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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪
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Previously on
Black Monday...
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You want to buy up
retail banks
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to gamble on the stock market.
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Amerisavings & Loan.
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The other congressman
won't even take a piss
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without Harris' approval.
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How's your side
of the deal going?
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I'm a fuckin' whiz
at politics too.
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Is it me, or is an all-female
workplace extremely hostile?
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I was thinking the same thing,
my man.
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I told you, man.
I'm done.
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I'm going to Kokomo.
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Airport.
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♪ upbeat music ♪
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Open it.
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Jesus!
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- Ugh, gross.
- No shit, Wayne.
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We got hit with an anonymous
sexual harassment complaint.
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Apparently, the women
in this office
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don't want to look
at that shit,
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and neither do I.
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It wasn't me.
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Buddy, come on.
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Congress is hours from passing
deregulation.
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We're about to amass
generational wealth.
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You'll be able to set up
your kids' kids' kids.
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If I ever
get to see them again.
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My ex-wife's fucking me
in the ass.
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And she's not letting him
visit his kids.
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- Do you think
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this is a joke?
If the SEC catches wind
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of any shenanigans here,
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they will void
our Amerisavings deal.
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All because you two punch lines
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couldn't keep your zingers
off the Xerox.
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- I'm not a punch line.
- It wasn't my zinger.
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Get this through
your un-thick dicks:
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the boys' club
is officially over.
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We run this shit now.
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Mo is gone,
and he is not coming back.
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Until?
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Mo's not coming back until...
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- Never!
- All right.
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At least we'll get
more lines...
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of coke.
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That's the spirit.
All right, now come on.
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And to protect the firm,
we've got to send
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one of you two pervs
to the Rubber Room.
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The "rub her" room?
Yes, please.
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Wait, is that where
they test Trojans? Yes!
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The Rubber Room is detention
for degenerate traders.
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They take your dignity
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and your trading license
for a month.
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I-I swear, it wasn't me.
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For religious reasons,
I braid my pubic hair.
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Yeah. My circumcision scar
runs up through my butthole.
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- Way up there.
- Mid-back.
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- All right.
- No.
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You've got until close
to fess up,
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or you're both going.
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In the meantime,
you're gonna go out there,
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and you're gonna apologize
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to every single woman
in this office.
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- And until you do,
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Dawn is not going to let you
out of our sight.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have actual work to do.
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- Janet. Linda.
- Blair!
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Terri.
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- Blair!
- What?
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How the fuck are you going
golfing again?
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We're supposed to be running
this place together.
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Everything I do
is for this company.
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Do you think I want to go
to the Met Gala?
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Do you think I wanted
to get slimed
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on You Can't Do That
on Television on television?
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Do you think I want my MTV?
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I don't, but I said it
in that commercial,
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because publicity is good
for TBD.
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- I get the structure.
- I wish you were a white man.
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Harris asked me
to swing the ol' bats
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with him and some congressmen
before they head back to D.C.
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for the vote this afternoon.
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What was I supposed to say?
No?
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Well, did you at least sign
the Amerisavings contracts
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on your desk?
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Mm,
I didn't see any contracts.
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Maybe they got lost
under Tiff's shit,
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because you let her convert
your office into an atelier
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for her shit attempt
at a shit Georgina relaunch!
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- I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry.
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And as soon as this vote is
over, I am back here for good.
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But until then,
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can you just forge
my signature?
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I can't be late for
"tea time."
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Apparently,
drinking tea
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is a huge part of golf.
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How have you not learned more
about the game?
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Just--just fucking go.
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You're the best.
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I'll be back tonight
for the vote party.
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Fore!
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Ahh!
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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Guy, just admit
that this is your guy,
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and I will convince Dawn
to take it easy on you,
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but there is no reason
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that both of us should get sent
to the Rubber Room for this.
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Can't you see?
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This is a frame job.
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We're the last men here,
and they want us out.
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It's so obvious.
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Or women don't like
unsolicited penis photographs.
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There's got to be
a punchier way to say that.
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It is a mouthful.
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No, and that's my point.
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We need to respect
that the culture in the office,
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it's changed,
and in that change--
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Offices don't have culture.
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Puerto Ricans, yogurt,
Boy George's club.
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Those have culture.
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Now, here's my plan.
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We're gonna ask around
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and find out which chick
made the complaint,
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and then we'll apologize.
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Progress.
That's what I like.
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And then,
when she least expects it,
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we'll exact our revenge
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and send that snitching bitch
to the Rubber Room.
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I love what you've done
with the place.
