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[Gophers chirping]
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[Fire crackling]
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[Rock music begins]
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Hello fellow students. Haha
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For the first time ever, I'm your host, Greg Young, for the school radio
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Unfortunately the last host is in the slammer after that weird incident with... Uh...
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The Stabbing
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But I'd just like to take this opprotunity to welcome all of my fellow freshman
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as we begin our careers at this wonderful university
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Ah. And now, time for your morning jams
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[Rock music intensifies]
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[Soft piano music]
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What did you say?
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I think it's best if I leave now
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Don't you?
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No, no, no. Before that you said something about leaving, what was it?
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Goodbye, Will
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No, that wasn't it
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She broke up with me
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I know
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Your girlfriend, Calamity, broke up with you last week
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I heard you the first hundred times
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Can we talk about me now?
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She broke up with me...
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My date with Suzy went perfectly dreadful, thank you for asking
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I just don't know what went wrong
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Me neither, she wouldn't put out at all
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What?
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Oh... I'm... I'm sorry, Izzy. How did your date go with...
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What was her name? Sally?
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It went great, thanks
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What's on this sandwich?
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[Izzy] Hot sauce
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And that's not a sandwich, that's a cookie
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You OK, Will?
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Yeah, I'm fine...
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Gimme that!
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Didn't Calamity give this to you last year?
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No
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Listen. As your best friend and your roomate, I've got to level with you
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You're seriously starting to bum me out
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Remeber the date I brought over the other night, Jennifer?
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Yeah
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Well, she spent almost the entire time comforting you and not making out with me
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She was sweet
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Yeah, but so bad in bed
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You're missing the point
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I am?
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Yes!
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You have to get over Calamity, man. It's been a whole month!
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We've been dating since freshman year of highschool
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How do you expect me to get over four years just like that?
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I used to suck dick freshman year
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You grow out of these things!
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It's not the same thing
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I've got an idea
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Follow me
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Leave it!
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I said, leave it!
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It was an anniversary present, come on
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From Calamity! Exactly!
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That's why you can't have it
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It's toxic for you
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It's like a hot iron around your neck
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burning the idea that you might get back together with her into your mind
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Yeah, but we might get back together
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See!
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Wait
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Is that my... Is that my phone?
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How did you get that?
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Honey, pickpocketing you is like taking guns from a liberal
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Have you heard of Tinder?
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Yeah
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Well that's exactly what you need
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Someone to help you get over Calamity
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I don't know...
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Come on! It'll be great
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Ok, we just have to update your account...
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Wait, you... already installed it on my phone?
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Yeah...
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It's easier to get the straight ones if I pretend to be a guy at first
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Wait, you... you pretended to be me?
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How often do you have my phone?
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I'm your roomate, not a saint
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Here! Profile picture!
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Hey!
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Youch... Maybe not that one...
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OK, here
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Eh, OK
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Uh... Describe yourself
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I'm lost
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My life has no purpose
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She left me and now I have nothing left
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I'm just a loose collection of
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Punk-emo song lyrics and a future in alcoholism
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Working at a dead-end job until and inevitably early death...
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How about
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"six-four"
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OK, and?
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Oh, that's it
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I'm not even that tall
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[ding] Hey, you've already got a match
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Yeah, but isn't she dating that guy from Alpha Alpha Alpha?
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[Frat Dudes in distance] Alpha! Alpha! Alpha!
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Maybe, but trust me she gets around and boy can that girl...
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Yeah... Yeah... That's enough...
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Thanks
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Enough?
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Come on, you can't give up yet!
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What about...
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Cheryl Thomas! She has a dog, that's an instant turn on right?
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Nah, her nose is too big
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That's like the hundredth time you've said that!
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Not all their noses can be too big
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I'm sorry, but I'm not just going to give up on Calamity
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I still love her
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She might still come around
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Give me that!
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I'm going to put this right here, under the skull of Andrew Jackson
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And you better not touch it
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You remeber what happened last time someone touched my prized skull
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You made out with them?
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No! After that
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You had sex with them?
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Before that!
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I think I'm lost
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I gave her a black eye, Will.
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A black eye
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Calamity has such pretty eyes
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Ugh, you need to get over her!
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I have an idea
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You know the yearly bonfire put on by Alpha Alpha Alpha?
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[Frat Dudes in backyard] Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha!
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Stay the hell out of our yard!
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It'd be perfect
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You could throw the necklace into the bonfire and be done with it
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It's metaphorical or something
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You like that kind of shit, right?
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I don't know, that doesn't sound like a very good idea
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At least think about it, OK?
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[Will] Nope
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So you're not stalking Calamity?
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Nope
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Really? Because it looks
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like you're using my spy-ear to listen in on her conversation
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Why do you even have this thing?
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That's besides the point
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Anyway, have you given any more thought to the whole bonfire thing?
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Shh, shh, she's talking
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[Izzy trailing off] I just think it would be really good for....
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Uh, huh
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Uh, huh
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So where is this bonfire thing anyway?
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Huh
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Ok, yeah. I'll... I'll see you there
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[Snapping] [Izzy] Are you even listening to me?
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Yeah, um...
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Yeah
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I think your bonfire thing is a really good idea
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Really? Because just a minute ago you said...
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Yeah, yeah, I know. I wasn't thinking clearly
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I think it'd be a really go idea for me to go and... uh...
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Burn the necklace?
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Burn the neckalce! What are you talking about? I mean...
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Yeah, yeah, uh
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I think that's a really good idea. I'm glad we're on the same page now
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Me too, I think it's really good that you're going to go
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There's no way you're going
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I've asked everyone I know
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These Alpha Alpha Alpha...
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[Frat Dudes in distance] Alpha! Alpha! Alpha!
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These... Triple-A events are really exclusive
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If you don't get an invitation there's no way you can go
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All my contacts in the fraternity are...
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Angry at me to sya the least
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There's got to be someway to get them to notice me
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That's it, I've got an idea
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Alpha Alpha Alpha...
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Alpha! Alpha! Alpha!
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Don't you have anything better to do?
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Anyway, the fraternity is putting on a talent show
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If you win, they have to invite you
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Izzy...
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You know I can't perform in front of an audience
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Not since...
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The incident
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You know you have to
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You're right
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[music intensifies] But this may be the hardest thing I've ever had to do
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You know?
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It wasn't that bad
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Not at all. You really surprised me
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I didn't think you could give such a touching rendition of "My Heart Will Go On"
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Yeah
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Hey... Uh...
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[Will] Uh Will
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Whatever
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I just wanted to let you know that... Uh... Those weren't tears during your song
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I...I had something in my eye
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Well, I'm glad you liked it
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Can I go to the bonfire?
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Do you have any idea what you're asking?
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Our holy order does not take kindly to outsiders like you
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Come on man, there's something I can do
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You live with that Izzy chick, right?
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Yeah
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I want to teach her a lesson
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I want you to steal her skull
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Her skull?
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The skull of the Andrew Jackson that has been passed down in her family for generations
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Why? What did she do to you?
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I'd uh... Rather not talk about it
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That is literally the one thing in this world that she cares about
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She brags about it to everyone
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What could possibly justify me stealing it?
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She uh...
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She slept with my girlfriend
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[Will] What?
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She slept with my girlfriend
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God... She'd hate me
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Well if you want to go to the bonfire, that's what you've got to do
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Fine, fine, I'll do it
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OK
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And you better bring it
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Or else
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Well? How'd it go?
