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Once upon a time, in some mountain of Quisqueya.

From whose name I can not remember.

Why not? And you came out of the same hole.

It was to 'start' with swing as in a story... with feeling.

Stay there and do not cross.

Ok, ok, let me start again.

Once upon a time, in some place inside Quizquella.

Jarabacoa... Jarabacoa!

Oh good!

You're always like the Wednesday in the middle.

Let me tell the story... I'm the one who knows it...

Ah... like I did not live it!

-Was in Juan Barón? -I don’t know.

-The Haighland? -I don’t know.

- Quetazoila Was in Quetazoila? -I do not care.

-Was in Bonao? -I don’t know.

-Was in Carre-Mare? -It doesn't matter…

Ok, but where I been living? That I do not know this story.

Shut up, you are promoting it a lot, let's go.

-Starts! - But you have to wait...

-Fuck, star! -Easy, dude. Look how it is...

This story is born in the Dominican Republic.

Where the best coffee in the world is born...

And there too is where this beautiful story is born.

We started to strain coffee.

Take your gloves with you for the cold.

But mom, I don’t think it's that cold out there.

If the weathers that bad you know that any little breeze "boom"...

Gives you a flu.

Dad... are you sure it’s going to be ok?

To hell that it’s going to be fine!

Don’t listen to that grumpy old man, he is always fighting over anything.

- Woman, I don’t have to go. - Yes.

You have to go, you will see how good it’s going to be for you over there.

Look, this is from last month’s harvest.

No dad.

Forget about the money, I’m going to work over there.

Hey, take the money, we are honest people and we don’t beg for anything

Take all of it!

Ok.

See you later, see you later dad.

May God be with you.

¿Do you think he is going to do well? Of course he is, woman.

The cousins are really hardworking people.

That’s important.

Where did that handsome boy got his looks?

(Background music)

Well people... This story begins here.

And I want to introduce you to the most valuable thing that my life has...

My family, my beloved wife, my beautiful daughter.

Everything here is happiness.

Until the cousin arrived and messed up everything.

- Anybody wants more eggs? - I do my love.

- That's ok baby, eat everything. - Wow.

It’s done nicely for you.

Don’t get your uniform dirty. No, no, I would never.

I buttered your bread so you can...

- Eat cheese too... - Just a little cheese...

If you want anything else tell me.

I wouldn’t eat anything cooked by this guy, he might poison me.

Well, there she is the sweetest thing in this home, my mother-in-law.

I’m warning you, I still have many years to live.

I don’t think so, you are older than black thread.

But Mom, you know that Rafael likes you.

Likes me?

He would like to see me at the bottom of the sea with a boulder tied to my neck.

Ms. Margot, don’t say that, you know I like you.

I’d like to see you really gold, burning in oil...

And you, what are you doing there?

Well, Estrellita wants to ask you something.

I wanted to ask you if I can go to the movies with my boyfriend on Saturday?

No, you are not going to be locked down in a dark place with that rooster face.

But It's not that one... it's someone else.

Someone else?

But just recently you were capable of doing anything for that rooster face.

What happened? What did he do to you?

No dad, this one is different, this one treats me like a princess, he...

Stop, stop, stop.

- What's the gentleman's name? - Jacob.

That little girl has gunpowder inside.

But mom, please.

(CAR HORN SOUND) That's him, I’m leaving...

- But you didn’t finish your breakfast. - I love you dad...

Do you know how many hits with a belt I would’ve got in my times?

- What does she mean with a new boyfriend?

These kids now a days are growing up so fast.

Rafael...

Bye.

¡That wretch!

But hey, isn’t it getting late for you?

Yes, but I asked for permission because I'm going to go get my cousin.

Who are you going to go get?

I want to know which suite are you going to give him inside this mansion,

you know that we can’t fit any more people in this house Rafael...

Your mom is 250 years old but that’s ok, but when it’s my family it’s a problem.

Or what you want is for us to ruin the life of the poor Antonio

This is the first time he’s leaving the country side, let's help him out.

Rafael de las Rosas Cordero, I don’t want one more man in here.

But it’s easy, he’ll sleep right next to your mother,

so she can drain the life out of him.

- Hey watch out you idiot. - Better take him to Felipe’s house.

But there Amarilis only eats lettuce, she seems like an ecologic caravan.

Don’t bring that cousin here.

Don’t listen to Rafael, that's his version.

Listen to me that I am a champion.

I have my own business and a beautiful woman.

I don’t have any children or an old woman complaining.

Zero errors, zero hits and zero strikes.

Gentlemen, life is only one and we must enjoy it.

I want it to be late at night already to eat my little coconut.

Sometimes having a woman 20 years younger than yourself is a problem.

- My love, there’s people here. - It’s just that I want you, sweetie.

We went to bed at five in the morning tending to the business...

- You’re going to dry me. - You and your shit always.

