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I'VE ALWAYS IMAGINED THAT I'D DRIVE OFF
INTO THE SUNSET IN A CONVERTIBLE
WITH A BIG "JUST MARRIED" SIGN ATTACHED TO THE TRUNK.
IT'S SO ROMANTIC.
HEY, SHE'S DOIN' IT AGAIN, DAD.
WHAT?
AH, YOU'RE GETTIN' KIND OF MUSHY.
SORRY.
NOT A LOT MUSHY, BUT JUST ENOUGH MUSHY
FOR US TO RECOGNIZE THAT IT'S MUSHY.
ALL RIGHT.
BEFORE OUR DINNER TONIGHT WITH ETHAN--
WHO?
DAD. WE'RE HAVING DINNER WITH ETHAN?
DON'T-- OH, OH, SURE, YEAH.
I KNEW THAT.
OK. THERE'S A LOT WE GOTTA DO.
MOM AND I ARE GOING TO THE FLORIST.
WE ARE GOING TO DANA'S BRIDAL
FOR FINAL ALTERATIONS ON THE GOWN.
WHEW. JACK, DON'T FORGET YOUR JOB.
GOT IT COVERED.
WHAT IS HIS JOB?
TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
AND TO BE ON TIME. MMM.
YEAH. YOU WANNA SEE THE LIST?
NO, I DON'T. READ HIM THE LIST.
OK. FIRST THING UP--
YES? TUXEDO FITTING AT 11: 00.
THERE'S A PROBLEM. I ALREADY HAVE A TUXEDO.
THAT IS OLDER THAN ME.
HONEY, THERE'S SENTIMENTAL VALUE
ATTACHED TO IT, SWEETHEART.
IT'S STILL STAINED FROM THE TEARS
FROM THE FIRST TIME ETHAN STOOD YOU UP.
I WILL TOSS ETHAN OFF A CLIFF
IF HE STANDS YOU UP AGAIN.
YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.
WELL, YOU SEE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
SEE, IT'S NOT ON THE LIST HERE.
[ALL LAUGH]
[GASPS] DAD! OH, MY GOSH.
YOU OK?
I THINK IT'S STILL ALIVE.
WHO? LANCE.
ALL RIGHT, SHOW ME.
THAT'S A HAND.
CAN I BORROW THIS STICK?
[BUBBLING]
Mannion: OH, BOY.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CBS PRODUCTIONS AND CBS, INC.
I WANNA TALK TO THE KIDS' PARENTS.
AND LET'S, UH,
GET THIS FENCING REPAIRED AROUND HERE.
FIND OUT WHO OWNS THIS PLACE AND ARREST THEM.
CITY TOOK OVER OWNERSHIP AFTER THE FACTORY WENT BELLY UP.
WELL, LET'S ARREST THE MAYOR, THEN.
HE'S UP FOR REELECTION. HE COULD USE THE PRESS.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
DAMN RIGHT I'M SERIOUS.
THIS PLACE IS A CHEMICAL DUMP SITE.
IT'S NUMBER 500 ON THE SUPERFUND CLEAN-UP LIST.
USED TO BE A SOAP FACTORY.
MOST OF THE TRACE EVIDENCE WAS DESTROYED
ALONG WITH MOST OF THE SKIN.
Mannion: MALE OR FEMALE? CAN'T EVEN TELL.
Man: BASED ON PELVIS SIZE,
THE SUPERORBITAL RIDGE,
AND THE NUCHAL CREST OF THE SKULL,
WE HAVE A JANE DOE.
CALCIFICATION SHOWS SHE WAS IN HER MID-TWENTIES.
SKELETON WAS LOOSELY INTACT.
SHE WAS ABOUT 5'2".
'CAUSE OF DEATH,
SEVERE BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE HEAD.
BEEN DEAD ROUGHLY 2 DAYS.
AND WE'RE DOWN TO THE BONES ALREADY?
OUR JANE WAS FLOATING IN OVER 50 DIFFERENT CHEMICALS.
HALF OF THEM COULD DEFLESH A BODY WITHIN 48 HOURS.
WHAT'S OUR BEST BET AT FINDING OUT WHO SHE WAS?
FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION.
BUT IT WILL TAKE A WHILE.
ANYTHING ELSE? YEAH.
LITTLE INFO THAT MIGHT HELP YOUR HUNT
THROUGH MISSING PERSONS.
ADVANCED STAGE NEUROMA.
I SEE IT IN THE ANKLE JOINTS
OF WOMEN WHO WORE HIGH, HIGH HEELS.
WHAT'S THAT GIVE US?
OUR JANE WAS EITHER A DANCER
OR SHE LIKED STILETTOS.
SO WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR ANYONE
FROM A BALLERINA TO A PROSTITUTE.
LOOK WHO'S BACK.
I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT SICK IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I HOPE IT'S CONTAGIOUS.
I COULD USE A FEW DAYS OFF.
Speaker phone: YOU HAVE 41 MESSAGES.
41 MESSAGES?
I'M LUCKY IF I GET 2 A WEEK,
ONE OF THOSE BEING CHECKING IN FOR MESSAGES.
Woman, on speaker phone: RAY, TINA.
MY DVD PLAYER STOPPED WORKING.
CAN YOU COME OVER TONIGHT AND FIX--
SHE SOUNDS NICE. HEY, PLEASE, DON'T BE FOOLED.
TINA DOESN'T OWN A DVD PLAYER.
[LAUGHS]
Second woman, on speaker phone: HEY, IT'S ME.
UM, I--I'VE BEEN THINKING.
TELL ME TO STAY, AND I WILL.
