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I'm just as excited.

Let's ride.

I'm sorry, but I don't want to get in if you're driving. Oh, why not?

Shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man. We hit the bank bus today, and I ain't got no voice, so we're doing for

the ride. Yeah, what's wrong with your voice?

I suck too much dick.

You serious?

Yeah.

You suck too much dick. I did.

You know, it's funny, because I fucking believe you.

I did for an anal aspirate.

Thank you.

Oh, you did a fucking for an aspirate? An anal aspirate.

You did anal for us?

Yes, I did.

Holy shit. Uh-huh.

Bang, bang.

You're crazy.

Yeah, and you really don't have a voice, do you?

No.

I do it for the ratchets.

That's okay because we don't really want to hear women talk anyways.

Oh, that's not fucking nice.

We just want to see your fucking ass.

You can always find a way to communicate with your fucking body parts.

You don't need to speak.

I bet you guys wish you had a pussy so you could do what I do.

He's like, no.

Maybe make the money you do, but not do what you do.

Well, if you had a pussy.

I don't want to do what you do, because that's a...

Wait, was it not you that said you want to be a girl for a week?

Hey, I don't remember saying that. I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about, dog.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah, you got me in trouble, Kelsey. Come on, I thought we were friends. But

you said you didn't want to remember it.

Yeah.

You need to shut up now, Kelsey.

You just got put out there, bro.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

That's the wrong years.

Oh, snap. Anyways.

I'm going to do some research.

Hey, anyways.

What are we doing? What have we gotten started? This is the first time on the

fucking bus, right? This is my first time on the fucking bus. First time on

the fucking bus. That's fucking awesome. Are you excited?

I'm super excited. So excited you wanted to drive, huh? Yes. I thought I was

going to drive.

Isn't that the point of reverse bus? The bitches drive?

Fuck. Then what is he going to do? What the fuck is he going to do? He's trying

to open it. Yeah, we're here trying to push his back to the car. Yeah, this

shit ain't opening no more.

Damn. Oh, shit.

All right, so listen.

We're going to find some fucking dudes for you to fuck, all right? What the

fuck are we going?

Yeah, let's do it. With your no voice having ass. You might just have to stick

your ass out the window.

Can I? And just fucking see who we can find.

Can I? Uh-huh. You stick your ass out the window and see what happens. And see

what happens.

Go to your hometown or what?

You love Hialeah, boy, don't you?

Yo, we've been having good luck with Hialeah. You love Hialeah, don't you?

Yo, that last time, yo.

That's right. We found some chick at the strip club.

You found a chick at the strip club? Hell yeah.

What happened?

I don't know. Things happened.

Like what?

Yo, look at this fucking ass.

Oh, shit.

I'm not going to lie. I did it for me.

You're really horny? Yeah.

You're not just talking shit? I'm not just talking shit. I've been saving it

for this shoot.

So whoever we find, let's do it.

Like nap? Like look out the window?

Like first guy?

There's a guy right there.

What a fucker. Look at that.

That guy's over there selling peanuts.

I don't think I want to pick that guy up.

Yeah, he's got some fucking sweaty balls.

At least he's selling water so he can just wash his balls.

Hey, can I get one of your water bottles to wash your balls?

Okay, thanks.

Yo, why are you facing this way?

Oh, you want my butt? Yeah, where the fuck it at?

Should I get naked?

Should you get naked?

Pull him halfway down.

Yeah, shake that, yeah.

Oh, she's wearing underwear too.

I actually have underwear on today, yes.

That's whack.

That's whack.

I bought these underwear for this.

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I just got myself into a fucking dead end.

I just got myself to the middle of fucking nowhere.

Go up there. Go pop up there, yeah.

I literally ended up in a dead end.

So I'm going to pick up that guy and that guy.

Which one?

Yeah, let me see this. Yo, you figure it out. I got you.

Have one open the door and I'll be like this.

Ready to go. Slip it in.

If he can't kick his dick hard.

Hey, we don't got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Yeah. Not me.

So the dick ain't hard?

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Oh, shit.

Did we find one yet? Hey, look, there's one on a bike.

A bike.

Oh, shit.

Get that guy.

Oh, look.

He's, like, looking in.

Yeah, you can't see him.

You want some of this?

Look, she's ready to give it to anybody.

That's why your life is good, huh?

