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TOMORROW WILL BE MY LAST DAY ON EARTH

AS AUDREY LIVERMORE.

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?

I'M TESTIFYING AT A TRIAL,

AND I'M GOING INTO THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.

DAMN. WHY DIDN'T I MEET YOU GUYS A LONG TIME AGO?

WE ALL COULD'VE BEEN COPS TOGETHER.

Juror: IN THE CASE OF BEVERLY RICHARDS VERSUS DETECTIVE TEMPLE PAGE,

WE FIND IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF

AWARDING DAMAGES OF $400,000.

AAH!

IF YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE,

GIVE ME A CALL.

OUR WITNESS IDed A BEIGE, LATE MODEL CADILLAC.

SAID THE VIC RAN OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET,

VEHICLE PLOWED INTO HER, KEPT GOING.

Temple: PLATES?

NO.

WHEN HE SAW HER, SHE WAS STILL ALIVE.

HE RAN BACK TO HIS HOUSE TO CALL 911.

WHEN HE RETURNED, THE CAR WAS SPEEDING UP

IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.

BRENDA MIDDLETON. 42 YEARS OLD.

ROCKVILLE, MARYLAND.

HERE IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME TYPE OF SCHEDULE

FOR A KIDS SOCCER LEAGUE.

WHAT'S THAT ON THE BACK THERE?

PHONE NUMBER. "2 P.M."

HMM.

LATE NIGHT ON THE SECURITY BEAT?

[CHUCKLES] YEAH.

I JUST STAND AROUND AND DO A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING.

SO WHY DON'T YOU QUIT?

BECAUSE OF THIS $400,000 JUDGEMENT ON MY HEAD,

I NEED ALL THE NIGHT GIGS I CAN GET.

WELL, LOOKIE HERE.

I DON'T THINK WE'RE DEALING WITH

YOUR RUN OF THE MILL SOCCER MOM.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CBS PRODUCTIONS AND CBS, INC.

FERRIS, I KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME ON PURPOSE.

YOU WAIT UNTIL THE PILE GETS REALLY BIG,

AND THEN AMBUSH ME

BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M IN A BIG HURRY,

I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LOOK AT EVERYTHING,

AND THEN YOU SLIDE A LITTLE SOMETHING

EXTRA IN THERE FOR YOURSELF.

LIKE MAYBE A PAY RAISE,

OR THAT LITTLE EXTRA WEEK OF VACATION, HUH?

HOW'D YOU KNOW, CHIEF?

YEAH.

Kevin: CHIEF?

YEAH?

I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW WE GOT AN APB OUT

ON THAT HIT AND RUN VEHICLE,

AND WE'RE CANVASSING THE AREA FOR MORE WITNESSES.

YOU WANT COFFEE? NO.

NO, THANKS.

DID YOU GET ANYTHING ON THE GUN

FROM THE VICTIM'S HANDBAG?

YEAH.

IT WASN'T HERS.

IT'S REGISTERED TO A SIMONE FAIRGATE

WHO USED TO LIVE IN SWEET RIDGE, PENNSYLVANIA,

BUT DOESN'T ANYMORE.

THERE'S NO FORWARDING ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER.

SHE PAID FOR THE GUN WITH CASH

AND HASN'T REPORTED IT STOLEN.

ANY CONNECTION BETWEEN FAIRGATE

AND OUR HIT AND RUN VICTIM BRENDA MIDDLETON?

APART FROM THE GUN, NO.

ALL RIGHT, CHECK WITH THE VICTIM'S FAMILY,

SEE WHAT THEY CAN TELL US.

WELL, SEE, THAT'S THE WEIRD THING, CHIEF.

MIDDLETON DOESN'T APPEAR TO HAVE ANY FAMILY.

HER NEIGHBORS DIDN'T KNOW HER.

SHE DIDN'T HAVE A JOB.

SOUNDS LIKE THE MAKINGS OF AN OLD-FASHIONED MYSTERY, DOESN'T IT?

OH!

NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO CROSS OVER

TO MY WAY OF CRIME FIGHTING.

I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT SCARES ME.

YEAH. YEAH.

[GROWLS] OHH!

YOU KNOW, CHURCHILL WAS A GREAT NAPPER.

NAPOLEON WAS, TOO. IN FACT,

HISTORIANS THINK IT WAS NAPOLEON'S ABILITY TO POWER NAP,

THAT ENABLED HIM TO CONQUER EUROPE.

HE WAS ALERT AND FRESH

WHILE HIS ADVERSARIES SLEPT AT NIGHT.

BUT THEN IF NAPOLEON OR CHURCHILL

WERE UNDER MY COMMAND, I COULD CUT 'EM SOME SLACK.

BUT FOR US MERE MORTALS, THERE YOU GO.

I'M VERY SORRY. I MEAN NORMALLY--

WELL, YOU KNOW, TEMPLE, WHEN YOUR NIGHT WORK

STARTS EFFECTING YOUR JOB--

WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

UM...THANKS, SIR.

OH.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR] YEAH?

WE FOUND THE BEIGE CADDY.

Temple: SO, FRAKER, IS THIS OUR GIRL?

Fraker: SURE IS. 2 UNITS FROM THE SEVENTH

FOUND HER OVER ON BRISTOL AND FIFTH,

AND TOWED HER IN.

SOMEBODY TOOK THE LICENSE PLATES,

SPRAYED THE INTERIOR WITH A LIQUID LUBRICANT.

SO NO PRINTS? NO.

YOU GUYS MOVE OR ADJUST ANYTHING IN HERE?

NO. NO, I NEVER DO.

[SIGHS] YOU SURE?

YEAH.

THEN WE KNOW ONE THING ABOUT THE DRIVER.

HE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST 6'2".

CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY DISGUISE, DARLING?

AUDREY?

[LAUGHS] HI!

YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!

MMM!

THIS MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF WITNESS PROTECTION?

OH, NO. TECHNICALLY, I STILL AM, YEAH.

BUT, YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN'T GO

WITH SOME OF THAT DAY TO DAY STUFF, YOU KNOW?