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Yeah, Tiff really ripped
her parents' apartment
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down to the studs.
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And speaking of ripped studs...
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- You got that?
- Yeah, way ahead of you there.
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Blair?
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Blair Pfaff.
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Blair Pfaff!
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Well, well, if it isn't
the home-wrecking harlot
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out to destroy my--
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Ooh, not what I expected.
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White lady,
who the fuck are you,
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and what the fuck
were you expecting?
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I'm Corky Harris,
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and I came to confront you,
Blair,
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the hussy who layeth down
with my husband,
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Congressman Roger Harris?
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My goodness, this is a mix-up
from the tits up.
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First of all, hi.
I'm Dawn.
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I founded this place
with my partner Blair,
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who is a man,
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and we are just huge donors
of your husband.
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But Blair has to be a woman.
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I picture someone rich, blonde,
bunch of pretty roommates.
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No, that's Blair
from Facts of Life.
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My Blair is all man,
like Jo from Facts of Life.
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Trust me, my Blair
and your husband
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are on the golf course
as we speak.
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But they golf all the time.
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In a moment of weakness,
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I took a peek into
my husband's calendar.
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The trips--I mean,
the last month alone--
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Palm Springs, Provincetown,
San Fran, Fire Island.
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I mean, they went
to the Tonys together.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, you know, all the facts
line up perfectly.
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Standard business trips.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I just realized
what's happening here.
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What's happening?
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My husband and your Blair
are having sex...
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Uh...
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...with women outside
their marriages,
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and using each other as alibis.
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No.
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No. No.
Uh, no.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm.
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- Hmm?
- Huh.
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Hmm.
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Is it possible that maybe now
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you're covering
for both of them?
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Corky, if your husband
is messing around,
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then I will personally
rip off his dick
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and pull it
through his asshole myself.
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If Blair says
he is playing golf,
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then he is playing golf.
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He is obsessed.
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♪ These dreams ♪
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♪ Go on when I close my eyes ♪
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♪ Every second
of the night... ♪
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- Damn it!
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I'm almost there.
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What?
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Hey, B.
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I have someone who wants
to say hi to you.
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It's Congressman Harris' wife.
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Excited to finally meet you,
Blair.
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Yeah, we wanted
to come and meet you guys
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on the golf course.
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Uh, what hole are you in?
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On.
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Um, it's great to meet you,
Corky.
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Yes, we would love
for you and Dawn
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to meet us on the, uh,
golf...field.
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Uh, what hole shall you
meet us on, you ask?
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Uh, the-the 51st hole.
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Uh, the 15th hole.
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I wish there were 51 holes,
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'cause I love golf.
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Um, yep,
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well, I look forward
to meeting you.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Damn it.
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We got to go.
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Unless you want to finish
really quick.
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I already did.
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Great.
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Okay, we're gonna go
with the classic.
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You be bad cop.
I'll be good cop.
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Okay, but all cops are bad.
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That's true.
Follow my lead.
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All right.
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Thank you for coming, Karen.
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Water? Coffee?
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- Foot massage?
- God damn it, Wayne.
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What's this all about, guys?
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Well, as you may have heard,
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there was a complaint
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about someone in this office's
distasteful--
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some say "walk off home run"
hilarious--
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use of office equipment.
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What my disgusting,
sack of shit partner here
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is trying to say
is that we are sorry
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if we ever made you feel
unsafe in this office.
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Hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
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- I'm being bad cop.
- Not to me, idiot.
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Be bad cop to her.
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Oh!
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Now watch and fucking learn.
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All right, Karen,
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AKA Miss Thang--
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- Mm.
- Where'd she go?
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Please hurry up.
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I have to make sure
my poor sweet husband
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isn't being led astray
by some Nancy.
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Blair is not a nancy.
He's married.
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I'm talking about Nancy Reagan.
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Ever since she broke up
Ronnie's marriage
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to his first wife Jane Wyman
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and his political career
not only survived, it thrived,
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every good Christian Republican
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thinks they can survive
a divorce.
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It's left all us wives
of a certain age vulnerable.
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Leave it to the Gipper
to deregulate divorce too.
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I just have to remind Roger
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that my daddy's money and power
put him in that office,
260
00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,095
and it can sure as heck
take him right out.
261
00:09:08,178 --> 00:09:09,470
Who's your daddy?
262
00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:11,261
Have you heard
of Pastor Newell Swofford?
263
00:09:11,345 --> 00:09:13,679
He started the Honor God
TV Network?
264
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:14,929
HGTV?
265
00:09:15,011 --> 00:09:16,845
The guy who coined the phrase
"pray away the gay"?
