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Okay,

I'll do those. Should work.

Perfect. Alright, get those shoes on.

Oh my gosh, this is coming together so well.

All right, last touches and I think I'll be ready to go.

There we go So I

was just walking by I

was gonna go out and then I look like you were getting ready to fight crime so

I just figured You did catch me right before I was getting ready to go to the

comic convention and I'm Kim possible What do you think I made it myself?

Wait, wait, wait. Have you ever done anything like that? What?

Sweetie, what do you mean? Sweetie, I am the king of cosplay.

No way.

Yes. All of Tulsa, I was the king.

How did my dad want to tell me this? I won I don't know how many contests of

all kinds.

Wow. Well, do you have any tips for me?

Well, I mean, I mean, actually, you know, if you really want to win the

judges over, right? Yes.

You got to find something, you know.

edgier, you know? You gotta make sure that when they see you, they know you're

the total package.

I mean, that makes sense, but I thought I did a pretty good job. I mean, I did

follow an online tutorial.

Did you just say tutorial?

Yes! Oh my god, tutorial is for amateurs, sweetie.

Are you serious?

Yes, I thought I was being smart by doing that. Oh my god. Hello, you have

your uncle here who has an eye for fucking detail.

okay i'll make sure that i help you out and but i gotta take very

precise measurements okay i'm gonna make sure everything fits but wouldn't that

mean i would have to get undressed for you to take measurements okay yeah i get

it it's not to be weird or anything okay but this is professional okay this is

this is about winning

Contest, okay? Yeah, but I don't know if I can get undressed in front of my

uncle.

Sweetie, come on. Just look at me as like your private tailor.

You know?

And you know, I do have an eye for... Did I ever show you all my trophies in

the garage?

I'll have to take a look. Oh my god, come on.

Okay, I mean... I've never lost... I've never entered a cosplay competition and

lost.

Okay. So, trust your uncle. Come on.

I guess so. I mean, if you say so, I really want to win and I really want to

impress my friends.

Okay, so look, this is what I'm going to do, okay? I'm going to run, I'm going to

grab my measuring tape, come back over here, and let's get to work, all right?

Okay, I'll get undressed. Good way.

Just go down to your undies and then I'll make sure that I get all the right

measurements, okay?

Okay, thanks, Uncle. All right, be right back. Okay.

I don't know.

This is kind of weird, right?

It's a bit much, but I really, really want to win.

Okay.

Shoes off.

Okay. I mean, this is what it takes.

I'm not taking these off, that's staying on.

Okay, I mean, I guess I'm ready now.

Oh, hi, uncle.

Oh, hi.

So, I'm imagining a meal.

Okay. Ready?

I guess.

What do you need to start with first? First thing we will start with is these

arms. Okay.

Kind of thin but uh, it's okay. We've got to showcase, you know those biceps.

Okay. Yeah, you're right. I want to be sure Let me see. Let me start off over

here. Okay Okay,

I see that okay

now Breathe in breathe in.

Do I need to?

No Trust your uncle. Okay.

Okay. Go ahead and just breathe in

Get a measurement over here.

Okay, I got that one.

Do you have to do the bust?

Well, of course.

Okay. You want to make sure it's nice and tight. I love that.

Get in here.

Okay.

Let me go in here.

I'm getting the right measurement.

Let me see.

Okay, give me a second.

I'm getting the right measurement.

What's wrong?

Uncle, your hands. You're touching me.

Oh, I'm just getting the circumference. I got to make sure, you know, it's nice

and snug.

Okay, you just seem to linger. You know what? Spread your legs. Let me make sure

I get your...

Inner thigh.

Okay. Is that necessary?

Do you want to win the competition or not? Yes, I do. I'll go. Okay, fine.

Okay, so come on.

This is strictly professional, okay?

If you say so. Right up to here.

Okay,

bring it back to here.

Okay.

Nice and tight.

Is that tight?

It feels tight enough. Yeah?

Plenty tight.