LIKE THE NAME CHANGE. THEY GAVE ME A NEW ONE,

BUT I DON'T KNOW, YOU JUST TRY TO GO

BY ANOTHER NAME AFTER YOU'VE HAD THE SAME ONE FOR YEARS, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T BE NOTHING BUT AUDREY.

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW I'M NOT STRIPPING.

I AM IN THE THEATER, I LIVE IN PHILLY,

AND I TRAVEL A LOT WITH MY JOB.

AND THE SHOW'S HERE IN D.C. FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS,

I WAS GONNA GO TO LUNCH WITH MY FRIEND JANET POPOSKY,

BUT SHE, TYPICAL JP, FLAKED OUT

AND STOOD ME UP.

SO I SAID TO MYSELF, "AUDREY, YOU HAVE NOT

"PROPERLY EVER THANKED KEVIN AND NANCY

FOR THE NICE, KIND THINGS THAT THEY DID FOR YOU."

SO I JUST SAID, "YOU JUST GET YOUR BUTT

"RIGHT DOWN THERE TO THE POLICE STATION,

"AND YOU JUST LAY A HUG ON 'EM.

"AND YOU CAN TELL THEM ABOUT THE CREEPY GUY

"THAT'S STALKING YOU AT THE SAME TIME.

2 BIRDS WITH ONE STONE."

A STALKER?

YEAH. THERE'S THIS GUY

WHO'S BEEN SORT OF HANGING AROUND WHERE I WORK.

NOTICED HIM A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER I GOT HERE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S DONE ANYTHING.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S KIND OF LIKE THE WORST KIND.

YOU KNOW, THE GUYS WHO COME UP AND COP A FEEL AND THEN RUN,

I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST TEDDY BEARS.

CAN YOU DESCRIBE THIS GUY?

I MEAN, IS HE SOMEONE FROM YOUR OLD LIFE?

OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.

NOTHING LIKE THAT. JUST A CREEPY GUY, YOU KNOW?

HE'S JUST STANDING IN THE SHADOWS AND STARES AT ME.

I'M AFRAID TO MAKE EYE CONTACT.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK

I'M COMING ON TO HIM OR ANYTHING

'CAUSE I HAVE THOSE KIND OF EYES, YOU KNOW,

THAT CAN SEND THE WRONG SIGNAL.

HEY, IDEA!

WHY DON'T YOU AND THE KEVSTER COME ON DOWN

TO THE ROSE TATTOO?

YOU COULD SCARE OFF THE WEIRDO,

AND AFTER MY SHIFT,

WE CAN GET CAUGHT UP AND HAVE A DRINK.

THE ROSE TATTOO? IS THAT A THEATER?

BAR/THEATER.

I LOVE YOUR HAIR.

YOU LOOK GREAT, DARLING. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU!

BYE NOW!

YOGI BERRA WAS AT TRAINING CAMP, RIGHT?

A UNIFORMED GUY COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS,

"YOGI, WHAT HAT SIZE YOU WEAR?"

YOGI THINKS ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE OR 2 AND FINALLY SAYS,

"YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT IN SHAPE YET."

[ALL LAUGHING]

YOU GOTTA GET SOME BETTER JOKES, PLEASE.

I'M NOT IN SHAPE YET. COME ON, JOE.

ANGELO, INCREDIBLE. ALL RIGHT?

I OVERDID IT. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALK

THE LONG WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE,

AND WORK THIS OFF.

HOLD ON A SECOND, CHIEF. BEFORE YOU GO,

THERE'S SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL ON THE MENU.

NO, I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER THING.

NO DESSERT FOR ME. THANKS, ANGELO.

THIS IS NEW, STARTING TONIGHT.

Angelo: THE MANNION MELT.

OH, NO.

THE SEQUOIA MELT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOR 3 YEARS.

NOW I NAME IT AFTER YOU. MAKE YOU MORE FAMOUS

THAN YOU ARE ALREADY.

JOE, LOOK AT THIS. THERE IT IS, HUH?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ANGELO.

THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. I'M HONORED.

Jack: I APPRECIATE IT. IT'S MY PLEASURE.

HIS HEAD'S BIG ENOUGH. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM. PLEASE!

YOU KNOW, AND I DON'T SAY THIS

TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS IN ANY WAY,

BUT I MEAN NOW THAT YOU'VE NAMED SOMETHING AFTER ME,

I DO HAVE A SUGGESTION OR 2.

PLEASE, DON'T TAKE THIS IN THE WRONG WAY.

EVEN A FERRARI NEEDS TO BE TAKEN INTO THE SHOP.

A TWEAK.

FERRARI?

DON'T DO IT. PLEASE.

TWEAK NUMBER ONE:

CHANGE THE CHEESE.

TO WHAT?

MUENSTER.

SWISS, ALTHOUGH TRADITIONAL

ON A PATTY MELT OR A MANNION MELT,

DOES NOT HAVE THE CHARACTER OF A MUENSTER.

MUENSTER? MUENSTER.

YOU'RE REGRETTING YOU DID THIS ALREADY. AREN'T YOU, HUH?

TWEAK NUMBER 2:

NOW, I KNOW IT WILL PROBABLY LEAD

TO HIGHER PRODUCE COST,

BUT YOU WANT TO SELECT VINE-RIPENED TOMATOES.

WELL, I--

SEE, MOST TOMATOES ARE PICKED GREEN.

THEY'RE JUST LOADED UP IN TRUCKS,

AND THEN SOMEBODY INJECTS SOME ETHEL GAS IN THERE,

AND THEY'RE RIPENED AS THEY'RE BEING DRIVEN

FROM COAST TO COAST,

BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY FLAVOR.

OTHER THAN THAT,

THE MANNION MELT, SE PERFETTO.

CHEESE AND TOMATOES.

MUENSTER CHEESE. VINE-RIPENED TOMATOES.

ANGELO, GRAZIE.

VERY NICE.

GOOD LUCK.

Jack: A HUMAN FEMALE

ROUGHLY THE SAME SIZE AND SHAPE

AS BRENDA MIDDLETON.

