All language subtitles for Below.Deck.S07E12.Yacht-Pocalypse.Now.720p.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON

Eviousl- how old are we?...

Are we a bunch of
kindergartners?

- Tell that to your deckhand.
There's an issue.

- The issue is there's ----ing
clothes on the crew mess floor.

[ sobbing ]

- kate gets away with
murder on this boat.

- The entire crew hates me.

I'm sorry I threw the
uniforms on the ground.

- I'm not gonna tolerate
somebody blowing up.

This will never happen
again on my boat.

- But you and I are
keeping this casual, right?

- Yeah, that's fine.

- I wanna hook up with kate.
She's sexy as [bleep].

[ laughs ]

- oh, look who it is.
- It's torrie and albert.

- These guys kind of had
a miserable experience

last time, so there's
more pressure to make sure

this one goes perfect.

- Who is that on that boat?

- It's grandpa and grandma!

- We're gonna open it
up this way...

- All right, I can...
I can...

- Calm down, bro.
- I am ----ing calm.

Don't tell me to calm down.
You ----ing moron.

- Choose your words
carefully with rhylee.

- Can we go to the island?
- Yes, pearson.

- Sorry I teased you
with a beach excursion,

but we're not gonna
be able to do it.

- Why?
- They don't wanna risk it.

- I'd rather have you all safe.

[ smoke alarm ringing ]

[ coughing ]

- oh!

- This is insane.

- Smoky!

[ smoke alarm ringing ]

- everything okay
down there, kev?

- Everything's good,
he's just grilling fish.

- I understand that
it's not kevin's fault

that the exhaust fan is broken.

- ----Ing hell.

- But why are we using
the grill

when there's
no working exhaust fan?

If I had a broken blender,

I wouldn't be
pushing piña coladas.

- It's very smoky all around.

- Seven signs
of yacht apocalypse:

Smoke, children, in-laws...

Unreachable beaches.

No ac in the galley, diarrhea.

[ sighs ]

- what is this?
- I don't know.

- This thing sucks.

- Rhylee's hitched it,
but she's, like, she's just...

- You should have seen it
before I did this.

- Rhylee's knots look
like they've been done

by a two-year-old
who's learning how to tie

their shoelaces
for the first time.

Oh, my god.

They're just impossible
to get undone,

and it's dangerous and
extremely frustrating,

because I need everybody
to pull together here and

rush, rush, rush and
get everything done.

[bleep]

- you know, people think
what you do is easy.

They think it's all
just smoke and mirrors,

but it's really not.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, you guys haven't seen
him in, like, six months.

They've probably grown.

- That's it.
Should be good.

- That'll work with the pool.

- Look, I got him in thailand.

- He's cute,
does he have a name?

- I forgot what his name is.

- I'm ready to go in,
like, six minutes, eh?

- Okay, good.

- Today I've got
this big greek-style lunch

for these guys.
- Boop!

- Can we have any
available deck crew

to help us carry
up some platters?

- I've got couscous,
babaganoush, the hummous,

the yoghurt...
- I'll start with these.

- Master pearson and
his grandparents

are gonna be super
happy with this.

- Master pearson loves his fish.

- You excited for lunch?
- I'm too hot.

- He's just hot.
- I'm hotted out.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

Kevin, there must be two
of you back there, man.

- I know.

- There's no way one person
cranked all this out.

This is exactly what I wanted.

- Wow.

- Looks wonderful, chef,
thank you.

- Thank you!
- Thank you.

- There you go.
- Wow.

- Pearson, you need to
take a bite of that fish.

You're gonna love it, buddy.

- Very good lunch, very nice.

- Darrian, darrian, can you
come up to the bridge, please?

- Kevin.
- Yeah?

- It's the first time
family-style's ever worked.

- Best lunch ever.

- What's with that ----ing fan?

- The hits just keep coming,
don't they today?

- I know, that sucks.

I was so excited to
go to the beach.

- Yeah, that was one of the big
things we wanted to see.

- Yeah, it's like, why are
we really turning back?

- Are there any watermelon ones?

[ gasps ]

- ooh, sorry, I didn't realize
I was interrupting something.