Okay.

All right, I got that one. You know what?

Turn around.

Turn around. Let me get the butt.

Let me see.

Go over here.

Start right here.

All right.

Did you get it?

I'm trying to.

It's a nice butt. I mean, it's...

Yep, getting the measurement.

Okay.

All right.

You know what?

You know what? While you're here, no, stay.

Yeah, you know what?

I'm going to need you to put your leg up.

For what?

You know what?

I'm going to have to check your flexibility.

Can you even measure flexibility?

Yes, yes, you can.

Trust me, okay? Trust me. Okay.

From here, all the inseam in here.

Oh, you're touching my vagina.

Sorry, sorry. I was just trying to be professional here.

Okay.

Did you get it?

Yeah, yeah. Definitely got it.

Okay.

You know what?

Based off of your measurements,

I might have an outfit in the garage.

Really? Yeah, that might fit you perfectly.

You know what?

How about you meet me out in the living room and I'll go to the garage and we'll

grab it. Okay. Thank you, Uncle. I really appreciate the help. Of course.

Anything to make sure you win, okay?

Thank you, Uncle. I appreciate it.

What the fuck just happened?

you know what see now that's a winner okay but you you you acted up a little

scared kitten what's wrong with you uncle look at this it's showing so much

skin i'm practically naked what what are you talking about look at me this is a

winner i don't know look it fits nice and tight this is what i'm talking about

look it's a little too tight i feel exposed

Oh my God.

Exposed? Are you serious?

Yes. Do you want to win or not?

I mean, obviously I want to win, but can this skimpy little outfit?

Listen. Listen.

Listen to me, okay?

I said listen to me. You gotta listen to your uncle.

Alright? Don't you fucking laugh. This is serious.

This is serious, okay?

Do you want to win or not? I do. I want to win.

So then shut the fuck up and let's fucking do this, okay?

We're going to start with some fucking poses. Okay.

Just pop it out, okay, and then you just go side to side

Like that, okay?

Pop your chest out.

I'm okay, Uncle.

Come on, come on.

Just like that. You see?

Just like that. You do the little pee-pee dance.

Okay? What is a pee-pee dance?

Okay?

I'm okay.

All right? Don't you fucking laugh.

All right? Come on, back and forth.

Come on.

There you go. You feel that?

Yeah, I definitely feel something.

Okay?

Now you're going to do the bend and snap.

Okay? What the fuck is a bend and snap?

You don't know what a bend and snap is? Are you serious? Am I supposed to?

Listen, listen.

You're gonna go like this, bend over.

Alright? Do you feel it? Do you feel the bend? Yes, I feel it, uncle.

You feel the bend?

Yes, I feel it. And then now you just snap.

Okay? You feel that? Yes, I feel it.

Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not doing it. You're not doing it. When you

snap, you gotta snap.

Okay? You gotta snap all the way back.

okay bring out that chest okay okay all right we're gonna try it again okay all

right ready now you bend all right you feel it yes i feel it all right now snap

there you go all right like that just like that okay okay just like that do

you feel that okay listen listen remember what i was talking to you about

sacrifice yeah okay

Remember that? Yes, I remember, Uncle.

Okay, so now you're going to go ahead.

You're going to sit down.

Why?

Because, you know, you want to win the competition, right? Yeah, I do.

Well, it's called a little private demonstration to the judges.

I didn't hear anything about a private demonstration to judges.

What do you mean? All the cosplayers do. That's not a thing.

yes it is they all do it i don't know okay okay i mean you are the king of

cosplay so so you want to win right yes show me what to do all right you know

what you're gonna go ahead and i'm gonna turn your knees you know that yeah just

like that and then you're gonna bend over bend over bend over just like that

yep just like that what i see this you see that right there you see that right

uncle Yes, I see that. No, you're going to stay on for a minute.

Okay, okay.

All right, you see that?

Right there? I see it, I see it, I promise.

Okay, you feel that stretch? Uh-huh.

It's so tight.

