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ALEX and LEO
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- Olivier ist our man. -
Olivier is not our man!
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He doesn't have a beard.
- He doesn't need one.
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He needs one before -
shave - afterwards none
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It's about shavers, remember?
- Pierre is too expensive!
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- You are exaggerating.
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- We have to make a
final decision sometime!
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- I think it's him!
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- Let's go over them again.
- Not again, Heiko, please!
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- How about applying
some
exclusion principle?
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- How much is this one here?
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- How much is this one
here? - Too pale, too German.
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- Leo? Leo, are you with us?
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He might be in the same room
but roaming on another planet
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Leave him alone, Heiko.
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- What's your opinion
anyway? - Simon...!
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Why? I thought we're
deciding things together.
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- Sorry, Simon, I was just... -
Don't be a mouse, be a lion,
Leo!
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Babette, why don't we start
casting sessions and invite
everyone again?
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Two weeks too late for that.
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- No fresh faces anywhere. -
Does it have to be a bloke?
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- Well, it's about shavers!
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- So what? Women do
shave, don't they?
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Shut your mug! Heiko, you
really don't like any of them?
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Well... take
another look yourselves!
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Let's see... this
here... that's rubbish...
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THERE goes a pretty face.
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He doesn't even have a beard.
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... but we're definite about
the photographer, aren't we?
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- Yes, Babette had Marcos in
mind. - You can't be serious!
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Why, what have you
got against Marcos?
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I don't wanna book him 'cause
he's always on about arts.
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- But his art is excellent! -
But we have to sell the thing.
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- We will. - This
bloke is gonna ruin us!
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- Now say
something, would you, Leo!
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- Listen to Babette! - Thanks!
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You're sure you want to
prepare the contracts yourself?
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Yeah, just some details left.
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- See you at your place later
on? - Yes, Carla can hardly
wait.
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- Right, nine then. - See ya.
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I'd like to pay.
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- Keep the change. - Cheers.
Enjoy the rest of your evening.
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You've got a black heart.
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There, on your shirt.
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Oh, bugger!
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- Wait. Don't rub it. -
Shit, my pen is leaking.
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You might get that off
with salt, I think.
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No meeting ahead, I hope?
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o, fortunately not.
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- Thank you. - No bother.
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- Take care, then.
- Cheers. You too.
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Hey, Daniel, is that on?
Are you recording us?
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No worries. Sits there all the
time. C'mon, say: "I'm sixteen."
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- What? - Say "I'm sixteen!"
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Er... I am sixteen...
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- Now say "I'm
forteen." - ...I'm forteen...
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What? Already? Oh.
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I thougt you didn't like Jazz.
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I don't.
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Have you informed him
about your mycosis?
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- Sorry? - He's joking.
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Right. Just a
joke alright. Haha.
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You're early today.
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Well, I finished off earlier,
same thing seems to happen here.
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hat's his name? -
The name's Roberto.
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Roberto, would you mind
getting dressed and leaving?
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This might get a bit ugly.
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'm really sorry. I didn't
know... If it helps, it wasn't
that great...
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You're not really
mad at me, are you?
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Not at all.
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I was tempted to join in!
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Fancy a coffee? Want
me to make you one?
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That'd be nice. Thanks.
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You disgusting, lying
pig! Stupid dickhead!!
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Cute!
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That's our chance!
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Why? What for?
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Since you can't
escape from here,
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I can finally
address the m-word again.
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I told you we were going
to speak about marriage,
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as soon as you can show me five
couples of your acquaintances
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who have been married for
over than three years.
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- I know at least two. My
parents and this cute couple
from the lake.
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Ducks don't count!
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Come on, these are
everlasting bonds.
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Leo, how long have we
been knowing each other?
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Four years?
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True. Don't you
think this is serious?
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I just don't think I
am the marriage type.
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Well, then we got a problem.
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Why's that? You always said
yourself you didn't want to
marry!
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Leo... Leolet... I am a woman.
We don't say what we want.
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...but we reserve the right to
become very, very unpleasant if
we don't get it.
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That's what makes
us fascinating.
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Get a move on now. They will
b e here in half an hour.
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"You've got a black heart..."
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I work day and
night to support you,
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while you are supposedly
working on your first script!
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I come home from work to
catch you with your pants down
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stuck up to your nuts
in this gasping child!
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How long has this
been going on? Hm?
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No,no, don't tell me,
I don't want to know.
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Yes, do tell me.
I want to know.
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Only asking so I
can actually listen
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to a detailed
description of how daft I am!
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Don't you wanna switch
the damn thing off?
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No, I don't! It stays
right there so I can watch
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the whole thing in
context later...
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... cause I'm afraid I'm
not going to believe this.
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I... I've been bored
rather often recently,
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and then I got stuck in
the writing process...
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... I don't know...
you've become quite fat...
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Out!
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OUT!!!
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What have I missed?
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I was just saying that,
honestly, I don't sympathise
with queers.
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I know, Berlin is
supposed to be sooo liberal
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but two men having
intercourse - ...
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sorry, that's simply
unnatural. I don't get it.
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- Well, I think your... -Simon,
can I ask you a question?
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Nobody's listening to me.
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- Sure, you can
ask me anything.
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- Have you ever kissed a man?
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Careful with your
answer, Simon.
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No, Leo, I have never ever
kissed a man in my entire life.
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Ah, come on!
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Aaah! Look at this smile!
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He's lying!
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But you are into anal
intercourse, aren't you?
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Well, Leo, since we both
work in the media industry,
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I have seen you
kiss ass, and...
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Just hark at that
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...you have seen me kiss ass.
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Meaning yes?
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Well, I suppose one is
as good as another.
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Have you ever kissed a man?
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Yes.
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Can I have a top-up?
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Am I less of a man now?
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I assume this is a question
to be answered by Carla only.
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Lips are lips are lips.
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I'll have some
Schnapps. Anybody else?
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Hey, Tobi! How're you doing?
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(polish accent)
How you
can ask question to person
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thinking about
existentialism? You know -
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- form and
substance of existence and
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why existence exists
and how is threatened.
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Have you phoned Alex?
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I have. He'll
come along later.
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- And? - He's all run down.
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Have you ordered yet?
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Kerstin, there he is again!
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Good Lord, I swear, as
long as I am having a face,
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this one will always
have a reserved seat.
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Why don't you
eventually speak to him?
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Peep! Peep!
Ooops! What's this?
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Oh, it's an
idiotgram. It's for you!
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Dear Kerstin - Stop - You
are sooo naive - Stop -
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- You don't speak to attractive
men just like that - Stop -
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Is this the reason why you ...
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Tobi - shut your face.
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Tobias! You're still
among the living!
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Man, all my gynaecologists seem
to phone me more often than you
do!
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Stefanie, pardon me
for having a life.
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You've got more than one?
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You have to play them
off against each other
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or they'll think
you are an easy lay.
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By the way, you're late.
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I had to park the car
three crossroads away.
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I ran the whole way
because it was raining.
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Halfway through, my heel got
stuck in a manhole cover.
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When I got my foot out, I
stepped into a puddle.
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Then a cab drove by and splashed
me, leaving me soaking wet.
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I swear if the hardware store
on the corner had been open,
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I would have bought a
knife to kill myself.
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What have I missed?
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Alex split up with Daniel.
What do you think about that?
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I guess one of my
bra-straps snapped.
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Has anyone spoken to him yet?
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Oh no, Tobi, I hope you were at
least reasonably nice to him.
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What was I supposed to say?
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I asked him when
what's-his-name is moving out.
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Seriously, is he very upset?
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I'll get him back on his feet
in no time. Leave it to me.
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I don't mean to sound
arrogant, but what did we say
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back then when he
fell for this guy?
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- We said "Yuck!" -
And we were right.
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But we're not
going to rub it in.
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How insensitive do
you think I am?
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Alex! Welcome to single life!
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So that's why we haven't been...
talking to each other for
months!
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I thought it was due to stress -
or due to me, stupid cow that I
am.