I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.
WHO'S THAT? I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE VOICE.
HEY, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW YOU, OK? MUST BE A MISDIAL.
[SHARPLY] HEY! [MUFFLED VOICES]
[MESSAGE STOPS]
MAYBE SHE WAS TRYING
TO REACH SOMEBODY ELSE HERE.
THE PREFIXES ARE ALL THE SAME.
WE COULD CROSS-CHECK YOUR NUMBER
WITH OTHERS THAT ARE ONE DIGIT OFF.
MAYBE WE COULD FIND A MATCH.
IT'S A 2-DAY OLD MESSAGE, BRANDER.
I'M JUST SAYING,
IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE A FRIENDLY ENCOUNTER.
I DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY SHE SAID, "HEY!"
I GOTTA GIVE YOU YOUR PROPS.
YOUR DETECTIVE RADAR IS ALWAYS WORKIN', MAN.
[APPLAUSE]
DON'T YOU GIVE ME OR YOURSELF ANY OF THAT CRAP
ABOUT THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN YOU HERE, ALL RIGHT?
I'M OK WITH IT.
THANK YOU, SIR.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
THANK YOU, BUT I'M NOT THE FIRST COP
TO WALK IN FRONT OF A BULLET.
LET'S GO BACK TO WORK.
[APPLAUSE]
HUH? HUH?
THIS WASN'T NECESSARY.
SIR?
SCOTTY, CLARENCE, THANK YOU, GUYS.
I'M GETTIN' TO WORK HERE. YES, SIR.
JOSEPH?
WELCOME HOME.
DON'T STAND UP.
YEAH. [LAUGHS]
HOW YOU DOIN'? I'M FINE.
WHAT KIND OF TORNADO HIT THIS PLACE?
WELL, IT'S ALL OUR OPEN CASES.
NOW, WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO DO
IS TAKE A LOOK AT THESE
AND SEE WHICH SHIFT CHANGES YOU CAN RESCHEDULE.
AND TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE STAKEOUTS.
MAYBE YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO THERE.
AND IF I COULD GET YOUR ANSWER BY TUESDAY MORNING,
I'D APPRECIATE IT.
SO, REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, HUH?
BURY ME UNDER A PILE OF PAPERWORK,
MAKE ME FEEL USEFUL.
BE SOME GOOD THERAPY.
WELL, YOU'RE GIVING ME WAY TOO MUCH CREDIT THERE,
BECAUSE I'M JUST THINKING THAT, UH,
AS GOOD A COP AS YOU ARE HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE FACT YOUR LEGS AREN'T WORKIN' RIGHT NOW.
WE HAVE AN 18-COUNT INDICTMENT
AGAINST 40 MEMBERS OF M.L.V.
OUR RICO STRATEGY IS WORKING.
I WANNA SET A RECORD. I NEED YOUR HELP.
GET TO WORK! GET TO WORK?
JACK, I HAVE AN UNHAPPY LITTLE GIRL AT THE BABY-SITTER'S,
WET CLOTHES IN THE WASHER,
I'VE BEEN STUCK IN TRAFFIC FOR AN HOUR--
ALL BECAUSE MY HUSBAND DID NOT HAVE THE COURTESY
TO LET ME KNOW HE WAS PLANNING A DAY OUT--
GAYLE. GAYLE, MAY I SAY,
JUST TAKE A MOMENT HERE
TO TELL YOU HOW LOVELY YOU LOOK?
NO. YOU MAY NOT. NO?
THERE IS GOING TO BE LOTS OF YELLING.
YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY IF YOU WANT.
NO. I'D LIKE TO GO. OK. GOOD IDEA.
DID I TELL YOU HOW-- NUH--OUT.
THANK YOU. MM-HMM.
GAYLE. GAYLE! HONEY.
WHAT? WHAT? THE DOOR.
[SIGHS]
I GO TO THE STORE, COME BACK...
TO A NOTE ON YOUR PILLOW?
GAYLE, I CAN'T ARGUE ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
I GOTTA WORK, HUH? IT'S BEEN 4 WEEKS.
THE DOCTOR SAID IT WILL TAKE 6 WEEKS
BEFORE THEY CAN REALLY ASSESS--
I DO NOT CARE WHAT THE DOCTOR SAYS!
THE DOCTOR ISN'T IN HERE!
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S IN HERE!
EXCUSE ME. NOBODY? YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING, JOE!
I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
SURE AS HELL AIN'T SITTIN' AT HOME
LOOKIN' OUT THE WINDOW, WAITIN' TO FEEL MY LEGS.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR PHYSICAL THERAPY?
IF YOU SIT AT WORK ALL DAY,
YOU LOSE MUSCLE MASS,
REDUCE ANY CHANCES OF EVER WALKING AGAIN!
I WILL GO TO PHYSICAL THERAPY,
BUT I NEED TO WORK... OH, GREAT.
NEED SOME SEMBLANCE OF NORMALCY.
HOW COME YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT?
OHH! I AM SO DONE UNDERSTANDING.
I WAS UNDERSTANDING
WHEN YOU DID NOT MAKE IT HOME FOR THE BIRTHDAYS
AND THE ANNIVERSARIES
AND THE-- AND THE BASEBALL GAMES
AND THE BALLET RECITALS.
I WAS UNDERSTANDING WHEN YOU PROMISED ME, JOE,
THAT YOU WERE GONNA RETIRE, AND THEN YOU JUST--HA HA!--
YOU JUST SUDDENLY JUST CHANGE YOUR MIND.
