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Oh, my God. This is ridiculous.

I have called the Salty Breeze three times, nobody's picked up, and that

sheriff person isn't picking up either. How am I supposed to file a noise

complaint if nobody picks up their phones?

You know what? I'm gonna have to do this myself.

Okay, let's go.

What? Where?

To the Salty Breeze. This assault on my ears has gone on long enough. Eden.

The last thing we need to do is for you to go over to the Salty Breeze and shut

down karaoke now.

Why is that the last thing we need? Well, I just, I mean... The last thing

we need implies that there's a problem I would exacerbate by going there. That is

grammatically correct, yes.

So what are you saying?

I'm saying, it's just, I don't think people have quite warmed up to you yet.

This is a town of Aerosmiths singing, lobsters shucking busybodies. Who cares

if they've warmed up to me?

Still, I just don't think going over to the Salty Breeze... I

am trying to help you get over your hemophobia.

I really do appreciate that, but I, uh... Sorry, I just... I need a second.

Oh, I tried exposure therapy already, and even when I knew where the blood

was, it was challenging. So I think surprising me may be a bit advanced, so

I just need a little warning. Well, no one's going to warn you when they're

about to start bleeding, okay, sweetheart?

That's a good point. Yeah. Now, let's go shut this down before they start singing

Free Bird.

They're not going to do that.

Geneva's out of town.

There is a house in New Orleans They call the rising sun

And it's been...

You know, I still am not used to having you as my waitress. I kind of love it.

You know, great supplemental income and limited lobster rolls. I get to hang out

with all my favorite people.

Plus, everyone overtips me, which is kind of embarrassing, but also kind of

great. Let me know if you need anything. Okay.

Thank you.

Al, you want to practice for the crate race with me tomorrow?

I actually think I'm just going to watch.

We've been doing this together since you were six. It's our thing.

You can still do it.

All right.

Suit yourself.

Rude.

Well,

now

we know why he wasn't answering the phone.

No, I am definitely shutting this party down.

Luisa! Luisa!

Luisa!

Luisa! Luisa!

Luisa! Luisa! Luisa!

Luisa! Luisa! Luisa!

Luisa! Luisa!

Luisa! Luisa!

Luisa! Luisa! Luisa! Luisa! Luisa!

Luisa! Luisa!

Luisa! Luisa! Luisa! Luisa! Luisa! Luisa!

Luisa!

that ever since we met you've had a hold on me. It happens to be true.

I only want to be with you.

It doesn't matter where you go or what you do.

Okay, vodka, whatever crap brand you have. Neat, make it a double.

I said no matter what you do.

Okay. I don't want you to worry. I am actually very good at karaoke.

I thought we came here to stop. I changed my mind.

Eden!

Eden! Thank you so much.

All right, girl doc.

Yes, I am ready for whenever the music starts.

What happened? Was it a seizure?

No, if it were, he'd still be unconscious.

I think he's fainting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He might have had one too many pale

ales. That would explain the fainting.

Why don't you lay off the IPAs, hydrate, and come see me in the morning?

Well, I think that wraps up karaoke night. Until next week!

Okay, but no, we don't clap yet, because I only got through one verse. Yeah, but

it's getting late, and we're getting a lot of noise complaints.

That was you.

Are you sure it wasn't the singing?

Was it Eden's voice that magically made you faint, or this blood test that shows

you're dehydrated?

I gotta go with Eden. I made it through every other song safely.

Oh, it might be this.

I've been training, so maybe I overdid it. Training? Training for what? For the

crate race.

You gotta run across a string of lobster crates that... I'm familiar with the

crate race. Do you normally exercise?

Well, I'm an accountant, and I'm...

Work from home, so... So walks to and from the fridge?

To be honest, my desk chair has wheels on it, so sometimes I wheel myself to...

And you decided it was a good idea to go from being as active as an area rug to

training all day several days in a row? Can't rely on muscle memory.

What kind of memories could your muscles possibly have?

Who else is training for this race? Larry Jackson, Bert Large, that red

-headed guy Tim, asthmatic Andrew.

It's an all-star lineup. Anyone in decent health doing it? Must be a few.

Half the town's practicing in the harbor right now. I can't believe I'm saying

this to a man who takes transportation to the refrigerator, but you need to

stop exerting yourself.

Rest. Drink a lot of water. And then you need a regular exercise routine, and by

which I mean daily, not annually.

I meditate.

