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- Previously, on "Below Deck"...

- Tell Rhylee what you just told me.

- Oh, no.

- I went down on Simone last night.

- [ gasps ] Why would you tell me that?

- How you feeling?

- Much better.

- Have you showered? - No.

- Ugh! - Smell me!

And we have a half a dozen ladies.

- I'm serving you your dessert.

- Oh.

[ laughing ]

- It's hot here. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

Everything about Brian screams sexy to me.

- This is really irritating.

Kate made me the second stew,

and she needs to start treating me like one.

- I'm not sure that you're a great second stew.

And now you've made our department look bad.

- I don't know what's going on.

Like, no one's saying anything to me.

Am I a sh--ty second stew or whatever?

- I'm not sure that you're a great second stew.

- Okay.

- It's not personal.

But it's not wonderful when I hear from other crewmembers

that I've got a stewardess upset,

and now you've made our department look bad.

- I haven't made our department look bad.

- But I'm telling you that you have.

A second stew would know better than to do this.

This is annoying right now. You're acting like a brat.

You wanna go down to your room and freshen up,

maybe drink some water?

- No, I'll try to drink water. - Take--take a minute.

Go take a minute.

When I was a second stew, I had it way worse than Simone.

I didn't step foot on land for two months.

I was in a laundry room for two months straight,

on charter every single day.

I didn't complain. That's the job.

- Courtney, Courtney, Kate. - Coming.

So what's up?

- She's like, I just wanna know that am

I a good second stew, and I'm like,

oh, no.

And then she started crying and shaking.

Yachting takes a certain level of maturity,

and I can't teach that.

- Yeah.

Like, do you want me to stay up and finish?

- No, I think that she's got it handled.

- Okay.

- Good night, guys.

- Good night. - Good night.

- How are you feeling? - I don't even know.

I don't like being confrontational,

but at this moment I've just been pushed

to the end of my tether.

- Where did you go, Simone?

- I'm right here.

- We were all at the table when we heard our radio.

You sounded upset. - Ugh.

[ sighs ]

- Absolutely. I mean, did you mention...

That you wanna be in service?

- You wanna go drink the sorrows away tomorrow?

- Oh, my God, that would be amazing.

- Rhylee, thanks, I'll see you tomorrow.

- Courtney, I'm leaving. - Cool.

- All right. - Yeah? No worries.

I did pretty much everything for breakfast...

- I know. Cool.

- Hey. - Hi.

- It's awkward.

- You... I don't know her that well, but I kinda like her.

- Okay, I'm gonna go to bed.

- Good night, see you tomorrow.

- Shut up.

- [bleep] you.

- Drop-off day, drop-off day,

Hey, did you know it's drop-off day?

- Hello, bruv. - Here he is.

- Yeah, it's sore, bro.

- You ready for tonight? - Are you ready for tonight?

- Bro, I am ready to go out with you tonight, yes.

- Good morning.

[ humming ]

We got the ugliest croissants in the world.

- Those pastries smell amazing. - Thanks so much, bro.

- Coffee? - Yes, please.

- You guys had a good time? - Yeah.

We're gonna cleanse our livers today.

- Honestly, I feel like kind of bad for these guests,

because I know what a Thailand alcohol hangover feels like.

- Oh, God.

Great.

It's not good.

- Good morning, ladies, how are we?

- Good morning, great. - Good morning.

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

- Ashton, Ashton, Lee. - Go ahead, Cap.

- Get somebody up here for the anchor.

- On my way.

- Okay, let's get outta here.

- Copy... Brian, we're coming up.

- Copy.

- Anchor's off the bottom, Cap.

- You're putting the goat cheese on there?

So, so, good. - [ bleats ]

- Anchor's in the pocket.

- I'm outta here. See you back at the ranch.

- So American, eh?

- Good morning, how'd you sleep, okay?

- Hi. Good, yeah. - Good.

Please make sure you get through laundry.

Come on.

- Where you at, Simmy?

Lemme have some sugar. - Aw.

- Mm. Thanks.

- Let's have some fun tonight, all right?