AND I WAS UNDERSTANDING WHEN ASHLEY PEARL CAME INTO THIS WORLD
AND YOU WEREN'T THERE!
JOE, BABY...
THERE IS A CHANCE
THAT YOU WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN...
BUT THERE IS AN EQUAL CHANCE
THAT YOU WILL
IF YOU DON'T PUSH SO HARD.
[GROANS]
OPEN THE DOOR, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
[THROATILY] HI. OOH!
[LAUGHS] HI. MMM.
HEY, CHIEF, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
YES, I WOULD LIKE A CLUB SODA
WITH A TWIST OF ASPIRIN,
IF YOU DON'T MIND, THANK YOU.
YOUR USUAL?
I TAKE IT THE TUX FITTING DID NOT GO WELL.
AH, SHERRY, IT WAS TERRIBLE. IT WAS UGLY.
THEY PUT THEIR HANDS ON YOU
IN PLACES YOU JUST DON'T WANT 'EM TOUCHING.
I ALMOST HAD TO MAKE AN ARREST.
[LAUGHS]
NO, AND BESIDES, I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT COLOR YOU ARE WEARING,
SO THAT I CAN GET A VEST MADE TO MATCH.
TO MATCH? MM-HMM.
OH, MY DATE'S GONNA LOVE THAT.
THE 3 OF US WILL LOOK ADORABLE.
DATE?
Jack Jr.: THEY'RE READY TO SEAT US.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A DATE?
YOU GOT A DATE? WHO'S THE DATE?
IT'S NO ONE YOU KNOW.
NO, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. HOLD IT.
SHERRY, SHERRY. WAIT A SE---HOLD IT. HEY.
I KNOW WE'RE NO LONGER MARRIED. COME ON.
ISN'T THERE AN UNWRITTEN RULE THAT STATES
THAT THE PARENTS OF THE BRIDE,
EVEN THOUGH, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT TOGETHER--
THOUGH THEY'RE SPEAKING, THEY'RE WORKING TOGETHER.
THEY BOTH CAN SHARE THE MOST EMBARRASSING
AND HUMILIATING MOMENTS OF THEIR LIVES
THAT ARE INAPPROPRIATE TO MENTION
IN FRONT OF ANYBODY ELSE--
ISN'T THERE A RULE THAT STATES
THEY HAVE TO GO TO THEIR ONLY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING TOGETHER?
I MEAN, COME ON. JACK, YOU'RE A LAWYER. HELP ME OUT.
REAL ESTATE LAW, DAD.
[WHIMPERS]
I HAVE A DATE BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT SHOW UP.
YOU HAVE A WAY OF MISSING THESE BIG AFFAIRS,
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T REMEMBER, YOU KNOW.
YOU'RE OUT SAVING THE WORLD FROM CROOKS.
I WOULD LIKE TO DANCE WITH SOMEONE
AT MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
WELL, YOU CAN DANCE WITH, UH, JACK JR.
THERE YOU GO, CHIEF. A DATE?
SHOULD I MAKE IT A DOUBLE, CHIEF?
DOUBLE, YEAH.
[SHERRY LAUGHS]
NO, REALLY, AND THEN--
AND THEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE AISLE.
I'M APPROACHING THE ALTAR,
AND THE WEDDING MARCH HAS COME TO AN END,
AND I HEAR...
THE FAINT SOUND OF A POLICE BAND RADIO.
WHICH DAD HAD PUT IN THE FLOWER ARRANGEMENT.
A MAN TRULY DEVOTED TO HIS JOB.
SO, ETHAN, UH,
SPEAKING OF JOBS,
NOW, I'M CONFUSED--
OHH, JACK. Jack Jr.: HERE WE GO.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'LL DODGE THE SHRAPNEL FROM THE BAR.
YOU DON'T NEED TO PANIC. I'M JUST ASKIN' A QUESTION.
NOW, YOU WORK IN 2 DIFFERENT CITIES.
I MEAN, HOW IS THAT GONNA WORK OUT?
WE WERE WAITING TO TELL YOU BOTH THE NEWS
UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING, BUT...
ETHAN GOT A JOB WITH THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE.
Sherry: WOW!
AND I'M LOOKING INTO A TRANSFER.
OH, HONEY! I LOVE CHICAGO!
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE N.Y.P.D.
WHY NOT? YOU DID.
TECHNICALLY, NO. YOUR FATHER WAS FIRED.
EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
SO, ETHAN, I MEAN,
TO ME, IT ISN'T QUITE FAIR
THAT YOU ASK BETH TO UPROOT HER LIFE
AND MOVE HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
WE'VE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS.
NO, BETH, HE'S RIGHT.
IT'S UNFAIR.
I CALLED THE TRIBUNE THIS MORNING,
AND I'M NOT TAKING THE JOB.
WHAT? I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE NEW YORK.
SO NOW YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED?
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WELL, HE JUST SAID HE'S UNEMPLOYED.
I MEAN, NEW YORK IS A VERY EXPENSIVE CITY TO LIVE IN.
PRETTY SOON THEY'RE GONNA BE MOVING IN WITH YOU, SHERRY.
I HAVE SOME CONNECTIONS IN NEW YORK.
I'LL MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS,
COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
BETH AND I WILL BE JUST FINE,
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WE'LL BE TOGETHER.
IT'S JUST KILLIN' YA, AIN'T IT,
THAT YOU CAN'T GET HIS GOAT.
Ethan: HEY, JACK.
I'M NOT GONNA KEEP ON HOPING FOR YOU AND I
TO MAKE SOME KIND OF FATHER-IN-LAW,
SON-IN-LAW CONNECTION.
I LOVE BETH.