- We can't even be in
the same room together?

- Can you keep your
hands off each other

while you're in the
same room together?

- Looks that way.

- I'm having a lot of fun
with courtney,

but as soon as someone
else from the crew arrives,

then she always
puts her guard up.

- Pretend that I'm not
even here.

I'll go into the fridge now.
[ humming ]

- I wanna spend more time
with that chilled courtney.

I like her.
- [ humming ]

- so far, I haven't
seen many jellyfish.

- For real?

- You know what they
say about the slide?

They say, "when in thailand."

- you want me to go down first,
and I'll wait for you?

- Yeah.
- Okay?

- There we go.

- You gotta go down the slide.

- Hey!
- What...

Oh, there's my unicorn.
- No, it's mine!

- Oh!
- Three, two, one, go!

[ cheering ]
- look out below!

- Pearson!
There we go!

- Nice job, bud.

- So in 15 minutes, the ride
for his parents will be here.

- That's really the way
to deal with in-laws.

She's a genius.

"we're bringing you onto
a yacht just for lunch."

[ laughs ]
"bye!"

and then the primary would love
to have you join for dinner.

- All right.

- It's 1920s-themed.

- Are we having bathtub gin?
- What?

- Torrie, our parents
are leaving the boat.

- We'll see you soon.
- Yes.

- Okay.

- Take care,
have a safe trip home.

- Love you, you too.
- Bye!

- You guys, can we please
bring in all the water toys?

- You want me to come up
and grab that...

- We'll put tanner on it first
so he can get the harness on.

- Okay.

Would you like me to
start booming out?

- No, that's all right, rhy.

- That was nice teamwork.

- Yeah, nice teamwork.

- Rhy?
- Yep?

- I'm gonna send you down
for two hours, all right?

[ clears throat ]

- [ sighs ]

[ sighs ]

[ humming ]

today, things didn't
exactly go as planned.

[ humming ]

- so as a way to
make it up to them,

tonight I'm dressing up, trying
to get 'em in a good mood.

We've gotta pull
out all the stops,

and a gentleman doesn't leave
home without taking his tux.

It's just good taste.

- Whew, what a day.

- Damn.

- What are you wearing?

- There we go.

- Tonight is a theme party,
it's 1920s.

I used to love theme parties.

In my twenties, I went to an
anything but clothing party.

I wrapped caution tape
around my body,

had traffic cones right here,

and a "do not enter"
sign on my hiney.

I was really good at
costume parties in my twenties.

I wanna add this, but it's
gonna look like a brothel.

- It really does.

[ fan starts ]
- no ----ing way.

- What?
- Oh, my...

- Mate, that's working
- I love you so much!

- Can you feel the air
that's getting sucked out here?

- Darrian looks
like a superhero.

- Who'd have imagined.
- Such a legend.

- Okay, let's start dinner.

Let's put the phones down.
I'll put mine down, too, okay?

We're all gonna hang out now.

- Scusi.

- Good evening.

- Captain lee, looking good!
- Wow!

- Master pearson, how are
you this evening, sir?

- Good.
- Good.

It's my best titanic
Halloween costume.

- Perfect!
- I love it. I love it.

- I'm about to put the soup
in the bowls.

- Yep, I'm just
dropping the spoons.

- Okay, cool.

- Simone, simone.

- Tonight we're doing
the 1920s theme.

We got some steak,
I got a broccoli soup.

Yeah, this is gonna melt
straightaway, so can you go?

- Okay, yeah.

- I got crème brûlée
for the kids.

And these guys haven't had
the best experience on board,

so I just need to knock
this one outta the park.

- What is that?

- That's a feta foam on top of
a broccoli-spinach soup,

and those are just
some almonds on top.

Enjoy.
- Thank you.

- Awesome, thank you.
- Thank you.

- Mm.
- Delicious, wonderful.

- Really good.
- It's really good.

- It's kind of cheesy.

- Yeah, it's very good.

- The first three adjectives
that came out of their mouths

were "delicious," "wonderful,"
and "really good."

- thank you.
- Thank you.

- Hey, rhylee, rhylee, ashton.

- Go ahead, ash.

- Yeah, will you meet me on
the bow with tanner, please?