Let me help you, buy a purse and anything else you like.

This old car is so problematic.

I don’t know when God is going to help me change it.

- Hello. - Tell me.

Listen to me, I’m coming there, we are going to pick up the cousin.

- The country man? - That one.

- You're were not kidding me? - No.

And we went to pick up the cousin.

Come here, are you going to tell the story or I am?

You tell your version and I’ll tell mine.

After wards the audience can decide.

Let them decide then, bye.

Eeeeh, the thing.

Background music

Cousin!

Ejeje, don’t tell me that you are Franco de las Rosas as well?

Come on come on. I’m waiting for someone to pick me up.

No, no, no, those people sent me, they're making a confetti.

- In the house. - Confetti, What’s that? confetti?

You people in the capital speak really weird. Confetti.

Hey, hey...

I got robbed.

(Car horn sounds)

You are going to burn the horn idiot.

The boy was robbed already, now his mother has her nerves upside down.

Don’t worry uncle, calm down that nothing is going to happen to him.

They are telling you to calm down Gladys, it’s going to be fine.

These peasants never change. You can leave the fields, but not forget them.

Take good care of him, or I’ll do to them what I did to your father’s donkey.

My brother? To dad?

To Perico, the donkey that your dad had in the stable .Don’t you remember?

You remember Perico?

Perico, that donkey was really annoying, until he was castrated.

You have to call me and tell me that everything is fine.

- Yeah, I’ll call you, blessings, aunt. - Blessings aunt.

And when is this jam going to end?

We are going to need to build a city of two levels.

It can’t be that he got lost.

No, but he's not crazy to move away from here.

- Cousin! - Oh cousin

You are looking so big and fat...

I eat really well over there. Look, my mom sent this for you.

It’s the only thing I could save, that guy took everything, really quickly.

And what did they take cousin?

- A suitcase and a sack of food. - What?

A sack of food? No, but that has to appear somewhere.

Aha.

Tell me, talk fast. Who stole my cousin’s bags?

That wasn’t him.

Let's see if this ophthalmologist makes your eyes work again.

It was a gray Corolla, year 81.

Plates Xd1070, the guy is called Fill it and the car has a decal that says

"I love Villa Mella"

Fillito! Hum...

Tell Fillito to take the suitcase, the girl and the food to my house...

If you don’t want me to lock both of you up.

You can count on it sir.

I agree on the food, but why the girl?

Calm down dumbass.

Cousin, here in the capital you must have four eyes wide open...

¡Farmer!

The first thing you have to search is love.

But that can be very expensive.

I’m suffering like Cain with Amarilis in that regard.

You don’t have to rush, that’s why we are here with all of our experience.

How do you like women?

Yes, how? Blondes, tall brunettes, shorter...

- With everything… - Oh!

Watch out you animal!

Just like that woman going there!

Ah, but isn’t he picky!

It seems that this is going to be harder than we thought.

I'm liking this city! Hell yeah!

Thank you for letting me stay in your house.

Don’t worry cousin, family is family. That’s why we are here.

No, I’m happy because you are going to Rafael’s, and it’s really comfortable.

If I’m not careful, I’m going to have to stay with this peasant.

Stone, paper, scissors.

Now you have to spend two years with the cousin.

Welcome to your home, sweet home.

You can fit a lot of beds here.

- Cousin! - Antonio damn.

Why people coming from the country side smell like

- Home made medicine. - The chlorophyll is the sweetest thing.

- Mrs. Margot! - Hey!

You never change huh?

Don’t worry about clothing, you and Rafael have the same size...

on everything. -You are getting out of line.

- Look sweetie, he brought us this candy. - What a surprise, we’ll talk later!

Get him a room so he can eat something.

Don’t get in my room, those scents can block my nostrils.

That’s your wish, but it will not be fulfilled.

Seal that refrigerator; those peasants eat more than piranhas.

And what do you believe? I already have a little job for him.

Yeah that’s it, he has to work.

Because visitors staying in your house start to stink after 3 days.

And why that doesn’t apply to you lady?

Because you are going to have to suck on this bitter mango for many more years.

Oh it won’t be for many years, because that mango is way rotten already.

Cousin!

Well, cousin get up, the day is here, let's go to war.

- Cousin. - No, don’t get up anymore, stay still.

But what is it? Were you born on a Saturday?

- What's going on? - No, no, no, nothing is happening.

You be cool... Easy.

But cousin, you want to humiliate me in my own house, is that what you want?

Jesus... That’s a really healthy man.

Sorry!

(Merengue music)

It's just that I sleep like that in my house.

Perfect, but let's differentiate the locations.

Your house, my house. The country side is there, the city is here.

Maribel, shame.

Wow, everything is big over here.

Big is what you showed in Rafael’s.

Hey psycho, you're getting out of line.

Well, if what you wanted is to see women, your eyes are going to be wide open.

And what do the women like over there?

