Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(DOOR CLOSES LOUDLY)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(SIGHS AND SCATS) Oh!

(TIRES SCREECH)

(SCATTING)

What?

Oh, no!

This is ridiculous.

Oh.

Ah ha!

Hold tight, Teddy.

(TIRES SCREECH)

(MUTTERING)

(WHISTLING TUNE)

Huh?

Oh!

Oh, no!

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, no!

Ugh!

(EXHALES WITH DISGUST)

Ew!

Heh! Need a hand?

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(GASPS)

Uh, yes. I do, actually.

Gonna cost you.

(SIGHS) Oh, all right.

Honestly.

Ooh, thanks.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, Teddy!

Oh. Pooh!

(CHUCKLES)

Come on, Teddy. Let's go home.

(ENGINE SPUTTERING) Come on, come on, come on.

(ENGINE REVVING)

(HUMMING)

Oh, great. (SNIFFS)

Ugh!

(SNIFFS AND GROANS)

Honestly.

Hurry up. Hurry up.

(GROANS)

(YELLS)

(GROANS WITH DISGUST)

Oh, honestly.

It'll take ages to clean this.

(GASPS)

(SNIFFS AND GROANS)

Not if I had one of those, Teddy.

Morning.

(SNIFFS AND GAGS)

Phew! Tut-tut.

Yes. Oh, the biggest one you've got, please.

Well, as soon as you can.

Ah, thank you. Bye.

Ugh!

(SNIFFS)

(MUTTERING)

(SCATTING)

Teddy!

(HUMMING)

(CHUCKLES)

There you go.

Whee! Sploosh.

I'll come back later.

(CLANGING)

Oh, no!

Oh, no! No, no, no!

(ENGINE STARTS UP) Wait! Wait! Wait!

Wait, wait, wait. Stop!

(SIGHS)

(RATTLING) (GASPS)

Oh, no! Help, Mrs. Wicket!

(GASPS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(BOTH EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)

Oh, no.

(SHIVERING)

Oh! Ah-ha!

(STRAINING)

Whoa

(STRAINING)

(GROANS)

(GASPS)

The other side will be closer.

(PIGEON COOING)

(STRAINING)

Phew!

Argh... Ooh!

(GASPS) Huh?

(GRUMBLES) Losing it.

(SIGHS)

Phew.

Ah-ha!

(GASPS) Oh, no. The bath!

(WHIMPERING)

(STRAINING AND GASPS)

(SCREAMS)

Huh?

(SIGHS AND EXHALES)

Oh! Ah.

Ah-ha!

(STRAINING)

(YELPS)

Ow.

(YELLS)

(GASPS AND LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Um... I'll just borrow these if I may.

Oi! Where you going with those?

Come back here.

(STRAINING)

(SNIFFING)

(GAGS) Not again.

Where's he gone now?

Oh, I'll get you, Bean.

(SNIFFS AND EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

Come on, love. Your burger's getting cold.

Oh! Dear me.

(GROANS)

Hmm.

Ah-ha! Now...

(MUTTERS)

That's not going to work.

Ah!

Yes!

Ah. Brilliant.

Thank you, Mrs. Wicket.

(LOW GRUMBLING)

(GASPS) (SNIFFS)

You stink.

(GULPS AND LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(GASPS AND WHIMPERS)

(GASPS AND LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(KNOCK AT DOOR) Huh?

(SNORES)

Shh!

(WHISPERS) Thank you very much.

(GASPS)

(WHIMPERS AND GROANS)

Bean!

Get down here!

Bean! Oh, no!

Put some clothes on and give me back my tea towel.

(SCREAMS) What?

(SCREAMING)

Oh, Teddy! Are you okay?

Oh. Oh!

Much better.

Bean! (GASPS)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS)