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Tsutsun.

Go out with me.

3 days ago.

Nothing is impossible for a magical girl!

Ezomichi!

Ezomichi...what are we going to do?

We need to stop being so hesitant!

Biririn!

Verdy...

Everything is destined to be guided by the Ouroboros.

The drawing is good, there's no problem with the directing, and it's movie level quality.

But is there too much flying?

Because it is an original work I can feel the battle that the company is going through.

I feel like the quality is going to go down in the second half.

All it's going to take is 5 dialogues for me to confirm that.

I hope that Director Takano isn't reckless with this one. (Hey!)

Hey!

Hey!

We have a good harvest this season.

For crying out loud!

Hey, you weeb!

What's wrong Ezomichi?

What? You're having an affair with another anime!

Listen up. In this third season..

You only have 15 rotations per episode.

Okay!

As a person who loves 2D..

It is very important for me to support new anime evenly. (Okay, okay, okay!)

Hold on! Hold on!

You don't know anything about a magical girl's heart!

Even though I save the world every day...(Ezomichi, Ezomichi)

Japan is known as "Cool Japan"..

There's not a very strong desire on improving the environment for animators.

The only thing we can do is to buy their stuff and maybe that will help improve their environment just a little bit!

You're just a weeb!

Are you trying to carry the Anime industry on your back?

That's not it!

No, no, no, no...

No, no, no! That's not it!

I get it!

No, that's really not it! I'm not a savior!

He's talking to himself on a whole other level...

So cool!

Ah, it's no good!

Hey!

Are you okay!?

I'm okay!

I'm glad that it didn't break!

It burns!!

I'm so unlucky...

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Are you going to be late?

I still have time...

I'm so unlucky!

You're unlucky!

Don't accidents happen to you all the time? Like hot water spilling on you?

But I feel like it's on another level today...

Hey...please help me...

Please save me!

Hey, that's imprudent!

You're pretty unlucky meow!

Stray cats....an old lady....

Stray cats! An old lady!

Stop it!

You don't care about real life!

I'll be there soon!

You're going to be late!

Late! You're going to be late!

Shut up!

Excuse me!

I made it in time...

What happened Tsutsui? You're breathing pretty heavily...

Nothing special...it's just a normal day...

Did you get involved with real life? You mustn't do that.

Let's live quietly in the 2D world.

We need to live under the guidance of the Ouroboros.

I found them! I found them! I found them!

It's those two! Those two!

That zone is amazing!

Let's go! Let's go!

Look at his ears though!

This dude has 4 ears bro!

What's going?

Which one is the real one?

Stop it! Stop it! (Yameroutte)

Chiba Lotte! *It rhymes with Yameroutte, it's a baseball team*

What do you think? Of the joke?

What do you think?

It was no good?

It looks like it was no good!

It was no good...

Shit!

Umm...what was your name again?

Tsu...tsui...

Tsutsu?

Tsutsui!

Tsutsui-kun!

You know what?

I got called to the office.

Could you go instead of me?

And who are you?

Takanashi Mitsuya.

Are you busy or something?

No...

Thanks!

Thank you so much!

Mitsuya!

Later!

You accepted it Tsutsui.

I'm deeply sorry!

I didn't call you over here though!

No, you did.

Please just leave it at that.

Well, whatever.

Hey! Hey! Over here! Over here!

Igarashi Iroha. Clean the pool with this guy!

Okay!

What?

I've heard a lot of rumors about her!

Like she's a delinquent, a bitch, the bad guy, and the bad girl!

She only has a good face! She's the spawn of Satan!

Well...those were just bad rumors though...

No!

She was called over to do the pool cleaning just like that other guy was!

She's definitely not going to come!

No, this actually makes it way more convenient!

I'm doing the best I can do with this 3D world!

I'm just breathing in the same air in the same space!

See! She's not here!

I'm right here though.

What is it? Did you think I wouldn't come?

Let me borrow the brush!

Y..Yo..

What?

I'll...do it.

You...can leave.

What? Just give it to me already!

We fell down!

We can't go into the school building until we dry off!

I've never skipped class until now!

Why are you taking of your clothes!?

I still have on my shirt!

Anyways, just don't do it!

You don't have any resistance to this?

Taisei?

Like...do you have a girlfriend?

It looks like you can't speak to girls either!

I can!

When? With who?

Right now...with you...

You're pretty funny! What's your name?

Tsutsui.

Tsu..tsutsui.

Tsutsui?

It's kinda hard to say that so I'll call you Tsutsun okay?

It's impossible!

Hey Tsutsun.

It's better if you fall in love.

This girl...I'm the weakest guy here...

In that case why don't you go out with me?

Don't screw with me!

Don't just smile and try to sneak into a person's heart!

All you're going to do is trample all over me!

Then I'll slowly start to get feelings for you!

Then I won't be able to think straight!

You're just saying that on a whim!

Did you think I was going to say "Yahoo!" and jump for joy!?

Don't think that you can do everything with that face of yours!

