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yes honey I have your salmon egg I had

to go to three different places to get

them but I found them why don't you look

in your tackle box in my tackle box next

I always oh you're beautiful that one ah

ecology bless you

no on second thought don't tell me what

it is honey

this is our home things that we eat go

in that boiling I could be doing a great

big you'd be doing your favor you stay

home and just putting down pipeline

absolutely nobody wrong you know that's

not the first thing I do

you are a total dingaling that's a

sample one of my bulldoze them in just

pushed it right out of the permafrost I

want to keep it frozen until I get it to

the lab my dear you may keep it frozen

anyplace Oh

but in my refrigerator here tender

here's your beer and in there is your

tackle box and all your fishing

equipment go remember yes I never did

deny you beer

Hey

Oh every time I go the store I got more

stuff than I got the time this bar

that's really incredible I don't know

what a yes yes I know Oh sweetie you're

gonna do don't panic okay wait

first you have to let go a mommy shirt

or nobody's gonna get all right now you

hold it right there

it's coming look at that

sardines you're gonna have sorry you

can't go over the side we have to stay

right there and smell it smell it

mm-hmm yes wait a minute wait a minute

wait is that motivation for you

does that activate your class now let's

see what we got here let's see if we

can't get this open wait a minute wait a

minute now all right all right all right

here Oh No you're just ravenous just

wait come on please don't be like that

wait one second over here I'm really

really crazy today Sam you've been

eating since we got you okay now

here there you go yes

that baby was absolutely ravenous really

starving

your mommy treats you badly no that's

right

just stuff your face absolutely make a

pig of yourself do you have a secret

life I bet you have a secret life

Chester because your baby what I made

you wanna make about thirty seven cents

No

and what's what the tailor's is no I

didn't have it on the entire time you

were gone

or you mean you just sat there Oh Samuel

you broke my 49th something I really did

like that Chester Chester

Felisa the box is right here remember

what I said it's right here

great communication just pray all right

be back in a second

Samuel

Samuel what's going on with that cat

Sam here first yeah yeah get it get it

here kitty here kitty here come on Sam

where are you damn okay

here kitty kitty that's your after those

birds again I know yours doing here

kitty here kitty kitty kitty kitty

Sam where are you

I'm gonna go over to Mary and skip up

his prison okay but you better hurry up

the party is very soon okay oh do we

need anything else for the party si no

no just Bobby yeah what do you think

it's gonna be hard to get him over here

oh I don't think so

Val you tation salutation I see you've

got everything done decoration browning

Thermae lovely I'm gonna cover two

Marian's & Chester's and get Bobby's

present oh wow I forgot to get Bobby

your present hmm now I know why hey do

you think you'll have any trouble

getting Bobby here I mean it won't be

much of a party without him oh it's

gonna be no problem I might have to

really lay it on thick but um you won't

be any problem okay

except play along with me okay I will

tell everybody boy well now listen if

everything is together then we're gonna

split see you later oh wait a minute

people are coming soon yeah well we're

gonna go discover uh

acoustics right are you sure you'll be

right back right

ciao

the demons of your mind crowd in on you

to destroy you

we'll be back to our feature film in a

minute the first ladies you'll find

yourself in this situation I had to

cover all easy to pick up

one two three we're going on a hike one

two three

we're going on a hike one two three hold

it Ben Ben can any of you identify this

little plant that I just picked from the

side of the road very good it is a

mustard plant and the same kind of

mustard that you find on your mother's

kitchen table or on your little hot dogs

this is a very strong and crafty plant I

can survive under almost any conditions

it comes to the turnip broccoli and

watercress family and I want you to

remember that as we go on with our hike

so we saw it again bad store David's

people now your story's gotten bigger