I'M GONNA MARRY HER, DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
I AM GOING TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND
AND YOUR GRANDCHILDREN'S FATHER.
I'M PART OF YOUR FAMILY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT,
DAD.
I'LL BE OUTSIDE. EXCUSE ME.
I'M LEAVING WITH MY HUSBAND.
FIANCé.
GOOD-BYE. BYE, SWEETHEART.
[CHUCKLES]
I'LL CALL YOU, HONEY.
I GOT A PLAN. LOOK--
YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!
YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING ABOUT INVITING ROM,
HER BOYFRIEND, RIGHT?
INVITE HIM TO THE WEDDING,
COUPLE OF HER OTHER BOYFRIENDS,
AND WHEN THE MINISTER GETS TO THE "SPEAK NOW
OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE" PART?
ALL PANIC, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
JACK? I MEAN, THE PLACE--WHAT?
THERE ARE NO DO-OVERS.
I'M NOT TRYING TO DO ANYTHING OVER.
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU AND BETH.
YOU CAN'T DO IT OVER.
YOU CAN'T MAKE UP NOW
FOR WHAT YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER BACK THEN.
IT'S TOO LATE. SHE'S ALL GROWN UP.
AND IF YOU WOULD JUST TAKE A MOMENT
AND STOP SCHEMING AND LOOK AT HER,
I MEAN, REALLY LOOK AT HER IN HER EYES,
YOU WOULD SEE THAT.
AND YOU WONDER WHY I HAVE A DATE.
SURE, GO AHEAD. STICK ME WITH THE CHECK. YEAH.
YEP.
Mannion: I WOULD BE HONORED
IF YOU WOULD GO OUT WITH ME, ON A DATE.
OOH. A REAL ONE OR, UH,
A JACK MANNION DATE?
NO! CAVANAUGH, COME ON!
IT'S A--IT'S A REAL DATE WITH JACK MANNION.
AHA! [LAUGHS]
BETH IS GETTING MARRIED ON SATURDAY,
AND I'D LIKE TO GO WITH YOU.
WHAT ABOUT SHERRY?
SHERRY. [CHUCKLES]
SHE'S GOING WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
OH, WELL, SO, I'M NOT YOUR FIRST CHOICE.
WHAT? MMM.
NO. NO?
YES. NO, I DIDN'T MEAN "NO" NO.
I MEANT YES.
[LAUGHS]
LOOK...
ARE YOU GONNA GO OR NOT?
WELL, I--YEAH, I SUPPOSE.
I MEAN, GOING TO A WEDDING IS DEFINITELY A STEP UP
FROM HOT DOGS IN THE PARK.
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?
WELL, YOU THINK ABOUT...
YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS 8.
IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY.
AND ALL SHE WANTED TO DO
WAS GO LIGHT A CANDLE AT CHURCH
IN HER NEW DRESS.
THIS PINK GINGHAM DRESS
WITH A STRAWBERRY ON THE FRONT.
SHE WAS SO CUTE.
AND I GOT CALLED TO A CRIME SCENE,
AND I TOOK A LOT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.
AND BY THE TIME I GOT OUT OF THERE,
THE ONLY CHURCH THAT WAS OPEN WAS A CATHOLIC CHURCH.
SO WE WENT,
12:00 AT NIGHT, AND WE LIT A CANDLE.
SHE FELL ASLEEP IN MY ARMS.
I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE A LOT MORE.
I SHOULD'VE...
BEEN THERE, AND I WASN'T.
NOW, I'M ASSUMING THAT THE WRONG NUMBER MESSAGE YOU GOT
WAS FOR A GUY,
SO THAT NARROWS DOWN THE PARAMETERS OF THE SEARCH
TO ABOUT 230 OFFICERS.
OH. OK, SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ONE-DIGIT-OFF THEORY?
OH, THE PROBLEM WITH THAT
IS THAT YOUR EXTENSION ENDS IN ONE-ONE.
SO THE CALLER, THEY COULD'VE DIALED 3-3, 4-4...
OOH. IT'S BASICALLY AN AXIOM OF CHOICE.
HEY--WHAT IS THAT?
INFINITE NUMBER OF POSSIBILITIES.
IT'S A MATHEMATICAL THEORY
THAT BASICALLY SAYS YOU'RE SCREWED.
THANK YOU, PROFESSOR.
YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Radio dispatch: UNIT 323 AND ANY UNIT IN THE VICINITY,
DEAD BODY REPORTED. 529 MAMMOTH AVENUE.
UH, 6042.
SHOW US RESPONDING.
HEY, SIR. WHAT DO YOU GOT?
I WAS JUST EMPTYING MY PAILS. UH-HUH.
SHE'S OVER THERE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HERE.
YOU JUST WAIT BACK HERE, OK?
THANK YOU.
OH, MAN.
Cutter: 6042.
WE GOT A DEAD BODY.
Maria: SO WHY'D YOU INVITE ME TO DINNER?
IT'S JUST SOME STUFF I PICKED UP FROM THE ITALIAN DELI.
YOU ARE AVOIDING THE QUESTION, DETECTIVE.
YOU WANT SOME MORE WINE?
Maria: MMM.
NUH-UH. SAY IT.
I KNOW YOU DO. UH-HUH.
I KNOW YOU DO, SO SAY IT.
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!
DON'T YOU DARE OFFER ME MONEY LIKE I'M A WHORE
TO BETRAY MY BROTHER!
WE GOT ANOTHER BODY. LET'S MOVE.
Debreno: WE GET AN ID YET?
THERE'S NOTHING ON HER.