- Yeah.

- What's up?

- I wanna give you
guys a line each,

and I want you to practice
your bowlines, okay?

I need you guys to be able
to do a bowline quite quickly.

The bowline is one
of the only knots

that can be easily loosened
after it's been under tension.

And tanner and rhylee
can't tie this knot.

If it's gonna take an extra
five seconds to undo a knot,

I know it from
personal experience that

that five seconds
could cost you a life.

- Like, do you want me
to do it and bring it?

- I'm sorry?

- When do you want us
to show you or something?

- Do you wanna
do it now, or is it...

Like, have you got
an issue with this?

- No, I'm just...
I just...

- You seem to have an
issue with the task

because you've not tried to
do it in front of me as...

- I don't have an issue with it,
I just did it.

- ...As a point.
- Rhylee.

- A bowline knot is not
something that I use on a...

On the fishing boat a lot.
- Cool.

- I mean, I don't know
what to say.

- Yeah, the less you say,
the better.

- The less I say, the better?
- Yeah, so keep quiet.

- Mm. Ashton's acting
like a jackass right now.

- In this situation,
I'm your superior, okay?

- He doesn't respect me as
a person or as a co-worker.

- You've got a bad attitude.

I've asked you to do
something, okay?

I've asked you
to do something...

- But you're speaking
to me like that,

that's any nice way
to talk to me

whether you're my
superior or not?

- Rhylee, don't come here
with your attitude again.

- Coming up...

- I'm not gonna sit here and
take your attitude.

- Right.
- You've got a bad attitude.

- Exactly.

- So get it, all right.

- All right, it's gonna be
the best steak in the world.

Ooh, feel the heat, brother.

Two minutes.

- All right, talked to brian.

While he was putting
everything away, I was like,

thank you for
having all that stuff.

And he goes,
thank you for using it.

You guys probably used
that slide more

than I've seen.

- I know one little
tow-headed boy that did.

- Oh!
- Oh, yeah.

- What?
- Did you wear the slide out?

- Yeah.

- Good for you,
that's what it's there for.

- I need you guys
to be able to tie bowlines.

- Oh, no, I knew that.
- The point is...

- You've seen my knots.

I would love to know just
to wrap the bowline up.

- The thing is,
I watched her struggle with it

today five times.

- I don't use
bowlines that often.

- So a proper bowline,
you want your end tail...

- Yeah.
- ...To go in toward the loop.

- Yeah, let me try it
real quick.

- When I do it, my thing gets...

- And the sixth time, she wants
to, like, tie it up and...

And kind of be like,
oh, well, I can do it,

so what's your point.

- That's it.

Oh, bro, just
everything I ask gets taken as,

like, a personal attack, bro.

- I don't know how to do
the bowline knot,

but it's not the only knot
you can use.

This is ashton being a
classic ----ing child.

It's not fair to me.
I think it's bullsh--.

- All right, come on,
chefs, let's move.

- You need any help serving?
- Yes, please.

- This is our steak.
- Oh, there's the steak.

- Thank you so much.

- We have a sous vide
australian grass-fed steak

with green mojo sauce and
homemade potato chips.

- First steak
I've had on this boat.

Mm, wonderful, thank you, kate.

- It's chimichurri, I think.

- Then don't eat it.

Go sit down, p-man.

Be nice.
Stop.

- I think it's bedtime.
Someone's very over-tired.

- Stop!

- No, you're making a scene.
Sit down.

- Master pearson is having a
tantrum on the main deck aft.

- Oh, master.

- Hey, kate?
- Yeah.

- Pearson's not behaving...
- Okay.

- So he does not
get any dessert.

- Sure.

- Aw.
I'm a bit upset for the wee guy.

I'm making you
crème brûlée, brother.

Just hold it together.

- Aw, poor little bub doesn't
get his crème brûlée.

- I'm gonna put him to bed.
- Okay.

- I'll eat that.

- We'll see if it's there
while you're serving.

- Good night, master pearson.
- Good night.

- So for your final course,

you've got crème brûlée
and a lemon snap.

- Next time, we should
listen to mommy, huh?

- Awesome.
- Oh, my god, look at this.