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I'm in
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[Piano music begins]
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[Izzy] What are you doing?
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Uh... Nothing
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You're stealing my skull
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Yeah
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Frat dude said I couldn't come to the bonfire unless I stole your skull
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Something about wanting revenge for you sleeping with his girlfriend
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Oh yeah...
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But... This is serious
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You, my only confidant
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Are stealing my skull
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My family heirloom, the skull of Andrew Jackson
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The only thing in this world that I care about
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[Izzy] Take it
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What?
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You need to get over Calamity and if this is going to help you do that, then
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Take it
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But you owe me
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and you know that is not something that I take lightly
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[Izzy] It's just a stupid piece of platsic anyway
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[Intense piano music begins]
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[Fire crackling and people chattering in the background]
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[Greg over the radio] Hello! I'm your host, Greg Young
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And I don't know about you, but
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I am getting excited
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Halloween is just around the corner and in celebration
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Joshua Andrews is throwing a Halloween party and all are invited
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Maybe I should throw a party sometime
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In recent news
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Dr. Stanford is making a slow but steady recovery from her unfortunate stab wound earlier this year
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Keep her in your hearts as we play something a bit more relaxing for her
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This one's for you
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[Will] Come on out here, Calamity!
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Come on out
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What?
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Are you scared of me?
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Why don't you send your new boyfriend on out here?
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Huh?
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I can take him
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Why won't those break?
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[Izzy] Will, get in
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Izzy? Is that you?
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Hey!
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Come on! Throw some bottles with me, it's Calamity's house
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Do you know what time it is?
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Time for revenge
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No. It's about 5 am on a wednesday
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[Izzy] You frantically texted me, telling me to come help
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Burn this bitch to the ground
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You see there was a change in plans
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I couldn't find a lighter
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That's probably for the best, your breath smells flammable
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Did you drink all of those?
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Well, you see
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I can drink a lot of beer over the course of two weeks
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But yes, I did drink all of that last night
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Who gets drunk off beer?
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I'm allowed a vice or two
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Or twenty
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Hey, I am over Calamity, fire rain down upon her
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What else do you want me to do?
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I don't know! Maybe not commit attempted property damage
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[Izzy] And I may have some bad news for you
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This is isn't Calamity's house
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It's not Calamity's house? What are you...
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Shit
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Sorry about that, ma'am. Just got to get him back to the mental institution
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Isabelle?
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That's my name. Do I know you?
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It's Lily
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From high school?
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How could you not remember me?
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[Lily] Huh
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You know...
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You meant more to me than any other person
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I'm glad to know those feeling were reciprocated
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Uh... I'm... I'm sorry
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Screw you
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You know?
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All things considered
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That could have gone worse
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[Will] Let's get out of here
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Yeah
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[Intense music begins]
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[Dull thud]
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[Dull thud]
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I swear, Will. Throw one more and we are going to find out which is gonna break first
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This bottle or your head
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Sorry about that Izzy. It's just
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It's the only thing I've found that will get you out of that walking coma you've been in since this morning
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Well, what do you want then?
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I was just wondering, could you like
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Set me up on a blind date with someone you know or something?
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I'm not sure I know any blind girls
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Ha ha. That's very funny, but I'm serious
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I'm moving past Calamity
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Strike her with lighting
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And I'm ready to put myself back out there
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I'm not cupid. Why don't you just use Tinder?
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[Sigh]
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Nobody mayched with me...
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Well, I can't do magic, Will
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I don't need magic I'm just a little out of practice
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You're just gonna have to get a girl to fall for you the old fashioned way
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[Both snicker]
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Ok, fine, fine
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The girl I'm going on a date with tomorrow has a straight sister
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I don't know if she's single, but I can ask if she's interested in going on a double date
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How's that?
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That'd be great, but I thought you said your date was tonight?
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[Softly] Shit
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Are you sure she's not blind?
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Izzy, we're here
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[Sigh]
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Don't you dare!
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Worked, didn't it?
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Come on, let's go. We're already late
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I just... don't know what the problem is. I'm just so nervous
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It's understandable
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This is my first date with someone new in four years
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I'm more nervous than I've ever been
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Well of course you're nervous, but this is me we're talking about
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The poets write epics about my conquests. I don't just get nervous
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Maybe you're becoming more like a normal human
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Just don't mess this up for me, OK?
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[Will] You haven't even told me anything about these girls
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What's to tell, they're eligible and cute
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At least give me something... Like a name
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Whitney and Brittany! Now let's go, we're gonna be late
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I just said that
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[Whitney] And that's when I said
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At how acrobatic your mother is
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[Awkward laughter]
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[Will's deafening lonliness embodied by a laugh]
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[Brittany] Anyway, I feel like we've been doing all the talking
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Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
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Um... Can I have just a second, with my friend?
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Um... S...Sure
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Sorry
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Will, this is important
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What? What is it?
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Which one is Whitney and which one is Brittany?
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Brittany's the one that...
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No, Whitney's wearing...
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Oh god...
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You can't remember either?
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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Maybe they don't know our names?
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Is everything alright, Izzy?
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Oh, you know my name
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So... What are you... What are you studying?
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What am I studying?
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I am... Studying... Names!
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And I... Definitely know yours
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I... I never forget people...
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Ever
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Huh...
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So... Haha... What are you studying, Will?
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I'm actually really glad you asked that, because it is really interesting
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[It wasn't] So I study a very particular area of history that studies...
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[Eerie music]
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Excuse me
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[Whitney, I think?] What's this bitch's problem?
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Sorry about that
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[Intense piano music]
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Izzy, what's going on with you?
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Is it that girl from this morning?
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The one whose name you couldn't remember?
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I just... I don't get it. What is wrong with me?
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How can I affect someone that much and not even remeber them?
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I meant the world to her, and I couldn't even remember her name
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[Sigh] I have been with a lot of women
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Are all of them out there right now just hating me?
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Is that the price I have to pay to just have a little bit of fun?
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Why? I...
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It's not like I lie to them
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They should understand that it's just... Casual
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What's so wrong with that?
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Izzy... I...
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I don't know what to say
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[Sigh] Well
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I totally ruined tonight for you so
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I'll talk to her and I'll get you a proper date
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[Will] Izzy
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And I'll learn her damn name
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You know?
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I've got an idea
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00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,415
It's nothing revolutionary, but...
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You know that Halloween party that's this weekend?
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I feel like it would be really good for you to go and you know...
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Unwind, forget your problems
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[Sigh] You're right, it can't hurt
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[Party music begins]
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[Sounds of people chatting and having a good time]
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You seem to pretty to be a wall-flower
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Come dance with me
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[Music fades out as the fountain grows louder]
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It's weird seeing you without your hat
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00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:07,790
No! I like it
427
00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:09,304
Aw... Thanks
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This is actually kind of cute
429
00:23:14,236 --> 00:23:17,062
I'm glad you think so. My roomate thought I was crazy
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I like it
431
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,567
I haven't been to a library in so long
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00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,238
I can't believe I've been missing out on such classics as
433
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,534
What to say when you talk to yourself
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Thank you very much [Both laugh]
435
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,725
Are you ok?
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00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,721
Have you ever... Hurt someone
437
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,266
And felt like there was nothing you could do about it?
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Like... Maybe if they just felt how you felt, or saw what you saw
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00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,482
It would be alright, but
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00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,693
They don't. And it isn't
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00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,572
I have, yeah
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00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,783
I just... I don't know what I'm doing wrong
443
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I'm not a bad person, I just...