WE'RE RUNNING PRINTS.
HUD, WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR US?
THE GIRL WAS BEAT UP PRETTY BAD.
CONTUSIONS ON HER ABDOMEN,
ABRASIONS ON HER FACE.
WEAPON?
ENTER THE DRAGON.
I DON'T FOLLOW.
BRUCE LEE?
NUNCHUCKS.
ANYTHING ELSE?
ADVANCED STAGE NEUROMA.
HIGH HEELS.
FEMALE, TWENTIES, HOOKER.
SOMEBODY NO ONE WOULD MISS.
SOUND FAMILIAR?
YEAH, THE GIRL FROM THE SWAMP.
HER BODY WAS FOUND ONLY A FEW BLOCKS
FROM WHERE WE FOUND THE FIRST JANE DOE.
Temple: AND WE HAD UNIS POSTED AT THE FACTORY.
THEY PROBABLY SAW THEM, PANICKED,
AND DUMPED HER IN THE ALLEY.
YOU THINKIN' SERIAL KILLER?
NO. SERIAL KILLERS ARE USUALLY MORE METHODICAL,
PROUD OF THEIR WORK.
WHOEVER DID THIS WAS ANGRY, OUT OF CONTROL.
I THINK WE GOT A GUY WHO'S INTO THE BRUTALITY,
AND THE DEATH COMES AS A SURPRISE.
Temple: WE GOT OUR SECOND JANE DOE.
CONTUSIONS ON HER ABDOMEN, ABRASIONS ON HER FACE,
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE KILLER USED NUNCHUCKS.
JUST GOT A PRINT MATCH.
VIC'S NAME IS MARLA SHORE.
SHE'S ON THE BOOKS FOR PROSTITUTION.
STREET NAME'S FANTASIA.
ANY FAMILY?
SISTER. SHE LIVES IN MARYLAND.
I JUST CALLED HER.
SHE HADN'T SPOKEN TO HER IN 3 YEARS,
BUT SHE GAVE ME THE NAME OF A LANDLORD
WHO GAVE ME HER PERSONAL WEB PAGE.
THIS IS WHAT MARLA SHORE USED TO LOOK LIKE.
SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER.
WHAT?
THERE'S SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT THIS,
BUT I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.
ALL RIGHT, HIT THE STREETS.
SOMEBODY OUT THERE KNOWS HER.
[BANGING] HEY!
M.P.D.
ZIP IT UP, MOVE IT ON OUT.
Debreno: YOU, TOO, SUGAR THIGHS.
OUT OF THE TRUCK.
Temple: COME ON, BABY.
DID YOU SEE HER LAST NIGHT?
SHE ALL RIGHT?
ANSWER THE QUESTION. SHE GOT A RIDE ABOUT 1:00
WITH, LIKE, HIGH SCHOOL KIDS. I TURNED THEM DOWN.
WHAT KIND OF CAR WERE THEY DRIVING?
BLACK SUV.
DID YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH FOR A DESCRIPTION?
[LAUGHS] I'M NEVER LOOKIN' AT THEIR FACES.
I WAS LOOKIN' FOR THE CASH.
I THINK THEY WERE WEARING JOCK JACKETS, THOUGH,
GRAY AND MAROON.
I FORGET WHAT THIS GAME'S CALLED,
BUT THEY HAD STICKS IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE CAR,
HAS A NET AT THE END?
YOU MEAN LACROSSE.
I GUESS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO FANTASIA?
SHE'S GOT 2 KIDS, YOU KNOW.
SHE'S DEAD.
TURN AROUND.
I KNOW I SAID I'D DO YOU A FAVOR, PHIL,
BUT NOW I'M A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
HELPING YOU SPY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
NO. THE MESSAGE WASN'T FOR ME.
SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
I'M JUST TRYING TO SEE IF A CRIME WAS COMMITTED.
REALLY.
ALL RIGHT.
I PULLED SOME AUDIO FROM THE BACKGROUND.
Woman: HEY, IT'S ME.
UM, I--I'VE BEEN THINKING.
TELL ME TO STAY, AND I WILL.
I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.
AND HERE'S WHAT I FOUND.
Man, raspy voice: I HEARD YOU WERE LEAVING TOWN.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND?
YOU'RE LEAVING HIM BEHIND, TOO?
HEY, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW YOU, OK?
HEY!
GUY'S VOICE SOUNDS DISTORTED.
THERE'S NO DISTORTION IN THE RECORDING.
IT'S HIS VOICE.
♪ DING-DONG, THE BELLS ARE-- ♪
I WENT AHEAD AND PICKED UP YOUR TUX.
HERE YOU GO. JUST A FEW MORE THINGS.
YEAH, THANKS. THANKS. APPRECIATE IT.
BOY, I TELL YA, JACK,
YOU ARE DOIN' A WONDERFUL JOB.
VERY BROTHERLY OF YOU.
I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE, THOUGH.
YEAH, BETH SAID YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
UH-HUH. SORRY, DAD, BUT YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.
SHE PAID YOU OFF, DIDN'T SHE?
100 BUCKS. 100 BUCKS.
MM-HMM. BY GOD.
WELL,
YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER NEEDED, SON.
YOU NEED TO HAVE SOME MORE CONFIDENCE IN YOUR FATHER.
MM-MMM. MM-MMM-MMM.
ADIOS.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? COME ON.
LET'S GO.
UH, I CAN'T.
ALL RIGHT, HOW MUCH THIS GONNA COST ME?
HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
[MUTTERS]
I DON'T HAVE MUCH LEFT. YOU KNOW, YOUR SISTER--
HERE.