You see? Uh-huh. You see?

There you go, just like that.

Just like that, okay? Oh, you're giving me a wedgie. Yeah, yeah, you see?

That's what you got to give them, okay?

What? That's the kind of clothes you got to give them. I don't think this is

necessary.

Okay. Yes, it is.

All right. Do you trust me? Yes, I trust you, uncle. All right.

You trust me? Yes, I trust you.

You trust your uncle? Yes.

What are you doing?

I think I just got your food in my mouth.

You trust me? I trust you.

Uncle,

why are you kissing me?

Listen, you want to win, right? Yes. You want to win? Yeah.

That's what all the cosplayers do.

How do you know so much about this?

I used to be a judge.

Oh.

That makes sense, right?

I guess.

Trust me.

You want to win.

This is wrong.

You are so fucking right.

You want to win, don't you?

You want to fucking win?

Uh-huh. You want to win? Uh-huh.

Yes, I want to win. You want to win? Yes, I want to win. Are you committed to

winning the fucking cosplay? I guess.

Yeah? Yeah?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

It's really low.

I like that. You see?

Now you show me commitment.

You see?

Yes.

I see Uncle.

You're quite rough, uncle.

Am I rough? Am I not rough enough?

Your hands are so big and strong.

This is so wrong.

This is so wrong. Are you sure? This is so wrong.

Are you hard for me?

Oh, you are so dirty.

I don't think I should be touching you like that.

Pretend I'm one of those judges, okay? Okay. And I want you to show me how

committed you are. Okay.

To you.

cosplay character okay okay i need you to show me okay okay all right this

is what they're gonna put you through okay really yeah no is this serious yes

it is do you trust your uncle i don't know oh

uncle you're undressing me

i know you said you trust me right

I guess.

Yeah, you trust me?

I don't think I really have a choice.

Wow.

I didn't know my ass could jiggle like that.

How bad do you want to win?

I really, really want to win. How bad do you want to show all your friends? I

really want to prove them wrong. They think I'm going to lose. They think I'm

a big loser.

No, no, no, no, no.

You're always the winner in my book. Okay.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yeah. Just like that. Mm-hmm.

Oh, don't eat that.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Okay?

You do what I tell you to do, okay? Okay.

Okay, Uncle.

All right? Yes.

Say uncle.

Uncle.

Uncle.

You want to lose that competition?

No. I'll walk away.

No, no, no, no, no. Please don't walk away. You know everything about this.

Okay, then you submit yourself to me, okay? Okay.

All right? Okay, uncle.

Okay, how about you do it?

I'll prove myself, okay?

Yes, I'll prove it to you. I'll prove myself.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh,

my

God.

Yes.

Is this what you want? Nice and oil in there.

Yeah, spread those fucking legs for me, yeah.

So slippery.

Oh, yes.

Look at that sexy fucking body right there.

Yeah, they're gonna fucking love this.

Oh, yeah, they're gonna love this.

Oh, yeah.

You're definitely going to win this video.

Yeah.

Oh my goodness.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Uncle.

Yeah. That seems like a step too far.

Yeah.

You said you wanted to win the competition, right? Yes, yes.

I wanted to get you ready for when you step in that competition.

Is this what they mean to see?

Yeah, I told you.

I was a fucking judge.

Yes.

I'm guessing the winners were always women.

Really getting in there

More oil?

Don't we have enough of this?

I

don't

know how I'm supposed to feel right now.

This is very confusing for me.

You want to win, right?

Okay, so trust your uncle. Trust your uncle, okay?

Okay. You trust your uncle?

I trust your uncle.

I trust you.

How bad do you want to win?

I really, really want to win. Do you?

It's been a dream of mine all year.

I got really excited when I thought about winning.

Only shit though!

I think I'm starting to warm up now.

Yeah, I know. We're going to take care of you. Okay.

We're going to make sure you're very prepared, okay?

Okay. So you can win that competition, okay?

Okay, Uncle.

