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- There's no plates!
- Plates on the table.

- Previously on "below deck"...
Jesus!

- This was an
outstanding charter.

- Except from the service point
of view, there's some kinks.

- Last time I checked, the chief
stew was the head of service.

- That's okay.

- Ashton is not so much
of a wing man.

Been more of a [bleep]-block.

[ laughs ]
- helen hoey and richard fiore.

- I love them!

- They want to go fishing
on day one and,

should they catch anything,
they want to eat it for dinner.

- That's really cool.

- Abigail's probably
your greenest.

- Sailing's like my passion,
but I've never

worked on a motor boat?

Kate, is my walkie
in the bathroom?

- Ashton, lee, who currently
does not have a radio?

That pisses me off to no end.

- Are you the captain or...
- I'm the chief stew.

I'm not sure what
they were being served,

wherever they were before this.

- Who invited her? Seriously!

- But I think that brandy
had a lot of them.

Take some water...
Just in case...

- Kate's gonna show
you around the boat.

And we're gonna get
this party on the road.

- We're ready.

- Hi, guys.
Right this way.

- That's what
we're talking about.

Watch your step here!

- Hold on tight.

- The girl in the white dress
is really drunk.

- ----Ing hammered.

- After you, girls.
Yep. Right this way, easy.

Somebody needs to hold onto her.
Boat's not rocking yet.

- Brandy's a mess.
Who invited her? Seriously!

- Would you like a
bottle of water or anything?

We've got a problem.

There you go.
- What part of the boat is this?

- This is the bridge deck aft.
- I love the teak.

- You gonna be on
the bow with abbi?

- Yep, let's go up front, abs.

[ whistling ]

- no, no, no, no.

Kate, kate, kev, are
they out on the aft again?

- He is smart!

- Kate, kate, kev,
service, please?

- Can you take a picture of us?
- Yes.

Oh, this is a good one,
you guys.

- Girls, girls, girls,
I need service, please.

Where's the service, you know?

I've been working as
a professional chef

for the last six years
on private yachts.

The service needs to reflect the
standards that I'm putting out.

Girl, girls, girls?

It's just, it's pathetic.

- Get my wing stations open.
Time to go to work.

- We're getting ready
to leave the dock.

We'll have lunch around
1:30 and after lunch,

you guys can go change
and getting ready for fishing.

- Great.

- We got everybody in position?

- All go here.
- Standing by on the aft deck.

- We're gonna go bow to stern
and we're gonna start right now.

- Make sure I look skinny.
- Sweaty besties.

- Bow to stern. Copy.

The first charter
went really smooth.

I have an amazing team, but
it's early on in the season.

So I'm not getting
comfortable yet.

- That's all off-lines
on deck, captain.

- Copy that.
We're walking off.

- We're on the move!
- We're on the move.

- Good job, guys.

- Lookie loo, we're in thailand.
Looking nice.

- Kate, kate, kev?
- Go ahead.

- I'm putting the summer rolls
back in the fridge.

- I'm coming up
to serve them now.

Hi.
- I need service, please.

- I have some lists of things.

I want to have a meeting
about kevin

like calling me during
the yacht tour for service.

I think, for kevin,
service is code for attention.

So what are our sauces?
Peanut sauce?

- Peanut sauce, fish sauce,
lime juice, sugar,

tiny bit of chili in there for a
little bit of a kick, you know?

- Beautiful.
- Thanks, then.

- Helen, here's
your summer rolls.

- Oh, summer rolls!
Beautiful!

- Oh, my!

So I noticed that our boy,
adrian, is not here.

- I really hope that
helen loves kevin's food

as much as
she loved adrian's food.

- And she put it in her
mouth and said, "mm."

- if it's attention
that kevin wants,

I've got the perfect person.

- I love peanut sauce.
- Mm.

- Just so you guys know,
I pay for everything.

- Just remember...
- I pay for everything!

Not jeff!
I pay for everything!

All you guys,
you understand that?

- What?

- I want to know exactly
where the boat's going!

Listen to me!

- I've never seen anything real,
fictional like brandy before.

- If you hear me, one more time,
I pay for everything!

- Somebody's keying their mic.
- Turn your radio off.

Jesus.

[bleep]

[bleep]

- um, simone, I just need those
small square plates for dessert.

- There they are.
Oh, those small ones.

How many do you want?
- How many guests are there?

- Uh...

Shall I just leave
them here on the side?

- Yes, please.
Thank you.

[bleep]

- ash, let's get everybody
out of their whites.

- Copy, captain.

- May I have another
margarita, please?

- Of course, you can.

- Simone, you can start
setting the table.

- Okay, cool.

- She is toasted.
They all are.

Everything needs to
be extra seasoned.

These charter guests
are far beyond gone.

So I'm just gonna
serve them something salty,

spicy, lots of acid.

Because nothing's
really gonna get past the palate

after the 40th margarita.

They're gonna want
to drench in flavor.