- Yep. - Let's get ----ing lit.

- OMG, please not.

[ laughs ]

- Attention all crew, attention all crew.

Whoever's still changing into their whites better step it up.

- Thank you for traveling Valor seas.

Please make sure you leave no belongings,

because once we tie those lines, it's over for you.

- Keep a close eye on my stern, please.

- Copy, Cap.

- Your stern's looking real good, Captain.

- All right, Cap, your stern is clear.

That's a perfect line for me, if you can hold it there, Cap.

This is the first time since the second week

of chartering that I have my full deck crew on deck.

Good job, bro. Lock it off there.

This is the way the boat's supposed to be run,

and it actually feels good.

- Okay, lock it off. Get another one on.

- Rhylee, how's this line?

- Good, you can bring it in just a touch.

- All right, I like it. Lock it in, Tanner.

- Stern's locked down, Cap.

- Copy that. Good job, guys.

- You guys docked safely.

- Attention all crew,

I need everybody on the aft deck in five.

- Drop-off day. - This is the best feeling ever.

- Let's do this, sports fans.

- This is it, girls. - I hope you had a good time.

- Thank you. - Good care of us.

Captain, oh, captain. - I feel like someone special.

- Mm, thank you.

- We are so grateful for this experience.

You just took such good care of us.

You guys just rocked it,

and I wanna give that to you guys to show our appreciation.

- Thank you so much. Thank you.

- Bye, guys. - Take care.

- Have a great season. - Absolutely, thank you.

- All right, guys, let's go to work.

- Yay!

- Another one down, bro.

- Good job, mate. Good job.

- Good job.

- Attention all crew, I need everyone in the crew mess.

- Aw.

- Thank you.

We had a good charter, I think.

Our tip was 12,000.

Not our biggest tip,

but for a short charter, not bad.

Don't look so happy, Chef.

- I'm here to make money, you know?

And right now, I'm not making a lot,

and it's a bit frustrating, you know?

Especially when you're putting your heart

and your soul into this and no real applause.

Not that I need gratification.

I guess I do, a wee bit, but I don't know.

- We're better than halfway through the season,

so I think it's important that we take

a little extra time for yourself.

This afternoon arranged

for you guys to go to an elephant sanctuary.

- Oh!

- Instead of washing the boat today,

you're gonna wash elephants.

- I'm so excited!

- We've had a lot of adversity this season.

We've had injuries, we've had crew leave,

it just hasn't been easy.

They deserve a day off.

They've earned it, and frankly, it's necessary.

Tomorrow, everybody gets the day off.

I have arranged for you guys to go to...

- Yes!

- ...a beach resort, hang out, enjoy the day.

Enjoy the elephant sanctuary.

Bust your humps from now until then, though, please.

- Thank you, Cap. - Thank you so much, Cap.

- Let's go to work.

- It's gonna be the best day of our lives.

- Bash out bridge windows.

- Yep. - Let's just shift to the beds.

- Cool beans.

- That's cool we're off tomorrow, too.

- [bleep] yeah.

- I'm obsessed with elephants, they're my favorite animal.

- Why do you like elephants so much?

- Because they're wise, and they cry.

- That sounds like me.

[ sighs ] [bleep]

It's always important to stay in touch with my parents,

because if my mom texts me or calls me,

if I don't answer in a certain time...

I have, like, seven missed calls from her.

My phone's blowing up.

- What's up?

- Mom, you know if anything happened to me

that you'd find out.

She's a protective, loving mom.

She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet.

- Oh, I love you so much.

- Her only problem is that she cares too much.

Growing up the youngest of four, I'm the baby.

What can you expect?

- Well, that's when I can call you guys, you know?

Like, today is... I'm working today.

- Oh, I miss you so much.

- Miss you too.

- All right, I love you. - I love you!

- Jiminy Cricket.

- I don't have any elephant clothes.

What do you wear to meet an elephant?

- No, just wear like shorts, like something comfy.

- Hey, Court. - Yeah?

- Now I really don't wanna be a prick, okay?

- Okay.