- That's what happens
when you're a bad boy, p.

- How is your dessert?

- You enjoying
that crème brûlée?

I made sure you have it.
- I know, that was very nice.

I thought there'd be
one bite left.

I appreciate you.

- She wants to go to bed.

Just put your jammies on and
brush your teeth, tiernan.

- I do have some work
to finish up this evening.

- It was nice to have
dinner with you.

- Thank you so much.
- Definite pleasure.

- Good night.
- See you tomorrow.

- Yeah.
- It's been a pleasure.

- Night, doll.

- Thank you so much, good night.

- Have a good night.

- It's cool that you and I are
keeping this casual, right?

- Yeah, that's fine.

- Night.
- Good night.

- Why, hello.

- I'm so tired of them
acting like I'm not there.

There's little, tiny things,
you know, like coiling a line

or whatever, and it's like they
think that I do it so poorly

that they have to come in
and redo it behind my back.

And he pointed out,
"well, I watched you try

to do a bowline for four times."
- wait, wait...

- I was like, "well, we don't
use a bowline on my boat."

- as long as things are safe...
- Yeah.

- ...He should be more concerned
about the bigger picture.

- Abso-----ing-lutely.

- I can commiserate with rhylee
that ashton is not exactly

an easy person to deal with.

But at the same time,

rhylee needs to learn how
to just take direction.

I don't feel like we're dealing
with two mature individuals.

- I should go to bed now.

[ sighs ]

[ phone buzzing ]

- coming.

[ yawns ]

- so, anything eventful
happen last night?

- I'm so jealous you got
to go to bed right away.

Ash called us up to the bow.

And, like, rhylee
started freaking out,

ash stood up in a real
power stance, and he was like...

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

"you don't talk to your
superior to that way,"

which I 100 percent agree.

- Thank you very much, bro.
Finally, he's standing up now.

She's a problem, that woman.
She's a ----ing problem.

- There's always something.

Just, like, is a little ----ing
prick in the back of...

- She gets mad, but then,
like, she's never wrong.

- That's the only thing
you can do, you know?

- Good morning. Well, this
is a good little spot.

- Would you like a coffee?
- Thank you, thank you.

- I'm gonna grab
a cup of coffee.

- Hey, can I have one?

- She remembers the honey
and everything.

All the way from last charter,
she remembers.

[ clicks tongue ]
- oh, okay.

- Clearly this is tanner's
first boatmance,

because he thinks
it's gonna be, like,

an easy, like, oh, by the way.

Boatmances don't end...
You have to ship out.

- Thanks a lot, guys.

- If it's just me that's
kind of thinking this way,

then maybe
the problem's with me.

But now that another
crew member that I trust

is saying the same things,

you start realizing that this
person's not gonna change.

Oh [bleep].

- Coming up...

- There's two weeks left.

To be honest, I feel like we're
on different kind of mind waves.

- Good morning, kate.
- Good morning.

- Standing by, ready
to pull anchor.

- Let's get outta here.

- Anchor's off the bottom, cap.
Anchor's at the water line.

Anchor's in the pocket.

- Let's get a lock-in and
get that tow released.

- Mommy get up?

- Okay.

- How long on
the platters, chef?

- You can take the glad wrap off
the fruit ones, if you want.

- Yes, chef.
- [ giggling ]

- gotcha! Gotcha!

- See, now we can sit.

- All right, it's
pancake-making time.

- How you doing?
- Good.

- Good?

- I see that.

- Look at that...
Rise, baby, rise.

- You guys want some
pancakes this morning?

- Oh, look at that...
Pancakes!

- Woo-hoo!

- Do you want a pancake?
It's a little bit hot, okay?

- Look at your child.
- Oh, geez.

- How are the pancakes?
- Good, thank you.

- Very good, everything's great.
- Good.

- The food experience
for us has been great.

- I'm glad you enjoyed it.

- Kate, kate, can you come up
to the wheelhouse, please?

- Copy.
Hi.

- Today's drop-off's
gonna be a little different,

because we're gonna
take on fuel.

- Okay.

- So we are gonna
remove the guests by tender,

and then while
the guys are fueling,

we'll probably knock out
our tip meeting.

