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Where the fuck you going? The beach is... Well, actually, yeah, you can make

a left up here.

Not right here.

Guys, we've been driving out for a minute. Come on, bud.

Watch it. But why are you turning here?

I don't know. I think... I don't... Does it go out?

This isn't the... This isn't the bridge entrance, dumbass. No, you guys are

making me nervous.

Bro, it's not the... This is not how you get to the fucking... Oh, look, I see a

chickity-chickity.

She's 103 years old, man. Right there?

Oh, no.

Oh, no, she looks like a dude.

Oh, Lord.

What's he complaining about?

No,

see, look, I know where you're trying to go. You're trying to get over the

bridge, right? To the beach?

Yeah, but that's not I don't think you could get it from here No, you can't we

lost cuz I think it Yeah,

see look that's gonna let you back out that way you can't make a look

No,

that's a dude bro, you turn there's a girl in the corner eating

yeah you serious yeah i'm telling you i wasn't playing all right well look

revert maybe go in there and turn i don't know man i don't know who was

better the last driver or you i never met the guy i never met the guy

all right well hurry up what do you got going ah there's

a guy trying to get her chick over there no well fuck it maybe he knows her

though so fuck it

Oh, he's got a dog.

Are you sure you want to talk to this girl? She's sitting on a fucking...

Miami, bro.

It's fair game, you know?

Yeah, pull up right here.

Oh, is this guy just catching shit?

Oh, look, he's talking to her.

That's her boyfriend, for sure.

I mean,

go talk to her. Oh, look, they're trying to eat her food.

Should you be ballsy and ask her if that's her boyfriend?

That's her fucking girl. Get away from her.

Oh, wait. It's not her boyfriend.

What? That's not her boyfriend? Loser.

You're picking up dog shit.

We got a pit bull, bro. Not two Frenchies. Yo, is that guy trying to

collect like the turds in a bowl?

Oh,

really?

I wonder if he's selling it.

That he wasn't with you? You weren't with him?

Oh.

Just out here having lunch?

Yeah, yeah. On my lunch break.

It's kind of a good day to have lunch outside.

Good weather.

Yeah, it's a nice day.

I didn't have lunch outside.

What are you eating?

Sandwich?

Is it good? The place around here?

Are we bothering you?

Oh, you're looking at her?

Yeah, I like this park, guys.

There you go. It's a good park.

Yeah, it's a good park, huh? You should come visit. You should be like running

around doing your little boxing exercises.

Why don't you go talk to her? Go talk to her.

Yeah, yeah, because I got too many people in the background. I can't really

talk to her.

Make it happen.

Let's see how much game you have Why

you say sorry I didn't do anything wrong

No

Well, I'm just I got I gotta make sure you know, you know, what are you saying

to her?

What kind of sandwich

Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yo, why is this guy just standing behind her?

Fuck, man.

Guy's walking his dog.

Yo,

I told her we can ask her some questions for a hundred bucks and like get to know

her a little bit. I mean, maybe. Really? What's she doing?

She's just chilling.

Yeah, she doesn't have a boyfriend.

Bro, why are you judging her because she's in the fucking car?

That seems so mean.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's my boy, Jacob.

And this is what it looks like inside.

It's pretty cool, right?

Oh,

she's going to come inside?

Oh, shit.

Yeah, do you want to ask her questions? You know, we got this.

Here, look. You can sit right there. Podcast type of thing. Yeah, but she'll

probably move.

Yo, grab that.

Grab that.

Yeah, let me fix my camera. I mean... No, I'm not kidding. We actually do have

the $100.

Yeah, here's the $100.

Oh, here you go.

Yeah, you can sit.

Here,

sit down right here. Sit here?

Yeah, sit right here.

Yeah, so we've been working on this thing for a little minute now. You were

just sitting on a shopping cart outside and you're brushing my... Well, the

shopping cart looked cleaner. It looked cleaner.

what are you talking about in the cleaner your camera's a little crazy it

looks nice outside what's going on in here no it's just this is where we do

our interviews we have a little you know we have a little tube channel and and

you know we just you know these are people who have saves money saves money

you know it's kind of cool we'll be able to travel just pick up random people

yeah cool do you so you're on your lunch break how much time do you have um

Okay, well he got your name, but we didn't get your name. Did he get do you

even ask your name?

Yeah, what's your name? I think so, Gracie. I'm Gracie. Okay, Gracie. How

you doing, Gracie?