- But if wine goes into the cool room,

it has to come out. That's my space.

Because otherwise, when we get an order,

you're gonna be too busy to clear it out then.

- All good. Cool bobs.

- All crew, all crew, you have 15 minutes

to get your asses ready for your elephant excursion.

- Got it.

- My ass will be ready for the elephants in 15 minutes.

- Oh, Courtney's on time.

- Courtney.

- Where's Kate?

- Come on, Kate, let's go. - I'm coming.

- Ooh. - Jesus Christ.

- Oh sh--. - Elephant time.

- All right, let's go.

- Do you mind if I put the cold wine back in the cold fridge?

- No. - He said it was a hard no.

- Is it just your fridge?

- Yeah, it is. Don't put it in there.

- It's for the charter guests.

- So then stick it in the ice machine.

- But we have a humungous fridge here.

- It's just my space, that's all I'm saying.

- No, it's a fridge. - It's the galley's fridge.

- You've got so much room.

- Because... yeah, exactly, and that's how I like it.

- Coming up...

- He said he went down on you.

And then he said she touched it for, like, eight seconds.

- Oh, my god, this guy's an asshole.

- Tanner!

[ laughing ]

- Empty square footage...

- Empty square footage... - Just because it's empty...

it's because I've made it empty.

The same with your fridge upstairs.

You've got plenty of room up there,

but it's crammed full of just crap.

It's just my space, that's all I'm saying.

- No, it's a fridge.

Why are you losing your sh-- over wine bottles in a fridge?

For now, I'm gonna take this chilled wine...

- You're just gonna do what you want. No problem.

- Yeah, I am.

- You can cram it in the back corner.

Shove it up behind the vegetables.

- Shove it up... you can just shove it up.

Shove it up the backside of your fridge.

- Jesus, all right, Princess.

- I'm so happy that wine for the future charters

that tip us is cold.

- Should we get more beers?

- Where are you getting them from?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- I was just getting them from where everyone else got them?

- Where's that? - The front fridge.

- My fridge? - Oh, jeez.

This is wild.

- It's not based in logic. Kevin just likes to oppose me.

- All right, let's see some elephants.

- Let's do it.

- Boys in here and girls in there.

Like, she doesn't even wanna compromise.

She can just, like [bleep] off.

- I'm not getting a good read on him.

- I'm not getting a good vibe from him.

- I hear you.

- Wait a minute...

You did not tell the whole truth.

- I... you said you just cuddled.

And then Tanner, he said he went down on you.

[ laughing ]

- Oh, wait, and then he said she touched it for,

like, eight seconds.

- Oh, my god, this guy's an asshole.

- Tanner.

- Don't tell people about, like, our private matters.

Like, are you that childish?

- Chow-town, dude.

[ laughing ]

- I'm just waiting to see the elephants.

Maybe a huge one will step on Tanner's foot.

- Oh, my God.

- Hello, hello.

- Thanks so much.

- I'm so excited.

- No.

- Oh, thank... well done for that.

- Oh.

[ gasps ] - Oh, there he is!

[ gasps ] He's cute!

- Oh, my God.

- Look at him, look at him, look at him!

- Yes! Get him!

- Yes!

- Look at his eyes.

I'm dead. My soul leaves my body.

I literally can't cope.

I'm moving to Phuket to live at the elephant sanctuary.

Hi! - This is awesome.

- Look at his hair! - Oh!

- Can I give a hug? Oh, far out.

He's holding on to me!

- I'm from Africa, bro, I'm used to this sh--.

[ laughs ]

- Ah!

- All right, all right, all right.

- It's very deep? - Just get in?

- Oh, yeah, you like that? - Yeah!

[ elephant trumpets ]

- Oh, my God, it's so sloppy here.

- Oh.

- He's funny, that one.

This elephant sanctuary is absolutely majestic.

- I got sh-- in my ear.

- Oh!

- We definitely need days like this,

especially for a team-building experience.

It's a pity that I can't get into the water

and interact like everyone else is,

so I'm having a little bit of FOMO.

But I'm very grateful to be here, it's amazing.