JACK...
I AM THE POLICE CHIEF
OF A RATHER LARGE METROPOLITAN CITY.
I CAN MAKE IT
TO YOUR SISTER'S WEDDING ON TIME.
SURE YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT? I'LL BE FINE.
SEE YA THERE.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
FERRIS. YEAH?
I NEED HELP WITH THIS LIST.
CHIEF. HUH?
I THINK I KNOW WHY FANTASIA'S MURDER LOOKED SO FAMILIAR.
Parras: IT'S CALLED PIGSTICKER.
MY NEPHEW OWNS THIS GAME.
I TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM,
BUT HE JUST GOES OUT AND BUYS ANOTHER ONE.
YOU BEAT UP PROSTITUTES AND STEAL THEIR MONEY
TO BUY MORE GUNS AND AMMO.
YOU USE NUNCHUCKS TO GET EXTRA POINTS.
PAUSE IT.
OUR KILLER'S MODELING HIS MURDERS OFF OF A VIDEO GAME.
Answering machine: HEY, IT'S MARIA. I'M NOT HERE.
LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
MARIA, HI, IT'S ME.
IF YOU'RE THERE, PICK UP.
LOOK,
I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, AND, UH...
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL WE TALK, OK?
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.
I, UH--
I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY WANNA, UH--
Temple: HE'S GOT NOTHING THERE.
HEY, NO BLACK SUVs IN THE PARKING LOT.
SPOKE TOO SOON.
HEY, FELLAS.
YOU GOT A MINUTE? SURE.
UHH!
GET OFF!
Parras: COME HERE! HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!
BEHIND YOUR BACK.
COME HERE!
GOOD JOB.
I FOUND THESE NUNCHUCKS IN YOUR LOCKER.
MARLA SHORE.
SHE HAD 2 KIDS.
SARAH.
10 YEARS OLD. AND THAT'S JAKE.
HE'S 7.
THAT'S WHOSE LIFE YOU TOOK.
SHE'S NOT SOME NOBODY OFF THE STREET.
LOOK, I DIDN'T KILL HER, OK? IT WAS JEFFREY.
JEFF,
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE SPOKE TO BRIAN.
HE TOLD US EVERYTHING.
TOLD US YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
Jeffrey: UHH! AAH!
HIT HER!
NO!
GO, BRIAN! HIT HER, BRIAN!
COME ON!
YOU KILLED THE MOTHER OF 2 CHILDREN.
OH, MY GOD, BRIAN. NO, LOOK, OK,
IT WAS JEFFREY'S IDEA, OK?
HE WANTED TO PLAY THE GAME PIGSTICKER FOR REAL,
AND THINGS JUST GOT OUT OF HAND.
YOU BEAT HER TO DEATH, SON.
YEAH, I'D SAY THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T WANNA KILL HER, OK?
I SWEAR TO GOD!
I STOPPED, BUT JEFFREY, HE JUST KEPT GOING.
HE JUST KEPT HITTING HER AND HITTING HER, AND HE WOULDN'T STOP.
AAH! COME ON!
Temple: SO I'D LIKE TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT WITH A COUPLE THINGS?
SURE.
AAH! OH, NO, NO, NO.
AAH!
WHERE'D YOU PICK UP THE FIRST ONE?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THE FIRST ONE?
MOM, THERE WAS ONLY ONE!
THERE WAS ONLY ONE!
TELL HIM THE TRUTH, BRIAN. PLEASE.
THE FIRST GIRL?
THERE WERE 2 GIRLS, JEFF.
NO, THERE WAS ONLY ONE GIRL.
MOM--OK, LOOK, I'M NOT LYING, MOM.
THERE WAS JUST ONE.
OW! YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH!
Temple: MR. STOCK. DON'T YOU LIE!
MR. STOCK! DON'T YOU LIE!
MR. STOCK, SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN, MR. STOCK!
HAVE A SEAT.
WHERE'D YOU PICK UP THE FIRST GIRL?
WE ONLY PLAYED THE GAME FOR REAL ONCE.
THERE WAS ONLY ONE GIRL.
IT WAS JUST A GAME!
THE GAME'S OVER.
YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON.
IT WAS JUST A GAME.
I'VE GOT 92% RECONSTRUCTION
BACK ON OUR FIRST JANE DOE.
I TOOK INTO ACCOUNT THE AGE,
SEX, AND BUILD OF THE VICTIM,
THEN SLOWLY BEGAN TO ADD FACIAL MUSCLES.
THE SHAPE OF THE EYES, NOSE,
AND MOUTH AREN'T DEFINITE.
IT'S MOSTLY GUESSWORK,
ESPECIALLY WITH WHAT I HAD TO WORK WITH.
AND FINALLY?
SKIN AND HAIR.
ALL RIGHT, FERRIS, WOULD YOU CROSS-CHECK THE NAMES WE HAVE
IN OUR DATABASE WITH THE STATS
THAT WE HAVE ON OUR JANE DOE?
THERE'S OVER 100 POSSIBLE MATCHES.
ALL RIGHT, RUN THOSE THROUGH FACIAL RECOGNITION
WITH OUR COMPOSITE.
OH, MY GOD.
MARIA RODRIGUEZ.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
DETECTIVE DEBRENO.
HELLO?
Maria: HEY, IT'S ME.
UM, I--I'VE BEEN THINKING.
TELL ME TO STAY, AND I WILL.
I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.
HEY, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW YOU, OK?
HEY!
WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME EARLIER?
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!
HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HER.
OK? JUST-- HEY, TAKE IT EASY.