now kid Hey look at me - I look like

somebody's playing a practical joke am i

laughing am I scared still what are you

going to dance

conditioners go crazy Iranian man come

on up here man look who's coming down

the road all right let's get this bar

car usual good day greeting good day

Clark little louder

I want you miss Clark bye mr. Adelman

and oh it's been just wonderful our

usual hiking trip wouldn't be the study

without running into you right boys ah

look what the boys that I picked that

you is guard oh it's so sweet oh thank

you thank you everybody a little mustard

blood oh it's lovely

Oh everybody thank you so much very nice

well have a wonderful day we're going to

try to make it to the top of the

mountain tonight

good I don't think we've never done

before oh that's exciting okay have a

nice time

thank you good bye bye all right man

that's enough of miss Clark at the sound

of the bell I want you to charge bang

hey Chester baby n oh wow in the garbage

Mary that's really terrific super

Chester Chester would you tell Miriam

well thank you both very much for the

use of the yeah tissue all right we

mired by the growth no but trusted and

the boys who need this thank you bring

back with you doing here of course

president say thank you to the year

cowboy lesson take this and let's go

back to the boys thank you again very

much

watch out for the Wolverines

I pick that up

and you didn't get the license the

license number was on the car which

drove away now look oh she just just ran

me into the side of the road I mean

that's a crime you can't do a thing like

that landing the scene of an accident is

a crime mr. Fazio but it's your word

against hers yes well she's not here so

she the point is she did pull me off the

road I mean I'm I'm I'm a man with

certain influence that's ours this is my

home right here I have a business up

here why don't you get in the car and

tap how can I prove it did you

I know I'm doing know something I'll go

in there where'd you bring me here for

then I I don't know I'm just I'm so

afraid you better way over by the car

okay

Chester

desert hey old buddy

no please that would happen you idiot

the chair and the thing came over him

and he was screaming

Oh Lane this a look at that I've never

known Chester leave a full can of beer

for anyone we didn't check the bathroom

all right Dan still this is the sheriff

Chester's been killed

own it who are you I will unleash a card

he was screaming hold it hold it who are

you

Bobby Hartford this your car it's mine

it's mine all right now who was killed

Jess your hard guns and he lives right

here where's the boy hey I know it's

gone all right come over here to my car

control officer needs assistance send

some men over to seven-to-one Hastings

Street run away that's right sheriff

Jones don't seven all right you two get

in the back

oh good night sweet princess parting is

such sweet Darien

okay rejected band of Armenian midgets

to abduct father you see yes they'd

stick to make an exact dragon into the

car magenta dance baby have you gotta

wear the dress up in a chartreuse damn

BG uniform what's the idea

it's only me

they simply there's a call for

assistance operating we'd better drop

this drop this I'm not dropping anything

out of just kids just kids you get a

call the democracies in trouble it's

more important let's go

can we go home yeah no okay you do what

you want that I'm going on that call all

right keep your hands on your head

special unit central control Williams &

Davis sir I need someone to go inside

with me and someone to keep an eye on

these two

but I just left Sims out of the rest

okay Kelly you're going back with Sims

Jimmy hey the front door

oh my god

ah obviously are you a barber do I look

like a boy over a hairstylist

don't you get snotty with me again young

but um well I'm sorry I didn't mean

anything

I'm a stylist no no I'm I'm more than

that I'm an artist

what are you doing here I'd like a

haircut you would like a haircut yeah I

don't cut hair I I sculpt it you want a

hair sculpt yeah but I think it could

help you Wow

turn around

all the way all the way all the way back

don't be timid all the way back be $400

okay

okay sure

let me shave well I I got some in this

pocket here I got some more in that part

we can go through the rest of the

pockets later on - oh okay hold it oh

yeah you hold it man wouldn't want to

get it wet you're all shampoo yeah Wow