That's true.

I just meant it as a joke...

Sorry!

Was I in the wrong?

Was it my fault!?

It's your fault!

Right now you are in the wrong.

It's insane to challenge an enemy without an auto ID.

Sorry!

That's not like you! Did something happen?

Hey Ito...

Actually...

I kinda just went off on that girl and said some stuff...

W-What did you say?

I said "Don't screw with me!"

You aren't looking!

I didn't see you!

This is really bad Tsutsui!

And furthermore I was yelling at her...

You need to apologize! Right now!

But I had my reasons! A girl like that was talking to a glasses weeb like me...

Apologize!

Tsutsui!

This isn't a matter of ethics...this is a matter of life and death!

Do not take 3D girls lightly! Use all the information you have on them!

But I have to meet up with her again in order to apologize!

No! This barrier is too high for me to go over!

Tsutsui!

Your barren arguments mean nothing! Apologize!

Biririn! Birirbu!

I need to live under the guidance of the Ouroboros!

Shouldn't you just stop?

I wanna quit! I wanna go home!

You have a lot of anime on your hard disk waiting to be watched at home!

The development this week is amazing!

Oh..for real?

Wait..

I need to hurry up and apologize to her like a normal Japanese person.

Hey you!

Yes?

Show me the inside of your bag!

Why?

You stole something didn't you?

I didn't!

I saw you! I saw you damn it!

This too! Get the hell over here!

No! It wasn't me! (Manager! Nishizono floor manager!)

It's a high school girl thief! I found the high school girl thief!

Nishizono floor manager! She's right here!

The high school girl thief is right here!

A high school girl thief!

You shouldn't get involved with real life!

How did this happen? I was going to give her an ordinary Japanese apology!

Leave her alone! Leave her alone!

But it's a false accusation isn't it?

You reap what you sow right?

She gives off a bad girl aura doesn't she?

High school girl thief! High school girl thief!

I didn't steal anything!

Hmph! I'm going to call the cops!

You don't need to do that! I'll show you right now! Look!

Should I take off my clothes too?

Please do that!

It wasn't her!

It wasn't her!

What's up with you? How do you know that?

I know!

I mean...

I've been tailing her this whole time.

She left school at 4:22 then she departed for Shinjuku at 4:39.

She arrived at the Nishi Meigaoka station at 4:47.

Then after she checked the time on her smartphone she came into this shop at 4:52.

She browsed through the "I want to visit the world heritage" and "The paradise of the world shown with pictures" books.

She's doing that right now.

I've....always been watching her.

This is the police. What's wrong?

This is bad!

We have a stalker who is stalking a high school girl...

He is a high school boy stalker...

Wait up! Wait up!

I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I'm sorry...

My bad!

I'm sorry...I'm sorry..I'm sorry...

You went to apologize to her after school.

I'm sorry...

Then while you were trying to find the right time you began to stalk her.

I'm sorry!

And on top of that you basically told everyone "I'm a stalker".

I'm sorry!

How did things end up like that?

Ito...is there some kind of reset button here?

There's not! This is a super emergency Tsutsui!

You need to practice so this doesn't happen again next time!

Say "I'm sorry!"

I'm sorry..I'm sorry...I'm sorry...

I'm sorry...I'm sorry...

Tsutsun.

Go out with me.

I'm sorry!

Is that right?

Tsutsui...What have you done!?

What do you mean? I apologized to her properly!

No that was probably seen as a reject...

What have you done!? (Who are you?)

Ishino Arisa! No....What kind of relationship do you have with Igarashi-san?

Why did a sweaty four-eyed weeb like you with no social standing reject Igarashi-san by saying "I'm sorry!"?

Huh? Why?

What?

I know I said sorry but I was apologizing about the stalking incident!

In the classroom I wasn't really thinking about...(Hold on!)

Hold on! I don't understand you!

I don't understand...

I want to hear the reason why you want to go out with me..

That's because...

I want you to become my boyfriend.

Calm down and think about this!

She has a grudge on me! There's no way she would want to date me!

Besides, I can't get involved with girls at all!

She's trying to find a new way to bully you!

A new way to bully me! I see!

So basically she's going to trick me into becoming her boyfriend! It's a slave contract!

And then she's going to get into my heart and try to mess me up from the inside!

Amazing!

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

If I become your boyfriend...will you forgive me?

I don't really get it but...does that mean you'll go out with me?

I humbly accept...

Then...I look forward to spending half a year with you!

That's long!

In that time period...

Please take care of me!

Hey Tsutsun!

You know what a real boyfriend does, right?

You..are...late!

Why is she waving to me? Is she princess Catherine or something?

For crying out loud!

He really came!

We'll be late!

You're super early!

I've never been late before! (Mission: Pick up)

Tsutsun! You're my boyfriend so if you don't pick me up properly I won't forgive you!

Okay.

What shall I do afterwards so you can forgive me?

That would be...

I want a reliable boyfriend so you have to protect me!

Huh? Protect you? That's so vague...