My life is great.

That's why your life is great.

Because she's willing to give it to anyone.

Okay,

it's time. I'm ready. They ready.

They ready.

They ready.

The pussy is ready.

Oh, there you go. What about that guy walking right there?

Uh-oh.

I'm going to go find you this dude. Let's go talk to this guy.

Yo, this guy is taking a fucking piss right now. Hey!

Yo! Hey!

Yo!

What's up with the camera, man? Are you fucking peeing?

What's up with the camera?

Yo, come on up here. What's up with the camera?

What are you recording?

Yo, are you taking a piss?

What the fuck, dog?

Were you really peeing up there? Yeah, man. What's up with the camera? What are

you guys recording that for?

We're trying to find people peeing in the public.

I mean... And we caught your ass.

Man, I mean... What can I say? Shit. Hey, hey. You need a baby wipe? You want

a clean up? Yeah, sure.

You just shake it off or what? Nah, nah, nah. Yo, come here, come here, come

here. Come here,

take a look inside right here.

Just peek right here. Look inside.

Come on, don't you want to play with me?

Let's clean that dick off, come on.

Come here, bro, touch this ass.

Don't be gay.

What, are you gay?

You don't like ass?

Come on, let's wipe that dick off.

Yeah, well, you're fucking taking a piss in public. What the fuck do you expect?

Yo, listen.

I

didn't

know copper was in

Oh my God, look at this ass.

Let her do it. Put your pants down.

Let her do it.

Yeah, she's going to baby wipe it fresh. Yeah, I'm going to wipe it real good.

Look at this guy.

That's what you get for peeing in public. You get your dick wiped by a

porn star.

Yeah,

let me wipe it. I don't know. I don't even understand him.

I'm going to wipe it real good.

I'm going to pull it back.

I'm gonna wipe it really good.

You ever had a girl wipe your dick like that? Not really, though. Yeah.

So listen, you want your dick sucked?

I mean, shit. She's about to get your dick sucked.

Yeah? Are you sure?

Go ahead, suck it. Let's see how big it grows.

Suck what?

Suck it.

Put it in your mouth. Let's see. Maybe it's a grower, not a shower. It might be

too big, bro.

No, it's not big enough.

See what it grows. See how you grow up, poor guy.

Did I even get your name?

Yeah, what is your name?

Louis.

Louis.

Louis. Louie Louie.

What is this all about, Louis?

That might be too big for her, bro.

No.

She's sucking it too.

I don't think there's anything in here. There's no mojo.

No? No mojo. No, I can't even check it off. Look at this.

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I don't know what to do with this.

This is nothing.

This is nothing. This is a joke. I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, my ass cheeks,

they eat that shit.

Can I eat that shit? My ass cheeks will swallow it. Can I eat that? Will you

reach the hole?

Oh, yeah. Are you sure? Oh, yeah. My ass cheeks are as thick as as long as your

penis is. He wants to shove his face in your ass.

Can you shove his face in your ass? Nah.

Nah, I'm like, ah.

Nah, I'm like that.

Kick him out. Go take a piss somewhere else.

Already? And try not to get caught.

Oh. Here, let me give you some baby wet. Yo.

Poor guy.

Let's go, bro.

If I were you, I would not have jumped the vibe, bro.

Shit.

I don't even know what to tell this guy. I'm like, I feel bad for him.

Hey, you got a big chain.

You got a big chain.

Ah, damn.

That was an awful penis.

Wow. I mean.

So what happened? You didn't want to see if it grew or not, huh? Nothing.

Oh, no. There was no life in there. There was no life? There was none.

I mean, the second the tongue touches the dick, the dick has a tongue.

That one did not. I'm not even sure if there was a muscle in there. So you know

right away you've sucked enough dick that you know if it's going to come to

life or not? I think I made him upset. Poor guy. I think you just ruined his

fucking life.

You got caught peeing in public.

I was so nice to them.

And then he takes his pants down and you laugh.

That's what fucked up.

Just being honest.

I'm just being honest.

I mean, for real, his dick was as big as...

You see my bottle? You know what, I'll admit. He had a lot to grow for it to be

halfway decent for this booty right here.

I didn't feel anything going on in there.

No sensation.

You know what?

I don't know about you, man, but I don't mind that she kicked dick off the bus

and just left her pussy.

