Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLICKS OFF) (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

(GASPS) The postman!

He's here, he's here!

He's here, Mrs. Wicket! He's here!

Oh, come on, come on.

(DOORBELL BUZZES)

Thank you.

-(VACUUM WHIRRING) -No, no, no, no. That's yours.

No. No. Oh, d'oh!

(DOORBELL BUZZES)

Hah! Thank you.

It's here, it's here, it's here, it's here!

(SIGHS)

Oh! (GIGGLES)

Come on, come on, come on.

Ah!

Yes!

(CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS)

My collection complete.

(CHUCKLING)

There.

(LAUGHS)

Okay.

So...

Now what? (SIGHS)

Hmm.

BOY: So you wanna do swapsies?

-Eh? -BRUISER JR.: Oh!

How about this?

Got that one. Got that one. Got that one.

-What about this one? It's mega rare. -(DOOR CLOSES)

Oh, cool.

Hello. What have you got there?

BOY: It's the Jamie Studds sticker book!

Oh.

(EXCLAIMS)

Jamie Studds! (CHUCKLES)

You've got to collect them all.

(CHUCKLES)

Well, that looks brilliant.

(LAUGHS)

I think I'm going to get myself one.

Oh, cool.

(TITTERING)

Here we are.

Oh, where are they, where are they, where are they?

Um... (HUMMING) Ha!

Ah-ha!

I'll have this sticker book, please.

Oh, and I'll need some stickers.

Um...

Hmm.

Oh... Yeah.

I'm just going to take the whole lot.

(CHUCKLES)

There we are.

Thank you.

Stickers, please.

All gone.

Oh, I like that one. Very colorful.

There! Complete!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Eh?

There's one sticker you haven't got.

BRUISER JR.: The golden shiny!

(LAUGHS) You'll never find it!

It's mega rare.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

What?

The golden shiny.

There's one, right there.

Ohh, in his house.

I wonder...

(CHUCKLES)

(CAR APPROACHING)

(TIRES SQUEAL) (HAND BRAKE SQUEAKS)

(TITTERING)

(STATIC OVER SPEAKER)

HOUSEKEEPER:Hello?

Is Jamie Studds there, please?

No visitors.

-What?-No visitors.

-But, but, but, but... -(STATIC OVER SPEAKER)

(SIGHS)

Oh.

I've got an idea.

(MIMICS STATIC)

(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) No cleaning today, thank you.

(MIMICS STATIC)

Eh?

Hmm. (STARTS ENGINE)

Right. I'll just go and get some cleaning stuff. (LAUGHS)

(STARTS ENGINE)

(TIRES SQUEAL)

-(TIRES SQUEAL) -(HORN TOOTS)

(HORN BLARING)

(SNORING)

(LAUGHS)

(WHISPERS) Oh! Excellent.

(STATIC OVER SPEAKERS)

-HOUSEKEEPER:Yes? -Hello?

-Cleaner.-You're late.

-(STATIC OVER SPEAKERS) -Hm?

(GATE OPENING) (GASPS)

(LAUGHS)

(MR. BEAN HUMMING)

Okay.

Right.

Oh. Oh, hello.

This way.

Okay.

(EXCLAIMS)

Coo, what a place.

Ahem.

This way.

Where would he keep a sticker?

HOUSEKEEPER: Ahem. Come on.

Oh. Sorry.

-Start in here. -Right.

Cor! Look at this. (CHUCKLES)

Well, I suppose I'd better do some cleaning.

Now.

Pooey!

(BUZZING)

Um...

Oh. Hmm.

Hmm. Oh, wait. Oh.

This'll do nicely.

(GRUNTING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(TOILET FLUSHES)

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Ooh!

Phew.

(WATER CONTINUES FLOWING)

Well, I'd better look for that sticker.

No, not in there.

No.

It must be here somewhere.

No.

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh.

Phew.

Oh. (GASPS)

Look at this.

Oh!

(GASPS)

There it is! The golden shiny!

-(DOOR OPENS) -(GASPS)

-HOUSEKEEPER: Ahem! -(GASPS)

Oh. Oh, sorry, I just got a bit lost, actually.

-It's... -Keep out and stay out.

(EXCLAIMS)

(VACUUM WHIRRING)

(HUMMING)

Ah. There we go.

-Ooh! -(CLATTERING)

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no. Oh, no.

-Oh! -(RUMBLING)

Oh, d'oh!

Oh, no!

Oh, hello.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Outside.

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

Get the leaves out of the pool.

Okay.

There we are. Shouldn't take long.

Hmm.

(SIGHS)

Ah!

Okay.

There it is.

(GRUNTS)

Right. Ha ha.

Here we go.

-MAN: Hello. -(EXCLAIMS)

Oh, hello.

Jamie Studds. Yes.

What are you doing?

So yes, I was just, uh, cleaning the window.

(MIMICKING WINDOW SQUEAKING)

Oh, that window's really clean.

Oh, yeah, I suppose.

Oh.

Is this your ball?

(EXCLAIMING)

-(SPLASHES) -Whoa!

-Help! -(HOUSEKEEPER GASPS)

He can't swim!

-JAMIE: Help! -What?

Oh, no. Oh...

Oh! There's an idea.

-Help! -Hang on to these!

Okay, don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.

Here grab that.

Ah, very good. Yes.

You saved my life.

-Who are you? -Uh, Bean.

Mr. Bean, your cleaner.

A reward, take anything you like.

Oh... Um...

Well.

(CHORTLES)

Hello, guys.

Look.

The golden shiny.

Stickers? Pah!

This is the new thing.

Wrestling figures.

Eh?

Ah!

I've got to get some of those.

Right!

Bean?

(TIRES SQUEAL)

Bean! Come back with my stuff!

(CHORTLES)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

Ohh!

(FLASHLIGHT SHATTERS)