- May I come in?

Okay, can I just
tell you something?

He's zeus on the water,
seriously.

So I'm gonna call
you captain zeus.

He is captain zeus!
- I'm flattered.

- Is that a joy stick?
- Mm-hmm.

- He's like, the nicest...
- Yeah.

- Can somebody bail
my ass out of here, please?

Thank you.

- He's such a nice guy.

- I mean, I've got more
fingerprints on my ass

than the fbi.

- He has amazing taste.

- Surprised I had any ass left.

Ahem!

- Kevin, I'm moving all
the guests towards the table.

- Copy that.
I'm ----ing ready to roll.

- Hi, guys!
- Hello.

- Hi, ladies!
We can do lunch.

You guys hungry?
- Yeah, let's go.

- I'm afraid next time
I go up there,

megan's gonna be
giving captain a blowjob.

[ laughs ]

- you're a really good person.
- Thank you.

- We love our captain!

- Courtney, simone, please come
to the galley for service?

- Copy. Coming.

- I'm gonna put the food
on the table

to let them know
what's happening.

- Okay, copy.

- Vanilla puree.
- Thank you.

- Cool, cool, cool.

- Hi, guys, how are we?
- We're good!

- All right, bean salad there,
some medium rare beef

and then some charred corn

with parmesan cheese
and smoked paprika.

- I'm just like watching him.

He can slice and dice
like...Thank you, kevin.

- Enjoy.

- This looks amazing.
- It does.

- The beans are really good,
really good.

- Delish!

- And he's super cute
on top of that.

- Delicious.

- It's a food orgasm!

This is a food
orgasm for sure.

- All right, we're gonna do the
tender out here, all right?

- Copy that, captain.
Standing by on the deck.

Set the fenders up now.
- Yeah.

- You guys ready on the stern?

Ashton, lee?

All right, I didn't copy
anything that you said.

- Cap, are you
reading me on coms?

- Coms on your mark...

Are you guys
hearing my call?

- Yeah, I'm hearing it.

- Someone's kept
their mic keyed!

Jesus christ, how many ----ing
times do I have to say that?

- Someone's pushing
the mic button.

- It's abbi.

- I made it crystal clear,

if they really wanted
to experience my wrath,

[bleep]-up with your radio.

This is really aggravating
the sh-- outta me!

- Coming up...

- I didn't get any
fish for them.

- It's a seafood extravaganza.

He forgot to order seafood!

- So what's the backup plan
if they come back emptyhanded?

- What am I going to do?

Oh, [bleep] me!

- You guys ready on the stern?

[ radio static ]

- ashton, lee?

- Are you guys
hearing my call?

- Yeah, I'm hearing it.

- Somebody's got
their mic keyed!

Jesus christ, how many ----ing
times do I have to say that?

- Somebody goes overboard,
somebody has a heart attack,

who's gonna tell me?

Do you really have time
to run up to the bridge?

You've just put the whole boat
in radio silence.

- It's abbi.

- Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.

- Yeah, copy.
Ready, captain!

- This is really aggravating
the sh-- outta me.

- Hey, it's not that hard.

Key, not key.

Key, not key.

- Simone, go down to laundry

and just kind of like
keep the machines going.

- Okay.
- Come back at four, please.

- Okey-dokey.
- Thank you.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Hey, kevin.

- Hey, so I think tonight
with the fish,

I didn't get
any fish for them.

So I wanted to do
a plated thing.

We're not really gonna
go with a theme.

It's just gonna be fish.

- I'm just saying, seafood
extravaganza dinner, night one.

- You know, like...

- If I were to have a
seafood extravaganza,

I would want like towers
of seafood, all of it.

- I would want more than fish.
- All at once, all of it.

- It's a seafood extravaganza.

The clue is in the name.

I want to see ramakins of
shrimp, bowls of oysters.

I want to use every dish on this
boat and fill it with seafood.

Oh, all of a sudden,
you want to do a plated meal?

That's only because you
forgot to order seafood.

- Excuse me, I'm not ready
to talk about dinner right now.

I'm still doing this.

[ knocking on door ]

- how do I open this up?

But I want to get my lipstick!
I don't even know where I'm at.

Wait!

What?

Holy sh--, man.

Where's my room?

- Brandy, brian.
- Do I have my luggage?

- Oh, my god.
- Hey, come back here.

- Brandy is unbalanced,
to say the least.

If anything, it makes me
want to stop drinking.

- Where are you running from?
- No, I'm just kidding.

- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm all right.

Where are we?

- Oh, wow.
How do you like thailand?

- Amazing.
- It's incredible.

- Attention all crew,
attention all crew.

All stop.

- You guys can get
the anchor brought up?

- Yep. Cap, I'm standing by.

- Go ahead and drop.

- That's two and a half shafts,
captain, two and a half..

- As soon as you
close that hatch up,

bring you and your deck
crew up to the wheelhouse.

- Copy, captain.