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00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,539
Do what I do and people get hurt
445
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,388
It's not your fault
446
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,547
You don't control people's feelings
447
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,801
You don't make them care for you
448
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,512
They make that decision all on their own
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00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,808
The only thing you can do
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00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:38,310
Is just
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Be yourself
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And know that one day
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00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,358
That'll be enough
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I had a great time tonight, Will
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Give me a call some time
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[Magical lesbian music begins]
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00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,745
Izzy is that you?
458
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:43,416
Remember when you said you owed me for the skull thing?
459
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,416
Yeah?
460
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,752
[Magical lesbian music intensifies]
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00:26:06,486 --> 00:26:09,150
[Birds chirping]
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[Greg over radio] Hello!
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00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:16,992
And this is a special broadcast from me, your host, Greg Young
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I would just like to invite everyone to a house party I will be throwing
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in two weeks time.
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There will be plenty of pizza and beer
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00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,127
so stop by and have some fun
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[pen clicks, paper crumples]
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[Greg on radio] Also, the student board would like me to remind everyone
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that stabbing your professors willl not excuse you from midterms
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and that Dr. Stanford is expected to make a full recovery
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00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,598
from her second set of stabbing wounds
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[paper crumples]
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[Greg on radio] Thank you, and have a marvelous day
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What is this?
476
00:26:47,129 --> 00:26:48,129
What is what?
477
00:26:48,129 --> 00:26:51,568
This monstrosity that you've cursed our table with.
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00:26:53,908 --> 00:26:55,155
Ohhh, that.
479
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,324
That's just something I picked up from the thrift store the over day.
480
00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,368
Table felt like... Just felt like it needed something.
481
00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:02,162
Yeah, you know what? You're right.
482
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,872
It does need something.
483
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,124
I know exactly what it needs.
484
00:27:06,384 --> 00:27:09,294
But since that is lost in the forest somewhere
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00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,421
among the embers of a certain bonfire
486
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,423
I just really don't think that this
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belongs here
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00:27:15,006 --> 00:27:16,551
[scoffs] That's really rich
489
00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:19,095
You trying to tell me what does and doesn't belong here
490
00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:20,597
Because I can think of a really good example
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00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,016
of something you brought home recently that doesn't belong
492
00:27:23,193 --> 00:27:24,193
What?
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00:27:28,953 --> 00:27:31,775
Will, can I have a word with you in the kitchen please?
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00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:35,403
[Izzy sighs] Will, I...
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00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:36,863
[Izzy sighs again]
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I have just been having
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00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:44,621
a really tough couple of weeks
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00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:48,375
and... I'm not saying that Calamity is the answer to all my problems
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00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:53,046
but... she... makes me feel good
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I... really need somebody like her right now
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00:27:58,462 --> 00:27:59,302
No offense
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I just need someone more than a friend right now
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00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:06,267
Things just... Aren't the way they used to be
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00:28:06,714 --> 00:28:10,438
Things that used to make sense to me... Just don't anymore
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00:28:11,455 --> 00:28:13,149
I feel so...
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unsure of myself
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00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,696
But this... This makes sense to me
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One of Calamity's famous notes
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00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,910
Are you even listening to me?
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00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,662
[mockingly] I cooked something for dinner tonight
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[disgusted] Love, Calamity
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Can you not read those? They're private
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00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:31,918
Why doesn't she just text like a normal person?
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00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:32,918
Will, listen
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00:28:32,918 --> 00:28:36,339
I've known you for years. Your friendship is really important to me
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00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,050
but this relationship is important to me, too
517
00:28:39,248 --> 00:28:41,636
And I just need to know that you can handle it
518
00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:43,263
Okay, look. It's just...
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00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:47,183
it's really weird. My best friend and my ex-girlfriend...
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00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,018
like, together? Dating?
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00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,229
Like, I... I just need some time, okay?
522
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:53,440
So you're not gonna be a dick about this?
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00:28:54,431 --> 00:28:56,401
When have I ever been a dick?
524
00:28:57,690 --> 00:29:01,448
Okay, fair enough... But... [Will sighs]
525
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,241
I'll be okay, alright?
526
00:29:10,604 --> 00:29:11,791
Will!
527
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,960
Will, wait up
528
00:29:14,555 --> 00:29:15,128
What?
529
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:15,706
Slow down!
530
00:29:15,706 --> 00:29:16,838
I have to get to class.
531
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,673
You don't have another class today
532
00:29:18,822 --> 00:29:21,134
Don't you just have to wait for me to drive you home?
533
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,343
What's wrong?
534
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,970
[Will sighs] Nothing's wrong
535
00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:26,848
Is it because Calamity was in class with us?
536
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,683
We were just holding hands!
537
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,769
Well that was some pretty damn sensual hand holding!
538
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,730
Sensual?? What are you even talking about?
539
00:29:34,226 --> 00:29:36,107
You said you'd be okay with this!
540
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:39,360
Well... Look, you're doing it again! Get a room.
541
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,737
You are impossible.
542
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:41,737
Izzy...
543
00:29:41,737 --> 00:29:44,532
Impossible? This is not about you and Calamity
544
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,826
Will... Maybe this isn't the best time
545
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,370
No. You know what? I think this is a great time
546
00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:50,830
What is it about then?
547
00:29:51,549 --> 00:29:54,167
It's about the... It's about the...
548
00:29:54,762 --> 00:29:56,002
That's what I thought.
549
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,714
Why can't you just get over yourself and be happy for me?
550
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,590
Should I leave?
551
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,758
[Will] Yes!
[Izzy] No!
552
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,344
It's fine. I'll just catch you later, okay?
553
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,264
Let's just hang. You and me.
554
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,475
Will's just being rude right now
555
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,728
Me rude? I am not the one who betrayed my best friend
556
00:30:16,471 --> 00:30:18,566
Please... I can just come by later...
557
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,610
No, we are figuring this out right now
558
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,610
Will, wait
559
00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:22,695
What do you two want?
560
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,405
Really, I should just go
561
00:30:25,621 --> 00:30:28,910
Will, I did not betray you. You said you were over her
562
00:30:29,304 --> 00:30:30,411
Look, I'm trying
563
00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:32,247
You said you were over her!
564
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,040
Well maybe I lied, okay??
565
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:38,711
Look. You kept telling me that I needed to get over her, and I am trying my hardest
566
00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:41,464
but my feelings for her aren't just going to go away overnight
567
00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:44,551
and it doesn't get any easier if she's around here all the time
568
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,804
Well... That's... Just the way it has to be right now
569
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,765
Look... I want to feel happy for you
570
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:54,394
but it's just... Calamity, you know what I'm trying to say, right?
571
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:57,146
Shit.
572
00:31:07,969 --> 00:31:11,411
[bittersweet piano music begins]
573
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,880
[Izzy sighs]
574
00:31:19,048 --> 00:31:20,048
Izzy?
575
00:31:21,349 --> 00:31:22,797
[Will sighs]
576
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,016
[magical lesbian music begins]
577
00:31:42,559 --> 00:31:44,197
[fountain bubbling]
578
00:31:44,197 --> 00:31:45,197
Calamity.
579
00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:46,696
Calamity... I'm...
580
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,406
so sorry about that
581
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,199
I don't know what came over him
582
00:31:51,115 --> 00:31:52,327
Calamity...