[ shriek, laughter ]

[ elephants trumpeting ]

- Oh! - Whoa!

- I kissed, like, five elephants.

- That was so much fun. - It was.

- Can we all nap at the same time,

just so I don't feel like I'm passing out?

[ laughter ]

- What do you think is gonna happen with you and Tanner?

- I don't know, but I'll speak to him.

Other guys I've hooked up with have told their friends,

which is okay, but Tanner is the only person

dumb enough to tell my coworkers.

Come on, man.

I'm not letting Tanner get away with this.

- Thank you. - Ow.

- I wanna do elephant yoga.

It's like goat yoga, but more deep-tissue.

- And you die after. - Exactly.

- Is anybody else feeling drained?

- I'm so tired.

- Goodness.

[ sighs ] - Tanner?

- Yes?

- All right. Wanna go outside?

- Sh--. Whenever a girl asks let's have a chat,

nine times out of 10 it's not gonna be a good one.

- You wanna go on the dock? - Yeah.

- I basically just walked into quicksand.

I'm stuck.

- Yeah... you don't wanna kiss and tell.

- Yeah, and I never wanna make you feel that way.

I never meant to stir anything to bother you or upset you.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I don't wanna do anything like that.

- Thank you.

Okay, all good.

- Good? - Mm-hmm.

- I'm gonna smoke. - Cool, enjoy.

I do appreciate Tanner for being up front,

but please, don't play me for a fool.

Like, this ain't my first rodeo.

Courtney. - Yeah?

- What did he say?

- He was like, no I was doing that,

the last thing that I wanted to do is, like, make you feel bad.

I was like, okay.

Yeah, okay.

- This is why I don't get in relationships.

You're having fun, and then all of a sudden interrogated,

you're on the stand, and you have to, like,

swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth,

so help me God.

Simone's awesome, she's a cool girl,

but you know, just not my vibe right now.

- I'm going to shower now. - Bye.

- Going for a smoke? - Yeah.

- Sh--.

[ sighs ]

- All right. - What happened?

- She was like, I don't appreciate you

telling the deck crew what happens between us.

- So obviously, someone told her.

- Yeah, Rhylee.

I mean, that's pretty obvious, isn't it?

- Tell Rhylee.

- I went down on Simone last night.

- Rhylee's a bit of a double agent.

She wants to work with the boys,

and then she wants to be part of the girls, too,

and she's kind of a bridge in between the drama,

and she's creating more of it.

The job is so much more pleasant

when you're working with people that you can just

speak freely and openly with.

- But surprise, surprise, Rhylee can't be trusted.

[ laughs ]

[ grunts ]

[ snoring ]

[ sighs ]

- Coming up...

- Wait a minute.

- Tanner is not my boyfriend, but I do sleep in Tanner's bed.

- You ----ed up big time.

[ yawns ]

- Wakey-wakey...

Beach day.

- Hey, guys, time to get up.

- [ yawns ] Oh, man.

[ laughs ]

- We are leaving at 10:30, everyone.

- Shut up!

- Yo, Sims. - Yeah?

- I have your phone in here, do you want it?

- Thank you so much. Thanks.

- No problem.

- My bathroom at home is bigger than this cabin.

This is hell.

- Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.

- How are you?

Good morning, like what I did with my T-shirt?

- Yeah.

Beach clothes are for lounging.

I'm always ready to lounge.

Drinking wine, eating pasta...

Is that too much to ask for?

[ groaning ]

I just shaved.

- Oh, I wouldn't shave and then go into the beach water.

- Well, I gotta shave downtown.

- All right, so how long you think we're gonna wait today?

- Another hour.

- So ----ing annoying.

- She just doesn't give a sh--. Just doesn't give a sh--.

[ knocking ] - Yes?

- All of us are still waiting for you.

Just letting you know.

- Oh, come on, man, you know?

- Could you maybe hurry up, please?

- At least, like, show your face and,

like, come out and rush around and grab something,

and then rush back out.

It's just the complete silence.

- We should maybe have ----ing addressed this.