You can put that away. I don't know why you're holding it. I don't know. He just

said he was going to give me a box full of questions. Put it away. It's yours.

Put it away. I know.

So we're just going to just chat and talk to you for a second, I guess. Okay,

cool. Cool.

we should sort of do you mind if we just circle the block it's part of the thing

it's part of our yeah you guys are gonna like kidnap me right no no no i have to

go back to work i mean you can even take a picture if you want but my

id you want to just i have to get back so like okay as long as we come back

Okay. Well, uh, shit. Nice meeting you, Gracie. So what's, um, what are you

up to?

What do you, uh, what do you do for a living?

Oh shit.

Boring. She said, I don't really like it, but it's a job, right?

Why does the rent keep going up? Yeah. I don't know. I'm not, um, I'm not, that's

not my job. I just, uh, You don't control the rent? Mail stuff and take

care of people's packages. How old are you?

28.

Wow. Have you ever done anything like this? Is this new to you? Yeah, I don't

really know.

You've been on a tube channel? You ever been on a tube channel?

No, I don't really know what that is.

A tube channel?

Like tubes, you know?

Like channels.

You know, there's people that give away money. There's people that do skits or

pranks. Okay, I guess I've seen some of those.

yeah like pranks and stuff no no no we don't do the pranks yeah we don't do the

pranks um yeah yeah actually the prank is you got hit on by a gay dude there's

the prank i'm gay i'm just kidding but uh but anyways that's good

that's good um so you work there cool you're having lunch um

What tell us a little bit about yourself you you do you have a boyfriend you

married you what what's what?

Well,

let's just so then can I point out that you are probably a

really bad girlfriend right now by getting in the van with three dudes

Okay, all right, all right So so that job that you do that's all

so like you do you have anything else in the works? I mean, I feel like that job

does it pay? Well, what do you do?

How long have you lived in

Florida Oh,

okay You know we have nude beaches?

I like to always point out our nude beaches. Yeah, he's proud of us. We have

nude beaches.

It goes a lot. I've never been to a nude beach before.

He's there all the time. Oh, yeah?

No, I'm not.

There's nothing but old guys there. That's why he's there. He even has a tan

on the sandals on his foot. True.

Yeah. True, I'm always old. There's a lot of old guys there.

There's a lot of old guys there, so I love to just walk around butt naked.

Yeah, I bet.

Yep, I get a lot of looks. A lot of attention.

Maybe I'll have to go with you.

I get a lot of attention from old guys. I've never been. I've never been before.

You've never been?

No, I've never been to a nude beach. How do you feel about nudity like that?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Are you comfortable in the nude? I'm pretty comfortable with myself.

I don't know about seeing old dudes like schlongs.

Old schlongs. I don't know.

With old wrinkly balls.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I'll like it. I'll have to try it.

Okay. Okay.

Is your boyfriend older than you?

Um, yeah, he's a little older than me. I guess I like older guys. Oh, she likes

the older guys. She likes wrinkly nuts.

Distinguished nuts.

Distinguished nuts.

Alright,

so look, we're not trying to keep you too long or anything like that, but

what's the craziest thing you've done for money?

We like to give away our money. As you can see, we have a lot there.

Yeah, our tube channel does pretty well. We gotta, you know, figure out how to

spend it.

So usually we just kind of find random people and just figure out ways to give

it to them. I mean, I don't know. It's a good write-off. I don't know. It's the

craziest thing I've done for money.

I don't know. Give me some crazy thing. Maybe I'll do it. Have you ever been to

Mardi Gras?

No, no, never.

Yeah, you know Mardi Gras, right? Yeah.

You know how they give away the beads?

Yeah. You know why?

I think so.

Why do they give away beads? How do girls get beads in Mardi Gras?

Flash somebody, right? Flash them.

Like the Jerry Springer Show. Like the Jerry Springer Show.

Oh, shit.

Yeah,

you could flash.

Yeah. Have you ever flashed anyone?

No, I've never flashed anybody.

Would you consider flashing for money?

I don't really think so.

Why not?

Because of my boyfriend.

I'm not that bad of a girlfriend.

Yeah, I mean, I'm saying you're already in the car.

So you wouldn't. So if I said we'd give you $300 to

flash your titties. Probably not.

No? No, no.

What does your check come to at the end? Do you get paid weekly or biweekly?

I get paid every week. It's not that much.

And what's your check come to?

It's like $500, $600.

