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'I'm about to take comedian Jason Manford...'

HE SIGHS

'..on the wild camping adventure of a lifetime.'

What, on a cliff?

'We'll be spending a weekend in Wales...'

HE GROANS Oh, God!

'..living off the land...' Oh, my goodness.

THEY LAUGH

'..and sleeping under the stars.'

I am a cuddler. Oh, I could cuddle.

'Problem is, while I love getting back to basics...'

We don't need toilets where we're going.

I knew there was a catch!

'..Jason's far from happy in the great outdoors.'

Ugh. I'm born and bred in the city.

The idea of sleeping in a tent overnight is my idea of hell.

I just like the things I like. You know, a bed, shower... walls.

Why am I going so fast? You're not touching the brakes!

Two men... Coming in here, giving all that.

It's funny now, innit?

Come on! This way. Come by!

FREDDIE LAUGHS How'd I get them that way?

..one tent. Pull it.

I've pulled it! JASON GULPS

What could possibly go wrong?

JASON SCREAMS You all right?

What have you got me into here, Fred?

I'm in North Wales waiting for the one and only Jason Manford.

'As a dad of six and one of the nation's favourite comics,

'he is a self-confessed takeaway junkie

'who lives his life on the road, plugged into devices.

'Jason's asked me to push him out of his comfort zone,

'and what better way than a wild camping trip in Snowdonia?'

He lives quite local, I see him in the gym,

but I've never spent three nights in a tent with him.

Oh, oh!

Here he is. Hiya.

Jase, you all right? JASON GROANS

Come here. How's it going?

I'm good thanks, you? Yeah, really good, ta. Really good.

Looking forward to it? Yeah... yeah, think so.

But I don't know what I'm looking forward to. See ya, pal.

I am very much happy camped out on the sofa with a nice takeaway.

Am I going to be able to keep up?

And am I gonna embarrass myself just being unfit and unhappy?

But, you know, I do need to toughen up, so,

yeah, push us out of our comfort zone for a little bit.

You got all the gear, haven't you? What's in your big bag?

I don't know why I brought a charger.

Charger, there's nowhere to plug that in. Two wash bags.

What in the second one? You don't have two? No, I don't.

There's gonna be showers. There's gonna be streams, and...

Yeah, well, there you go.

I don't think we'll need a deep-cleansing foaming face wash.

Not a chance!

This bear shits in the words. THEY LAUGH

Keep these.

Er, beans and sausage. Perfect.

That's the best thing you've produced so far.

JASON LAUGHS Get your bag on.

Come on. It should be fun. We've got plenty planned.

I don't know what you're like with camping and being outside.

HE STRAINS Oh, God! I like, erm...

Yeah, I like the outside,

but I do like being inside looking out at it.

Right, that's not... That's not this trip.

No. You're gonna be outside for most of it.

Right, OK. We may as well crack on, eh?

I'm a bit nervous.

I guess I had an image of Freddie, like, sports and cars

and a man's man, you know, for want of a better phrase,

and I'm not, so am I gonna be able to keep up?

'Over the next four days, I'm going to take Jason

'on a journey from the coast to the top of Mount Snowdon -

'that's if we can make it.

'All along the way, we'll take in the best wild camping spots

'North Wales has to offer.'

How beautiful is this? Yeah, it is lovely.

We've got a cracking day for it.

'And on this trip,

'we're only going to eat what we can source locally.'

'So our journey starts at Hell's Mouth,

'where I'm going to get Jason to fish for his first meal.'

Must be our boat, that. Oh, beautiful.

Are you Brett? I am, indeed.

Nice to meet you. Hi, I'm Jason. I'm Fred.

How are you, pal, you all right? Good, thank you.

You're taking us out in that? Yeah, I'm taking you out on this.

Is it a dangerous job?

Fishing is a very dangerous job. Right.

These are the things I need to know about in advance, really.

Let's get on now. Let's do it, yeah.

SONG: 'Wellerman'

# To bring us sugar And tea and rum...#

Not been in the water yet, I've nearly thrown up three times.

# We'll take our leave and go

# She had not been Two weeks from shore

# When down on her A right whale bore

# The captain ordered all hands And swore

# He'd take that whale in tow... #

Seal's on. No, we've not seen one, have we?

Yeah, he's here! There!

There he is, there he is. Ey! Hiya, mate!

Look at him... Oh, yeah!

Look at him having a lovely time, gorgeous!

# The Wellerman makes his A regular call... #

You fish every day?

I probably get about 200 days, 250 days a year.

It's not a job, it's a way of life.

'Lobster man Brett is one of the few local fishermen

'still catching native lobster in these waters.'

# Soon may the Wellerman come... #

'He spends six hours a day, four days a week,

'hauling up 60lb-pots from the sea bed.'

# We'll take our leave and go. #

'So if Jason wants a lobster dinner,

'he's gonna have to pull in some pots

'from 30ft beneath the waves.'

Wahey! There we go! Wow, fish on! Fish on!