266
00:09:16,929 --> 00:09:18,929
He also came up
with "spay away the gay,"
267
00:09:19,011 --> 00:09:21,345
because--well,
he thinks cats are gay.
268
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,720
That one was less successful.
269
00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:28,053
How was that, growing up
with such a-a cool dad?
270
00:09:28,136 --> 00:09:30,387
I mean,
do you share his views?
271
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,345
Of course.
Well, not his views on Roger.
272
00:09:33,428 --> 00:09:35,303
Ever since we met,
he hated him.
273
00:09:35,387 --> 00:09:37,261
He used to say, "There's
something wrong with that boy,"
274
00:09:37,345 --> 00:09:38,845
but I defended him,
275
00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:41,595
and I supported him,
because I loved him.
276
00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:43,679
I love him,
277
00:09:43,762 --> 00:09:46,345
and I don't want to lose him.
278
00:09:47,303 --> 00:09:51,762
Well, it sounds to me
like Roger needs to be reminded
279
00:09:51,845 --> 00:09:53,929
that he'd be nothing
without you.
280
00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:57,220
Men have a way of forgetting
that behind every one of them
281
00:09:57,303 --> 00:10:00,553
is a much smarter one of us.
282
00:10:00,637 --> 00:10:03,470
I mean, I do everything
at TBD, but...
283
00:10:03,553 --> 00:10:06,011
Blair either
doesn't realize it,
284
00:10:06,095 --> 00:10:09,762
or he's too busy getting
the credit to say thanks.
285
00:10:11,095 --> 00:10:12,720
Men.
286
00:10:12,804 --> 00:10:15,136
A bunch of horses'
you-know-whats.
287
00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:27,595
Dawn, I like you.
288
00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,845
And I like you.
289
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,220
You know, I'd love
to introduce you to my dad.
290
00:10:31,303 --> 00:10:33,595
He's always looking
for investment opportunities,
291
00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:36,553
and I'd love to support
a fellow strong woman.
292
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,845
And I could do a lot
of good work
293
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,970
with all that tithing money.
294
00:10:41,053 --> 00:10:42,637
Great.
295
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,595
Assuming Blair's not cheating
with my husband.
296
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,261
Those dogs.
297
00:10:47,345 --> 00:10:48,053
This is it.
We're here.
298
00:10:48,136 --> 00:10:50,136
Okay.
299
00:10:50,929 --> 00:10:53,512
Now, with the tea,
is it a specific kind of tea--
300
00:10:56,887 --> 00:10:58,595
- Corky!
- Oh, God.
301
00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,220
- Corky! Corky!
- Oh, my God.
302
00:11:00,303 --> 00:11:03,345
I am so sorry to startle you,
but I love you.
303
00:11:03,428 --> 00:11:05,595
- You guys, look who it is!
- No, I'm sorry.
304
00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:06,887
I don't know
who you think I am.
305
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:10,053
You have never gotten
the credit that you deserve.
306
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,053
You are a star.
307
00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:12,845
Will you take a picture
with me, please?
308
00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:14,762
- Thank you so much.
- Sure.
309
00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:20,011
No one has a camera?
God damn it!
310
00:11:20,095 --> 00:11:22,136
- Oh, God--
- Oh, don't go! No, I--
311
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:22,804
Corky!
312
00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:30,804
I don't get it.
313
00:11:30,887 --> 00:11:33,470
So being subpar at golf
is actually a good thing?
314
00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:34,762
Yep.
Oh, there she is.
315
00:11:34,845 --> 00:11:36,428
Just act like you know
what you're doing.
316
00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:38,303
Mother!
317
00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:39,845
- Mother?
- You made it.
318
00:11:39,929 --> 00:11:41,804
- Father!
- My goodness.
319
00:11:41,887 --> 00:11:45,261
What a pleasant--
exactly what I was expecting.
320
00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:46,470
Corky, Blair Pfaff.
321
00:11:46,553 --> 00:11:48,303
Hey.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
322
00:11:48,387 --> 00:11:49,553
Charmed, I'm sure.
323
00:11:51,387 --> 00:11:53,595
- Well.
- Are you enjoying the course?
324
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,387
Oh, it's the greatest game
of my life.
325
00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:57,095
It's very subpar.
326
00:11:57,178 --> 00:11:58,428
- Uh--
- Well, don't let me
327
00:11:58,512 --> 00:11:59,637
interrupt your career best.
328
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,178
- Fire away.
- Thank you, yes.
329
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:03,512
Let me just grab
my favorite swingin' pole
330
00:12:03,595 --> 00:12:04,470
from the ol' quiver.