Well, my last girlfriend enjoyed pulling a goose’s neck!

Holy shit!

My women likes to consume and to consume me.

Well we are going to show you how this is.

See that cousin? never get involved with those, those are gold diggers

They leave you like that old man. Poor and bold.

Those are the best, they last little and they leave you everything.

Millionaire as God.

If you don’t have a good data plan, don’t get in there,

That one can waste all of your data in two seconds.

That means she is like a parrot woman.

Now she's going to know what's up, because I thought I was going to...

kill that chick, why don’t they just live their lives and leave me alone?

- What do you want me to say? - That you have another woman and you.

- Are not fooling me. - Ah hahahaha.

- You have another woman! - Me?

- No my love. - What do you mean, no?

- I saw you, I saw you asshole. - It’s not like that.

- Don’t you look over there. - You are such a bastard.

- Excuse me? - You don’t love me,

What is the matter with you? Why don’t you love me?

Oh, those are the most dangerous, the jealous ones.

- But what was it? what did I do? - Just in case.

Just in case.

And you think I can fin done for me?

Cousin, stand up straight! Raise your shoulders, flex your chest!

- Of course. - Come on.

Hey Christian of God, Where did you get this dumbass?

I'll put him to clean, but if he does something wrong,

I'm going to kick him in the ass.

He is saying yes.

And what else?

- What are you thinking brother? - He's been talking for half an hour.

I think the job is good and clean.

- You’ll come out as an executive. - Here is where you are going to learn.

Cousin but... Do you speak Chinese?

This dumbass, don’t you understand? You are going to clean.

Survivor?

Come here.

This one begins today, get him to work.

Ah, but survivor. You are still working here?

Here we are.

Ah, but I thought only Chinese people worked here.

He gives work here to everyone, but only the Chinese can stand it.

Not even me, I already signed a contract.

That's good, baseball player? But you don’t weight enough for that.

Bachata singer, mambo and fire to the whole world daddy.

Yeah, a bachata singer but why not better a rapper?

And that's music?

Psycho, he is my family, and you know, protect him for me.

Let's go back there, there's a pile of dishes.

Help him out cousin.

(Background music)

What are you looking at there? Let’s work, come on, come on, come on.

- Quickly. - Sorry, sorry.

Walk, walk.

Look, we don’t only work here, we eat as well.

- Really? - Yes

Nice.

-Very good.

Use ketchup, it goes down your throat easier with it.

It itches.

Water!

(Alarm indicating rest time)

(People laughs)

Don’t hurry… Don’t hurry.

I'll get you one of these days!

If you think about it a lot you are not going to jump.

What’s smelling so good?

- Coffee. - I know its coffee. But what coffee?

May l?

This is one good coffee.

- Italian? - No.

- American? - No.

From a fabric strainer.

And not just any fabric strainer.

It has to be the fabric of a sock.

The oldest the sock, the better it tastes.

From what place of El Cibao are you?

How do you know that I’m from El Cibao?

From Jarabacoa.

That coffee comes from my lands in Jarabacoa.

People say that the most beautiful woman are from El Cibao.

Well that's what people saying my dear Moca.

Everyone knows that the most beautiful woman come from Moca.

How nice.

Laura Matos.

Antonio Arturo Franco de las Rosas,

to serve you.

And what are you laughing at?

No, it’s just that…

Sorry, nobody ever kissed my hand.

How come? Hands deserve to be kissed,

hands are what sow the earth, what takes care of it and what collects its fruits.

I hadn’t thought of that.

I imagine your husband knows how to kiss your hands.

Okay…

And that masked question?

What do you mean? Masked question?

You work here?

Because I come here a lot and I never saw you.

Yes, I work here.

And I have to go, because it's a little late.

- Sorry. - It was a pleasure, Ms. Matos.

I don’t.

Eh... You don’t what?

I’m answering your question.

I don’t have a husband.

Just friends.

All right.

When can I see you again?

- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow.

(Romantic music)

You took two minutes more huh?

From now on, every single dish you break, you pay for it.

- You copy? - Don’t worry chief, it won’t happen again.

Bring me all the dishes, I will make them shine.

Like a mirror, just like my mom's shovel.

- Ok. - Ok.

All right!

No more Chinese food for me, no Chinese food...

from here on only herrings with rice.

(crowd laughs)

This is really good.

(Merengue music)

(Cell phone sounds)

Hello. Tell me son, How's it going?

I have an international job with Chinese people.

The cousins say I’ll come out as an executive, suited up and everything.

With some Chinese people then, it seems that you are happy.

Let's see, let me talk to him.

Son, everything okay?

Yes, mom this is another world. People here are not boring like back home.

- People here are really like on a rush. - Tell me about the women...

Did you pick one up already?

Oh there’s a lot here, of all types. The cousins taught me some tricks.

That's good, I'm glad son and I’m going to leave you,

because this man’s dinner is getting cold.