Oh, you're a help, aren't you?

Oh, yes, oh, God. THEY LAUGH

That's wet, innit? Do you wanna help here, or what?

I'm just here for sort of... morale.

Oh-ho-ho, he's bottled it. Go on. Go on!

JASON SCREAMS AND WRETCHES

Oh-ho-ho, that's horrible. FREDDIE LAUGHS

Ugh-huh-huh!

He's getting beaten by a muddy rope. FREDDIE LAUGHS

There's a hundred lobsters in here, or you're embarrassing yourself.

One of the two. I think we've caught a bloody whale.

It's so slippy. FREDDIE LAUGHS

Eh, come on!

Oh, it's going up... It's going up my arms and my elbow.

JASON LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

Ah, you... It's gone in my mouth.

JASON SHRIEKS

FREDDIE LAUGHS

So, what you've gotta do now is spin it round...

That's a big one, innit? Yeah.

He got one. What?

There's a lobster in there. There's not a lobster.

There is a lobster in there! Look at that lobster!

We've got one. Yeah! We got one!

OK...

Oh! Is that a keeper?

I hope that when, like, my kids and my family see me doing this,

they will be surprised

that I'm, like, getting my hands dirty.

Giving it all that. Coming in here, giving all that.

There you go, absolutely smashed that.

All right! What a job, what a job, what a job.

Well done, Jase. THEY APPLAUD

Jason did well, didn't he? Let's be honest.

He went out on a boat, caught a lobster,

and he wanted to do it well.

It wasn't a great day for the lobster,

but we... we enjoyed it.

Where's your stand on the old barbecue?

I'm not saying I'm good.

But you do get outside and get a bit of time to yourself.

So you're kind of standing on your own for a bit. Yeah.

I think this might be the first time I've ever caught my own dinner.

Yeah? Think it'll taste better? Yeah, probably.

Because there's a bit of satisfaction, I guess.

Do you think you've gone softer over the years?

I think I've gone harder, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

From where you started from? Like from... Yeah, exactly!

Yeah, no, this is the hardest I've ever been.

Because of kids, innit? Yeah.

15 years ago,

if there was a big enough spider in the house,

I'd be like, "We're moving."

Now, you roll your sleeves up? I'm like, "Mm-hm,"

and I just make sure the kids don't see my face.

HE LAUGHS

You're a hard man, Jason Manford. I mean, I wouldn't go that far.

You are. I feel like it's a low bar to begin with.

I'm making this up. FREDDIE CHEERS

Ole! JASON LAUGHS

We've pulled this up from the floor of the ocean

with our bare hands, mate.

Get that one. Thank you.

Get that down you.

Day one! I know.

That's a treat, that, innit? That is unbelievable.

I don't think I've ever tasted

anything like that before in my life.

Where are we staying tonight? I think...

I feel like I'm gonna need a shower after that.

A shower? Mm.

Is there a bath? There's the sea.

You can get yourself in there. We're gonna be camping.

Yeah, but they have, like...

The ones I've been to have had showers in them.

No, we're not on a campsite. Toilet facilities.

Is there one of them? No.

We don't need toilets where we're going.

'For our first night in Wales, we've headed north-west to Anglesey,

'where I've lined up my own special version

'of a room with a view.'

Are you a good sleeper? I am a good sleeper, yeah.

Why? What about you?

Oh, I'm scared of t'dark. You're scared of the dark?

Yeah, I watched The Exorcist when I was about nine...

Right. ..and then about a month later,

I was on blue pills for nightmares.

I used to go sleepwalking. THEY LAUGH

What are you scared of? Anything?

I'm not a great fan of heights. Really?

Right, so we're running out of land here, so where are we...?

Where are we staying?

So, over here, we've gotta see this man here, Jeremy.

Hi, Jeremy. Evening. Hiya.

How are you doing? You all right?

I'm just looking at what's in your other hand.

Jeremy, Fred. Good to meet you.

He's a bit apprehensive.

We're gonna go camping. OK. I'm fine with that.

We're going down there.

O-OK. On the... On the beach? The bit above the beach.

Go and have a look. Go on.

On a cliff? Yeah, we're cliff camping.

That's where we're going.

Look at that! Jason and cliff camping?

I'm not sure the two things are gonna go together.

Because you've got to sleep all night on a ledge,

but all that is before he's even got down.

He's got to abseil down. I do feel a bit guilty.

He does not like heights.

I just hope, tomorrow morning, we're gonna be speaking.

Why is that a thing?

See, I've done it before. It's... It's amazing.

You wake up in the morning, the sun will be coming up.

You said you sleepwalk, you nutter.

I don't understand why this is a thing.

It's an adventure.

We're getting away, trying new things.

It's a midlife crisis!

As long as it is still my midlife! FREDDIE LAUGHS

It's end-life crisis I'm worried about.

Who comes up with ideas like this?

I mean, I just said that I'm scared of heights,

and now I'm presented with a bed on the side of a cliff with no roof.

I know I said I wanted to toughen up, but this..

this is too far.