- Perfect.

- All on anchor, then we'll
go in to the dock,

tie it up, and start
knocking over our flip.

- Copy that.

- In every country,
it's different

when it comes to fueling.

They have their rules
and regulations, so instead

of going straight to
the dock we have to stop,

tie up to a fuel barge,
and take on fuel.

If you want fuel,
play by the rules.

- Thank you for the update.

- Thank you
for the cheerios and coffee.

- It's my pleasure.

- Oh, okay.

So it's one
last little boat ride.

- There we go, perfect.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- Court, see you.
- Brian.

- I was thinking,
I wanted to take you

maybe for a drink
before we got off.

- Okay.
- Okay?

- Yeah.

- Does that mean
I have to be ready earlier?

- Yeah.

- I'm not coming!

- Attention all crew,
attention all crew.

Let's change into our whites.

- Fun trip.

- What was your
favorite part, p?

- Going on the water slide.

- Captain, on your mark.

- It feels like it's hotter
than yesterday.

- And drop.

- That's two shots
at the water line, cap.

- Copy that, let's
lock it in, get the ball up.

- Starboard side is
ready to receive tender.

- I need everybody
on the aft deck in 10.

- Copy.

- We have to put our
lifejackets on now.

- Mine smells gross.
- You'll live.

- Mine smells good.
- All right, guys.

- Thank you so much, rhylee.

- You're welcome, scott.

- That was so fun.
- Absolutely a pleasure.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

- Thank you, I didn't
trip this time.

- Master pearson,
such a pleasure, as always.

- Thank you, captain lee,
a pleasure.

- Always good
to see you, albert.

- Well, we had a wonderful
vacation this trip.

Thank you guys very much.

Kevin, you knocked
it outta the park.

- Thank you so much.
- Amazing.

- I just wanna thank
everybody for being

so great with the kids.

My only bummer was that
we didn't go to the beach.

The kids really wanted
to go to the beach,

and we were
so excited about it.

Other than that, I would say
we had a great time,

and we're so happy
that we were able to come.

- Awesome.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, albert.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, captain lee.

- Certainly.
- Bye, guys.

- See you all, take care.
- See you later.

Was it a good trip, bud?
- Mm-hmm.

- Bye!
- Bye.

- Later, guys.
- All lines on board.

- Bye-bye, have a safe trip.

- Daddy, I want a racing
boat when I grow up.

- Let's go to work.

Let's get that fuel barge
alongside.

- Take the long fender
a little bit forward too.

- Okie-dokie.

[ dog barking ]

- this is nothing.

- Attention all crew,
attention all crew.

I need everybody
in the crew mess.

- Copy, I'm on my way.

- Oh, mama.

- Oh.

- How we doing, guys?
- Good.

- So, number six, in the books.

I thought this
charter went well.

I think interior
did a great job.

Kev, they were really happy
with your stuff, good job.

- Thanks.

- You guys on the exterior
nailed it.

- We were lucky, because this
is the busiest charter.

- Plus they had surprises
that they wanted

to be kept surprises.

The thing on the beach,
it is what it is.

They left us $16,500.

- That's $1,500 apiece.

I promise.

- Does it happen
to be about $4,000?

This is not the tip I was
expecting or hoping for.

There were children, there were
a lot of itinerary requests.

[ smoke alarm ringing ]

but considering the boat was
filled with smoke for a day...

[ coughing ]
- this is insane.

- And ashton canceled
the beach party...

- We can't go on the beach?

Why?
- Sorry about that, guys.

- Come on.
- Bummer.

- They probably docked
us a grand alone.

We are all here living together,
working together,

getting stressed out,
for one reason...

To make as much money
as possible.

Why am I the only one
actually good at my job?

I'm just getting kind of tired
of doing all the work here.

- Brian.
- Thanks, cap.

- We gotta go
straight to the dock

and get as much done as we can.

- Good job.
- Thank you.

- Thank you, cap.

- Do we have any lunch?
- Over there.

- How come you cooked
such a little bit, bro?

- Deck crew, I think we're
done fueling.

- Copy that, cap.
- Who wants to flake the chain?