Doesn't count.

the 1970s a third generation lobsterman invented the lobster crate race and we

do one here in port wind every year just to celebrate the industry that put us on

the map and this bell back here gets rung for the winner how do you win well

as you can see these bozos who were trying to demonstrate not very well the

thing you want to do is the person who gets across the most crates before

falling into the water is the winner what's the most anyone's ever done well

here in port wind the record is 31 crates and do you know who holds

that record my daddy A lobster?

Wild guess, Sarah Bass.

Yes! I set that record when I was 15 years old, and nobody has beat it since.

No one has gone past 30 crates. Can anybody enter? Yeah, it's for everybody.

Maybe I'll try this, too. You should. That'd be hilarious.

Hey, hey, hey, we talked about this. Actually, Peter, I think you'd be really

good at it. You know, there's an advantage, because the lighter you are,

the easier it is. You just dance across those crates.

So close.

I think I banged my knee. Just stop it.

All right, stop the carnage. Can't talk. The lobster crate race is next Saturday.

To win, you gotta be... Yeah, I know about the crate race. And I can't

believe you're still doing it after all these years. So great, right?

No. There's so many ways that you could get injured.

Splinters, tetanus, drowning, not to mention twisted ankles.

Yeah, I know why Eeyore here wants to stop this race.

As a kid, he was so scared, he never even made it to the second crate.

Linda, why don't you shut it? And before he fell in, he peed himself.

He was wet before he went in the water.

That's... That's not what happened. That's no one peed themselves, okay? I'm

not trying to stop the race, but I am mandating that everyone who participates

gets a physical first.

Okay, Marty One Crate. Well, Glendon 16 Crates, you might have won a couple of

these races, but you never broke my record.

I look forward to seeing you all at my office soon.

Big day Saturday.

You from-aways have no idea what you're getting into. You from-hears want to

bet? You got no chance. We've been doing this since we were kids.

Oh, really? I was on a Japanese game show.

If there's not a giant mallet trying to knock you off like a croquet ball, I'm

not worried.

Yo, I saw that video.

200 bucks to support when local wins.

You're on.

He's the $200 devil. Elaine, you should enter. We should show these boys how

it's done.

Yeah, I, um, actually, I don't know if I'm gonna go this year. I have a thing I

have to do.

What could be more important than the lobster crate race?

Nothing. Plus, it's the last one before you and I'll leave. I can't believe

you're leaving us.

I can't believe they both are. What'll we do without you? Maybe I'll actually

see patients.

Elaine, we have back-to-back physicals. I know.

Also... Renee.

Always such a nice surprise to see you. It's gonna be a long and repetitive day,

so no need to stay for all of it. Don't worry about me. I've got Candy Crush on

my phone. I have no idea what that is, but I hope it's not distracting.

No, I can still monitor you. To me. I hope it's not distracting to me. Elaine,

you need to take blood and run urine tests. Obviously, no pregnant women

should take part, okay? And where are those intake forms?

Come on, let's go. Get it together.

When your boss tells you to get it together, he's your Swingline classic

stapler.

Yeah, I don't need to know. Just send in a patient.

Yes, patients, yes.

Well, I guess I'm done here.

Run out of candy to crush?

They add new levels every week. It gets more and more challenging, and there's

really no end. Much like your visits.

For your information, I'm giving you a 10 out of 10 today. Another few months

of days like this, and you'll be free and clear. Just don't mess up.

Doc, we have three positive pregnancy tests, and they're all men.

Did you mix up the urine samples?

No, I'm not stupid.

I just saw you try to sell a stapler to an imaginary audience.

I did everything you asked today. For efficiency, I just tested everyone for

everything. Isn't the real question why are three men pregnant?

A positive pregnancy test for a man could mean testicular cancer.

Why is there so little in their files?

They're all from a ways.

They all work at the only processing plant.

So, this date tonight, anyone I know?

Definitely not. I thought I'd cast a wider net. I'm going to Millbridge.

I thought it would be nice to maybe find somebody who hasn't already met my ma.

I'm going to Millbridge tonight, too. No way. What are you doing over there? Just

meeting a friend.

Yeah. Oh.

Actually, I also have a date there.

Well, why did you say so? I just wasn't sure. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for

you. I knew you would be.

Honestly, I might cancel.

Elaine convinced me to try online dating, but I just... It's such a long

drive. Why not tell him to come here?