Why have they tried to make camping worse?

I really want him to enjoy it, but at the moment,

I'm not even sure if he's gonna do it.

How high up are we going?

15m. 15m above... Above the sea.

So, we're gonna abseil down. No.

Go on, Jase.

You all right? Yeah.

You've got plenty of time.

JASON EXHALES SHARPLY

You all right? Yeah.

Keep going. Oh, fuckin' hell.

It's all right. This is the worst bit.

You lean back and trust the rope.

What have you got me into here, Fred?

Yep. Oh!

Keep going. Oh, fuckin' hell.

It's all right. JASON LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

'It's our first night in North Wales,

'and Jason is about to find out if he can brave

'a night cliff camping 15m above the Irish Sea.'

Right, there we go. Good. Good effort. Keep going down.

Doing good? Yeah.

Ooh, go on.

How do you feel?

Ooh-hoo. Ha-ha.

There we go.

He's done well there, hasn't he? He wasn't fancying it.

I was looking in his eyes, and all they were saying was,

"Help!" HE LAUGHS

He just looked petrified.

Whoa!

Oop! You all right? Yeah, I'm fine!

What are you doing? You still on there?

Yeah. It went then, mate.

There he is.

There's the old pro.

How scared was you coming down there?

It's like anything, you know. The first bit's scary,

then you get into it, you think, "All right."

I must admit, I do get scared-er than I let on with things.

Just got a way of just... doing it.

Like, every time I went out to bat, I was scared of failure.

I also didn't want to get hit by that ball.

But it's not the done thing to say, "I don't really like it."

I promise you, when there's a ball coming round my ears at 90mph,

I can play, I could do it, but I didn't like it.

No, that doesn't sound fun.

Because you've sort of got that reputation, I guess,

as being a lad and, you know, a man's man.

Do you think there's extra pressure?

Because I feel like I'm able to sort of go,

"That's really scary."

A little bit, but as I've got older, I just let it go.

What do you think you'd have done if you'd have not done...?

I don't know, I never got that far. I know. Same with me, really.

I got paid first time at 15.

I didn't know you got paid. Wow.

And I got 60 quid in an envelope, match fee.

That's it, then. I went, "This is all I want to do." Yeah.

Have you enjoyed today? I have, actually, yeah.

Because it's sort of something I would never do.

I also like not being contactable.

Right, then. Are you turning in?

I'm half waiting for it to go dark, really.

It's gonna be a while. What time is it? I think ten.

I didn't realise Wales was one of them places

that don't go dark in the summer. THEY LAUGH

Night, Jase. Thanks for today. Who knows what's in store tomorrow.

JASON GROANS What the fuck am I doing?

You know, I slept on a cliff. It was a hell of an experience.

What was nice was the sort of bit just before bed, you know,

we had a nice little chat there.

It's unusual you get that time, find out about somebody's life,

who's had a really interesting, hell of a life

and a totally different life to me even though we're from,

you know, similar places and similar backgrounds.

It was a really good night. I slept. I thought Jason was brilliant.

To have that sprung on you and sticking it out for a night,

it was a big effort from him. I just hope he enjoyed it.

He's probably thinking, "What are we doing today?"

I was going to ask you how you're feeling after last night,

but I might not have to bother. Look at you!

Did you sleep? I saw every hour.

I didn't want to get up. I'm glad I did it...

Yeah. ..but never again.

My biggest concern is where we're sleeping tonight.

So, we're gonna get the train, and we're gonna go inland

towards Snowdonia in a forest. OK.

Well, this is more... Is this what you're after?

What? Camping in a forest? Is this more you?

As long as I'm not dangling out of a tree or something.

I have slept up a tree before.

Did you mean to sleep up a tree, or is this...?

I've woke up some bad places. At the end of a night, yeah?

I remember my 21st birthday, we had a night where...

A day and a night out, and I woke up on Preston Flag Market.

So, I was on one of the setting-up stalls,

and I had fish and chips on my chest

from the chippy across the road.

So I'm no stranger to waking up places.

No wonder you like this.

This is like luxury compared to some of the places that you've slept!

All right, so up the train, up the mountain.

Find some food. What?

"Find some food"?

What? I knew there was a catch!

You don't forage? No, I don't.

I forage in the... in the freezer section at Tesco.

We need to catch this train... All right.

..before you call your agent. JASON LAUGHS

You're not taking your bag, then?

Bloomin' 'eck.

'To get us into the Snowdon National Park,

'we're taking the Ffestiniog Railway -

'the oldest surviving steam railway company in the world.'

Here we go. All aboard!

'While Jason gets to know the locals...'

BOTH: Morning!

Yaki da! Yaki da!

'..I'm off to experience the business end of the journey.'

If you just pull the whistle cos you're closer to it.

This one? Yep.

WHISTLE SOUNDS Oh!

That's so satisfying.

The passengers are looking nervous. They've seen me driving it.

How fast does it go, then? She'll do 25, easily.