331
00:12:04,553 --> 00:12:06,345
- Yep.
- Yep!
332
00:12:06,428 --> 00:12:07,762
Here we go.
333
00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:09,970
Oh, um, the putter
for the tee?
334
00:12:10,053 --> 00:12:11,470
- Oh, no.
335
00:12:11,553 --> 00:12:13,679
I just like to touch this
for luck
336
00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:15,595
before I grab my real club...
337
00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,053
Yep.
338
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,345
Yeah.
339
00:12:19,887 --> 00:12:21,679
You know, it's like
the log at the Apollo.
340
00:12:21,762 --> 00:12:24,011
- He's superstitious.
- Precisely.
341
00:12:24,095 --> 00:12:25,679
- Warm-up.
- Warm-up?
342
00:12:25,762 --> 00:12:27,512
You've been out
for 14 holes now.
343
00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:29,178
- Yeah.
344
00:12:30,512 --> 00:12:32,762
Play ball!
345
00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:36,470
Hey! Stop right there.
346
00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:39,679
Governor Putnam?
347
00:12:39,762 --> 00:12:41,970
Oh, it is you!
348
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,220
I thought everyone
around the club was lying.
349
00:12:44,303 --> 00:12:46,512
The TV does not add ten pounds
or change one thing,
350
00:12:46,595 --> 00:12:49,470
because you look exactly
like you.
351
00:12:49,553 --> 00:12:50,595
I do?
352
00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,679
Oh! Can I get an autograph?
353
00:12:52,762 --> 00:12:55,679
Uh...yeah, sure.
354
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,887
Uh, nice meeting you.
355
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:06,887
Stay in school!
356
00:13:18,595 --> 00:13:20,804
- Hit the ball!
- Yep.
357
00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:23,470
Hitting...
358
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,679
- Whoa!
359
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,428
Blair!
360
00:13:26,512 --> 00:13:28,220
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no.
361
00:13:28,303 --> 00:13:29,428
Oh, my God.
362
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:30,220
- Blair!
- Blair!
363
00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:33,428
Blair, are you dead?
364
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,178
Thank you.
365
00:13:35,261 --> 00:13:37,178
- To Mrs. Harris, oh...
- Yes.
366
00:13:37,261 --> 00:13:39,553
Thank you so much
for these pills.
367
00:13:39,637 --> 00:13:40,720
I don't know what they are,
368
00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:42,178
but I'm...
fine.
369
00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:44,387
Well, it is the least
that I could do.
370
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:46,679
I just feel awful
that you got hurt.
371
00:13:46,762 --> 00:13:48,845
- What? No.
- I'm sorry again.
372
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,637
This is so silly,
373
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,261
but I somehow
got it in my head
374
00:13:53,345 --> 00:13:56,595
that you two were out there
chasing the fillies together.
375
00:13:58,762 --> 00:13:59,970
Oh, you goofball.
376
00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:02,804
Clearly, it was just business.
377
00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:04,428
My fault for getting things
in my head again.
378
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,637
Mother, on our wedding day,
I made a promise to you...
379
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,762
Did he call her Mother?
380
00:14:07,845 --> 00:14:09,136
Yeah, it's not great.
381
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,428
...that I would never
go anywhere without you
382
00:14:11,512 --> 00:14:13,679
if a woman was present,
383
00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:15,303
and I've stuck to that.
384
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,804
I am so sorry for doubting you,
Father.
385
00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:19,345
- Aww.
- Nope.
386
00:14:19,428 --> 00:14:21,136
Come here.
387
00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:28,595
Tell me that you
are not fucking the guy
388
00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:29,762
who could fuck up our deal?
389
00:14:29,845 --> 00:14:32,261
Of course not.
He's fucking me.
390
00:14:32,345 --> 00:14:33,637
Ohh...
391
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,470
And this gimlet is compliments
392
00:14:36,553 --> 00:14:39,178
of the gentleman at the bar.
393
00:14:39,261 --> 00:14:40,637
Can you just put it over there
with the other ones, please?
394
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,553
- Thank you.
- What's happening?
395
00:14:42,637 --> 00:14:44,679
Whenever black people go
to rich white people places,
396
00:14:44,762 --> 00:14:46,220
they always think we're famous.
397
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,011
Otherwise,
why would we be there?
398
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,970
- We do do that.
399
00:14:50,053 --> 00:14:51,178
Bitch,
who do they think you are?
400
00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:52,720
I don't know.
I'm so sick of this shit.
401
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,428
They can't tell niggas apart.