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No, not due to you.
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Since when? When
did you find out?
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No idea.
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You owe me an answer!
After all that we've been
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through for the
last couple of years,
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you owe me a fucking answer!
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I am sorry, Carla, I...
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Sorry my arse! I
don't need any excuses,
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I want to know where I'm at!
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Be a man and stand
up for yourself!
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I think I knew all along.
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This is just great.
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And I really thought these
things happened to other people.
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Why does a bloke like you
look for a woman like me
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when he is actually gay?
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Carla, please...
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SHUT YOR FACE! Are
there any fags?
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I am sorry.
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I never asked you...
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... but where were you
when we wanted to visit
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my mother for birthday?
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What do you want to know?
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His name?
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You know Leo ...
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... you always told me,
you wanted to be a lion.
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You know, what you are?
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A flea.
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And I always hated
the Flea Waltz.
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Here's the last rent.
I'll get my things soon.
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Six weeks later
Breakfast at Stefanie's
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Beautiful!
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They don't make films
like that anymore.
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Next week you choose a film.
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Tell me, Kerstin, what was
this fat, ugly bloke yesterday?
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Who?
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The porky guy that was waiting
in front of your office when I
came to pick you up.
229
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:19,167
Oh, him. Mr Kraft. Real
difficult one. Munchausen
syndrome. Incredible.
230
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,500
What's that?
231
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:24,100
That's ... they used to
be called hypochondriacs.
232
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:28,133
The Munchausen Syndrome ...
defines people inventing various
diseases
233
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in order to get attention.
234
00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:33,500
Yes, and Mr Kraft has been
suffering from 'cancer' lately.
235
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:36,433
And his mother bakes a
cake for him everyday now.
236
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:40,133
If I had known with what kind of
people I would have to deal...
237
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:42,733
Say, aren't you bound to
doctor - patient confidentialy?
238
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:46,367
Fiddlesticks! Why did I
become a psychiologist?
239
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,600
To help people?
240
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,033
No. To make sure I never run
out of conversation topics.
241
00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:59,067
I have spiced up many weekend
trips with stories about my
patients.
242
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:02,300
I can't believe people look
to you for their salvation.
243
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,133
Me neither.
244
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,133
What d' you want me to say?
245
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:08,400
The loonies pay for my
underfloor - heating.
246
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:12,767
I don't think a psychiologist
should call her patients
loonies.
247
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,633
But they ARE loony!
248
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:18,167
Look, from the
astrological point of view
249
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,267
many approaches to
therapy are simply useless.
250
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,600
True, you can't change
star constellations.
251
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:26,800
Exactly! There is this guy, has
been visiting for two years now.
252
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:30,633
I sit there, listening to his
gibberish, but I simply can't
help him.
253
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:33,500
Pisces, ascendant Cancer.
The man is not fit for life
254
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,567
and there is nothing I can do
about it - even if I wanted to.
255
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,600
I am Pisces myself.
256
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,367
It's the ascendant
that matters, Alex.
257
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,533
Exactly. Your
ascendant is Leo.
258
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:49,600
Leo gets you out of the mess
constantly created by Pisces.
259
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,333
Sagittariusses like me
don't believe in horoscopes.
260
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:58,633
By the way, Tobi, due to Mercury
in the third house there will be
261
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:02,700
anhanced aggression in your
life. So please be careful.
262
00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:08,767
Steffi, I always wanted to ask
you - Why do you know Thomas
Gottschalk?
263
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,233
That's my mother.
264
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,700
No shit.
265
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:19,100
Wicked costume.
266
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,733
Yeeaaaahhh. Good Lord,
she looks like a cross
267
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,000
between Leni Riefenstahl
and Thomas Gottschalk.
268
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,267
And she's wearing
the same stork's nest
269
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:28,667
on her head as her daughter.
270
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:32,400
Tobi, out of
professional interest
271
00:21:32,733 --> 00:21:34,400
is it very painful for you
272
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:37,133
when the other guys in the
locker room are laughing at you?
273
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:38,833
What I'm saying is
that men with small dick
274
00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:40,400
tend to have huge problems.
275
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:43,167
Since I know nobody else having
more problems than you...
276
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,500
- Daniel has a
small dick, too.
277
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,800
Alex! Come here. Sit down.
278
00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:57,267
Hey now - how small
are we talking about?
279
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:59,167
Like this?
280
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,167
Like this? Smaller?
281
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:00,733
Like this?
282
00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:04,467
Yes, about that size.
283
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,467
- Good God! - You poor thing!
284
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:11,633
So it's not that much
what you are missing then.
285
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,733
Even the name. Möckerbrink.
286
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,067
Who in God's name is
called Daniel Möckerbrink?
287
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,367
No wonder he's got problems.
288
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,800
You are ri-hight.
289
00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:22,233
Has he picked up
his stuff yet?
290
00:22:22,267 --> 00:22:24,633
- He has. - Well,
that's wonderful!
291
00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:28,667
Means we got rid of that twat
shagger and can live on happily
ever after!
292
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:32,000
When does your
performance start tonight?
293
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:36,067
Eight o'clock sharp! Both of you
have a seat in the front row.
294
00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:32,267
Thank you. And now, dear guests,
we clear stage for Roland
Schaller!
295
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:38,367
You were great!
296
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:57,833
I don't believe it. My
psychologist is here, over
there!
297
00:24:57,867 --> 00:24:59,467
Where?
298
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:04,500
Ms Graf! Heelllooo!
299
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:13,300
Good grief! The bed-wetter.
300
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,833
Who's that?
301
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:37,433
She's one of my patients.
302
00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:52,167
Come on, let's get
over and say hello.
303
00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:03,600
Good evening, Ms Graf! What a
surprise to meet you here.
304
00:26:03,633 --> 00:26:06,800
What a surprise indeed.
305
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:10,500
Ms Graf? You're really
called Steffi Graf?
306
00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:13,333
Didn't you know?
307
00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:14,833
Go on, Kerstin,
get it over with.
308
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:18,433
Excuse me. There's nothing
wrong with mentioning it.
309
00:26:18,467 --> 00:26:21,333
I bet you're the
first one to mention it.
310
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,600
Won't you take a seat?
311
00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:24,467
Ach...
312
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,033
Ach... love to!
313
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:41,100
May I introduce: Tobias
R*ckert, Alexander Vennemann.
314
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,600
Just Alex.
315
00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:43,500
... and ...
316
00:26:43,533 --> 00:26:46,500
Just Kerstin.
317
00:26:49,467 --> 00:26:54,467
And this here is one of my
dearest colleagues, Leo Krieg.
318
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,033
Leo, don't you wanna sit down?
319
00:26:58,067 --> 00:26:59,633
Well, I was just about to ...
320
00:26:59,667 --> 00:27:04,500
Leo, I beg you! You can't
leave us alone with her!
321
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,067
We already know
know one another.
322
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,367
Nodding acquaintance,
couple of weeks ago.
323
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,167
Oh, the black
heart, I remember.
324
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,233
That's impossible!
He is here, too!
325
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:25,367
Why don't you at
least say hello?
326
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,800
No way.
327
00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:30,767
So how did you like tonight?
328
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,400
It's getting
better by the minute.
329
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:34,400
Oh, yes, wonderful.
330
00:27:35,867 --> 00:27:39,733
Say, have you tried
what I advised you to do?
331
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:44,467
To get to grips with the
problem in question that is.
332
00:27:50,567 --> 00:27:55,200
Oh... yeah, yes... Thank
you, it's getting better.
333
00:27:57,167 --> 00:28:01,767
Maybe I'm not supposed to
drink at this time of day.
334
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,233
Yes, might be wiser.
335
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,167
Cheers!
336
00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:14,300
I really wanted to
hit the road soon.
337
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:16,500
Fancy ... uh ... dunno
... swapping phone numbers
338
00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:17,700
or something like that?
339
00:28:19,133 --> 00:28:23,100
I was about to leave myself. If
you like, we can go for a short
stroll.
