- What?
- # Come on, fellas #

#Say it toni-ight #

# Yeah, yeah
yeah-yeah-yeah #

# Come on teach me tonight #

# Yeah, come on, baby
yeah, yeah, yeah #

# Come on
teach me tonight #

# Yes, I will #

#My baby, baby, baby
yeah #

# Come on
teach me tonight, yeah #

#I want you to
teach me, hey #

# Teach me, hey now #

- # Teach me #
- # Teach me #

# Teach me teach me, baby #

- # Yeah-yeah #
- # Yeah ##

Hello, JJ.

Um, Billie called me.
Is she here?

Yeah, she is.

- You wanna let her know I'm here?
- Uh... yeah.

I don't see what the problem is.

Our problem is simple issues.

- There are competing
economic considerations.
- We've got to wait...

Look, boys, don't jerk me around.

If you're gonna
help me out...

I need to know,
and I need to know now.

Harry's blunt about it,
but a lot is riding on this.

He is the principal employer
of the whole area.

- Oh, sorry, I was looking for Billie.
- She's not he...

Senator Hedges, hi.
Paul Verrall.

I interviewed you
a couple of years ago.

- Of course. I loved what you did.
- Thanks.

Oh, here she is.
I think you two would be more comfortable...

Billie, would you make this poor man a drink?
It's sweltering.

It's nice to
see you again, Paul.

- Nice to see you, gentlemen.
- Good to see you again.

- Harry.
- Hey, kid.

- What did he mean, he interviewed you?
- He's a reporter.

He's doing
a puff piece on Harry.

Not anymore,
now that he's seen him with all of us.

- Thanks for coming so quick.
- Uh... uh, quickly.

- Quickly.
- Uh, Billie...

- Harry's got six senators in there.
- So? He's had 'em before.

Well, senators don't
usually make house calls.

Well, Harry gets people to do things
they don't usually do.

You wanna know the trick
that I came up with...

to remember the amendments
to the Constitution?

- Billie.
- What?

You've worked really hard
to make yourself smart.

But?

Well, a smart person knows
who she's living with.

- Gentlemen, I don't want you
to worry about this too much.

Ah, that's beautiful.

Okay. I think you'll really
enjoy David Copperfield.

- Yeah?
- Anything by Dickens is fun to...

What is this crap?

It's Haydn, Op. 111.

- It's a classical piece, Harry.
- Classic piece of shit, if you ask me.

I like it.
It's good before bed.

So now, the Fifth Amendment
to the Constitution says...

that you can't testify
against yourself.

How would that even work?
It seems physically impossible.

Teachin'her
about the fifth?

Well, uh, the Constitution.
We saw it the other day, and I thought...

- It's not your job to think.
Your job is to get her to think.
- Harry.

It's okay, Billie.

First of all, she knows how to think,
and second...

I need her so she can talk at parties,
not pass some ancient history test.

You think the Constitution is ancient history?

- Hey, work on her, not me.
- No extra charge.

I don't need nothin'
you could tell me.

- There's a lot you don't know
he could tell you.
- I'll bet.

Who's Tom Paine,
for instance?

What do I care
who Tom Paine is?

If he's not buyin' from me,
why should I care?

You're so smart,
who's Dave Righetti?

Left-handed pitcher
for the Giants.

- Pitched a no-hitter
for the Yanks in '83.

So, what are you,
some kind of genius?

- No.
- I fire geniuses every day.

- Clearly.
- You know, the more I see you,
the less I like you.

Is that the way you talk
to your senator friends too, Harry?

I'm gonna tell you this once:

Don't push your luck,
stay out of my business...

keep your eye on what
I pay you to keep it on...

or I'll tear it
out of your head.

I gotta go, Billie.

Just remember, four eyes...

Anytime I want,
I can knock your block off.

- See you later, Billie.
- Bye.

- Ed said not to forget these.
- That guy's startin' to bug me.

Here, doll.

Sign these papers.

What exactly are you doing
in Washington, Harry?

Well, I'm telling you to sign those papers,
and you're going to sign them.

I don't wanna do anything
that's against the law. That's for sure.

I am the law.

It seems to me,
by signing these...

- it makes me some kind of a partner.
- A silent partner.

- So?
- So shut up!

You know what
your problem is, Harry?

You're not just rude,
you're...

flagrant about it.