What the fuck is that?
402
00:14:54,512 --> 00:14:56,345
- Man, they got you fucked up.
- Where you from?
403
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:57,929
- I'm from Compton.
- Oh, my nigga.
404
00:14:58,011 --> 00:14:59,637
- Compton, yeah.
- Stay up.
405
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,011
- Oh, yeah, baby, all day.
- That's what's up.
406
00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:03,220
Motherfuckers out here
getting rich on crack cocaine.
407
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,929
You know how that go.
408
00:15:05,011 --> 00:15:07,220
My man.
Peace out.
409
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:08,261
Yeah.
410
00:15:08,345 --> 00:15:10,804
So, Blair, you and Roger
have gotten to travel
411
00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:13,095
to so many
wonderful places lately.
412
00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:14,512
- Yeah.
- What was your favorite?
413
00:15:14,595 --> 00:15:16,512
Palm Springs?
Rehoboth?
414
00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:19,095
Well, you know,
they're all just work trips.
415
00:15:19,178 --> 00:15:20,679
It's not like we're spending
the whole day in bed.
416
00:15:24,261 --> 00:15:25,845
Well, but what about the Tonys?
417
00:15:25,929 --> 00:15:27,804
I mean, come on,
that must have been a hoot.
418
00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:30,345
The Antoinette Perry Awards for
Excellence in Broadway Theatre?
419
00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:34,804
When I found out Roger
was taking you instead of me?
420
00:15:34,887 --> 00:15:36,053
Jealous.
421
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,220
- Wait, what?
- It was a hoot.
422
00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:41,470
Right, Blair? When you and I
went to the Tonys together?
423
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,470
And then...booyah!
424
00:15:47,553 --> 00:15:51,053
Hey, man, maybe stop shoving
the evidence in their faces?
425
00:15:51,136 --> 00:15:54,053
Hey, man, how about stop
undermining my investigation?
426
00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:55,387
How else are they supposed to
know what we're talking about?
427
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,679
Because they know what a penis
looks like.
428
00:15:57,762 --> 00:15:58,970
Not if they're all lesbos!
429
00:15:59,053 --> 00:16:01,011
Which is one
of my working theories.
430
00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:02,553
- God damn it, Pamela.
431
00:16:02,637 --> 00:16:03,845
Do you have to do that here?
432
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,428
Yes.
It's the only microwave.
433
00:16:06,512 --> 00:16:08,845
So did you all catch Dallas
last night?
434
00:16:08,929 --> 00:16:10,303
Sue Ellen back on the bottle.
435
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,970
Ooh, and J.R.
had her committed.
436
00:16:12,053 --> 00:16:13,261
Shit, I would be
hitting the bottle too.
437
00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:15,512
Yeah, they don't call her
Boozy Suzy for nothing.
438
00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:18,095
Okay, guys, we're doing
a work project here.
439
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,553
Now, Joyce, please.
440
00:16:19,637 --> 00:16:21,637
Let's try a little
word association.
441
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,428
- I...
- Am creepy as hell.
442
00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,178
- No.
- Won't lie to you.
443
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:28,929
Come on, we haven't even
started yet.
444
00:16:29,011 --> 00:16:30,887
I'm gonna say a word,
and then...
445
00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,345
I'm gonna leave,
'cause you stink.
446
00:16:32,428 --> 00:16:34,303
Sorry if we ever made you
feel unsafe at work!
447
00:16:34,387 --> 00:16:35,595
I'm not!
448
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:37,011
Ever gonna move out
of your mom's house?
449
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:39,178
- Oh!
450
00:16:41,845 --> 00:16:42,804
Tell you what, Corks,
451
00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:44,428
nobody had a better time
that night
452
00:16:44,512 --> 00:16:45,887
than your hubby.
453
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:48,595
Turns out Roger
loves the Tonys.
454
00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:50,512
- Yeah.
- And the Oscars.
455
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,220
And the Steves.
456
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,512
Why don't you tell us all
457
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:56,178
what your favorite parts
of the Tonys was?
458
00:16:56,261 --> 00:16:57,804
So many great moments
459
00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,303
I could describe in detail
460
00:16:59,387 --> 00:17:02,303
instead of going to Washington
this afternoon and voting
461
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:05,470
on a pretty significant
regulatory rollback.
462
00:17:05,553 --> 00:17:07,762
Well, I think we all fuckin'
love that.
463
00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:09,136
Would we, though?
464
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,553
- It sounds boring!
- No.
465
00:17:11,637 --> 00:17:12,804
- Doesn't sound boring to me.
