Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(DOOR CLOSES LOUDLY)

Mmm.

Not long now, Teddy.

Oh! This chair!

Honestly.

(SNIFFS)

Oh no!

Oh no! No, no, no!

(CHAIR CREAKS)

Oh, boy. (WHIMPERS)

(LOW GRUMBLING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(WHIMPERING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

Ugh.

I... Bean!

(GASPS)

(GRUMBLES)

Disaster.

Gonna have to start again.

Well, seeing as you're not going anywhere,

you can stay in for this delivery.

What? (GROANS)

-I'm off out. -But... But...

(SIGHS)

All right.

(WATER GURGLING)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(MUMBLING)

Ow! (GROANS)

Chair for Mrs. Wicket.

Yes, yes. Hello.

Hey. You're not Mrs. Wicket.

Um... No.

But... Hmm...

I'll just go and get her.

Quick, quick, quick.

Perfect. (LAUGHS)

(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) Oh, hello.

Huh?

(HARP MUSIC PLAYING)

Can I help you?

(GASPS) You're... You're lovely.

(STAMMERING) Where do you want your chair?

-(IN MAN'S VOICE) In the lounge. -What?

(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) In the lounge, please.

Oh, actually, uh, put it upstairs

in the upstairs lounge.

This way.

(STRAINING)

In here.

Oh no.

Quick, quick, quick.

(STRAINING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

Oh! Ah.

(STRAINING)

(EXHALES) There you go.

(LAUGHS DELIGHTEDLY)

Do you want me to take that out for you?

Oh, yes. If you wouldn't mind.

(STRAINING)

Oh, no. Leave it there.

Thank you. Bye.

-Cheerio, then. -Cheerio.

Ah. Excellent.

(LAUGHING) Oh!

Yeah. (LAUGHS)

And there.

(COUGHS)

(GASPS AMD SNIFFS) Oh, no!

Not again!

(GROANS)

-(SIGHS) Look at that. -(DOORBELL RINGS)

(SIGHS) Oh, now what?

Hello. This is for you.

(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) Oh, hello.

Very lovely. Thank you. Bye.

-(DOORBELL RINGS) -(GROANS) Oh, no.

(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) Hello.

Should we go out? Cinema?

Ice skating?

-Lunch? -Oh.

Um... You're on.

I used to deliver here. You'll like this place.

MR. BEAN: Oh, this looks very good.

Oh! Oh! Look at that.

Whoa. Lovely.

This way. Table for two.

-Excellent. -(SIGHS)

-Allow me. -Oh, thank you.

Oh, no, I'll keep that.

Thank you. It's a little chilly.

Okay. So...

Your order, please?

-Salad, please. -Oh, very good.

Ooh, I think I'll have...

One of everything.

No! Wait.

Two of everything.

Thank you.

Two of everything, madam.

-Bread. -Oh, I love bread.

(BOTH STRAINING)

-Get off! Thank you. -(GROANS)

MR. BEAN: Lovely.

Soup of the day.

Thank you. Um...

(MUMBLING)

Oh. Just takes a little while. Oh!

(CHUCKLES)

(SLURPING)

Garlic bread.

(SNORTING)

(BELCHES) Oh, I do beg your pardon.

(GRUNTS)

Huh? Back in a minute.

I might have another one of those. (CHUCKLES)

(STAMMERING)

Ah! Come here.

Oh, no!

(STAMMERING) Oh, no! Ooh!

Ah-ha!

Ah. Have you done something to your hair?

Yes. (CHUCKLES) Do you like it?

Two of everything, madam.

-Salad. -Mmm.

I started as a delivery boy.

WAITER: A slice of pie?

I'll have the whole pie, please.

Thank you.

Then I worked up to delivery man.

WAITER: Dessert for two.

Oh, lovely!

Off, off, off! Thank you.

Get one for yourself.

Oh, what a treat. (CHUCKLES)

Mmm. Lovely.

Excuse me. The bill, please.

(GROANS) Oh, very nice.

WAITER: The bill. MR. BEAN: Lovely.

DELIVERY MAN: Right.

So, I had this.

And you had this, this, and all these.

So, that means the rest is yours.

Oh, right.

What?

(STAMMERING)

(NERVOUSLY) Oh, well. Excuse me while I, uh...

You know, go to the, uh...

I'll just be a minute.

MAN: Oi! What's your problem?

Oh, yes. Of course. Sorry!

-(WOMAN SCREAMS) -MR. BEAN: Sorry.

(BREATH TREMBLING)

DELIVERY MAN: But, I didn't have all this.

We're gonna split the bill

when she comes back. Been a long time.

-Mrs. Wicket? Mrs. Wicket? -(WOMAN YELPS)

Oh. She's gone.

Sir?

Ah. Right. (SIGHS)

Oh! (SCATTING)

(SIGHS) Oh.

Bean! Where's me chair?

Um... Here.

Oh, they never look like the pictures, do they?

(CHUCKLES) Ah!

Very nice.

Ooh.

Lovely.

-(DOORBELL RINGS) -Hmm? Who's that?

-(GASPS) -(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

Hello. Mrs. Wicket, please.

Yes?

Huh? You're not Mrs. Wicket.

Yes, I am.

The one who lives upstairs with the new chair.

MRS. WICKET: Bean!

(WHIMPERS)

(GROWLS)

(WHIMPERING)

Bean!

Oh, hello.

That's my chair.

Uh... I can explain.

Downstairs. Now!

(SIGHS)

(BOTH MUMBLING AND LAUGHING)

-(STRAINING) -(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(EXHALES) Honestly. (SARCASTICALLY) You're welcome.

(LAUGHS) Deliveries, eh? Oh, you make me laugh.

(SIGHS) Here we go.

(STRAINING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS)