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Honey?

Sweetheart, your phone is ringing.

Sweet... Oh, boy.

Jackass boss.

Babe?

I can't let this go to voicemail.

Hi, Jason.

No.

No, this is his wife.

Obviously.

No, he actually is taking five minutes to... Of course I'll let him know you

called, but as long as I have you on the phone, there's a few choice things I'd

like to say to you.

I speak with my husband every night when he gets home from work. I see how he is.

I know what a hard worker he is, and frankly, it's unacceptable the way that

y'all are bullying him at the office.

He's a very competent worker, and he's a very good guy, and the way that you guys

treat him... Okay,

excuse me. Excuse me.

That really has no bearing on his... the way that he works, the quality of his

work, and I'd appreciate you really focusing on that instead of these... I

saw a text the other day... Were you sending him to go get bagels for the

office?

That's well beyond his job responsibility.

Why are you even... First off, how do you know the size of his cock?

And... Oh, because I wouldn't be such an uptight bitch?

Well, listen, jerkass.

There's a... No.

No, no, no, no, no, please.

No, this is not coming from him. You don't need to fire him.

Mm-mm.

No, no, listen, honestly, I'm out of line.

I'm sorry, this is between the two of you, and I don't need to get involved at

all.

No, I said I don't need to get involved.

I don't think that's an appropriate proposal for you to be making.

No.

No, I'm not saying that you should put this to him at all. I don't think it

should... No, I'm also not saying to fire him.

I... I

couldn't possibly.

We're very happily married.

I... I said happily, and I meant ha...

No, that's absolutely out of the question.

I'm willing to do a lot for my husband, of course.

Of course I'm willing to do a lot for him. But what you're suggesting is...

Well... Okay, at the very least, it's not like I could get away.

Like, we share everything.

He would know.

I mean, yes, I have friends.

Yes, of course I go out with them sometimes.

Well... Okay,

yes, it would be believable if I went to go meet some friends.

But I...

Just for dinner?

You swear?

And if I do this, you'll tone it down?

Okay.

I said okay.

Yes.

You don't need to talk to me like that.

It's not going to be like that.

well fine I'll see you at 7 o'clock at your place

yes alone yes

I have nice that of course I'll wear I'll wear something nice of course

I'm sure you will be looking forward to it

well I'll see you then

Babe, Kathleen just called and, well, texted, and she wants me to meet her for

girls' night. So I'm going to go for a couple hours.

But I love you very much.

Bye, babe.

It was all... Sorry, I didn't... It took me a little bit to get out of there and

I... Yeah, like I said, I'm not really in a talking mood, but let me try to

explain the situation.

Now,

I've

known you guys for about 10 years now and...

I mean, I hate to say it, but your husband's a fucking pussy.

What? I really have just been fucking with him so I could figure out a way to

get you to either get annoyed with how fucking weak of a man he is or something

so I could get you alone or possibly, you know, make you leave him so I can

have a little alone time with him.

Well, I have no plans to leave my husband.

That's what you're trying to engineer here.

Well, I mean...

That's whatever.

At the very least, if you want the bullying to stop or maybe him not losing

his damn job, you're gonna have to do a little something for me.

I just... Like I said before, I'm not really in the talking mood, so

what you need to do is stand up for me.

Come on.

Stand up.

Yeah.

And, you know, let me

see what he's not treating me with.

He treats me wonderfully.

He doesn't treat this wonderfully.

I know.

But he needs his job.

Oh, I know he needs his job now.

What are you willing to do to help him keep his job?

Maybe just, maybe my thing's bigger than your husband's.

You need to stop it with the calling. His thing is small. Oh, but we know he

has a small dick.

Be honest with yourself.

Be honest with me.

You love your daughter.

I love him.

I don't think I can.

Oh, but you can.

And you will.

Oh, my God.

um um

Nobody has a cock like

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

No.

I'm sorry.

Oh my god.

um um um

So I just gave you the best blowjob of my life and we're even, right? Oh, oh

no.

But... Oh no, I did not just bring you over here and just suck my dick. I could

have did that in a parking lot somewhere.

I brought you to my house so I could fuck this shit up.

And that's what you're gonna do for your pussy ass ass, you know what I'm saying?

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