- Oh, my god, this is gorgeous.

- All right, listen
to your radios.

You hear that?
- Yeah.

- That's what it
sounds like

when somebody's
keying their mic.

It means you're leaning
into something

and it's keying it.

And you don't even
know it's happening.

- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, kiddo.

- I went from never having
to use a radio in my life

to now like wanting
to cradle a radio

and like bottle-feed it milk

just so it doesn't key on me
and doesn't run off on me.

Because I swear
these radios hate me

and I ----ing hate them.

- It's not an
intentional mistake.

I know that.

But just be a
little more conscious.

Because that shuts down
all of the radio communications

on the boat, everybody.

You're trying to tell me,
but I can't hear you.

Neither can anybody else.

- This is not good.
This is like rookie.

- Okay, guys.

- How's it going?

- You're so good at laundry.
I appreciate it.

I come from a
very academic family.

- I love it.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Omg!

- Already the ideas
are flowing to me.

My ideas are flowing.

- What are the ideas?

- Nah, I haven't got many.
I'm not gonna lie.

- Are the coolers packed?

- Coolers are packed
in the freezer, yeah.

- Then we should be
ready to fish.

- We've got a fish-finder
on the boat as well.

- Oh, sh--, you guys
are just winging it?

- Yeah. I'm no fisherman, bro.

- What about crab?
Do you have crab?

- No. I probably should have
got crabs and stuff.

Let's see what they catch.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, we're going fishing.

- Ashton, one thing
I wanted to mention,

have abbs pull her hair back
in a pony tail or something.

Because I can see it
getting caught in something

somewhere sometime.

I mean, that's gonna
be very painful.

- All right, sir.
Thank you, sir.

- Appreciate it, pal.
Catch some fish, please.

- I'm hoping we catch something.

- Don't come back if you don't!

- Chef, tell me how you
started your career.

- Yeah. I started at
a bakery when I was 13,

left school when I was 14.

And I went to cooking school

because that's really
all I could do.

At school, I guess
I was the class clown.

I was only there to
eat my lunch and play rugby.

And then I got told
I couldn't play rugby

'cause I suffered from
a lot of concussions.

My dad's a chef
and so is my stepdad.

- Oh...
- My granddad's a baker as well.

- Oh, my gosh.

- And my great-great-great
granddad

was a chef on the titanic.

[ gasps ]

his name was kevin.

- Does that mean
your great-great-great granddad

went down with the titanic?

- Yeah, that's the story.

- That's wild.

- Abbs?
- Yeah?

- Just, if you can,
tie your hair for me.

Cap was just a little concerned.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, it's just
a safety thing.

- Yeah. I'll go get
my elastic now.

All right. Thank you.
- Thank you.

- You know, I never
really thought about my hair

over the past like
two years doing this.

- Put a bit of gorgonzola on...
- Abbi?

- What?

- Your hair almost went
in the horseradish.

You need to be careful.
- I'm sorry.

Suddenly, everybody
is telling me how

like the ship's gonna sink
'cause my hair is so big.

It's ridiculous.

All right.

- What's up?
You're like in your bikini?

- Yeah, girl.

- Thanks, abbi.
- You're welcome.

- What are you guys doing?
- We're going fishing.

- Where?

- Let's do this.
How do I get on this?

- Big step down.
We'll catch you.

- Okay.
- There we go.

- It's time to catch some fish!

- Big step, big step.
Put this away?

- Bye, guys.
Have fun.

- The water's gorgeous.

- We're in thailand!

- You're going in?

Whoa! That was good.

- You can't catch some fish
without the rod in the water.

- Yeah, let's catch a fish.
Let's like totally catch a fish.

Do we go in the water?
Can you come with me?

- I'm sure brian will go in
if you ask him very nicely.

- Let's go, let's go.

- Let's go.
Brandy's goin' in.

Just pretend you're
being baptized!

- All right!
Full speed ahead!

Let's leave her here!

- So what's the backup plan
if they come back emptyhanded?

- Cap, we've always
got one, yeah?

- Not a problem.

- But, seriously,
kate, what is the plan?

- I thought kevin was joking,

that he was like waiting
for the guests

to bring home what
they caught for dinner.

Because even if they do
catch something,

it'll just be an extra
to that extravaganza.

You gotta provide the ganza.

- What time did they plan
dinner for tonight?

- We're gonna say
8:30, hopefully.

- We're going with 8:30, it is.
- Yeah.

- I have to be with you
tonight and tomorrow night.

- Okay.

- Sorry I dumped the extra
load on you, buddy.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Come on, little fishies.
I think I need some calamari.

Calamari works better
than a lure.

- We are, yes.

- Did I say that?

- Where the hell
are all the fish at?

- Oh, my god!

- I'm fine!
I still have hope.

Just get away from me.

[ cheering ]

- I got it!
I got it, yes!

- Whoa!

[ gagging ]

- this could be sushi.