583
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:07,926
My parents made me enroll here.
584
00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:09,610
What?
585
00:32:12,921 --> 00:32:15,099
[bittersweet piano music plays]
586
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,352
I wanted to go to USC
587
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,020
[water splashes]
588
00:32:19,553 --> 00:32:22,899
But... they said I'd never get in
589
00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:26,152
So... They sent me here
590
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:29,072
Calamity... What are you talking about?
591
00:32:32,192 --> 00:32:36,204
I don't think I can be the person that you want me to be
592
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,539
What do you mean, who you want me to be?
593
00:32:39,529 --> 00:32:42,961
I heard you talking to Will in the kitchen this morning...
594
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,046
and I'm so afraid that I--
595
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,632
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about Will
596
00:32:48,165 --> 00:32:51,302
I know he hasn't warmed back up to you yet... But, he will
597
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,096
He just... Needs time
598
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:54,305
Izzy...
599
00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:59,060
You said yourself that you can't control sombody else's feelings
600
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,980
It's not your fault that Will's mad at you
601
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,440
You are... amazing
602
00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:07,068
And Will knew that at one point
603
00:33:07,782 --> 00:33:09,195
and now I do
604
00:33:10,339 --> 00:33:12,865
You mean so much to me, Calamity
605
00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:15,576
I just... Don't want Will to get in the way of that
606
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,446
He isn't
607
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,789
I'm glad
608
00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:22,583
I... I've gotta go
609
00:33:24,634 --> 00:33:27,296
We're still having dinner together later, right?
610
00:33:28,985 --> 00:33:32,218
I... I think so. Yeah
611
00:33:43,236 --> 00:33:45,398
[cars come and go]
612
00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:56,075
[phone rings]
613
00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,995
[Izzy's voicemail begins] Hey bitch, leave a message
614
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:02,206
Hey Izzy, it's Will...
615
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:06,210
Um... I'm sure you didn't forget, but I'm waiting at our normal pick up spot
616
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:10,965
Uh... If you could please hurry... It's getting pretty cold
617
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:14,427
Uh, give me a call whenever you get this, I guess
618
00:34:17,273 --> 00:34:19,640
[voicemail beeps] Hey bitch, leave a message
619
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,854
Hey Izzy. I'm sure you didn't forget me... C'mon
620
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:27,148
[voicemail beeps] Hey bitch, leave a message
621
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:29,942
Hey Izzy. It's your old pal Will...
622
00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:35,109
I just wanna let you know... I totally forgive you for forgetting me
623
00:34:35,109 --> 00:34:39,327
Just... Please hurry up. It's getting really cold out
624
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,162
[voicemail beeps] Hey bitch, leave a message
625
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:45,374
Hey Izzy... I'm freezing. Please...
626
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,374
[voicemail beeps] Izzy...
627
00:34:46,374 --> 00:34:47,374
[voicemail beeps] Izzy!
628
00:34:47,374 --> 00:34:48,374
[voicemail beeps] Izzy...
629
00:34:48,374 --> 00:34:48,961
[voicemail beeps]
630
00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:49,961
[Will sighs]
631
00:34:52,913 --> 00:34:54,926
Izzy... I'm gonna walk home now
632
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:59,680
[shivering] I s-swear to God, if I f-freeze to death I'm gonna h-haunt your ass f-forever
633
00:35:12,853 --> 00:35:15,307
[car approaches]
634
00:35:16,688 --> 00:35:18,032
Calamity?
635
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,704
Get a phone!
636
00:35:32,048 --> 00:35:36,050
[hopeful piano music plays]
637
00:35:50,998 --> 00:35:53,442
[Izzy's fingers tapping on table]
638
00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:56,320
[somber piano music plays]
639
00:35:59,835 --> 00:36:04,495
[phone rings]
640
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,832
[voicemail beeps] Hey, it's Will. If you're calling I'm probably busy.
641
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,542
Leave a message, I guess
642
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,211
Hey, uh... Have you seen Calamity anywhere?
643
00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:14,297
Just... wondering
644
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,049
Call me if you see her, I guess
645
00:36:19,570 --> 00:36:21,137
[Izzy sighs]
646
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,935
[dramatic piano music plays]
647
00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:29,395
[owl hoots, crickets chirp]
648
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:31,898
[door opens and shuts]
649
00:36:32,075 --> 00:36:33,149
Will?
650
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,149
Izzy
651
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,444
God, Will, am I glad to see you
652
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,821
I've been calling you! Why didn't you pick up?
653
00:36:39,744 --> 00:36:42,533
I'm sorry, why didn't I pick up? That's rich
654
00:36:42,923 --> 00:36:46,120
I was just wondering if you'd seen Calamity anywhere
655
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,124
She was supposed to have dinner with me and then she never showed up
656
00:36:50,515 --> 00:36:52,627
No. I haven't seen her
657
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,545
Why would you bother calling about something like that?
658
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:57,965
You should have just texted. It would have been easier for me to ignore
659
00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,551
I know... I just...
660
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:05,765
I wanted to say... that I'm... sorry for not coming to pick you up
661
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:09,685
It was stupid and childish... and there's no excuse for it
662
00:37:10,535 --> 00:37:11,938
I'm sorry, Will
663
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,565
No, you know what? I gotta go
664
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:15,942
You just got here
665
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,485
Yeah, something came up
666
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,362
Okay... See you later...
667
00:37:19,974 --> 00:37:22,031
[door opens and shuts]
668
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,125
[Izzy exhales]
669
00:37:37,431 --> 00:37:38,431
[Izzy sighs]
670
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,592
[hopeful piano music plays]
671
00:37:53,109 --> 00:37:54,272
William
672
00:37:54,729 --> 00:37:56,774
I still love you, Calamity
673
00:37:57,606 --> 00:38:02,113
Will... That is not what I wanted to talk to you about
674
00:38:02,986 --> 00:38:03,986
[Calamity sighs]
675
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:07,451
It's about Izzy
676
00:38:08,183 --> 00:38:09,203
Izzy?
677
00:38:12,155 --> 00:38:14,959
No... No no no. This is about you and me
678
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:16,836
[Calamity sighs]
679
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,423
There is no you and me
680
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:24,927
We are... done
681
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:28,306
But why did you break up with me? I thought things were going so well
682
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,559
[exasperated] It's not about you, Will
683
00:38:34,071 --> 00:38:37,398
Everything is... changing
684
00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:47,241
Things that used to make me feel... good...
685
00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:52,455
just... They just don't, anymore
686
00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:58,169
Couldn't you feel that, too?
687
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,339
[Calamity sighs]
688
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,175
You and me...
689
00:39:06,005 --> 00:39:08,012
It just didn't...
690
00:39:08,569 --> 00:39:10,306
It didn't feel right
691
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:15,603
[dramatic piano music begins]
692
00:39:33,669 --> 00:39:36,415
You still have that?
693
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:37,875
Yeah...
694
00:39:37,894 --> 00:39:41,837
Izzy wanted me to burn it... at that bonfire, you know
695
00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:44,507
I just... I couldn't bring myself to do it
696
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,510
You were at the bonfire?
697
00:39:48,743 --> 00:39:53,724
It's just... I keep thinking that if I hold onto it tight enough, then maybe...
698
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,601
it'll bring you back to me
699
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:59,188
It just it... it feels like a connection back to the way things were
700
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:01,857
Back when we were all... happy
701
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:04,732
[hopeful piano music plays]
702
00:40:04,732 --> 00:40:07,530
Growing up sucks, huh?