Eat lunch with me!

It's a date!

Ah...I want a present too!

And then afterwards...

We have to go that far as boyfriend and girlfriend?

I mean...of course they do!

No..that's such a normie thing...

It's real life isn't it?

Stop it!

If I don't do it...

Then is that a no go?

Yep!

We're going to be late!

We're...going..to..be..late!

Shut up!

Pick her up..

Protect her...

Eat lunch with her..

Then a present and a kiss!

Smoochy! Smoochy! Smoochy!

Did she demand all of that?

The more that I think about it, it seems like she keeps on increasing them...

It's like the 8th ring of hell...

Is it possible that she really wants to go out with you as boyfriend and girlfriend?

That's not possible!

She's taking me away from my anime community...what do I get out of this!?

That's good!

Get rid of that negative thinking!

Why do I need to fall in love?

Yeah! You got that right!

You're just being manipulated!

There's no way you can love a 3D girl!

Now then! Repeat after me!

I'm just being manipulated. I won't fall in love.

More!

I'm just being manipulated! I won't fall in love!

More please!

I'm just being manipulated! I won't fall in love! (Say it super loud!)

He becomes more crazy every day....

Kaoru!

You are our first-born son!

I won't fall in love! Yes!

I'm just being manipulated! I won't fall in love!

You like ramen?

Why are you sitting next to me?

Together~

We are going to eat lunch... (Mission: Eat lunch together)

That's right! You're growing!

No, no, no, no....

Are you for real?

No..you gotta be kidding me guys...

Are you dating?

No, there's no way you two are dating.

We are dating!

No, no, no, no..that's not right!

Your social status is totally different!

You are exactly right...

I don't really understand what you mean.

Why is that?

No, like I said...

I seriously think going out with me would be the better option.

No way!

Shut the hell up!

Hey...

He's a weeb from the anime community.

What good do you see in a shut-in loser like him?

Hey. I want to know so tell me.

What part of him is good?

Protect her! (Mission: Protect)

What? What?

Let go of me bro!

A backhug!

Stop it!

A kabedon! *Wall pound*

Get away from me!

I'm sorry!

A chin lift!

I said stop it!

Chiba Lotte!

Hey! Are you okay? Hey! Are you okay?

I'm okay. Take me to Mabuchi sensei.

Mabuchi sensei?

Mabuchi sensei! Mabuchi sensei!

Excuse me! Coming through!

Mabuchi sensei!

An ambulance! Someone please call an ambulance!

Is Mabuchi sensei in right now?

Mabuchi sensei!

Mabuchi sensei! Mabuchi sensei! Is he in right now?

Mabuchi sensei!

Mabuchi sensei. He is calling your name a hundred times.

He gained quite the popularity in this hospital for that show he put on.

You could hear him throughout the hospital after all.

He was saying "Mabuchi Sensei!"

Sorry about that.

Not at all.

Are you okay? Hey...

You're okay aren't you?

It was just anemia.

Mabuchi sensei! Is she really okay?

She's not going to have heart failure or some other kind of awful symptoms afterwards?

She won't!

She'll be fine in 10 minutes.

I'm so glad...

I'm so glad....

Tsutsun.

Don't cry.

I'm leaving now!

Thanks!

For protecting me.

I gained a boyfriend achievement by doing this.

Please take care of me while I finish the remaining accomplishments.

Take care now.

Huh? Is that a new boyfriend?

He's quite a bit different than the others though.

But you know what?

Tsutsun is...

He's a little bit different...I think.

Please tell me about dating.

You're asking me about dating? (Mission: Go on a date)

You're the only one I can rely on Ito.

I need to clear this event. I can't get the bad end!

But like...how did this "Date" thing come to be?

Well about that! While blushing red, the girl will ask "Are you free next week?"

Then your options are "Yes" Or "No" (Tsutsui. Tsutsui. Tsutsui!)

Forget about dating simulation games!

Igarashi-san isn't some childhood friend who lives in your neighborhood and sees you every morning!

Common sense for 2D girls is insanity for 3D girls.

Yes?

Hey. You were all over Mitsuya the over day.

Are you two close?

No, don't look at me like a lost puppy!

Ishino-san! Do you like 2D?

I have no interest in it at all!

Please teach me about dates!

Sure!

Really!? (However!)

Become my wing-man so I can get Mitsuya-kun!

Impossible.

You'd do that for me?

Alright! (That's the one thing I can't do...)

Come on! Get those notes ready!

The first thing would have to be...Ah! Pancakes!

Pancakes... (You have to have pancakes in there!)

Sorry! Were you waiting?

Sorry! Were you waiting?

Are you at the meeting place yet?

The supporting bear plan is perfect! Now we just have to wait for the invasion!

Were you waiting?

First, let's take a walk in the park.

There's ducks in the pond, we can feed them if you want.

Then we can go to a pancake shop after that.

That should take us up to 12:00 hopefully.

Then after that we can change the mood a little bit and see a movie or go shopping.