Up there, you can see some of the quarries

that produced the slate.

'This route originally brought slate down from the quarries,

'but is now a tourist favourite

'with views of the surrounding UNESCO World Heritage site.'

You travel to all these far-flung places.

And you've got this on your doorstep. It's beautiful.

WHISTLE BLOWS

Thanks, Yorkie! Thank you, mate.

So, what's this now? I'm starving.

'While Jason is more used to the convenience

'of fast food and eating out,

'we're going back to basics to source our next meal.'

We're going to meet a bloke called Richard,

and he's into bushcraft and foraging,

and he reckons everything that we need to eat tonight

is in this forest, and he's going to help us find it.

Oh, God. There better be a Nando's behind this tree!

THEY LAUGH

I like my little luxuries. I like those things,

so going foraging for food instead of, you know,

ringing Deliveroo or whatever,

that'll certainly make me appreciate them a lot more.

Hi there. Hi, pal, nice to meet you.

Jason. Good to see you, man.

'Richard Prideaux grew up foraging with his family

'and now trains others in wilderness and survival skills.'

Go on, then. What are we finding?

Well, I reckon we should start up here.

We've got some wild garlic. Let's get up there.

We're gonna find everything here? Pretty much.

Can you eat that?

Everything's edible at least once.

JASON LAUGHS Oh, I get you.

But this is particularly good. What is it?

This is allium ursinum, wild garlic. Try the seed heads on there.

Tell you what, that's lively garlic.

It bursts, and then that flavour gets you.

Ooh, yeah.

Mm, shall we get some in't bowl? Yeah.

Right, what else are we looking for?

I reckon we can go and find some chanterelle.

All right, let's do it.

After you, Jase, with your garlic. Let's go for it.

Here we go. Oh.

Oh. What have you found there?

Here we go.

You all right there? Yeah, tell us more about the chanterelle.

THEY LAUGH

These are some very small chanterelles.

Oh, oh, oh.

So, can we just pick it?

Go down as deep as you can, pick out the side of it, yep.

There we go. There we go. Look at that. Hey, I got two!

I'm getting into this foraging.

Your brain is designed to wander round woodland looking for food.

Really? Yeah.

All those endorphin releases

that you get from scrolling through your smartphone or other activities

that involve seeking something out and finding it.

That's because your brain's trying to replicate this experience.

All of your ancestors over, say, what, 350,000 years,

they were all good at this.

Don't think you mean my ancestors. Can I take charge of that?

Think yours were city folk, Jase!

'I do like to roughly know what's in my food.

'I don't wanna be eating anything that's not supposed to be ate.'

I am starving, and it's a lot of effort for not a lot of food.

'To keep Jason sweet,

'I've asked Richard to rustle up a decent dinner...'

FREDDIE SLURPS

'..while we tackle the tent.'

THEY LAUGH Not gonna do itself, is it?

I thought it might be one of them where you, you know, that expands.

Unfortunately not. The two of us are sleeping in that.

Are you more of a glamper? Do you turn up, and it's all done?

I like it to be already up, yeah. We could just sleep rough.

What do you think this is, sleeping rough?

This is luxury.

Not sure you've used the right poles in the right place.

Shove it in and hope for the best.

FREDDIE WHISTLES That does seem long.

Oh, is that too long? JASON LAUGHS

It's too high, I think. No, you clip it.

What you doing?

FREDDIE LAUGHS Why doesn't...?

That doesn't look right to me.

Right, no, we've obviously ballsed that up. Right.

I just don't understand why people still build tents.

Pull it, just pull it. I've pulled it!

More. I'll rip it. That feel better?

Yeah. That does... Oh, fucking hell.

FREDDIE LAUGHS Twice, that.

Poles and instructions,

and what end's this, and which end's that?

Look, it looks like that. No, that's the extension.

Are we missing summat?

The best result is that you sleep in a tent.

Good job we didn't put the cliff camping stuff up.

THEY LAUGH

Have we done it wrong again?

Have we took the wrong one out?

I reckon we had the right one in to begin with. Did we?

Oh, bloody hell.

What was hard there was that was two dads

who did not read the instructions first.

It's a tale as old as time.

OK, we are one clip from success.

Happy days, look at that!

It's bigger than I thought it was gonna be.

Yeah, that's good.

That's four hours I'll never get back.

THEY LAUGH

I'm hoping a little fire, maybe a little sing-song.

That's what I want from a camping trip, and I've not had that yet.

I'm nervous about this food. I want it to be really good.

Here we go, lads. The fruit of your labours.

Oh. Oh, lovely. For you, Jason.

There you go. You take that one.

Oh, wow. Amazing.

So, you've got risotto using the chanterelle,

using the wild garlic.

Smells all good, doesn't it? It does smell absolutely divine.

This is beautiful. Nice, though.

Richard, thank you so much.

Nice meeting you, guys. Spot on, that.

Have a good evening. Oh, we will.

I'm looking at my food, and I'm seeing the mushrooms and thinking,

I picked them... Picked them yourself.

