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Oh, you look so pretty. Oh, thank you.

I'm so excited.

I know, me too.

Oh my gosh.

I can't believe we're getting married together. I know, we've always wanted

this. I know. And so that has worked out too.

I know, right? It worked out perfectly.

Okay, do you think we're ready?

Yeah, I think so. Oh, look at this.

Oh, our bouquets. They look so nice. I know, right? The forest did a good job.

It's so pretty.

It's perfect.

Oh, look at us.

Is there step-dads? They're here?

Oh, come in.

Wow. Oh, my goodness.

Wow.

You look amazing.

Thank you. My girl's getting married.

I know.

Thank you. I can't handle this right now.

You look amazing.

You look so good.

Wow.

You just look

so beautiful just like your mother

That's on you.

I know, it's so awesome.

Just hope the guys get here.

I don't know what they're doing.

What do you mean?

Do we know where the grooms are?

I haven't had any sight of them at all.

Oh, they'll be here. Yeah, they'll be here for us. Okay, well, time is of the

essence. They're not even supposed to see us in our dresses anyways.

Come on.

That's true. You're right. It's true. They're not going to get any coffee

tonight.

They're here.

They're probably here. You probably just haven't seen them yet.

I don't know how I feel about this right now. I mean, who's going to be late to

their own wedding?

I know. I have a really, really bad feeling about it. I mean, the girls are

looking perfect.

The guys, they're a no-show right now. They don't turn up.

They're fucking losers.

They're bums. I mean, listen, they've always been trying to pounce money off

of me.

They're like, yeah, they're excited.

Just ask the other day for her. Yeah.

How much? It's been a long time.

Let's not give it to them.

It's not a good look.

No, this is not a good look at all.

What are we going to do?

We have to be there for them.

They're gonna be heartbroken.

They just look so beautiful.

We have to try our best. Be there for them.

Be real men.

I mean, they just had the best party last night.

We'll give them a little bit more

time. I mean, these things happen.

So girls, it's about time. It's about time.

Oh my goodness.

We'll be ready.

I'm excited. Are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready, Dad?

I'm ready, Steve. Yay.

Ready. Let's go.

We don't fucking deserve that. We don't

fucking deserve that. I'm so sorry. Just stop.

I can't believe it.

I told you clearly clearly

Our girls, they still have their own families too. I know, I know. It's so

moving.

I just can't believe it. I'm fucking fuming. I'm fuming. I mean, they're

going to have to pay for everything.

Are we going to fight them?

They're going to be paying for it, alright?

They're going to be paying for it, alright? The hall?

Everything,

hey? Everything.

They're going to be paying for my fucking daughter's broken heart.

I just can't believe they would put us in this situation.

It's so embarrassing.

But listen, what are we going to do? As men, what are we going to do to help

them? Because we can't leave them like this, bro. Look how sad they are.

This was their big day. This was supposed to be their big celebration. A

day they've been dreaming of their entire lives and they ruined it.

You fucking bastards.

I'm beside myself right now. I am beside myself. I do not... I mean...

They're virgins.

They're going to lose their virginity tonight.

So, I mean, do you think that, I don't know, I mean, just hypothetically,

do you think maybe that's something that maybe me and you could help them out

with? What?

Get a jiggle or something?

No, no, no. I mean,

maybe we could help them lose their virginity. Maybe we can pass them.

Yeah, I mean, we're close friends and family friends. I mean, keep it in the

family. I know,

but isn't that a little... Yeah, but I mean, listen, real dads go above and

beyond for their daughters, you know what I mean? Like, real dads go above

and beyond, and I think we should do it.

I mean, I don't really know of any other way to turn that around.

I guess she's running behind us, is what I think.

Yeah, why don't...

with words better than I do. Come on. I do?

Okay, sure.

Girls, girls, listen. Hey, girls, women, um,

I know this is really awful.

It's horrible!

No, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen. I think maybe we have an idea.

You girls had such a wonderful evening plan.

We were just

talking and I think maybe I know you girls

wanted to lose your virginity.

Maybe we can do that for you too.

What?

i just think um maybe we can help you lose your virginity what you dad no no

no listen don't don't think of it like that okay it's like it's just that you

know we love you so much and we hate to see your hearts broken like this so you

know we'd help you out by taking your virginity and we could uh help you both

yeah well i mean hey what are fathers for right

Disgusting. I would never do something like that.