What is that?

That's no fun!

I want to go to your house Tsutsun!

This is an emergency! Our perfect plan is being thwarted! Respond to me Ito!

I'll be praying for you....

Let's go! (Itoooooo!)

This way?

That's a really well built figure....

Nice to meet you. I'm Igarashi Iroha!

It spoke!!!

It's a human!!

Hikari brought a human girl home!!

Are you sure honey?

Welcome Iroha-chan!

Welcome!!

Please eat as much as you want! You're thin after all!

Thanks for the food! (Mom!)

Iroha-chan might have a modeling job or something like that!

That's true! She is a beauty!

That's right! That's right!

No, no! I'm just a normal high school girl!

You're not ordinary. Why are you going out with Onii-chan?

I...have a bad bug inside my head.

It causes despair for me.

Oh my...

No way...

It was a joke!

A joke? It was a joke?

It was love at first sight!

An incurable disease is easier to believe than that!

How could you fall in love with a blockhead like him at first sight?

Tsutsun. You're really loved.

Is that what it looks like?

Hikari!

I'm so happy for you!

I've...always been so worried about you!

Dad, we made a promise never to mention that.

Tsutsun! I want to see your room!

Yahoo!

If she sees this room, it's over!

Today...Hikari's room...

Doesn't exist!

Today?

Yesterday it was here though.

Yeah.

Is that right?

That's too bad. I'll come again!

Ch..cheers!

Cheers!

I'm going to use the restroom really quick.

Go ahead!

Cheers!

It was a short dream...

Please break up with Iroha-chan properly.

This...is cute.

Can I hold them?

You're not going to leave me?

Why?

Ah! I want to see the Anime that you like!

Wow...amazing!

There's still a lot more coming!

Biririn!

That girl uses magic right?

How nice...

What's wrong Tsutsun?

Nothing...

I was thinking the same thing.

When I first saw Ezomichi...

I thought the same thing.

Really?

That was the first time huh?

That we were on the same wave length.

I'm going to show you more and more fun things in this world!

Later.

Later.

See you tomorrow.

Hey! Are you dead?

Even someone like me...

I wonder if I can fall in love too?

Hmph! You should just quit!

I won't pick up your bones when you're dead.

Smooch! Don't give me that crap!

Ito!

I had fun during that mission!

Is this okay Tsutsui? There's no reset button in real life.

But if this is the way that you decide to go I will gladly accompany you!

Thanks!

A present! (Mission: Present)

Present!

Present!

Present!

Present!

Present!

Your dating advice was not helpful. But it should be this time.

All of the sudden you know what you're doing. Why are you acting all high and mighty on me?

Hey you. Where's that promise about hooking me up with Mitsuya?

You owe me buddy.

Sup!

Don't mind us~

Take care~

What is it?

Could you meet up with Ishino-san?

If you can send her a message that would be great.

This is weird coming from me but I think she is a good person.

Come over here!

Tsutsui-kun!

Don't make me repeat myself!

There's no way that she would fall in love with you.

It would be normal if Igarashi-san went out with me.

Present...

Present...

Understood?

Present...

Present!

Right up here is me...and Igarashi-san.

I need money for a present! (And then...)

You're right here Tsutsui-kun.

A part-time job! I need a part-time job!

You are a shut-in weeb from the anime community...

A part-time job! I need leave now!

No matter how you see it, there's no way she would date you.

A question!

Tsutsui-kun!

In order to buy a present I need to leave now.

Hey!

Stop screwing with me!

Amazing...that didn't hurt at all!

Can I get a balloon please?

Thanks!

Bye! Bye!

Bye! Bye!

This is amazing!

Just by hiding my face with a mask I can do all of this stuff!

Mama!

What's wrong little girl?

Mama!

What's wrong?

Your Mom is missing?

What's your name?

It's Anzu.

Anzu-chan.

Excuse me! Umm...do you know where the information desk around here is?

I don't know. There isn't one. Tsutsui isn't here.

Is that right?

Alright! Let's look for your Mom together!

Alright, come here.

Excuse me!

Is Anzu-chan's Mom here?

Anzu-chan is right here!

Is her Mom here?

Is Anzu-chan's Mom here?

Anzu-chan is right here!

Excuse me!

Thank you!

Thank you?

Thanks!

I'm so glad!

Thank you! (Not at all!)

Bye! Bye!

I'm happy for them.

That's true!

Later!

Where were you?

I was here!

You liar!

What? Why are you making that kind of face?

It's nothing. I just thought it was pretty rare.

What is?

Did you always like children?

I like them!

I was an idiot...

I was just being carried away by myself.

Listen to this Sensei!

I went to Tsutsun's house the other day but...

Everyone in his family was a wonderful person.

That's why Tsutsun is that kind!

You really do like Tsutsun-kun don't you?

That's not it!

I..also want to become a kind person like Tsutsun.

Tsutsui-kun?

Tsutsui-kun? What's wrong?

Tsutsui-kun? Huh? Where are you going Tsutsui-kun?