..and I've got a really weird pride in it.

Have you ever thought about, like, an allotment?

I would love to live out and have land... Mm.

Just to... I'd sooner be outside than inside, definitely.

I used to do it for a living.

I used to stand in a field not moving.

It's convenience, in't it? That's the problem.

We live in this world where we just... we want stuff right now.

Yeah. So it's very hard to sit and wait for summat to grow.

I'm not sure where he managed to forage the rice from.

I think maybe the Co-op, but I'm not complaining.

It was absolutely delicious.

That... was bloody lovely.

I'm scraping t'bottom here. I know.

Can't get enough of this. Nice, that.

Right, that's me, I think. Oh, mate, I'm shattered.

After you, sir. Oh, you're a gentleman, thank you.

JASON LAUGHS Oh, lovely.

Done all right here, haven't we?

Which side are you...? Oh, you're taking that one, yeah?

What it's really done is reminded me of being a kid, like,

being, like, 12 years old with my brother,

sort of, going into the little woods near where we lived.

I think we're on a bit of a slope,

so we might end up in each other's arms here.

Well, we're sloping that way, so you're gonna end up all over me.

Cuddling you. But we've bonded, haven't we? Yeah!

I couldn't get near you on the cliff.

You've no chance in here.

I am a cuddler. I like a cuddle.

Night, Fred. Oh.

You were getting close in that tent. Yeah.

I was on that slope, though, wasn't I? I was just...

I was glad you were there.

THEY LAUGH

'Jason's done well to survive on foraged food,

'but if I want him to make it up Mount Snowdon,

'I need to build him up a bit.'

What do you think these are here? Are you ready for this?

Cockles. Cockles.

'I've got hold of a traditional Welsh breakfast

'to give us both some fuel for the day ahead.'

I have had a shocker, though, as well.

I got laverbread. Oh, right, yeah.

Cos I wanted to make you a bacon butty or a sausage butty. Mm.

Not quite what I expected. I expected a loaf.

What the hell is that?

Yeah, that's gonna make a weird butty, innit?

Is it a boil-in-a-bag thing? It's like a... Oh, maybe?

I half thought if I put in a pan, it ends up like bread.

'Laverbread has nothing to do with lava or bread.

'It's pureed seaweed and traditionally eaten with cockles

and bacon for breakfast.

It's a bit like... like a mud pack for your face.

Is that something you do? Oh, I love a spa.

Do you? I love a spa break.

Do you? Don't you?

You ever been on a spa break? Come on. Yeah.

I have, yeah. You can tell me.

I have, I have. Love it.

What would a young Jason Manford think of that comment?

He wouldn't even know what one was.

It's funny how you change, isn't it? Course. It's great (!)

THEY LAUGH

Do you eat healthy?

I'm a nightmare. It's my downfall.

I can't imagine there's many calories in a cockle.

Mm. But these are all right.

I don't wanna judge this before we've tried it, but...

It looks horrendous, that, doesn't it?

Of all the things you can eat, why, why?

Oh, my goodness.

So salty.

I don't wanna disrespect the Welsh. They can sing, lamb...

That is not their strong point, is it?

No, this needs to go to Committee.

They need to have a chat about this one.

What are you looking for? Just, you know, got them, haven't I?

Seems silly not to.

Oh, yes.

A nice day today.

Stop it. Stop it.

I don't believe you. Seriously.

'We've already travelled by sea, rail and on foot...'

Let's go.

Which way we going, that way? Straight down.

'..so on our way to the heart of the Snowdon National Park,

'we're gonna burn off our breakfast on two wheels.'

Why am I going so fast? You're not touching the brakes.

JASON LAUGHS

Oh, bang on.

Oh, steady. Oh, easy, easy. Cattle grid.

Oh. Oh, you went for it there.

Look at you. Yeah, should've stood up there.

HE GRIMACES

I used to spend loads of time on my bike as a kid,

just in the street. Oh, I know.

It was just part of your apparel, wasn't it?

Used to have a Raleigh Commando. JASON LAUGHS

Camouflage, and I had the outfit as well.

I got a gold Chopper. Did you?

But in, like, 1994,

so they were like 20 years after they were cool.

There's still nothing like going down a hill, wind in your hair,

you know, just flies in your mouth.

Just something beautiful about that moment, you know,

and it reminds you when you were a kid, just joyful.

All right? Oi-oi.

Proper off-road, this. I know.

They reckon just down here...

..the view is unbelievable.

Oh, it's unfolding here, Jase, it's unfolding.

I'm gonna do this. Huh?

I'm gonna not look until I get there. Do it, do it.

Tell you what... Yeah?

That is unbelievable.

Ah, wow.

This makes me so happy. It is beautiful.

So peaceful, innit?

Hello!

Hello.

Hiya, pal.

I think this is us, here.

'This is Hafod-y-Llyn Isaf,

'and we're on the 110-acre holding

'of 30-year-old Snowdon shepherdess Teleri Fielden,

'the youngest and only female sheep farmer in the area.'

