Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

-(CLICKS OFF) -(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

MR. BEAN: Ah!

Very good.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Eh?

-(BEEPS) -(VOLUME INCREASES)

What the...

Looking after my nephew!

Uh-huh.

(GROANS)

Oh!

Hey!

-I've won! -(MUSIC STOPS)

Yes!

Oh, well done.

What have you won?

Two tickets to the Outbound Activity Center.

Ah!

Please!

No chance.

Oh!

Oh, well you won't be needing those then.

-Hey! -No, they're mine. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

MRS. WICKET: Oi! Bean!

My cereal, you can take my nephew with you.

What?

Oh, okay.

Yes!

Well, we'd better get going then.

Come on.

(SIGHS)

-Lovely! -(CRUNCH)

Ugh!

(SCOFFS)

Okay, off we go.

Come on.

No, no, no. In the back, please.

Oh!

Teddy travels in the front.

There we are.

Okay.

Everybody ready?

Let's go.

(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

Ah!

Very nice.

-(MR. BEAN SIGHS) -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

MR. BEAN: What the...

Oh, honestly.

(VOLUME INCREASES)

(VOLUME INCREASES)

(COW MOOS)

(SIGHS)

Oh!

Could I have a look at that thing for a second?

Yes.

(STOPS UPBEAT MUSIC)

Hey!

Right, that's the end of that.

My speaker!

(MR. BEAN LAUGHS)

MR. BEAN: Here we are.

-(MUSIC STOPS) -Okay.

Right.

(GROANS)

Here, let me take those.

Hey!

-Hello, and welcome. -Oh.

High five! Whoo!

Ah.

Oh, right.

Well, we've got our tickets.

It's your lucky day,

you're doing the lot.

This way.

All right, come on, come on, slow coach.

(NEPHEW LAUGHS)

(BIRD SINGING)

Ah, very good.

Oh, this is a little tight.

(LAUGHS)

Over to the scoreboard.

Ah. Very good.

-Smile! -Oh!

Eh?

Oh, I see.

(LAUGHS)

Smile.

Blah-la-la-la-la...

-Oi! -(LAUGHS)

Okay.

NEPHEW: Ugh.

Every time you win an event, you get a point.

The player with the most points

wins this trophy.

MR. BEAN: Oh!

That trophy is mine.

No, it's mine.

-It's mine, it's mine, it's mine. -Mine, mine, mine!

Bit of competition, like it.

Let's get started.

(GRUNTS) This way.

Okay.

First to the top wins.

Understood.

Ready.

Go!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(NEPHEW GIGGLES)

(GRUNTS)

Come on!

(GROANS)

MR. BEAN: A-ha.

(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Ah, I'm giving up.

(GRUNTS)

I think I need some gloves.

I'll throw the rope up and you can tie them on.

Ready?

(GRUNTS)

Oh. (GRUNTS)

Just send the whole bag down.

(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Okay. Coming down.

Ooh!

Ah. There we are.

-Winner. -Yes!

Oh!

Excellent.

Ah, thank you.

So, what's this?

Build a raft. (CHUCKLES)

First one to the other side wins.

You can use these materials.

-Ah. -Go!

(NEPHEW LAUGHS)

Hmm.

(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHS)

Hmm.

Hmm.

A-ha!

(PANTING)

-Huh? -Hello!

Whoa!

(LAUGHS)

Whoa, whoa, ah!

(GROANING)

Oh.

Here.

(LAUGHS)

MR. BEAN: So, what happens next?

First to the bottom wins.

See you down there.

Oh, well, I hope you do better this time.

-MR. BEAN: Hmm. -(GROWLS)

-Right. -Right.

(GRUNTS)

(CHUCKLES)

Ready...

Steady...

(BLOWS WHISTLE)

Whoa. (CHUCKLES)

Right.

Get to know the lay of the land.

Ah, excellent.

Oh!

(GROANING) Oh!

Goodness. (LAUGHS)

Whoa! Hey! Hey!

Whoa! Whoa!

(CHUCKLES) Oh!

Here we are. Ah.

Ha! Yeah!

NEPHEW: (SCREAMING) Whoa, whoa, oh!

Oh, what kept you?

Another victory.

Oh, thank you very much.

Okay.

First one there and back wins.

Ride them like...

This.

Okay. Ooh, ah...

-Whoa. (CHUCKLES) -Oh.

Oh, off we go.

(LAUGHS)

Wee! Yeah!

Huh!

I'll get you, I'll get you!

(LAUGHS)

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yes!

(CHUCKLES)

Coming through.

Huh!

Oh. (GRUNTS)

Oh!

Whoa, oh!

Oh, very good.

(GRUNTS)

Oh!

One more event.

Go on. Give it a try.

What's the point?

I can't win the trophy.

Well, that's true,

but let's do it anyway. (LAUGHS)

Oh...

(EXCLAIMING)

(CHUCKLES)

(IMITATING CHICKEN)

Careful.

Oh!

-Oh, no. -(CHUCKLES)

(MOANING)

Oh, don't worry, I'm fine.

(SIGHS)

Okay.

(GRUNTS)

I'm coming.

Stay still.

(GROANS) I'm too heavy.

I need someone lighter.

For five points and the trophy.

What?

No!

No, no, no. No!

-You can't! No! -Deal!

-MR. BEAN: Oh! -Yes!

Stop it, no, I don't need help.

I'll find some way to get down.

(GROANS)

Oh! Oh!

Yeah!

Oh. I was fine.

Whatever.

-Whoa. -(MR. BEAN EXCLAIMS)

-(MR. BEAN GRUNTS) -(CHUCKLES)

Yes!

Ha! We have a winner!

(SCOFFS) Not really.

Yeah!

Let's have a winning smile.

(CHUCKLING)

Cool.

(SCOFFS)

-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -What?

Ugh!

Oh, I give up.

I give up.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS)

Oh!

(FLASHLIGHT SHATTERS)