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Oh my god, I can't believe I ripped this.

Oh, I'm an idiot.

Oh my god.

That's what I get for buying the fucking cheapest costume in the store.

Oh, I'm so fucked.

Towels. Maybe there's some towels in here.

Oh, what is this? The only bathroom in the world that doesn't have towels?

Oh, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? Fuck.

Hopefully my stepsisters are still here.

Yeah. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

It's my step bro.

Just ignore it.

I can't. I told my mom I would watch him at the party and she'll fucking kill me

if anything happens to him.

What? Please tell me you're still at the party. I really need you.

Yes? What could I possibly do for you? I'm kind of busy.

I need you to come help me. I ripped my costume and my dick's hanging out.

That sounds like a you problem. Sorry, bro.

No, if you don't help me, I'm telling mom.

Please, come on, please.

Fine, where are you at, you fucking twerp? The upstairs bathroom.

Please come quick.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

I'll be there in a minute.

Ah, thank you.

We gotta finish this up, Brad.

I need you to hurry up. My stepbrother's waiting.

Oh, fuck.

Wow, give the girl a warning first.

This isn't funny. What am I supposed to do?

Honestly, it's hilarious.

But let's look for something to cover you up with.

Well, it's not something to cover you with.

But they have a sewing kit.

Do you know how to use that?

Yes, but you really fucking owe me one.

Can you stand up?

Thank you.

Can you please say so?

Yes I'm trying.

It'd be a lot easier if you would stay still.

Oh my god, you gotta take it off. I can't do this with your dick slapping me

around the face.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Hey, open up. I need to use the bathroom. I've been waiting here

forever. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. What do we do?

Relax. I'll take care of it.

Hey, we're gonna need it for a little bit longer.

What the fuck? Come on. Get out of there.

Hold on a second.

I'm sure there's something we can work out. Oh yeah?

I'm tempted.

My brother's having a crisis in there.

Yeah, of course. Whenever you want.

Thank you.

Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween.

You really owe me one for... Wait, were you jacking off in here?

Well,

what's one more today, I guess?

Oh, Jesus.

Fucking crazy stuff, sis.

Just like it runs in the family.

Oh.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I'm gonna dig around my face again

This

is

come

feel nice and warm

Mmm.

There's still tons in there.

It's just terrible.

Thanks, I owe you one. More like three.

Alright, let's go party.