- Yeah, no, I think so.
466
00:17:12,887 --> 00:17:14,428
Seems like a fun old time--
467
00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:16,512
- Let's go clean it up.
- No, it'll dry here.
468
00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:17,804
Blair, let's go clean it up
now.
469
00:17:17,887 --> 00:17:19,011
Okay. Ouchie.
470
00:17:19,095 --> 00:17:22,637
Ouchie!
Okay, be back in a flash.
471
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,970
- Whoopsy-daisy.
- Okaysies.
472
00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:26,845
- Idiot!
- I know.
473
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:27,720
Can you believe
he's cheating on me?
474
00:17:27,804 --> 00:17:29,512
No, you're an idiot.
475
00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:31,679
Of all the guys to fuck,
you choose the one
476
00:17:31,762 --> 00:17:33,220
who controls our destiny.
477
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,720
And you're about to
fuck it all up for some dick.
478
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,679
It's fine.
I'll handle it.
479
00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:39,345
Like you've been handling it?
480
00:17:39,428 --> 00:17:42,845
I've never seen someone's
feelings get hurt so visibly.
481
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,095
Well, h-how could he
do that to me?
482
00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:47,345
'Cause he is a man, dummy.
483
00:17:47,428 --> 00:17:50,011
Don't make me explain
your species to you.
484
00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:51,762
And you didn't tell me.
485
00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:53,553
My God,
I could have helped you.
486
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,011
Us!
487
00:17:55,095 --> 00:17:57,470
Fuck!
This is some real Mo shit.
488
00:17:57,553 --> 00:18:00,303
We're supposed to be
actual partners.
489
00:18:00,387 --> 00:18:03,011
- I'm sorry.
- Fuck your "I'm sorry."
490
00:18:03,095 --> 00:18:05,178
There you are, Big B.
Can we talk?
491
00:18:06,428 --> 00:18:07,679
Fix this.
492
00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:12,553
So you're a piece of shit.
493
00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:13,303
I thought you knew I--
494
00:18:13,387 --> 00:18:14,512
That you were a piece of shit
495
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:17,428
who was doinking every guy
in town behind my back?
496
00:18:17,512 --> 00:18:18,220
"Doinking"?
497
00:18:18,303 --> 00:18:20,053
It's how people say "sex,"
okay?
498
00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:21,345
You're old.
499
00:18:21,428 --> 00:18:22,970
Why are you having
such a hard time with this?
500
00:18:23,053 --> 00:18:25,220
Because you were my first.
501
00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:30,470
Relationship of this kind...
502
00:18:30,553 --> 00:18:32,762
and I thought
it was just you and me,
503
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,136
and now I feel stupid.
504
00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:38,553
Wow, babe, I--
505
00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:40,095
I'm sorry.
506
00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:42,095
All those other guys
meant nothing.
507
00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:43,345
- I didn't know...
508
00:18:43,428 --> 00:18:44,970
...you wanted
a relationship, but...
509
00:18:45,053 --> 00:18:47,053
I really like you, Blair.
510
00:18:47,136 --> 00:18:49,095
Why else do you think
I would carry around
511
00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:51,136
the picture you gave me
in my wallet?
512
00:18:53,053 --> 00:18:54,887
You kept my penis picture.
513
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:56,929
There has to be a better way
to say that.
514
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,679
- Dick picture?
- Penis pic.
515
00:18:59,762 --> 00:19:00,762
Dickture!
516
00:19:00,845 --> 00:19:03,011
From now on,
517
00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:05,762
- I only want to doink you.
518
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,261
And my wife when I have to,
for maintenance.
519
00:19:08,345 --> 00:19:10,804
And the occasional secretary,
for appearances.
520
00:19:10,887 --> 00:19:13,011
Do you mean that?
521
00:19:13,095 --> 00:19:15,845
Exclusive doinking?
522
00:19:15,929 --> 00:19:17,720
Yeah, what the heck.
Why not?
523
00:19:17,804 --> 00:19:20,679
All the secret calls,
the planning,
524
00:19:20,762 --> 00:19:22,595
the rendezvouses--
525
00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:25,261
it'd be so much easier
if it was only you.
526
00:19:31,845 --> 00:19:34,679
♪ dramatic music ♪
527
00:19:36,512 --> 00:19:37,720
- We got to go.
- I know.
528
00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:39,178
Come on.
529
00:19:48,679 --> 00:19:51,011
Corky.
530
00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:52,553
Uh...
531
00:19:52,637 --> 00:19:54,428
Blair's Italian,
532
00:19:54,512 --> 00:19:56,845
and you know how they are
over there, I mean...