It's not that much. Okay, after taxes, after they take taxes off? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, all right, and that takes you all week to earn that dealing with all kinds

of fucking random people that live there Yeah, you have to come in contact with

residents. Yeah, so you got to get hit on by probably old people Okay,

so how about if I said I'd give you 600 bucks to flash your titties Just to show

your tits would you consider it?

And 700 bucks, that's more than a week's pay that you're going to make in five

minutes. If I only have to show my tits. Let's think about the pros and cons,

right? I don't know how you handle life, but that's a good way to handle life.

Okay. All right. Pros and cons. What's the pros, right?

Money. Money, 600 bucks.

Cooling down.

Yeah. Right? It is hot. Right? It's hot. Time and time.

Liberating. Yeah. Right?

Supporting Brent's cancer right through the nipple. Brent's cancer awareness.

breast cancer awareness free the nipple okay so let's think about the cons

why why you know what's the bad your boyfriend might get upset no no i was

gonna say i can't even think of any bad reason yeah you won't even i can't think

of any bad reason i can't think of anything can you think of one bad reason

why to like not do it i mean just like my boyfriend that's it but you won't

find out so that but he won't find out so that's easily done yeah maybe watch

your guys' stuff.

No, I can't even play this on... I can't even play this on the Tube channel.

Yeah, because at this point it would be blurry.

I couldn't... There's nothing I could do about it.

Yeah, I mean, I'd be... You want to feel the money first?

Yeah, it's tax-free.

Well, tax... Unless Uncle Sam sees the video, then he might try to reach out to

you and say you didn't pay my tax. You didn't claim it.

Just to show my tits. 600 bucks.

I'm sorry, you see 600 bucks.

I mean, yeah, I guess I'll do it.

You will?

Yeah. No fucking way.

I really need this money.

Like, I really need the money. My car just broke down. That's why I was

sitting outside. Oh my god.

You see how things happen? Your car broke down? Yeah, that's why I was

sitting outside.

Not in your car, I get it.

Okay, well you can keep it. You'll do it? Just show us some titties. Okay.

Please show us those tits.

Just like this? What's your boyfriend's name?

Greg.

Greg? Yeah.

Shout out Greg.

Shout out to Greg for letting her show her titties.

Alright,

so we just saw Greg's titties.

Greg. Sorry, honey.

Sorry, honey. We see this.

Sorry. Oh, shit.

Damn. Okay, just leave him out, I guess. I guess. How long do you flash for? I

don't know. No, no, no. Leave him out. Leave him out. No, we paid.

Yeah.

Leave him out.

Actually, fuck.

Yeah.

Would you get naked?

I don't think so. No. Fuck no.

Fuck no. Fuck no.

Totally naked? You'd get naked.

If it made her feel better, yeah.

I don't know about that, guys. I'll give you a hundred bucks to see him naked.

I don't know.

Come on, he works out. All you gotta do is see me naked. He likes to pose.

He knows all those workout poses.

Let me pose for you.

What are you, fucking off-roading? What are we doing here?

It's not a fucking truck, bro.

Stay on the fucking street.

Yeah, I'm gonna find the little...

But where are we do circles around the fucking hood?

They do not fix this fucking roads in the hood. There's no hood man. You just

saw the little butterfly there flying by the window Look how bad this street is.

This is the hood. They don't help nothing out here So how about um

Oh a hundred bucks see him pose Ready? I want to get your opinion on his poses.

I don't know That would make me, like, such a bad girlfriend. They already did

the test.

No, no, no, no, no.

Let's be honest.

Right now, that's it. You're already a shitty girlfriend. Don't worry about

that no more. You're already a shitty girlfriend. Yeah, for sure.

You ever did anything and then just wish, ah, I could have just kept going

because, look, I got in trouble anyways?

This is it. I don't know. This is the moment.

That's a little, like, crazy.

It's not crazy.

You're just looking, right? You're taking advantage of money. Do you want

money? Maybe for a little bit more.

Oh, she said you're not good enough for a hundred.

No, no, it's just my eyes hurt.

I'll give you two hundred bucks. All you're doing is looking.

Is he that ugly?

No, I just, like I said, I really have to fix my car, you guys.

Okay, how much was the bill on the car?

It was a lot.

You ready?

Yeah. Here, are you going to be okay?

I think so.

No, you know how to pose?

well i can't fit in here but like nobody's naked though not like that like

you gotta get no no naked okay all right he doesn't even wear

underwear see it said what

your dick is dick is big all right now do the butterfly how do you show your

lats

No man, they go like this they like they put their hand they put their hand.