Because then he would have the long drive, and I don't want to feel guilty

ending the date early if it's not going well. Hey, maybe we should carpool.

Or would that be weird?

Yeah, that would be a little weird, I think. Totally.

It might be kind of weird. For you, maybe. I don't think so. I'd be fine

with it.

We're buds now.

Are you for real? You need another urine sample? It's just a precaution. There

was an issue with some tests today. Dude, I had an easier time qualifying

for the kamikaze challenge, and people lost limbs on that show.

That one guy with the kneecap?

Listen, dudes, as delightful as it is watching you remove these sea urchins'

gonads, I'm only here because I'm concerned about your health, so drop

your new samples off at my office today.

Wait,

these are their balls?

Right? I couldn't even get past three crates.

Maybe you could coach me. No, sorry, can't. Can you just give me some

pointers? No, I can't. Kids in my class already pick on me for everything.

If I win this, maybe they'll finally stop.

And if it goes horribly wrong, I don't want to be responsible for that. Maybe

it's just not your thing.

It's the only thing left.

I won a spelling bee once, but the word was on ass and eye, so I still got

teased.

This has to be my thing.

Fine. Okay.

Rule number one, the slower you go, the faster you fall.

Louise.

Louise, is that him? The gentleman right there in the sweater, miss?

Uh, he looked a lot younger in his pictures and said he was 5'11", so

probably.

Oh.

Oh, wait. I, um, I think I see him.

Wait, does he look like his picture?

Uh, no. He looks better, actually.

I'm gonna let him go in first so I can make an entrance.

Yeah, good idea. Very smart. Yeah.

Louisa? Oh, hello. Yes, hi, it's me.

You must be Alec.

That is some random man who just guessed your name.

Oh, stop, bro.

I just, um, you know, just caught a ride with my friend.

You're gonna rock this.

Thank you.

Elaine, have those men dropped off their urine samples?

Nope. How hard is it to pee in a cup? You know, for the ladies, it's actually

not that easy, because you have to... Nope.

...guess if it's gonna get... No?

Hi. What are you doing here? I just need Doc to sign off on these medical records

for Columbia. So can I just leave one with you? Sure.

It's pretty straightforward. Shouldn't take very long if you want to stick

around. Post-its.

Why not stick around?

Good, right?

That's so good.

I'm making a reel so that I can get a commercial agent in New York. Fantastic.

Ooh, I heard you can make a lot of money doing commercials.

I may not be a fancy actress like Jennifer Lawrence, but I could be Flo

from Progressive.

Flo from what?

You know what? Never mind.

Al, we have your vaccination records. The only thing that's left on this is

your family history form.

Well, my mom isn't around. My dad isn't my dad, so your guess is as good as

mine. Al, no offense, but...

This is getting kind of old. Burt is your dad. Can you just make up with him

already? I'll sign it, okay? And then Elaine can help you fill out the rest.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find some men and get them to urinate.

They usually go to the Salty Breeze after work.

Elaine, I don't think you understand what it's like to be lied to your whole

life to find out that you don't have a real dad.

I don't understand?

No, I understand.

You're the one that doesn't understand.

What, don't I understand?

Anything.

Yeah.

I love that you wanted to share entrees. It's so much better because then you

don't have to decide. You don't have to decide.

Exactly.

So tell me.

How is someone as beautiful, fun, and smart as you still single? Have you ever

been married?

Never been married. How about you?

I'm divorced.

Okay. Yeah. In fact, full disclosure, I've been married twice.

Yeah. I rarely admit it. It's so embarrassing just already... No, no, no.

I actually love that you feel you can be honest with me. I love that I want to be

honest with you. And you can be honest with me. I love that, too. Okay. So,

honestly, do you want kids?

I do.

Great. So do I. Yay.

In fact, if I'm being honest, I am currently trying to get pregnant.

Wait, what?

Yeah. I was told that my window is closing, so I decided to do IVF on my

own. Now, while you're dating? Uh-huh. I just did the procedure where they

harvest my eggs, but don't worry, they haven't been fertilized yet.

If you want to get in on this, you don't have to. Yeah, that's really weird,

doing IVF while you're dating.

Yeah, when I heard it out loud, I guess it did sound, like, not great.

Yeah, yeah, no, it's weird. Yeah, weirder than two failed marriages under

the age of 40. See, now you're making me mean.

This was a terrible idea.

Um, so, uh, I actually, um, can't leave yet because I carpooled here with my ex

-fiance. Yeah, of course you did.