I don't mind.

I'm getting really horny. Okay, let's find someone else. Can I probably not

take any of this? We're good. We're good. You can... What do you mean? Shut

up. I'm getting horny.

It's like you just got your dick wet and then... Okay, stop.

Pop that ass out. Let's see that ass.

Let's see that ass.

Let's see that ass.

Oh, shit.

I'm going to get my socks on.

Fuck it.

Good job, man.

That's fucking nice, huh?

Just in case you're getting too hot.

Oh, yeah.

What's up with everyone pouring water on my ass? It's a waterfall.

Yeah, look at that.

The pussy is getting wet.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God. Okay, let's find the next one before I get booboos. Yo, look at

that big-ass fucking wipe oil in there. Where?

Yeah.

Not that dude. The guy over there. The guy over there.

Big fucking bald dude. What the fuck's he doing?

I don't know if he works there.

He's looking for those forklifts or whatever.

Yeah, go find out.

Yeah, that fucking big rifle over there.

Yo. Yo. Hey.

Come here. Come here for a second. What are you doing?

I'm just working, man.

Just working?

Yeah. All right. I got something to ask you, bro. What's your name?

My name's Biff.

Hold on a minute.

Yo, did you really just say your name? Biff? Yeah.

Biff. B-I-F-F, man. You swear? Your mom named you Biff?

Holy shit, brother.

Did she like that Back to the Future movie? Is that what she liked? She was

different, yeah. She was different?

Holy shit.

Listen, do me a favor, bro. I know we don't know each other. Open that door

and just tell me what you see. Come back. I'll wait for you. Go ahead. Open

that door. You don't have to go inside.

Here I am. I'm waiting.

Elevator music.

There you go now come back come back now tell me what you saw um wow yeah I

do very much big but all right well listen she wants to fuck and

she's actually looking for a guy named it And so I know a guy you know a guy

named if I do You want to get into my work right now, man? I'm here till 5

also you want to try and come back when you get off work I mean you don't want

to be fired is that what you're saying?

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fuckingyourcity.com. Hold on, so, that's fine, bro. If you want to keep your job

and be gay, that's cool. Like, just be a gay guy with a job. That's cool.

I say you risk it, and you become, and you be a straight guy.

I'll be a straight guy without a job. If that's okay with you.

Hey, good choice. Yeah, get in the fucking van, bro.

Get in, bitch.

Fucking girl says straight girl.

She's jealous.

Fucking Biff.

Yo!

Biff quits!

This guy just got fired.

So what do I get to do with Biff? Whatever.

Shit, whatever the fuck. Ask Biff. Ask Biff. Biff, what do you want to do with

her? Have a big day.

It's not small.

It's not small?

Nah. Can I see?

Oh my god.

Do you mind? You want to pull it out? Yeah.

Oh yeah. You want to pull it out for her?

Let me see.

Do you like getting head?

I love getting head. Yeah?

Biff the gym rat.

You enjoy that, Biff. I'm gonna go over here and look at some booty, okay?

That sounds good.

Oh, he's almost there.

Swallow it. Swallow it.

You're going to strap him up? You're going to try this guy?

Hell yeah.

Can I?

Yeah. He's got a big, decent size there for that big booty you got. I got a

fucking biff over here.

Biff.

Big size dick.

What if I put the condom on wrong? That would be a shame, right?

You want to stick it in his fist?

Yeah, bend it over him. Bend it over him. Make it easy for him. No, get on

your knees. Get on your knees.

There you go.

There you go. Make it easy for him.

Oh, shit.

Oh, you better be nice.

You're getting some pussy.

Alright, keep popping out.

Uh-uh.

Can you keep it hard?

Oh,

spank that ass.

Are you nervous Biff?

Are you nervous?

Wow, do you want some lube?

There you go, bro.

Lube?

Lube for you?

I'm trying to get his dick a little harder for you. Oh, yeah? I don't know.

That'd be great. You know you like that hard dick. I like a nice, long, hard

dick.

And his big, fat ass. I need a big, fat cock.

I thought you needed more dick after this, right?

I'm going to need a lot more dick.

I don't want blue balls.

What does this look like?

The bang bus?

Oh. It is the bang bus.

Yes, I'm going to have blue balls then. Come on, Biff.

Get it. Oh, what the fuck? It's not even coming. Oh, yeah?