The whole ----ing crew waiting for two people every...

every time. - Every time.

- This is disrespectful to everybody else.

- God, it's just ----ing putting on a bikini.

Doesn't take long.

- I'm the last one to get ready because first of all,

I'm a higher rank than everyone else.

- This is ----ing annoying.

- Oh, there she is. Where's Kate?

- I'm coming!

Second of all, shut the [bleep] up.

Ugh.

- Today's gonna be a good day.

- Oh, this is a good spatial arrangement.

- Thank you so much.

- I woke up naked next to Simone and a text message that said,

"What am I, a booty call?"

- Oh, really? - Ooh.

- This morning? - This morning.

She came in my bed, and now I don't remember it.

- That changes things.

- I don't remember the text message.

- And you don't remember what happened?

- Jesus.

- Everyone's so quiet. Simone, how are you feeling?

- Tired.

- Every time I Facetime my mom, she goes,

"You haven't gotten anyone pregnant, have you?"

- Oh, Tanner.

- Oh, Tan.

Not again.

- Anything happening with you and Court?

- Mm-mmm, just cuddle sessions.

- Oh, well, I'm glad that love is blossoming on the boat.

- Oh, yes.

- Oh sh--, I'm in on this.

- Thanks.

- Oh, my gosh, it's hot.

- What's up, ladies?

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

- How are you? - Good, how you doing?

- It's amazing, eh?

- Are you ready for this ginger to fry?

- Oh, I'm in on this bro. - Ooh.

- Oh, sick.

- This place is immense. - I know, I know, so amazing.

- Am I in heaven?

I didn't think anything could be better

than meeting a baby elephant.

But this resort has everything I love.

It has a bar, a pool, a beach, a bar...

- Would you like some champagne? - Yes, please.

Kate, you can relax now.

- What's the teams? - Roommates versus roommates.

- All right. - Kevin's got a dad bod.

- Who does? - Kevin.

- Oh, my god, look at your boy's abs.

Holy [bleep]. Holy God, I just noticed it.

That is hot as [bleep].

He looks better than Ashton with his shirt off.

- Enjoy your view, Courtney.

- I like Brian, I'm enjoying getting to know him,

but at this point, it's not like

a very serious relationship.

Although I get jealous when Rhylee's obsessively

pointing out Brian's abs.

But Brian's abs are a little bit excessive,

so does it require excessive conversation?

Maybe, I don't know.

- Ah, Courtney's going to stake her claim.

Good for her, they're cute.

- Why is Brian taken?

Oh, my God, he's gorgeous.

Oh, I love you.

I would lick the sweat off of his abs.

- Act cool, Rhylee.

- Coming up...

- Yay.

- I would say that.

- She's giving you compliments, just be quiet.

- Brian!

- Oh, please, get over it.

- Why is Brian taken?

Oh, my God, he's gorgeous.

- Looking at him. He's so cute.

- Brian, choke on this.

- Enjoy it while you can.

Relationships are not for me.

I'm a hunter.

- [bleep] Shredded.

- Thank you.

- I'd [bleep] the sh-- out of Brian

to where he doesn't remember who Courtney is.

- Rhylee!

- Here's to a good day off.

Double shots. Shots, shots, shots, shots, shot, shots.

My goal for my day off is put back the drinks

and on a scale of one to Smashton,

we are getting smashtoned.

[ howling ]

- Yeah.

- Simone is like an octopus, wrapping all of her limbs

around Tanner in the pool, slowly suffocating her prey.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh. Geez.

- Yeah.

- Holy sh--.

[ cheering, clapping, whistling, shouting ]

[ shouting ]

- Yes. - At your leisure.

- At your leisure.

- Get up!

- I don't wanna talk to any of you,

because this is better.

It's my day off.

I don't wanna engage with any other humans

unless they are handing me a cocktail.

- Ah!

- Cannonball, woo!

We're all hammered, having fun, music's playing.

You know, that gets me moving.

I wanna go have some fun.

- Oh, my God.

- This is supposed to be a fun day off.

