Original subtitles

[crow caws]

[quacks]

[bats squeal]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side Quests.

♪ Stinky pee and poison blood ♪

[clanking]

♪ Paws caked in mud and doo doo ♪

[clanking]

♪ But despite all that, they make great buds ♪

♪ So don't eat dogs ♪

Just don't do it! [thud]

Phew! What a night.

Oh, hey, Finn, whatcha doing?

I was waiting for you to bring home milk

to moisten this bowl

of Jacked Rat choco pellet cereal.

Ah, the milk, I forgot!

It's okay. I'll just do this.

[spitting]

[chomping]

[gulps]

-Blech! -Ah, don't eat it like that.

-Yeesh! -You let me down, man.

[gasps] I'm sorry, man.

I forgive you, but where have you been, though?

-Umm. -What's that?

I don't know. Nothing. What? Huh?

Why were you dressed like you fell into a trash can?

[sighs] Okay.

-I'm gonna tell you something. -Yeah?

-Tell me. -Don't freak out!

-I won't. -I know you know me

as Jake the Dog, but...

What's that? You're a dog. So what?

No, but I'm actually a dog.

And on the full moon, I go out and I act out my dog instincts

with a real deal pack.

We got Rosie, the lab,

Dog Six, he's the beta of the pack,

Chuff and Bristol,

they have great temperament.

And then, there's the alpha top dog.

He's serious business.

He's tough, but he's fair.

I call him Dead Tooth because his tooth is messed up.

Whoa!

Who cares about cereal!

I wanna join the pack!

Please!

That's why I kept it a secret.

Doggy ways are for dogs only.

Hoomans can't understand how our society works.

I'm sorry, man.

Come on, dude.

Don't do that.

[chomping]

[spits]

You did this! You did this to me!

Now you won't let me hang with the dogs?

[Finn chomping]

All right! All right!

Yay!

Thanks, dude, I'll never bring up dry cereal again.

Yeah, but this is serious.

If you hang with the dogs,

you can't question how the pack operates.

-You're in my world now. -I promise.

I'm serious, Finn. You gotta follow my lead

or you can't come to Dog Night.

I swear on my life.

-[Jake] Cool, cool, cool. -Well, let's go!

[Jake] Nah, guy, dog night is over.

We gotta wait till the next full moon.

[eerie music playing]

[scoffs]

Well, I'll just time travel to the next full moon.

[grunts]

Time travel. Go!

[snores]

[eerie music playing]

[grunts]

[screams]

-What day is it? -Full moon time.

[eerie music playing]

This is great.

I can't wait to meet your dog friends.

[Jake] Yeah, just remember you're a tourist

in my world, respect the culture.

I'm not a human anymore, I'm a dog.

[Jake] Believe me, you're not.

But just stay cool and don't blow your cover.

Got it? Whoo!

[instrumental music playing]

[Jake] This is where we always meet up.

[slurping]

[all bark]

Woof!

Huh?

[all howling]

Are they drinking runoff from a refuse pipe?

[Jake] Shh! You're a dog, bro!

Oops, where's Dead Tooth?

[Jake] He's over there.

[growls]

[metal scrapes]

[farts]

[Jake] Let's go.

[all bark]

[barks]

Ah! [grunts]

-Ah! -[barking]

Yo, what's with the mad dogging?

I don't stand for that, man. Whoa!

Finn, what are you doing?

You're a dog now, this is dog world with dog rules.

Sorry, man. It just shocked me.

I swear, I will not dishonor

the strange dog code of morality again.

Thanks, man. I'm glad I get to share this with you.

Okay, break!

[Dead Tooth barking]

[howling]

[instrumental music playing]

[all barking]

Yes, doin' stuff with the dogs.

Yeah. I like this part.

[all barking]

[sniffing]

What are we doing here?

Sniffing shoes?

[Jake] Yeah, go for it.

I don't know, man, these shoes look grubby.

What about those top shelf shoes

-Dead Tooth's got up there? -[Jake] Huh?

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

-[barks] -[gasps]

What was that, Jake? Dogs love me.

He's the alpha dog.

Alphas get all the top shelf shoes.

You can't forget that.

But why aren't you the alpha?

Bro, I'm not trying to work that hard.

I don't wanna be no alpha.

Knowing your place is cool.

Ambition is a human concept.

Okay? Interesting.

That's, like, a very foreign idea to me.

Yeah, I told you. It's a different world.

-Oh, yeah, you did. -Okay, break!

[barking]

[door opens]

Hey, hey! No! You know better.

Trackin' your dirty paws in here.

Uh-uh.

[techno music playing]

[howling]

[howling]

[barking]

[howling]

[Starchy] Ooh, stop that!

Oh, please! Don't! Oh! Glob darn it!

That's Starchy's most expensive rug!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[sighs]

This night has been a real letdown.

Hey, Finn, you're free to bail if you're not having fun.

No way. It's only not fun because you aren't top dog.

You should be the leader.

You gotta show Dead Tooth who's boss.

Hey, don't talk like that.

We should not mess with Dead Tooth.

You scared, dude?

What? Are you even listening to me?

Don't be scared, Jakey.

Finn is here to stand up for you.

Oh, what? Aw!

You don't get it!

[clears throat]

[growls]

Aah!

-[barks] -[gasps]

Heh?

[startled bark]

[grunts]

-[intense music playing] -[humming]

I'm the top dog now!

Nope, dude, you just officially

challenged Dead Tooth for the alpha role.

Great.

[growls]

Can I count on your vote?

[both growl]

Can I count on your vote?

[both growl]

[Jake] It's not a dog democracy!

It's a battle to the death.

[Dead Tooth growls]

[eerie music playing]

Oh.

[all barking rhythmically]

[Dead Tooth panting]

[Jake] This is all my fault.

Finn, you hide inside.

Time to face the music. Do my doggy duty.

[grunting]

[intense music playing]

Whoa!

[groans]

What's happening out there?

[sighs]

[intense music playing]

[groans]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

I've been doing some thinking.

Being the leader isn't so great,

a-and being a dog isn't so great either.

I'm not sure what I want, but sometimes,

maybe it's cool to be a follower.

My friend Jake taught me that.

My best friend.

So, blame not him, blame me

and feast upon my flesh and entrails.

Whoa, Jake, you ate a child?

-Huh? -[Chuff chuckles]

Jake, you're crazy, dude.

Very dog-like.

Not just dog-like, that's like pre-dog.

That's like wolf! [chuckles] More wolf than Dead Tooth.

Huh?

You guys can talk?

That's right.

We're all ralking rogs.

[chuckles] Yeah, I guess I should have

mentioned we can all talk, but we pretend we can't.

It's called "dog-a-long."

It's a, it's an escape from our civilian lives.

Yeah. I, I, I run a woodworking shop.

I'm an architect.

I'm Rosie.

I'm a rawyer.

I'm unemployed.

[licking]

Hmm. I think I get it.

So, uh, all in favor of having

-Jake as our new alpha? -[both] Aye!

-Rye! -Aye, aye, captain!

Thanks, guys.

[grunts]

[barking]

[all howling]

[whispers] Hey, you okay?

[chuckles] Yeah, I'm a beta.

As the new alpha, I have but one demand.

[dramatic music playing]

Top shelf shoes for all.

[sniffing]

All right, what's going on in-- Oh!

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