703
00:40:07,714 --> 00:40:08,989
Yeah...
704
00:40:11,236 --> 00:40:13,164
[Calamity sighs]
705
00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:19,041
Anyway... About Izzy... and what I wanted to talk to you about...
706
00:40:19,054 --> 00:40:21,168
[Calamity] I don't think...
[Izzy] Will
707
00:40:21,995 --> 00:40:22,920
Izzy?
708
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,296
What are you doing here?
709
00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:25,840
What am I doing here?
710
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,091
You son of a bitch [slaps]
711
00:40:28,944 --> 00:40:31,345
Okay, look. I can explain. Nothing happened
712
00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:32,388
Calamity, why?
713
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,515
She didn't do anything, okay?
714
00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:38,102
Oh! So I just guess you wrote this note to yourself then, huh?
715
00:40:39,246 --> 00:40:43,399
You know, in case you were wondering, this is what real betrayal looks like
716
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,026
You couldn't just let me be happy with her
717
00:40:46,104 --> 00:40:47,695
Oh, get off your high horse
718
00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:50,739
All of the women in the world and you have to fall for Calamity
719
00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:55,327
You get to be a slut up until the moment it has to do with somebody I care about
720
00:40:56,243 --> 00:40:58,664
Why couldn't you just keep your gay little hands to yourself?
721
00:41:03,201 --> 00:41:05,880
Izzy... I ... I didn't mean that
722
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,174
No, I think you did mean that
723
00:41:10,442 --> 00:41:17,433
I think you mean that you think I can't keep my 'gay little hands' off of any woman that I come across
724
00:41:18,587 --> 00:41:19,894
You know...
725
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,021
I expect this from everybody else
726
00:41:22,657 --> 00:41:28,611
and they can call me a slut... and a whore... and a dyke...
727
00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:32,281
but from you?
728
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:38,662
[Calamity, hysterically] Izzy! Izzy wait!
729
00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:03,437
[The sound of owls and crickets fill the night]
730
00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:42,017
[Song begins] [Singing] I walk with flowers in my hair
731
00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:47,398
[Singing] I walk with birds singin' in my ear
732
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,317
[Singing] I dance on rainy days
733
00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:52,528
[Singing] I laugh my pains away
734
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:57,825
[Singing] I love with all my heart but that don't make me silly
735
00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:02,746
[Singing] I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl
736
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:07,042
[Singing] I ain't just a little stop on your adventure
737
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:11,589
[Singing] I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl
738
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,634
[Singing] I'm a free spirit. That means free from you
739
00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:19,388
[Singing] You walk with such a serious air
740
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:24,685
[Singing] Letting the world know that you just don't care
741
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:29,523
[Singing] And maybe you're sad, or maybe you're lonely
742
00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:33,611
[Singing] Or maybe you're just a little mean
743
00:43:33,807 --> 00:43:37,436
[Singing] Either way it's not up to me
744
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:42,703
[Singing] To show you the light
745
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:46,957
[Singing] Either way it's not up to me
746
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:50,085
[Singing] To fix your broken soul
747
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:56,050
[Singing] Either way it's not up to me
748
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:59,053
[Singing] Don't you know I'm broken too
749
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:04,975
[Singing] I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl
750
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:09,313
[Singing] I ain't just a little stop on your adventure
751
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:13,817
[Singing] I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl
752
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:16,111
[Singing] I'm a free spirit that means
753
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:18,238
[Singing] I'm a free spirit that means
754
00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:22,868
[Singing] This is my journey you're just one wrong step in it
755
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,289
[Singing] And I'm only trying to free me
756
00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:03,158
[Greg over radio] Hello everyone! It's me, Greg Young
757
00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,077
Not that anyone seems to care
758
00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:06,954
No one showed up to my party
759
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:10,082
I had ten pizzas that went completely uneaten
760
00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,334
I am disappointed in you all
761
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:18,215
Anyway, I... I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving break
762
00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:22,428
Those of you not visiting family stop by the cafeteria for a special Thanksgiving meal
763
00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:24,346
Thanks and have a good day
764
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:28,308
Did you put all of this up last night?
765
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:32,604
Yeah... Just... Think of it as a goodwill offering
766
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:35,107
It's Christmas, you know? The time of forgiving and forgetting
767
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,359
It's not even Thanksgiving yet
768
00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:38,694
Have some shame
769
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,033
And that hat looks stupid
770
00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:47,828
[Izzy screaming] You put them outside too?
771
00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:49,413
Calamity, you have got to get Izzy to talk to me
772
00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:51,999
That is the most conversation we've had in two weeks
773
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:53,625
Will...
774
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,253
I don't know how to say this nicely
775
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,505
So I won't
776
00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,258
I don't care
777
00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,887
I didn't get any sleep last night
778
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:10,350
And now... I have to go make sure that Izzy doesn't tear the decorations off the front of the house
779
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,518
[Calamity sighs]
780
00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:26,617
God... Izzy really was my only friend
781
00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:35,194
[Soft piano music begins]
782
00:46:40,286 --> 00:46:47,429
[Phone ringing]
783
00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,722
[Whitney on phone] Hi, it's Whitney
784
00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:50,374
[Whitney on phone] Hello?
785
00:46:50,374 --> 00:46:51,374
[Whitney on phone] Hello?
786
00:46:51,374 --> 00:46:52,374
Oh... Hey...Hey...
787
00:46:54,859 --> 00:46:58,607
[Phone ringing]
788
00:46:58,607 --> 00:46:59,525
[Whitney on phone] Hello?
789
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,527
Whitney... Whitney, It's me, Will
790
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:03,737
[Whitney on phone] Will?
791
00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,614
[Whitney on phone] I... Um...
792
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:08,784
[Whitney on phone] Uh... Now's not really a good time
793
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,328
Well, when would be a good time? I'd love to catch up with you
794
00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:14,039
[Whitney on phone] It's been like... A month
795
00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:16,124
[Whitney on phone] And I've heard nothing from you, Will
796
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:19,086
[Whitney on phone] I don't think there is a good time at this point
797
00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:20,504
What do you mean?
798
00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:22,807
[Some asshole on the phone] Whit, who is it?
799
00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:24,258
[Whitney on phone] One second
800
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,635
[Whitney on phone] I... I gotta go. Bye
801
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:27,635
[Phone disconnects]
802
00:47:29,835 --> 00:47:30,835
[Will sighs]
803
00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:35,310
[Izzy] I don't see why we can't just celebrate one holiday at a time
804
00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:38,647
Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas
805
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,148
In that order
806
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:44,152
I mean, after Thanksgiving it's whatever. It's fair game
807
00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:46,738
Stores can sell whatever the want, but
808
00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:50,409
I just want to celebrate Thanksgiving. Is that too much to ask?
809
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,247
You've been quiet lately. What's going on?
810
00:47:55,939 --> 00:47:56,939
[Calamity sighs]
811
00:47:56,939 --> 00:47:58,584
You could have been nicer to Will this morning
812
00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,584
What?
813
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,421
He was just trying to make the place a little more festive
814
00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:03,922
It just annoys me is all
815
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,050
[Calamity sighs] Well he just put up some lights. It's not a big deal
816
00:48:07,342 --> 00:48:11,263
I wasn't gonna take them down. I just don't want to wear the stupid Santa hat
817
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,265
Well you didn't have to be so angry
818
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:14,016
I'm not!