Heeey!

Heeeey!

Hey you weeb.

Hey. Is real life really that bad?

What a pain.

You just got teased and played with.

Rururu. Come back~

Get a hold of yourself.

I have a really bad rash so I won't be able to pick you up.

What is that?

Calm down.

I said that I wouldn't get involved with anyone else.

I've calmed myself a little.

Be careful Ayado.

I'll help you out.

No, I'm fine by myself!

No...

No matter how you look at it, you are not fine by yourself with all this stuff.

You're going to help me but then I will owe you a favor and you're going to make me do cleaning or some other kind of chore later.

Is it a new form of bullying?

Sorry, that I called it bullying...

B-bullying is no good...

No...this is such a roundabout way of doing it..

I'll just do the cleaning voluntarily!

Don't worry. Actually, at my current state I'm a human who has undergone new forms of bullying.

That's a bigger reason to bully me!

Someone like me who is at the bottom...

Will get bullied even harder by someone like you!

Ah, I'm sorry!

And on top of that you are speaking to me while beating around the bush!

No...

I'm at the bottom..

I'm destined to be guided by the Ouroboros.

Ouroboros...

Do you like Ezomichi?

Sorry!

Of course Ezomichi is but...

The key points are the "Jintaku" and "Mamadesu"!

The cell style used in the OVA Jintaku was unexpectedly addicting!

I gave an applause before I realized it!

That's right! When the production of it was announced people were hating on it big time though!

Only their department was vandalized though!

But then when it was released it was the best thing ever!

That's for damn sure!

Jintaku leaves you with a feeling of sadness that doesn't go away!

I get the impression that the media mix has been expanded!

They are fighting with their back to the wall!

The publisher is not sure if it's going to be compatible with the Anime!

Even if you just see the broadcast of the show you can see that it's getting special treatment!

What?

Tsutsun...

They look like they're getting along.

Well...

Only a weeb can truly understand another weeb.

They share a deep bond or something like that.

Sorry...

The announcement of Parupun was wonderful!

It was a tragedy that the director will replace the main part and the previous...

I'm sorry. I just met you for the first time and I'm already talking to you like this...

I'm sorry!

No, I also spoke my fair share too.

It made me happy.

My bad!

When you realized that you were getting along with a loser like me you must have felt bad!

That's not it!

I'm super happy too!

Since I started high school I haven't been able to speak to anyone about the things that I like!

Here's some yams!

It's a getting along present!

I'm a first year named Ayado!

Please take care of me!

I'm a 3rd year named Tsutsui!

Please take care of me as well!

Yes!

What is...this?

What?

A yam.

What?

Whatever!

Is that right? Later!

What do you mean by "Later?"

I don't want "Later!"

Then...what do you want?

Forget about it!

Aren't you acting weird?

I think you're contradicting yourself...

Geez..

Hey Tsutsun.

Are you having fun with me?

I want to ask you that.

Is teasing and playing with me fun?

What are you talking about?

Sorry, I have class.

That hurt..

What's up with those yams?

Hey. You should just give up on real life.

Break up with her already.

You did your best!

Come back!

Hey, hey, hey! Mitsuya! Let's go do Karaoke!

Sure!

If Mitsuya is going then I'm going too!

You're going?

Hey, hey, hey!

Good morning!

I broke up with my girlfriend.

It was just like you said it was.

Since I broke up with her please go out with her.

Hey...

But...

In case you don't go out with her...

Then please acknowledge that you weren't able to prove it.

What, what, what?

Were you the back-up for his girlfriend Igarashi-san?

Are you for real?

Did you ask him to do that for you?

For real?

That can't be it!

Don't give me that shit!

I had enough of you looking down on me!

Don't get full of yourself you loser!

Tsutsun!

Are you okay?

What do you want?

Someone like you...

Should turn into space dust!

There's no brain damage. You can go home for today.

Thank...you.

Did you cast some magic on Iroha?

Please keep this a secret from her.

She's really changed out of nowhere.

I mean today...

She really surprised me.

Just a little while ago..

In order to help a little girl who was lost she was yelling loudly.

She said "Is the mother here?"

Do you think it's no big deal?

But you know what?

I've known her for a long time and I just couldn't believe it.

Iroha told me..."I want to become a kind person like Tsutsun."

Please have more confidence.

I'm glad...

I won't apologize to him!

I'm sorry...

I'm okay now...

I'm pissed off.

Please excuse me..

Message Ishino-san!

Do it!

Hurry!

Hurry!

I sent a message to her phone and sent my Line ID.

I sent her a tweet too!

House!

I'm so glad...

What? What's wrong? Are you hurt somewhere?

Sorry!

What's wrong Tsutsun?

I misunderstood you and I lied to you.

I'm really sorry!

Hikari!!!!

What did you do to this young lady!???

Amazing! Did you make this Tsutsun?

I made you a thank you gift.

It's Ayado-san.

I'll introduce you!

This is my best friend Ito!