- You've been reading de Tocqueville.
- Well, yeah.

After we talked
on your show...

I figured it was pretty bad I hadn't read
such an important book...

so I read it.

What was
your favorite part?

Well, I'm not sure
it's the kind of a book...

- where you can have a favorite part.
- Yes, you can. I did.

I liked when he said,
"What is not yet done...

is only what we have not yet
attempted to do."

That made me
feel good.

So, what part
did you like?

- May I be honest?
- Yeah.

I haven't read it.

But you said it was
the one book on democracy worth reading.

Well, that's
what everybody says.

That's all anybody knows
about de Tocqueville...

except you.

- Well, it's not so bad once
you stop falling asleep.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I couldn't wait to see how it went.
- So, she's stupid.

All I mean is that
I didn't feel stupid myself.

Get this. She hadn't
never read the book.

- You're kidding.
- No.

- People are always pretending
to be smarter than they are.
- I don't.

Yeah, I know, Billie.
You're an honest woman.

When I said she hadn't never read the book,
that wasn't right, was it?

- Well, it was a double negative, but...
- Come on.

You told me you'd tell me
when I made a mistake.

A person who reads de Tocqueville
should know not to do no double negatives.

Yes, ma'am.

Smells good in here,
doesn't it?

Mmm.

If I'd known art smelled this good,
I would've come a long time ago.

Wow.

God, it's so small,
but it's like it's bigger than the whole room.

Van Gogh painted this
near the end of his life.

What a shame that he was never recognized
while he was still living...

don't you think?

My mother died
when I was little...

and my dad raised
me and my brothers.

And he loved us
so much, but...

I never knew
a world like that.

Why didn't you
ever kiss me again?

- Well, it's complicated.
- What's complicated?

Either you kiss me or you don't,
and you didn't.

Billie, I'm
workin' for Harry...

and I'm writin' a story about him,
and you're living with him.

Then why'd you kiss
me the first time?

I made a mistake.

Gee, sorry.

Billie. Billie,
it's not about you.

It's about ethics.

If I get involved with you,
I'm no different than Harry.

I don't wanna use you like Harry uses senators
to get what he wants.

You're crazy about me,
aren't you?

Yes.

That's why you
get so mad at Harry.

I don't hate Harry.

I hate
his kind of life...

what he does,
what he stands for.

Harry doesn't know
any better.

He's never thought about anybody else
in the world but himself.

- Well, who does?
- Oh, God, Billie, millions of people do.

The whole damn
history of the world...

is the story of the fight between the selfish
and the unselfish.

Where do I fit in?

L... I honestly don't know.

You still think I'm the kind of person
that goes with Harry?

You're still with him,
aren't you?

Billie, come on now.
Be fair.

You're the one that told me
all you wanted out of life...

was a mink coat and a TV
that fit in your purse.

To change.

And it didn't
make a difference.

- You don't think you're different?
- I do, sure...

but you don't.

You still see me
the same as I was.

In that way you're no different
from Harry.

How can you
say that?

'Cause he still thinks I'm a bimbo from Vegas,
and so do you.

- No, I don't.
- I've never gone through anything like this...

for anybody.

Last night I started thinking,
and I couldn't fall asleep for 10 minutes.

Billie, wait.

How come I feel like
I don't fit in anymore?

Tell me why I'm so unhappy
with everything I used to want.

Let me tell you
something, Paul.

I don't know about all this book stuff
and ethics and everything...

but I do know
it only takes you so far...

and after that,
you have to go on what you feel...

not on what you know.

But I know one thing.

There's a time between
a guy and a girl...

when it either
comes off or it doesn't.

And if it doesn't then,
it never does.

- Uh, maybe we haven't gotten to our time yet.
- No. We did.

You just dropped
the ball.

For all our gripin'about whatever,
we're a lucky group.

We got food, a roof,
good friends around us.

I was watchin'the tube,
and I saw this story...

about how many homeless
we got that are veterans.

I think they oughta tack this
on the Constitution:

If you risk your life for your country,
you oughta have a home.

The Sixth Amendment
to the Constitution says...

you can't be deprived of property
without compensation.

It's too bad they didn't offer
that protection to veterans.

That's in
the Fifth Amendment.

Uh, no, no, no.
I think it's the sixth.

Don't pay any attention to her.
She doesn't know what she's talking about.