- Blessings mom. - God bless you, God bless you.

I told you already, you have to get your cousin out of my house.

- Look what happened the other day. - Yeah, I know.

We have a girl on a very delicate age, Rafael.

Besides look at my mom, she doesn’t deserve to be scared like that.

That depends, that depends.

Well, I know that I'm not going to kick my cousin out of here.

We don’t ticks out anyone.

Well why doesn’t he finds a woman and then gets the hell out of here?

Hugo, why don’t we take him to our house? We have a sandwich bed there.

Stability is important; we can’t have him going around from here to there.

Listen to what I’m going to say Rafael and look at me when I talk to you.

And I’m saying it in front of everyone. If you don’t take your cousin out of here...

I'll close our love business to you.

Don’t you think that closing the love business is a little harsh?

That’s right daughter, make them both get out of here.

- I can’t stand this anymore. - This smells like a divorce.

Let's take turns then, fifteen days here and fifteen days with us.

The cousin is not going to my house, not even over my dead body.

- Oh that’s great, I have to stand it... - Of course we had already...

Stop eating chicken and let's have dinner.

Family!

This how I like to see family, always together.

I’ll change and then we’ll have dinner.

Maribel, can you pass me...

those two long “vein blocker” thighs that you left there.

There is no leftovers here, somebody else maybe.

Better take the short ones that the long ones and the breasts are mine.

Antonio, how was work for you today?

Oh very good cousin, very good. Thank you very much.

I feel so happy here with my two families, a home, a job.

- You got it all. - Amarillis!

Focus on this green.

- I met a girl - He’s in love.

Oh she doesn’t know any math but that she knows.

But tell us about it cousin, tell us about it.

I was on the terrace, closer to the sky than the earth, and I met...

the most beautiful girl of that place, of the whole country I would say.

Maribel, please serve the breasts, a thigh to my cousin, whatever he likes.

Yes, the student must be kept strong.

And were you laughing so much the day we met?

- Did you forget that Satan was there? - Idiot.

She is an angel from the skies.

But is she a woman of meat and bones...

or more bones than meat?

Her name is Laura.

Oh... she has a name.

If I were you I’d be careful, she might be a gold digger,

and things are really tough now.

But there's a problem.

And I had his baggage ready.

She is unreachable.

She looks sophisticated, educated, prepared...

What am I going to talk to her about? About harvesting cassava?

She doesn’t look like a country person like me.

There is no impossible woman.

You only have to know how to make her fall in love with you.

The son of Christopher Columbus just spoke.

And here’s when the pineapple turned sour.

Cut it ok! Now this got good.

I can’t be with a man who uses more creams than me.

What’s the problem if he shaves more than you?

The theme is that Horacio is the son of the chief.

It bothers me that people think that I am where I am for him.

But everyone knows that nobody gave away anything to you and me.

Now, that guy isn’t looking bad. Tell me he isn’t.

You're not going to find anybody with a future like Horacio’s.

What if there were someone that connects more with me?

I think there’s something you are not telling me.

Go on! Spit it out!

It’s just that it was weird, I don’t know.

I was having a cigarette and I met a guy.

A guy, and?

A guy... what would I know? different, simple, I don’t know.

Listen now…

Simple, simple or simple like poor?

I don’t think he’s poor, he told me had a plantation in Jarabacoa.

Hum, a landowner...

- And how old is he? - He looks like he is on his thirties.

-And is he well built? -He looks strong.

But not gym strong, you know, a really manly man.

Do those exist? Please.

I'll see him tomorrow.

Ujummm ...so, Horacio has something to worry about.

- Just from himself. - Even more? please...

- You want popcorn? - Yes.

I can see you already taking trips to Jarabacoa lass.

Don’t be like that.

No, I'm just worried about my cousin.

I already told you, I’m closing up the business until you get him out of here.

If we bring the cousin here, don’t you think all of our problems will be gone?

No, no, no, no, don’t worry that Felipe already told me that he has a plan.

Don’t worry, Rafael is going to solve it.

What is he going to solve?

You solve it, we are not looking good.

On what time we agreed on?

- At two o'clock. - And what time is it?

Thank you.

- Are we done yet? - Yes.

Remember that we have to prepare our case because we have the hearing

next week. -Okay?

Ok, fine…

I'm leaving... It’s coffee time.

- Your blood pressure is going to raise with all that coffee.

Did he asked you out? No, he's just very shy.

- But different? - Ujum, but very different.

-Did you like my flowers? -Yes.

Well, they actually cornered me a little.

See you…

Where is she going everyday at the same time?

Well, this is difficult, you have competition.

And I’ve been told he’s a landowner.

(Cell phone sound)

What can I do for you?

-Gomez, I need you to find out something.

Count on it.

Time passed on and they only gave each other coffee

and the words “good morning”.

And we were still without a plan.