And this is...

I'm Igarashi Iroha.

I'm his girlfriend!

Wh-wh-wh-wh-what was that? It's bright! It's so bright that I can't see!!

Tsutsui senpai! Are you a little bit of a normie?

Let's eat this together shall we?

I-I-Is that okay? Someone like me...

No..I'll eat it!

Everything...is guided by the Ouroboros!

Have a seat.

B-b-but is that okay?

But..is that okay?

Pardon me!

I get that! They didn't have a new character introduction festival!

It didn't lead to the 3rd term!

They said that the number of disks has decreased though!

You might get bored of the core department though!

What do you think since you are a veteran Tsutsui?

Someone like me won't waste any of their time.

I love Ezomichi more than anything on this world.

I can't just calmly criticize the show.

Do you feel the same way about the director?

You are one of us!

That's pretty impressive over there! They are foreigners!

Who are you?

I know you! You're Igarashi-san aren't you?

I'm Ishino! Tsutsui's love instructor!

Is everyone okay?

Tsutsui! Tsutsui!

Call him!

Why?

Call him! This is a good chance!

The other day his face was all beat up!

And he was outcasted from his group!

And we have the popular people up top like me

And we have the loser people like you in our group so it will be easy for him to join us.

That's why..call him!

Is this okay? (Come on! Come on!)

I'm relying on Ishino-san a lot after all.

No, I'm not talking about that!

I'm not really bothered by him.

So cool!

I'm jealous...

That's it?

With Tsutsui? Are you for real? Isn't that pretty amazing?

Well, whatever! Anyone is going to feel jealous at some point!

I've never been jealous!

You could just tell him "Don't talk to any other girls!"

But!

Come on! Geez! If you don't tell him straight up he is never going to understand! But like..I don't get him!

I know that...

How cute!

You're a natural! You don't discriminate!

A natural huh?

I just thought of something good!

Yahoo!

Yahoo!

It feels so good!

This is just like CG that is super realistic looking in Anime!

I agree with you!

You came Ayado-san! You really came!

Yes!

It's an excellent view isn't it?

Why am I in a place like this?

This is no good! I'm in hell!

Do you think I'm able to clear this normie event?!

Igarashi-san is having fun right? (Yeah!)

Smells like shit!

Alright! Let's break up into groups!

Ito-san and Ayado-san will do the cleaning!

Okay!

Igarashi-san and Tsutsui will be the lunch staff!

Okay!

And then...Mitsuya and I...

Will be in charge of activities!

Something is weird!

Go!!

Go!!

Hold on! Mitsuya-kun!

Mitsuya-kun! Hold on tightly! Hold on tightly!

Come on! Tightly!

Ahh geez!

You're really strong Mitsuya-kun!

Who?

Holy crap! We're going so fast!

Oh no! Mitsuya-kun!

Mitsuya-kun! Hold me tighter!

You normies! Pop this!

Okay. What about this? In English.

Toumorokoshi! (Corn)

Ayado-san.

I have the pilot version of Parupun, I can lend it...

Ayado-san?

U-umm...I didn't see anything!

T-there's nothing over there! I'm just cleaning!

In order to get ready for lunch tomorrow..yeah..

What am I doing?

I'm not doing anything like that!

Onion!

Negi! (Onion)

Really?

Don't push yourself.

I'm...okay!

Ouch!

Mabuchi sensei! Mabuchi sensei!

Mabuchi sensei!

I'm glad it wasn't that deep.

Thanks!

I'll do it! I'm done with the cleaning!

Tsutsui senpai! Umm...

It's okay!

Are these washed?

I'll cut them!

Are you having fun?

Hey! Someone else ride this! Hey!

Stop this thing!!

Is it okay if they are this close?

Holy crap! Holy crap!

Mitsuya! It's on fire! It's on fire!

This is bad! It's going to burn! It's going to melt!

It's done!!!

Here! Mitsuya!

I ain't doing that!

It's burnt to a crisp isn't it?

Amazing!

I can't do this anymore! My body doesn't have resistance to this ultimate normie event!

Hey, hey, hey!

Tsutsun!

He's an idiot isn't he?

I'll go watch him!

Is this okay?

If it's Ayado-san...it should be okay!

It looks yummy!

S-Senpai...

Is he asleep?

Tsutsui senpai..I...

S-sorry...

Sorry!

I'm really...

Don't apologize!

Huh? What's wrong?

I forgot something!

Mitsuya-kun...

You did that on purpose!

Huh? Ayado-san?

What should I do?

I...

I...

Ayado-san!

You dummy! What did you do?

I slept!

She's over at the place where we cooked marshmallows.

No, don't say "Oh"!

Go!!

Geez!

I think I might have done it now!

Those guys are a pain in the ass though.

You're so kind...

I'm not!

Mitsuya-kun...

What do you want?

Is this okay?

Ito senpai?

Everyone was having fun but...

Because of me...

I messed it all up!

Are you talking about Tsutsui?

What should I do?