340
00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:25,233
Where are you headed?
341
00:28:25,267 --> 00:28:27,667
I live here in Kreuzberg.
Spitting distance, really.
342
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:32,267
- If you don't
mind... - No, no.
343
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,167
Cherubs, I have to
get up early tomorrow.
344
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,167
Darling, so lovely of
you to come along.
345
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,567
Speak to you tomorrow.
346
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,933
Speak to you tomorrow.
You were first rate!
347
00:28:40,967 --> 00:28:45,233
I know. Safe journey home. And
don't get yourself into
anything.
348
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,567
Good night!
349
00:28:48,433 --> 00:28:50,167
- What a cut guy!
350
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,033
- What a cute guy!
- What a lame guy.
351
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:58,300
What? I mean, quite the cock on
his dunghill, don't you think?
352
00:29:16,733 --> 00:29:18,200
You want some?
353
00:29:22,433 --> 00:29:26,033
Honestly? I
couldn't do without...
354
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:33,433
You are genuinely yourself, much
more than other people I know.
355
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:36,133
Just putting up a big front.
356
00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:38,633
What are you doing, jobwise?
357
00:29:38,667 --> 00:29:42,533
I work at a
publishing house. Translator.
358
00:29:44,767 --> 00:29:46,633
Which languages?
359
00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:50,333
English, French,
Spanish. So what do you do?
360
00:29:50,367 --> 00:29:53,133
Advertisement.
361
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,133
Do you like it?
362
00:29:55,667 --> 00:30:00,167
I'm still not sure if this
is really my place in life.
363
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,567
Mh. So you are still
looking for your place?
364
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,833
Let's say I'm
looking for it again.
365
00:30:04,867 --> 00:30:08,233
Actually I thought I was home
and dry, everything working out
and all ...
366
00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:11,133
... but I've somehow
lost track of things.
367
00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:14,167
Yes, I know it well.
368
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,433
I've just come out of a
four-year relationship.
369
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,800
My girlfriend just moved out.
370
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:26,333
I see. Love of your life?
371
00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:38,167
Say ... sure, I
loved her - somehow.
372
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,633
But in a way I don't really
know what love feels like.
373
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:54,200
Fancy doing something
together some time or other?
374
00:30:54,233 --> 00:31:00,200
Since you know my number and
where I live ... I'd be glad to.
375
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:02,133
Good night.
376
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:20,267
But don't you understand,
he's just about to distance
377
00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:22,367
himself from women in general.
378
00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:25,633
I think he's only interested in
me because I am not a woman.
379
00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:27,800
Well, that's a
perfect starting point.
380
00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:30,400
Yes, Steffi, but a
negative one at that!
381
00:31:30,433 --> 00:31:34,367
He wants me for NOT being a
woman and NOT for being a man.
382
00:31:35,633 --> 00:31:39,500
Boy oh boy, why is my
love life so complicated?
383
00:31:39,533 --> 00:31:43,100
Alex, you radiate too
complicated vibrations.
384
00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:46,100
Simplify your vibrations and
your life will simplify itself.
385
00:31:46,133 --> 00:31:48,200
What kind of
stupid line is that?
386
00:31:48,233 --> 00:31:52,000
What d'you want me to
say? Just wait and see.
387
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,200
Wait and see?
388
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,667
How old are you?
389
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,233
Thirty.
390
00:32:02,867 --> 00:32:04,633
Young enough to wait and see.
391
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:09,133
If nothing happens the next
five years, phone me again.
392
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:13,033
- See you at midnight. - Yes,
see you at midnight. Can't wait!
393
00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:17,567
I happened to be in the area.
394
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,767
Thought we might have
a cup of tea together
395
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,500
if you don't have
anything else to do.
396
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:30,167
Err ... okay, sure. Come in.
397
00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:47,200
When did you have
your last good meal?
398
00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,600
My last good meal?
399
00:32:51,433 --> 00:32:55,400
That was at the Le Bec Fin in
Wilmersdorf, went there with
Kerstin.
400
00:32:55,433 --> 00:32:59,667
Let me guess. You
had the halibut.
401
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:02,267
Quite. I had the halibut
402
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:07,300
and Kerstin had seven Rum Cola
and the phone number of the
chef.
403
00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:13,767
I could cook for you.
404
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:20,200
Tomato soup, juicy figs filled
with Roquefort cheese ...
405
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,733
... for starters.
406
00:33:25,767 --> 00:33:30,500
The main course would consist
of a pan - fried wood pigeon,
407
00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:37,033
pumpkin and a porcini
mushroom cassoulet.
408
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,267
For dessert ...
409
00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:47,167
... self - made
Mousse au Chocolat
410
00:33:47,767 --> 00:33:52,767
... with raspberries
and hazelnut brittle.
411
00:33:55,733 --> 00:34:00,733
I swear, you'll never want
anybody else cooking for you.
412
00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:08,100
Excuse me.
413
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:16,100
Daniel, what do you want? No,
I've just got company in here.
414
00:34:17,733 --> 00:34:20,600
A stranger.
415
00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:23,667
No, you don't know him.
416
00:34:24,067 --> 00:34:28,033
None of your business anymore.
417
00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:30,167
No.
418
00:34:32,433 --> 00:34:36,267
No ... no ... I'm
not. Really, I'm not.
419
00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:43,833
Whatever, fair enough ...
Tomorrow four thirty at the
ca© ... Karvana
420
00:34:43,867 --> 00:34:49,033
But only for a few minutes -
I've got many ... yes ...
421
00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:54,067
Look, this here is pointless,
tomorrow half past four,
422
00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:55,733
I'll be there and we can talk.
423
00:34:57,867 --> 00:35:01,800
Ok, take care.
Yeah, see you. Bye.
424
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,500
Sorry.
425
00:35:06,533 --> 00:35:08,700
No problem.
426
00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:11,400
Emotional baggage?
427
00:35:11,433 --> 00:35:15,067
Now, where were we?
428
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,800
Any plans for tonight?
429
00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:22,333
Tonight I'll go dancing with
Steffi, Tobi and Kerstin.
430
00:35:22,367 --> 00:35:25,567
You can come along
if you're up for it.
431
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:31,167
Mh. I'd rather cook for you.
Although, dancing is great.
432
00:35:32,233 --> 00:35:34,800
I'll leave at 11.
433
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:41,200
Does that mean we've
got a date? At 11?
434
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,533
Perfect ...
435
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,100
... except for the outfit.
436
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:20,200
Yeah! Show them, Tobi!
437
00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:54,533
I feel completely impulsive
tonight. Everything, everything
could happen!
438
00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:57,133
I wanna lose my mind tonight.
439
00:36:57,167 --> 00:37:00,233
I wanna wrap myself in colorful
cloths and I - well - I wanna be
black.
440
00:37:00,267 --> 00:37:04,400
Wouldn't that be mind - blowing?
I wish I was Tina Turner
tonight.
441
00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:07,400
Dancing with you.
442
00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:12,133
If you don't let go of me, like
right now, I'm gonna rip the
tiny
443
00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:17,167
bulb that barely lights your
brain right out of your mouth.
444
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:22,967
- Ready
445
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,400
- Ready? - Ready.
446
00:37:23,433 --> 00:37:24,033
- We are going?
447
00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:25,200
- We are going? - We are.
448
00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:27,500
Right off, we go. Alex will
be there in half an hour.
449
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,700
Tobi, what happened to you?
450
00:37:34,733 --> 00:37:37,300
Since you're not suffering
from cataract, YOU tell ME.
451
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,067
Like a creature
from another world.
452
00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:41,000
... from a BETTER world!
453
00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:43,767
Bloody dark in here.
454
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,467
Somehow I don't feel
comfortable. Everybody stares at
me.
455
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,767
With this haircut?
You're imagining things.
456
00:37:50,733 --> 00:37:52,800
What happens if they
all think I'm queer?
457
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:54,633
I've never been to
a gay bar before.
458
00:37:54,667 --> 00:37:58,333
Then you pay them back by
thinking they are all queers.
