Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLICKS OFF) (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

MR. BEAN: Oh. (HUMMING)

Whew!

Oh!

There we go.

Perfect. Uh!

Oh.

Oh! D'oh.

Right down my front.

(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS ON HORN)

(TIRES SCREECH)

Who's this?

Irma!

Hello, Beanie.

Like it?

Um.

Yes, very nice. Yes.

Pick you up later.

Oh, there's no need. I've got my car.

Yes.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) In that?

It's quite a good one, actually.

Really?

Let me show you a real car.

Okay, let's have a look.

Lunch, remember?

I've only got an hour from the donkey sanctuary.

MR. BEAN: Here's the key. I'll be right in.

Hmm! (GRUMBLES)

-Spoiler. -Right.

-Alloy wheels. -Oh, right, yes.

Maxi tires.

Tinted windows.

Yeah, it's okay, I suppose.

Can I have a look inside?

Ah. Thank you very much.

Oh, yes. Very nice.

Hmm!

(CHUCKLES)

All my music.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

Oh, that's very loud!

-(SHOUTS) I said the music's very... -(MUSIC STOPS)

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Loud.

Cool, huh?

Ooh.

(CHUCKLES)

Very good.

Hmm.

Well, thank you very much.

Oh, yes, I'll...

But this car's very nice too, actually.

Really?

Let's see who Irma chooses to take her back.

-(ENGINE STARTS) -What?

(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS ON HORN)

What a nerve.

Right.

-Let's see. -(KNOCK ON WINDOW)

Huh?

Lunch!

I'm busy!

(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

Ah. Ooh, oh.

Right, where to start...

Aha.

(CHUCKLES)

One spoiler.

Excellent.

No one's going to be seeing out of that.

Mmm, very nice.

(GIGGLES)

There we go.

Excellent.

Now then, I know!

-Ta-da! -(DRILL SOUNDS)

That's all we need.

(CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) Ah!

There we are.

Excellent.

Now we need something better than that.

Ah!

Hello!

Won't be long.

Hmm.

(GRUNTS)

There we are.

Okay.

There.

(MUSIC PLAYS)

(VOLUME INCREASES)

(LAUGHS) Yes!

Anything you can do...

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

Oh, very good.

(HONKS HORN)

Oh.

I'll have that.

(ALARM SOUNDS)

(CHUCKLES)

Next stop...

(TIRES SCREECH)

(AIR HISSING)

Hmm.

(GASPS)

Hmm.

(TIRES SCREECH)

Here we go, scary!

(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS ON HORN)

Oh, look out.

-(CAR LOCKS) -Whoa.

Hello, there.

Yes, things looking pretty good here, actually.

(CHUCKLES)

Yes, very good.

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

(SCOFFS) You're very rude.

(GASPS)

Oh, hello, Irma.

Would you like to join me in this very smart car?

Uh-huh.

Mmm.

MR. BEAN: Oh, Irma, Irma.

For Lottie.

Hmm, hmm!

Right. Okay?

Okay, okay. Well, let's go.

Hmm!

-(ALARM SOUNDS)-(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS ON HORN)

(TIRES SCREECH)

-Ooh. -You okay?

-(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS ON HORN) -(SCOFFS)

Right.

Hang on!

Oh!

Oh, very careless.

Someone should pick that up.

(MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(INCREASES VOLUME)

(INCREASES VOLUME)

(MUSIC STOPS)

-Yes, yes, yes, right, hang on. -(TIRES SCREECH)

(AIR HISSES)

Oh, no!

What?

Hmm!

(GRUMBLES)

No, no, don't go!

-(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS ON HORN) -Oh.

Need a lift?

Bye!

(CHUCKLES)

(MR. BEAN SIGHS)

Come on!

(GRUNTS) Ah.

There we go.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHING)

What have I done? What have I done?

This is just a mess!

(AIR HISSES)

There. That's better.

(CHUCKLES)

(TIRES SCREECH)

Oh, ah.

That's interesting.

IRMA: Ooh, oh!

Hmm!

(ALARM SOUNDS)

Hello. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(CHUCKLES)

What about work?

(ALARM SOUNDS)

(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS ON HORN)

(ICE CREAM TRUCK JINGLE)

(LAUGHS)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

-Oh! -(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

I'm so late!

(CLEARS THROAT) Do you need a lift, Irma?

Hmm.

Whew!

Thanks.

-(SIGHS IN RELIEF) -(GROWLS)

-Hmm. -No problem.

Off we go.

Oh!

-Here we are. -Thanks.

Have a good afternoon.

-Ah! -(PLAYS RADIO)

-(MUSIC STOPS) -Oh, just one moment.

(DRILLING)

Hello.

Oh.

-Oh, right. -(DRILLING)

Oh! Ouch.

(DRILLING)

Oh, no!

Bye, Beanie!

Ah!

What a day.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

Ohh!

(FLASHLIGHT SHATTERS)