All language subtitles for S02E01 Under A Rock with Tig Notaro - Lena Headey Doesnt Like To Do Interviews

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranรฎ)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu

Original subtitles

- You want us to move the chair?

Can we get this chair out of here?

- It's itchy.

- Oh, wait.

Oh, this is a bit that's happening.

(audience laughing)

- Oh, that's much better, Tig.

(audience laughing)

- [Amazon Echo Voice] Please welcome Tig Notaro.

- Hi, welcome to Under a Rock with Tig Notaro.

I'm Tig Notaro.

I'm a comedian, and I don't follow a lot of pop culture.

I don't watch a lot of movies or TV shows

so I have a really hard time recognizing famous people.

And on this show, I interview famous people

to try and figure out who they are.

Please welcome this person.

- Hello.

- [Tig] Hi. - Hi.

Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

I'm Tig. - Hi, Tig.

- Thanks for being here.

- Thanks for having me.

- Oh, you have an accent.

- I do.

- Yeah, is it real? - Or do I?

It's real.

- Do I have an accent to you?

- Just a touch.

- What would you say?

- Your accent? - Yeah.

- What specifically? - Yeah.

Can you pinpoint my hometown?

- No. - [Tig] No?

- No, where is it?

- I'm originally from Mississippi,

but this is not about me.

This is about you.

(audience laughing)

Why on earth did you do this show?

- 'Cause I think you're a mad genius.

- I guess that's what I wanted to hear.

- There you go. (audience laughing)

- These are the fun facts.

- [Guest] They are really fun.

- Previous seasons and episodes,

they were a blast.

(Guest and Audience laughing)

So here we go. - [Guest] Yes.

- You don't like interviews.

- I hate them.

- So this means so much to me.

- This is major.

- This is major. - [Guest] Yeah.

- All right, so you are nervous right now.

- Yes.

- And we're just people - Exactly.

- [Tig] And we have skeletons and stuff.

- And we poop.

- Speak for yourself.

- I mean, yes, I don't.

As a famous person, I don't.

- You couldn't possibly. - No.

- [Tig] You would never work again in this town.

- No.

- If people found out that was going on,

- That you pooped.

- No, that you did.

- That one pooped.

- That this one. - This, yes.

- [Tig] This particular one pooped.

- Yes, I'm working up to it.

- You're working up to a poop?

- Yeah, not now. - Not on this show.

- That would be bad.

That's just my nerves.

- This is really going terribly.

- Okay.

Would you like a clue?

- Okay, great.

- My most famous character can really relate

to these three couples.

- Your most famous character.

You're an actor. - Yes. (bell dings)

- Okay, and you're female I'm assuming.

I don't know how you identify. - [Guest] Yes.

- [Tig] You identify as female?

- Yes.

- Here's what will surprise you.

I do too.

(audience laughing)

- Yeah, do you know any of these people?

- I know Star Wars.

- And you know what this is?

- Well, oh, I know, I know Arrested Development.

This means zero to me.

- Okay, good, excellent.

Well done, everyone.

That went really well.

- Oh, siblings!

- Yes.

- Yeah, Luke and Leia are siblings.

- [Guest] Yes.

- All right, but siblings.

Are you on a show called Siblings?

- Yes! (audience laughing)

- Are you? - No, I'm not.

- Oh.

- I don't think there is one, but I like the notion.

- Okay, I'm gonna ask you a question.

Is there something people yell at you

when you walk down the street?

- Oh, God, yes.

- Now, did you say, "Oh, God" because...

- Because it's the bane of my life.

- Oh, okay.

- They shout it in the street, at airports,

when I'm with my children,

and the word is shame.

- Shame?

- Yeah, it's a good one as a mother, isn't it?

(audience laughing)

When you're dropping your kids off.

- Okay, so you showed me siblings.

- Yes, what particular thing joins the siblings?

Like things happened between Luke and Leia.

- Romance? - Yes.

- Yes. - Sibling romance.

Is it wrong?

- Shame on that. - Shame.

- Shame on sibling romance.

(blows raspberry)

Are you getting nervous?

- I'm just, do you know what?

- This show is...

- You know what?

This chair.

- You want us to move the chair?

Can we get this chair out of here?

- It's just itchy, and I'm.

- You're itching.

- Yeah, do you have a different chair?

- This is itching.

Oh, wait.

Oh, this is a bit that's happening.

(audience laughing)

- I bring this.

Yes, oh, that's much better, Tig!

(audience and Tig laughing)

Much better.

- Can I just tell you I got the weirdest

insight in to you that I am so relieved is wrong?

I thought you were just really,

here's what I thought was happening.

- Okay.

- I thought you were having,

I thought you were spiraling.

I thought you were like trying to contain

- My panic. - A panic attack.

And then I, jokingly, was like,

"We've gotta get this chair out of here."

And then, the insight about you is

how you were just, "Yeah, get me a new chair

"in the middle of the show."

But it's clearly supposed to indicate something to me.

- Yeah, it's not working, is it?

It's not a tiny prop.

- It's not a tiny prop.

- [Woman] What kind of chair is she sitting in?

- A throne?

- Yes.

- You are from Game of Thrones?

- Yes. (audience clapping)

The show you watch all the time.

- Alexa, who is in Game of Thrones?

- [Alexa] The cast of Game of Thrones includes

Peter Dinklage, Lena Headey, Emilia Clarke,

and Kit Harington.

- Is that you?

- All of them.

- What was in your goblet?

- No, you know sadly we drank

- This better be sad.

- Grape juice which was a laxative.

It turns out.

Just so you all know, every time we were all like,

I was like, "We done?

"Okay, here we go?"

- I'm really, I want to know what your name is.

- Dun, dun, dun.

- Reveal.

It looks like it was run over by a car.

- That's fancy fake marble.

- Alexa, drum roll please.

- [Alexa] Okay. (drum roll)

- "She played Cersei Lannister on Game of Thrones

"for eight seasons, a role for which you received

"five Emmy nominations and a Golden Globe nomination."

I didn't get one of those.

That's incredible.

"Ranker.com voted Cersei the number one

"best TV villain of all time.

"The Night King only ranked 44th."

- What?

(audience laughing)

- I don't know who that is.

- I know, I love that.

I just had a dream of him walking in,

and you being like,

- Who is this?

- Yes.

- "She has starred in hit movies including 300,

"The Purge, and most recently Fighting with My Family,

"and portrayed Sarah Connor on the TV series

"Sarah Connor Chronicles."

- Yes, what a great title.

(audience laughing)

- Turns out my guest today was

Lena

- I love this.

- It's giving me the way to pronounce.

- Len-AH. - Len-AH Headey.

Head's up, I could handle Lena Headey.

(audience clapping)

But it's just Lena.

It's nothing weird. - Not Lee-nah.

It makes me sound like an emperor.

- Well, look at yourself.

(cat meows)

(hinge squeaking)

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.