459
00:37:58,367 --> 00:37:58,833
- Hello.
460
00:37:58,867 --> 00:37:59,500
- Hello. - Hello.
461
00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:00,367
- Hello. - Hello. - Hello.
462
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,400
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
463
00:38:01,433 --> 00:38:03,400
- Hello. - Hello. -
Hello. - Hello. - Hello.
464
00:38:03,433 --> 00:38:03,467
- Hello. - Hello. - Hello.
- Hello. - Hello. - Hello.
465
00:38:03,967 --> 00:38:04,900
He said "Hello" !
466
00:38:04,933 --> 00:38:06,533
What on earth could he
have meant by that?
467
00:38:06,567 --> 00:38:09,100
Was it more like "Hello"
or rather like "Hello" ?
468
00:38:09,133 --> 00:38:11,033
He said "Hello" to me!!
469
00:38:11,067 --> 00:38:12,367
C'mon, nab him, Tobi!
470
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,567
God, we're gonna dance!
471
00:39:05,067 --> 00:39:07,133
Two Gin Tonic, please.
472
00:39:10,133 --> 00:39:11,667
Steffi, it's you!
473
00:39:14,233 --> 00:39:19,233
Steffi, I wanna
tell you something.
474
00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:24,333
This isn't gonna be an
embarrassing moment
475
00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:26,167
that will change our
friendship or is it?
476
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,000
No ...
477
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,567
What you wanna tell me?
478
00:39:48,133 --> 00:39:52,267
I ... I've never
had an orgasm.
479
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:10,800
Oh, I should have sounded
more surprised, shouldn't I?
480
00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:16,000
Yes, that would
have been very nice.
481
00:40:47,667 --> 00:40:50,667
Here you go. From me to you.
482
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:53,233
Steffi, thanks, but
I've had enough.
483
00:40:53,267 --> 00:40:56,000
In this case, I'm having that.
484
00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:23,267
Tell me, is Tobi drugged up?
485
00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:26,433
No - that's
exactly what scares me.
486
00:41:26,467 --> 00:41:28,800
Shouldn't he drink
some water at least?
487
00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:32,400
He's old enough.
488
00:41:33,733 --> 00:41:36,733
Alex, I feel sick.
489
00:41:36,767 --> 00:41:39,200
Did he drink that much?
490
00:41:39,233 --> 00:41:41,600
I didn't realise.
491
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,767
Shit! Wanna take
him to my place?
492
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,867
Are you sure?
493
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:50,267
It's just around the
corner. Give him the spare bed.
494
00:41:51,867 --> 00:41:53,133
Got Aspirin?
495
00:41:53,167 --> 00:41:54,767
In the bathroom,
above the basin.
496
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,467
I'll be right back
with your keys.
497
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,700
- Will you manage?
- I think so, yes.
498
00:42:02,733 --> 00:42:07,700
Leo, can you
understand what I'm saying?
499
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:11,100
Leo, I'll tuck you
into bed, alright?
500
00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:12,700
Hellooooo! I feel soooo sick!
501
00:42:12,733 --> 00:42:13,767
No, you don't.
502
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,100
I feel soooo sick.
503
00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,400
Steffi, you're
really an angel.
504
00:42:17,433 --> 00:42:20,733
I know. Come back soon
or you'll miss the show.
505
00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:50,300
What shall we do with
the drunken sailor ...
506
00:42:58,533 --> 00:43:00,600
Leo! This can't hurt!
507
00:43:03,533 --> 00:43:06,033
- You're heavy. - I
think I'm gonna puke.
508
00:43:06,733 --> 00:43:08,133
No, you won't!
509
00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:09,133
Yes, I will.
510
00:43:13,533 --> 00:43:15,767
Where are we?
511
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,300
At Steffi's place.
512
00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:19,533
Why?
513
00:43:20,267 --> 00:43:23,267
Because you
collapsed at the club.
514
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:24,167
Why?
515
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,467
- 'cause you had
too much to drink.
516
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,067
- 'cause you had too
much to drink. - Why?
517
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:29,333
Well, I don't know. Come on.
518
00:43:29,367 --> 00:43:30,600
Come to me!
519
00:43:30,633 --> 00:43:32,067
Lie down, I wanna tuck you in.
520
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:34,133
But first come to meeee ...
521
00:43:34,167 --> 00:43:35,267
No, I won't.
522
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:36,333
Pleeeaaase!
523
00:43:36,367 --> 00:43:39,167
No, come on,
Leo, I have to go.
524
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,467
May I ask you something?
525
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,667
I want to go now.
526
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:49,467
Leo, you can ...
527
00:43:51,633 --> 00:43:56,267
... you already fell
asleep on our way, so ...
528
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,767
Pleeaase, just a
little bit ...
529
00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:03,300
That's looovely.
530
00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:04,733
Let go of me.
531
00:44:06,233 --> 00:44:08,300
I want to tuck you in.
532
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:14,200
Are you sure?
533
00:44:14,733 --> 00:44:16,667
Will you undress me?
534
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:19,600
You can do that
yourself, can't you?
535
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,500
C'mon, keep your
hands to yourself.
536
00:44:23,733 --> 00:44:26,533
Leo, I have to
go. Lie down now.
537
00:44:26,567 --> 00:44:30,667
I'm thirsty. Alex?
538
00:44:32,367 --> 00:44:34,333
Undress!
539
00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:39,767
Can't you do that yourself?
540
00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:49,033
Alex? I feel sick!
541
00:44:49,067 --> 00:44:53,133
No, you don't feel sick. You're
lying down, there's no
spinning...
542
00:44:53,167 --> 00:44:54,133
- They have to get off.
543
00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,100
- They have to get off.
- Leo, I want to go!
544
00:44:56,133 --> 00:44:58,133
Yes, afterwards!
545
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:03,067
C'mon, have another drink
and then we'll undress ...
546
00:45:10,167 --> 00:45:13,567
But you have to undress me.
547
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:19,267
Will you keep your
hands to yourself?
548
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,133
I swear!
549
00:45:26,733 --> 00:45:28,633
Alex? May I ask you something?
550
00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:31,200
Sure, you can ask me anything.
551
00:45:31,233 --> 00:45:35,367
Would you sleep with
someone you don't know?
552
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,533
Not anymore. You?
553
00:45:38,567 --> 00:45:40,033
Nnnope.
554
00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:42,767
Lie down.
555
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:51,000
Lie down again, Leo.
556
00:46:14,267 --> 00:46:17,233
Just a little bit ...
557
00:46:21,067 --> 00:46:23,733
Leo ... you smell of
booze ... Give me a break!
558
00:46:24,233 --> 00:46:26,733
Am I a lion?
559
00:46:26,767 --> 00:46:30,700
A real - ROAAR! - lion?
560
00:46:30,733 --> 00:46:32,267
Do you want to be a lion?
561
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:33,067
Yes.
562
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:37,200
Then you are one.
Leo, lie down.
563
00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:54,700
Alex? I like you an awful lot.
564
00:46:56,833 --> 00:46:58,833
Great evening, wasn't it?
565
00:46:58,867 --> 00:47:01,467
Yes, totally.
566
00:47:02,233 --> 00:47:04,200
Sweet dreams.
567
00:47:28,667 --> 00:47:30,833
Are you alright?
568
00:47:30,867 --> 00:47:33,167
Good Lord! What happened?
569
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:37,467
Vodka, my pal. Sparkling wine,
champers and eight Spiritus
Sanctus.
570
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,800
What's that?
571
00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:43,800
White wine with two shots
of double corn schnapps.
572
00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:45,333
- Coffee?
573
00:47:45,367 --> 00:47:48,033
- Coffee? - Please!
574
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,433
How are you?
575
00:47:51,467 --> 00:47:54,567
How do I look like?
576
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,433
Why can't you be a friend and
withhold the truth from me?
577
00:48:02,467 --> 00:48:05,300
No way. Wanna join me?
578
00:48:14,067 --> 00:48:17,067
Did Alex sleep
here last night?