I'm supposed to be having a good time,

but I'm feeling extremely disrespected.

I don't know what Tanner's problem is,

but, like, I'm just not having it.

- No, I've got you, I've got you, I've got you.

- Gimme a little bounce.

- Oh, did you?

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

- I think Simone's got, like, those kind of doughnut,

sugar-coated feelings, and I think Tanner

just wants something a little bit different, like a threesome.

- Why?

- You got upset... no, no...

Tanner is not my boyfriend, but I do sleep in Tanner's bed.

I'm trying to be open and vulnerable and stuff,

whatever, and he wants to treat me like a toy.

Like, it's just so rude.

- Simone needs to be done.

- It's a bit of a dick move to kiss Simone

and then awkwardly gyrate against the poolside dancer.

He is a douche.

- Coming up...

- Do you wanna hear what your deckhand said to me?

- Who the [bleep] do you think you are?

- Okay, great.

- What respect do you have for yourself

and for your ----ing captain?

- I'm gonna go with not a lot. - Jesus.

- Tanner's ----ed.

- Yeah.

- Let's go, let's go.

- Where's my drink?

- Thailand, baby. - Thailand, baby.

- I'm not being unreasonable, right?

- No, you're not. - Thank you.

- Come on, friends.

- Where's Kate?

- How are you? Legend.

- Look at Kevin and Brian having a romantic moment.

- A romantic swim.

- Everyone's good. Everyone...

all the connections are fine.

- But who's not? - Like, Kate.

- Yeah, exactly.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kate treats us all like bitches.

I don't think it's all right at all, and it's gonna pop.

- It's gonna pop. - It's gonna pop real quick.

- A hundred percent.

That's what ----ing saying, bro.

- I'm not here to get treated like a bitch.

Kate's not, like, an evil, terrible person...

Oh, she kind of is.

She doesn't like us either.

- Brian, let's go. - Yeah?

- Let's get ready for dinner.

- Are you guys wearing a shirt or a T-shirt?

- I mean, I have to pick out of Brian's wardrobe, bro.

I don't... I have nothing.

I can't wear these, I can't.

I can't even button these up. - He definitely cannot.

- Excuse me... can I pay the bill for Kevin?

Did you get your bill? - No.

- I think we all got a bill.

I... I just got my bill. - I'll pay it.

- That's what I'm paying for now.

- You probably don't know how it goes,

since you're usually sleeping.

But usually, I pay them.

But usually, you're sleeping.

- We got some toes in the mix!

- I'm so drunk, you guys. - We are not...

- Kev! - Sh--.

- Jiminy Cricket.

- Ashton and I always pay, by the way.

I'm happy to do it, but don't be rude.

- What do you mean, being rude?

I just said there was tabs for everyone to pay,

and I'll be paying my tab. - Yeah, we always pay them.

- So don't ----ing stress out about anything.

- No, no, no... - Kevin!

- Do you want me to pay the tab, Kate?

- No, I want you to stop talking to me.

- I'll pick it up, no worries.

- I will pay you to stop talking to me.

You're not the boss of me, Kevin.

You're not the boss of me on the yacht,

and you're certainly not the boss of me on our day off.

- Do it, player. You do it, you get it.

- Ah!

- Sit next to me.

You sit there. - No, you sit there.

- You wanna sit next to Kev? - Yep.

- What a gorgeous group.

Everybody cleans up so nicely.

- Yeah.

- You're kind of drunk.

- I'm kind of drunk.

- Like, "kind of" means "a lot."

- With Tanner, he's still a bit young, I think,

and I don't think he realizes

the consequences of his actions sometimes.

And he just gives that "I don't care" attitude.

I mean, I've done it before also.

It's definitely not right, and he needs to understand

what he does with other girls when Simone's there,

it's gonna hurt her feelings, and it's not cool.

- Cheers, everybody.

- Cheers! - ----ing maniacs.

- I hate you all. - Cheers, maniac...

- She hates you all. - Psychos.

[ laughing ]

- Want a cigarette? - Yeah.

- Come on, Tanner, get up. - Where are we going?

