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[crow cawing]

[quacking]

[tinkling, swooshing]

-[hisses] -[bats squealing]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go To very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure time ♪

[whispering] Side quests.

[cheerful music playing]

[grunting, sighs]

What a tough dirt this is.

I believe I am tougher though.

-[Finn panting] -[Jake imitating siren]

[BMO] Huh? Ah!

-Perp on the loose. Make way. -[objects clattering]

Huh?

[grunting]

-Ha-ha! You'll never catch me. -[Jake imitating siren]

-[grunts] -C'mere, kid,

-I got a present for ya. -[grunts]

[Jake imitating siren]

You guys.

[sighs]

-[BMO] Ah! -[Jake imitating siren]

[Finn laughing]

It's the slammer for you, thievin' Joe. [imitating siren]

-[groans] -[electricity crackling]

Okay.

The law always wins, Joe.

Now I have the toys you stole to give to the orphans.

You heartless cur.

The orphans will starve without their toys.

[BMO imitating siren, thuds]

[continues imitating siren]

Pause action for this emergency house meeting.

This device? You recognize this?

Do you, Jake?

Mmm, no.

Finn, have you seen this? Do you know what this is?

Mmm-mmm. Nope.

It's the chore wheel.

We created it years ago

to evenly distribute responsibility

of maintaining the condition of the tree house.

Here are the initials of inhabitants,

Finn, Jake, and when you spin the arrow,

their duties are reassigned,

so no one feel like their jobs are unfairly assigned.

It was a perfect system,

and I'd like to reinstate it now.

-Who's "L"? -Huh?

What's that? Who is "L"?

You don't remember Lalong?

Mmm-mmm. No?

Um, maybe?

Lalong doesn't matter. The chore wheel matters.

We can't use the chore wheel

with some guy named Lalong on there.

Sorry, BMO.

The chore wheel is fundamentally broken.

But-- But I can't do all the chores myself.

You guys just play all day,

and I'm trying to make the place nice.

And you never help. [sobbing]

-Oh, no. -We're sorry, BMO.

There, there. We'll do the chore wheel.

Just, please don't cry.

We didn't know it was that important to you. Okay?

You promise?

I swear on my legs.

Legs? [blows raspberry]

I swear on my ability to lucid dream.

Yay! I'm no longer alone.

Alone in this hoarder's house.

Now they understand.

They are on my side. No more places for rats to hide.

Think of what things make you smile.

Everything else goes in the pile.

Make a fire, set alight.

A house of souls burning bright.

Okay, which chore do you want to do?

[clatters]

Chore wheels are an anathema to every living being's spirit.

All we gotta do is be normal responsibles

and clean this place up.

You're right.

Let's bust this place up quick.

Where should we start?

-[jarring chord] -[flies buzzes]

Hmm.

-[jarring chord] -[flies buzzing]

It's not happening, man.

This house is too far gone.

Yeah, there's no way. There's no way.

I'm really gonna have to remove my legs?

Yeah, man. You swore.

-[knocking at door] -[Danno] Hello?

-[banging on door] -Hello?

Hello?

Hello! Are you the proprietors of this high-value estate?

Perhaps.

Then, perhaps I should introduce myself.

The world calls me Danno.

Abrelton Danno.

-Uh... -[both in unison] Hi, Danno.

[Danno] I've been checking out this place for a while

and admiring how huge and magnificent it is.

Uh, okay, that's weird.

I know, but let me ask you, though,

is this place heck on earth to keep clean?

I bet my legs it is.

You have my attention, Danno.

But don't think we're two random suckers.

Keep your promises realistic, bud.

Instead of talking, how about I demo my wares?

Okay. Come in, Danno. Let's see it.

[whispering] Yes, you are not a failure.

Okay, bring me the cleaning supplies you've got.

-[objects clattering] -Here we go.

[comical music playing]

-[mop whirring] -[both gasp]

[joyful music playing]

[both] Yeah!

[both laughing]

If you're interested, my company masters

are running a subscription special

on our complete product line,

delivered to your door every month.

We've got scrubbing potions, we've got mopping potions,

we've got vacuuming potions.

For just, uh, 300 gold a month, perpetually.

I've got the contract right here if you wanna--

-Ah! -[coins clinking]

Well, thanks again, and congratulations

on your new life of potion-enhanced cleanliness.