579
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:19,467
No, Leo.
580
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:22,000
He's having a shower.
581
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:25,033
Lord, I'm dead in hell.
582
00:48:25,067 --> 00:48:26,667
Please keep your temper.
583
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:29,567
What have you got against
him anyway? He's cute!
584
00:48:30,167 --> 00:48:31,667
If you think it's cute
that someone has had
585
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:34,133
too little oxygen
while in the womb.
586
00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:37,767
Tobias, please!
587
00:48:39,367 --> 00:48:40,667
I don't want any
trouble this morning.
588
00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:42,600
I've got a king-size headache
myself.
589
00:48:42,633 --> 00:48:44,800
You haven't been
drinking at all.
590
00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:48,733
Even so! Just keep a
low profile for once.
591
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,200
It's ok.
592
00:48:52,867 --> 00:48:54,267
Roll?
593
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:59,300
Please no solid food
yet. A fag will do.
594
00:49:03,533 --> 00:49:05,433
Good morning
595
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:10,000
This smells lovely.
596
00:49:11,133 --> 00:49:14,300
Come, sit down.
597
00:49:16,733 --> 00:49:19,200
You want coffee?
598
00:49:19,667 --> 00:49:22,600
Yes, thanks.
599
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,833
Good morning,
Tobias, how are you?
600
00:49:29,867 --> 00:49:33,467
Are we having a
cuddle party or what?
601
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:36,800
Tobi ... there's no
milk in the house.
602
00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:40,400
I don't care about
anything today.
603
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,733
Did you sleep well?
604
00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:52,733
I feel splendid, I
don't know why, really.
605
00:49:52,767 --> 00:49:55,333
That figures.
606
00:49:56,367 --> 00:49:59,267
And ... what are
we doing tonight?
607
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:00,600
Actually ...
608
00:50:00,633 --> 00:50:04,467
Leo ... Leolet, let me
explain something ...
609
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:11,100
YOU are not part of this family,
you are part of a scientific
experiment.
610
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:17,667
When it's done and dusted, you
must go back on top of your tree
611
00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:22,033
... to show the others
what you have learned.
612
00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:24,833
Today is my
annual bikini party.
613
00:50:24,867 --> 00:50:27,567
You are not going to
invite him, are you?
614
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,233
What's your problem?
615
00:50:30,267 --> 00:50:35,267
I'l tell you what
my problem is:
616
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:50,333
You know what, Tobi -
you're a real stupid, daft cow.
617
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:56,533
Just ignore him - He still
hasn't got the right balance in
his medication.
618
00:50:56,567 --> 00:51:00,733
You're talking
about him or me?
619
00:51:02,533 --> 00:51:05,100
Why don't you
drop by around 10?
620
00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:08,167
Bikinis are obligatory
for everybody, though.
621
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,367
What? for men, too?
622
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,300
- A bit slow on the
uptake, eh, doll?
623
00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:14,433
- Especially the men,
that's the whole point!
624
00:51:14,467 --> 00:51:19,200
You better stay at
home, not your cup of tea.
625
00:51:19,233 --> 00:51:21,600
You don't feel
like accompanying me
626
00:51:21,633 --> 00:51:23,433
to buy any
swimwear, by any chance?
627
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:28,033
There's nothing I
would like more!
628
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:35,600
What have I done to
deserve that? Why me?
629
00:51:37,533 --> 00:51:40,233
Why me?
630
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:56,800
Sorry, took a bit longer.
Have you been waiting for long?
631
00:51:56,833 --> 00:52:02,000
I've been here for an hour,
'cause I couldn't wait to see
you ...
632
00:52:06,067 --> 00:52:08,133
What's this?
633
00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:11,033
Are you serious?
634
00:52:11,067 --> 00:52:15,633
No, I rephrase:
What about the roses?
635
00:52:15,667 --> 00:52:18,333
Don't you like them?
636
00:52:22,533 --> 00:52:25,200
So - how are you?
637
00:52:25,233 --> 00:52:29,233
Since you're gone I
can't eat, I can't sleep...
638
00:52:29,267 --> 00:52:32,400
This morning I rammed a
fork into my tigh just to see
639
00:52:32,433 --> 00:52:34,233
whether I was still
able to feel pain
640
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,500
Aha.
641
00:52:36,533 --> 00:52:39,233
And? You feel something?
642
00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:51,267
Gee, Daniel, I
don't want this.
643
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:52,367
Wait!
644
00:52:52,867 --> 00:52:56,300
I've missed you so much!
645
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,400
The sight of you
sitting on top of him ...
646
00:53:04,667 --> 00:53:09,667
No, please stop it, Daniel, I
don't want you to touch me!
647
00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:16,333
Alex, please try and
forget about the chap.
648
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:23,633
I have. It's over and I'll never
do something like this again.
649
00:53:25,233 --> 00:53:30,167
I made a mistake, a bad mistake,
a horrible mistake and I'm
sorry.
650
00:53:32,533 --> 00:53:37,533
I sincerely,
cordially apologise.
651
00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:45,067
I mean, your ex-lovers - haven't
they made any mistakes at all?
652
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:46,467
Pardon?
653
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:52,400
Sorry, it's not
that important.
654
00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:57,800
Daniel, I have to be going
anyway, got a lot to do.
655
00:53:57,833 --> 00:54:04,367
I quit script-writing. Alex, the
truth is, without you, I cannot
write anymore.
656
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:08,100
Without you, I cannot
do anything at all!
657
00:54:08,133 --> 00:54:13,100
I beg you: Come back to
me! We're so good together.
658
00:54:13,133 --> 00:54:17,333
Doesn't that mean
anything to you?
659
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,367
Just a moment please.
660
00:54:28,233 --> 00:54:31,533
Hello, sweetie pie. Just wanted
to know what you're doing.
661
00:54:31,567 --> 00:54:37,367
Ya ... Jasmin! Listen, I
can' speak right now.
662
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:42,400
I'll call you back in
five minutes, ok? Ta Ta!
663
00:54:43,433 --> 00:54:46,000
My sister.
664
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:53,267
Listen, I'm dying to go to the
loo. Two minutes. Don't leave.
665
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,800
Jasmin ...
666
00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:21,633
Sod it!
667
00:56:00,767 --> 00:56:05,767
What did you just call me?
Jasmin? What's this all about?
668
00:56:08,733 --> 00:56:11,133
Are you alright?
669
00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:15,533
It's only me, Alex,
remember? We have met briefly.
670
00:56:15,567 --> 00:56:18,700
I interrupted your orgasm
a couple of weeks ago.
671
00:56:18,733 --> 00:56:23,733
Hey, what a surprise! I'm
chuffed! How are you doing?
672
00:56:39,733 --> 00:56:42,533
Hey, Alex, I've
been thinking and ...
673
00:56:42,567 --> 00:56:45,367
Where are you
going? Alex, stay here!
674
00:56:50,367 --> 00:56:52,333
What is it?
675
00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:53,633
Are you alone?
676
00:56:53,667 --> 00:56:55,400
Alone would be an
understatement.
677
00:56:55,433 --> 00:56:56,667
Can I come?
678
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,033
Daniel?
679
00:56:59,133 --> 00:57:00,733
Come round. I'll cheer you up.
680
00:57:03,433 --> 00:57:07,367
My stupidity beggars belief!
681
00:57:08,433 --> 00:57:11,467
Excuse me. I'm a bit
absent-minded today.
682
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:13,533
When I think of tonight ...
683
00:57:13,733 --> 00:57:15,267
Do we really have to go there?
684
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:18,700
I can't be bothered to squeeze
myself into a bikini, with all
the others ...
685
00:57:18,733 --> 00:57:19,867
No, there's no way around it.
686
00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:23,700
We have to go. If we don't,
Steffi will go ballistic.
687
00:57:23,733 --> 00:57:25,700
You know, if I were a
smoker, this would be
688
00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:27,333
the moment to
have a cigarette.
689
00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:29,367
Good idea!