FERRIS, WOULD YOU SIMULATE A SIDE IMPACT

OF 30 MILES AN HOUR?

ALL RIGHT, FREEZE THAT AND SLIDE IT OVER,

AND THEN PUT UP THE NEXT IMAGE.

THIS IS A REPLICATION OF THE CORONER'S REPORT

ON THE INJURIES TO BRENDA MIDDLETON.

IT BEARS THE EVIDENCE OF MULTIPLE IMPACTS,

WITH EXTREME PROTRACTED PRESSURE

ON THE INTERNAL ORGANS.

SHE WAS CRUSHED.

Nancy: NOT CONSISTENT WITH A SINGLE IMPACT.

THIS IS SENSING DIAGNOSTIC MODULE THAT WE RETRIEVED

FROM THE BEIGE CADILLAC.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE BLACK BOX THAT YOU'D FIND IN AN AIRPLANE.

AN INCIDENT THAT TRIGGERS

OR NEARLY TRIGGERS AN AIR BAG DEPLOYMENT

GETS RECORDED ON THE BOX.

IT MEASURES VEHICLE SPEED, BRAKE ACTIVITY,

THROTTLE POSITION.

IT CAN EVEN TELL YOU IF THE SEAT BELT'S BEEN USED.

SINCE WHEN?

BEEN AROUND FOR A FEW YEARS IN CERTAIN MODELS.

MOST MANUFACTURERS DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT THOUGH.

WELL, WE KNOW THIS IS THE VEHICLE THAT HIT HER.

WHAT ELSE ARE WE LOOKING FOR?

TO SEE IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

8 SECONDS BEFORE BRENDA MIDDLETON WAS STRUCK,

THE CAR WAS TRAVELING AT 19 MILES PER HOUR.

BUT AT THE POINT OF IMPACT,

THE CAR WAS GOING 37 MILES PER HOUR.

NO BRAKE ACTIVITY. OPEN THROTTLE.

SO SHE WAS RUN DOWN ON PURPOSE.

Jack: RIGHT. WELL, IT WAS MORE THAN THAT.

HE BACKED OVER HER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS CRUSHED.

THIS WAS DELIBERATE, CALCULATED MURDER.

SO THEN WE EXPECT THE AMBASSADOR AND HER HUSBAND

TO BE ARRIVING SATURDAY AROUND 9:00.

I NEED YOU ON YOUR POSTS EXACTLY ONE HOUR BEFOREHAND.

ALL RIGHT? THANK YOU.

UH, MR. PAGE?

I COULDN'T TRACK YOU DOWN YESTERDAY.

YOUR OFFICE WAS UNABLE TO PATCH ME THROUGH.

THE AMBASSADOR'S RECEPTION

IS DAY AFTER TOMORROW.

BETWEEN NOW AND THEN I NEED TO BE ABLE TO CONTACT YOU.

WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. FROM NOW ON,

I'LL MAKE SURE THEY MAKE YOUR CALLS A PRIORITY.

GREAT.

YOU LOOK BORED.

[CHUCKLES] WELL, I GOTTA ADMIT

I'M USED TO A LITTLE BIT MORE ACTION, YEAH.

OH, I'M SORRY. GUN BATTLES AND TAKE DOWNS

AREN'T PART OF THIS JOB.

WE DO HAVE AN OCCASIONAL SCUFFLE THOUGH,

AND TRUST ME, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ONE I CALL.

RIGHT. MISS PALADIN?

YES? I'M NO EXPERT,

BUT I HAVE NOTICED THAT THERE IS A SECURITY FLAW

IN THIS ROOM.

NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I'VE BEEN OVER THIS ROOM INCH BY INCH MYSELF.

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

YES.

CARE TO MAKE A FRIENDLY WAGER?

YOU DON'T STRIKE ME AS THE BETTING TYPE.

ONLY WHEN I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE.

YOU'RE ON.

WHO WINS WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW. WE CAN FIGURE THAT OUT LATER.

BUT, IN THE MEANTIME,

YOU SHOULD COME UP WITH A GRACEFUL CONCESSION SPEECH.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

WELL... [CLEARS THROAT]

I'M GLAD TO SEE SHE'S MOVED ON

TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS.

Audrey: THANK YOU!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND FOR YOUR MONEY.

THAT'S MOST GENEROUS OF YOU. THANK YOU.

OHH! KEVIN.

OH, MY GOSH. YOU LOOK GREAT!

MMM!

YOU ARE CUTER THAN AN EX-CON ON THE RUN.

I SWEAR, IF I WAS 10 YEARS YOUNGER,

YOU WOULD NOT STAND A CHANCE, DARLING.

AUDREY, I THOUGHT YOU STOPPED STRIPPING?

DARLING, THIS IS NOT STRIPPING.

THIS IS BURLESQUE.

YOU REMEMBER MY FRIEND JANET POPOSKY,

THE ONE THAT STOOD ME UP FOR LUNCH?

SHE GOT ME INTO THIS.

IT'S SO MUCH CLASSIER THAN STRIPPING.

SO THIS STALKER WAS WHERE EXACTLY?

WELL, HE WAS OUTSIDE. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU?

THAT WAY? MM-HMM.

I THINK I MADE HIM NERVOUS. SUDDENLY HE'S ALL BUSINESS.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

OK, EVERY TIME I'VE SEEN THE GUY,

HE'S BEEN STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE BY THAT CORNER.

AREN'T YOU COLD? DON'T YOU WANT

A JACKET OR SOMETHING?

ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M PUMPED.

I CAN SEE THAT.

AND YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE HIM FOR US?

NAH, HE WAS JUST A GUY, YOU KNOW?

MAYBE MIDDLE-AGED. YOU KNOW, NOTHING SPECIAL.

UM...TALLISH, I THINK.

AUDREY, THERE'S GOT TO BE AT LEAST A MILLION

MIDDLE-AGED TALLISH GUYS IN THIS CITY.

OH, YEAH. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

HE'S GOT THIS BIG OL' JAGGED SCAR ON HIS FACE.

IT GOES FROM HERE TO HERE.

HE DOES?

OF COURSE NOT! HA HA HA!

OH, DEAR. HERE.

