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here goes nothing

hello hi babe yes

everything's good everything's good okay

except for like one thing

you already know what I'm gonna say

yep it's about Kyle

I no I I understand he's like your buddy from college

I really do and that was forever ago and you know

romance blah blah blah blah

but I I can't do this he's been here for two months

he was supposed to be here for two days and he says oh

I'm gonna leave soon but what is Kyle's definition of soon

soon could mean two years

and you don't have to deal with them all the time

cause you're at work all day

I do like I don't mind seeing Kyle like here and there

but I just having him at the house for this long

especially like when neither of us were planning on it

is just getting to be an inconvenience

I know I know you don't hurt his feelings because like

no no no

no listen

I just don't know him that well

I just met him when he came to visit and hasn't left

so I don't want to look like the bitchy wife who's telling him to go

like he's your friend you need to talk to him

does that make sense

okay

okay alright

I'm glad we're on the same page baby

not trying to give you a hard time or maybe I will later

alright love you bye

he's not gonna do anything

he's just not I gotta do this myself

Kyle

oh my God Kyle

it is a mess in here Jesus

just uh

just kick the clothes into a pile

I'll get them later no

how about you sir

give me that come on

the game's on can't this wait

no actually

I can't I need to talk to you right now

oh my god this place is a pigsty Kyle

you know we like to keep a really clean house

you've seen the rest of it shit

you've been here for like two months relax

it's fine no

I know I know Marcus thinks it's fine

but clearly I don't and you seem to not care

what's the big idea here what's your problem

the big idea is you were supposed to be here for two days

then it turned into two weeks and now it's two months

no no no

I talked to Marcus it's cool

of course Marcus doesn't care that you're here

you're like his buddy from college and he's at work all day

and you guys just have beers whenever he gets home

like you're just a little hangout buddy at the end of the day

like he and I don't even spend time together anymore

no no no

that's okay he told me it's told you he likes having me here

it's fine he invited me to stay

it's cool not for this long

and in case you haven't noticed

it's Marcus's and I's house anymore

not just his place it's not like when

back in the day when you used to come in between like

all of your jobs and hang out with him for months on end

those days are over he's married now look

look get used to it

alright honey

I get it you're grouchy

you deal with like a I'm not grouchy

I'm seriously I am not grouchy

I'm frustrated there's a difference

yes I'm sure

I'm sure

being married to him would leave you very frustrated and unsatisfied

I I don't know

that is not but no

that is not what that is that is not what that is

we go way back no

we are doing great I'm doing great

my marriage thank you very much

I'm sure I mean

I know Marcus I don't

you don't have to lie to me

why not lie about what

I mean come on

we both know him he's kinda he

no he does

I I can't believe I'm having this conversation with you

but Marcus does well he does fine

he does fine OK

no OK

maybe OK

he does fine I don't know fine

I admit it he does OK

haha I say the word fine

that's

I don't know I know him pretty well

I have no idea how he landed a woman like you but

as rude as that is to him

I guess I

look this is our

this is mine and his thing

this is what we've always done

you know

just chill we watch the game

there's still the tournament still on

I don't really give a fuck honestly

you need to expect us not to watch

I want to use my own TV I want to use my own TV

I don't want you to keep using my TV and laying out in my living room

you just you don't get it

this is our thing like we've been doing this for years

like I am aware and that's fine

that's gotta end now Marcus isn't single anymore

someone else lives here too

this isn't your guys little buddy bachelor pad anymore

I mean kind of

I mean how again

he's with someone he's not a bachelor anymore

you are but he's not

come on I mean

he I think he likes having me here

but I don't

what is it what is it gonna take to get you out of here

also to I would just like to point out

it is wildly inappropriate

that you are constantly walking out of the shower

either you walked out naked

like straight up naked before

and maybe that was fine when you guys were just hanging out

crashing together

but it's not appropriate for you to be naked in front of me

even if it's not on purpose

it's still just it's it's not appropriate

oh that is funny coming from you

I saw your look that mean linger

what does that mean I saw your look

I did not mm hmm no

I didn't you did

no I no

I didn't you certainly did not seem offended at how inappropriate was

at the time you actually

I seemed very interested I was not

I was just caught off guard

I was not interested

I know you're not used to seeing that kind of size um

we're not here to talk about my

I mean we're not here to talk about my husband's penis size

however

average it may be

which is generous you've seen it

I'm not putting them out there

we were in a frat together

I know yeah

I love him I really love him

great guy um

we both know yeah we know

um look

can I just get back to the game here

no actually

what is it gonna take for you to leave

I I

clearly he's never gonna ask you to leave

I've asked you I've dropped a million hints

we've had this conversation before

this is I

I listen I need you out

you don't care that I want you up okay

