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Hey, Alex, we have a question.

Me and Soccer have been arguing literally all day about who looks

better.

What do you think? Because we're both trying to go on a date with Ryan.

Yeah. I don't care. You both look fine.

Well. Go have fun.

No. I'm going to show them up close. You have to actually give us an actual

answer, though.

Okay. Now that you're up closer, what do you like?

Whose outfit looks better?

Who just looks better?

Who would Ryan pick?

Doesn't Ryan have a girlfriend?

No, he just broke up with his girlfriend. He's newly single.

Yeah, and he texted both of us this morning, so, like, we have to get back

to him. But I want to, like, you want some selfie, you know?

Okay, well, you guys are my roommates, and, like, I don't really care who you,

if you guys date Ryan or...

I don't... It's whatever. You both look fine. Why are you bothering me? But I

want you to choose which one looks better. Which one should Ryan go out

with? Yeah.

Okay, fine.

Sure.

I guess Sakura and yours, like... I guess you look a little better, I think.

Oh, thank you.

I thought so, too.

That's okay.

Anyways.

I know Ryan would like my tits in this shirt anyways, so...

What, just because you have bigger tits?

Let's show Alex. Alex, if we were to show, if you were just Ryan, right, per

se, who do you like more?

What? Whose tits?

What's wrong with these?

I mean, they're both good, but, yeah, I mean, some, I guess, your tits are

better. So Ryan's tits mean, like, well, I have a bigger ass.

See,

I have the bigger ass. I think Ryan would pick me.

I mean, your ass... Why are you guys... Yes, I heard. I mean, your ass is

probably a little bit nicer shape, maybe.

Well, thanks.

Well, I also think Ryan would just pick me. I think I'm just hotter.

Um, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

Well, kind of, uh... I think I win. I think I'm hotter.

So, I'll text Ryan first, and then we'll see if he texts you back.

Well, I just think I'm hotter, Sakura.

Well, so what? Alex thinks I look better in my outfit.

Yeah, but I also suck.

cock way better than you so you're crazy no you don't yes i do yes i do alex if i

respect your dick i can make you come in like literally a minute and suck on like

come on dude why are you doing this you're such a slut oh well you know come

on alex please just pull it out real quick oh my god is this really necessary

there it's not necessary because i know i can do it way better than you this is

not necessary oh my god i can't believe you're doing this

I know I'm way better. I don't need to do this to show you.

See, Alex is just her roommate. I mean, he's not gonna, like, you know. So,

okay, you didn't have to pull this shit to your point.

Oh, come on, Sakura.

Oh my god.

I'm sorry, don't pretend you're not a slut either.

I could do so much better.

Let me try.

See, you're split too, Sakura.

I don't know. That's my own opinion.

I'm sorry. Oh, whatever.

I have the better pussy. It's tighter.

Well,

if you'd be the judge of it, I think I have the tighter pussy.

Okay, yeah. I mean, there's only one way to find out. Yeah, so you tell us which

one he will like better.

You don't have the deeper, warmer pussy, huh?

Well, I've only tried yours. I gotta... Well...

would totally come faster than my pussy song.

But you want to be in mine longer, right?

Well, you tell us when you do.

I think I need to try a doggy.

Okay, try a doggy style.

Oh my god.

Oh, shit.

Let me try.

See? I write so much better.

I think it's hard though.

Okay, soccer.

Now I gotta show him my... my fucking... Okay.

He can't prove who writes better. Yeah, exactly.

I'm not sure who's better, to be honest.

Well, you're going to have to pick.

Who are you going to come for?

Okay, so whoever just makes me come.

Yeah, whoever you make come, yeah.

Okay, can I get back on top of you?

Yeah, sure.

does taste pretty good i guess i'm better i made alex come first

yeah congratulations but i think you guys are both

i mean it was a very close competition i think ryan's

gonna choose this thing i think so yeah