Should we have dessert?

We gotta find another bar around here. This place don't got the vibes I'm

looking for.

Hi. I heard you might be here.

Do we need a physical to get a beer in this town?

No, you don't, but I did bring these.

Now, would you like directions to the men's room? Sir, I just peed. Fresh out.

Yeah, plus we want to get out of here before the karaoke starts.

There's no karaoke tonight.

Um, sir? Sir?

Let me check it out. Just... Look, I have been trying not to alarm you,

But if I could just talk to you individually.

Yeah, whatever you need to say, you can just say it in front of our family.

Fine.

It's possible, based on your original urine tests, you all have testicular

cancer.

I don't know how or why there are three cases happening all at the same time

yet, but I don't think it's asking too much for you to pee in a damn cup.

No, I'm good.

They sort of just know them. Later?

I just told you you might have cancer.

You know what? Fine. If you're not going to give me the urine samples, then you

know what I have to do? I'm going to have to examine your balls.

One at a time, right now. In the bathroom.

It isn't a weird town.

You're a weird dude.

Karaoke is Sunday nights only. People were upset that we ended early and they

couldn't sing their song.

It's only fair.

I was one of those people. I did not get to finish my song and that song always

kills. We know.

Please don't sing. I'd like to get home to watch my kids grow old.

Then you should watch your cholesterol.

That steak will kill you before anything else does. Let's just get dinner to go.

No, I would like a second chance. And we'd like to give you one. But it takes

the ambulances a long time to get here.

Eden is making an effort.

I'm still recovering from the last time she made an effort.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Eden's singing did not cause anyone to faint.

Okay? You know, for a town that prides itself on kindness and acceptance,

you're not being very welcoming to my girlfriend.

I don't appreciate that.

You're absolutely right, Martin.

Go ahead, Eden. Sing your song.

Eden. Everyone.

Eden. Eden.

Eden. Come on, everyone. Eden.

Okay. Come on, everyone. Eden.

Eden. Come on. Eden.

Eden. Eden.

Lorenzo, you consumed any alcohol tonight?

No. I only had water.

You resting?

Even a chair ride to the refrigerator?

I stayed in bed all day. I drank water.

Stopped training.

Did everything you said, Doc. It's not overexertion, alcohol, or dehydration.

What could be causing it? Eden's singing!

Oh, my God, it's all my singing! It's not her singing!

Look. You have fainted twice in two days. It could be a heart arrhythmia or

early warning signs of a heart attack.

I think you need to go to a hospital. I hate hospitals. I know. I know. All the

curing and the life-saving, they're horrible.

Look, I can't force you to do it, but if you don't want to, then you're going to

have to come see me for an EKG as soon as possible.

Okay.

So how was he?

Uh, terrible.

That was yours.

Also terrible.

Really? What happened? He seemed like such a good guy.

I think I underestimated how weird it might be for someone to hear on a first

date that I might be pregnant before the second.

It's certainly an icebreaker.

Why was yours so awful?

Um, like, you know, the usual.

Are you just trying to make me feel better?

Yes.

Actually, it was okay. I mean, we didn't have anything in common, but... This sex

was awesome.

You already slept with her? It was her idea. She felt bad I had to drive so

far.

I find it very strange that three men may have testicular

cancer and they don't seem to care at all.

Well, you can lead a horse to a urinal.

I may be able to do more than that.

If the lab still has their blood samples.

A serum HCG test could detect cancer.

All they have to do is test the samples they already have.

Thank you for standing up for me tonight.

Oh, you're welcome.

I said I don't care if people warmed up to me, but... It's not true. No,

it is not.

I... And I know this is hard to believe. I was a very different child.

I wasn't fun.

Didn't have many friends.

And I pretend that I don't care what people think about me, but, um... I do.

First summer I was here, I tried the lobster crate race.

I don't know.

It's where you run onto the... You know, it doesn't matter. I was petrified.

I'm afraid of looking stupid or failing, but I forced myself to do it, and... It

was better than you thought? No, it was one of the worst days of my life.

I was so scared I wet myself.

All the kids were laughing at me, and I fell in the water immediately.

I swear I could still hear them. I didn't want to swim to the surface.

You know, spontaneous micturition is very normal in children.

Yeah.

That's a good boy.

You're okay.

Start again.

Stay in the middle. Stay in the middle. Stay in the middle. Well.

Is that starting to feel good? Yeah.