Can I talk to you? I mean, yeah, maybe.

You girls talk about it.

Maybe we could. We wanted to lose our virginity.

I don't know.

That's like really weird.

I know, I know. But you know my dad and I know your dad.

Yeah. And your dad's kind of hot.

Your dad's really hot.

Yeah, I mean, no one has to know.

Yeah, I don't know. I'll do it if you do it.

I mean, we've been waiting for this night for so long. I know.

I know. And just, what if I hook up with your dad, and you can hook up with my

dad, and it won't be as weird?

I don't know. I don't want to be naked in front of my dad and let him see all

that. He won't look.

I mean, like, if you think about it, like, I could hook up with your dad, and

you can hook up with my dad, and it won't be as weird.

I just think they just need a better night, though. Your dad is pretty cute,

and your dad's hot.

I've always thought we were going to talk.

Okay. Yeah?

I'll do it if you do it.

Okay. I know we wanted this. Yeah. Then we could still lose our virginity

together. Okay.

Hey. Yeah? So, what do you girls think?

Um, we decided we would do it, but no one, like, no one can know.

Mom's the word.

Yeah, of course. Let's...

Wouldn't, you know, gentlemen never kisses in towels, right?

You promise? It just so happens your fathers are gentlemen.

Absolutely. And we will be gentle. Yes. To start off with. Yeah.

We'll take it nice and slow.

Well, I'm not sleeping with my dad.

Well, no one's sleeping.

No.

But, uh... And I don't want my dad to see me naked.

No, you can't. You can't even look, Dad.

You can't look. Okay, sure. Yeah, of course. Yeah, sure.

Okay. We just want you to be comfortable.

Yeah, and happy.

I mean, we may not be able to save the wedding today, but maybe... We can save

the wedding evening.

Exactly.

Okay. Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay. But yeah, you have to go slow.

Of course.

Should we start it?

Yeah.

Sure. I don't know, guys.

Maybe you two can get acquainted first.

Yeah, warm each other up and we'll be here.

How do we start? What do we do?

Why don't you give Mr. Mountain a little kiss and I'll get a little more

acquainted with your friend.

Okay.

Hi. Don't be nervous, okay, sweetheart?

Okay. Not so happy wedding day. We just care about you so much. Especially after

what's happened today. We just want to be there for you.

It's really nice of you guys.

Okay,

I'm not looking

Oh my god, such advice. Dad!

I'm sorry. You're not supposed to look.

I couldn't help but look.

Looks just like your mother's.

I didn't see that. Well, your mother had a really nice titch too.

She was very, very beautiful.

Thank you.

Your daughter is very pretty too.

She has your tits.

I'm just busting your chops, buddy.

Thank you.

It feels good.

Yeah. Juniper, your dad thinks that we should help each other get one dot.

I'm still a little nervous.

I would like that. He's gonna help, right? You two are best friends. Yeah.

And we've kissed before.

We practiced.

Well, maybe you two will do a little more than kissing.

Yeah. Okay.

But, you know, we'll get there.

These are so nice. Thank you.

Jennifer, dear, why don't you go ahead and let your friends miss you?

Is it okay with you? Yeah, I think it's a great idea.

How about a couple of them?

How about a couple of them?

Yeah?

Yeah, a couple.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Be careful with your bag. Thank you.

Nothing's gonna happen.

Yes Yeah

That's it, that's it. Get ready to get in there.

Get in there.

Yeah.

Oh, you guys.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Why you look so pretty?

It tastes good.

You're doing such a great job.

That definitely warmed me up.

I'm excited now.

Who knew my girl could eat pussy so well.

Why don't you two go switch, and why don't you, uh, why don't you, uh,

inhale? Yeah, uh-huh.

Yeah. Oh my gosh. She turned the favor.

Yes.

Oh my gosh, you're such a pretty pussy. Thank you.

Yeah.

Hold your hair back.

She's so tired, you guys.

Wow, I think they really are perverted.

Oh my God.

Oh there

you

go.

there you go oh my gosh there you go do you like hatching

yeah he's like your dad

Danny,

your daughter is real tight.