690
00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:36,400
A spliff would
come in handy now.
691
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,767
It's better to hold a
cigarette in your hand
692
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,067
than o have no
foothold at all.
693
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,400
But you've got your tea.
694
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:48,100
Steffi! That daft
cow has my fags!
695
00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:53,333
We're really quite buggered.
696
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:59,133
Why did I go and see
Daniel, after all that's ...
697
00:57:59,167 --> 00:58:03,467
Heey! You wanted to
clarify things, that's normal.
698
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:05,767
The git is plainly fucked up.
699
00:58:07,367 --> 00:58:12,000
Maybe you should think of
him as some sort of exercise.
700
00:58:12,367 --> 00:58:14,733
Perhaps ... you are
ready for Mr. Right now.
701
00:58:16,267 --> 00:58:19,133
Perhaps you have
sown your wild oats.
702
00:58:19,167 --> 00:58:20,833
Have you sown your wild oats?
703
00:58:20,867 --> 00:58:22,267
Y E P !
704
00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:25,700
- Must be my delivery!
705
00:58:25,733 --> 00:58:27,833
- Must be my
delivery! - Your sardines?
706
00:58:27,867 --> 00:58:29,733
Jesus, you're quite addicted
to the stuff, aren't you?
707
00:58:29,767 --> 00:58:33,367
One tin a day,
that's my philosophy!
708
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,367
It's the cock on his dunghill.
709
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:48,533
Steffi, tricky slag that she is,
must have given him my address!
710
00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:50,400
Tobi, you can't do that!
711
00:58:50,433 --> 00:58:53,767
This means war!
712
00:58:59,867 --> 00:59:01,367
You - here?
713
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:08,367
Steffi asked me to deliver
Tobi's bikini for tonight.
714
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:13,600
Tell her I'll thank her
face-to-face. When she's least
expecting it.
715
00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:15,367
Don't you want to come in?
716
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,533
- If I don't bother you.
717
00:59:16,567 --> 00:59:18,467
- If I don't bother you. -
You're always bothering me.
718
00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:21,400
How primitive, even for
your standarts, Tobi.
719
00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:24,267
That's my hobby, dearie.
720
00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:27,333
Don't listen to him.
721
00:59:27,367 --> 00:59:32,367
So, how are you doing? You
were a bit out of it yesterday.
722
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,267
I'm fine. No, really, these
last three days were grand.
723
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:39,367
Wooow! This one's
ultra-flamboyant!
724
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,067
I chose it for you.
725
00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:46,100
Leolet! You're an angel indeed!
I've got something for you.
726
00:59:48,767 --> 00:59:50,633
- Here you are.
727
00:59:50,667 --> 00:59:52,167
- Here you are. - What's that?
728
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,433
A suggestion for your last meal
before execution written by
David Lynch.
729
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:56,233
What for?
730
00:59:56,267 --> 00:59:59,467
For a full stomach
on the gallows.
731
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:02,167
Tobi, how many people do you
want to please with this?
732
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,833
Well, I made two
hundred copies.
733
01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:08,467
Please don't take it
personally. I got one, too.
734
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,100
I haven't the faintest idea how
to cope with your gallow's
humour.
735
01:00:12,133 --> 01:00:17,067
Well, you don't have to.
Time to leave! Ta Ta! Waving!
736
01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:24,100
Tobi, you can't be all there!
Are you nuts? That wasn't very
helpful!
737
01:00:41,233 --> 01:00:44,733
I am a lion - I am a lion ...
738
01:00:57,567 --> 01:00:59,233
Ah, there you are!
739
01:00:59,533 --> 01:01:02,400
And I almost thought the whole
shopping tour was for nothing.
740
01:01:02,433 --> 01:01:03,367
- Am I too late?
741
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,833
- No, no, not
everyone has turned up yet.
742
01:01:04,867 --> 01:01:07,267
You shouldn't have.
743
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:09,233
Come in.
744
01:01:14,367 --> 01:01:16,033
Where's your bikini then?
745
01:01:16,067 --> 01:01:17,400
I wear it underneath.
746
01:01:17,433 --> 01:01:20,667
Chop - chop! Get undressed!
747
01:01:24,133 --> 01:01:25,833
We have to take a
Polaroid picture.
748
01:01:25,867 --> 01:01:27,133
A what now?
749
01:01:27,167 --> 01:01:31,233
Otherwise it's
only half the fun.
750
01:01:32,767 --> 01:01:35,033
And should one of these
blokes ever get rich,
751
01:01:35,067 --> 01:01:37,167
I'll have brilliant
material for blackmail.
752
01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:49,533
There you are!
Really enchanting!
753
01:01:51,267 --> 01:01:56,267
I'm feeling a bit emasculated.
754
01:01:56,533 --> 01:02:01,333
You'll see, this outfit bonds
different people together.
755
01:02:02,233 --> 01:02:04,267
Cute! Come on!
756
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,667
What's happened to Tobi?
757
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:20,667
Heat and bondage,
the latest craze.
758
01:02:22,267 --> 01:02:24,767
I did warn him - one
stupid remark and...
759
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,333
He preserved for
exactly ten seconds.
760
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:29,233
It's a lot more comfortable.
761
01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:31,800
Drinks and snacks are here.
762
01:02:31,833 --> 01:02:35,700
That's gonna be Kerstin
and Alex. Just a tick.
763
01:02:40,733 --> 01:02:43,200
You're looking rad!
764
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,367
Adorable.
765
01:02:57,767 --> 01:03:00,433
What a sight you are!
766
01:03:00,467 --> 01:03:02,400
Cheers, I'm about
t get used to it.
767
01:03:02,433 --> 01:03:06,400
Fits perfectly, doesn't it?
768
01:03:06,433 --> 01:03:10,600
What? Usually there's something
hanging out of blokes' trousers.
769
01:03:10,633 --> 01:03:13,200
But Leo seems to have
stowed everything nicely.
770
01:03:14,533 --> 01:03:16,733
Don't worry, she does
that to everybody.
771
01:03:16,767 --> 01:03:18,633
I'll go see the others.
772
01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:26,800
What have you done with Tobi?
773
01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:29,033
We should've done that much
earlier, don't you think?
774
01:03:29,067 --> 01:03:33,000
Brilliant!
Absolutely brilliant!
775
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,633
Promise you'll watch
your venomous tongue
776
01:05:26,667 --> 01:05:31,000
for the rest of the
evening and I'll untie you.
777
01:05:31,767 --> 01:05:34,900
Just give me a nod.
778
01:05:38,633 --> 01:05:45,800
You want m to untie you?
Promise you'll behave?
779
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:14,167
Have you totally lost your
marbles? Chaining me up for over
4 hours?
780
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:17,267
ARE YOU MAD?
781
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,567
I've had enough! Bye!
782
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:24,433
Tobi, calm down. I thought
you had a sense of humour!
783
01:06:25,100 --> 01:06:31,500
Sense of humour? What kind
of friends are you anyway?
784
01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:35,367
You'll hear from my solicitor!
785
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,533
But you don't
have a solicitor!
786
01:06:37,567 --> 01:06:40,300
Not YET!
787
01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:44,000
Tobi, wait! I'm sorry!
788
01:07:10,667 --> 01:07:12,167
- Kerstin, what's up?
789
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,033
- Kerstin, what's up? -
I wanted to have sex.
790
01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,667
I wanted to have
sex. Look at the time!
791
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:21,133
It's past midnight and not
even a tongue in sight!
792
01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:24,400
Mh ... well ... I
don't know ...
793
01:07:24,433 --> 01:07:27,167
Are you up for
it, by any chance?
794
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:30,100
Not today, love.
795
01:07:30,467 --> 01:07:34,467
Never mind. I know
you fancy Alex.
796
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:38,067
Is that obvious?
797
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:44,567
Excuse me? Everybody knows that.
Except for Alex, of course.
798
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,367
He only notices
someone is coming on to him
799
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:50,100
when he is already
sitting on his face.