Yeah, there you go This

actually means a lot to him right now Yeah, I

like your muscles.

Can I touch him? Of course you can

That whole girlfriend shit goes right out the window.

Wow. You look great.

So I take it Greg doesn't have muscles?

Not really.

Or anything like this.

Oh. What the fuck?

Oh my god.

Wait. So look.

Are you just like one fucking horny chick or what?

You're grabbing his dick already.

Yeah.

What? Tell the camera what you're fucking whispering to me. Oh, this coke

looks so tasty. I just want to suck it.

For real?

Yeah.

It's been like, so I, my boyfriend is like long distance.

Ah, the truth comes out. It's been kind of a while since I've seen him.

So you've been masturbating a lot lately?

Maybe.

And now you just got some fucking dick. Yeah, it's been a minute.

Fuck. It looks so good.

I mean, I don't think Peter's going to object.

Holy

shit, she's

serious.

She making sounds she's fucking the roading that dick

I don't think I've ever heard that sound like that.

What kind of throat you have?

Oh, wow.

What? A deep one.

Did you swallow your dick? He just made that shit go goodbye.

Really fucking good. Wow.

Wow.

Oh my god, I'm telling you that park had good vibes

Oh shit

Nice

There's that fucking pussy.

There's that fucking pussy. There's that pussy.

Oh shit.

Yeah.

This is a fucking ass bang bros

That's it.

That's it.

Taste this dick, Rick.

Taste this dick.

Oh, man.

Are you going to stay up all night?

Are you going to stay up all night? Are you going to stay up all night?

Are you going to stay up all night? Are you going to stay up all night?

Are you going to stay up all night?

That's wild.

That's wild.

You just had sex for money.

Cash. No, I had sex for money. Nice.

Okay,

I got you.

Well, here's your money.

So that you you took me out there for a second you like

you're really horny girl aren't you

Yeah, cause you look like you, yeah, right? You went crazy. Wow.

It looked like I came so hard, babe.

It's such a good place to be, baby.

Your boyfriend's a lucky guy. So it looked like you had fun.

Yeah. Like, would you consider doing more of these?

Like, for money like this?

Yeah, you were great.

Fantastic, honestly. I think so. I had a lot of fun. We need you.

Like it nah, like I wanted to talk to you serious like would you you know, I

mean I like I Mean you look like you had lots of fun. You've made some good

money. I mean, you know, you're super horny Let me see you those jeans that

she's wearing. Yeah Yeah, look you you have nice pair of jeans on super nice.

Let me see the underwear.

Here's the underwear.

Oh, yeah Super nice.

Oh What happened?

Oh shit. Oh, you're talking about that.

I'm just kidding. They slipped out of my hands. I'm sorry.

Go grab them. Can you want to grab them?

Yeah, look.

There's no one around. Just grab them real quick.

Just grab them real quick. Open that door for her.

Just slip them on quick.

Put them on.

Put the jeans, put them on!

Put them on!

Put them on, quick!

You're fine.

No!

You're good, you're good. There you go! Ah, pull up your shirt.

See, you're covered. Give her her shoes.

What the fuck?

No,

look, we're gonna take you right now. I know,

we're gonna take you right now. Seriously, I'm gonna get in trouble.

Here, your ID.

What the fuck?

I'm sorry, look, we're just joking.

I won't let you get on.

I won't let you get on.

Here look here's extra money So look

It's right there it's right there on the bottom on the bottom

All right, so look look.

Okay. Look hold on you you have uh, you have right?

All right. So look you might have to call because we're kind of in a hurry

But also look I put my I'm gonna put my number here under

Sex for pay all right here. You go.

Please call us. Okay for you know for it for Please cut here's

your sandwich. Oh my god

That's oh my god. Did I just drop your sandwich? You know what

call me? We'll get we'll get some more of these fucking bookings for you, and

I'll buy you another sandwich I love dinners on me dinners on

Sorry, look call us though I Think even

though all that happened I think she's still gonna cause it's good super what I

think she's gonna still call us. I mean she was just too horny It was great.

Definitely. We should call her back Yeah Well, I called myself so I had her

number Alright, so we got her number. So no matter what I'm not I'm probably

gonna have to kiss her ass a little bit though and maybe fire I'm blaming all I

knew I'm gonna say it was like it was you.

Yeah, I'm by her another sandwich Speaking of sandwiches this guy's gonna

go buy us some oh shit