WHAT'S THIS FOR?

BUY HIM A SENSE OF HUMOR.

Joe: CHIEF MANNION,

YOU READ THE PAPER TODAY?

NO.

ALLAN THIEBOLD'S BELTWAY BREEZE COLUMN.

DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

Jack: "MANNION MELT HARD TO SWALLOW.

"OUR ESTEEMED CHIEF OF POLICE JACK MANNION

"HAS PUT HIS NAME TO A SANDWICH

"THAT IS A LOT LIKE HIS PERSONALITY...

HARD TO SWALLOW."

[JACK CHUCKLES]

5 PEOPLE GOT FOOD POISONING FROM THE MANNION MELT?

AT LAST COUNT.

I NEED YOU TO TEST THIS FOR ME.

IT'S A TOMATO.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS, I JUST NEED YOU

TO RUN IT THROUGH WHATEVER IT IS YOU RUN IT THROUGH,

AND TELL ME IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT.

OH, I GET IT. THIS IS ABOUT THAT TYPHOID MANNION STUFF

I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT IN THE PAPERS, ISN'T IT?

DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ, MEL.

OK. WELL, NOLAN WAS RIGHT.

HE SAID YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH A GOOD THING, CHIEF.

MM-HMM. JUST TEST IT.

OK.

OH, HEY, THAT PHONE NUMBER

ON THE BACK OF THAT SOCCER SHEET?

PHILIPPE'S BAR & GRILL.

THERE'S ONLY ONE APPOINTMENT AT 2:00,

SIMONE FAIRGATE.

THE REGISTERED OWNER OF THE GUN WE FOUND.

Temple: YUP.

HUH.

I THINK BRENDA MIDDLETON MUST'VE BEEN

ON HER WAY TO MEET HER.

THAT'D BE MY GUESS.

OHH.

ANOTHER LATE NIGHT?

DON'T EVEN ASK.

I GOTTA TELL YOU, I HAVE NOT BEEN MINDING

MY LATE NIGHTS ONE BIT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN MY BOSS LADY AT THIS NIGHT GIG.

I MEAN SHE'S-- SHE'S TASTY.

REALLY?

YEAH.

AS IN GRANNY SMITH FUDGEY OR GOLDEN DELICIOUS TASTY?

GOLDEN DELICIOUS.

WOW.

AIN'T TOO MANY GOOD APPLES OUT THERE ANYMORE, MY FRIEND.

YEAH, BUT IS IT A GOOD IDEA

TO DATE SOMEBODY IN YOUR LINE OF WORK?

WELL, SHE'S NOT A COP, RIGHT?

NO, BUT SHE CARRIES A GUN.

HIS AND HERS WEAPONS ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE.

Kevin: THAT'S CUTE.

WELL, LET'S WAIT TILL WE GO OUT ON THE FIRST DATE

BEFORE WE START PICKING OUT FURNITURE.

OH, JUMP IN AND HAVE SOME FUN. COME ON.

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE THE GUY

WHO SAID YOU WOULDN'T DATE ANY MORE COPS.

I SAID THAT?

YEAH.

BUT SHE'S SECURITY, RIGHT?

AND SHE'S HOT.

YEAH, BUT I'M IN MY COMFORT ZONE, YOU KNOW?

I'VE BEEN SOLO FOR A WHILE.

I GET UP IN THE MORNING, I GO TO WORK,

I COME HOME, I'M HAPPY.

I HEAR YOU, BUT GOLDEN DELICIOUS

AREN'T IN SEASON FOREVER.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

PAGE. YEAH.

OK, WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOME TYPE OF DESIGN.

THE VEHICLE HIT HER BODY SO HARD,

IT LEFT PARTIAL IMPRINT OF A LICENSE PLATE ON THE BODY.

YEAH, BUT THE LETTERS ARE TOO SMALL TO BE A LICENSE NUMBER.

NOT IF THEY'RE DEALER PLATES.

WHO'D HAVE ACCESS TO A DEALER CAR FIRST THING IN THE MORNING?

6 TO 7 IN THE A.M.?

ONLY WOULD'VE BEEN 4 MECHANICS IN BAY "C" WITH ACCESS

TO THE CAR AT THAT HOUR.

ANY OF THEM OVER 6 FEET TALL?

WHEW. YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF THAT.

[HOOD SLAMS]

HEY!

STOP! POLICE!

[HEAVY PANTING]

YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR CARDIO-VASCULAR, PAL.

WHY'D YOU RUN, DANNY?

2 GUYS I NEVER SEEN BEFORE COMIN' AT ME WITH GUNS.

YOU PUT BOTH YOUR BRAINS TOGETHER AND FIGURE IT OUT.

WE IDENTIFIED OURSELVES AS POLICE.

I'M A COP. YEAH.

I JUST IDENTIFIED MYSELF AS POLICE, TOO.

HA! MAN.

WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY MORNING AT 6:00, DANNY?

I'M A MECHANIC, SO I GUESS I MUST'VE BEEN WORKING ON CARS.

COULD SOMEBODY VOUCH FOR THAT?

SURE. UNLESS I WAS OUT HAVING BREAKFAST.

THEN THEY CAN'T.

I GET A PHONE CALL, RIGHT?

SEE, YOU NEED TO COME UP WITH A BETTER ALIBI THAN THAT, DANNY.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOMETHING MORE THAN PROBABLE CAUSE

IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS STICK.

NOW, YOU CAN LISTEN TO ME

OR YOU CAN WASTE THE U.S. ATTORNEY'S TIME.

Woman: I'M AGENT HALPERN, FBI.

IT'S CONCERNING A MISUNDERSTANDING.

WELL, NOT A MISUNDERSTANDING EXACTLY, BUT AN INCONVENIENCE.

IT'S KIND OF AWKWARD, BUT...

WHAT, ARE YOU NERVOUS?

JUST SPILL IT OUT, HALPERN. COME ON.

YOUR DETECTIVES QUESTIONED DANIEL JOHNSON.

YEAH, SUSPICION OF MURDER.

YES, WELL, HERE'S THE AWKWARD PART.