800
01:07:55,533 --> 01:07:58,233
Let me give you a
little advice.
801
01:07:58,267 --> 01:08:01,467
Get me a beer.
802
01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:04,333
You do want sex, right?
803
01:08:04,367 --> 01:08:05,767
Well, I ...
804
01:08:07,433 --> 01:08:12,100
Stop babbling! Don't be
a chicken, be a lion!
805
01:08:12,133 --> 01:08:15,533
You do want sex!
Real, virile sex!
806
01:08:16,733 --> 01:08:18,067
Yes.
807
01:08:18,867 --> 01:08:21,267
Alex really likes
you, believe me!
808
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:27,600
Thing is, he's a bit slow.
Could you open that, please?
809
01:08:32,300 --> 01:08:34,033
You need to be a bit
more assertive about it
810
01:08:34,067 --> 01:08:36,367
if you want
something to happen.
811
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,300
You think I should ...
812
01:08:40,433 --> 01:08:43,733
Hey, this is the perfect time.
Both of you are hardly dressed.
813
01:08:43,767 --> 01:08:45,767
What's more, Tobi is
temporarily hors de combat,
814
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:46,667
you should keep that in mind.
815
01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:49,067
What has Tobi got
against me, anyway?
816
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:54,100
You're a bit
slow yourself, eh?
817
01:09:03,467 --> 01:09:10,333
hy are you still
here? Go for it!
818
01:09:13,067 --> 01:09:17,100
Lion! Lion!
819
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:26,133
So you don't like
men with rosy cheeks?
820
01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:30,200
Don't like red noses either.
821
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,200
Did you enjoy
yourself in the kitchen?
822
01:09:34,233 --> 01:09:38,033
Yes, we had a good chat.
823
01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:42,267
Alex, do you
feel like dancing?
824
01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:47,300
Um - yes, sure, with pleasure!
825
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:08,133
Hi. I live above you. And
it's four in the morning.
826
01:11:11,533 --> 01:11:14,633
You live above me?
827
01:11:16,567 --> 01:11:18,567
Since when?
828
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:22,167
For about half a year now.
829
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:27,600
I can't sleep and I have
to get up early tomorrow.
830
01:11:27,633 --> 01:11:32,633
So I was going to ask you if
you could turn down the music.
831
01:11:35,767 --> 01:11:39,433
But of course.
I'm really sorry.
832
01:11:41,867 --> 01:11:46,567
I like your music. It's
just a bit too loud.
833
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,633
Thanks.
834
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:54,433
Why do you have to get
up early on sunday?
835
01:11:54,467 --> 01:11:59,467
I work in a gym and got my
first class at ten o'clock.
836
01:12:06,267 --> 01:12:09,767
Can I offer you
anything to get off to sleep?
837
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,733
Coc ... Cocoa tea?
838
01:12:11,767 --> 01:12:14,067
Coc ... Cocoa tea with honey?
839
01:12:14,100 --> 01:12:16,367
Hop tea?
840
01:12:24,267 --> 01:12:27,567
Myself?
841
01:13:31,133 --> 01:13:33,233
What a nice evening.
842
01:13:33,267 --> 01:13:35,667
Yes. Great fun.
843
01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:40,700
I never would've thought a
bikini siuts me that well ...
844
01:13:43,167 --> 01:13:45,200
Whose idea was it anyway?
845
01:13:45,867 --> 01:13:47,433
Don't know.
846
01:13:47,467 --> 01:13:51,633
I think Steffi and Tobi 've
already been doing this before I
got to know them.
847
01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:54,200
How did you meet?
848
01:13:54,567 --> 01:14:00,433
Oh my... That's long ago.
Sometime I was sitting next to
them in the cinema.
849
01:14:00,467 --> 01:14:07,767
I had bought popcorn and when I
started to eat Tobi took it from
me.
850
01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:11,300
So you were too noisy?
851
01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:15,533
Yes, he said: "You get the crap
back when the bullshit is over."
852
01:14:15,567 --> 01:14:19,600
Afterwards we went
for a beer together.
853
01:14:19,633 --> 01:14:23,400
We've been seeing each
other almost daily ever since.
854
01:14:23,433 --> 01:14:26,433
Isn't that too much?
855
01:14:26,467 --> 01:14:34,767
I never thought about
it. They're my friends.
856
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,367
Don't get me wrong, I
think that's wonderful.
857
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,600
I've never had this
kind of friendship.
858
01:14:40,633 --> 01:14:44,233
I meet most of my friends
only a couple of times a year.
859
01:14:44,267 --> 01:14:46,533
You've been on the move.
860
01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:50,267
True. Maybe I'm
simply a loner.
861
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:54,400
I don't know. I feel
at ease with you guys.
862
01:14:55,733 --> 01:14:59,600
Despite Tobi?
863
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:04,467
It takes a while to
get used to Tobi.
864
01:15:05,433 --> 01:15:07,633
Back then I kept
on asking myself
865
01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:10,533
what the bloke's got
against me for weeks.
866
01:15:10,567 --> 01:15:14,533
Until I realised: That's
Tobi. That's the way he is.
867
01:15:22,533 --> 01:15:27,533
Know what, I appreciate it
very much being alone with you.
868
01:15:37,633 --> 01:15:41,433
Would you be appalled
869
01:15:41,467 --> 01:15:45,100
if I told you that
I'd like to kiss you?
870
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:51,600
Yes. I would say "Keep
your greasy hands off me"
871
01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:30,700
We're really good at sex. We
should go on tour with this.
872
01:18:30,733 --> 01:18:35,733
Rather not. My mum would be
sitting in the front row.
873
01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:49,433
And now?
874
01:18:49,467 --> 01:18:53,733
Now I'm going to
have a shower.
875
01:18:55,433 --> 01:19:00,433
No, I mean what are we
doing with ourselves now?
876
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:04,200
You choose.
877
01:19:04,233 --> 01:19:08,633
What's that supposed to mean?
878
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:14,367
Leo, I like you. You think I
wouldn't be here if I didn't?
879
01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:17,433
Thing is ...
880
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,300
... I am coming out of
a long relationship
881
01:19:22,667 --> 01:19:25,767
and the last thing I
want is a new one.
882
01:19:34,667 --> 01:19:38,067
Wow. That's rough.
883
01:19:39,233 --> 01:19:44,233
Please don't get me wrong.
884
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:49,767
What is there to get wrong?
885
01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:55,700
Why don't we
just wait and see?
886
01:19:56,167 --> 01:20:01,167
Alex, I want all or
nothing. End of story.
887
01:20:02,633 --> 01:20:07,633
What does that mean now?
888
01:20:26,467 --> 01:20:30,600
He's got a breadmachine at home,
with which he can make bread!
889
01:20:30,633 --> 01:20:34,067
He's even got a whole grain
shredding machine which grinds
grain into flour-
890
01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:39,800
and he got up at three in the
morning to make rolls for me and
coffee!
891
01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:42,333
Steffi, honey! there you are!
892
01:20:42,367 --> 01:20:44,400
Steffi! At last!
893
01:20:44,433 --> 01:20:46,367
Aaah, what a beautiful
summer! I feel inspired.
894
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:47,867
Sit down. I'll buy
drinks for everyone today.
895
01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:52,833
Say, how are you? Had a good
day? How are things in your
psycho office?
896
01:20:52,867 --> 01:20:56,267
I haven't got a clue what this
is all about, but it scares me
897
01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:58,367
and I want to know
what's up right away.
898
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,467
He's had sex.
899
01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:05,400
Oh, has another
year passed already?
900
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:09,300
Ugh! Sarcasms
oozing from your mouth
901
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:12,300
like brimstone from
a volcanic crack.
902
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:15,700
Uuuuh, you've been polishing
that sentence for quite a while,
eh?
903
01:21:15,733 --> 01:21:17,500
Right! I've wanted to get
this off my chest some time.
904
01:21:17,533 --> 01:21:20,733
So? Who's the one responsible
for your rejuvenation?