HEY! Cutter: HEY, COME ON. FELLAS--
DON'T TELL ME TO TAKE IT EASY!
REWIND THAT FOR ME.
Man, raspy voice: I HEARD YOU WERE LEAVING TOWN.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND?
YOU'RE LEAVING HIM BEHIND, TOO?
RECOGNIZE THE VOICE?
NO.
THIS PROVES THOSE KIDS DIDN'T KILL MARIA.
PLUS WE CONFIRMED THEIR STORIES THIS MORNING.
THEY WERE IN FLORIDA ON SPRING BREAK
WHEN SHE WAS KILLED.
LET ME HEAR THE MESSAGE AGAIN.
Man, raspy voice: YOU'RE LEAVING HIM BEHIND, TOO?
CASTEL MORALES.
HE HAD HIS THROAT SLIT AFTER HE LOST A KILO
OF COCAINE TO HIS SUPPLIERS.
IT CHANGED HIS VOICE AND HIS ATTITUDE.
HE RUNS WITH THE MARA LLANO VERDE,
MARIA'S BROTHER'S GANG.
SO THEY WERE SENDING A MESSAGE
TO HER BROTHER AND DEBRENO.
WHERE DO WE FIND CASTEL?
Mendoza: MY MONEY'S ON TICO.
MORALES BROUGHT HIM INTO THE GANG.
M.L.V. SENDS THE GUY WHO VOUCHED FOR YOU TO DO THE HIT.
TICO WILL KNOW HIS HAUNTS.
YOUR SISTER'S DEAD, TICO.
TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND MORALES.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
READ HIM HIS RIGHTS?
THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT OF HER BUT BONES, TICO.
YOUR BEAUTIFUL SISTER WAS LEFT TO ROT
IN A TOXIC WASTE DUMP.
I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
AND MAKE NO MISTAKE, I WILL FIND MORALES,
WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP.
WAIT.
238 SECTOR STREET.
IF HE'S STILL THERE.
HEY...
GIVE MY REGARDS.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
ENTER.
YOU--YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, CHIEF?
SIT.
ABOUT THIS PHONE MESSAGE--
I KNOW, SIR. I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD'VE COME TO YOU EARLIER.
I JUST FELT THAT I NEEDED TO MAKE SURE
IT WAS SOMETHING REAL,
AND NOT JUST MY WILD IMAGINATION
RUNNING OFF WITH ME.
IT--IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
WELL, I HOPE IT HAPPENS AGAIN.
EX-EXCUSE ME?
BRANDER, YOUR INSTINCTS ARE RIGHT ON.
WHAT'S EVEN MORE, YOU HAVE THE DETERMINATION
TO FOLLOW THEM THROUGH.
NOW, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
YOU HAVE GOT THE EYE...
DETECTIVE.
I ASKED CHIEF MANNION TO LET ME DO THE HONORS.
[LAUGHS]
WOULD--UH--WOULD--
WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE, SIR?
SURE.
YEAH!
YES! YES, YES, YES,
YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
OH, YES, YES!
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
UNH!
OHH!
I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS MOMENT, SIR.
GO TO WORK, DETECTIVE.
THANK YOU!
CLARENCE.
SCOTTY.
Clarence: CHIEF, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
TAKE ME HOME.
YES, SIR.
I GOT THAT WARRANT FOR MORALES.
WHERE'S DEBRENO?
SON OF A...
WHAT?
WE GOT A PROBLEM.
[PEOPLE TALKING]
WHERE'S MORALES?
AHI ESTA. ADENTRO.
UHH!
[DOOR KICKS OPEN]
LEAVE. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
ON YOUR FEET. YOU A COP?
NOT ANYMORE.
¿QUE CARAJO ES TU PROBLEMA?
MARIA RODRIGUEZ. YOU REMEMBER HER, HUH?
IT'S NOT LOADED.
I DON'T KNOW THAT.
Mendoza: SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE.
M.P.D. OPEN UP!
[GUN HITS FLOOR]
YOUR PRINTS ARE ALL OVER IT.
[RASPY VOICE] CASHMERE. YEAH.
MMM. SHE WAS SWEET.
I TOOK CARE OF THAT BUSINESS.
EVERYBODY DOWN. EVERYBODY DOWN.
DO IT!
DO IT.
[GUNSHOT] Mannion: DOWN!
M.P.D. OPEN UP!
OPEN UP! M.P.D.
Debreno: READ HIM HIS RIGHTS.
THERE'LL BE AN INQUIRY.
I KNOW.
GIVE ME YOUR GUN.
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
FERRIS SAID THAT HE LEFT, BUT HE'S NOT PICKING UP.
HE'S ON HIS WAY. IF HE WAS AT A CRIME SCENE,
HE'D HAVE HIS PHONE ON.
I'M SORRY, LADIES,
BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLEAR OUT THIS CHURCH.
WHAT? CODE VIOLATIONS.
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
WHAT?
NO, WAIT. YOU'RE CHECKING FOR VIOLATIONS ON A SATURDAY?
I'M SORRY, MA'AM, BUT, REALLY, IT'S BEST FOR EVERYONE'S OWN PROTECTION.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. IF I COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
YOU'RE RIGHT. HE'S ON HIS WAY.
YOU THINK HE DID THIS?
[CHUCKLES]
OF COURSE HE DID.
AMELIA, MY MOTHER'S LOCKET NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
NOTHING. OH, COME ON.
IT'S MY GIFT TO THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE.
PLEASE-- NO, NO, NO.
NO. NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TRYING TO MISS THE WEDDING?
NO, NO. I'M GOING. I'M GOING. THANK YOU.