- I'll be your flake today.
- I'll just show you what to do.

- ----Ing hot.

- All right, cap,
I'm ready for you.

- Let's get it outta here.
- Incoming, rhylee!

We're good there, cap.
Anchor's off the bottom.

Anchor's at the water line.

Anchor's in the pocket, cap.

- Copy that, lock it down.

- Good job, rhylee!
- I'm a good flake.

- Have a good docking,
all right?

- Yeah.
- Likewise, bro.

- Standing by on the bow.

You got it, cap.
Seventy-five feet to stern.

- My distance on the stern
to that boat.

- A hundred and 20 feet
to the boat on stern.

- Oh, my god,
I've got pit stains.

- For you, sir.

- Tighten up on those lines!

Lock the bow lines off...
Take up, take up, take up.

- Give a little slack.
- Yeah.

- Okay, we're done.
Nice job, everybody, thanks.

- Should we start on
the bow and the bridge?

- Oh, dear.

- Thanks.

- Do you mind if
I take court to a drink

before we go out tonight?

- Yeah, that's fine,
just bash out until then.

- Okay, cheers.
- Oh, hi.

- Hi.
- Is something the matter?

- No, I'm just grumpy.

- Why are you so grumpy
right now?

- That I have to leave at 5:00.

Nobody asks someone
on a date on the same day.

You have to give
at least two business days'

notice for a date,
if not a week.

But brian lives five feet
away from me, and I like him,

so it'd be rude for
me not to accept.

Suck it up and go.

- So what are you gonna wear?

- I don't know, I don't
have anything to wear.

- I've never seen
this side of you, courtney.

- Ugh.

- Coming up...

- What gives you the right
to bring my family...

- ...Into this?

- Oi, oi, oi...
- What gives...

- Oi...
Calm down, bro, calm down.

Calm down.
Jesus christ!

- Is that all we're doing today?

- That's all we can do, man.
I'm gonna have a heat stroke.

- Ashers, mind if I go
get changed and sh--?

- Yeah, sure, bro.

- You're not going out
like that?

- Not in a shirt like this, man.
- Yeah, dirtbagging it.

- Dress to impress.
- Yeah.

- Hey?
- You gonna take a shower?

- Yeah, I'm gonna shower
and lay down for a bit.

- Do your thing.

Been thinking about it all day.
- Yeah?

- Like, I wanna go out tonight,

and if I end up
talking to someone else,

I don't feel like dealing
with everyone telling me

that she's jealous and
I'm a piece of sh--

and, like,
everything like that.

- You gotta do
whatever you feel.

- And then I'm free.

- Moppy, mop, mop.

[bleep], I'm really feeling
good about life right now.

See you tomorrow, galley.

[ phone ringing ]

- hey, mom.

It's been good.

Obviously, this season was
very different

in a leadership role,
as opposed to just

being a normal deckhand.

I've had a lot of issues with
both my parents in the past.

My mom and dad got divorced
when I was five years old,

and it was devastating.

Like, it broke my world
around me.

But in the last few years,

my relationship with both
my mom and dad

have become extremely,
extremely close.

- Who, kate?
Kate's just kate, mom.

You never know what you're gonna
get with her on any given night.

- Yeah, I've been behaved.

I haven't been
misbehaved this season...

Not too bad.

When I let my parents know that
I was gonna start yachting,

I could see my mom was
a bit sad because she knew

she wasn't gonna see me as much.

And I think it gets
to all of us,

the fact that we
can't all be there

with our family as much
as we wanna be.

Anyway, I just wanted
to touch base.

- All right, mom,
I'll talk to you soon.

- Okay, love you.
- Okay, I love you too.

- [bleep]. Sh--.

Normally, I don't
go on that many dates,

so I'm a little bit anxious
about it.

Also, dates are kind of weird,

and you wanna be
emotionally prepared for it,

not just, like, arriving
like a ----ing psycho.

Whatever.

- Sims, you wanna go have a
drink on the bow or sundeck?

- Okie-dokie.
- I'm in.

Look at this.
Look at this.

I can see it in your sunglasses.

- What's up?
- Ah, nothing.

- Mm-hmm.

- I want to run
something by you.