You're both wrong.
Property compensation is the seventh.

- It's the fifth.
- Billie...

everybody knows
the Fifth Amendment...

- is the one where you don't
have to incriminate yourself.
- Both the senators are wrong.

Billie's right.

Ha! Thanks.

There are a bunch of
clauses in the fifth...

and one of them
is property compensation.

- The sixth is right to a speedy trial.
- You put us to shame.

How do you keep 'em straight?
Are you a constitutional lawyer?

No.

Um, I'm a student,
I guess.

I have a hard time
keeping 'em straight myself...

- so I have to make up little tricks.
- Like a, uh...

mnemonic device?

I didn't buy anything for it,
if that's what you mean.

- Anyway, like I was sayin'...
- What's your trick?

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

You'd probably think I'm nuts, but I use
"The Twelve Days of Christmas."

Why don't you
teach it to us?

- Really?
- Sure.
- Yeah.

- Oh, this'll be fun.
- Billie.

Okay, stop it. That's enough.
We got business to do here.

We were under the impression that this
was a social occasion.

Please.

Thanks.
Does anybody have a pen?

- Mm-hmm, sure.
- Thank you.

And now,
the Senate Family Singers...

with "The Twelve
Interesting Amendments."

Op. Number 1.
Hit it.

#The First Amendment
to the Constitution says #

# Freedom of religion, speech and press #

#The second part
of the First Amendment says #

# Peaceful assembly #

#And just say any crazy thing you like #

#The Second Amendment
to the Constitution says #

Right to bear arms.

# Peaceful assembly #

#And just say
any crazy thing you like #

Good. #The Fourth Amendment
to the Constitution says #

# No search and seizure #

Here is my gun. Freeze.

#Assemble and be nice #

#And just say
any crazy thing you like #

# The Fifth Amendment
to the Constitution says #

Don't rat on yourself.

- # Where's your warrant please #
- Here is my gun. Freeze.

#Assemble and be nice #

#And just say
any crazy thing you like #

Very good. #The Sixth Amendment
to the Constitution says #

# Right to
a quick trial #

Don't rat on yourself.

# Where's
your warrant please #

- Here is my gun. Freeze.
- #Assemble and be nice #

#And just say
any crazy thing you like #

# The Thirteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says #

- # Slavery is invalid #
- # Right to a quick trial #

# Don't rat on yourself #

- # Where's your warrant please #
- #Here is my gun, freeze #

- #Assemble and be nice #
- #Andjust say any crazy thing you like #

Good. #The Fifteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says #

- #All races get the ballot #
- # Slavery is invalid #

- # Right to a quick trial #
- # Don't rat on yourself #

- # Where's your warrant please #
- #Here is my gun, freeze #

- #Assemble and be nice #
- #And just say any crazy thing you like #

- # The Sixteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says #

- # Congress can take taxes #
- #All races get the ballot #

- # Slavery is invalid #
- # Right to a quick trial #

# Don't rat on yourself #

- # Where's your warrant please #
- #Here is my gun, freeze #

- #Assemble and be nice #
- #And just say any crazy thing you like #

Yes! #The Eighteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says #

- #Alcohol will kill you #
- # Uncle Sam will bill you #

- #All races get the ballot #
- # Slavery is invalid #

- # Right to a quick trial #
- # Don't rat on yourself #

- # Where's your warrant please #
- #Here is my gun, freeze #

- #Assemble and be nice #
- #Andjust say any crazy thing you like #

#The Nineteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says #

#Women vote
like men do #

- #Alcohol will kill you #
- # Uncle Sam will bill you #

- #All races get the ballot #
- #Slavery is invalid #

- #Right to a quick trial #
- # Don't rat yourself out #

- #Where's your warrant please #
- # Here's my gun, freeze #

#Assemble and be nice #

#And just say any crazy thing you like ##

You're the guy that isn't comin'across.!

I want that base opened.!

I am not an employee of yours, Harry.!

No? Why do you think I bought
40,000 copies of your book?

'Cause I kept
misplacing it?

I am not some lackey
in one of your malls!

I will decide if I help you,
and how much I help you.

You're making a terrible mistake
treating me this way.

You are not a charity.
You are not a cost. You are an investment.

If you don't wanna wind up
as a secretary to the YMCA...

- you do what I tell you!
- Harry.