819
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:15,017
You were
820
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:18,937
Fine. I'll wear the stupid hat if it means that much to you
821
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,524
I'm not even hungry
822
00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:23,942
Calamity what's wrong?
823
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:24,942
[Izzy] Calamity!
824
00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:28,822
[Will] Hey Calamity
825
00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:34,828
What's wrong with her?
826
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:37,205
[Izzy] Leave!
827
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,875
Come on, Izzy. Just talk to me
828
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,169
Fine! I hate you. I hope you die
829
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,003
How's that?
830
00:48:49,190 --> 00:48:51,929
[Piano music begins]
831
00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:15,285
[Will screaming in the stall] Why?
832
00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:16,870
[Will screaming in the stall] Why did I do that?
833
00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:19,498
[Will screaming in the stall] Why am I so stupid?
834
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,625
[Will crying in the stall] Izzy...
835
00:49:23,418 --> 00:49:24,346
Will?
836
00:49:24,346 --> 00:49:25,346
Is that you?
837
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:26,346
[Will] Greg?
838
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,384
[Magical theme begins]
839
00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:49,061
[Izzy sighs]
840
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:55,814
[Twig snaps]
841
00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:15,095
[Greg] Well damn...
842
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:16,095
I gotta say it
843
00:50:16,095 --> 00:50:17,472
You're a dick
844
00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:18,932
A huge dick
845
00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:21,101
Whose side are you on anyway?
846
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:24,604
I was just lashing out 'cause of the Calamity thing. It's not like I actually meant it
847
00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:27,107
Did you even apologize to Izzy?
848
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,360
I got her a Santa hat
849
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,362
So that's a no...
850
00:50:33,488 --> 00:50:34,656
I don't know what to tell you, man
851
00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:35,991
I just...
852
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:39,327
I need Izzy back. She's my only friend
853
00:50:39,953 --> 00:50:41,496
I mean... Except you of course
854
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,624
You just need to apologize to Izzy
855
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,835
[Will sighs] Maybe...
856
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,546
What about Calamity? Do you think there's still a chance there?
857
00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:50,756
Well...
858
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:54,134
[Toilet flushes]
859
00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:05,353
[Sink running water]
860
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,189
Excuse us
861
00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:11,902
We are trying to have a private conversation
862
00:51:13,361 --> 00:51:14,112
Ugh...
863
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,825
[Paper towels being used]
864
00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:23,550
[Bathroom door closes]
865
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:25,290
Anyway...
866
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:28,085
I think you just need to be patient
867
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,879
And maybe Calamity will come back around to you one day
868
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,923
Just gotta wait and see how thing play out
869
00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:35,467
That's it
870
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:36,510
See how things play out!
871
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,512
I've got to go get Izzy's spy ear
872
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:41,473
Not quite what I ment by patience...
873
00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:51,483
Dude, what are they doing?
874
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:52,275
Shh, shh
875
00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:54,361
They're not saying anything. I think something's wrong
876
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:58,949
Do I want to know how you found them so quickly?
877
00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:02,994
No
878
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:12,087
[Soft piano music begins]
879
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,441
I think we need to break up
880
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,200
Calamity
881
00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:46,955
Calamity, if... If there's something wrong then I wanna fix it
882
00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:47,622
You are...
883
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,125
The most important person in the world to me
884
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,293
Izzy, no
885
00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:53,962
Calamity, please...
886
00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,547
Izzy, stop
887
00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:59,593
I'm tired of you idolizing our relationship like we're
888
00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:01,553
Romeo and fucking Juliet
889
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,805
[Izzy] If this has something to do with Will then we can...
890
00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:05,182
Izzy you don't get it!
891
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:10,812
[Calamity] I am not some perfect dream girl here to just magically solve all of your problems
892
00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:12,606
[Calamity sighs]
893
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:19,362
I am not and... never have been the person you want me to be for you
894
00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:26,995
[Calamity] You've been using me to feel better about yourself
895
00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:29,873
and it is... exhausting
896
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,086
I really like you, Izzy, but...
897
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:37,195
I'm tired
898
00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:41,927
It's... It's over
899
00:53:43,261 --> 00:53:45,305
[Izzy] Calamity, please don't go
900
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,518
I think it's best that I leave now
901
00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:52,854
Don't you?
902
00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:53,854
Please
903
00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,671
Goodbye Izzy
904
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,004
Dude... Now's your chance
905
00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:19,673
Calamity is still emotional
906
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,132
She needs a shoulder to cry on
907
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:23,718
Sweep in. This is your opprotunity
908
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:33,288
No...
909
00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:43,863
Well...
910
00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:45,365
Suit yourself
911
00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:54,833
[Will] Izzy
912
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:55,833
Go away
913
00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,711
Look, me and Greg were over there
914
00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:58,920
We heard everything
915
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:00,422
Are you doing alright?
916
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,550
Listen Will, I just need some space right now, OK?
917
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:16,475
[Greg sighs]
918
00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:18,398
Didn't go so well for you either, huh?
919
00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:20,817
Nah, she said she needs space
920
00:55:21,192 --> 00:55:21,817
I just...
921
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:25,613
I don't understand. It feels like everybody that I care about is slipping away from me
922
00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:26,990
Dude, look
923
00:55:27,365 --> 00:55:29,659
Back in high school I was a total loser
924
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:30,659
I mean...
925
00:55:30,908 --> 00:55:31,908
Nobody would talk to me
926
00:55:31,908 --> 00:55:33,246
Nobody would hang out with me
927
00:55:33,621 --> 00:55:34,539
Except for you
928
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,460
And now look at me. I mean, I'm hosting a radio show...
929
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,384
Well, what I'm trying to say is, you know
930
00:55:46,384 --> 00:55:47,384
We're all changing
931
00:55:47,384 --> 00:55:48,845
That's what college is
932
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,931
It's all about trying to find who you truly are
933
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,852
And, you know, that's what Izzy and Calamity are doing too
934
00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:57,604
People change
935
00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,606
Relationships change with them
936
00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:01,483
It sucks, but...
937
00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:03,902
Sometimes you gotta just take it
938
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,571
It'll get better on the other side
939
00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:10,617
[Will sighs] Look, so...
940
00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:13,912
Back when Izzy used to have a really bad break-up
941
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:17,165
She would always tell all the things she hated about the girl to her little skull
942
00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:19,292
Help get things off her chest
943
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:21,586
I just... I wish I had something like that
944
00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:25,090
That's it! I know how to make it up to Izzy
945
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,591
Wait, what? You do?
946
00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:29,928
Yeah, I just gotta go back to where the frat held that bonfire and get her skull back
947
00:56:30,261 --> 00:56:33,515
Wait, isn't that location a super frat secret or something?
948
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,517
Don't they blindfold everybody that goes there
949
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:38,019
Yeah, but I know where the frat forest is, like...
950
00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:39,562
It shouldn't be too hard
951
00:56:39,562 --> 00:56:40,562
I gotta go
952
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:44,150
So next week I'm throwing another party
953
00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:46,653
It's gonna be really cool, you in?
954
00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:49,197
I... I don't know if I'll be free, but we'll see, alright?
955
00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:06,131
Will really is my best friend
956
00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:14,389
[Phone rings]
957
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,435
[Will on the phone] Izzy, I know I've messed up
958
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,437
[Will on the phone] I know I've been a jerk, but I'm so sorry
959
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,480
[Will on the phone] but I am going to make it right, I promise
960
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,315
Will, what are you talking about?
