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DEAN: Illusion, the art of tricking the brain.

Distorting the senses, challenging perception.

You can't trust what you see even with your own eyes.

Meet the Masters of Illusion.

Welcome to Masters of illusion.

Tonight we have an amazing show.

The world's greatest illusionists on stage to

dazzle you with spectacular feats of magic,

performed in front of our live audience.

There are no camera tricks.

You see what they see.

Look at this picture.

Is it a portrait of a politician or is it just

another liar?

Reality and perception, not always the same and now it's

time to meet our Masters of Illusion.

Meet the amazing Greg Frewin.

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Now, here is a comedy team from Scotland.

Let me warn you.

They can be dangerous.

Please welcome, Barry and Stuart.

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BARRY: You know, after we've done our magic,

a lot of people say to us, how on Earth am I meant to

get this blood out of my carpet?

STUART: We ruined out kid's birthday parties.

(LAUGHS)

BARRY: Often people say to us our magic is a bit dark

and also, what else did they used?

STUART: Unfriendly.

BARRY: Unfriendly.

So, we've decided to come here on your American TV and

change that reputation once and for all.

STUART: What we want to do, thanks very much for that

smattering of an applause, we want to give one of you

in the audience the chance to win a prize and that

person is going to be...

The girl with the bright hair there,

you look perfect for this.

Give here a nice hand as she makes here

way onto the stage.

BARRY: Come this way. What's your name?

GRETA: Greta. BARRY: Greta.

GRETA: Yes.

BARRY: This is Greta everyone.

STUART: Greta we've got 6 cards here,

each with a prize written on the back.

They're all different prizes.

BARRY: We're going to generate which prize you

get, completely at random, using a dice and a cup.

Put the dice in there, put your hand over it and you

give it a shake.

Any time that you like, you can stop shaking,

have a look at the number that s on the top of the

dice and shout out loud so that everyone,

even the guys in the back can her what you ve got.

So, one.

And you would win prize number one.

STUART: Okay, simple. Basic rules.

BARRY: Makes sense? GRETA: Mhm.

BARRY: Give it a shake. STUART: Good shake.

BARRY: Have a look. GRETA: Four.

BARRY: Let s see. Four.

STUART: Four. Greta, you ve won a hug.

BARRY: Okay. Let s go on then.

Give me a hug.

STUART: Not just one, but two hugs.

Greta, my hug s second. Thanks very much.

On to your seat.

BARRY: I think we just salvage our reputation.

DEAN: Coming up, Sos and Victoria,

Murray SawChuck, Michael Turco and Rick Thomas.

Now, the wizardry of Sos and Victoria.

Absolutely amazing as they prove that four hands

are faster then two eyes.

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DEAN: Coming up, Murray SawChuck,

Michael Turco and Rick Thomas.

Now, I invite you to see the funniest magician in

Las Vegas. The ever popular, master of miscues,

Murray SawChuck.

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MURRAY: This next right here,

here s what I need.

I need to borrow a man s watch.

You got a watch? Sir, come on down.

Big hand for this gentleman, come on down.

Come on up here. What s your name?

PHIL: Phil.

MURRAY: Phil, thank you for the watch, Phil.

Nice looking watch. It's a real watch.

Have you helped a magician before?

PHIL: No.

MURRAY: Never. Big night.

PHIL: Yeah.

MURRAY: That s excitement. Alright.

Here s what we re going to do.

I ve got my handkerchief here,

I got my old magic kit right here.

So, we got your watch and I m going to have

you help me with this trick. Okay.

So, what s going to happen, I want you to hold the watch

nice and tight like that, squeeze it really tight.

Look at the audience, big smile.

Big applause for this guy.

Thank you very much, you re very good.

Thank you.

If you like game shows, yes, I got some prizes for

you to win for this.

You like prizes?

PHIL: Sure.

MURRAY: You re going to love this.

First prize I got just for you my friend is

can of beans. Yay!

And you re mocking me, alright.

Also, I got pantyhose, hello.

And hand cream.

Preparation, ummm, you know what it is.

Okay. So, big show, big suit.

Alright. So, here s what s going to happen.

I need someone to go and help me for one second.

I need a lady who wants to come up and help me.

Who wants to come up? Who wants to come up?

Who wants to come up? Can you come and help me?

Yeah. Come up.

Big one for this lady. Come on up.

I help you up the stairs. Come on up.

Come up. I m going to have you stand right here.

Alright. What s your name?

MADDIE: Maddie. MURRAY: Maddie.

Big hand for Maddie, everybody. Alright.

Maddie, hold the tray on the handles.

Grab each hand, look forward,

smile big and stand on the right a little bit more that way.

Look at that. Just like those girls on those game shows.

Do you have the watch, you have some prizes to win.

Alright. Now, here is the reason for the prizes,

alright people. What s your name again.