Let me get him back here.
Let's clear this.

I think he was clear enough.

Go on!

- Billie.
- Hi.

You know, I don't think that Harry
should talk to you like that.

You're a senator.

Well, the operation of
government is complex.

Yeah, but I don't think anybody should talk
to a senator like that.

- A senator is a wonderful thing.
- Thank you.

You know, it seems to me that
if Harry pushes you around...

he's pushing around a few million people
who voted for you.

- Well, not quite that many.
- How many then?

863,434.

That's a lot of people
to push around.

Why do you let him?
I mean, who voted for him?

Well, at least he believes
in what he's doing.

Maybe that's why he's such a hard man
to say no to.

It's getting easier.

- Let me know your secret. Good-bye.
- Bye.

Hello, Billie.

- What is this?
- Same old stuff.

Well, I like having things explained.
I found that out.

Well, let me explain this.
Don't start up with him. They're legit.

Why can't
I read 'em then?

- There must be something wrong with them.
- They're all right!

L... I'm sorry.

It's okay.
I understand.

You don't wanna
be doin' his dirty work.

You know you're
better than him.

That's enough, Billie,
please.

I'm not so sure.
Maybe you're worse.

"Pursuant."

Good word.

What's the matter?

Ed.

- What'd he do to you?
- It's what he's done to himself.

Did you know he used to be
attorney general of a whole state?

Did you know that
he wrote a book?

It was called
The Roots of Freedom.

It was great. I read it.
It was beautiful.

Don't tie up
your new brain with Ed.

You know, you're not as big
as I used to think either.

All through history
there's been bigger men and better.

Name somebody bigger.

My father.

- Minimum wage.
- So what?

At least he
spent time with me.

- I work every day, even Sundays.
- Yeah, but for what, Harry?

- For who... for whom?
- For money! What do you think?

So you might as well go rob a bank.
That's work.

I have never in my whole life...

- Robbed a bank!
- Well, you're still not big. You know why?

- Why?
- Because you don't care about anything big.

Listen, cutie, don't get nervous
just 'cause you read a book.

You're still as dumb
as you ever were...

but I don't mind
'cause you're still the hottest little p...

Come 'ere.

I never seen you like this.
What's the matter with you?

My life is what's
the matter with me.

Maybe I am dumb,
but I know there's a better life than this.

I wanna be like
those van Gogh people...

where people care
about each other.

Harry!

You know, you got money,
but you got a cheap life.

I don't own nothin' cheap
except you.

There's a little law about that.
Nobody can own anybody.

Well, what I say
is law...

so shut up.

Sign the papers.

- Business is all you care about.
- Business?

Business bought you that
little outfit you're in...

and just about everything else you own,
so cut the crap! Sign the papers!

All right.

What're you
waitin' for?

- I wanna read 'em first.
- Just do it.

Listen, you big ox, if I'm puttin' my name
on somethin', I wanna know what it says.

That's it.
I've had it.

You're gonna sign them papers,
then I'm sendin' you back to Chicago.

No.

- Sign the papers!
- I wanna read 'em first!

No! Harry!

No!

No, Harry!

Did ya do it?

Yeah.

Get out.

Hey.
Hey, hey, hey!

It serves you right,
you big anarchist.

Don't you ever
lay a hand on me again.

If things aren't workin' out between us,
then they're not workin' out...

but don't make me
hate you.

Do me a favor, Harry.

- What?
- Drop dead.

I think that he's
done something illegal...

and now that I've signed these papers
maybe I have too.

- Have you read them?
- No. Him and Ed wouldn't let me.

- He and Ed. Nominative case.
- Oh, yeah.

See how upset I am?

- I'll just check and see.
- Yeah. I'll wait here.

Is Mr. Brock
upstairs?

- No. He went out a while ago.
- Thanks.

- Do you know where he keeps
the papers you signed?
- Yeah. I'll show you...

but we have to hurry 'cause who knows
when he's gonna come back.

Right in here.
He keeps everything in this thing.

- In this one?
- Yeah.

- Oh, Paul...
- Is it in a brown folder, you say?

Hurry! We'll just
take everything.

- Is this it?
- Yes.

Oh! Oh, no!

Hurry!
Um, um...

- Whoa!
- Oh!

Shh!

Oh, no. It's him!

Thank you.

This one.