Is it going to come on this thing?

Oh, my God.

That's a nice fucking look.

Oh, Biff.

You like coming on that?

Biff, you're trying to get hard and not fucking bust a nut.

What the fuck's wrong with you?

Okay,

now it's my turn.

Biff, you're supposed to stop when you get hard. You don't just keep jerking

it.

I'm sorry. You know what? I feel you, Biff.

You got carried away, right?

You were too busy looking at her ass and that ass is so good it made you fucking

nut. Damn, Biff. Yes, it did.

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You got one good position out of them.

Okay, what about this? Yo, but she wants more sex, Biff. Yo, what the fuck?

Pussy was good.

Better than worse. Tell her, look, pussy was good.

Pussy was good.

Pussy was good.

Hey, bud, Biff, you gotta get the fuck out. Yeah, get the fuck out, because I

want to know. Wait, what?

You gotta get out. I need to, you know, I need to fill your spot, bro. We need

to go get another guy.

It's going to look weird if I get another guy and you're in here. We'll

come pick you up and take you back to work. The one you just lost. Get the

fuck out.

Actually, you don't need to go back.

Actually, take your... Give him his condoms.

Give him both of them. Put them on his ear or something.

Nah, just give them to him and fucking... No, I can't put them on his

ear.

Just like to get out here?

Yeah, bro.

I can get my stuff when I come back?

Yeah. What stuff?

You ain't got no stuff.

Just throw that shit out. Give him his shirt. Throw that shit. Throw that shit

out. Fuck that.

You know, he didn't give you one good position.

No, it wasn't.

It wasn't hard.

She's ruthless.

What the fuck? Hey, he fucked you.

It looked good. With a soft penis.

With a soft penis? I couldn't even feel it inside my vagina.

I don't know what to say. I'm shocked.

I mean, he had a good seven inches inside her, and if she didn't feel that,

then... His ring.

That's what he was talking about.

shit oh well i guess we got something to cluck i like she's licking his ring he

left his ring i guess you can keep that for memories oh i'm not gonna keep this

memories i got my rent dude let me have that shit i'll go find out how much he

said what shit yo take that shirt off let's see that let's see those tits

i don't even know why i used to get that shit

Are we going to have lunch or what? Are we going to go eat?

I want to get laid.

What the fuck?

I was just checking. I was testing it. I just got my pussy wet and shit.

I was testing it. I was testing it. They ready?

Hey, so listen.

To what?

We're going to go find somebody. If this guy doesn't get hired, I want you to try

to sit on his face. Give him all that gooey fucking man juice.

Give that gooey man juice to him, okay?

Oh, yeah. You can't get hard. I'm trying to kick him out. Just be like, yo, I

would really love it if you would eat my pussy.

Can you do that for me, please?

And see if you can sit on his face or something.

Give him all that man juice. I think he'll let me sit on his face. All that

man juice coming out of your pussy?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's going to be awesome.

That's going to be awesome.

Yo, I need a guy, dog. I'll pass, dog. I'll pass.

No, get me. Go find me one. Come on. Find me a guy.

This shit's on.

I don't even know why I'm sitting back there. I think I'm sitting on sweaty

bald juice. You probably are.

My panties are back there. Fucking nasty.

She took my seat. She kicked me out.

She's like, yo, get the fuck out of the way. Yeah, I'm going to find the guys

because you suck.

Because I found Biff.

Wow.

I found Biff and fucking.

That sucks.

Let's go down to the fucking block. Let's figure something out. Look.

Wait.

What? That guy's a bum. He's pushing some shit. What do you mean?

He's a bum.

He's pushing. Yeah, just because he's pushing a car doesn't mean he's a

fucking bum.

Yeah, that's rude. Look at that dude. He's pushing like a fucking... He's

holding his pants up too. He's kind of cute.

Hey.

Hey. He's kind of cute. How do you know? Hey.

Hey.

Hey, what are you doing? This guy's looking through the trash, yo. I told

you. I know. What are you doing? Come here.

Yo, you're looking at the trash?

Yo, why are you looking through the trash, dog? Come here.

Wow. Come here. What's up? Here, give me a baby. You scared of girls or what?

What do you want a baby wipe for? I wanted to touch these titties, but not

with those garbage hands.

Hey, here.

Why you digging in the trash, bro?