But we knew the cousin needed more than a little push,

he needed a catapult.

(Romantic music)

Ah, but the dumbass doesn’t have bad taste.

That woman is well set on the two levels.

I would leave mine for a piece of that.

That woman is so hard, she almost looks like she eats cement.

And where the hell did you came from?

He’s just really aware of all the employers here.

And is it true that you do it with a strainer?

I never lie, especially if it’s about coffee.

And I don’t lie when you say that this is the best coffee I have

tasted in my life.

And this has no sound?

Of course it does. It’s made in China.

Even the world stops when I taste it.

How can it stop? Even the goats jump in this city.

The dishwasher is going to get a strikeout.

- Cousin, talk to her nicely. - Too slow.

I’m a man of few words.

And few actions it seems.

- What a curve ball. - I have a huge problem with that girl.

If I could and she wanted it. Hum.

- Have dinner with me today, will you? - Well…

How much money do you want for giving my cousin the night off?

Ten tickets for the baseball finals.

He’s gone, call him, tell him what's going on.

I mean… I’m sorry, I didn’t ask if you have a girlfriend, wife.

No, no, no, nothing here, nothing there, nothing is nothing.

But I have to ask, because I have to work and I don’t know if...

Look, listen, I'm being honest with you...

I am a country man, a simple man.

Mr. Dumb...

Mr. Antonio, excuse the interruption, you have an important call.

This Chinese guy is the devil.

How and... from where?

- From Hong Kong. - From Hong Kong?

But right now I’m...

Don’t worry, I just checked on your schedule and you are free for this night.

Uhm, that means we can have dinner tonight.

- Did he pull it off? - Is God Chinese?

Oh true.

So… I’ll see you tonight.

If he doesn’t call you, I will.

On his behalf of course.

He’s going to have move out...

The hot woman thinks that the dishwasher is an important man and...

when she finds out the truth she is going to kick his ass.

Now we are going to make you look good, pluck his eyebrows and paint all of

white hairs because he’s going to have his debut tonight.

But I don’t like scams, I don’t like lies cousin.

When a man sells two cars he say she is a leader, those who have a little land

say that they’re landlords, you are going to tell me that size doesn’t matter?

Never stare at a woman’s mouth.

If Pinocchio comes and lies to me, he has to lie really good.

Please, we're close to the objective.

Objective, what objective?

Love, the passion, the fire.

That woman is for you.

I prefer a well sung lie than a boring true.

On the contrary, don’t you understand? Now I am further away from her.

Because you’ll make her think what I am and what I’m not,

I can’t, neither I want to be what she thinks I am.

You lost mien the first “I am”.

This is the guide of a relationship, we have to be what she wants, and after

that we are what she wanted, we do whatever we want.

I got lost again.

Can you give him a little of flavor to get all that boredom off of him?

- Cousin, don’t be such a dumbass. - Brother, listen to experience.

Thanks brother.

Love is just that, you like me, I like you,

We give each other our buns and then we meet in the maternity center.

She is for me, for Antonio,

the coffee grower of Jarabacoa, and nothing else.

Boy, go there already before your swing goes away.

If it doesn’t goes well with her, you call me ok?

See you later.

Don’t make me disappointed.

Antonio, you got any money?

I was told that I was getting paid quarterly, I only have 500 pesos.

Wait, wait, wait.

Fuck.

Five hundred pesos?

Ah but the cousin is looking wealthy. And those quarters?

I don’t have any more.

Hey, idiot, she was the one who invited you, you only have to eat and drink.

Just act like it doesn’t matter.

No, no, don’t tell me that, I can’t let her pay.

Don’t listen to this guy, the cousin is right.

Have this, only for emergencies.

Oh no, wait there, I’m going to help as well.

Look, there is no limit in this card,

you can slide it through your armpits if you want.

And here you have two thousand for the tip.

- It’s on both. - Thanks, thank you.

Did you learn the script?

Yes but... why can’t I say that I don’t have a car?

Hear that nonsense.

What are you going to say? Look, my first car was a donkey.

Look horsier; you can solve that problem lying.

Tell her that your car got damaged

and you are waiting for a piece to come from Sweden.

That, pretend you’re Swedish.

And walk like you were rich already...

Yes…

This dumbass would be lost if he was alone.

- Good evening. - Hello.

- How are you? - I’m fine.

Look, I brought you a little piece of Jarabacoa in this jar.

Oh, thank you.

I... I didn’t bring you anything.

Well you're here, that's enough for me.

You are looking different.

You do?

You did something to your hair?

No, nothing.

Nothing.

- This is a really fancy place. - Yes, it's my favorite.

- its vegan. - From La Vega?

That’s a hit for me, I'm crazy about ribs...

and all of those things.

How funny.

I don’t see any ribs here.

Want to drink wine?

Yes, sure, wine.

Greco d'Touf you agree?

Yes, it sounds good.