- Let him go!
Let him go!

- That could have been
an eel maki roll!

- Now what?

- Did you think the fact
that they've been gone awhile

is a good sign or a bad sign?

- They haven't caught any.

- They haven't caught any,
so they're staying out.

- Yeah.

- Kate, kate, ashton...

- It all comes down
to this radio call.

What did they catch?

- Nothing.

- What am I going to do?

[ bleep ] me.

- Coming up...

- I'm not an idiot.

I'm just not accustomed
to everything you guys do here.

I don't know if
I'm cut out for this job.

- Yay!
- How we doing, guys?

- Fantastic!
- How many fish did you catch?

- Helen got a five-foot eel.
- A five-foot eel!

- We should have reeled in,
but they like cut it loose.

- I'm sure kevin
could have figured out a way

to like make that thing tasty.

- All right.
- How you doing, home girl?

- I don't know.

I feel like everything thinks
I'm a ----ing idiot.

- This was up here.

You should ----ing
sleep with it.

- Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.

- Just, if you can,
tie your hair for me.

- If you're not used
to yachting,

the first couple ones are
gonna be slow like

pretty soon it
becomes second nature.

Relax.
Sh-- happens all the time,

but you're gonna get through it.

When I first got into yachting,
I never worked on a boat before.

I didn't know how to tie a line.

Sometimes I still don't,
so chill out.

You're good.
You'll be able to do everything.

[bleep]

- I thought they were
gonna catch a bunch of fish.

They didn't catch anything.

And now I've only got
a couple of pieces of snapper,

some lump crab in a can,

some frozen mussels
that I don't really want to use,

and captain lee is sitting
down, so, like, [bleep].

It's stressful.

Let's get the plates organized.

- What plates?
- What plates do you want?

Let's write it down.
- Okay.

So first course, crab cakes,
asparagus salad, okay?

We're gonna put it in that
big main bowl, the deep one?

- Yeah.

- Second course,
prawns and snapper

and that's gonna go on
the main plate.

- Kevin's version of
a seafood extravaganza

is not an extravaganza.

It should be towers on
towers of seafood, oysters,

mussels, clams, blowfish...
I don't care...Jellyfish.

I eat seafood extravaganzas
bi-weekly, so I know what it is.

- The olive oil in there
and times eight

for everything because
captain lee is sitting down.

- Well, all righty then.

- Let's tidy up the stern, bro.
- Okay.

- You still keen on the view?
- Yeah, man.

This place is ----ing dope.

- Abbi, you can do the next
deck check if you want.

- All right, cool.
- How you all doing up here?

All right?
- Good!

- So 8:00 dinner.
- Perfect.

We're gonna come to dinner
not very clothed.

- Oh, I love that idea.
- Yeah.

- The girls are all down,
megan, brandy.

Maybe it'll just be
the four of us for dinner.

- It may just be
the four of us for dinner.

- Go start the master...
- Mm-hmm.

- And then I'll call you
when we need to be serviced.

- Okay, cool.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- Abbi, you like spicy food?

- Yeah, I like spicy food, man.
- You gotta try some of this.

- Pass it over.
- We're staying in beachwear.

- That's the rule tonight,

and the girls are
following the rules.

- Not that bad.
- Abbi?

- Yeah?
- Who's out on deck?

- Uh, I'm sorry.

I just came down to pee

and then I got distracted
and ate some of that sauce.

- All right.

Being in a leadership role,

you know everything
about your crew.

Look, you pretty much know
when your crew's taking a dump.

- Sorry.
- It's all right.

- I'll go back out.
- Thank you.

- I can wait.

- No, you can...Abbi,
if you want to go to the toilet,

don't...
- It's perfectly okay.

I've wasted so much time.

- Abbi came in being the
bubbly type of personality,

but her work ethic
I realized is not there.

I know from personal
experience that,

when you lose focus on deck,
things can get fatal.

She needs to get more focused
or sh--'s gonna get real.

- Let's start setting the table.

Okay, seafood extravaganza.

They're like life
rings for table décor,

scuba masks, flippers.

- Ashton, kate.
- Go ahead, kate.

- Is the fishing tacklebox
still on the tender?

- Uh, negative.

What is it that
you're looking for?

- Like sparkly lures and stuff.

I need everything marine
life we have on this boat.

Fishing rod holders.

I don't care if it
smells like bait.

Tetanus! I did not take my
tetanus shot before I came here!

We actually need that.

It might be the freshest seafood
on this table.

This is good.
Thank you!

Vases.

- ----Ing blind.

- Oh, kelly made it to dinner!

- I always show up.

- Captain, captain, kate,

primaries are at the table and
some of the guests are as well.

- What's up?
What are we gonna do?

- You guys are good to go down.
- Okay.

- Thanks for today.
6:30 on deck.

- It's a good deck team
right there.

- Sleep well, guys.
Take the hose down.

I'm gonna get a brush
with a bucket and some soap.