PHIL: Phil.

MURRAY: Phil. Good memory.

That is nice. Alright.

So, Phil, here s what s going to happen, right.

When I tell you to, I m going to count one to three,

pull the cloth.

When I pull the cloth, the watch is going to disappear.

Now, if the watch doesn t disappear,

you get one of the prizes.

Not all three, because I got two more shows this year and

that s pretty exciting.

So, I m going to count one to three,

I m going to pull it.

When I pull it, your watch is going to disappear.

When I crank on this, do let go.

Because if not, it could be a toggle war and

we look ridiculous. Right.

I m just saying. Okay.

You guys ready for this?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

MURRAY: Here we go. One, two, three, go.

It s gone. Well, that s it.

Thanks, Phil.

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You re still here.

That was your cue to Alright,

got my car keys, don t ask, just. Alright.

So, here s the idea. We have a box.

It s been hanging the whole time,

you ve seen the box the whole time.

Correct? Yes.

There s a lock on that box, that key.

So, find the key?

PHIL: Yeah.

MURRAY: Do you see the key in there?

The one key that fits the lock.

Here s what were going to do, alright.

Box has been hanging there the whole time

before you re even up here on stage.

Alright. That key fits the lock.

We re going to lower the box to the ground.

Once the box hits the ground,

I m going to stay here.

I m not even going to be close to it.

You re going to walk over there with the key,

reach up in the lock, out the key in,

it will open, flip the top right open,

reach inside, pull out what s inside.

This is the trick you ll know what I m talking about.

Cool? Simple? Alright.

Here we go. Leftie, lower the box.

(LAUGHS)

Forget they keys, we don t need them anymore.

Alright.

So, what prize do you want there partner?

What ever you want.

You have any prize you would like.

You guys have a good night, alright.

Chloe, get the stuff, I ll see you in the car.

We re done.

(LAUGHS)

Still here again, huh?

You just won t leave, will you?

I do feel kind of bad about the whole situation,

a little.

So, I got to let you have the prize.

Which prize do you want?

Whatever prize you want.

PHIL: I ll go for the beans.

MURRAY: You want the beans.

There you go, grab the beans. Here.

Do me a favor, I m going to move the table here,

put the can beans on top of the table,

alright. Got something for you.

Boom. Opener. Can opener.

There you go.

Open up the can of beans.

There you go. No, no, no.

So, it s definitely sealed, yes.

PHIL: Yeah.

MURRAY: Yeah, okay. Here, let me do that.

See. See. See.

Keep going. No, no.

I ve seen the trick before.

So, keep Don t cut yourself whatever you do.

That is sealed? Yes? Correct?

PHIL: Yeah. MURRAY: Yeah.

Clearly. Yeah.

Well, I m going to pop this off just like that.

Watch this. Yes.

Check this out. Is that your watch?

Yes? PHIL: It is.

MURRAY: Give a big round of applause here.

Thank you so much. You can take your time.

There you go. Ladies and gentleman, that s it.

Good night.

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DEAN: Coming up, Michael Turco and Rick Thomas.

The definition of unbelievable is so

remarkable as to strain credibility.

Or extraordinary.

Well, I have watched this man over and over and there

is no way he can do what he does,

no way.

A true master of illusion, Michael Turco.

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MICHAEL: Thank you guys.

Hey, I ve been doing magic for a long time and I always

try to take something ordinary and make it

extraordinary.

So, tonight, I m going to ask for a little help.

What s you name, buddy?

RANDY: Randy.

MICHAEL: Randy, come up here.

I m going to make your night.

We re going to have some fun, alright.

How you re doing?

RANDY: Good.

MICHAEL: Good. Cool.

Randy, if you could hand tight right

over here for me.

Face the audience, big smile.

Have you ever done some magic before?

RANDY: When I was little.

MICHAEL: When you were a little kid.

Do you want to do some with me?

RANDY: I d love to.

MICHAEL: Alright. Great.

You stay over there.

Randy, I m going to come on this side and together,

we re going to make some magic.

But, watch what I can do. Check this out.

Randy, you try. Wave at the box.

Nice. We ll do it together.

Keep going, keep going.

That s it, keep going Randy. Keep going, don t stop.

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Give it up for Randy, everybody.

Nice job. Don t go anywhere.

Okay. Hang tight.

I m going to show you something else.

Check this out.

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Randy, she s all I m only kidding.

Randy, grab Britney s hand, come on over here,

take a bow with us, give it up for Randy,

everybody.

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DEAN: You ve all heard the expression impossible.

Well, on stages all over the world,

Rick Thomas teases your brain and destroys your

sense of reality.

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I hope you ve been amazed as I have.

Be sure to join us next time for more Masters of

Illusion.

Until then, I m Dean Cain, good night.

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