Two glasses of Greco d'Touf.

- Hungry? - Yes

If we gave all our money to our cousin, how are we going to have dinner?

Good question.

Uhm... Wow.

I have seen you before Miss.

I have seen you before.

- You too? - No, you just don’t have to call me Miss.

Oh no, I've seen you before, I meant.

Uhm, so you've been following me.

No, not at all, it was just a coincidence on the street.

Do you believe in fate?

Yes.

(Stomach grunts) Such fate this is!

Why did you asked me out?

You give me a delicious coffee every day. Can’t I do something for you?

You just have to smile.

Tell me about you.

I am a man of... of…

I am a man that...

No, it’s better if you don’t, let's say that you and I are two people...

who share a cup of coffee from time to time.

Only that?

Tell me if that’s not it?

I don’t drink coffee with anyone.

(Stomach grunts)

Then the old man tells the old woman,

now how am I going get there if the donkey …

Don’t…

Jesus Christ!

This one is on me.

- No, no, no, no. - What?

- Let me pay. - Antonio, these are different times.

I’ll pay for this one, and you pay for the next one.

Okay.

If there’s a next one.

Hopefully.

The cousin is out already, let’s follow him.

But look at this shit... this just wants the spotlight.

This nonsense is always extreme.

(Cell phone sounds)

Hello, wait there, it’s just that my car is not turning on.

Listen to me, Rafael, if you don’t get home in less than

five minutes I'm going to go out looking for you and I'll drag your body

in front of everyone.

Hello, Maribel hello.

That woman is going to kill you.

But Maribel had never spoken to me like that.

"- Tell me, Chula?" - Felipe, I can’t stand you any longer.

Come right now to Maribel’s if you don’t want me to burn down your business.

Let's go home, we are in trouble.

- Isn’t this working? - Why didn’t we come in your car?

You know that Amarilis crashed it going out of the saloon.

Then take it easy, that this is the good one then.

- Well, let's do this. - We're calm.

This was worse than we thought, and my mother-in-law was really happy.

And you’ll never see Amarilis again with a frying pan in her hands.

(Loud banging of the door)

- Good evening. - Hello.

Now I understand why my family didn’t want me to marry you.

Listen to me, Rafael.

- I gave you all my life. - Oh really?

But you also gave me your mom.

You hear that? I’m not so talkative, but I dance more than a spinner.

- Ah... but teach me that then. - Here

(Merengue music)

- Doesn’t that belong in the kitchen? - Margot taught me how to use it

Mrs. Margot! with so many things there is to teach...

and that’s what you teach them.

Grab it now.

Maribel, this has an explanation.

Don’t say my name, you turned out to be worse than all men.

And you dog, I knew that sooner or later you would do this again.

- That was before. - Suck on this.

The expenses on your credit card are notified to my cell phone.

Take that.

Now you are going to explain to me why my expenses show up in your cell phone.

Don’t change the subject, you spent almost twenty thousand pesos on

a romantic restaurant. With whom were you with?

I’ll kill him. Don’t you see that has an explanation?

And you good liar, helping your brother with his affairs.

Hit him with the frying pan.

Woman, why don’t you just die now?

Because I don’t have time for that.

Check his shirt, he must have lipstick on it.

(Romantic bachata music)

How nice we are alone.

Hey!

- Estrellita! - What's up father-in-law?

Do you think these are good hours for a girl walking in the street?

Go to bed already!

Go to bed!

That's the only woman that listens to us in this house.

Let's see, How was your name youngster?

But you know what’s my name.

But you know what’s my name, you have to be kidding me, Jacob.

This guy said his name is Jacob.

He asked your name.

Jacob.

I don’t know if you are understanding me, I’m asking you…what's your name?

J-a-c-o-b Jacob.

- Tell me your name already! - Jacobo Perez.

Now we are talking.

Good, good, good.

You mean, bad, bad, bad.

What are your intentions with my only daughter?

And my only niece.

They’re good intentions.

You mean, good for you or good for me?

Good point.

I truly want to start a family with her.

You fucking boy! Don’t you even think?

Are you going crazy? Don’t you see how men are treated

in this house, take a look at me that I’m sleeping on the floor.

(Cell phone sounds)

Rafael!

The cousin is still draining our credit cards.

(Regaeton music)

- Ja, ja, ja, the head, the head! - Oh my God, Antonio.

Wait, wait.

His phone is off again.

Who even thinks of coming to the capital and falling in love.

But that’s very pretty.

Yeah? Why didn’t you give him your credit card as well?

- Oh no, that was really ugly. - Rafael?

Stand up already and go get your cousin that he has his phone off.

Well, isn’t he like an air force captain?

Useless fuck, that's his rank.

Only God knows what that woman is doing to that poor boy,

seizing his qualities.

Yes but I’m also calling him and it says busy as well.

Hi.

Hi, do you have a charger for this phone? I have to make one call home and...