Yeah, wipe your hands really good? You never know, man. Times are rough. Times

are rough, man.

Wipe your hands really good.

Hold on, I want to hear.

Whoa, titties.

I wanted to grab my titties.

You want to grab your titties? Uh-huh.

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You got a fat cock on you? Huh? You got a fat cock on you? A fat cock? Uh-huh.

I mean, I got the perfect size cock. Oh, okay.

The perfect size. I like that answer. You want to come in the bus?

Come in the bus and do what, man? Why don't we take it back?

Take it back, what, to your crib?

Do you even have a crib?

You're digging in the trash.

Hey, we can go to a hotel or something.

Yeah, there you go.

You live around here?

Nah, I ain't from there. Wait, you just travel with your fucking car? Nah, she's

gonna take her to the hotel in his little carrito.

Yeah, I gotta push her around.

No,

thank you.

He wouldn't even know what to do with us.

Why you all naked up in here? I don't know, he's from Miami.

You wanna come in?

Yeah, I want to come in. Yo,

listen, don't forget he is from Miami. I didn't say spanking.

I can't help it, baby.

Should we let him in?

I don't know.

Trash picker, you want to come in?

Trash picker.

Trash picker, you want to see our trash we got in here?

I want to see it, man.

Let me see what you got. Get in, man. Come on, get in.

You sure you don't want your car gonna be parked over there good? Is it okay

over there? I got my way parked out back so shit, you know?

Have a seat. Have a seat, trash picker.

Trash picker.

We didn't pick up any trash here.

You guys got two shorts on.

What's wrong with this guy? Can I see?

Oh, I found the penis.

You found the penis? Uh-huh.

It's actually a dick?

Uh-huh.

You know, he looks scared. Why do you look scared? I'm nervous, man.

It's like rolled up out of nowhere.

It's fucking day by fucking day.

Isn't this better than picking trash?

Look, she's picking you.

Take a peek.

Can I? I already know what it is. You want to look under it?

I don't want to look.

Oh, okay.

She can take them off. Can she take them off? You can take it all off.

Can I take them both off?

Yeah, yeah. I want both.

This guy's got three shorts on. Oh, my God. What's wrong with this guy?

Now you know why he's pushing your cart around.

Oh, shit.

Come on, let me get him uncomfortable.

Yeah, take all your things. He's trying to get comfortable.

Trash picker.

What you gonna do?

I want to come play you.

Yo, turn this AC down back here. Turn it on.

There you go.

It's getting hot in here.

I bet you'll go picking trash more often. Yeah.

We serving date

Why don't you ride that? Why don't you strap him up right here?

Alright, let's do it. Get ready.

See how this guy's getting.

He's getting some. Oh, he's popping out.

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

What? Good job.

Bro. What are you doing, man?

No, no, no. You got to take that with you, bro. Pull over.

Fucking trash picker.

Fucking trash picker.

Yo, put your shorts on, bro.

Put all your layers of shorts back on.

That's where you belong dude, I can't believe

Maybe she's trying to kick everyone out. She just wants us to herself If

you

want to fuck tonight visit a dating site fucking your city calm We're gonna try a

couple more we're gonna keep going you want to keep going

He's still wet.

All right, next one that comes in here, I'm going to stick his face in my

fucking ass.

All that juice.

Oh, my gosh. Show us that. Come back over here.

There you go.

Wow.

You know what?

Can we get some twerking music in there? Yeah, this is nice.

Like, you're almost tempted to shove your face in there, even though you know

how many guys have already been there.

Look how nice it looks.

There you go.

Let's just take a small intermission break and just leave her shaking like

this. There you go.

Play the elevator music.

Alright, now back to reality.

Let's go find some fucking guys. Oh, look at that waist. Sit back down like

that. Holy shit.

I like that waist.

And then look at her eyes.

Fuck. That shit just looks unreal.

It looks like it's fake.

That's not fake.

Look at that. I know what I'm just saying. It looks it. It's just too...

She almost hit you with that one. She said, fake what?

Oh, man.

I need a guy.

Fuck. Hold all that sounds. I need a guy. Get him.

Yeah.

Slow down.

I'm ready.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's going on?

What the fuck? Get him.

Go sit down.

The other guy looks terrified.

I can't say much because I lost my voice, but just.

What's your name?

What are you guys?