- Yes?

- Thank you.

- What do they call it here?

- Okay.

Thank you.
- Thank you.

- No.

- No.

[ sighs ]

- no, it's fine.

[ sighs ]

oh, I'm tired.

I don't wanna go out
tonight either.

- I know that I've kept asking
you about, like, us and stuff.

- Yeah, why?

- And, like, to keep it
casual and everything.

But just, like, to be honest,

I feel like we're on
different lengths and stuff,

different kind of mind waves.

- I think we're
on the same mind wave.

- Well, it's more like
there's two weeks left...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...And I think I'm just...

It's unfair for me
to lead you on

and be an asshole
in a way where...

- Oh, I didn't think you
were leading me on, though.

When you say that you
wanted to...

Like that we're just having fun,
I got what you were saying.

- There's two weeks left here
in thailand and everything...

- Yeah.
- So...

I mean, I'm trying to
have some fun, you know?

- I hear you.

- I didn't wanna hurt you.
That was, like, the whole thing.

- That's fine.

- It's just amazing, too, like,
how mature you are about...

Like, you're such a cool chick.

- Mm.

What the hell?

Tanner's definitely the
definition of a [bleep] boy.

That's fine. Like,
I'm just gonna smile and wave.

- But I just wanted to clear
all that sh-- up.

- Yeah... And I want you
and I to be good,

you know what I mean?

- Good.

- I wish I could just be
lying down.

I'm just slowly getting
lower in the chair.

- It's a little
bit disappointing, but, like,

I put all the time and
effort into this date,

and it feels like I'm taking her
to the dentist or something.

- Yeah.

- This is supposed to be fun.

We're getting off the boat
early, we're going for drinks.

She just should have told me
that she doesn't wanna go.

- Mm-hmm.

- Back to the boat?
- Yeah, back to the boat.

- All right.

- Coming up...

- I don't wanna be here.

Bye. Bye. I'm done.

If you don't want me around,
I'll leave.

- All right.
- Thank you.

- Boom... Thanks, brother.
- Yeah.

- All right ----ers,
let's get wrecked!

- More sheets,
I don't wanna see them.

- Goddamn, simone,
looking good, girl.

- Oh, thank you.

- Jesus.
- Thank you.

[ laughs ]
yes.

- Ashton, we're coming.

- Let's go!

- Ah, boy!

- I'm going in the back.
- You wanna go in the back?

- Here we go.
- Yay!

- How was your drink with brian?

Do you like him even more?
I feel like you do.

- Yeah.

- Courtney's cool, bro,
you need to...

- She is pretty cool, though.

- She's very cool.

- Find someone like that,
and hold on, bro.

- Courtney?
- What?

- You are playing it so aloof.
- Stone cold.

- I'm not playing it aloof, I
just don't know him that well.

- I've got everyone.

- Sideways, put it sideways.

- Sideways?
- There you go

- oh!

- Oh, tan.
- Oh, tan.

- "tanner tells me
your food's so good."

"you'd better be
being nice to my boy!"

- that's true, tan.
- Yeah.

- Oh, there's girls dancing
at this bar, boys.

- Woo!
- Thank you for not killing us.

- Here you go.

- Oh, yeah, boys!
- Yeah!

- Look at this.

- Patong is probably the most
wild place on the planet.

It's like vegas meets
spring break.

You can see a ping-pong show,
get piercings,

get tattooed,
and an std, all in one.

- Oh, boys!
- Yeah, boys!

[ dance music plays ]

- I would love to go home,
but the thought of being

alone in a cab for an hour
in the middle of thailand...

There's ping-pong shows
everywhere.

The club is scary,
but outside might be scarier.

[ trilling ]

- smashton!

- Hey, hey!

[ dance music continues ]

woo!

[ laughter ]

- ow!

- Get in the back seat.

- Get in the van.

- Ow [bleep]!

- I'm going in that one.

- Do not leave me in
here with...

I can't...
I can't do it, I won't do it.

- What?

- Woo!

Ugh, why?

I've not given him any
signs that I want this.

In fact, the opposite.

I don't care how
drunk somebody is...

Even if I am blackout drunk,

I don't accidentally
make out with somebody twice.

