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So you look a little cold.

Um, I also look a little bit, uh, a few little marks here, and, uh, who works?

Now that was from the warming up yesterday. Yeah, that was, they, they,

they definitely got warm. So how do you want to warm me this, this edition?

Oh, I thought I was bundled up.

Bundling? Yeah, you got, you got a little naked, and you're a little hairy,

so it's a little hard to stick to.

So we're just going to make sure that you're nice and tightly bundled up.

So we don't have any issues.

Why would they give you issues?

You act like they give you issues.

And you do give me issues, but we're not talking about that right now.

Leave the issues at the door.

How's that?

Does your arm feel a little warmer?

From you hitting it or from the plaster cut?

Yep, it's plenty warm.

Now see when I warm it up now it'll trap the heat.

Alrighty.

So what are you doing in here naked anyway?

Aren't you supposed to be in California?

Apparently we're volunteering for projects.

You're part of my arts and crafts project?

Yes. Apparently this is Arts and Crafts with Mistress Mercer.

Do I have to draw a little sharpie on your face?

Apparently she seems very crafty.

I don't have a sharpie, I'll have to draw something else.

Yep, I think it's... You good?

Can you give me a motion?

Yep.

It's a little crinkly.

It's a little crinkly, but it's all in that part.

It's all there.

You know, I should have really waxed you before this. It would have stuck better.

I'm not going to sign.

It's definitely there. You good?

Yeah, I'm good.

Alright, good.

a long time with this small little roll.

I've never spent too much time on the floor here.

Are you supposed to be the one on the floor?

The floor is actually pretty chilly.

I've been able to prove that many times.

Is it not?

Keep warming it up, son.

Oh, what's that?

Does it look circular like a boot print?

No, it looks kind of slashy, like something else.

That was a lot of work with a small roll.

Move on to something a little easier.

Bikini?

Yeah,

let me just wrap you up like baked potato.

You going to the microwave?

It is going to be great getting back to California though.

Ah, it's cold.

That is a cold roll. Oh, that's a cold roll.

You think you're going back to California?

It's 105 there.

It's very, very nice weather.

You said it was cold here. You didn't say it was like half Arctic.

Why do you roll it backwards?

On this question.

This is how you roll.

Apparently, it's how we're rolling today.

I'm doing this correctly.

Would you like to continue correcting me on my technique? I can't really.

I think we're past the point of assistance.

No, you're on your own.

Am I on my own?

Well,

I'm just going to have to get an expert on here.

Alright, just keep rolling it.

You know, I think we have about ten more of these rolls, so I'm not too worried

about eating too much.

When you work at a human potato factory, you have to

have the correct cereal.

The potato though.

The potato though.

Why are you wearing your little head?

I'm a professional.

My shoulders are getting cold.

All right.

See, now all the warmth will be trapped.

When you run your mouth, you're just letting out all that warmth and wasting

it.

Do

you have

more commentary?

They're a little trickier.

So you just stay there.

There you

go.

Never seen a potato wiggle like that.

But I'll roll with it.

Excuse you.

Give me this.

Oh, that makes it raise blood.

That's good.

We'll keep doing that.

It seems to work.

Now is this a little more like California?

Happy noise.

Now to make it even more like home...

I've heard that they have some extreme weather out in California.

Would you say that they have a lot of lightning storms?

Well,

that's the only weather I have to work with right now, so we're gonna go with

it.

That and blue rain.

It's cold. Uh-huh.

And sticky.

I don't know if it's sticky rain.

Gonna have to talk to God on that one.

you feel even more at home.

Did I catch that?

Sorry.

You're just so squishy.

Make sure that the... You don't get any

more ideas.

Kind of tired of looking at that mouth anyway.

Alright,

so... On a day like today, in, what is it, January...

I bet there'd be...

A little thunder and lightning going on?

You don't know?

You don't know the weather of your own state?

That sounds pretty affirmative.

I'll go with that.

And how intense do you think a storm would be on a day like today?

Ooh, that intense, right?

That much?

You're wiggly.

Ah,

I like it.

Let's try that again.

No, no, you're right.

He's still up around the wiggle.

You're not as squishy as you look.

I should do it, right?

There comes the charm.

Tell me about that weather you're having up there.

It's kind of warm under there.

You feel warm?

Let's just turn it off.

You're shivering.

It's like you're still cold.

You don't need this to fix the cold.

That should get you nice and toasty, right?

Obviously not.

Pesky hands.

Sorry I'm doing this backwards.

What are you doing over here?

Are you adding static electricity to my tape?

Apparently so.

Did I get some hair in there?

Sorry,

I didn't mean to get some hair in there. I meant to get all the hair in there.

That should fix that.

Fucking potato table.

You can't get enough of the potato.

Oh,

it's good enough.

Doesn't it?

I obviously don't know how to work with those.

We're just going to trust that I'll be able to get it off your skin without

much incident.

And if not, you'll get free shade.

You're gonna indulge my grinning fetish?

Do you have something back there?

Wet back there.

Ew. Ew.

Gross. Okay.

Let's try that again.

Again and again.

For the fiftieth time.

Unless you have any other complaints.

You interrupted me earlier.

Look how much fun you're having now.

You seem to be more immobilized.

I'm gonna keep cooking the baked potato until it's done.

thought over, man.

the tape that I can't use.

This is a very good idea.

See, I guess I made a mistake putting it over the plastic wrap and trying to eat

it.

Not enough of that one.

I've got to get leverage from all the sweat under the plastic.

Now, if you try to escape again, I'm going to be very-

And you probably will be too.

What?

You weren't finished cooking.

Are you ready to finish baking?

Didn't you tell me that this setting was the pleasurable setting?

I've been doing what you want.

This is what you said you wanted.

You know, I'm trying to show you a bit of time, but I guess I do usually use

electronic people, so I'm not really well versed in what's supposed to

happen.

I just keep going off of it, right?

If you're grunting, that's a good sign.

I thought the laughing was a good sign.

I might be mistaken.

You might want to think a little more deeply about who you're giving it to.

I don't even know anymore.

This is the one you like. It's just NOTHING!

Well, your top looks fully cooked.

Yeah.

I'd say you're almost done baking.

Maybe a little more.

Now, what are you going to tell the folks back home?

We're going back to California.

Yeah, what are you going to tell the people there? You got a nice and cozy

warm here?

It's a great time.

With somebody who can't find the right key.

You got six on me.

It's only so many people, man.

That's cold.

Oh, that's cold?

I thought you would... I thought you would

have learned not to complain around me by this point of the visit.

I guess I'll never learn your lesson.

Not until the next visit, at least.

You are still planning on coming back, right?

You're only asking me complicated questions right now.

Well, if you're not coming back, then it means I need to keep you.

You're coming back, right?

you know

that much duct tape on your skin.

Oh, gross.

Mmm!

Ow!

At least you're nice and lubricated with sweat.

I'm gonna have to throw up these scissors.

Look what you made me do.

I'm dead.

What'd you do?

What'd you make me do? Why'd you do that?

Because you were trying to grab shit.

In fact, you did grab shit.

You don't remember?

So, I applaud you

for ripping all the tape off of yourself.

You can get the knife back out if you want.

I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. We can do it for 20 days. It'll probably go faster.

There you go.

That's what I said.

Now what the fuck did you make me do?

You can fix that problem by yourself.

I'm out.

Oh my god.

Let's just use all the tape.

All the tape.