Mate, they don't look happy to see us. No.

'She's going to let us wild camp on her land

'in exchange for some help herding this lot.'

Here she is. Teleri!

Hi. You all right? I'm Fred, how are you?

Teleri, nice to meet you. Hi, I'm Jason. All right.

Who's this? And this is Roy.

Hiya, Roy. Oh, Roy. Hello, Roy. You're beautiful.

He's got different colour eyes, hasn't he?

Yeah, he's a bit of a David Bowie. David Bowie?

David Bow-wow-ie. Oh, dear. I know.

Is it me, or do the sheep look a bit suspicious?

They definitely are. They are, aren't they?

We've got a bit of attention. They're all staring.

This is what you do, is it? You, like, keep sheep, heard them.

We keep cattle and sheep,

so a bit of shepherding and a bit of cattle wrangling.

So, we're going to have a go, are we?

You're going to try and have a go.

But he doesn't normally work for men,

so you might have to kind of make your...

You can go to a high voice when you sing.

HIGH-PITCHED: I'll be fine. Oh, there we go.

So, instructions-wise, so what you're going to tell Roy,

or try, is "away" is anticlockwise.

Away. Away.

"Come by" is clockwise.

And then "walk on".

And if you've missed some, then you need to say "look back".

And then there might be a bit of extra yelling in between.

How can we make this, like, competitive?

So, I was thinking we could time you.

One of you can send the sheep all the way to the far end,

and then the next person can try and get them back down

as quickly as you can. Yeah?

Are you going for it now? Go on.

JASON GIGGLES I'm nervous.

And try and put your Teleri voice on.

HIGH-PITCHED: Teleri. All right.

SHEEP BLEATS

I'm ready. Go. Away! Away!

LAUGHTER Away!

All right, Gazza, what are you doing? Away, man!

Fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine.

Jason, try the voice, try the voice! The high voice.

HIGH-PITCHED: Come by! Come by!

Look, we've got to beat Freddie Flintoff.

Here we go, ready? Yeah?

Away!

Come on! Away! Away! Away!

Oh, nice one, Jason.

Look back! Look back!

Oh, no! How do I get him that way?

Away! Off you go!

Walk on, walk on!

# Walk on, yeah! # LAUGHTER

Walk on! Walk on! You're taking your eye off them!

There's sheep everywhere! Walk on! Walk on! Walk on!

Oh, Manford! Come on!

This is pretty good, this is pretty good.

Too fast, too fast! Look back! Look back!

Too fast, Jason! Get your dog back! How do I get him back?

How do I get back?! Get the dog back! Come back!

I was smashing it then. Huh?

Oh, I'll do it my bloody self! LAUGHTER

Come on! This way! Come by, come by!

Why is he shouting at the sheep? There you go.

He's doing it, he's shouting "come by" to himself.

JASON EXHALES HEAVILY

Yep! I'm happy with that.

Well done.

I'm so pleased with that.

Well played, Jase. Follow that, son.

LAUGHTER

You ready, boy? Come by!

Thank you.

First time? First time! Come by.

Come by!

I'm not sure what he's doing with his crook.

Come by! LAUGHTER

Who knows? Definitely not how you're meant to do it as a shepherd.

Easy, boy, walk on!

Back up, back up! Roy, Roy, Roy! No, look back!

No, Roy, you've left three behind!

Look back! Look back!

Roy, Roy, Roy!

Look back.

That's it. Away, away. That's the way.

Oi! Oi! Oi! Away!

It was going well.

What happened to these here? This one's let me down.

Come by, come by, come by, come by.

They're going t'wrong way, Roy!

Come by! Come by, come by, come by.

Oi, oi, oi, oi! Ooh, whoa.

Here we go. Good lad, Roy. Go on, get them over there, lad.

Oh, he smashed it. Last bit, last bit.

Come back, Roy!

Roy, that'll do!

That'll do! That'll do! That'll do, that'll do!

That'll do, Roy!

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Come here, Roy!

Well done, mate.

He's having none of it. Sorry.

Hey, you smashed that, didn't you? Well done, pal.

So, in terms of time...

Freddie was the winner. But there's a "but" coming here.

There's three sheep still over there, isn't there?

They're still not in. Exactly.

But, yeah, but you did leave a few over there.

And actually, in terms of style and Roy working and flowing,

I'm actually gonna award it to Jason.

All right, I'll give you that. Thanks, brother.

Obviously, Fred, very competitive, famously.

And to win, to actually beat him at a thing that he chose to do,

I've got to say, I'll be...

I'll be sleeping with a smile on my face tonight.

I really wanted to win. I know, I could tell.

As I've got older, I've softened a bit.

When I played cricket,

I didn't like myself sometimes, the depths I would go to to win.

I come from a world of sport, where strength from a bloke

is a perception of being bullet-proof,

and nothing bothers you.

But Jason's gentle.

He's nice. He's cuddly.

But he did it, didn't he?

I enjoyed that. Thanks so much for looking after us.