Igarashi-san knows now...

That's why...

I should just give up on Tsutsui senpai.

I know that but..

I...

I'm the worst aren't I?

What do you like about Tsutsui?

He's kind.

He thinks about his friends.

But...he's a little awkward though..

He doesn't discriminate against anyone.

He's the person I love the most in the world!

Can you open the door?

Ito senpai! Thank you! Because of you I...

Ayado-san.

Cross over my corpse(The title of a PSP game)

Excuse me?

How did it go?

I went to the marshmallow place and only saw marshmallows.

She wasn't there.

Run!

She's in this area!

Wait up Tsutsui!

Sorry Ito. Can this wait until later?

This is something important.

Tsutsui.

I like you.

This is pretty important right?

It is.

Are you talking about...as a friend?

No...

It is feelings of love.

You're nice to everyone.

You think about your friends.

You're awkward but you don't discriminate against anyone.

You are the person I love the most in the world.

I have accepted your feelings.

But...I have her.

That's why...

Sorry!

And from here on out...

This may be selfish but...

Will you still be my friend?

That was my intention anyways.

Hurry up and go to where Igarashi-san is!

Thank you!

Where are you!?

Leave me alone! I'll go back soon.

Don't underestimate the normie forest in the night time!

I'm afraid of being stranded!

What are you going to do if a wild animal shows up? You're going to die!

Tsutsun..

Why are you dating me?

You told me to date you!

Hey!

What about you? I don't know why you are dating me!

It's because..

It's because you are...

C-c...

Cute!!

You look cute but what you say isn't cute!

You're going out with a weeb like me without caring about all that stuff.

You're even going out with me after meeting my annoying family too!

I think you are definitely well-bred!

You are a little bit pushy but I think that is fine!

I...

Thanks to you I can do a lot more stuff now!

Also...your laugh is pretty cute too!

I said that too...

Anyways! You...

You are amazing!

That's why...

That's why...

Why are you dating me?

I don't get it at all.

Are you okay?

Sorry...

I did something again didn't I?

This...umm..

This isn't an apology but...

Umm...

This is a present!

Oh no!

This is...

I got one..

A magical girl.

I'll...repair the wand.

I want to become a magical girl too.

You have used it.

Magic.

On me.

Is he alive?

He died. His heart just broke after that rejection.

I'm sorry..Ito-san...

What are you going to do Tsutsun?

I...

I will always be his best friend!

It's Halloween!

It's Halloween!

It only happens once a year.

It's the event that allows you to cosplay freely!

Halloween!

The city is dyed in 2D!

The oppression against us us lifted for one whole day! It's Halloween!

Halloween!

Halloween?

Halloween!

It's Halloween!

Ladies and gentlemen! It's Halloween night!

Good evening...

That's the Snow white Ezomichi in season two episode 22.

Where are we going Tsutsun?

It looks really good on you!

It looks really good on you!

Take it off.

I enjoy being with you from the bottom of my heart.

Me too!

Hey!

Hey! Tsutsun!

Tsutsun!

Hey!

It's time.

Hey!

What's wrong? Are you okay?

Tsutsun.

We've already been dating for half a year haven't we?

That's...the situation.

Wait!

I don't get it! What's with you all of the sudden?

Are you moving somewhere?

What are you saying?

Tsutsun.

You know what?

I have a bad bug right here....

That's a joke right?

It's the truth.

I need to exterminate it.

They don't know....if the surgery is going to be successful.

That's why...

I'm sorry.

This is farewell.

Then...please take care of me for half a year!

I...have a bad bug inside of my head.

Mabuchi sensei! Is she really okay?

She's not going to have heart failure or something tragic like that afterwards...

She's not!

That girl can use magic huh?

How nice...

I want to be able to use magic too....

Sorry!

Tsutsun.

Forget about me.

Don't cry.

Tsutsun.

5 years later.

She has disappeared ever since then.

The way that things ended...

Anime just burned up in flames.

It was absurd.

I got the irrational bad end.

But...

This wasn't an anime event.

It's reality.

Understood.

I'll go home for today.

Yes.

Good work today.

Thank goodness...

I'm so glad...

I'm so glad...

Who may you be?

No...I'm...

Tsutsui!

You used to call me Tsutsun in high school! (Ummm...)

I'm sorry!

I don't really understand!

No, why not?

Tsutsui! Tsutsun!

It's Tsutsun! Tsutsun!

I'm sorry!

Tsutsui-kun...right?

Amazing!

It's still not over!

Biririn!

Tsutsui-kun.

The Iroha you see right now doesn't remember you.

She had surgery on her brain....

She's alive! The surgery was a success wasn't it?

It was successful...

Well...I can't say that.

After the surgery was over...

She went into a catatonic state for a long time.

A few months later she miraculously regained consciousness but...

She had severe memory impairment.

She doesn't really remember what happened before the surgery.

Of course...

That means you too.

In that case if I speak to her she might remember!

Stop it.

Why!?

If I speak to her she might get her memory back...

