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Hi, my name is Joey. I'm 48 years old. This is my very first adult video, and I

hope you enjoy it.

I clean for a living, vacated apartments.

I get a lot of fun stuff out of them.

I have five kids.

My oldest is 33, and my youngest is 9. I've been married twice. I'm divorced

now. And I like to play pool. I like the sun.

I like hiking and the outdoors and hanging out with my friends.

Watching videos.

Playing with my son and bicycling.

Pretty much it.

Other producers out there will have models come in and say that they're

amateurs, but they're actually professional porn stars. You're not a

professional. This is your very first video, correct?

This is my very first video, yes.

You've never done one before? No, no.

I've never been filmed in any way, shape, or form.

What's your reason for doing it?

Adventure,

the money, and meeting new people.

My favorite position is being on top. I like to have control.

Besides, I like my breasts in some guy's face and sucking him.

So what do you like to do to guys?

Besides kissing, I love a good cock to suck on.

What do you like guys to do to you?

Gee, I like guys to kiss really well and like

to fondle my pussy while they lick my breasts.

I'm not really picky as far as that goes.

I've been separated for two years, so I have to play with myself a lot.

So what gets you off?

What turns you on and what gets you off? My tits.

Yeah? Yeah.

My tits turn me on and get me off. How big are they?

38Ds. Can I see them really quick?

I think they're really nice.

Okay.

I'm putting them away for now.

What is the craziest place you have ever had sex?

The craziest place I've ever had sex?

Was on the beach two hours before they closed it was still daylight and the

security guard came up and caught us No,

they just kicked us out of the park

Penetrating

me I'd have to say two months ago

Oral sex on a man, I'd have to say five days ago.

Okay.

Do you do anal?

No, I do not like anal at all. I think it's very disgusting and it hurts.

So you've never done it?

I have tried. I have tried anal, but no, it's not fun.

I'd rather push out a couple kids.

But you like girls, huh?

Oh, I like girls, and I have no problem.

with women and anal, you know, as far as even with men, as far as fingering, but

I don't care how big your cock or small it is. It just isn't right.

Do you have any sexual fantasies?

Sexual fantasies. Yes.

Um, I would like to have an orgy with like five women.

I think that would be amazing.

Just everybody on top of each other.

That sounds hot.

Can I be in the middle of that?

Possibly.

How often do you masturbate?

Every day I masturbate.

What do you use?

Both hands.

No toys?

No toys. I don't need toys.

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

I've never been caught masturbating, no. I can't say I have.

I've even done it driving.

What kind of places do you, where do you go to find guys? Do you pick up guys?

Picking up guys. I really have no trouble getting guys. I can pick up a

guy at the grocery store, at the bar, playing pool, walking down the street.

It doesn't seem to matter. Sorry.

When was the last time you had a one-night stand?

Can you give me some details?

One-night stand.

You.

It's been a while, then? It's been a while.

All right.

What's the youngest guy that you've been with, like, within the last five years?

The youngest guy I was with was 27.

All right.

And that was recently.

How did you meet him?

On the Internet.

All right. So that was one nice thing. Yeah.

So you meet guys on the Internet then, huh?

I meet guys on the Internet.

All right.

What's the biggest age difference that you've ever had? Is that the biggest age

difference? Yeah, the 27-year-old was the biggest age difference. I felt a

little uncomfortable at first because I have two kids that are older than him.

How forward are you usually with guys? Have you ever walked up to a guy and

just been like, hey, let's fuck?

Forward, yes. I have been forward, but mostly in the dancing situation. I don't

really just go into bars just looking for that guy to fuck.

I'm usually approached once I get in anyway, so I'm usually guaranteed to

fuck before I leave.

I know, don't I sound stupid, but it's true.

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or husband before?

Have I ever cheated?

To be honest, no.

I have danced topless throughout my marriages, too, and never cheated.

Whatever was done in the bar was strictly for work purposes only and

nothing out after.

Do you have any special skills

in bed that you'd like to tell us about?

Special skills in bed? No, I've been told I can give a mean blowjob.

Do you swallow?

Yes.

Answer, can you answer it? Oh, yes, I do swallow. I think it's very tasty and I

enjoy the protein.

It might keep me young, Logan.

What about facials? Can you take facials?

As far as being cummed on anywhere, it doesn't bother me a bit as long as I

have a place to clean up.

What were your thoughts about this gig leading up to today?

My thoughts about coming here today.

Anxious. I was very anxious.

It was enticing.

The gentleman that I had met was very attractive, so it gave me a lot more

incentive to come.

Money didn't deter me away either, but my first impression coming today today

was I hoped it wasn't a scam and the cops weren't going to be here.

So are you horny now?

Yes.

Oh,

I'm sorry.

Yes, I am very horny and I can't wait to get started

Should I turn around or anything like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, I got an expression. Just go with it. Oh.

Just pretend like you're at the club.

Oh, yeah.

It's another guy's show.

That's not not good.

No, I got a strap holding me in, which I just locked in.

Oh, you're sexy.

You have a beautiful body.

Oh, thank you.

If I was Tanner, I'd look thinner.

So is this okay?

Yeah, you're doing good.

I'm losing all my straps.

Yeah.

So what do you have to say to the viewers watching this?

Oh, I have to talk.

You're going to make me talk.

Can I just moan?

What do you think that they're doing right now?

Hopefully enjoying the view.

I think they got through some lotion out and they're stroking away, watching your

sexy hot body right now.

I hope so.

Why don't you lean over and unbutton my pants?

Just put my dip in the mouth and give it a little bit of a sipping.

Look at the eyes on it.

Sexy eyes.

No,

I can't.

Give it a little try.

Getting tired of standing?

You've got amazing gloves, Axe.

You like the cock?

Oh, you've got a really nice cock.

Yeah? Mm-hmm. You ready for more?

Mm-hmm.

Rub it all in really good.

Thank you.

How's that feel?

Sola's making me jealous.

Don't be.

It's not as exciting as it really is.

I can't wait.

I love those big sexy tits.

Those real?

No. No?

They look real to me.

They feel real.

Thank you.

Tell me why.

It's a picnic.

You get a one.

It's your first little video.

You're doing pretty good, though.

Except you're wearing me out.

I hope I can make you come by the end.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

Look at me.

But you want to turn around and sit on it.

Maybe I'll run short.

I'm out of shape.

All right.

He'll stay with the younger ones after this.

Oh, you're not still filming?

Sophia? I feel scared.

Turn around if your head is hanging off the desk.

Always look up.

Yeah, let's see if it applies.

Here it comes to me.

Do you want to taste my cum?

I want to taste your cum.

I want you to squirt it all over my face.

I've said so.

I want you to explode.

Sit back down.

When I'm ready I'll...

Come forward and just tilt your head back like that. Okay.

Oh,

it was wonderful.

Did a big load?

Yes, I did.

How did it taste?

Very nice.

Sweet.

I ate a lot of pineapple.

So how was your first adult video?

Oh, my first adult video was amazing.

I had a lot of fun.

Would you do it again?

I'd definitely do it again.

All right. I'm glad you liked it.

You look like a sexy teacher with those glasses on. I'm sure every guy has a

fantasy about doing one of those sexy teachers.

Yeah. I teach, but not that.

Thank you for the opportunity.

No problem.