Why do you have to call somebody now?

(CELL PHONE SOUNDS) It's Aunt Gladys.

- Hello - Rafael where’s my boy?

I’ve been calling him for some time and he is not picking up that phone.

He is busy.

Aha, now you are talking to me like the answering machine does.

Well what’s happening is that...

- He met a girl. - A girl?

- No, no, but look a machine... - Tell me, tell me.

She is like a machine...

A very decent woman, you know how this young people are

when they fall in love, they forget their cell phones and everything.

Tell him not to hurry, to not worry that I'll call him later.

Yes, it’s okay. Blessings aunt.

I brewed some coffee for you.

You liked it?

No.

I'll teach you how to brew a good coffee.

(Romantic bachata music)

Do you like it?

Close your eyes.

Taste it.

Hum. That’s one tasty coffee!

(Merengue music)

- We have walked a lot. - Yes, a lot.

- But are you hungry? - A lot.

(Cell phone sounds)

- You like it? - Yes.

- It’s very good. - Give me a bite of yours.

- No, mine is better. - A little bite.

Okay, okay, up to there.

But up to there, there, there, enough!

You ate it all!

- Which coffee you like better? - I have to think about it.

No, no, wait, let me see.

What do you say?

Ramon, here you go.

Thank you, see you another day. Yes, Yes…

(Cell phone sounds)

He’s alive!

- But he's still spending money. - I’m waiting for the hit on mine.

No, over here.

It’s a pleasure.

Laura Matos, lawyer of Gomez and Associates to serve you.

Antonio de las Rosas, a...

A man who has fallen in love with you.

Where were you hiding all this time?

Bye.

My love, but don’t laugh because I think your brother is right for the first time.

Of course, that car has to be replaced.

No, no, but that car can go anywhere still.

But don’t you see how it doesn’t even starts?

But cousin, in the name of God. Where were you?

We were worried.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

We all looked everywhere for you.

Heaven, earth and sea and we didn’t find you.

We called the Red Cross, the moles, the black helmets...

the flat mouths and nothing, you were nowhere to be seen.

I'm sorry cousin.

It’s just that I was in a cloud.

- A cloud? - Yes, but you mean blowing it I guess.

So are you going to tell us or not about what happened with the girl?

Yes tell us, tell us. How much did you leave us in the bank?

- When are you moving out? - Mom!

The truth is...

that these have been the best days of my life.

-But… -But?

I want to thank you for everything you have done for me,

but...

- Always with a but. - Other but.

I'm tired, I'm going to bed. We’ll talk tomorrow.

Well the cousin must be all messed up for all those waist moves.

This is simple, the cousin had a crash with reality, but on Monday

he’ll be the same dishwasher from Jarabacoa, the intruder in this house.

This is the last time I’m telling you this, don’t mess up the ending.

Well my people, the next day arrived.

Tell me everything with details girl, you are making me anxious.

Have you met a man that looks after you and lets you be yourself?

That talks to you about the stars, but he isn’t gay.

Someone charming, a gentleman, that when you get older together

you surely are going to have a lot of things to talk about.

But is Horacio is other guy when he takes his clothes off or what?

Who told you that I'm talking about Horacio?

I thought you were because you said...

- Who are we talking about? - Antonio.

You spent the weekend with the landlord?

Yes, it was crazy.

-But he hasn’t called me yet.

Oh that’s because he knows the technique...

You be cool, you call him later, just to say "Goodnight".

- No sir, he hast to call me. - Listen now…

Tell me, call him.

- I’m out of breath. - I know, call him.

Ah, eh, ah, eh, ah, eh, and if you like it.

I am fine, you know that

(cell phone sound) ♪ the fine wine is my thing. ♪

(Cell phone sound)

♪ I am going to wrap you up ♪ ♪ pretty woman ♪

♪ I want to do everything to you, ♪ ♪ keep go that you are really hard ♪

Hello.

It's good that you charged your cell phone.

Yes... it’s completely charged.

I was thinking... I don’t know if you want to come to my house tonight.

Uh ..., it’s just that I have a lot of work piled up, but...

- That sounds good, yes. - All good?

Yes, it's all good here.

Well, I'll let you go, I have another call.

Look, I wanted to say that...

Hello Hello?

♪ To give you good vibes ♪

♪ beautiful hottie. ♪

Don’t stop Mr. that these Chinese people squeeze

but then they let go after a while.

And how did you endure it?

Look, who wants it gets it. And who told you this was going to be easy?

You grate the cassava and then you eat the cassava bread.

I'm leaving.

The problem is that late the cassava bread without grating the cassava.

Dumbass, you can rest for now, leave.

Thank you.

(Cell phone sounds)

Mom!

How are you doing?

I’m sorry I haven’t called you, it's been a really different weekend.

A mother knows, just by hearing the first word his child says.

That things are not going well.