it's gonna be 200 dollars in over the

shampoo alone now generally I sculpt the

hair before the shampoo but in your case

it simply cries out for washing

I get the feeling that I am the first

human being to ever touch your hair is

that correct

my mother did once Michelangelo's medium

was white Carrara marble mine is hair Oh

we'll have to moisten you a little bit

you're not afraid of water are you know

I don't have to remember that wash it up

and we'll film yes you are good yes and

you are dirty devil oh yes we can do it

cleaned up oh yeah

you do groan a great deal fashion

I think you're pretty all right now

we'll get all of this awful foamy stuff

off your hair and then I'll go to work

and my mallet and chisel

yeah that's them that's them yes sir

good work

I'm not familiar with this case the

sheriff is he'll be right out

hey don't be modest salute to law and

order I mean it it's amazing

that's really fast service you know well

we try to maintain a level of efficiency

you do you do what is this thing you're

all computerized now right hey I mean

that speed I these kids I tell you they

ran into my car off the road today the

sheriff was there like that and I mean

this is really amazing I really want to

congratulate you thank you you're far

too modest oh good work Sheriff

good work hey double things huh that's

the spirit

good work I mean that was really fast

hello sheriff good work yes sir these

are the kid home yeah listen I I want

these two arrested look there's nothing

in there if they don't turn up before

morning while you two stop by the

station and file a report no Chester is

dead and I don't even know what happened

to Marion and there's this thing and it

eats people maybe you two kids are on a

trip or something I don't know and I

don't care my deputies and I made a

thorough search of the house and there

is nothing in there now let's just clear

out what I saw caused enough trouble for

one night young lady I think we ought to

take him down to the station what do you

say sheriff if they don't turn it by

morning you

stop in and make a report yeah Tara just

a minute I want to place a citizen's

arrest these kids ran me off the road

you saw it

jerem needs a bed out here's the blades

you believe me

hey let's go to your place and have an

avocado sandwich huh on whole-wheat

bread with alfalfa sprouts and Monterey

Jack cheese Bobby no bacon please please

believe me Bobby please I love you what

did he start huh

spoiled oh yeah baby water

just the man I want to see and you're

just the man I want to see you'll never

believe what I see I don't believe what

I've seen I don't suppose you got any

identification

you get the car Nature Boy what do you

want to do no I mean we have to do

something about what happened today

darling let's not talk about it anymore

okay we'll talk about it tomorrow you

don't believe me do you

I believe you but we went over there and

there was nothing there right huh hey

let's get rekt oh why here I don't wanna

go beddy-bye oh babe Oh Bobby come on

well at least I warn shit about Bobby

say that's funny I noticed my watch is

magnetized and the moon it's a full moon

and when I saw it suddenly I turned into

a werewolf

happy birthday

come on

where's Lisa I think she's upstairs she

said she wasn't feeling

where's my baby

hey ABC Mesa see my baby

come on let's go

hey where you going man - chef Eli man

I'm Tigger she doesn't feel well feel

well what is she just we're going to my

she he doesn't feel he doesn't feel well

hey relax a little will ya a little

quieter my place I'll fix you - avocado

sandwich okay

where's bacon okay talk we get most of

it to win it

who's or discerning no I told you this

is the emergency

you just find him and put him through to

me I don't care

of course I'll wait what do you think

success need sympathy on top what's that

indecent exposure what did it do from

down the street in his birthday suit

hey I haven't had a chance to get back

to Simms and he hasn't shown up yet

what was it just a couple of kids

turning out in the drainpipe

I sent Eddie over to check it out

anything else

we're having a really weird night here

nobody's what is supposed to be mrs.

mrs. caramel just called her husband's a

barber very steady tight always comes

home only he did not in the shop your

older son went to look for him and the

shop was wide open and nobody there mrs.

Barker who's always home ain't and mr.