905
01:21:20,767 --> 01:21:25,600
There you are, my little
hot bunny. I've missed you.
906
01:21:25,633 --> 01:21:28,700
Those were the longest
five minutes of my life.
907
01:21:28,733 --> 01:21:31,300
Next time I'll come with you.
908
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,100
Fantastic idea ...
909
01:21:33,133 --> 01:21:35,133
Tell me I'm dreaming.
910
01:21:35,167 --> 01:21:39,267
We seem to have
the same dream.
911
01:21:40,133 --> 01:21:42,167
Hi, Steffi, I'm Philipp.
912
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:45,233
Hi, Philipp. I'm surprised.
913
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,067
I've been watching
you quite often,
914
01:21:50,100 --> 01:21:53,333
so I'm really chuffed to
get to know you at last.
915
01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:57,300
Tobi and I would like to raise
glasses. Want some sparkling
wine?
916
01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:59,367
No, cheers, I
stick with water.
917
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:00,733
come on!
918
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:06,033
Seriously!
919
01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:15,200
See this?
920
01:22:15,233 --> 01:22:18,167
These bars stand for six
years of being clean.
921
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,467
No alcohol and
drugs for six years.
922
01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:23,400
Kudos to you!
923
01:22:23,433 --> 01:22:25,167
I didn't know that.
924
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:28,233
I always thought it was the
number of her ex-boyfriends.
925
01:22:28,267 --> 01:22:32,233
No, seriously. If I only drink a
skip of sparkling wine, I'll be
926
01:22:32,267 --> 01:22:34,133
licking the waiter's arse
at the end of the evening,
927
01:22:34,167 --> 01:22:36,567
only to buy speed
with his tips.
928
01:22:41,133 --> 01:22:44,067
More sparkling wine?
929
01:22:53,133 --> 01:22:56,733
We'll have another bottle.
930
01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:01,367
And another small
mineral water, please.
931
01:24:14,133 --> 01:24:17,433
No, you hang up first.
932
01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:20,167
No, you!
933
01:24:21,733 --> 01:24:24,533
No, you!
934
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:32,733
You're still there.
935
01:24:32,767 --> 01:24:35,000
This is a nightmare.
936
01:24:36,433 --> 01:24:40,133
You old romantic, you!
937
01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:46,700
You silly boy, you live above
me, so why don't you come down?
938
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:52,033
Right, I'll hang up now.
939
01:24:52,067 --> 01:24:54,600
Yes, can do.
940
01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:58,600
Ok, I count to three ...
941
01:24:58,633 --> 01:25:00,667
Then we hang up
at the same time.
942
01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:02,167
One ...
943
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:04,367
... Two ...
944
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:08,500
... Two and a half ...
945
01:25:09,067 --> 01:25:11,467
Did you hang up?
946
01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:19,533
Missing you!
947
01:25:21,567 --> 01:25:25,267
He's just had a shower.
948
01:25:25,467 --> 01:25:30,267
Yesterday, he
brought me flowers.
949
01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:32,167
Yeah, very nice, Tobi.
950
01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:37,200
He brought me flowers
... from a FLOWER SHOP!
951
01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:42,433
You got a screw loose? Don't you
realise that Alex is miserable?
952
01:25:43,467 --> 01:25:48,467
Alex? Look Alex, I
thought of something.
953
01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:58,233
You're sabotaging your
own happiness - UH!
954
01:25:58,267 --> 01:26:03,667
This is really gormless - UH!
955
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:07,633
Tobi - you've just rhymed
happiness with gormless.
956
01:26:07,667 --> 01:26:10,767
I'm still developing.
957
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:14,700
And you're stupid! Don't
forget you're stupid!
958
01:26:16,333 --> 01:26:20,667
He's got already
your key to the flat?
959
01:26:24,533 --> 01:26:29,533
Tobi's gonna have a shag!
Tobi's gonna have a shag!
960
01:26:34,833 --> 01:26:37,133
Blimey! Stop it, will you?!
961
01:26:37,167 --> 01:26:40,400
Right, emergency meeting.
962
01:26:41,367 --> 01:26:44,500
Has Alex blown it with Leo?
963
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,567
Do you have to
tell him everything?
964
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,700
Just ignore him.
965
01:26:48,733 --> 01:26:52,633
Alex, let me tell
you something ...
966
01:26:52,667 --> 01:26:55,467
You go first, sweety pie.
967
01:26:57,500 --> 01:27:01,433
Alex, love is
like a butterfly.
968
01:27:01,467 --> 01:27:03,767
If you push too hard, it dies.
969
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:06,467
- And if you don't push
it at all, it flies away.
970
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:10,167
I'm gonna be sick.
971
01:27:15,633 --> 01:27:19,333
Alex, for me in a
solid relationship ...
972
01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:24,533
Tobi, you've been in a solid
relationship for seven days!
973
01:27:24,567 --> 01:27:26,667
So what? That's about
seven times as long
974
01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:29,600
as the average homosexual
over 25 in this city!
975
01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:31,267
You're over 25?
976
01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:35,267
Oh ... naughty boy!
977
01:27:42,633 --> 01:27:45,667
In the past, I used to go
duck shooting every sunday
978
01:27:45,700 --> 01:27:47,800
with my dad and the dogs.
979
01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:51,467
And every time we came
home without any ducks.
980
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:55,767
Then we realised we hadn't
tossed the dogs high enough.
981
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:58,333
Tobi, I hope this
story has a punch line.
982
01:27:58,367 --> 01:28:01,833
What I wanna say is this:
983
01:28:01,867 --> 01:28:05,067
Love is like duck shooting,
984
01:28:05,100 --> 01:28:09,067
you only have to toss
your dogs high enough.
985
01:28:09,700 --> 01:28:13,267
Tobi - You're
completely bonkers!
986
01:28:18,367 --> 01:28:23,367
Looks like this
is a case for ...
987
01:28:25,533 --> 01:28:30,533
SUPER-TOBI!
988
01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:43,167
What are you doing
here? Get lost!
989
01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:47,300
Shut your face! If you can
get addresses, so can I.
990
01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:50,467
Pretty fashionable
here, a real fat cat flat.
991
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:52,700
What do you want? I really ...
992
01:28:54,167 --> 01:28:56,833
Which part of "shut your
face" didn't you understand?
993
01:28:56,867 --> 01:28:59,300
Sit down, we have to talk.
994
01:29:07,267 --> 01:29:09,600
So ... Leo, I don't like you.
995
01:29:09,633 --> 01:29:13,667
You're a strange little man, the
gap between your incisors is way
too big ...
996
01:29:13,700 --> 01:29:15,400
... and I think
you smell funny.
997
01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:19,333
Still, Alex wants you, so you
go there now to make him happy.
998
01:29:19,367 --> 01:29:23,167
Otherwise I will iron the
wrinkles of your anus with this.
999
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:28,200
And I don't like
tenderness. Got me?
1000
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:31,300
GOT ME?
1001
01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:33,733
Yes, iron the
wrinkles of my anus.
1002
01:29:33,767 --> 01:29:37,200
So, get up! Go to Alex.
1003
01:29:49,433 --> 01:29:57,300
Leo, I'm terribly sorry. I
didn't mean what I said.
1004
01:29:57,333 --> 01:30:00,767
Would you please shut up now?
1005
01:30:02,433 --> 01:30:05,700
Like the taste of
his tonsils, Leo?
1006
01:30:08,267 --> 01:30:11,067
Oh, don't take any
notice of me, go on.
1007
01:30:11,267 --> 01:30:14,367
I promise I won't
feel up myself.
1008
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:16,033
Tobi, if you don't
get lost at once,
1009
01:30:16,067 --> 01:30:18,133
you'll have to pick up your
teeth with broken fingers.
1010
01:30:18,167 --> 01:30:21,300
There you are.
You're learning.
1011
01:30:22,567 --> 01:30:26,467
Has someone find
the lion in himself?
1012
01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:28,633
Very sexy.
1013
01:33:19,867 --> 01:33:28,133
... and that's
just the beginning.
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