DANIEL JOHNSON ISN'T DANIEL JOHNSON.

NO KIDDING?

WHO IS DANIEL JOHNSON THEN?

MR. JOHNSON'S REAL NAME IS JOEY MIZELLI.

HE TESTIFIED IN A NARCOTICS STING OPERATION LAST YEAR IN MIAMI

AND HAS BEEN PART OF MY WITSEC CASELOAD FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS.

AND YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE...

IT WOULD BE COUNTERPRODUCTIVE FOR THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM'S PURPOSES

TO KEEP MR. JOHNSON IN CUSTODY.

WELL, IT SEEMS TO ME IT WAS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE

TO THE VICTIM'S FUTURE THAT MR. JOHNSON

RAN HER DOWN AND KILLED HER.

WE DON'T KNOW THAT HE'S GUILTY OF THAT

ARE YOU ASKING TO HAVE HIM RELEASED?

IS THAT WHAT I HEAR?

SIR, FEDERAL ISSUES TAKE PRIORITY OVER THOSE OF THE N.P.D.

PRIORITIZE THIS...AGENT.

WE'RE GOING TO KEEP JOHNSON AROUND FOR A WHILE.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT,

YOU CAN CALL THE ATTORNEY GENERAL. HE'S GOT MY NUMBER.

OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED YOUR IN-BOX.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

DANIEL JOHNSON'S ALREADY BEEN RELEASED.

AN HOUR AGO.

FERRIS, GET AHOLD OF CHIEF NOLAN

AND HAVE HIM REARREST MR. JOHNSON.

SIR, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

WE'LL JUST HAVE HIM RELEASED AGAIN.

AND THEN I'LL ARREST HIM AGAIN.

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE MOTTO OF THE TEXAS RANGERS?

"A LITTLE GUY ALWAYS GETS THE BIG GUY IF HE'S IN THE RIGHT

AND JUST KEEPS ON A-COMIN'."

NPD!

HEY, TEMPLE.

LOOKS LIKE DANNY BOY

WAS PLANNING ON LIVING THE HIGH LIFE FOR A WHILE.

THIS MUST BE HIS PETTY CASH.

RIGHT.

OK.

HEY. OK. THANKS.

IT'S FORENSICS.

THE MONEY WE FOUND IN DANIEL JOHNSON'S APARTMENT...

MM-HMM.

CLEAN. UNTRACEABLE.

MOB MONEY.

WELL, WHEN CASH IS LAUNDERED LIKE THAT, PROBABLY.

HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET.

DANNY BOY'S A MECHANIC, RIGHT?

MAKES WHAT, 20, 30 BUCKS AN HOUR?

ABOUT THAT.

SO WHY DIDN'T HE JUST TAKE HIS 100 GRAND

AND GO FIND SOME BEACH IN MEXICO?

IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT HE'S STICKING AROUND.

NOT UNLESS THAT HUNDRED GRAND WAS JUST A DOWN PAYMENT.

IT WAS INVENTED BY A NAVAL ENGINEER IN WORLD WAR II.

HE WAS TESTING THE TENSION IN SURFACE SPRINGS.

HIS WIFE THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE A GREAT TOY.

OK, MAYBE MR. JOHNSON WASN'T BEING COMPLETELY HONEST WITH ME--

YOU KNOW, WE HAD TO USE ONE OF THESE IN VIETNAM

AS A RADIO ANTENNA? IT WORKED GREAT!

THE FACT IS, THERE'S STILL NOTHING TO PROVE--

OFFICIAL TOY OF PENNSYLVANIA.

DID YOU KNOW THAT? NOW, THAT'S TRUE.

THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY PASSED A BILL.

AM I EVEN BEING HEARD?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HEARING?

I'M HEARING SOMEBODY THAT SCREWED UP BIG TIME,

THEY'RE TRYING TO COVER THEIR, UH...BEHIND.

Kevin: CHIEF.

FORENSICS JUST FINISHED WITH THE VEHICLE.

THEY FOUND A HAIR FIBER FROM BRENDA MIDDLETON.

INSIDE THE CAR.

THEN HE EITHER KNEW HER OR HE TRIED TO ABDUCT HER.

MM-HMM. HOLD UP.

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE VICTIM?

BRENDA MIDDLETON.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

Halpern: BRENDA WAS IN WITSEC 2.

SHE TESTIFIED IN AN ORGANIZED CRIME MATTER IN CHICAGO.

SO YOU'RE SAYING JOHNSON,

WHO'S IN THE WITSEC PROGRAM,

KILLED SOMEBODY ELSE WHO'S IN THE WITSEC PROGRAM?

WHY?

THIS IS WANDA PREVITT, ALSO IN WITSEC.

SHE DIED LAST WEEK IN A DROWNING ACCIDENT IN MAINE.

AT LEAST WE ASSUMED IT WAS AN ACCIDENT UNTIL NOW.

WHAT'S THE CONNECTION?

JASON URBINA.

URBINA CRIME FAMILY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

URBINA'S ABOUT TO GO ON TRIAL IN NEW JERSEY.

WANDA AND BRENDA WERE ON A LIST OF POSSIBLE WITNESSES

FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

URBINA HIRED JOHNSON TO TAKE THEM OUT?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO THINK.

WELL, HOW DOES JOHNSON KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM?

THE WITSEC PROGRAM GIVES THEM NEW NAMES,

IDENTITIES.

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,

IN WITSEC, WE DON'T HAVE THE USUAL RELATIONSHIP OF LAW ENFORCEMENT

TO VIOLATOR. I FUNCTIONED AS A MOTHER FIGURE,

MONEY MANAGER, MARRIAGE COUNSELOR.

YOU GOT FRIENDLY WITH JOHNSON?

NOT FRIENDLY, NO, BUT HE WAS IN AND OUT OF MY OFFICE.

THEY ALL WERE.

MY FILES WERE RIGHT THERE.

BRENDA MIDDLETON'S REAL NAME IS JANET POPOSKY?

THAT'S RIGHT.

WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAMES IN ORDER TO RELOCATE THEM.

IS ANYBODY ELSE ON THE WITNESS LIST FOR THE NEW JERSEY TRIAL?

