Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(DOOR CLOSES LOUDLY)

-(SCATTING) -(DOORBELL TINKLES)

Ooh, balloons!

I love a balloon.

Oh!

Just a moment.

(GASPS) Irma's birthday!

Tomorrow!

I nearly forgot.

-Right. -(DOORBELL TINKLES)

Now, let me see.

Uh... (MUTTERING) Ew!

Soppy, those.

Pfft! (SCATTING)

A-ha! Hmm.

(CHUCKLES) No.

Oh!

Oh, the bargain bucket.

(PAPER RUSTLING)

(GASPS) Two hundred!

I'll never have to buy another birthday card again.

(SIGHS IN SATISFACTION)

(DOORBELL TINKLES)

(SCATTING)

Huh?

Oh! Ooh.

Hmm?

Hmm... (SCOFFS)

(CHUCKLES)

(INHALES AND CHUCKLES)

That's nothing like him.

Ah, ah, ah... (SNEEZES)

Oh! Oh, sorry.

Oi!

Ow! (GROANS)

(EXHALES)

(HUMMING BIRTHDAY SONG)

Oh, (MUMBLING) birthday cards.

Hmm... (MUMBLING)

Um...

Oh, I know what would be good.

(CHUCKLING)

Ta-da! (CHUCKLES)

To Irma,

you smell. (CHUCKLES)

Just pop that in the envelope. (CHUCKLES)

Shall I really do it? Shall I?

No.

We're joking. (CHUCKLES)

Here we go.

"Happy birthday, Irma.

"Mr. Bean." Hmm.

(MUTTERING)

Now, where did I put my stamps?

Ah! Oh.

Very good.

Oh.

Oh... (MUMBLING) Oh!

(CHUCKLES)

(MUTTERING)

(MUTTERS)

Oh... Phew!

Ah, finally.

Ah!

Right. Let's pop that in the post. (CHUCKLES)

-(DOOR OPENS) -(HUMMING BIRTHDAY SONG)

Ah!

Oh, yes, excellent! (KISSES)

Mmm. Done.

Hmm? Oh!

(GASPS)

"Happy birthday, Irma."

(GASPS)

If that's here,

then the other one is the one I put in the box!

Oh, no! I need to swap it.

Quick, quick, quick!

Oh, no! Ah!

That's it. There, it's just there.

It's just...

Excuse me?

Oh! (NERVOUSLY) Hello.

-(HUMMING) -(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

Oh!

Um, could I just swap this for this?

-Oi! -Ow!

No interfering with the Royal Mail.

MR. BEAN: No, but that's mine.

I posted it and I just want to... (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

-(VAN STARTS) -Oh!

Oh... (MUMBLING)

Right.

Ah!

(GRUNTS) Oh!

Ah!

Oh.

Oh, um, can I help you there?

There, uh-huh. There we go.

-(CAR SCREECHING) -Wait, now, wait.

No, wait, wait, wait!

Oh! (MUTTERING)

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

(PANTING)

(SHRUGS AND PANTS)

(GASPS)

(HUMMING)

(CHUCKLES)

(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

-(BELL RINGS) -(SHUTTER CLANKS OPEN)

Oh!

Mmm...

-(GASPS) -Oh, no, you don't.

But I've got... (STUTTERING)

-There's a... (STUTTERING) -Right.

Oh!

-Out. -(SIGHS)

Oh!

A-ha! (CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTS)

(CHUCKLES)

(BELL RINGS)

(SHUTTER CLANGS OPEN)

(EXCLAIMS)

(SMACKS LIPS) Oh!

(GRUNTS)

Oh, oh!

(EFFORT GRUNTS)

Oh! Oh!

Ow!

Ow! Oh!

Oh! Hey!

-Oh, no. Oh, oh! -(MAN WHISTLING TUNE)

(CONTINUES WHISTLING)

(GRUNTS)

Oh! (GRUNTS)

Ah! Phew!

Now, to find my card.

How hard can it be?

(GASPS)

Oh, my goodness!

But where is it?

Oh! A-ha!

(GASPS) My card!

(MUTTERING)

(GASPS)

Whoa! Ow!

Oh... (GASPS)

(SCREAMS)

Oh!

(GRUNTS)

Oh!

Wait! Oh, no!

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(YELPS) Oh!

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

Oh, there it is. (GASPS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(MUMBLING)

A-ha! (KISSES)

Oh, no!

(MUTTERING)

Ah, over there! Yes.

(GRUNTS)

No.

Ah, yes!

Excellent.

(PANTING)

Right.

(REELING)

Oh, no!

(NERVOUSLY) Oh, no!

-(CIRCUITS SIZZLING) -(ALARM BLARING)

(GASPS)

What is going on?

(SCREAMS)

Oh!

Ow! (GASPS)

Yes!

(LAUGHS)

(EXCLAIMS) Right.

-(CHUCKLES) -(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)

Ah!

Got ya! I told you, pal.

Oh, no. No, it's my... It's my letter. It's...

(GRUNTS) Ow!

(FLAPS LIPS IN FRUSTRATION)

(SIGHS)

Oh! Of course.

It would be delivered to Irma's tomorrow.

And I'll be there.

(HUMMING BIRTHDAY SONG)

(GASPS)

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

-(COOING) -What?

-(MUTTERS) -(MAILMAN WHISTLING TUNE)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) Yes!

(CONTINUES WHISTLING)

-(RINGS DOORBELL) -Got ya!

Oh! You!

Give, give... Give me that.

-Hey! -(GRUNTS)

Oh!

-Ah! -(DOOR OPENS)

-(GASPS) -Beanie?

Ooh!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Ooh, is that for me?

Uh... (NERVOUSLY) Yes.

It's this one.

Ooh!

Daffodils!

My favorite.

Thank you.

Is that supposed to be me?

(GASPS) No!

-No, no, no. That's the wrong one. -Right.

No, no, that's... (MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

I... (STUTTERS) Wait, it's here!

Look at this one. It's this one,

it's this one, it's this one!

Irma!

Oh, no.

Disaster.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh.

(SIGHS)