Good shepherding. Thank you.

Good farming. Come on, you.

Come by, come by!

You can move the rest of them now. Away! Away! Away!

I don't know why I'm running. Away! Away! Away!

JASON CHUCKLES Why am I listening to you?

It's been a long day, hasn't it?

It's not an invitation, this, but would you like an early night?

To get some sleep in, man.

Tomorrow's a big day. We're going up. We're going up.

Up Snowdon. We're going up Snowdon.

How are we getting there? What do you mean?

Well, how do we get up Snowdon? On your feet.

Walking? Walk.

How long does that take?

It's a three-hour trek, isn't it?

I reckon we can get it down to about two.

You know, if we get a shuffle on.

If you're as fast as running after them sheep.

Right, I'm going to bed.

Get in, Jase, I'll tell you about the time I toured India.

CHUCKLING

Yeah, explain the rules of cricket again, that'll send me off.

So there I was, 20 year old. First test match at Nottingham...

JASON PRETENDS TO SNORE He's gone.

FREDDIE LAUGHS

'After three nights' wild camping,

'it's our final day in Wales.

'But I'm not sure Jason is ready for the most physically-demanding

'leg of our trip so far, a trek up Mount Snowdon.'

Got the kettle on. Do you do room service?

I'll bring it to you, if you want. JASON CHUCKLES

Oh, God.

There you go, it's just boiling. Tea or coffee?

Tea, please.

Freddie's surprised me, really.

You know, sort of man's man,

and I'm very much a sort of beta male, you know?

And I was a bit nervous,

but d'you know what? We've just laughed.

Quite a tough one today. Physically, it's a bit more demanding.

You know, physically's where I'm at.

KETTLE WHISTLES Oh, that's ready.

You happy? Come on, then.

Last day. Here's to a good'un, Jase. Let's do it.

'But before we attempt Mount Snowdon,

'I've got one last treat for Jason.'

Urgh! Are you all right?

I'm still half asleep. Look at this!

Won't be half asleep in a minute.

I know. Once you've been in there, son.

'This is Llyn Padarn, one of Wales's largest lakes

'and a popular wild swimming spot.'

Hello, I'm Jason. Hi, nice to meet you.

Fred, nice to meet you.

'Local expert Vivienne Rickman's agreed to show us why wild swimming

'has become one of the country's most popular outdoor activities

'in the past two years.'

Well, the first question is, how cold is it?

Well, it's actually not that bad at the moment.

What's not that bad, though? The sunshine has warmed it up.

As compared to what you're used to, though.

We just sit in the hot tub at the gym.

How long have you been doing this? Well, since I was a baby, really.

My mum had me swimming since I... What, outside? ..was old enough...

Yeah. She was a hardy swimmer from the Orkney Islands.

Why has it become so popular, wild swimming?

It makes you feel good.

I'm not thinking about to-do lists or my phone.

I can only think about... How cold it is.

I'm not thinking about...

You're in that moment in that here and now, and for me,

it's complete clarity of thought. I need a bit of that.

Yeah, I do, but not sure that lake's big enough.

Do you fancy giving it a go? We could have a go, yeah, why not?

You got your trunks? I've come prepared.

Whoa! I'm ready to go.

Look at them flamingos!

Ooh-wow!

Right, then. Let's do it.

See, I'm fully prepared. Oh, my word. Stop it!

There's fish in there, isn't there? Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

What, you... you got? Not having a fish going up my nose.

Are you gonna snort a stickleback?

THEY CHUCKLE

That's fresh, that.

Oh, my God. That's ridiculous.

'The water here is a fresh 14 degrees.

'And submerging yourself at this temperature

'causes the body to release its own natural highs.

'Feel-good endorphins and serotonin.'

Here we go. Oiii!

It's funny now, innit!

JASON GASPS Breathe.

That's it, breathe, breathe.

GASPING Keep breathing.

FREDDIE CHUCKLES

Argh! Argh! JASON GROANS

Keep breathing, keep breathing, keep breathing. Breathe deep.

In and out. Keep moving.

Oh, you're showing off now, Aquaman.

Oh, God.

OK? JASON COUGHS

Lean forward, that's it.

JASON GASPS AND PANTS

What's this supposed to do for your body?

Giving you a reset and making you feel alive.

Mm-hm. I'm not sure alive's the right word.

What temperature do you have your swimming pool at home, Jase?

THEY CHUCKLE

Breathe in through your mouth and out through your nose.

Is your body tingling? Yeah.

JASON SIGHS Real bizarre sensation.

Woke me up, though.

You can put your feet down.

Oh, man. You OK?

I'm not sure I'm a good advert for this.

THEY ALL CHUCKLE

I'm sure I look like the beginning part of an episode of Casualty.

But actually, it felt good.

Vivienne said about, you know, clearing your mind, and it's true,

because you are literally thinking,

"How do I stay alive at this temperature?"

Everything else goes out your head, I did actually enjoy it in the end.

It's actually warm now.