ONLY ONE THAT I KNOW OF.

SIMONE FAIRGATE, A.K.A. AUDREY LIVERMORE.

WE'VE CHECKED EVERY HOTEL

IN A 10-MILE RADIUS. NO AUDREY LIVERMORE.

OK. LET'S CHECK SIMONE FAIRGATE

AND EXPAND THE RADIUS TO 20 MILES.

6 MANNION MELTS?

OH, YEAH! RIGHT HERE.

THATTABOY.

HERE. KEEP THE CHANGE.

HEY, THANKS A LOT.

ALL RIGHT, FELLAS. LUNCH IS ON ME TODAY.

I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY, SIR.

YEAH. I'M COOL. THANKS.

HERE. EAT 'EM UP. THEY'RE GOOD.

HERE YOU GO, PARRAS.

PARRAS!

HERE YOU GO.

FOOD IS FUEL.

COME ON.

DIG IN.

SIR, HOW ARE WE GOING TO GO ABOUT GETTING TO AUDREY

BEFORE THIS GUY DOES?

WORST CASE,

I PICK HER UP TONIGHT BEFORE SHE STARTS HER SHOW.

NOW, JOHNSON'S PHONE RECORDS INDICATE THAT HE MADE A DOZEN CALLS

LAST MONTH TO A LAWYER BY THE NAME OF...

THOMAS CARRIGAN.

THOMAS CARRIGAN,

WHO SPECIALIZES IN OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS.

MAYBE I SHOULD GO TALK TO THIS LAWYER.

WELL, A LAWYER KNOWS WHERE THE MONEY IS.

WHY DON'T WE JUST KEEP TRACK OF THE LAWYER,

SEE WHO VISITS HIM AND WHERE HE GOES?

YOU LIKE THESE?

THANKS.

PARRAS?

I'M A VEGETARIAN, SIR.

GOOD.

MUENSTER.

NO LOITERING ON THE PREMISES.

I'M WAITING FOR AUDREY LIVERMORE TO TURN UP.

WAIT LONG, YOU'LL MISS THE SHOW.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

AUDREY'S ONSTAGE RIGHT NOW.

SHE CAME IN EARLY TO COVER FOR CRYSTAL.

AH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.

HEY, IT'S A 5-BUCK COVER!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

PSST! AUDREY.

AUDREY.

HI, HONEY.

WRAP IT UP. WE GOT TO GO.

OH, JUST A MINUTE.

NO, WE GOT TO GO NOW.

AUDREY, THERE'S A--

SITUATION.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

WHAT? KEVIN!

OFF THE STAGE.

EVERYTHING'S FINE. DON'T WORRY.

I MADE A PROPOSITION TO YOU THE OTHER NIGHT, KEVIN,

BUT COME ON. NO. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFORMANCE, HONEY.

YEAH, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SAVING YOUR LIFE. LET'S GO.

[BALLOON POPS]

OW! IS THIS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY?

YES, IT IS. NOW GET IN THE CAR.

KEVIN, STOP! STOP IT!

AUDREY, WE GOT TO GO.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

AUDREY. AUDREY!

[POP]

OH! OH.

AT THE RATE AT WHICH YOU'RE LOSING THOSE BALLOONS,

I'D GET IN THE CAR IF I WERE YOU,

BEFORE YOU END UP NAKED. NOW, GET IN!

KEVIN, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY.

AND I KNOW I DID MAKE OVERTURES TOWARDS YOU,

AND EVERY WOMAN LIKES TO BE SWEPT OFF HER FEET,

BUT THIS OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN STUFF IS NOT GOING TO WORK.

THIS ISN'T ROMANCE, AUDREY.

IT ISN'T?

NO. NOW GET IN.

AAH!

[ENGINE STARTS]

[ENGINE STOPS]

GIVE ME THE KEY.

NOT TILL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.

I'M RUNNING OUT OF WAYS TO SAY THIS, AUDREY.

YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER, OK, SO GIVE ME THE KEY.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT STALKER GUY?

KEVIN, I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH JERKS LIKE THAT

SINCE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE.

I MEAN, REALLY, I WISH I HADN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT.

A SWIFT KICK TO THE RIGHT PLACE, HE'D BE GONE.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT SOME PARKING LOT PERVE.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEN?

JASON URBINA.

YOU MEAN THE TRIAL THAT'S TAKING PLACE

IN NEW JERSEY NEXT WEEK?

EXACTLY.

YOUR TESTIMONY IS GOING TO BURY THIS GUY.

OK?

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, HE'S GONNA, LIKE,

TRY TO KILL ME OR SOMETHING?

UH, YEAH.

NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE HAND OVER THE KEY?

KEVIN, I'M IN WITNESS PROTECTION.

AUDREY, GIVE ME THE DAMN KEY!

I HAVE A NEW NAME AND A NEW IDENTITY. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE.

YOU REALLY THINK THAT PUTTING ON A CHEAP WIG

AND HIDING BEHIND A BUNCH OF BALLOONS

IS GOING TO PROTECT YOU FROM A GUY LIKE URBINA?

KEVIN, MY NAME IS SIMONE FAIRGATE.

IN ORDER TO FIND ME, THEY'D HAVE--

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHEAP?

PHILIPPE'S BAR & GRILL...

YOUR LUNCH DATE...

JANET POPOSKY...

SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP.

IS JANET OK?

SHE'S DEAD.

THE KEY, AUDREY.

Parras: WE'RE HERE, CHIEF.

DEBRENO JUST LEFT.

AGENT HALPERN AND I ARE GOING TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HER.

UH-HUH.

WILL DO.

WITNESS PROTECTION.

HELL OF A JOB YOU GUYS DID PROTECTING JANET.

WHY'D YOU GIVE HER A GUN?

IS THAT WHERE THAT GOT TO?

WELL, YOU KNOW, I ONLY BOUGHT THAT GUN

BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE,

YOU KNOW, LIVING AS SQUEAKY CLEAN SIMONE FAIRGATE

INSTEAD OF EXCON AUDREY LIVERMORE.