961
00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:25,315
[Phone disconnects]
962
00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:32,699
[Phone dialing]
963
00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:35,743
[Automated voice message] We're sorry, your call did not go through
964
00:57:35,743 --> 00:57:37,745
[Automated voice message] Will you please try your call again
965
00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:49,090
[Greg over radio] Hello all! It's me, Greg Young
966
00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:52,093
I have been asked to make a special evening broadcast
967
00:57:52,093 --> 00:57:56,514
to inform you all that doctor Stanford has announced her retirement today
968
00:57:56,514 --> 00:58:00,018
This was after her third stabbing, but before her fourth
969
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,436
But enough of that
970
00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:04,772
I would also like to use this chance to tell you all I am throwing another...
971
00:58:04,772 --> 00:58:09,819
[Radio cuts out]
972
00:58:11,779 --> 00:58:15,223
[Eerie music begins]
973
00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:29,255
[Phone dialing]
974
00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:31,925
[Automated voice message] We're sorry, your call did not go through
975
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,052
[Automated voice message] Will you please try your call again
976
00:58:34,677 --> 00:58:35,553
[Izzy sighs]
977
00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:09,384
[Morning birds grow louder]
978
00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:12,455
[Door opening]
979
00:59:12,455 --> 00:59:14,676
Will, is that you?
980
00:59:16,177 --> 00:59:17,207
[Calamity sighs]
981
00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:18,805
No
982
00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,545
I... uh...
983
00:59:21,849 --> 00:59:23,101
[Calamity] Thought you'd already be gone
984
00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:25,270
[Calamity] Otherwise I would have shown up later
985
00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,982
I just need to grab my stuff
986
00:59:30,775 --> 00:59:31,734
Calamity wait!
987
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:35,196
Wait, Calamity
988
00:59:35,446 --> 00:59:37,073
I need to talk to you
989
00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,784
[Calamity sighs] Let me through Izzy, I'm not in the mood
990
00:59:41,869 --> 00:59:44,664
[Izzy] It's about Will. I'm worried about him
991
00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:46,124
He never came home last night
992
00:59:46,874 --> 00:59:49,544
[Calamity] Well, Will's a big boy. I'm sure he can handle himself
993
00:59:49,544 --> 00:59:51,713
Well, it's just not like him
994
00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:53,464
[Izzy] He never stays out past midnight
995
00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:55,550
He's like a grandma, you know that
996
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:58,678
Don't you have any idea where he might be?
997
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,681
I don't know, and I don't care
998
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,809
Please, Calamity. He's my best friend
999
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:10,982
[Calamity sighs]
1000
01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:12,734
You might ask Greg
1001
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,070
[Calamity] He and Will have been hanging out a lot recently
1002
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,203
[Izzy] Forgot my keys
1003
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,143
[Greg] Uh... Attention everybody
1004
01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:50,396
I'm... I'm throwing a party next week. It's gonna be super fun
1005
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:51,782
Uh,,,
1006
01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:53,764
Invite your friends
1007
01:01:01,115 --> 01:01:02,659
Ah! Izzy... Uh...
1008
01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:04,535
Do you wanna come to my party next week?
1009
01:01:04,535 --> 01:01:06,746
I don't care. Where's Will?
1010
01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:09,123
Uh... I don't think I'm supposed to tell you that
1011
01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:11,376
But... Uh... You wanna take another flier?
1012
01:01:13,694 --> 01:01:15,630
[Izzy] We can do this the easy way or the hard way
1013
01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,131
I would never betray my friend
1014
01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:18,758
Hard way it is then
1015
01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,343
[Thud] Ugh... He went to the forest
1016
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,845
He... He went to get your skull from the bonfire
1017
01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:24,472
That idiot
1018
01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:26,849
He probably froze himself half to death out there
1019
01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:28,340
Where was the bonfire
1020
01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:29,340
I... I don't know
1021
01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:31,479
It's some super frat secret or something
1022
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:33,940
I mean maybe someone who went to the bonfire could tell you where it is
1023
01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:43,074
Uh... Calamity went. She could help you!
1024
01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:44,074
[Thud]
1025
01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:45,074
[Izzy sighs]
1026
01:01:45,074 --> 01:01:46,994
[Eerie music begins]
1027
01:02:32,331 --> 01:02:35,126
[Engine tries to turn over]
1028
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:36,961
Piece of shit
1029
01:02:39,338 --> 01:02:41,549
[Engine tries to turn over]
1030
01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:42,549
[Car starts]
1031
01:02:49,223 --> 01:02:50,224
[Knocking on the car window]
1032
01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:54,395
What do you want, Izzy?
1033
01:02:54,395 --> 01:02:55,730
I need your help, Calamity
1034
01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:56,730
[Calamity sighs]
1035
01:02:56,730 --> 01:02:59,233
Izzy, I thought you of all people could take a break up
1036
01:02:59,233 --> 01:03:00,233
This isn't about that!
1037
01:03:00,233 --> 01:03:01,486
I need your help finding Will
1038
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,030
Well... I'm busy
1039
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,198
I have a date with Brittany
1040
01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:05,782
Whitney?
1041
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:06,782
No, Brittany
1042
01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:10,203
Whatever, Will went to the bonfire to try and find my skull
1043
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:12,163
That idiot
1044
01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,248
You're the only one that can lead me to him
1045
01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,375
Why in the world would I do that?
1046
01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:18,711
Give me one good reason
1047
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,505
That I should ditch out on my hot date
1048
01:03:20,505 --> 01:03:22,215
So I can help, not one
1049
01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:24,383
But two of my exes
1050
01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:26,135
'Cause Will may be an asshole
1051
01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:28,304
He may be the biggest dick you've ever met
1052
01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:30,264
But right now that idiot is out there
1053
01:03:30,556 --> 01:03:32,141
Probably freezing his ass off
1054
01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:34,644
Trying to find a plastic skull for me
1055
01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:37,438
[Izzy] He'd do the same for you, Calamity. You know that
1056
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:38,438
[Calamity sighs]
1057
01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:41,043
[Breaks screeching] [Thud]
1058
01:03:42,985 --> 01:03:43,986
Get in
1059
01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:53,579
[Izzy] Thanks for coming
1060
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:56,666
I'm not doing this for you
1061
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,042
I'm doing it for Will
1062
01:03:58,042 --> 01:04:00,294
[Izzy] You're not still mad at me, are you?
1063
01:04:00,294 --> 01:04:02,547
[Calamity sighs] I don't want to get into it
1064
01:04:03,589 --> 01:04:05,383
I just... Don't get it
1065
01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:09,679
All I ever wanted to do was show you how much you meant to me
1066
01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:12,139
I don't know what I did wrong
1067
01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:14,892
[Calamity] Izzy, I said I don't want to talk about this right now
1068
01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:18,729
You just made me feel so good, Calamity
1069
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,539
[Breaks screeching]
1070
01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:26,070
[Calamity sighs]
1071
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:29,198
All my life people have been telling me
1072
01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,534
Who I am and what I should be doing
1073
01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:35,371
My parents told me where I was gonna go to school
1074
01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:37,248
And what I should be studying
1075
01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:39,208
[Calamity sighs]
1076
01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:43,087
I dyed my hair pink in middle school and people just labeled me as
1077
01:04:43,838 --> 01:04:44,589
The rebel
1078
01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,510
[Calamity sighs] All my boyfriends just saw me as
1079
01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:53,014
Check marks on their list
1080
01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:56,383
Until I met Will
1081
01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:00,104
He didn't care what color my hair was
1082
01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:02,576
He just saw me
1083
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:05,651
For me
1084
01:05:08,703 --> 01:05:10,114
[Izzy sighs] Calamity I...
