Original subtitles

-(CLICKS OFF) -(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

(GRUNTING)

Phew.

(EXCLAIMING)

Oh!

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

-Ooh! -(BOOKS THUDDING)

Oh! What the...

(GASPS)

There you go, son.

(LAUGHING)

Whoa! (LAUGHING)

Whoa. Oh.

-(GASPS) -Ha!

(LAUGHING)

Can I have a go?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Where's your board?

(LAUGHS)

Um...

Well, I haven't got one.

Ah! I've got an idea.

(SNICKERING)

Come on, son.

Oh... Just...

Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.

There you go.

(LAUGHS)

Hmm.

Ohh!

That could be useful.

You're coming with me.

(HAMMERING)

(MR. BEAN GRUNTING)

Whoo! There.

Not bad.

(MR. BEAN CLEARS THROAT)

Excuse me.

-Da-da! -Huh?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Have it. We're off to the skate park.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(SIGHS)

I can do this.

Oh!

Aah!

Ow! Ooh.

Oh, no!

MR. BEAN: Thank you.

Bye.

(GRUNTING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(WHIRRING)

Eh?

What the...

(LAUGHING)

-Oh! -Oh.

(BLOWS HORN)

Cor, nice scooter!

Oh, yes.

Oh! Oh.

I can't get up.

Oh.

I've got an idea.

There we go. Come on, come on.

Right.

(GRUNTS)

Ooh!

Hoo-hoo!

(CHUCKLES)

MR. BEAN: Oh.

Right. Need to charge it up.

(BEEPS)

(POWERING UP)

Oh, that's quite a machine you've got there. (CHUCKLES)

Can I, um...

Hands off, Bean.

Five hours of wrestling.

COMMENTATOR: That's five hours of nonstop wrestling action.

(SCOFFS)

So for all you wrestling fans,

-let's get ready to rumble... -Oh!

...because we have a full evening of fighting, grappling...

WINCE: Oh, look at him! Oh, ho-ho.

Pin him down.

(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)

Knock his block off!

(POWERING UP)

COMMENTATOR:He didn't see that.

BOTH: Yay!

COMMENTATOR:Oh, that's got to hurt.

(BOTH CHEERING)

COMMENTATOR:I don't think he's going to get up from that one, Clive.

-That's it! -Whoo-hoo!

-Hurray! -Gotcha!

Whee!

Let's give this a go.

Teddy, you come here. You'll get a better view.

Right.

Three, two, one.

(GRUNTS)

Oh, no!

(POWERING DOWN)

Hmm.

Oh, I've got an idea.

Ah-ha!

(GRUNTING)

Phew.

(GRUNTING)

Okay.

-There we are. -(POWERING UP)

(LAUGHS)

All right.

Three, two, one, go.

(GASPS)

(LAUGHS)

Pretty good.

All right, time to go to the park, Teddy.

(KIDS LAUGHING)

-Go on, out the way. -KIDS: Huh?

Oh-ho! Yeah!

Whoo!

-Excuse me. -(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

Thank you.

Wee!

-(CAR HORN TOOTS) -(TIRES SCREECHING)

(CRASHES)

(BARKING)

Ah.

Here we are.

(LAUGHING)

Hello, everybody. Sorry I'm late.

Ah, nice wheels.

(LAUGHING)

Right.

Keep up, Granddad.

After you.

Whee!

KIDS: Whoa.

(GULPS)

Okay, Teddy, hang on tight.

This is going to be quite a ride.

-(MR. BEAN EXCLAIMS) -Eh?

Oh, my goodness!

Whee!

Huh?

Whee! Whee!

Right. (GRUNTS)

Whoa!

Whoo!

No problem.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Whoa.

Ha!

Whee!

-(KIDS GASP) -BOY 1: Cool!

-Whoa! Cool! -(CHEERING)

Easy!

Let's see you do

the jump of doom!

-Dangerous! -(KIDS GASP)

Bring it on.

(CHUCKLING)

Oh.

(GULPS)

Uh, right.

No problem.

Whoa.

Just got to get in the zone.

It'll be fine.

Huh?

-(BOY SNICKERS) -Okay, Teddy.

Here we go again.

(POWERS DOWN)

Eh?

Oh, what the...

(EXCLAIMS)

(YELLING)

(EXCLAIMING)

Phew.

Oh, no!

What? What did he...

Here. (LAUGHS)

(ALL LAUGHING)

Whoa! Whoa!

(YELLING)

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

-Dad. -Hospital!

Well, I would take you there myself

if you hadn't done your dirty work.

Oh. But wait a minute.

-(POWERING UP) -Ah!

There we go. All right.

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Hang on tight.

Ow!

Ah.

It's this way.

-Hang on. -Ow, ow, ow.

(BARKING)

(GASPS)

Emergency. Make way please.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(MIMICKING SIREN WAILING)

Ah!

I have a patient for you.

My, my, what do we have here?

Thanks.

Oh, think nothing of it.

(LAUGHS)

Whee!

BOTH: Two! Three!

-Out! -(BELL DINGS ON TV)

-(LAUGHING) -Yeah!

COMMENTATOR: Well, it's been a slow burner.

I said no touching, Bean.

-But I've got, I've got to... -Out!

Oh!

(EXCLAIMS)

See you then.

(POWERING UP)

Should be all charged up now.

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

MRS. WICKET: Bean!

Oh, dear.

MRS. WICKET: Come back here.

Oi, Bean, I'm talking to you!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS)

Oh!

(SHATTERS)