You want your dick sucked?

Get us to binga fucking chupan.

Binga chupa.

Chupa binga.

He still looks scared.

What the fuck is this?

It's going to be okay, bro.

You must be Cuban, right? You're from Hialeah, so you're Cuban. Yeah, I'm

Cuban. Don't worry, guys.

Listen,

don't worry.

It's not Cuba.

You're in the land of the free, where we give blowjobs.

For free.

To random people, bro. You're dreaming, right?

Yeah.

You like girls?

I love girls.

Well,

enjoy the fucking blowjob, bro.

Thanks for coming to this country

He's

already semi packing.

You guys are already almost there.

Show him some love.

It just massively grew on me.

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What's that, fifth time's a charm? Aren't you glad you came to the United

States?

I am right now, too.

What? I don't know.

How do you get that pork?

It feels amazing.

Your dick hard in her mouth feels amazing.

Just say, I love American girls. I love American girls.

I love that pussy Americana.

Yo, fucking strap it up and sit on it. Let's get a decent cowgirl, huh? You

want to sit on it? Yeah. Because that last guy sucked. Mr. Fucking Trash

Pickers.

It's okay, you fucker?

Yes, you want to fuck? You want to have sex?

You want to take this shirt off?

Take this shirt off, bro.

It's a free country.

It's not Cuba. Don't worry.

I like it, the dick.

I like it, the dick.

Ooh, can I ride this shit?

Look, he's even still hard after the condoms on. I love this. Yo, this guy's

a fucking winner.

You should have seen the last dude.

You gonna fuck him with your underwear on? No, I'm gonna... Take him off.

Good thing his dick stays hard.

How old are you, bro?

23? 23?

What age were you when you came to the United States?

I was 18.

18? Fuck.

This guy barely got off the boat.

when he hit the bumps like that.

My pussy just waterfalled on his ass.

Nice. Why don't you change it up? Lay down for him. Okay.

Where? Yeah, lay down on that bench. Okay.

Oh, my God. I was doing it for you. You guys don't like it?

Welcome to the bang bus.

It's got my ass.

Yeah. Really good. Lay down, lay down, lay down. Okay.

Yeah, let him hit it like that.

Bring it to the edge.

Keep your knees down, yeah, keep your knees down.

Bring her closer to you if she needs to come.

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Let's treat this guy.

Like this? For coming to Cuba.

I mean, coming to the United States.

Here, go to the side a little bit, bro.

Ride that dick to a bus.

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Let me see it, let me see it.

I

like

him.

Yeah, I guess you do, huh?

Bang, boss.

Yeah, he put it down.

Little Cuban boy put it down.

Is there cum on my face?

Uh, yeah, I think there is.

Oh, my God, you're nasty.

I hate it.

Oh, yeah.

So,

you glad you come to America?

Oh, yeah.

You come to America to fuck these American girls, huh? That's what you

did? Yeah?

How'd you get here? On a boat?

No, I came in a...

For the sake of a cool story, I'm going to pretend you came on a boat.

You came swimming.

Awesome. To fuck this girl right here.

All the way from Cuba to fuck you. But guess what? Listen, we're not so nice in

America either, okay?

I know we gave you some, like, hot pussy.

Here, man, put your underwear on.

There's your...

Are you picking up?

No, I don't take you when you drop.

Time to go, man.

Adios, man.

You're in Hialeah. You're going to fit right in.

Time to go.

You probably got relatives here.

I should have given him his condom. What the hell? I'll keep this.

What the fuck?

She's nasty. Look at her.

She's gross.

She's gross.

That's disgusting.

You know what?

No, you got no cum on your face. You're good.

You're straight.

Yo, you fucked you good.

Look at you. You look like you just got fucked.

I would say mission successful, right?

What do you guys want to do?

You want to eat?

Yeah?

You're fucking nuts.

Listen, we're going to go eat. You go ahead and drive your bus.

Just make sure you film it and call us when you're done, all right?

We'll let you borrow the van.

Listen, hold on. I got something for you.

There you go. Do the honors.

Can I sign it wherever? Anywhere you want. Okay.

You can write something if you want.

Tell us how your day went.

My day.

Let's see.

Let's see. You got four dicks, but they didn't all get hard, but you did good. I

just want to sign my name hard.