- Yeah.

- Patrick is my greek captain,
[bleep]buddy, boyfriend.

We talk once a day.

I think this distance has
brought us closer in a way

because I think we both realize
that we miss each other.

- Where's brandy and megan?

- These girls are having
a hard time adjusting.

Brandy was pretty
committed to sleeping.

Seems like megan was
in the shower.

- Okay, she's coming up.
- She's coming.

- Yeah.

- I'm black and I'm back.

I'm still pretty nervous
about this whole situation.

Not much of an extravaganza.

I hope this goes down well.

- Do you mind if we start
bringing out the first course?

- Yes, let's do that.
- Okay.

The first course ready?

- Kind of, yes.
- Kind of?

- Yes, it is.
- Okay.

Simone, simone, come
to the galley for service.

- Copy.
- Thank you.

- Come on, kevin.

Tell these guests about the
amazing food you've prepared.

- Thank you.

- Good evening, folks,
how are we?

- Good evening, kevin.

- And we've just got
a crab cake here

with asparagus slaw
to start off.

Enjoy, guys.
- Thank you. Looks beautiful.

- Mm, mm, wow,

this is good crab meat.

- We try to set the bar
as high as we can.

- Mm, mm.

Mmm.

- What's up, abbi?
- Nothin'.

I'm just, uh...

- You didn't seem
yourself today.

- I feel like I'm not like
pulling my weight.

I wish you guys
saw me on the sailboat,

pulling lines and docking.

Like I'm not like an idiot.

I'm just not accustomed at all

to like everything
you guys do here.

Then I get stressed out

because I feel like
I'm not doing enough.

I don't know if
I'm cut out for this job.

It's totally different
than what I thought.

I love to sail,
and this is not sailing.

I am very relaxed and
this is not my vibe.

- Each one of us will bring
something different to the crew.

But I do feel like you are
your best when you're confident.

- Yeah.

- Don't be scared
to mess something up.

We're a crew and we have
to support each other, okay?

- All right, so back
to my perky self tomorrow.

[ laughing ]

- plating in two minutes.

- Megan, come over here, girl!

- You made it!
- I made it!

- I thought you fell
in the water.

- You're so funny!

- Are you coming out as well?
- Yes.

Okay, guys, these
are local prawns.

I've just cooked them
really like just perfectly.

And then you've got a smoked
tomato jam with them as well.

Enjoy.

- Very good.
- So good.

- Simone, after we
drop these plates,

you can go ahead and knock off.
It's only 9:20.

- You're the early girl.
- Okey-dokey.

- You're gonna be late girl.
- Okay.

Snapper, hazelnut crème on top,

pureed cauliflower
down the bottom.

- Okay.

- Just really light
and simple, I guess.

- Very nice.
- Okay, come on. Let's go.

- Thank you. Well, that's
the perfect portion.

- That's the perfect portion,
did I hear?

- That's the perfect portion.
- That's the perfect portion.

- Okay. Thank you.

Fresh snapper
and pureed cauliflower.

- Perfect portion.

- Kevin, I loved the prawns.

- They're all right?
- Mm, so good.

It was perfectly... Mmm.
- Yeah?

- Yeah, absolutely delicious.
Thank you.

- Not a problem.

Boom!
Seafood extravaganza!

- That was good.
I'm all in.

- It's really good.
- Okay.

Not really extravaganza,
but they were fine with it.

Because I'm the new best thing,
you know.

I'm god's gift to cooking.

Deck crew, deck crew, kevin.

There's guest food here in
the galley if you're hungry.

- Oh, copy that, kev.

Look at you, mate.
Oh, wow.

[bleep], kevin can cook, eh?

- It is hard to believe
such a good-looking guy

can put such a plate of food up.

- That's my piece, courtney.
- Ah!

- Oh, you can have it.

Courtney, are you done?
- Yes. Thank you for asking.

- Coming up...

- I'm sorry, kate,
for waking you up.

You didn't get your shower.

- I'd rather not have
a snarky apology.

I'm done playing nice.
I'm gonna do me now.

Let's just do the job because
this is unnecessary drama.

- It's time for bed.
Let's go.

- Thank you so much
for dinner tonight.

- Oh, no problem.
Goodnight.

- I think we just like
have a late breakfast...

- Okay.
- Like 10 or 11.

- This looks so pretty,
it looks fake.

- Goodnight.
- See you tomorrow.

- Goodnight.
All right, where did brandy go?

- Charter two, day one, yay!

- What's it like
working under kate, courtney?

- Good.
- Yeah?

- We're getting along well.

- So you must be doing
something right.

So is there anybody back home?

Any love stories
you're involved in?

- Nope, not a one.

- Nobody from the crew
that you're interested in?

- Not a one.

- Oh, really? Kind of.

- Do you have a type?

- Someone who's not an asshole.
- Fair enough.

- Don't you think that like
if you'd have a crush on anybody

that you'd have sex with maybe?

