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(CHEERY MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROANS)

Let's try again.

I'm going to throw it like that, and you catch it.

(SNICKERS)

(HUMMING)

Right.

Oops.

All right, Teddy, we'll have another go.

(SNIFFS)

Oh, what is that delightful smell?

(SNIFFING)

Mmm.

(MUMBLES)

(SNEEZES)

No, it's not that.

Is it you, Teddy? (SNIFFS)

No.

(SNIFFS) Mmm!

Ah.

(SNIFFING)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Beautiful.

(YELPS)

Nice, innit!

Got it for me birthday.

(SNIFFING)

(CHUCKLES)

Meow! (SHRIEKS)

My garden!

(GRUNTS)

Um...

-Give me that! -But, but, but...

No, no.

Oh!

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

Miss Wince is going to love this.

Ah-ha.

Mmm!

-(SNIFFING) -(STRAINING)

Huh? Mmm, uh-uh.

(SIGHS)

Oh!

(GRUNTING)

Oh.

Oh, look at that.

(SIGHS)

Ah-ha.

Oh, hello.

Please, after you.

Ah-ha!

(CHUCKLES)

(DOOR OPENS)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Ah-ha!

(GASPS, GRUNTS) Ooh!

Phew.

(SHRIEKS)

Oh!

Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

(SIGNS IN RELIEF)

-(GASPS) -(SHRIEKS)

(GASPS) Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

Ooh!

Oh, no, there's nothing left.

Oh!

Right.

Here we go.

Excellent.

Oh.

Oh, no.

There's hardly any left.

Ah!

There.

(SNIFFING)

Oh.

Hopeless.

Hmm.

I know!

I'll make my own.

(CHUCKLES)

Mmm.

Lovely.

Right.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(SNICKERS)

Mmm-hmm.

Right.

(SNIFFS) Oh!

Oh, yes!

(CHUCKLES)

(EXCLAIMS)

(COUGHING)

(CHUCKLES) Mmm.

Ah. (SNIFFS) And maybe a bit of this.

Hmm.

Yes, yes.

Teddy, there we go.

(GRUNTING)

(SNIFFING) Teddy smell!

(CHUCKLES)

Ah.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(SNIFFING) Ah.

There we are.

-(PURRS, MEOWS) -Shoo, shoo, shoo!

(GASPS)

Oh, he likes the fish.

Oh.

(SNIFFING) Hmm.

Yellow.

I need something yellow.

Yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.

Ah!

Ah-ha, there we are.

Mmm, and maybe a bit more.

Ah, that's better.

-(DOOR OPENS) -(GASPS)

Oh, quick, quick! Quick, quick, quick, quick.

No.

She's back, she's back!

Oh, forgot the...

(GASPS)

Oh, no!

(CHUCKLES) Lovely.

Oh, go on then, one squirt,

mind, it's expensive stuff this.

(SNIFFS) Ah.

Huh?

(SNIFFING) Hmm.

Hmm.

-(YELPS) -Bean!

(GASPS) Oh.

Oh, hello.

That's not my perfume!

No, this is much nicer.

(SNIFFS) Mmm.

Really?

-(CHUCKLES) Oh. Scrapper likes it too. -(PURRING)

Get off, it's mine now.

Can you make more of this stuff?

Um, yes, I can.

Hello, come on in. (CHUCKLES)

Meow. (PURRING)

Come on in.

Free sample.

-Yours will be ready soon. -ALL: Ooh.

It better be.

Right, you.

Outside.

Meow.

(GRUNTING)

Ooh, ooh, ooh. (GRUNTS)

Have we got everything?

Flowers, lemon juice, Teddy.

Ah, excellent.

(SNIFFING) Hmm.

There's something missing.

Of course!

The fish.

How many do you want?

Special offer, two for the price of two.

-Yes, I'll have two. -Oh, thanks.

Right you are.

Have a sample squirt.

Oh, that's nice.

(HUMMING)

Oh, very good, there we go.

The magic ingredient.

(SNIFFS) Okay.

(CATS MEOWING)

Ta-da!

Good afternoon, ladies.

Ooh.

Have I got something for you.

It's popping.

-(SNIFFING) -And one for you.

-Oh, lovely. -A very high quality product, madam, there we go.

Oh, gorgeous.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

-(SNIFFING) -What?

10, 20, 30, 40...

Oh.

What about me? What do I get out of it?

Oh, all right, you can have this back.

What?

-(PURRS) -Oh.

No, no, no...

-(MEOWING) -Oh, no, come on, get off.

(CATS MEOWING)

(MEOWS)

-Oh, these cats. -Scrapper!

I told you, outside.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, shoo, shoo, shoo.

Phew.

-Oh, delicious. What? -(MEOWS)

(CATS MEOWING)

-Bean? -Oh, um...

(SNIFFING) Oh, yuck!

Ow.

Oh.

What?

What are you doing?

Getting rid of all of them cats.

(CATS MEOWING)

No, no, no...

(YELPS)

(SCREAMS) No.

No.

-Thank you. -Oh.

BEAN: Help!

-Thank you. -Oh!

-Thank you. -(SCOFFS)

Go and chase somebody else.

-(CATS MEOWING) -Help, help!

Help!

(CHEERY MUSIC PLAYING)