533
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:57,929
Giuseppe,
534
00:19:58,011 --> 00:19:59,428
uh, let-a me hold-a your hand.
535
00:19:59,512 --> 00:20:01,261
Giuseppe, let-a
me kiss-a your face.
536
00:20:01,345 --> 00:20:03,303
Dawn, stop.
537
00:20:03,387 --> 00:20:05,637
Please don't ever
do that voice again.
538
00:20:07,637 --> 00:20:10,679
Listen, Corky...
539
00:20:10,762 --> 00:20:12,804
Well, boys will be boys.
540
00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:14,011
What?
541
00:20:14,095 --> 00:20:16,762
Oh, I was being so silly.
542
00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:19,845
Roger will never leave me
for a man.
543
00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:22,011
It would end his career.
544
00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,387
I got scared for a second.
545
00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,011
All right,
let's get back out there.
546
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,095
Who did this?
Is this you?
547
00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:33,095
Did you do this?
It was you, wasn't it?
548
00:20:33,178 --> 00:20:34,887
- Who did this?
- Wayne, chill!
549
00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:37,887
Not until one of these
feminazis admits to framing us.
550
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,136
None of you are even my type!
551
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,887
It was me, all right?
Fuck, man.
552
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,637
I filed the complaint.
553
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,220
You're just so gross
to all the women in the office
554
00:20:47,303 --> 00:20:49,887
all the time,
and I saw that Xerox,
555
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:51,845
and it was the last straw.
556
00:20:51,929 --> 00:20:55,011
I don't know if you've noticed,
but times are changing.
557
00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:56,720
- Yes.
- You're with it.
558
00:20:56,804 --> 00:20:59,595
We just had a girl
vice presidential candidate,
559
00:20:59,679 --> 00:21:02,970
and granted, she got her ass
fuckin' smoked, because duh,
560
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,387
but we're gonna have
a chick president soon.
561
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,887
- Yes.
562
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:09,220
These girls? They're mothers
and they're daughters
563
00:21:09,303 --> 00:21:11,011
and they're wives
and they're sisters.
564
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,345
- We're also people.
- Exactly.
565
00:21:13,428 --> 00:21:16,387
These people are men's mothers
and daughters
566
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,553
and sisters and wives.
567
00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:20,095
He had it.
568
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,220
- And then he lost it.
- Mm-hmm.
569
00:21:21,303 --> 00:21:23,845
It wasn't me, okay?
570
00:21:23,929 --> 00:21:25,762
And I can prove it.
571
00:21:25,845 --> 00:21:26,762
Ladies!
572
00:21:26,845 --> 00:21:29,887
Well, the congressman
has a train to catch
573
00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:31,887
and a vote to vote.
574
00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:33,762
That sounds great.
575
00:21:33,845 --> 00:21:35,261
Knock 'em dead.
576
00:21:35,345 --> 00:21:36,970
Dawn, thank you so much
577
00:21:37,053 --> 00:21:38,637
for helping me get
to the bottom of all this.
578
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,804
And I want you to
reach out to Daddy.
579
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:45,053
Oh, the pastor.
580
00:21:45,136 --> 00:21:46,512
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
581
00:21:46,595 --> 00:21:49,428
♪ upbeat music ♪
582
00:21:54,011 --> 00:21:55,679
There you are!
583
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:58,929
Can't believe you're actually
at our club.
584
00:21:59,011 --> 00:22:00,679
Who?
585
00:22:00,762 --> 00:22:03,095
Who is actually
at your club?
586
00:22:03,178 --> 00:22:06,095
You're Regina,
Regina King.
587
00:22:06,178 --> 00:22:08,512
You play Brenda on 227.
588
00:22:10,136 --> 00:22:12,345
Bitch, you racist.
589
00:22:14,011 --> 00:22:16,762
Really?
You're not gonna say anything?
590
00:22:16,845 --> 00:22:17,845
I'm sorry, all right?
591
00:22:17,929 --> 00:22:19,470
I'm sorry I jeopardized
the deal.
592
00:22:19,553 --> 00:22:21,220
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about me and Harris,
593
00:22:21,303 --> 00:22:22,220
and I know
that's the type of shit
594
00:22:22,303 --> 00:22:23,637
Mo used to do all the time,
595
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,887
and-and I promise to be
a better partner than that,
596
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,178
and I will be, I swear.
597
00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:31,929
Look, Blair,
I'm happy for you.
598
00:22:32,011 --> 00:22:34,887
I just don't want this place
to ever go back to how it was.