do I have to straight up bribe you

I have money Mark's like make plenty of money

I can pay you pay you to get out

I'm good on that I'm here to check out houses anyway

I still haven't even found the house I wanna buy

so you don't need money that's not

I thought you were lying maybe

but um I mean

it's not like you don't have anything to offer

oh my God haha

um

alright

I feel like you women like you guys tag team

sorry I cut you off you

you and Marcus tag team girls together before in college right

um

yeah and the yeah

as a frat of course and he's like

you tag team like one of his girlfriends together

and he never minded what having what

well having you fuck his girl

I don't really know if he minded

but she was happy about it

so

I hate I hate that I believe you

I hate that I believe you

um yeah you believe me

you wouldn't have to know

right yeah no

no and I

I would totally leave your space and get

get out of here and get my own hotel room

I mean I mean honestly

I think you need it as much as I want it

you're not oh

I hate that you're not wrong

hahaha does that make you a little curious

it

I fucking hate you it does

alright so if we do this

you're you're gonna fucking leave

I'll leave right after you leave right

like you will go get your bags

yep and get out

I'll leave right after and you're not gonna say a word no

no ever

of course not I don't need to hear him whining about it

of course not and I don't need to get divorced

so just one more thing okay

it has to be in your guys'bed

oh

you know what I caught him watching some weird shit on our bed before

fuck him yeah

let's do it

alright give me five minutes

come on in here don't get shy on me now

come here

don't worry this is just what you need

I don't know about that why don't you do a nice striptease for me

you've got a big cock to get hard

okay

I'm already regretting this

but this far already Greg would kill me

may as well just get this over with and get you out of my house

turn around come on

you know how to do this you know how to get a big cock hard

don't you

I mean yeah

it's been a while but yeah

you sure this isn't like we

we can be done now this haha no

fuck yeah

mm hmm

this body deserves treatment from a real man

deserves treatment from

well why don't you take a look

oh

huh no wonder you're such an asshole

it's even bigger close up doesn't it

yeah it does

I mean I'll give you that much

didn't quite grasp the size

just getting a peek from down the hall

when I was coming out of the shower

I was not peeking but

fine fine

I just okay

fine I looked

I looked are you fucking happy

yeah well

you could do more than look

now have your fun with it

now's your chance to enjoy a nice big cock

I don't even know I'm gonna like fit my mouth over it

it's huge

Jesus slut

I mean you've seen Marcus

you see I don't know if you remember specifics

but um

it's like two of his I get the idea wow

and it's super thick

come on don't be shy now touch it

oh wow

it feels huge in my hand

let's try

no no

I'm not not gonna enjoy this

I'm just doing this to get you out of here

of course of course

no one said I had to like anything

wow

this really explains your whole fucking personality

no wonder girls put up with you

yes a lot of us do a lot for a big dick

I guess

I mean you're just huge

that's that's the word I would use

ah

that's right get it going

okay

uh huh

yeah

uh huh

a little more of a mouthful than you're used to

no no

I'm not here to have any fun

you're gonna have lots of fun

but I'm I'm just here to get the fuck out of my house

of course it's the only

you want right now I'm not gonna give you just for my own pride alone

I'm not gonna give you a bad blowjob

so I'm not enjoying this but I'm not gonna do a bad job

of course to be very fucking clear

yeah

you're sure not are you

yes

hold my fucking hair be a gentleman for once in your fucking life God

oh you know just what to do with it once you get a big cock like this

just just

just for my own pride

hmm of course yes

so it has nothing to do with you

yeah just like that

Tá Tão Boa hahaha

wow hahaha

ah

so

ah

oh yes

ah

yeah

oh fuck

let me help you let's help you do that a little better

oh mmm

oh

ah

mmm

I catch a little smile there

you couldn't be smiling about this

could you be no you didn't

just a look of extreme annoyance

of course of course

alright I gave you head are you good

I don't know do you feel satisfied or not

do you feel satisfied yet

I mean no

but it's a blow job

but we better make sure you're satisfied then for once

fuck it we already went this far

may as well you're not ugly

yeah I know

this pussy this pussy has been deprived haha

oh pussy like this

having to put up with just tiny little cocks

it's the biggest that's a travesty

you're not the biggest haha

that's a travesty with a perfect little pussy like this

I might have to get it really wet and warmed up for this one to fit

this is what you do to all those girls you fight over all the time huh

I don't know

you can do too

definitely do too

it's okay no

no you can moan no

you can moan with pleasure

no I'm not gonna stop

I won't tell him

I won't tell him how you better fucking not happy you look

I'll be moving out not you

and while you're here I guess you should just suck on it

that's what I guess you can suck my clip hard

hmm hmm might not fit if I don't get you nice and ready though hahaha

hmm

well

nope

the fact that it's getting super wet couldn't possibly be a sign that

oh my God whatever I mean

I have somebody eating me out

of course I'm gonna get wet

like it doesn't even matter who anybody could do this I would be what

do to do to do to

ugh

MMM

hmm

ugh

are you sure the thought of getting spread open by a giant cock