Yeah, it does, it starts to feel warmer.

I'm actually all right now.

You're kind of getting used to it, yeah.

Unless that's my body going into some sort of shock.

FREDDIE CHUCKLES You know.

Fair play to Jason, again. I think it just shows

what options are out there that you never thought were for you,

but when you do them, you actually enjoy 'em,

and then have this weird sense of achievement afterwards.

And I think Jason felt that.

And a lot of goose bumps and a tingly body.

I'm glad I put this T-shirt on.

THEY CHUCKLE

Do you know what?

'There's no way I could have brought Jason to North Wales

'without tackling its most famous site, Mount Snowdon.

'It's the country's highest peak, 1,085 metres above sea level.

'And a stiff three-hour climb straight up.

'The only question is,

'will Jason make it to the top?'

JASON SIGHS

Probably an obvious statement this,

but it's hard walking uphill, isn't it? It really is.

JASON SIGHS

# And we live In a beautiful world... #

How's the legs? Oh, my goodness!

It's the lungs I'm worried about.

Is incredible, though, isn't it?

Yeah, it's beautiful. Look at it.

JASON BREATHES HEAVILY

Come on, Darth Vader. JASON CHUCKLES

FREDDIE MIMICS DARTH VADER

Be worth it when you get t'top.

I'm a bit worried about Jason. It's steep, it's tough.

JASON HUFFS But he won't give up.

He's got like an inner steel, hasn't he?

You don't necessarily see it from the outside,

but obviously, to do what he does as a day job,

he's tough. I mean...

Should we have a sit down up there?

If you want. Bloody hell!

JASON HUFFS AND PANTS

Oh, my God!

JASON SIGHS

My knees are sore, my ankles are crying.

There's muscles, like, did you know you've got them in your bum?

There's actually some in your bum. And they're sore.

Have you climbed hills before, or mountains?

You been walking? Yeah.

Not this steep, though. No.

This feels steep, doesn't it?

Yeah, it does. In places.

I've got to say the backpacks aren't helping, though.

Just over 16-stone backpack on. Yeah. And the weight of me as well.

I need to sort myself out.

This trip has made me go, "I need to sort..."

I need to lose a bit of weight and get fitter.

Yeah? Yeah. Big time.

You got a chance to do it, though.

That's me excuse, though.

There's always an excuse not to do it.

I'm watching people 20, 30 years older than me

just spring past me, you know?

Bet they're not very good on stage, though.

Well, can they do five minutes at the Comedy Store? Probably not.

JASON CHUCKLES

My thing is I've gotta look after myself. You got young kids?

Mm. I'm 45 this year.

I've got a two-and-a-half year old. Yeah.

I'm gonna be 60 when he's finishing school.

I know. I know. I think about that as well.

Right, well, it's not gonna climb itself, is it?

THEY CHUCKLE Come on, then.

You know what?

Oh, here you go, look at this lad! Go on, Rocky.

Oh, regretting that. THEY LAUGH

JASON HUFFS

You all right? Yeah... Yeah.

I mean, I get knackered out of breath going up the stairs, so...

I'm getting delirious. Come on, not far.

JASON PANTS

Shall I tie a rope on you?

That'd be great. That'd be well helpful.

I've been so fortunate that I've travelled and I've camped,

but the one thing that's been missing from a lot of them trips

is sharing it with someone.

Just spending time with Jason.

And from my point of view, we left as mates.

This our summit? I think it is. Yeah.

Oh, look, people have put little rocks on.

Go on, put a stone on. Yeah.

Just putting a little one on, look.

Ah, nice. Come here, mate.

Nice one.

I'd love a brew.

Shall we have one? Yeah.

I guess what I've learnt is that I need to take some more time

just to not be thinking about things, get off your devices.

Actually talk to people.

Even over 40, to make a new friend is a surprise, really, so I'm...

Yeah, I'm thankful for that.

Cheers. Cheers, brother.

Lovely trip. Thank you. Spot on, that.

You don't have to say yes... All right.

..but do you think it'll change some of the things you do?

Will you get outside more?

Look what we managed to do this week.

I must say, I've been surprised at myself.

So yeah, maybe. Maybe.

What I've enjoyed most is spending time with you.

I've been told I'm not that easy to get to know.

No, I mean... I'm quite guarded.

I isolate quite a lot, and I think I'm happy doing that.

When actually, when I spend time with people

and do stuff, I'm far happier.

I think about these four days,

we just laughed all the time. We have had a laugh.

Laughed and laughed and laughed.

Yeah. If you do that, why wouldn't you do things like this more?

It's made me want to get out more.

Especially with the kids and try and see some beautiful parts of the UK.

You know, when the weather's right,

there's no better country in the world than Great Britain.

Been good, man. Mm. Thanks for inviting me.

Jason, I've loved it, thank you so much. Cheers, brother.

Just a three-hour walk back now.

I'm gonna roll down like an eight-year-old.

I'm a bit disappointed it's over. Yeah, I won't go that far.

JASON CHUCKLES

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