Not like her mama then, huh?

Oh my gosh.

Yes. Open your

legs.

You like to see my pussy?

Wow, Jennifer, you really... Dad!

You're doing your job. Todd!

Todd!

I'm proud of you, dear.

Dad!

I'm so glad we could do this talk to us.

Dad!

Especially after the day that they had you.

Dad!

Sweetie, you're really cute.

Come on.

Be worth of it. Be worth of it. Come on.

Come on, baby. Oh, wow.

Come on.

Grab your pussy.

Grab your pussy.

Grab your pussy. Good, good.

Baby, stay like that. Oh,

Juniper. You

look exactly like Cass. Come on.

No,

I'm not!

I'm not!

Dad,

you do taste good.

Your tongue is stretching me out.

Nice and slow to begin with.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Martin.

Get you from behind, sir.

He's really good at it.

Oh my God.

Fuck you from behind.

Tell me about it.

Yeah. Yeah.

You could have been given

I can't believe we're losing our virginities to our dads.

Look

at

you taking charge, sweet girl.

I just, I remember when you had training wheels.

I'm so proud of you.

All right, that's sweet. I need you to move your finger so I can get in there.

You want to get a little more speed on it?

Yeah.

I'll do it.

I don't fucking care.

What the fuck are you? What?

Maddie!

That's your dad!

I mean, I kind of want to swap.

Juniper. Yeah.

I kind of want to swap.

You want to swap?

Yeah. Like our dads?

Yeah. Oh my God.

I mean.

Why not? We're losing our virginities together.

I'm the father of the bride.

If I'm supposed to walk you down the aisle, I'll make sense. Walk you down

the...

Okay, Dad.

Yeah? You're done?

Yeah. I can't believe we're about to suck our dad's dicks.

You already did.

I'm a little excited.

Yeah? Yeah.

Are you sure you're okay with this, Dad?

Sweetheart, tonight was totally ruined. I want to help however I can. Thank you,

Dad.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Sweet. Your mouth feels so good on daddy's dick.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah.

Is it better than mom? I love it, baby. I love it. You suck it so much better

than your mother.

You definitely take after her.

Oh yeah, jerk it.

Jerk it, baby. Yeah, yeah, like that. Okay, dad.

You're such a good girl for your dad.

Oh my

god. Thank you, dad.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's just like that. Yeah, it's so good when you follow what they do.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, like that.

You're constantly getting my mouth done.

Sweetie, I'm just trying to see how I'm feeling your pussy. What?

I'm running in your titties. Yeah? Yeah.

I'm fucking tense. Oh my gosh.

You like that, don't you? Yes, I love it.

I can't believe we're doing this, Dad.

Yes. You want me to put it inside too?

Yes. You want it in your pussy?

Yeah. You want it in your pussy? Yeah. Stand up, baby.

Okay.

Just like that.

Put it in your pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness. It's so good.

You think it's good? Oh, it's so good, sweetie.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this.

Taste it?

Oh, you're doing such a great job.

Oh, my God.

Look at you, fucking daddy stick.

There you go

Oh my god.

You're fucking your dad, though. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm not some piece of shit fucking ex-fiance.

Oh, man.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Can I share it with you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Does it feel good, Dad?

It feels so good.

I'm going to suck your cock.

Yeah, I love it. You girls look just natural.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Spread your ass, spread your ass.

Good girl.

Yeah, I want daddy back in here.

Like this? Just like that.

Yeah.

That's my secret.

Fuck oh, yeah, oh, yeah

Yeah.

You don't need to cry

My pussy to make you come

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.

Well, at least you're not virgins anymore.

Well, now what do we do with the honeymoon we got there?

Yeah. Well, it'd be rude not to take them, right?

Yeah, I guess we're going on a trip.

Going on a vacation.

I can't believe we've been back.

That's why you're so proud.

Making them happy.

We really are.

The best dads.

The best dads.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I can't believe you just fucked up. I know. Who needs those answers anyways?

Right? We have the best dads.

Yeah. Oh my god.

We still lost our virginity. I know!

Can we just have our dads take us on a honeymoon?

That sounds good to me.

Yeah.

You guys down, dads? Yeah.

Yes, sweetie.

Yay.

Of course.