Ziegler who had a very important meeting

to make he didn't make it there any

place else no way to check that out I

got a half dozen more missing person

calls here try this on the inside I

don't want to find it anyway what's

going on

what about the big annual tournament

down to holding Ali I didn't think of it

that's why is the share of the use the

dippity and he's there yes will you

excuse me my girls not feeling good and

I I want to take her home

I'm sorry sir you too what are you doing

here haven't you caused enough damage

for one day I'll get out look at my car

what you're really sorry about sorry

doesn't pay the bills Sonny Boy

I don't care what you meant Judy I just

want you to see what you've done to my

car oh no you don't know you don't not

over my dead body you don't just touch

okay have it your own way

Hey

all right Sonny Boy that's the way you

want to play it no more mr. nice guy

no when I'd really rather not

I'll take care of in the morning I

remember where that Ali was off I'll go

see him alone I hate hippies

I hate hippies they've learned all of us

their trouble with your is your own

Hospital I'm wrong you're basically

hostels kiss me ha ha I suggested the

skies there's a language you've been

attacking me ever since we opened about

yeah I have to tell philosopher I'm

beginning things like that you want I

love platypuses and don't push my friend

will you stop looking

get away from that friend if you hear

him again

you're gonna take a quick trip to an

orthodontist well good it you can't help

but look at it you gotta take your bid

on that but you know I think you look

like a hippie you where Melissa rap is

that I stole it

I still it suppose we give yourself

don't give me none yet what is that I'll

tell you thing about thing is I I knew

of a hippie

we do need income tax they need a

sharpened pencil a hippie doing you

didn't cut that and you'll easily suffer

until ran up his nose the gave himself a

transorbital Luke acting me right in the

brain is appointee record unless they

just don't you and me

dah

yeah

ice cream with chocolate sauce and oh I

know what I like God raspberry sherbet

yeah

Hey

the heck without all the traffic

look at the campfire yeah mr. Adelman

brings a scout troop up here twice a

year I'm sorry Bobby what do you mean

when did your birthday to be special and

was was a super birthday

just don't know what happened I don't

know what's real anymore they present

Bobby

oh hey you can't do that you supposed to

wait for the man to show up odd were you

kidding

Joe this time you're gonna go too far

it's one thing to rip off gasoline but

it's another if you're gonna start

stealing stuff I won't put up with it

well if you don't like it don't put up

with it

time for you big Bobby offered a jiffy

to sheriff this is an emergency please

well I gotta talk to the sheriff right

away and you meet us here in half an

hour

all right all right get out

hello

what does he know order find him or get

try please okay

Gary she sure can't utils in videos

what now go ahead a bowling alley I will

go over there

what's going on win a free

all-expense-paid trip to Mexico City

we're sorry to inform you the ice rink

closed but in 3 weeks our all-new ice

rink will be opening for your ice

skating pleasures 10th annual bull down

cancer week is sponsored by the American

Cancer Society an AFM Incorporated eight

and a half lady shoes we need an 8 9 7 7

to have 8 9 10 H 2 small 9 wall get it

all the way in

please stay in the car

did you guys can you Sheriff oh sure

don't get busted gorilla dude did right

give her brownies

hello-o your attention everybody please

if Sharon Jones is in the building would

he come to the main desk it's very

important you all leave this area right

away but sheriff Jones come to the main

desk please

your attention everybody

it's very important that you all leave

this area immediately

please listen to me you're all a great

danger here there is something that has

been killing people tonight why it'll be

here any minute you must leave the

building now it's Bobby's a lot of time

to get out but you got to start now

I repeat there is great danger to anyone

remaining in this building

if sheriff Jones is here when he please

report to the main dancer

the jokester a nun or something don't be

alarmed go back to the tournament mom

has been taken care of no danger to

anyone now in our ice rink is open I'll

have 3 ice eating for two days punch up

the whole thing look at it I don't know

I don't know I just picked it yesterday

anything nothing some reason Fazzio I'd

like to sit him up right in the pigeon

toe fast

look I can so much my hands what your

hands Miska all right now tell you what

tell me try see

hey some dummies standing out there

waiting to throw their dumb ball all the

way down here we could be plans and

beautiful Toccata and Fugue ease now

give me the roads if I want to right now

Mike what's the problem with the

machines back there

one set of balls dentures and bridge

okay your bonds post it here you go

what's this just sign it it says you

didn't leave any valuable okay you can

go home now

your appearance date is on this card

don't lose it and bring those clothes

back by Monday I'm not going alone

there's something in my house for the

last time I'm not going home with you

hey just wait I'll get right with it

Mike alright anybody will get a refund

at once and it's alright look this

weirdness going on at the bowling alley

you guys better get down in

two of our friends were killed a night

by this creature

Oh

please listen to me there's no time for