No, no, everything is fine, Mom.

Well, half fine.

Look…

I met...

- I met a girl. - Yes, I know about the girl.

What happened? And don’t lie to me.

Lies?

What happens is...

That I don’t fit into her life.

I don’t even know if she fits in mine.

Don’t worry because if it’s not this one, there will be another one for you.

You are the best a woman can find in this world.

A hard-working, serious man, proud of what he is and where he comes from.

And that has also earned all he has working with his own hands.

With his coffee and always with his truth.

With the truth always.

Mom.

If it’s not her, it’s not going to be anyone one else.

(Knock on the door)

Hi.

Uh... What do you want?

Are you waiting for someone?

Yes.

And he’s coming.

Isn’t he someone named Antonio Franco de las Rosas?

You’ve been following me?

I don’t see it that way.

I worry about you, because I care a lot about you.

Our thing didn’t work out.

I don’t have to explain myself to you.

No, but I’m going to explain to you who you are really dating.

Do you know who that guy is?

An honest, simple guy, not a poser like you.

Do you know what he does for a living?

He has lands...

He lives of coffee.

He is a coffee grower.

Coffee grower! landowner, Is that what he told you?

What is your problem?

What is your problem?

At least I don’t tell lies.

(Knock on the door)

Don Antonio!

Come in.

Forgive me for not staying to eat with you, I better leave you two alone...

so you can know each other a little better.

Goodnight.

This... this is me.

A countryman that works in a Chinese restaurant...

washing dishes.

Do you really think that matters to me?

Antonio, I opened myself to you.

I saw a simple man in you...

Humble.

Honest.

But you lied to me.

And you can’t do that to me.

Please.

I want to say something.

Those days that...

I was with you...

were the best days of my life.

Good night.

It wasn’t dedicating his life to these lands what made him love coffee.

It was everything he had to lose in order to harvest its fruits.

And that’s the difference between the one who loves and the one who wants.

Wins and losses.

And this time...

love lost.

The end

THE END? This is not THE END!

This story is Dominican and it ends

when ever we royally want.

I knew that you were going to come up with that,

it was just to screw around with the audience.

You are stealing a lot of frame.

But I look good though.

This story doesn’t end there.

And who said that this was going to end like that?

(Romantic bachata music)

- Lawyer. - Yes?

Someone’s looking for you.

Who?

Your honor.

And you are?

We are the guilty ones.

How much is left to get there?

In this car, like a year.

Just take it easy because if I go faster, this sites going to tear apart.

(Flatulence noise)

- Mom! - Look, ignore it, it's because I’m old.

For God's sake woman!

This woman must had dinner with the devil.

I had my mouth open.

Oh my God, in what damn problem you have gotten me into?

That I got you into? But you were supporting it as well.

Look bandit, why did you put that woman inside his head?

Don't you know that she is too much for him?

How did he get his eyes in there?

We might find him hanging from a coffee plant!

Shut up boy! May the Lord punish you!

I was over the line, I was over the line!

You know that I can’t do this, these nails were very expensive.

- Why did you bring me here? - Mom, enough, please.

Why don’t you come here and push you yourself, you foul mouthed girl.

The age of that woman weights more than an arranged marriage.

Brother, you are the one who’s guilty, you don’t drink, you don’t dance,

you don’t fool around with other woman, buy a car, brother!

Thank you for your help, you just say that in case Maribel hears you right?

Oh, we’re almost there.

- Those are Antonio's lands. - Thanks God.

Antonio!

Cousin!

De las Rosas!

And what are you doing here?

Eh?

Laura.

Are you the real Antonio Arturo Franco de las Rosas?

I took a... case that your cousins proposed to me.

They told you’ve committed an offense of impersonation

and that you lied.

- If you let me explain. - Don’t.

I'm going to defend you.

Because here…

You made a statement.

You told me… I never lie Ms. Matos...

especially if it’s about coffee.

And if I take your statement here.

Now.

Would you me the truth?

Just the truth and nothing but the truth?

I swear it.

And if you're my lawyer.

Who would be the judge for this countryman?

Time…

and this place.

That’s one tasty coffee!

He planted the seeds in the city and he reaped the fruits in his field,

that’s how it’s done.

- When are we going to eat? - Wait, don’t worry.

Well that’s it, the story is over.

Wait, wait, wait.

Because you say so? This is not over yet.

But what do you want?

To keep telling the story... to say that a boy was born...

How many pounds did he weight? That they named him Felipe?

Any name except Felipe.

And you? Don’t you have a house? Are you staying here until dawn?

Are you on domiciliary arrest? Shuu!

- Shuuu, - Hey

Respect the audience, don’t get excited.

It's too late for that! Bye.

Come on get over here!

Get over here, we are hungry, I'm a lady, an elderly person

- Get it down... - It's stuck.

-Get that thing down already -Ahhhhh.

The end

(Romantic bachata music)