[ chuckles ]
- tanner's so cute.

I'm flattered.
It's nice.

I still got it, you know.

I'll probably bang him.

That's it.
- Muchas gracias.

- Goodnight, courtney.
- Goodnight.

- Goodnight. Happy sleep.

Thanks.
- No problem.

[ yawns ]

- can I get you anything?

- Can I get some
hot tea with lemon?

Could you bring
a mimosa for helen?

- Sure.
- Thank you.

- Never messes up.

- Okay, what am I doing?

Mmm, teapot.

I don't know. I don't
think this is a good mimosa.

I'm just gonna throw
this out.

- Look at these guys!

All bushy-tailed in
the morning, huh?

Pre-alcohol right here, huh?
[ chuckles ]

- yes.

- Oh, hello.

- I was gonna get a mimosa.

Okay, I'll bring one for you.

Oh, I need more orange juice.

Like a science experiment.

- Look how pretty that is.
- Yeah.

- Can we get this food out?

Like don't worry
about drinks anymore.

- I'll be with you in just...
I just need the table's drinks.

- Jesus...

- Your mimosa.
- Thank you so much.

What time's breakfast?

- Um, I will check with kevin
and let you know.

- All right, thank you.

- What was that about?

What?

Simone, she's just off
with the fairies, I think.

The primaries are up now and
breakfast needs to be served.

It's hot food.

As soon as you start plating,
it's at its best.

I just don't want any
guests to be waiting on me.

- I don't know.
What's your time now?

- Jesus, get it together.

Are the utensils
and stuff out there?

- Excuse me?

- The utensils and stuff,
they're all out there?

- No.

They're supposed to be...

They're in the drawer.

- This is slightly...

- I have to give people coffee,

and tea, and serve people,
so just be patient.

- Do you want me
to set the cutlery up?

- No, it's fine, it's here.

- Kate, kate, kev.

Kate, kate, kev.

[ knocking on door ]

- no, no, that's fine.

Everyone's coming to the rescue,

but our mate doesn't know
what she's ----ing doing.

Yeah, they're all up and they're
trying to get the buffet out.

- She keeps drinking my mimosa.

- Okay, I'll get
you another one.

- It's hectic up here.
Asap, please.

- Okay, sorry.
I'll be right up.

I don't like being
pulled out of bed

in a rush to
accommodate kevin's ocd.

The least he can do is let me
have a cup of coffee first.

- [bleep]
it's ----ing breakfast.

It's not rocket science.

- Kevin, maybe you'd like
to go and serve

some of the guests, you know.

I don't know what
the hell's going on.

Kevin is being
super unprofessional

and I think he's not
being a team player.

Because normally if you think
that someone is struggling,

you offer to help instead
of saying this stuff

and make me look stupid in
front of my peers, you know.

- ----Ing jesus!

I just wish everyone's ass
was on the same ----ing page.

[ sighs ]

- do you want me
to grab a glass?

- Just give me like one minute
and I'll bring the...

- Do you want to take
the bread out too?

- Forget it.
I'll take it up.

- That's okay. I got it.

- How ----ing embarrassing.

On every yacht
around the world,

there is a plan
for how service goes.

They don't just wing it.

Kate just wings it
the whole way through.

I don't think they should
be following my direction.

I think they should be following
just some sort of direction.

- Where's the fire?
Where are the bleeding people?

- Kevin's getting annoyed,
that like,

I'm not getting the food out,

but they're super happy.

So I don't know
why he's being like,

oh, it's not
rocket science,

simone needs to get
her sh-- together.

- It isn't rocket science.

- It isn't, exactly but you
don't have to be so rude

because I'm the only person
helping all these people

that are asking me for
12 million things at once.

And making a mess and
I have to clean it up, okay?

- Why is he worrying so much
about our department?

There is no hierarchy here.

We're different departments.

So just stay
in your lane, kevin.

- You're so rude.

- Coming up...
- Oh...

- Just lay down and rest.
- We need an ice pack and water.

- Her safety is
my biggest concern.

I wanna make sure
this woman doesn't die.

- Get brandy off the beach
and then get her back here.

[ moaning ]

- you're so rude.
- No. You haven't seen rude.

- No. You're rude. I don't care.

You're rude.
I'm telling you now.

This level of what you
said about me is very rude.

That's what I'm saying.

- Well, how can I help?
What can I do for the guests?

- That's okay.
The guests are okay.

- Do you want me to carry
some platters out right now?

- Look here, guys.
- There we go.

- Do you just want
to take a picture of everything

that comes back today?

And then we know exactly
what we're doing.

- No. I want to just make...
- Because that's every day.

- No. I want to just make
this coffee for this guest.

I want to go out there.
I want to talk to my stewardess.

I want to talk to the guests
and I want to just...

I don't need to take a picture.

I just want to see
what's out there.

- No. Actually,
she doesn't need to.

She's been outside.

- Okay, guys,
you're all over it.