599
00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:36,679
- I know.
- Put that thing away!
600
00:22:36,762 --> 00:22:38,303
- Oh, Wayne!
- My dick.
601
00:22:38,387 --> 00:22:40,011
- Not my dick.
- I'm so sorry.
602
00:22:40,095 --> 00:22:41,220
- My dick. Not my dick.
603
00:22:41,303 --> 00:22:42,220
Please
don't blame me.
604
00:22:42,303 --> 00:22:43,512
Wayne! Wayne.
Wayne!
605
00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:45,679
This is my dick.
This is not my dick.
606
00:22:45,762 --> 00:22:48,011
- Wayne!
- I apologize.
607
00:22:48,095 --> 00:22:50,053
Rubber Room, now!
608
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,804
Can someone give me a ride?
609
00:22:51,887 --> 00:22:53,220
Wayne!
610
00:22:55,095 --> 00:22:56,720
Pull up your pants!
611
00:22:56,804 --> 00:22:59,011
Oh, shit, the vote
for Amerisavings is on.
612
00:22:59,095 --> 00:23:00,679
Oh!
613
00:23:04,136 --> 00:23:06,345
In regards
to bill H827,
614
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,804
the abolishment
of regulatory ordinances
615
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,387
in relation
to banking institutions,
616
00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:12,637
those in favor?
617
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,679
Aye.
618
00:23:13,762 --> 00:23:15,011
Those opposed?
619
00:23:16,011 --> 00:23:18,178
Bill H827 is ratified.
620
00:23:20,136 --> 00:23:22,387
- Oh!
- We did it, we're rich!
621
00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:24,929
- We did it!
- Yes, we did it!
622
00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:28,011
- Yes!
- Oh, my God.
623
00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:31,845
We interrupt
our regular coverage
624
00:23:31,929 --> 00:23:34,845
to bring you tragic news
out of South Florida,
625
00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:37,553
where the cocaine wars
have escalated again.
626
00:23:37,637 --> 00:23:38,387
Oh.
627
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:39,428
A deadly shootout
628
00:23:39,512 --> 00:23:41,220
tore through a busy branch
629
00:23:41,303 --> 00:23:43,762
of Amerisavings & Loan.
630
00:23:43,845 --> 00:23:45,679
Four dead and several injured
631
00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:48,512
after gunfire erupted
over what's thought to be
632
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,637
a money-laundering deal
gone bad.
633
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,470
Again, this was
the South Beach branch
634
00:23:53,553 --> 00:23:55,261
of Amerisavings & Loan.
635
00:23:55,345 --> 00:23:56,512
Stop saying the name.
636
00:23:56,595 --> 00:23:57,845
A massive investigation
637
00:23:57,929 --> 00:24:00,261
is being launched
into what feds suspect
638
00:24:00,345 --> 00:24:02,512
is widespread
criminal activity
639
00:24:02,595 --> 00:24:03,595
throughout
Amerisavings & Loan.
640
00:24:03,679 --> 00:24:05,011
Does this affect our thing
at all?
641
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:07,095
The SEC has frozen
the stock
642
00:24:07,178 --> 00:24:08,887
after a steep decline.
643
00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:09,887
Don't you want revenge
644
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,178
on all those people
who fucked you over?
645
00:24:11,261 --> 00:24:13,136
I mean, Dawn and Blair...
646
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:14,512
me.
647
00:24:14,595 --> 00:24:16,637
This kind of gets me
all the revenge I need, Keith.
648
00:24:18,553 --> 00:24:22,095
Fuck you!
Shit! Fuck! Hey!
649
00:24:22,178 --> 00:24:24,512
- Ah! Shit!
650
00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:27,595
Why is everything fucking
steel in here?
651
00:24:27,679 --> 00:24:29,387
Blood money indeed.
652
00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:30,929
Meanwhile,
our thoughts and prayers
653
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:34,261
go out to the victims
of this horrific tragedy,
654
00:24:34,345 --> 00:24:36,428
again, at Amerisavings & Loan.
655
00:24:36,512 --> 00:24:38,804
- Shut up!
- Stop saying the goddamn name!
656
00:24:38,887 --> 00:24:42,387
If any good can come
from this senseless tragedy,
657
00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:44,595
it's that Congress
will immediately act
658
00:24:44,679 --> 00:24:45,512
on gun control...
659
00:24:48,929 --> 00:24:51,762
Mm-mm-mm!
660
00:24:54,011 --> 00:24:55,095
What a da--
661
00:25:00,595 --> 00:25:03,595
♪ lively electronic music ♪
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