- I really, really hate seeing a woman disrespected.

Like [bleep], it really gets to me.

- Tanner, you're such a sh---head, bro.

- What?

- Simone is feeling very left out.

- Jiminy Cricket, dude, the fact that I'm not

sitting next to her at dinner?

- You're not showing any attention

whatsoever, bro, she's...

- [bleep] I didn't know it was a big deal.

We were having dinner with the ----ing crew.

- Yeah, exactly.

You didn't know it was a big deal, but these guys

both knew it was a big deal that you ----ed up.

- How the [bleep] did you not know it was a big deal?

- Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

I'm just calling out what-- - Simone!

- This is what makes it awkward, you understand?

- Yeah. - No, no, no, let me...

- Tanner, Tanner, Tanner...

- Apparently the whole crew is upset about it.

- Simone's not even over there. Tanner's a dumbass.

- And that's why you just don't dip the pen in company ink.

- When does this place turn into a nightclub?

- Yeah.

- Ash. - Brother?

- What?

- You look pretty. - Thank you.

- Yeah. - Why are you giving me a hug?

- Hi, Kev. - Relax, brother.

- No, dude, I just got ----ing chewed out because...

- By who? - Everyone that was out there...

- By who?

- We though you were pissed off at the table.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So then we just...

Well, Brian mentioned it. - Yeah?

- And he was, like, a little bit like of for [bleep]'s sake.

- Oh.

- It was pretty much like he didn't feel like

he was in the wrong. - I'm so ----ing done.

I'm honestly so pissed off right now.

- We didn't mean to bring that up.

Like, we just felt like that was it.

- Dude, they get... - Tanner, guess what...

if she's not mad, you don't have to be.

- I know. - Yeah, so then it's fine.

- But I got so much sh-- for it.

I was like, it was like, are you ----ing kidding me?

I just wanna eat dinner with the crew.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh!

You pushed me over.

- All right, can we go now? - Yeah.

- We're leaving. - Let's go.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you, Frankie, we gotta go.

- Let's go.

- You getting in, and I'll get on top?

- Oh, jeez, I've got beer in my--

- [bleep] gimme that!

- You okay, buddy? - Get in.

- Yeah, I'm fine, man, I'm just pissed off.

- All right, all right, all right.

- Oh, yeah!

- You shouldn't allow her in your bed

if you're not gonna give her gentlemanly attention.

- I think you just need to enjoy it, like--

- Yeah, enjoy it while it is.

But you still need to have your guard up as well.

When he goes, "Oh, hey, how are you doing"

at ----ing 12:00 at night, you go,

"Yeah, good, I'm sleeping, thanks."

- Yeah.

- Is there more beer in here?

- No problem. - Thank you, Brian.

You're the best yachtie I've ever met.

- Yay. - I will say that.

- Really?

- You don't like it? - Mm-mmm.

- I know, that's how I know you're a yachtie.

A lot of people call people in the industry "yachties,"

like as a disrespectful term.

Like we don't work hard, and we just make lots of money.

I hate that sh--.

- I think a yachtie is somebody

who's agreeable, hardworking.

- Well-traveled.

- She's giving you compliments, just be quiet.

- I don't like it. I don't like it...

- Why, it's... so I'm asking you nicely not to do it.

- I'm not calling you...

- Shh! - Brian!

- You're being a goof.

- You're kind of a bitch. - Brian!

- I thought Brian was, like, the nicest guy ever.

I'm so thankful we have him on the crew,

and surprise, he thinks I'm a bitch.

- Anyhooser, you wanna bring it back to me?

- Hah, please, I've been called a bitch all the time, man.

Get over it.

- Is this our street? - Yeah.

- We're back. - Good.

- Oh... oh, I know this tree. I can find my way home.

Stop driving.

- [bleep] off.

- Kate, fine, just do what you wanna do, right?

- Shut the [bleep] up.

- Jiminy Cricket.

- We're back!

- We're back! - Good.

I know this tree,

I know this tree, I can find my way home.

- Stop driving.

- [bleep] off.

- Jiminy Cricket.