- Thanks, though.

- Why don't you mind your
own damn business, kevin?

I've got a couple photos
you can take.

I'm gonna go check
on the guests.

Do I smell bad?
I just came right out of bed.

I didn't shower.

I thought the boat
was going down.

- No. It's all good.
- Okay.

- Good morning.
- How are you?

- How did you sleep?
- Comfy comfy.

- Would you like a mimosa?
- Yeah.

I need to jump in
with the girls.

- Abby.
- How was your sleep?

- Getting just enough
sleep, I think.

- Yeah.

Kevin and simone kind
of fought this morning.

Simone was doing
the service by herself.

The client came in to the galley

to actually get her drink
and try to get like silverware.

- Oh, sh--.
- That looks delicious.

Is there any booze in there?
- Of course, there is.

- That doesn't look
good on anybody.

- Kevin was like,
"that's ----ing embarrassing."

- fair enough.
- Yeah.

- I'll have two eggs over easy.
- Sure.

- When I went there
to take the trash out,

I could feel that there
was some kind of...

- Tension?
- Tension happening in there.

- Need to get oranges.

- With simone this morning,
I overreacted.

And this isn't her fault.
This is kate's fault.

This is a reflection
of her leadership,

so what are you gonna do?

Are you gonna have this
grudge for the whole trip?

Are you just gonna bite
the bullet and apologize?

Hey, I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry.
- Oh, okay.

- I'm really sorry.

- But I feel like
I forgive too easily.

I'll try not to react.
- I'm so sorry...

- Things have been.
- [bleep]

- yeah.
- Okay, thanks.

Now leave me alone so
I can get on with our day.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- We'll be good.

- I'm sorry I was
a little messed up last...

- No, it's okay.

- Go ahead and put
the tramp out and the unicorn.

- Okay.
- No skis and no rock wall.

- Perfect.

- Gotta find the hole
to stick it in.

- Okay, yeah.

- When I get this platform tidy,

we can start packing it
for the beach setup.

- Yeah.
- Let that puppy go!

- Cheers!

- Let's see how long
you guys can last.

- Perfect.

- Order up!

- Pardon?
- Is that an order?

- It's on the pad.

- Hey, what's up?
What's with the attitude?

- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

- I'm just saying it's
on the pad like you asked.

I didn't start
this morning this way.

I'm just going with
the vibe of the morning

that I was called into.

- Okay, I have
apologized now, kate,

so we're back on track, okay?

- You did?
- Yes.

- Not to me!

- Okay, well, I'm sorry, kate,

for waking you up
and you didn't get your shower.

- I'd rather not have
a snarky apology.

Let's just do the job
because this is

unnecessary drama,
all of it.

I've tolerated his quirks.

I had all the meetings,
but now I'm pissed.

I'm done playing nice.
I'm gonna do me now.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- You know how all
chefs are crazy?

- Yeah.

- Kevin and simone
had an exchange

that was...
He just got real...

About like get the platters out!

He starts worrying about
things past the galley.

- He needs to learn how
to stay in his lane.

- Yep.

I'm gonna go down
and freshen up.

Don't smell.

- Happy Saturday...Or Tuesday.

Odelay.

- Richard, you need
to lock her down.

We are not here to babysit.

- I'm just glad
she's so relaxed.

- Hey, kevin, let's talk
lunch whenever you're ready.

- I'm ready.
- Okay. What are we serving?

- Brie sandwiches and
then sumac and carrot salad

and like a broccoli sultana
and pineapple salad.

- You go just
to the left of that.

There's some shady area,
so you're gonna utilize

as much of that shade
as you possibly can.

- Copy.

- In thailand, they have
such a great selection

of small beaches
that you can go to.

The guests feel like they
have their own private island.

And who the hell
doesn't like that?

- We're looking to set
up a nice beach picnic

right over that shade.
- Perfect.

- So it'll be at 2:00.
- Great.

- Kate, kate, ashton?

We're busy loading the
root now with chairs,

tables, gear...
- Oh, sh--!

- Brian and tanner will set up

and then we will come back and
receive the food from you guys.

- Thank you.

- I'd like to go over
with you to set the table

so that when the food
comes over, it's ready.

- Copy that.

- Okay, I'm gonna go
set up your lines.

I'll see you guys
in a little bit.

- All right.

To the beach!

- Do you see any rocks?
- Just them.

- Looks like there's
rocks up there, though.

That's gonna be a bit tricky.

So I'm going for the left of
that rock that's sticking out.

All right.
- Yay.

- Make sure our boat
doesn't float away.

- Can I see how many chairs
fit just along the side?

- Can we get to five?
- Yeah.

- Cute.

- Oh, it's too hot.

- Look at that water
moving down there

and then we're gonna go...
Like this!

[ laughs ]

- courtney, courtney, kate?
- Go ahead, kate.

- Yeah, what's the status
of the guests?

Are they sliding,
swimming, drinking?