isn't what's helping make you wet

um haha haha

uh

no

why don't we see how that does though

I say could could be anyone doing this oh my God

I haven't stretched out like that in so long that's right

I'm not used to it anymore

this pussy's overdue for some of this like

fucking shrink back up

ah uh

huh

ah uh huh ah uh huh ah

oh my God

oh my God shut up

oh my God yes

yes yes

oh it's big

it's big it's big it's big

oh oh oh

stretch me out

just do it just do it just do it

oh my God it's been so fucking long

shit

ah ah ah

fuck fuck

fuck ah

ugh ugh

fuck ah

fine it feels so fucking good fine

oh my God it feels so fucking good

yes

yes yes yes

put your fingers in my mouth

put your fucking fingers in my mouth

I'm gonna tell him that I love you right

no no

that'll be our little secret

I knew you'd come around

it hurts but I like it

it hurts but I fucking like it yes

you press down on me

press down on me all your fucking body can handle it

can handle it shit yes

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh

my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh

my God

ah

oh my God I'm coming

I'm coming I'm coming

if this doesn't work this doesn't work

please come harder fuck ah shit yes

it's still coming it's still fucking coming

oh

baby oh yeah

what was it that made you come so hard

it was a big fucking dick in me hahaha

about time there is

oh shit

slide it in and out like that

you know what I think you're off

the hook maybe I should just leave right now

that's what you want right

no no

no no

I what no listen

don't you don't have to leave

you don't have to leave no

well why don't you tell me what is it that you want now

fine you're gonna make me say it aren't you

fine I want a fucking big dick

that's right you do

alright why don't you sit on it then

come here get it nice and wet first

yes

this is your chance to get a nice big cock you use your opportunity

mm

hmm

yes you take advantage of having this big cock at your disposal

yeah

there you go it's been forever

yes

oh shit yes

yes yes yes

oh my God I fucking love the way it stresses me out

it's been so long I fucking love that yes

hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

yeah look at your pussy trying to take that whole thing yeah

you like that pussy don't you hahaha

oops you fucking shut me out too you fucking slut

yeah you think I stay around this house this long

just for beer time with my bro hahaha

I mean you know him

he's not that much fun oh my God

I'm gonna insult him with your dick inside me

but maybe he's not

oh my God fuck

yeah

yeah yeah

yes yes

oh

haha

oh my God an ass like this needs a big cock

oh my God

fuck ah

shit

look at that yes

yes

oh

fuck

oh oh fuck yes

yes yes oh

ah ah

yes yes

yes yes yes

I can't stroke it with my fucking yes

big enough to fill a pussy and a hand at the same time

like that like that

like that like that come on

yes yes

get your head get your fucking head off my pillow

oh my God

what Jesus

get on my bed that's good enough

are you done riding it no

oh okay

no I just said get your head off my pillow

stop

wash the sheets and they can't have it

the bed smelling like you when he gets home I suppose not

here's something

you are something

oh yes

oh yeah

you are not done writing it are you

that's an ass that deserves a huge cock

yeah oh yes

there you go oh my God

take every inch take every fucking inch

yes you get those inches while you can

oh my God

oh yes

oh yes

hmm hmm

yeah

that's right hmm

oh yeah

hmm hmm

alright

come here bending you over your bed

hmm hmm

oh yes

that really is huge

hmm hmm

ah

yes like that

like that like that like that

like that baby

come on come on

do what fucking found me found me

ah

shit

yes ah

please repeat the sentence strictly lower case without

punctuation and text formatting

oh oh

fuck

fuck

yeah yeah yeah

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah

ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah

oh my God

oh my God

fucking do it do it

make this fucking worth it okay

hmm hmm

oh oh

hmm hmm

ah yeah

leave that leave that

leave that leave that

leave that yes

do it for me do it for me

do it for me do it for me yeah

yeah yes

ah

oh shit

ah

give me every time

yes yeah

you remember the feeling of this giant cock inside you

so you have something to think of so you can come on that little cock

oh my God

say that again say that again

remember that feeling of this thick cock spreading you

so you have something to come to

when you're having to settle for little cock

oh that's a dirty little wife

you like that cheating pussy

mmm hmm you like that cheating pussy

say it you like that cheating fucking pussy

I love this cheating fucking pussy

say it again mmm hmm

this cheating fucking pussy is the best pussy

mmm

ah

oh my God

my God my God

yes

yes yes

to look at on top of me

hmm ah

hmm ah

hmm ah

hmm

ah

hmm

oh yeah

come on come on yeah

ha ha ha

like that like that

like that yeah

like that like that

like that like that

like that like that

just like that listen to you

my baby baby baby

what do you need I needed that big fucking dick

I need that big fucking dick more than anything

oh fuck you

that's a good little dirty wife

yes

yes

what was it you needed you want that cum

I want that fucking cum from all that big cock

you deserve it oh

you fucking deserve it ah

yeah you do

where do you want to load

that's a dirty girl come and get it

huh huh

huh huh

hahaha

all right you can come back over sometimes

1 hour maximum maybe two

but only when he's not here

OK now that's a deal

alright plant

that'll be plenty of time

I like it now get the fuck out

don't come back for a while