That's my boy.

Here you go. Come on. Well, ouch.

You got a splinter? Don't think about it. Think that you're running like on

the road. That's your road to success.

Yeah.

28.

I can't believe it. I got to 30. I almost beat your record.

I know.

I was almost a goat.

I've never felt that way before.

I think it's confidence.

But then I messed up at 30.

Oh, you know, you don't have to be the greatest of all time.

All you have to do is be the greatest this Saturday.

You know, the lobster crate race is not just about winning.

What else is it about?

Well, you know what people say.

The effort.

Knowing you did your best.

That's what people say when you're not good at something.

Believe me, I know.

There's nothing concerning for arrhythmia or heart attack.

What, there isn't? Now, an EKG is not bulletproof.

You need to see a specialist in Bar Harbor for a stress echo and a CTPA as

soon as possible. Maybe I just need to avoid H-E-R.

Lorenzo, that's not funny. Lorenzo.

I was hoping this would get cleared up with the EKG, but, you know, it really

didn't, so I'd like to sing to him.

What? No!

I don't think that's necessary.

You are in the presence of two world-class doctors, Lorenzo. I was fine

with just the one.

I'd like to get this settled before I head back to Boston. I am not going to

die just so you can make your girlfriend feel better. I'm out of here! Lorenzo,

Lorenzo.

Would you just let me sing to you?

Hide me, boy.

Is that the chance?

You're really killing people.

Everyone's a comedian.

Okay.

Elaine, did we get the new lab results for those idiot men?

Pregnant men? Yes.

They all have HCG levels of zero.

Which means they don't have cancer.

That's good news, isn't it? It is. But why would three men in one town have

blood results that don't match their urine results?

So whose pee was it? Oh, it was mine.

I had my own pee. I think your samples all came from one person. And it's not

any of you because I was able to determine without your help that you are

all cancer-free. But you were never worried, were you? Because it was never

your urine.

Hey, we want to stay out of this mess.

I knew it. Just zip it.

Whose pee did you use for the urine test?

It was mine, okay?

I gave them my pee to use for their physicals.

You caught me. Are you happy?

Are you sure it was yours?

Yes. Why would I lie about that? Well, why would you tell three employees to

use your urine? Because maybe they smoke more than cigarettes on their smoke

breaks, okay? And if it ends up getting flagged in their files that they tested

positive for drugs, they would lose their job. And I would lose my workers.

They might shut my facility down.

Let it go.

It's just a crate race.

The thing is, your urine tested positive in a pregnancy test.

You're hilarious.

Goodbye. Oh, no, listen to me.

For reasons I will not get into, all the urine yesterday was tested for

pregnancy. And a positive pregnancy test for a man could indicate testicular

cancer. So I'd like you to go to Bar Harbor for more testing.

You're a scaredy-cat doctor who's afraid of blood. You don't know what you're

talking about.

You'll just say anything to get to me, won't you, doctor?

Pays himself.

Hey, you want to go to the crate race with me on Saturday?

Or are we still fighting about whatever it is we were fighting about?

I'm not going to the crate race.

Just tell me. Can you tell me what I did?

You can give it to me.

Saturday?

is the seventh anniversary of my dad's death.

Oh.

And I was complaining about not having a dad when... I kind of do.

No, not kind of, Al.

Bert's your dad.

He loves you, and he raised you, and he's been begging you to forgive him for

months.

He's your dad.

What are you going to do for his anniversary?

Normally, my mom and I mark the day with root beer floats, which was his

favorite.

And we look at pictures and we tell stories, but she hasn't even called me

about it this year.

She's probably going to be with Dum Dum at the crate race, not even caring.

Well, you know who won't be with Dum Dum at the crate race, not caring?

Me. And I would love to have Revere floats with you and listen to you tell

stories about your dad.

No. You should go to the Great Race.

With your dad.

Serapis!

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell are you doing? Night fishing without a permit?

Oh, I got a permit.

Oh, well, then carry on.

What are you doing with that crate?

Nothing. Nothing at all, you crusty old windbag.

I think you are rigging the race to protect your precious record.

I'm not rigging it.

I'm unrigging it.

Come again?

Well...

slightly unstable in the past you mean for the past 50 years what's done is

done i'm making it right now oh my god she's suddenly got a conscience no i

don't i liked having my record i plan to die with my record but there's this damn

kid peter crunk he deserves a fair shot

Mancero, you ready to go?