Say, fuck my friends, alright?

Wait, what?

You can fuck all your friends. You can say, fuck my friends.

Oh, that's what you mean.

Listen, you look prettier when you're not talking.

Okay? Okay.

All right? The judges are not going to accept all this back talk.

Okay? Back talking? Do you want to win yes or no? Yes!

Okay, so then look, just shut it.

Okay. All right?

Okay. Just sit there and fucking enjoy it, okay?

Let's put some more fucking oil on those fucking titties.

All right?

They're not oily enough.

Yeah, they look pretty shiny to me.

Didn't I just tell you to not talk? I'm sorry.

All right?

All right? OK.

Is this better?

See?

Just don't know how to stay quiet, do you?

Mm-hmm. Huh?

Mm-hmm.

See? See, there you go.

Yeah.

There you go.

See, now you're listening to your uncle.

Am I doing a better job? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Okay,

uncle. You could have just told me.

Get down. You know what? Open your fucking mouth. Why?

Open your fucking mouth. Why?

Because I'm going to give you a fucking prop.

For you to fucking play with. Okay?

I don't think she has any props in the... Here. Here. Here.

Yes. Yes.

What? Yeah.

Here with that fucking prop.

There you go. Oh, yeah.

Put that dick back in your mouth. Yeah.

I'm choking.

You don't want to? You don't want to?

Why don't you shut the fuck up and just put that cock back in your mouth.

You fucking talk, you can't talk in my mouth, okay?

I'm trying to make you fucking win, okay?

Sit the fucking time out, sit the fucking time out.

Make sure the fucking cough doesn't come out of your mouth, okay? Okay.

All right?

That's what you want from me? Yeah.

Yeah, I want you to fucking win. Don't you want to win?

Don't you want to win? That's why I'm doing this. I'm doing this for you,

okay?

There you go right there right there

What I told you about talking back? What I told you about talking back?

There you go, there you go.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

There you go.

There you go. Show me how bad you want it. There you go. Show me how bad you

want it.

There you go.

Ooh, there you go.

There you go. Show me. Show me. Show me how bad you want it.

Go ahead. Play with that fucking prop.

Play with that fucking prop. There you go.

There you go. Just like that.

Ooh, yeah. There you go.

Ooh, there you go.

Ooh, yeah. That's my good niece.

That's my good fucking niece right there. Keep going. Don't you fucking

stop. Don't you fucking stop.

You want to fucking lose? You don't want to lose.

Okay, but what do you think is going to happen if you stop in the middle of the

fucking... You're going to fucking lose, so keep going. You got to keep going all

the way.

Oh, yeah.

See?

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Oh, yeah, there you go. That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, right there, right there, right there. Show me how bad you want it.

Show me how bad you fucking want it.

Whoa, there you go, there you go.

I can't go to the comic convention looking like this.

Didn't I just tell you to shut up? Yes, I'm sorry. Didn't I tell you to shut up?

Yes. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Turn around. Turn around.

Turn around. Come here.

Come here.

Put the fucking cup back in your mouth. Okay.

All right? Put the fucking cup. Oh, there you go.

Oh, yeah.

There you go. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. There you go.

Just like that. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Just like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, he likes it.

He's like, oh.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, fuckers.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

You don't know what challenges you're gonna face in this fucking competition,

right? So you wanna fucking be ready for all comers, okay?

All fucking covers. You gotta be ready for all covers.

Just like that.

Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ooh, yes, put that cup back in your mouth. Put that fucking cup back in your

mouth.

Ah, ah, yes, yes.

Ah, ah.

Ooh, yeah.

Ah.

Ooh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, there you go.

Ooh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Give me that face that I like.

Give me that fucking face that I like. Cross your fucking arms.

There you go. There you go. You see? You gotta be ready. There you go. You see?

You better be ready for all characters.

There you go.

Oh yeah, there

you go. Nice and sloppy. Just like that. Just where your own

flight's at.