I MEAN, AUDREY LIVERMORE COULD BARELY QUALIFY FOR, LIKE, A VIDEO RENTAL CARD.

BUT I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF ONE DAY,

"YOU KNOW WHAT, AUDREY, YOU ARE ALSO SIMONE FAIRGATE,

AND SIMONE FAIRGATE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS."

"PROBABLY EVEN BUY A GUN."

SO THAT'S WHAT I DID.

I WASN'T EVER GONNA USE IT.

YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST SO SURPRISED HOW, YOU KNOW,

DECENT, NON-CRIMINAL TYPES CAN GET WHATEVER THEY WANT.

[SNAPS FINGERS] JUST LIKE THAT.

SO I DID. I SHOWED IT JANET AND THAT WAS THE LAST DAY I SAW IT...

SHE MUST'VE LIFTED IT.

AUDREY, THESE ARE THE RULES.

UNTIL YOU LEAVE HERE--

I KNOW! THE RULES.

I DO WHAT YOU SAY, FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS.

CAN'T MAKE ANY PHONE CALLS.

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

WHY DOES ALL THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO ME?

WELL, WITSEC IS VOLUNTARY, AUDREY.

YOU CHOSE IT.

THE NEW IDENTITY, THE MONEY...

HA! THE MONEY?

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY PAY YOU?

900 BUCKS A MONTH!

900 BUCKS A MONTH. THAT'S IT.

FOR ONE YEAR.

AND THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING.

I'LL BET IF I WAS, LIKE, SOME BIG-TIME GANGSTER,

I'D BE IN A MANSION RIGHT NOW.

OR THE PRESIDENT!

DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

THAT IF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

WENT INTO THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM,

YOU'D BRING HIM TO A PLACE LIKE THIS?

I REST MY CASE.

OH, CHECK WITH THE FRONT DESK.

MAKE SURE THEY HAVE THE NEW SCHEDULE.

THANK YOU.

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S MY PERSONAL 2-WAY.

IT SHOULD SOLVE OUR LITTLE COMMUNICATION PROBLEM.

I ALWAYS CARRY IT.

I ALWAYS ANSWER IT.

VERY GOOD.

AND BY THE WAY,

THERE IS NO SECURITY BREACH.

THIS ROOM IS AIRTIGHT.

THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU'LL WIN THE BET.

OBVIOUSLY.

I LOVE A COMPETENT WOMAN.

[SQUEAKING]

WHAT'S WITH THE BALLOONS ANYWAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S JUST PART OF MY SHOW.

YOU KNOW, IN THE OLD DAYS,

MEN USED TO POP 'EM WITH THEIR CIGARETTES.

GEE, THAT'S NOT VERY DEGRADING.

AHEM.

IN THIS NONSMOKING ERA,

WHAT DO THEY DO NOW?

OH, YEAH, I JUST POP 'EM MYSELF.

I THINK I'M THE ONLY BALLOON DANCER THERE IS.

YOU KNOW?

MOST OF THE GUYS JUST SIT THERE LOOKING BORED,

WHICH I THINK IS A REAL SHAME

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, BURLESQUE HAS A VERY RICH HISTORY.

UH-HUH.

AAH! AUDREY, GET DOWN!

AAH! SIT DOWN!

AAH!

[GUNSHOT]

WATCH HER!

DO I NEED THIS DISGUISE?

IT CAN ONLY HELP.

WE'LL TRANSPORT AUDREY TO THE NEW SAFEHOUSE

AS SOON AS IT GETS DARK, CHIEF.

JOHNSON'S PRINTS WERE ALL OVER THE FIRE ESCAPE.

HE SEEMS TO KNOW OUR EVERY MOVE,

SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO SEND OUT A DECOY CAR IN CASE HE'S WATCHING.

GOT IT.

APPARENTLY THE NEW LOCATION IS MORE REMOTE,

SO WE CAN MONITOR THE SURROUNDINGS,

KEEP HIM FROM GETTING CLOSE.

YEAH. NANCY?

YES, CHIEF?

BE CAREFUL.

HE'S GETTING RECKLESS.

YEAH, DEBRENO.

YEAH, MARK CARRIGAN NOW.

YEAH, I MADE A CALL FOR BACKUP JUST IN CASE.

SOUNDS LIKE THIS LAWYER DOES MORE BUSINESS

ON THE STREET THAN IN HIS OFFICE.

ALL RIGHT. TALK TO YOU.

UH-UH, UH-UH!

SHOW ME THAT HAND REAL SLOW.

SHOW ME YOUR HAND!

I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.

I GOT MONEY.

LOTS OF IT.

THE DEAL'S DONE. NOW GIVE ME THE GUN.

I WILL SHOOT YOU.

GIVE IT UP.

RIGHT NOW.

NOW!

YOU SEE NOW, WE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.

THE SOONER YOU TALK, THE EASIER IT'S GOING TO BE ON YOU.

NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

HE WON'T SAY A WORD.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

NOBODY GOING TO SPRING HIM THIS TIME.

THAT LAWYER CARRIGAN DO ANY TALKING?

WELL, YOU CAN'T SHUT HIM UP.

SAID JOHNSON WAS SETTING UP AN OFFSHORE ACCOUNT.

NO TRANSFER OF MONEY?

NO, NOT YET.

CARRIGAN SAID HE WAS GOING TO GET PAID

AT THE END OF THE JOB, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS DONE.

YEAH, AND IT'S JUST ONE TRIGGER PULL AWAY.

I'LL LET PARRAS AND HALPERN KNOW WE GOT OUR GUY.

NO, NOT JUST YET.

WHAT?

IT'S THE ADDRESS OF THE FIRST SAFEHOUSE.

SOMEBODY TIPPED HIM.

ONLY ONE THAT I KNOW OF.

SIMONE FAIRGATE, A.K.A. AUDREY LIVERMORE.

HEY, CHIEF, WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

NANCY, LISTEN TO ME.

I NEED YOU TO KEEP YOUR EXPRESSION COMPLETELY NORMAL,

AND I DON'T WANT HALPERN OVERHEARING THIS CONVERSATION.