- All right, get the [bleep] out.

- Oh, Kate's already-- - Get out!

- Brian, you're a dum-dum.

[ sighs ]

- I definitely wish Courtney would have my back

in this situation.

Kate's wrong, and Courtney's a smart enough girl to see that.

- How was your van ride?

- I wouldn't recommend it.

- Uh-oh.

- Well, you know what happened in our cab, whatever.

These guys were finger-banging each other.

- No, we were not.

- No, they weren't. They were not.

- Back to the boat. [ sighs ]

- What happened? Was there...

- I was just an innocent bystander.

- Oh, no.

- Yeah.

- I'm in a position now that I don't like to be,

in the middle of a drama situation.

- Anyone in their right mind can see

Kate is the issue on this boat.

She has issues with a lot of people on the crew.

She is the common denominator, yeah?

She needs to put in her place.

- Hi, sweetie. - Hi.

- How are you? - So good.

- Cool, that's nice.

- He called her a bitch,

and she just hopped out of a moving car

because it got ----ing heated.

- Whoa, whoa.

You know, this was bound to happen at some point.

Kate's been acting like a little brat,

something that we've been needing to address.

- Let's have a drink.

- Oh, [bleed] this is awesome.

What kind of club is this that we're being brought to?

- This little lovely powwow is about to be interrupted.

- She just hopped out.

She goes, "[bleep] it I know where this palm tree is."

[ laughter ]

- Hi, Captain. - How are you?

- What are you talking about?

- Hey, Cap. - What's up, dog?

- All right, all right, all right, all right.

- What size pants are you?

- Thirty-six. - Okay, great.

- That's nice.

- Those aren't yours, they could be Brian's.

- Are they 34s?

- As long as they're not yours.

- Kate definitely has that persona of she's above us all.

But tonight, she's gone to another level.

This is, like, right in front of the captain.

It's a bit like well [bleep] you too, you know?

- Jeepers, what's going on here?

- Why is there clothes all over the crew mess floor?

- Yeah, well, that's fine...

it doesn't mean it belongs on the ----ing floor.

- Yeah, they fell... yeah.

Do you wanna hear what your deckhand said to me in the van?

- Must have been bad,

because there's clothes all over the floor.

- Yeah.

- How old are we?

Are we a bunch of kindergartners?

- Tell that to your deckhands.

- Whatever the issue is, sort it out with the individual.

- No, I'm telling you as a department head.

- But this is a crew mess, shared by the whole crew...

- As a... - ...and the captain.

End of discussion.

- There's an issue, a big issue.

- The issue is there's ----ing clothes on the crew mess floor.

- Jesus Christ.

They get a day off, and you come back batsh-- ----ing nuts?

I think I'll have a cocktail.

They're not playing well in the sandbox with each other,

but I don't see any reason I should waste my time.

Because anybody with half a goddamn brain

knows that you just can't reason with drunks.

But come tomorrow, we're gonna have a come-to-Jesus meeting.

- What respect do you have for yourself

and for your ----ing captain?

- I'm gonna go with not a lot. - Jesus.

Your captain is sitting in the crew mess,

and you have the audacity to throw ----ing clothing

all over the place.

- Cool.

- I think we're done here.

[ crying ]

[ sobbing ]

- Next, on "Below Deck"...

- Don't embarrass yourself and don't embarrass the boat.

Seems all of us aren't getting that message.

People are just attacking me.

[ sobbing ]

- Ooh!

- How are you and Courtney doing?

- Very well. - Well, that sucks.

- What's that? - Nothing.

- Oh, look who it is.

- I see Captain Lee.

- Master Pearson. - Yeah?

- You and I are keeping this casual, right?

- Yeah, that's fine.

- I gotcha.

- What are we doing, are we folding it...

- We're gonna open it this way. - It's boys' club on deck.

All right, I can... I can...

- Calm down, bro. - I am ----ing calm.

- No way. It's an emergency.

- Oh, no! - It is so smoky.

[ coughs ]

- The smoke is, like, billowing out.

- [bleep] This is a nightmare.

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