Mancero?

What?

You told me to be here at 12.30. Is it 12.30 now?

Mm-hmm. Do you want to wait in the car?

No, I don't want to wait in the car. Do you have coffee?

Hey! I can't find my socks.

Oh, hiya, Doc.

I didn't know anyone was here.

Don't look so shocked.

Have a life. I got needs.

I don't want to hear about your needs or see your needs. Do you?

I told you to meet me at 1230. I can just leave. No, no, no, no, no. I'm

leaving, okay?

I'm leaving. I don't even want to go to this stupid crate race anyway. You can

go alone.

No, no, no, no, no. Please, Martin, wait.

What?

I... I want to apologize.

No, it's too late, okay? I can't unsee that. No, not that.

Come on. You're a doctor. Get over it. But, Martin, I know you didn't want to

go to the crate races that summer after... after Rosemary, and I just

pushed. Not only push to make you go, but compete.

Because I had been so fond of that in my own memories, and I thought that port

win and the community would help to heal you, but it was just the exact opposite.

You just completely withdrew.

And then you wouldn't do anything, just read your books, want to be on the boat

with me.

And I know that now it's probably why you just hate all these town

festivities. Please, come on.

I barely remember.

Do you want to ride to the crate race, or are you going to go with Eddie

McChesthair?

He's just a nooner.

Please never say that again.

I want to go with you, and I'm happy you're going.

Okay, I'm only going in case someone gets hurt, which they will, because this

is a ridiculously stupid and dangerous idea, much like having sex over 70.

Please hurry.

They're both fun.

Can you make one more of those, Greg?

I love that one of you two.

This is gonna be a good day. And nine crates for Bert Large.

Good on you, Bert.

Nine crates.

Not bad.

You made it.

Of course I made it, Dad.

It's our thing.

which puts him ahead of Mark Milo.

Gotta be $200.

This race ain't over yet. We still got some powerhouses. Oh, yeah.

And now, first-time challenger, Peter Crump.

Is he one of them?

All right, Pete. All right. Where's his floaties?

Yeah.

year did you glendon

glendon

ross has weaseled his way into first position with 28 crates in second place

is peter crunk and in third place kenji won so sorry sheriff so sorry

and now if there are no more entrants we're going to go to lorenz who couldn't

participate this year who is going to ring the victory bell

excuse

me he

doesn't have

a pulse it was hard stop mark call 9-1-1

Hold on, he's breathing.

Still no pulse.

But he has a pulse on this side.

Why only on this side?

Wait, I know what's happening.

He has a totally occluded artery on one side, which means he only has one

working carotid bringing blood to the brain. And it must be getting kinked

like a hose every time he does the choo-choo motion, which is the same

motion required to ring the victory bell. Mark, we need to get him to Bar

Harbor immediately for a possible endarterectomy.

Paramedics are on their way.

Now, the most important thing... It wasn't even singing.

I was going to say, there's that we caught it in time to save his life. But

that is also very important.

I know it's scary, but the longer you wait, the worse it could be.

You don't have to see me, but you should see someone.

I just won the crate race.

Does that sound like someone who's sick?

You're the one who's sick.

You're afraid of everything.

From crate races to blood.

I'll tell you what.

I beat you in the crate race right now, you go to Bar Harbor for testing.

If you win, you can do what you want.

Like that would ever happen.

Yeah, sure.

I'll take that bet.

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up. And long ago somebody left with

the cup. But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns. And thinking of

someone for whom he still burns.

Cause he's going the distance.

He's going for speed.

She's all alone.

All alone in a time of need.

Because he's racing, and pacing, and plotting the course. He's fighting, and

binding, and riding on his horse.

He's racing, and pacing, and plotting the course. He's fighting, and binding,

and riding on his horse.

Whatever. And the first place goes to Martin Fisk!

Yay!

Woo!

Sorry, excuse me.

Oh, my God!

You did it! You did it. Oh, my God. You did it. Dr. Best, you're a goat!

I'm a what?

Not a goat. He goes. You beat your Aunt Sarah's record!

You bastard.

I'm sorry about that.

Okay. I'll see you, Doctor.

Everyone give it up for Dr. B!

You were right.

I'm pregnant.

What stage?

One. He said it was good we caught it early.

Glendon.

If you need anything, let me know.

I need for you to know.

You got lucky Saturday.

Water was way calmer, wind at your back.

It's a big difference.

I'm the goat.

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