I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

AND I NEED YOU TO ACT AS IF EVERYTHING'S FINE.

JUST TALK AS IF WE'RE DISCUSSING SOMETHING ELSE.

SURE.

OK.

AGENT HALPERN IS DIRTY.

SHE'S WORKING WITH JOHNSON.

DID YOU HEAR ME?

COME ON, CHIEF.

IT'S A SPECIAL OCCASION.

HALPERN MAY TRY TO KILL AUDREY HERSELF.

I'VE GOT 6 SQUAD CARS EN ROUTE TO THE SAFEHOUSE.

SO BE READY.

WE'LL TAKE HER DOWN THERE.

I'M HANGING UP NOW.

ALL RIGHT,

BUT IT'S MY TREAT.

HA. IT'S THE CHIEF'S BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK

AND HE WON'T LET ME BUY HIM LUNCH.

IT'S THE SAME EVERY YEAR.

MAKE A LEFT AT THE NEXT INTERSECTION.

A LEFT?

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BAINBRIDGE.

DISINFORMATION. I'VE GOT ANOTHER PLACE SET UP ALREADY.

BETTER LET THE CHIEF KNOW.

LET'S HOLD OFF ON THAT TILL WE GET THERE AND SECURE THE AREA.

CAN NEVER BE TOO CAUTIOUS.

THIS IS IT?

THE SAFEHOUSE IS THIS WAY.

RUN!

WHAT? RUN!

[GUNSHOT]

AAH!

[WHIMPERING]

DROP IT!

GOT A FULL CONFESSION OUT OF JOHNSON.

HE AND HALPERN WORKED OUT THEIR OWN DEAL, HUH?

SELL THEIR SERVICES TO THE JERSEY MOB,

SPLIT THE MONEY, LEAVE TOWN FOR GOOD.

YEAH, SHE HAD THE SECRET WITSEC IDENTITIES,

AND HE DID THE DIRTY WORK.

MATCH MADE IN--WELL,

NOT HEAVEN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

UH-HUH.

GOOD WORK.

SORRY.

HOW'S IT LOOK?

MAKES YOU LOOK MYSTERIOUS.

YEAH.

LIKE A MYSTERIOUS PRIZE FIGHTER.

I GOT TO GO TO THE COURTHOUSE,

SO, UM, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, AUDREY.

YEAH. HEY.

DON'T BEHAVE YOURSELF TOO MUCH, KEVIN.

PLEASE. YOU KNOW ME.

"MAKES YOU LOOK MYSTERIOUS."

STOP. HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.

YEAH, RIGHT.

YO GOT TO STAY HIDDEN THIS TIME, AUDREY.

REALLY HIDDEN.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

MAYBE I'LL SEND YOU A POST CARD FROM TIME TO TIME.

YOU'LL KNOW IT'S FROM ME BECAUSE

IT'LL HAVE A LITTLE TINY CIRCLE UP IN THE CORNER.

A CIRCLE?

MM-HMM.

LIKE A BALLOON.

I'LL BE LOOKING FOR IT.

SEE YA, DARLIN'.

OW.

OH, PAGE. HI.

NO JOKE.

IF THERE REALLY IS A SECURITY FLAW IN THIS ROOM,

YOU NEED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.

YOU GOT THAT PAGER I GAVE YOU?

WHAT? YEAH.

HERE.

NOW, THIS WOULD NOT NORMALLY BE

A PIECE OF FABRIC.

IT WOULD BE SEMTEX OR C-4.

OR SOME OTHER I.E.D.--

IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICE.

YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME.

NO, NO, NO. TERRORISTS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE.

THEY'RE NOT REAL HONEST THAT WAY.

OK.

WE HAD A BET.

DINNER?

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE I'M NOT ALREADY INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE?

I'M A DETECTIVE.

FINE. DINNER.

HEY, I, UH... I DON'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER.

YOU'RE A DETECTIVE.

FIGURE IT OUT.

VALET CATERING SERVED THE SHELLFISH.

EXCUSE ME?

I HAD MEL BUTTERFIELD RUN THE TESTS.

THE MANNION MELT WAS PERFECT.

THE FOOD POISONING WAS CAUSED BY SOME BAD SHELLFISH.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. JACK, BACK UP.

5 PEOPLE GOT SICK.

2 OF THEM HAD ATTENDED A GALLERY OPENING.

THE OTHER 3 HAD BEEN TO A FUND-RAISER

ONE HOUR BEFORE EATING AT ANGELO'S.

BOTH EVENTS WERE CATERED BY...

VALET CATERING.

BAD SHRIMP.

IS THAT GOOD COP WORK OR WHAT?

HA HA HA!

SO THEY ATE THE TAINTED FOOD,

THEY CAME TO SEQUOIA'S, THEY ORDERED THE MANNION MELT.

MY FRIEND, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

HA HA HA.

ONCE MORE AS I'M LEAVING.

YOU'RE A GENIUS, JACK MANNION!

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

[DEEP SIGH]

Angelo: SORRY, CHIEF.

NO, I UNDERSTAND.

I APPRECIATE YOU GOT MY GOOD NAME BACK,

BUT, UH, ONCE A THING LIKE THIS HAPPENS,

WELL...

ANGELO, COME ON.

THE SEQUOIAN MELT

DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME PANACHE AS A MANNION MELT,

YOU KNOW?

MANNION MELT.

I GOT THE TOMATOES YOU WANTED.

THE VINE-RIPENED TOMATOES?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THEY COST?

MMM. YEAH.

YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO GROW

A SQUARE TOMATO?

SQUARE TOMATO?

OH, YEAH, YEAH. TRYING.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

NO! SO THAT THEY CAN STACK THEM IN BOXES.

YOU KNOW, ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.

IT'S JUST AMAZING, BUT YOU KNOW A VINE-RIPENED TOMATO--

AFTER YOU--

IS NOT GOING TO TASTE AS GOOD ON A SEQUOIA MELT

AS IT WOULD ON A MANNION MELT.

I ASKED FOR THE VINE-RIPENED TOMATO

SPECIFICALLY FOR THE MANNION MELT.

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