[both in unison] Thanks, Abrelton Danno!

-[chuckling] -Ho-ho!

[classical music playing]

[classical music continues playing]

[squeaking]

-Ha-ha, we did it. -That was great.

[BMO] Make a fire, set a light.

A house of souls burning bright.

Hey, guys, I got a cake for us to celebrate the--

[whimsical music playing]

-Oh. -Hey.

What? How?

What kind of black magic is this?

No need to be sus, BMO.

We bought a magic cleaning potion. [laughs]

-Ah! -Sit back and relax, dude.

A magic cleaning potion?

I've never heard of such a thing.

Where did you get it?

Why, of course, from a door-to-door salesman.

Wow.

[Finn] None of us will have to worry about

-cleaning ever again. -[squeaking]

Oh, I love it.

This is the best thing you boys have ever done--

[chuckles nervously] That wasn't trash.

Eh, I never liked that coffee table.

-[BMO gasps] -[squeaking rapidly]

Uh...

So when do they stop?

When they finish cleaning, of course.

[BMO gasps]

Eh, you all know that couch was like a fart collector.

[all scream]

-[Finn grunting] -[Jake groaning]

[fast-paced classical music playing]

[shattering]

Oh, my Glob.

They clean things out of existence.

Make it stop. Ah! [grunting]

He scammed us!

We followed the instructions to a T!

Oh, we definitely didn't read all that.

-Look out, Finn! -[Finn gasps]

Uh... Uh!

[cleaning tools chanting] Clean! Clean! Clean! Clean!

[panting]

Why are they following me?

Dude, they think we're stinky.

The heck? I'm feeling super fresh.

I took a shower, like, a week ago.

Finn, that's really not that recently. Ah! [yelling]

[cleaning tools continue chanting]

-Finn! -[Finn grunts]

Dude, it's time to tap the stash.

Sweet.

[Finn and Jake yelling]

Holy granny's buns!

This will definitely do the trick.

Hey, hey! Over here!

-[both chuckle] -[Jake] That showed 'em.

[mops chanting] Clean! Clean! Clean! Clean!

-Wait. -Huh? Get 'em again!

Get 'em again!

You can't stop 'em!

-Ah! -Run!

[both panting]

Wash. Wash. Wash.

[Finn and Jake screaming]

-Wash. -Wash.

-Wash. -[both blubbering]

-[Jake] Ah! -[both panting]

I'm gonna track down that salesman and bop him!

The salesman! He must know what to do!

No more chores.

Guaranteed satisfaction for life.

Okay, I'll give it a try, then.

This better be true

'cause I'm dealing with major trust issues.

You won't regret your purchase.

Don't forget to leave us a good review.

-[both] We need to talk! -[gasps]

Your product caused damage on our property!

Stop the magic!

But, uh, you already agreed to the terms and conditions.

Which is non-refundable and non-transferable-- [grunts]

Ugh, just take our money!

[Danno exclaims] That'll do. [chuckles]

To break the spell, you've got to out-clean them.

Take these. [groans]

[Finn] Thanks, Danno.

[Finn and Jake] Yeah!

[Lumpy Space Princess screams]

It's scrubbing my lumpin' lumps off.

Tuck and roll. [grunts, exclaims]

Ten out of ten, dude.

[screams] No bath! No bath! Mercy!

BMO! Let's go, dude.

[uplifting music playing]

-Yeah! -[chugging] Oh!

[both in unison] Whoa.

Do you feel anything different?

Hmm. I don't know. It's hard to tell. Whoa.

[both laughing]

[both in unison] Time to clean! Ha!

-[chorus vocalizing] -[cleaning tools] Ah!

Whoo! Ah!

-[chorus continues vocalizing] -[cleaning tools] Wow!

[cleaning tools exclaiming]

[squeaks]

[cleaning tools] Wow!

[saxophone music playing]

[gasps]

[chorus continues vocalizing]

[cleaning tools] Wow!

You did it! I can't believe it.

You defeated the magic and cleaned the house.

How did you do it?

We got more magic potions and used them on ourselves.

Another magic potion?

Surprisingly, it didn't have any negative side effects.

Uh, are you boys okay?

Yeah. Why?

[both gasp, yell]

You can stop cleaning now.

Oh, no, we don't wanna.

Yeah. [pants] We like this.

We're gonna keep doing this forever.

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We can wander Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