That's quite small We

won't run out of a roof space anytime

soon Kelsey does it better We do

hashtags now? I mean we do hashtags now? Yeah

The feet are fucking... Yeah, I mean, you want to keep a paragraph? Fucking

long-ass fucking hashtag. All right, cool. Sounds good.

All right, awesome, Kelsey.

Thanks for showing up on the bus. I'm keeping this guy on my face.

We're happy to fucking have you, and... You're happy to fucking have me? Yeah,

we're happy to fucking have you. Oh, I like that.

Yeah. But guess what?

Oh, no. Lunch is on you.

Oh, I thought you were going to, like, kick me out the bus. I was like... She

was like, oh, no.

Before you say it, oh, no.

Come on my face. You better get the fuck out of the bus.

No, no, no. We're not going to kick you out, but you definitely got to feed us,

okay? Okay.

Lunch is on you.

All right, here's lunch.

No, no, no. I'm good. I don't need that.

I would have had that lunch like three hours ago. Right now? That lunch is

spoiled. Right now, Jacob.

That lunch has spoiled.

You forgot to put it in the fridge overnight. That shit is done. I got shit

to wrap on. That shit. We're all done here.

Let's get the fuck out of here. I'm tired of holding this down. That's

right. All right, mission accomplished.

All right, let's go do this thing yo grab Kelsey she should be

Yo, what are you doing right there? I'm driving the bus.

You're driving the bus? Yeah.

Yo, she said she wants to drive the bus. She can drive the bus sitting on me,

but... If you want to fuck tonight, visit a dating site, fuckingyourcity

.com. So am I.

I'm just as excited.

Let's ride.

I'm sorry, but you gotta... I don't want to get in if you're driving. Fuck that.

Why not?

Shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man, we had the bang bows today, and I ain't got no voice, so we're doing for

the wrap. Yeah, what's wrong with your voice?

I suck too much dick.

You serious?

Yeah.

You suck too much dick. I did.

You know, it's funny, because I fucking believe you.

I did for an anal aspirate.

Thank you.

Oh, you did a fucking for an aspirate? An anal aspirate.

You did anal for us? Yes, I did.

Holy shit. Uh-huh.

Bang, bang.

You're crazy.

Yeah, and you really don't have a voice, do you?

No.

I do it for the ratchets.

That's okay, because we don't really want to hear women talk anyways.

Oh, that's not fucking nice.

That's all we want to see. We just want to see your fucking ass.

You can always find a way to communicate with your fucking body parts.

Oh, yeah? You don't need to speak.

I bet you guys wish you had a pussy so you could do what I do.

He's like, no.

Maybe make the money you do, but not do what you do.

Well, if you had a pussy.

I don't want to do what you do, because that's a whole bunch of shit I don't

like doing. Wait, was it not you that said you want to be a girl for a week?

Hey, I don't remember saying that. I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what she's talking about, dog.

I'm going to make sure I find that.

I don't know what she's talking about. Oh, shit. Yeah, you got me in trouble,

Kelsey. Come on. I thought we were friends. But you said you didn't want to

remember it.

Yeah. You need to shut up now, Kelsey.

You just got put out there, bro.

yeah it's the wrong years anyways i'm gonna do some research hey anyways what

have we gotten started it's the first time on the bus right on my first time

on the bus that's awesome are you excited i'm super so excited you wanted

to drive huh yes i thought i was gonna drive yeah isn't that the point of

reverse bus the drive now what is he gonna do What the fuck's he gonna do?

He's trying to open it. Yeah, I'm over here, like, trying to push his back to

the car. Yeah, this shit ain't opening no more.

Damn. Oh, shit.

All right, so listen.

We're gonna find some fucking dudes for you to fuck, all right? Where the fuck

are we going?

Yeah, let's do it. With your no-voice-having ass. You might just have

to stick your ass out the window.

Can I? And just fucking see who we can find.

Can I? Uh-huh, I'm gonna stick your ass out the window and see what happens. See

what happens.

Oh, shit. You're gonna fucking go to your hometown or what?

You love Hialeah, boy, don't you?

Yo, we've been having good luck at Hialeah. Yo,

that last time, yo.

We found some chick at the strip club.

You found a chick at the strip club? Hell yeah.

And what happened?

I don't know. Things happened.

Like what?

Yo, look at this fucking ass.

Oh, shit.