any explanation we got to get everybody

out of here before it's too late

you're all in danger I believe you and

the danger is you too

this is real it's important I'll tell

you what's real and important young lady

what's real and important is that you

two are gonna pay for my car and my

property

a trader opening this business that

clear now

what's going on here what seems to be

the matter

you first well sir essentially there's

there's an emergency and we've been

trying to get these guys to come down to

come down because people are freaking

out now you Sheriff the two kids come in

here they come barging in like we're

supposed to do exactly what they say I

told me I had to wait for you if they

don't you know there's no order still

here well sure if he says there's

something that his house trying to eat

him up eat him up

take it easy take it easy Oh what's

going on that's his private property

what is going on with those phones those

kids were right there's something going

on over that bullet

Oh

all right I don't think I can get we

can't get out come on man you gotta let

us get in our best friend look you two

go on over the fire unit and get some

helmets or jackets and look official and

try to help out Williams when you go

with him right yeah can you tell the

thing is it's like a giant one-celled

animal you can move real fast to squeeze

through 20 products

during the whole rink

please hurry starting to cover the booth

bang

our first responsibility is to get those

people on the killer here will be no

problem we can't kill it but that thing

gets those people

it'll be true with that place there's a

hospital three blocks down on Sonora

block that way there's a wrestler at

that thing but whatever it is besides

that leave the ice rink we are in a

world of trouble

are you gonna do

just might work

get back

Williams will you please wait in the

coffee shop I start electrical wiring

what it didn't have any effect at all

what's that thing

the thing Kelly bullets have never no

effect on it I don't know how we're

gonna stop it you got to think of

something sheer plan B sure

that's it what he can't take the cold

remember your card the air conditioned

to your car we turned it on exid le it

made it go away

those people are gone inside hello I

want you to get all the gasoline you can

put out all the flares absolutely no

smoking going to burn the place down I

can't take any chances

yes how fast can we freeze it what the

rink Oh instantaneously it's very very

fast it's a oh there's a there's a

switch in a metal box over there in

under the windows get out that door well

all of these there's a fuse a trapdoor

here be careful be careful

good luck good luck

you people over there go back to a can

up on top of the building get that

ladder away from the building

ladies now move back you people we're

going to burn this building somebody get

me a newspaper an old rag or something

to start this get that matter away from

there

give me a match get imagine something

like this thing with alright you people

I told you to get back away from there

move back move back move back get me a

light somebody get me a light Thanks

it's gonna be all right son look you

boys get on back Williams get those boys

back all right you people move out the

lighter don't work all right

you people get back get those cars out

of the way we're going to burn this

building now you people get over there

what are you doing

it's over man we stopped it what do you

mean it's over close that down for what

I'll show you Williams come on

fire direction it's going to be a better

world without this thing

all right all there right there kids now

listen sheriff I don't want anybody to

leave this place until I know who's

gonna pay for this mess look at that

frozen stinking thing out here now the

citizen and owner of this place I want

to make sure that I could 16 the last

three weeks has been television the

public has a right to see this one sorry

sir it doesn't matter that you are from

the local television it's all right

Williams letter man Thank You sheriff

Jones

Marvin throw some light on the sheriff

sheriff if you'd be good enough to walk

out across this stuff please Marvin

follow him I don't want anybody to get

hurt

okay now everybody move back please

everybody move back please this is a

restricted area

don't want anybody hurt here please step

back ma'am I'd appreciate it very much

our city would

put that light over there please just

right here to fill in sheriff Jones

would you step over this way please a

moment I'm sure our viewers would like a

few comments from you on this

unparalleled and tragic disaster

just step right here right here right

here we were fine thank you

this is all right yes any time well

don't you say action or something no I'm

already going oh you want comments yes

yes

this is the most incredible thing that

we have ever seen

it is unbelievable hundreds of people

have been killed by this shapeless

monster what is it where did it come

from outer space who knows

it was stopped here by a simple chemical

process a freezing system in the pipes

of an ice skating rink and by the

cooperation of everyone pulling together

in the moment of common and extreme

danger if it hadn't been stopped this

blob might have devoured America perhaps

even the entire planet my deputies and

the people did a superb job I have been

in telephone communication with the

president the United States

he wishes me to thank everyone for their

help and what

down in history

as possibly the greatest personal danger

whoever confronts

you