What are they up to?
- All of the above, kate.

- All right. Thank you.

Hey, guys, I'm good here.

You can go back and
get all the cooler bags.

I'd like kevin's food,
the serving utensils,

ice and water and wine.

- All right, cool.
- Kevin, kevin, kate?

Brian and ashton are
coming back to the boat

to grab the food
if you're ready.

- I sure am.

- [bleep] I think the tide's
going out, dude.

- [bleep]
we're beached!

[bleep]
oh, jesus.

- The tide in thailand
goes back extremely quickly

and I'm just like [bleep].

- One, two, three!

- One, two, three...
[bleep].

If we can't get this
tender back into the water,

captain lee's gonna
have my ass.

[bleep], let's go again.

One, two, three!

- Jesus.
One, two, three!

[bleep]
oh, you're ----ing joking.

- Kev, is that cooler ready?
- Yeah.

- You boys need some help?

- We're pretty beached, kate!

- If they can't get this
tender off the rocks,

there will be no
thai beach picnic.

- They're just about ready
to start taking you to lunch.

- I'm starving.

- Captain lee's gonna be pissed.

The charter guests
are gonna be pissed.

- One, two, three...
[ grunts ]

- why is this taking so long?

The food's just
sitting there in the sun.

- Everything's
gonna be melted in the cooler.

[ grunts ]

- we're in trouble.

- One, two, three.

Gotta get it over here.
- Yeah.

One, two...

- They're just about ready
to start taking you to lunch.

- Thank you.
- Okay, let's go.

- I'm starving.

- Again, one...

- All right, from the back!

Keep going, keep going,
keep going.

Let's just walk this ----ing in.

- Good job, guys.
That's amazing.

- I'm glad it was brian
next to me and not anybody else.

Can you imagine
like abbi with me?

I don't know what
I would have done.

- That was so sexy.

Right into those arms.

- Think they're coming.

- Let's do this, boy!

- I'll get the booties
and everything.

- All right.
- We can kayak in.

Do you wanna kayak in?
- Yeah, absolutely.

As long as I got
a bag of beer and a kayak...

- Be happy!
- Here you go.

- Put that stuff
on the floor, bud.

- What the [bleep]?

- Oh...

- Kelly, is that you?

Let me help you to the cot
in the back.

These guests are gone.

Watch your knee.

It's their charter,
their time to have fun.

But this is at another level.

- There you go. Perfect.

- He's kayaking?

- Yeah, pushing you off.
Lead the way!

- All right, is that
all the guests?

Thanks, abbs.
See you soon.

- No problem.
- Kate, we are on our way.

- Copy.

- It's so beautiful, you guys!

Wow!

- Wooh!

- Just don't sit on
a sea-urchin.

- Oh, my gosh!

The first thing is coming
through the rocks.

- This is like rock climbing,
but in the ocean.

- Would you like
some rose, helen?

- Yes.

- You guys are
welcome to sit down

and we can start
serving the food.

So we have kind of
an italian sandwich,

broccoli and pine nut
cold salad.

- Perfect.
Thank you.

- Do you think brandy
might want to lay down?

- She's good, she's good.
- Okay.

I'll wait for your call.

- Oh, wow,
it's like seriously good.

Good idea.

- Brandy, are you hungry?
Let's put your chair up.

Come on.
Let's put her chair up.

- I'll get it.

- Like seriously.

- Me.
- Come on, sweetheart.

There you go. Eat some food.

- Like, seriously.

- Have some water.
- You wanna lay down?

You wanna lay down
on the blanket?

- Have some water.

- Being a lifeguard
most of my adult life,

I'm used to seeing people
intoxicated getting into water.

This is something
totally different.

You know, I could give
a [bleep]

about the guests eating lunch.

Her safety is my biggest
concern at this point.

I want to make sure
this woman doesn't die.

I just want to put
this underneath her neck.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Ashton, ashton, kate?
- Hey, kate.

- I do think
that you should come back

to the beach for brandy.

Maybe get her
in air conditioning.

- Kate, kate, lee?
- Go ahead.

- I've been monitoring
the conversation.

I'm gonna figure out a way
to get brandy off the beach

and then get her back here.

- Copy.
- Something's obviously wrong.

She needs medical attention
and she needs it fast.

- Hey, brandy?

Tanner and brian are gonna
put you in a kayak now, okay?

- It's pretty rough out there.

Let's just get her in
as quick as possible.

- All right.
- I'm sorry.

- ...And now
the proverbial sh--

is about to
hit the proverbial fan.

- Next on "below deck"...

- [bleep]

- brian tried to use
the davit and broke it.

Difficult and expensive repair.

- [bleep]

I am a little worried that
I could get fired for this.

- All right, let's go.

- Number seven.
- [bleep]

- don't you want
to impress your boss?

- I think brian and courtney
are goin' to [bleep].

- You're here to be a deckhand.

Where the [bleep]
do you get off?

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