- Here?
- Mm-hmm.

He's put all of his companies
in your name.

They're all
called "Billie"?

No. L... I mean,
you own them.

These papers don't
give him control over you.

It gives you
control over him.

You're Harry's boss.

- I am?
- Yeah.

- Uh-oh.
- What?

Of course.

- What?
- These are photostat copies...

of checks that Harry's
written to the senators.

He's been bribing the senators
to keep that base open.

What does he care
if the base closes?

- Oh! All his customers.
- Exactly.

Oh. Poor Harry.

Yeah, poor bribe-givin',
law-breakin' Harry.

I'm gonna take this stuff
to the paper.

- By george, I knew it.
Now all I gotta do is write it.
- Just a minute.

I can't let you
do that.

Just another necklace,
or are you gonna try something else?

- May I help you, sir?
- Give me the biggest wedding ring you got.

- What?
- That's right. I'm marrying her.

- You're kidding.
- She's been jumpy, you know?

It's been eight years.
What do you think she's worrying about?

Anyway, I was
rough on her.

She needs to know I want her around
no matter what.

I'll take this stuff
to the paper.

You pack and I'll
come back for you, okay?

Paul, I don't think
that I'll see you again.

Well, um...
wait a minute.

Why?
Because of this?

No. I just
wonder sometimes...

if it's good to find out
so much so quick.

- Uh, uh... quickly.
- So quickly.

I think I'll just
go away for a while.

- Where?
- I don't know.
I thought maybe I'd go see my dad.

Well, I got a better idea. Let's get married.

Are you crazy?

I have been...

but I love you.

- I can't think about this now.
- Well...

who says you gotta think about everything
all the time?

Billie!

Billie.!

There.

Billie?
Marry me?

Gimme those papers.

- I can't.
- Billie.!

- Go quick. He'll kill you.
- Billie.

Oh, hello.
I didn't hear you.

- Where've you been?
- What's the matter? Did you miss me?

I had an idea.

You know me.
I hate waitin' when I got an idea.

Hey, I don't blame you
for bein' mad.

I was thinkin' about
why you're so on edge...

and then I realized
that, uh...

you don't know
what you mean to me.

I can feel how much
I mean to you.

Hey, I've done a lot
of good things too.

Don't forget about those
just 'cause of one mistake. Here.

Maybe this'll help.

- Boy, when it rains, it pours.
- Yeah.

Just name the date.

I'm thinkin' of the 13th.

- What month?
- It's not a day.

No more slavery.

- What's that supposed to mean?
- I can't marry you, Harry.

You're too dumb.

You think dumb people
make this much money?

I think only a dumb person would think
money makes 'em smart.

I got a different
kind of life in mind.

This somethin' your
little teacher taught you?

He's what needs to be
different around here.

- I don't want you seein' him no more.
- I won't.

- That's more like it.
- It's not because of you.

Look, you're upset
about the hit. I know.

I'm sorry.

Let me tell you
about that hit.

Everything I've been readin' about and learning
and Paul's been tellin' me...

it mixed me up.

But when you hit me, it was like everything
just fell together and made sense.

And I see how some people are always givin' it,
and some are always takin' it...

and I'm switchin' categories.
I'm not takin' it anymore.

Okay, fine. Look,
I got an idea.

Why don't we go to my room, and I'll calm
you down? Marry me or you'll be sorry.

I'm already sorry!
That's why I'm leaving.

Billie, I'm offering to
make you a real partner...

a partner in here.

I want you
to be my wife.

Men are unbelievable.

I mean, I give and give and give,
and it's like wallpaper to you.

You just walk
right past it.

And then you make one effort,
and you think that we're equal.

It only looks like a big effort
because you never made one before.

No. No. No!

Fine. Fine. Fine!

Ed!

We'll see how you
get along without me.

You don't look like you
did five years ago.

You look like shit.

- Oh, yeah? As far as I'm concerned, vice-versa.
- Yeah?

I'd forgotten how great
this really is.

She's leaving me.
Let's make sure everything's in order.

- Oh, Jesus.
- We gotta get these companies
back in my name.

- Are you looking for that stuff
that I'm always signing?
- Yes.

- Like that file?
- Yes.

- In the blue cover?
- Yes. Yes.

Oh.

- Paul has it.
- What?

You gave it
to him? Why?