AH, COME ON.
[LAUGHS]
OH. YOU, UH...
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
THIS IS NOT TURNING OUT LIKE WE PLANNED.
AH.
DOWN TO THE BAD LUCK UPON SEEING THE BRIDE.
IF IT WASN'T FOR BAD LUCK, I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL,
SO, UH, I'M NOT REAL SUPERSTITIOUS.
UH...
YOU DON'T THINK YOUR DAD HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, DO YOU?
OH, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LEARN ABOUT THIS FAMILY.
Man: HEY, LOOK OUT!
OH, NO.
NO!
AHA.
[GRUNTING]
OH, PLEASE, GOD. I NEED A MIRACLE.
FOR 10 BUCKS, I'LL HELP YOU.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.
HA HA. CAN YOU SEE IT?
I DID THAT.
WHY AREN'T YOU USING THAT TOOL?
OH, THAT'LL BE ANOTHER 10 BUCKS.
OH, WILL IT?
LISTEN...
YOU USE THAT TOOL...
OR I'LL ARREST YOU FOR THIEVERY...
YOU KNOW, FOR NOT USING THAT DEVICE.
I'LL ARREST YOU FOR SOMETHING.
CAREFUL.
OH, YEAH. GREAT. THANKS.
BEAUTIFUL. APPRECIATE IT.
I'D GIVE YOU A KISS EXCEPT IT'S TOO EARLY.
VANESSA.
HI. HI.
HOPE THOSE SHOES ARE COMFORTABLE.
YOU MIGHT HAVE A BIT OF A WAIT.
JUST WHEN I THINK HE'S DISAPPEARED FOR GOOD
INTO JACK MANNION, CRIME FIGHTER,
HE REAPPEARS AGAIN, ALL CHARMING.
WELL, THAT'S HIM.
HE INVITES ME ON A REAL DATE,
AND NOW...LOOK? WHERE IS HE?
COULD YOU GO FASTER THAN 30 MILES AN HOUR?
I'M LATE FOR MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
YOU KNOW WHAT MADE ME SAY YES?
HE TOLD ME THAT STORY ABOUT BETH'S EIGHTH BIRTHDAY.
OH, WAS THAT THE ONE WHERE HE GOT HER A SHIRLEY TEMPLE WITH 8 CHERRIES IN IT?
SO SWEET. THAT WAS ME.
REALLY? YEAH. HA HA HA.
SORRY.
WHAT ABOUT, UH...
THE PART WHERE HE TOOK HER TO THE CHURCH
TO LIGHT A CANDLE FOR HER BIRTHDAY?
OH, THAT WAS JACK.
FASTER.
AVANTI.
HUH? ESPRESSO.
MOM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
EXCUSE ME.
YEAH. WHAT'S UP?
YOU STILL DATING DANIEL?
IT'S NO--
LOOK, HE'S NOT MY TYPE,
BUT AT LEAST HE SHOWS UP.
LOOK, I'M THE CHIEF OF--
OH, NO.
SHE GOT MY WALLET. OH, JEEZ.
SWEETHEART, HI.
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
OOH.
YOU KNOW, YOUR DAD AND I MESSED UP A LOT,
BUT YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE THE 2 BEST THINGS WE EVER DID.
I LOVE YOU, TOO, MOM.
AND WE BOTH WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
YOU ARE GONNA BE HAPPY,
AND IF--
WHEN--BECAUSE I WANT TO BE OPTIMISTIC AT THIS MOMENT--
WHEN YOUR FATHER GETS HERE,
HE'S GONNA SAY EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
HE MADE A VALIANT EFFORT,
BUT...
WE REALLY CAN'T WAIT ALL DAY.
IT'S OK. LET'S GET STARTED.
YEAH? YEAH.
LET'S DO IT.
OK.
I'M READY.
LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU.
[EXHALES]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I DIDN'T MISS IT, DID I?
I DIDN'T MISS IT, RIGHT?
I MADE IT! ALL RIGHT!
YOU'RE ON TIME.
THANK GOD. I DIDN'T MISS IT.
OOH--BETH, YOU LOOK-- HERE--
JUST BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S MY MOM'S LOCKET.
OK?
OK.
LET ME SEE...OK.
THERE YOU GO.
DON'T MESS UP THE HAIR.
OK. YOU LOOK... MARVELOUS.
THANK YOU.
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
OK.
WAIT. HUH?
OH, MY.
WE'LL GO RIGHT HERE.
LET'S GO. OK.
OK.
[WEDDING MUSIC PLAYING]
WHO GIVES THIS WOMAN TO BE MARRIED TO THIS MAN?
HER FATHER AND I DO.
THAT'S CORRECT.
YES, WE DO. UH...
AFTER A CAREFUL CONSIDERATION AND DELIBERATION,
AND REALIZING, OF COURSE,
THAT OUR DAUGHTER IS OF SOUND MIND, SPIRIT, AND BODY--
DAD. JACK.
HER MOTHER AND I, AND NOT TOO MANY OTHERS,
HAVE NO PROBLEM AT ALL GIVING OUR...
BEAUTIFUL, LOVELY DAUGHTER TO THIS MAN ETHAN BRODY,
WHO FROM NOW ON WILL BE A MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY.
AMEN.
I HAVE NO RESERVATIONS ABOUT IT.
WELCOME TO-- GOD BLESS YOU.
AMEN.
WILL THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE PLEASE BE SEATED...
PLEASE?
[WHISPERING] Sit down.
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
I PRESENT TO YOU THE NEW MR. AND MRS. ETHAN BRODY.
[APPLAUSE]
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