Oh yes, yes, yes. Just like that.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my

god

That's so fucking tight. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Is this what you want?

Oh, shit.

Uncle. This is crazy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh

You're a fucking winner. I'm not a fucking quitter. You're a fucking

winner. You're gonna be a fucking... You're gonna be a winner.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, yeah.

Show me your flexibility.

I'm not as nice as you are.

I kind of do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Don't you fucking take it out. Don't you take it out. Nobody told you to take it

out. Okay.

Nobody told you to take it out.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

You're gonna be like that? Fuck, I'm gonna cum. Yeah, you're gonna cum?

Yeah? Yeah, come for your uncle. Come for your uncle.

Oh, fuck, uncle.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, taste your fucking cum.

Taste your fucking cum.

Yeah? Yep, ready to jump.

Oh fuck yes!

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah,

just like that.

Get back in me

Oh my fucking god, yes, uncle, please fuck me like that.

Make me a fucking winner.

Make me a winner, please, uncle. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

Just shut the fuck up and suck on my fucking fingers.

Retain all my fucking cock.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh my god, you look so sexy when you're fucking quiet.

Stick my whole fucking mouth in.

Oh, yeah. Stick my whole fucking mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my. Oh, fuck.

Help me out.

You like looking at my oiled up body like that?

It needs to be smocked.

Yeah, I've done a lot of you.

I've been good for you.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Fuck,

yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, like that.

It's really so nice and open for you, uncle.

Yeah.

Yeah,

you see? I

love that. Just like that.

You see?

Now I want you to be naughty to me

See how flexible you are.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You're making me cum, uncle.

Oh my goodness, uncle.

Oh my

god,

uncle. You're treating me like such a slut.

Okay, okay.

Oh my god!

Oh, fuck!

Oh my god!

I wanna win!

I wanna win!

I can't go!

I can't go!

Oh my god!

You wanted a little nasty bitch didn't you?

You want to fucking listen? Okay.

You want to listen?

Okay,

uncle.

Here you go. Here you go.

Watch your fucking eyes.

Watch your fucking ears.

Here you go.

Oh my god.

Here we go.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, yes!

Yes, whatever you say

Yes, uncle.

Yes, uncle. Give me your fucking cock.

Oh,

fuck.

There you go.

There you go, just like that. Yes, is that what you want?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You know what?

See if you learned your lesson. You ready? Okay, yes.

So bend.

And now snap.

One more time.

That was good enough. Bend.

All right, you feel it?

You feel it?

Now snap.

There you go.

There you go. Good fucking job.

Good job.

Good job.

What are you gonna do taste your fucking pussy

Why is my uncle eating me out?

Only my boyfriend's will fit in that.

Fuck. Yeah, just like that, uncle. I'm gonna go.

Yeah.

Yeah, I can come.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, you fucking uncle's mouth. Yes!

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Just like that.

Just like this. Oh, yeah. There you go. There you go. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Give it to me give it to me

Give it to me.

Oh, my goodness.

I can see you. Oh,

my

goodness. Oh, my goodness.

I want you to fucking taste your fucking pussy.

Open your fucking mouth.

Open your fucking mouth.

Yes, yes, yes.

oh yes uncle yes

yes uncle

Oh, fuck.

Oh yeah, that's so cool.

Oh yeah.

Let me feel it.

Oh yeah.

I can't move. I can't move.

Get on the floor. Right there.

Right there. Take it right there.

Take it right there.

Yeah. Yeah, give it to me. Oh, God, give it to me. Stay right there.

Stay right there.

Stay right there. I can't fucking move. Just like that.

Just like that. Yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Give it to me. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Right there.

I just want you to be prepared, right?

That's a good beer.

You swallowed it all, Uncle?

You know what? You're definitely going to win first place. You think so?

Yeah, you're definitely going to get that big trophy. Yeah, yeah. Maybe

tomorrow you can help me with my victory speech.

Tomorrow? Why not? Just start today.

Start of what?

Look, look, look, look.