1085
01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:12,366
All I have ever been to you
1086
01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:14,243
Is a means to an end
1087
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:19,084
We're turning around
1088
01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:20,166
But...
1089
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,336
We have to go get Will He's been out there all night
1090
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:24,336
[Calamity sighs]
1091
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:27,381
It's another mile down this road and it's on the right
1092
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:29,383
You can come back and get him yourself
1093
01:05:30,496 --> 01:05:32,929
[Engine tries to turn over]
1094
01:05:34,113 --> 01:05:37,391
[Engine tries to turn over]
1095
01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:41,771
[Engine tries to turn over]
1096
01:05:43,530 --> 01:05:44,530
[Thud]
1097
01:05:44,530 --> 01:05:46,901
I hate this car
1098
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,654
Well, looks like we'll just have to walk
1099
01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:52,615
Will can drive us both back after we find him
1100
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,575
[Izzy] Calamity wait
1101
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:07,505
[Eerie music begins]
1102
01:06:18,862 --> 01:06:19,862
[Thud] Ugh
1103
01:06:22,186 --> 01:06:23,104
[???] Get up
1104
01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:25,523
Calamity
1105
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:29,944
Am I dreaming?
1106
01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:32,071
[Calamity] Well... More like...
1107
01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:33,489
Hallucinating
1108
01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:36,150
It's cold out here
1109
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:40,579
But what are you doing here?
1110
01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:41,579
Well I'm you
1111
01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:44,208
So what are you doing here?
1112
01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,128
I'm... I'm here to get back Izzy's skull
1113
01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:48,445
[Calamity] Hmph
1114
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,506
A cheap plastic skull
1115
01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:53,134
You wouldn't risk your life for that
1116
01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:55,720
What are you really doing here?
1117
01:06:58,514 --> 01:07:00,016
I'm here to do right by Izzy
1118
01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,226
I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago
1119
01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:03,894
And get rid of that damn necklace
1120
01:07:04,353 --> 01:07:05,187
[Calamity laughs]
1121
01:07:06,384 --> 01:07:07,982
It's metaphorical or something
1122
01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:09,900
You like that kind of shit, right?
1123
01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:11,402
Izzy said that to me
1124
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:13,404
[??? laughs] You really are losing your mind
1125
01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:14,488
Izzy?
1126
01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,408
Oh my God, Izzy, I am so sorry
1127
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,827
I was just... I was so focused on getting Calamity back
1128
01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:20,953
And I ended up hurting you
1129
01:07:21,245 --> 01:07:22,371
Please forgive me
1130
01:07:22,663 --> 01:07:25,374
[Izzy] Great. Now you just have to actually say that to me
1131
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:28,419
Instead of screaming it to yourself in the middle of the forest
1132
01:07:29,933 --> 01:07:31,172
[Izzy sighs] Come on Will
1133
01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:35,653
[Izzy] Look
1134
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:36,862
[Izzy] Here's his car
1135
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,532
[Izzy] We have to be getting close
1136
01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:42,993
But how are we gonna find him without getting lost ourselves
1137
01:08:43,327 --> 01:08:45,579
We are not doing anything
1138
01:08:46,038 --> 01:08:49,583
I am going to wait right here while you go and find Will
1139
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,377
[Izzy sighs] Please Calamity
1140
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:54,588
I know I've been a jerk but I really need your help right now
1141
01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,674
I can't do this by myself
1142
01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,135
Sure you can
1143
01:09:00,344 --> 01:09:02,388
Look, I'm sorry, OK?
1144
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:04,181
You were right all along
1145
01:09:04,181 --> 01:09:07,685
I was just using you to make me feel better about myself
1146
01:09:08,352 --> 01:09:11,438
I guess I just got tired of being seen as this
1147
01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:12,606
Slut
1148
01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:17,069
And I dove into our relationship without considering your feelings
1149
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,488
I'm sorry Calamity
1150
01:09:24,451 --> 01:09:25,703
It's already getting pretty late
1151
01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:28,497
We need to start searching for Will now
1152
01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:31,834
[Calamity] We should split up to cover more ground
1153
01:09:32,209 --> 01:09:33,961
[Calamity] I'll go this way. You go that way
1154
01:09:36,463 --> 01:09:37,536
[Shouting] Will!
1155
01:09:40,642 --> 01:09:41,642
[Shouting] Will!
1156
01:09:41,926 --> 01:09:42,926
[Shouting] Will!
1157
01:09:47,152 --> 01:09:48,152
[Shouting] Will!
1158
01:09:48,745 --> 01:09:49,745
[Shouting] Will!
1159
01:09:51,763 --> 01:09:52,763
[Shouting] Will!
1160
01:09:54,101 --> 01:09:55,101
[Shouting] Will!
1161
01:09:56,217 --> 01:09:57,217
[Shouting] Will!
1162
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:58,569
[Shouting] Izzy?
1163
01:09:58,569 --> 01:09:59,278
[Shouting] Will?
1164
01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:01,697
[Will shouting] Izzy!
1165
01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:02,697
[Shouting] Is that you?
1166
01:10:03,947 --> 01:10:04,783
[Shouting] Izzy!
1167
01:10:05,242 --> 01:10:06,535
[Izzy shouting] Come towards my voice
1168
01:10:07,953 --> 01:10:08,537
[Shouting] Will!
1169
01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:11,081
Izzy
1170
01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:14,043
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry
1171
01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,377
You think I don't know that?
1172
01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:17,713
You dope, you scared me to death
1173
01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:19,757
I don't know what I'd do without you
1174
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:21,717
Look I got the skull. I got it back!
1175
01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:23,510
You idiot I don't care about that!
1176
01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:25,095
Are you alright?
1177
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:27,932
Idiot
1178
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,311
Come on
1179
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:33,311
[Calamity shouting] Will!
1180
01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:34,772
Is that Calamity?
1181
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:37,233
Yes, she came to help rescue you
1182
01:10:38,692 --> 01:10:40,527
[Izzy shouting] Calamity we found him!
1183
01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:52,414
You're ok!
1184
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:54,917
Yeah I...
1185
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:55,917
I should be fine
1186
01:10:56,710 --> 01:10:58,170
I can't feel my toes though
1187
01:10:58,170 --> 01:10:58,879
Eh
1188
01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:00,631
Who needs 'em anyway?
1189
01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:02,083
Are you...
1190
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,468
Are you two back together?
1191
01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:05,719
No
1192
01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,055
We're friends now
1193
01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:10,933
Yeah, I think I'm gonna take a break from monogomy for a while
1194
01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:12,851
It's overrated anyway
1195
01:11:13,894 --> 01:11:14,812
Let's get out of here
1196
01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:16,772
[Rock music begins]
1197
01:11:20,859 --> 01:11:21,235
[Calamity] Will?
1198
01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:23,445
[Calamity] What happened to your hat?
1199
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:27,408
It must have fallen off somewhere
1200
01:11:28,075 --> 01:11:29,326
I wonder if it misses me
1201
01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:31,662
That's not how hats work, Will
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