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Huh? Are you in the bathroom?

Whoa,

what the fuck are you doing? Are you taking a piss?

You pissed all over the seat, and now my ass is all covered in piss. Like, do you

not know how to clean up after yourself?

Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't realize.

I'm usually... This is my house. I'm usually here by myself. I don't think

about, like, piss on the toilet seat. Well, it's all over, and now I'm covered

in piss.

Okay, what do you want me to do about it? I'll go grab you a towel or

something. No, yeah, I want you to clean it up. I'm not going to touch this.

You want me to clean my piss off your ass? Yeah, I'm not touching this. It's

disgusting.

My pee is all over your ass. Are you serious? It's all over.

Are you sure it's not just like water? The sink's right there. It could be

water. No, Josh. It's piss. You pissed all over the seat and you're gross and

you need to clean this up now.

I'm not touching it.

You need to clean it up.

You realize your ass is out right in front of you. I realize. Do you realize

that your piss is all over my ass right now?

It's disgusting. Clean it up. I'm not touching it.

Just get like a baby wipe or something.

This is fucking weird.

No, the weird thing is you pissing all over the seat.

It's so gross.

So you just want me to like... Yeah, just get a wipe and clean it up.

This is your fault.

You see all of it all over my ass?

Yeah, I see it. I know.

Think like you own your own house like you know how to clean up after yourself.

It's so fucking gross I don't usually have the chicks here. I don't know well

learn So disgusting well, I shook it off after I don't know maybe it's all

over the seat Rose You

better clean it all up I'm inspecting to make

sure I got all my fucking

Piss off. Okay. Well, I'm waiting.

So fucking gross.

What do you want me to do about it next time?

Well, maybe just don't piss all over the seat.

Have you thought about that?

Maybe don't shake your dick. Have you ever tried to think about peeing with a

dick? It doesn't work like that. You can't just like cut off the hose.

Oh my gosh.

Whatever.

Just be cleaner. You're an adult now.

Well, it's not like you're here all the time. Okay, well, you should have girls

over eventually.

I should have girls over?

I have a girl over right now. I thought we were like bros and you want to

fucking be like all like, oh, there's piss all over the toilet seat.

Okay, well, I just thought that you were cleaner than that.

It's gross.

Did you get it all?

No, I'm not. It's taking so long. Just chill the fuck out. I'm fucking getting

it. You're so impatient.

God, this is why you don't have a boyfriend.

What? This is why you don't have a girlfriend, because you piss all over

seats. And you're gross. I'm sure if I had a girlfriend, she'd enjoy my piss

all over the seat.

I doubt that. I don't know what you want to say. No sane girl likes piss all over

her ass.

Oh my god, it's taking so long.

I'm trying to make sure it's out of the off there.

Fuck, I wasn't trying to touch you.

It's fucking awkward.

What do you want me to say? You're fucking pussy ass.

We're friends.

Yeah, I just see all my friends fucking pussies. Okay, well, you are today.

Whatever.

It's what you're doing.

Did you get all of it?

I'm going to close your look. Okay.

Spread your legs a little bit. Like that?

Yeah.

This is weird.

What?

Spread your legs.

Yeah, I'm trying to make sure I got it all. I'm, like, wiping it out with a

baby wipe.

Okay.

What? What are you doing?

Nothing. I'm fucking... Did your cock out?

What the fuck, dude?

What?

I thought you were just cleaning up the piss.

I am.

What?

Oh my god.

Fuck.

What? Did you just put your cock in my pussy?

I didn't mean to. I just... What are you doing?

I just... I don't know. Seeing you fucking butt-ass naked got me hard.

Okay, well... You're, like, dirty. You're, like, sitting, like, in my piss.

I thought it was hot.

Okay. Well, it kind of feels a little... Feels good.

We shouldn't be doing this.

I know we shouldn't, but like... I couldn't help it.

Oh, fuck.

I don't know what you... I don't know what would have been your option.

I mean, we're friends, though.

Yeah. We shouldn't be fighting.

I mean, do you want me to stop?

I can stop.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Well, we are. I don't know what you want me to say.

I don't want to stop, though.

You don't want me to stop? No.

Oh, fuck.

That feels really good, Josh. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, yeah.

Yeah, keep fucking me like that.

and things so fucking wet all over your cock.

Oh, fuck.

We really shouldn't be doing this.

We shouldn't be. Should we?

We can't tell anyone.

No.

You can see.

Why don't we go somewhere comfier?

Mmm.

I can't believe we're doing this. I

love

sucking cock so much too.

I just don't wanna get it down my throat.

This is fun.

What is...

Mwah!

Have you been waiting for this?

Oh, fucking E.G.

Can you write it while I'm facing away? It's in my hand.

Fuck I love using your cock.

Do you want more of that?

This is fun.

I'm gonna fuck you next.

Like this?

You're so hard

that stretch yeah yeah yeah oh yeah fuck me yeah use me like a

toy use my pussy like a toy stretch out my tight pussy

yeah yeah just like that right there yeah fucking use

me oh fucking use me fucking use me fucking use me yeah yeah yeah

yeah

Fuck it like that, fuck it like that. Ooh, yeah.

Ooh, yeah, go deep, go deep.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking use me.

Oh, yeah, fuck.

Yeah, fuck that pussy hard.

Fuck.

Yeah, fuck that pussy hard, fuck that pussy hard, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck me like a whore, fuck me like a slut.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I fucking love watching her go in and out yeah

yeah

yeah yeah yeah fuck me yeah

fuck me like a slut yeah

hard yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I love my tape.

It's so freaking good.

Just like that, fuck.

Yeah, fuck me hard.

Yeah.

Just like that, fuck yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah.

You want to come for me?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come all over my face. I love getting come all over my face.

Yeah, yeah. Paint my face with your cum.

Paint my face with your fucking cum.

Yeah, I want a face full of cum.

Yeah, yeah. I think I deserve it. I've worked so hard for that cum.

mm-hmm mm-hmm

Paint my whore face and come here.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

Yes, keep stroking your cock until you come over my face.

We should do it again.