- Oi, ashton.
Oi, gimme... Gimme the keys.

[ grunting ]

- so I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go in the back.

- Okay. All right,
we're good, we're good.

- Nope.

- All right,
everybody's okay, let's go.

- Oh, my god,
you guys are a disaster.

Say it to my face, ashton.

- You just put your
tongue down my throat,

like, four minutes ago.

- Yeah, again.
Again.

- I loved it.
- Do you know how rude that is?

- Yeah, I loved it.

- Yeah, get...
Stop touching me.

- I have been that drunk, and
you haven't been that lucky.

- Come on, relax.

- Let's all just go to sleep
until we get back to the boat.

- That's for you.
- Just gimme this.

- Just give it to me.

- Here...
- He's...

He's re-gifting...

- Simone, that's for you too.
- Aw, thank you.

- Oh, tan.
- Oh, tanner.

- Oh, tan!

- Oh, tan, please tell
me you did not

get anyone pregnant, did you?

- Tanner's mom's pretty...

- What else you guys wanna talk
about besides tanner's mom?

Ashton, what's going
on with your mom?

- You were talking
about tanner's mom,

so I was like, how's your mom.

- No, I...

- No, I...
- No, no, hold on...

Get the [bleep] over
yourself, kate.

- Oi.

- Ashton, I think it
was just a mom comment.

- Oi, I know.

- That's his family.

- It's all right.
It's all right.

- What...
- Oi, oi, oi...

- What gives you the right
to bring my family...

What gives you the right...
- All right, come on, bro...

- To bring my family...
- Oi, oi, oi...

- What gives...
- Oi, calm down, calm down, bro.

Calm down.
Calm down.

Jesus christ!

- To b

- what gives...
- Calm down...

Oi, oi, oi, calm down.
Calm down, bro.

- Oi, oi...

- What gives you the right to
bring my family into ----ing...

- You were talking
about his family.

- What... What gives
you the right...

- You were talking
about his mom.

- What gives you...

- You were talking
about his mom.

- This is not okay.

It's like he morphed
into the incredible hulk,

but it's not so incredible,
because I am stuck

in a small space with him, and
I am the target of his anger.

Did you just punch the window?

- That's not how
I define myself.

- Okay, thank you.
- Okay?

- What the [bleep]'s
wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

- Yo, yo, chill out.

- What the [bleep] is
wrong with you?

- Chill...

- I had fun dancing with you.

- ----Ing jiminy cricket.

- You do what you need to do.

- Woo...

- Where is rhylee?

- Oh, you don't know
what just happened.

It was so scary.

- Let's go downstairs
to the crew mess.

- We already knew that.

- What's your concern?

- My behavior.

- Talk to us...
- I'm trying to...

- What are you
actually on about?

- Please do ----ing
explain yourself.

- What?

- I was not talking sh--
about your mom.

- We make fun of tanner's
mom on a daily

that tanner is comfortable with.

That is my crew
that I ----ing manage.

So please, tell me
where you think you need

to involve yourself...
- I didn't know--

- ...In managing my own crew.

- It is.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on...

Sorry, sorry.

Because your ----ing big bitch
boots, let's call tanner here.

Ashton's ----ing drunk.

- Tanner?

- Tanner?

- You said you felt like
I was attacking tanner's mom.

- Because you know ----ing
less than you think you

----ing know, kate, and
that's my point about you.

You think you ----ing
know everything about

all the ----ing crew.

I'm so sick of you and
your ----ing attitude,

because you do think
that you are better

than the rest of the crew.

Do you feel that way?

- Thank you, tanner,
for being honest.

- Everybody feels that
way about you, kate.

- Cool.

- No.

- [bleep]

- the minute somebody attacks
me about my family,

I'm gonna get very emotional.

- Don't you ----ing pack.

I know, but...

- You don't have to gracefully
do sh-- right now.

- Okay.

- It's why it's...

- I get that.

- Do you think he didn't look
like an idiot doing that?

Okay, bye. Bye.

- Don't...

- She challenged
me on something.

- It was intense.

- Kate, let me ask
you a question.

- Do you wanna talk
to captain lee?

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