I'm not going to lie. I'm really horny.

You're really horny?

Yeah. You're not just talking shit? I'm not just talking shit. I've been saving

it for the shoot.

So whoever we find, let's do it.

Like nap? Like look out the window?

First guy?

There's a guy right there. What a fucker, look at that.

That guy's over there selling peanuts. I don't think we want to pick that guy up.

Yeah, he's got some fucking sweaty balls. At least he's selling water so he

can just wash his balls.

Hey, can I get one of your water bottles to wash your balls?

Okay, thanks.

Yo, why are you facing this way?

Oh, you want my butt? Yeah, look at the fucking ass.

Should I get naked?

Should you get naked?

Pull him halfway down.

Yeah, shake that, yeah.

Oh, she's wearing underwear too.

I actually have underwear on today, yes. That's why.

That's why.

I bought these underwear for this.

Oh, my God.

Take those shorts off.

Don't tell me I went to this.

Okay. Fine, don't tell her. Just take them off for her. Yeah, take them off

for me.

Come on, take them off for me. Should I grab those?

Take them off for me. Sure.

Why not? Don't cry. Anything else I have to grab?

Want to take my panties off, too?

No, take anything off.

I just got myself into a fucking dead end.

I just got myself into the middle of fucking nowhere.

Go up there. Go pop up there, yeah.

I literally ended up in a dead end.

So I'm going to pick up that guy and that guy.

Which one?

Yeah, let me see this. Yo, you figure it out, dog. I got you.

Open the door and I'll be like this.

Yeah. Ready to go. Slip it in.

Throw him a fucking fat ass booty with a fucking.

What if he can't keep his dick hard?

Hey, we don't got time for that.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Yeah.

Not me.

So my dick ain't hard?

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Oh shit.

Did we find one yet?

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Get that guy.

Oh, look.

He's like looking in.

Yeah, you can't stay in here.

You want some of this?

Look, she's ready to give it to anybody.

That's why your life is good, huh?

My life is great.

That's why your life is great.

Because she's willing to give it to anyone.

I love the bus.

Yeah.

Okay, it's time. I'm ready. They ready.

They ready.

They ready.

The pussy is ready.

Oh, there you go. What about that guy walking right there?

Uh-oh.

I'm going to go find you this dude. Let's go talk to this guy.

Yo, this guy is taking a fucking piss right now. Hey!

Yo! Hey!

Yo, what the fuck are you doing? Yo, what are you doing back there? Are you

fucking...

He's taking a piss.

What the fuck, dog? Were you really peeing back there? Yeah, man. What's up

with the camera? What are you guys recording that for?

We're trying to find people peeing in the public.

I mean... And we got your ass.

Man, I mean... What can I say? Shit. Hey, hey. You need a baby water? You

want to clean that? Yeah, sure.

Let's clean that thing up.

You just shake it off or what?

Nah, nah, nah. Yo, come here, come here, come here. Nah, nah, I'm straight, I'm

straight. Come here,

take a look inside right here. What? Just peek right here. Look inside.

Let's clean that dick off. Come on.

Come here, bro. Touch this ass.

Don't be gay. I don't think he likes it.

He doesn't like ass.

You don't like ass?

Yeah. Come on. Let's wipe that dick off.

Yeah,

well, you're fucking taking out piss in public. What the fuck do you expect?

Yo, listen. She wants to clean your dick off. Come in here and let her clean your

dick off.

Come on. Open the door. Bring that fake gold in here and clean your dick off.

Open the door. One more time.

Made it. Made it.

Let me see what's up with that.

Is that copper or gold?

Is that copper or gold? Yeah, let me get a baby wipe for your dick. I didn't know

copper was in.

Let me get a baby wipe for your dick.

Oh my god, look at this ass.

Let her do it. Put your pants down.

Let her do it.

Yeah, she gonna baby wipe it fresh. Yeah, I'm gonna wipe it real good.

Look at this guy. Look at him.

That's what you get for peeing in public. You get your dick wiped by a

porn star. Yeah,

let me wipe your dick. I don't know. I don't even understand him.

I'm going to wipe it really good.

I'm going to pull it back.

I'm going to wipe it really good.

You ever had a girl wipe your dick like that? Not really, though.

So listen, you watch your dick suck?

I mean she's about to get your dick suck. Yeah, are you sure?

Let's see