So he could take 'em
to the paper.

Are you
sellin' me out?

Hello? Anybody home?

JJ, lock the doors.

Get in here
and sit down.

Why, thank you.
I'd love a seat. My feet are killin' me.

Oh.

Hello.

- How've you been?
- Very good, thank you.

- And you?
- Pretty good. Busy.

Can the tea party crap!

Is she tellin' the truth?
Did you take that stuff to the papers?

- Billie always tells the truth.
- All right, pal...

you bring
those papers back...

or I will make you
very sorry.

- Tell him I'm not bluffin'.
- He's not bluffin'.

Like once, six years ago
there was a strike at one of...

Shut up! You don't know
nothin' about that!

I know that was
a double negative.

You stupid goddamn...

I also know you've been
payin' people off...

- so that they won't shut down that base.
- What?

I forgot. You're not
a book reader like us.

- You bribed 'em!
- No, no. Billie.

- "Bribe" is a strong word.
- They got $ 150,000 each.

What would you
call that, a tip?

You had no right
to take those papers.

You had no right to do what you did,
but you did it.

Now that you've done it,
the people have a right to know.

- What people?
- The people.

- Never heard of'em.
- Oh, you will.

12 of'em are gonna be decidin'
where you're gonna live.

- Who are you all of a sudden, the government?
- As a matter of fact, I am.

- Since when?
- Since 1776.

Exactly.

All right.

What'll it take, Paul?

- What do you mean?
- I think he's trying to tip you.

Aha.

- What'll you take?
- I'll take a beer.

A light one
if you got it.

Get back here.
Don't try to get funny.

I ain't never met a guy yet
that didn't have his price.

- I'm ready to talk big numbers.
- Oh, you and your big numbers.

If you don't watch out, you'll be wearing
big numbers right across your chest.

You see, Harry, there are some things
that are more important than money.

Like what, your career?

Nope.

Like doin'
the right thing.

Come on, Billie.
Let's go.

Harry. Harry.! Stop it.!

- Harry! Harry!
- What are you doin'?

Harry! You
coulda killed him.

- What do you care?
- I'm gonna marry him, that's what I care!

- You what?
- You what?

I'm gonna marry him
because he finally smartened up.

- I need a drink.
- Let me get it for you, Mr. Devery.

Am I in the room?

Hello!
Am I in the room?

You been cheatin' on me
all the time with this guy?

No, we never
did anything.

I wanted to,
but he wouldn't let me.

Let's just drop
the whole thing.

You get her, and you don't have to worry
about what I'm doin'.

Oh, but I do worry,
Harry.

- We got this beautiful piece of machinery...
- I don't have to listen...

to any more lectures
from you.

You talk more
than a senator.

You wanna screw up Brock Village?
Go ahead!

I got plenty other businesses!
So get out!

- I'm sick of the sight ofboth of ya.!
- Perhaps you're forgettin'...

- your other businesses belong to me.
- Aw, Christ.

Remember how you used to say we'd go away,
buy a house on the beach?

Why didn't we
ever do that?

I couldn't do that.
I had to work.

Why? You had five companies
when I met you.

When was it gonna be enough
so we could enjoy it?

One thing I have had
enough of...

is you
and Professor Windbag.

Well, that will be corrected shortly
when I leave.

Here's the deal:

I'll give the companies back to you,
but only one at a time.

- What?
- And only one a year.

- What?
- Oh, my God.

First, you're calling those senators
and getting that money back.

Then you're gettin' out of town,
or Paul will write that story.

If I take that money back, they close the base.
I lose the mall.

What am I supposed to do
if you have all my companies?

- Maybe take a watercolor class.
- Very funny.

- Also, you should walk the beach.
- I don't live near a beach.

Well, that's okay. I'm rich for a little bit.
I'll buy you a beach...

and I'll pay for
your watercolor class...

and I'll get you a ticket to the museum,
so you can see that van Gogh painting.

Are you nuts?
Why should I do all this stuff?

- You have to ask why?
- Yeah.

That's why.
So you'll know what all that stuff is for.

Then maybe you'll find a little bit
of what I've found.

Trust me, Harry.
This will make you happy.

How would you know?

What do you think,
I was born yesterday?

God, I love this woman.

- Bye, JJ.
- Bye.

- You ready?
- Absolutely.

You do what
I'm tellin' ya!