She has been this way for 5 years!

Have you ever thought about how she feels?

She doesn't know anything about herself!

18 years worth of her memory is gone!

Do you understand that?

You're hurting her.

You're hopelessly trying to evoke something out of her!

Ever since she lost her memory...

I've gotten closer to her.

It is different than the 6 months you spent with her.

If you are thinking about her well-being...

Forget about her.

I'm going to get married to Iroha.

Today...

Yeah?

A man I didn't know talked to me.

I saw that.

Don't worry about it.

He was calling out to you but it seemed like he mistook you for someone else.

Is that right?

Where should we go to next?

Is it okay if we go to the front of your house?

Thanks!

For going out with me because of my selfishness.

Don't worry about it.

This is important for our future.

Ummm!

Ummm..

Weren't you my friend before?

I want to know!

About myself.

I...

I'm sorry about the other day.

I got the wrong person.

There was...

There was a friend I've always been waiting to meet again.

I got super excited.

I'm sorry.

If I think about it...

You don't look like her at all.

Is that right?

Later...

Umm!

It would be good if you met them!

That person...

Out of this season's anime...

Which one's are you seeing?

I've recorded some but work has been really busy.

This season's anime "Ore Bishou" is repainting history.

It's a shame for anyone who dropped it after episode 1.

Certainly.

It having no genre kinda established a new genre.

It is quite amazing once you realize it is a robot thing and a loop thing.

You haven't seen the latest episode have you Tsutsui?

I can tell you are improvising.

My bad.

Tsutsui.

Igarashi-san is getting married.

Is that right?

I'm not inviting you to it!

You can just search up anything on the internet these days.

That's true.

Not knowing about Igarashi-san's illness must have made you feel a lot of regret.

I never thought that she had a life threatening illness.

I think...that's because Igarashi-san was living life to the fullest.

I wonder if she could forget all about her illness and have fun when she was with you?

That's just like magic being cast on her.

Is this....really the end of everything?

I want her to be happy.

Is there anything better than that?

You have waited a very long time for this.

Mabuchi Shingo-san and Igarashi Iroha-san have made their entrance.

Please give them a big round of applause!

Please applaud them for getting closer and making the next step.

We will have a representative for everyone gathered here today.

Please give yourself a small introduction and greeting.

Now then, please do the honors Kinoshita-sama.

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm extremely honored...I'm not scared...

Calm down.

I'm Ishino Arisa.

We...are Igarashi-san's friends from High school.

Please let us say a few words as her friends.

Igarashi-san.

I'm glad I made the Ezomichi cosplay outfit for you.

That was the first time I had such a such a fun time doing an event like that with a friend.

I was really happy when we ate snacks together in the courtyard.

You were such a wonderful senpai Igarashi-san.

I wanted to be like you someday.

I always thought you were a good woman.

But...

You hit me..

You were incredibly cold to me..

My impression of you kinda changed but...

I think you were better that way.

At the camp...when you ran away in the forest...

I thought you were a real pain but...

You were cute so I forgave you!

We had a lot of fun!

Are you really okay being over there?

Thank...you.

This is a congratulatory gift.

For you.

It's from a friend who has always wanted to see you.

Sorry for disturbing you two.

We were planning on having the bride's relatives and friends say some words but...

You two must be shocked by this sudden surprise.

Now then, sorry for the long wait Kinoshita-sama.

Please give a small introduction and greeting.

Welcome home!

Hey.

It's just like you said. The 3D world is a piece of shit after all.

No matter how many years you are with us, we won't abandon you.

We won't hurt you or make you worry!

You can hit the reset button all you want.

Come on! Look! Biririn! Bururu!

Yahoo!

It's so much fun!

Yahoo!

Hey. You should just forget about it already.

I don't want to.

I don't want to forget.

How long are you going to be saying that?

She was my everything!

I couldn't do anything but she could do everything!

There's no way I could forget her!

So that's how it's going to be?

If you go walking through that door do you think that girl will be waiting for you?

This isn't anime!

There aren't miracles or magic in real life!

I know that.

Then, do you accept the depressing ending?

There's no way I do.

If I compare my life to how it was when I was with her....

I was always heading towards the happy ending.

I....want to live in a world where she's there.

Even if that means I can't be with her.

Do you know the problem with 2D?

No matter how much I worry about you.

No matter how much I preach to you!

No matter how much I love you...

I can't meet you...

There isn't a reset button in real life though.

You can only do things once right?

Restart.

Go you coward!!

Hey!

I...

I'm Tsutsui Hikari!

You probably don't know me but...

I know you!

Igarashi Iroha!

I've never properly said your name.

When things were tough...

I didn't do anything!

Looking back at it, I'm not very qualified.

You are the only person I have loved for all of my 23 years of life!

I have never thought of anyone else!

No, that's wrong!

That doesn't matter!

It doesn't matter!

I have a request.

Iroha.

Will you date....

Will you start from scratch with me?

Sorry!

Don't cry.

Tsutsun.