Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(HUMMING)

(BIRD SINGING)

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

Here we go. Ah!

(GRUNTS) Oh!

Careful!

We're off to see Larry Sweetnote.

He's lovely. (KISSING)

Oh, really? (SCOFFS)

IRMA: Beany!

Ready for lunch with my mummy?

Oh, dear.

Can I come with you?

Old people only.

(LAUGHS) Let's get going.

Ow!

Oh, my back's gone again.

Oh, I know about this stuff. You just need to...

Okay, ready?

(EXCLAIMING)

-(BACK CRACKS) -Ouch.

-There. How's that? -Ooh!

Worse!

-Oh, I must go home. -(GASPS)

(GIGGLES)

Oh, let me come. You've got a spare ticket now.

Oh, all right. But it's old people only, so...

I'll be right back.

Beany!

Sorry, Irma. I'm busy, bye!

IRMA: Hmph! Every time!

Right.

(MUMBLING)

Hmm.

(CHUCKLES) There we go.

That was easy. Er...

Ah.

Hmm.

There. (CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Excellent.

Right, off we go.

Ah, this is what I need.

Mrs. Wicket.

(LAUGHING)

I'm coming.

Come on!

(MR. BEAN GRUMBLING)

Is that your new boyfriend?

Get out of it!

In her dreams.

Ah.

Morning. Ooh!

Ooh, that hurt.

(MRS. WICKET GRUMBLING)

I'll sit here I think.

Ah.

Oi, window seat's mine.

D'oh.

-(SIGHS) -Charming.

(SIGHING)

(SCOFFS)

Oh, dear.

Oh, Teddy, would you like to have a look out the window?

Yes, go on, go on.

Look at that, look at that, look at that.

Get off!

-Oh, sorry. -(GRUMBLING)

Naughty Teddy.

He's really sorry.

(CRUNCHING)

Oh.

There's a thought. Ah.

It's in here somewhere. Ah.

Whoop, oh!

(GROWLS)

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, dear.

There we go.

(STRAINING)

Oh! (GROWLS)

Oh, dear.

Here, let me.

Oh.

Oh, would you like this one?

Sit still and be quiet.

Charming.

(CRUNCHING)

(GROWLS)

(CRUNCHING)

Oh, mmm.

-Delicious. -Oh.

-(CHUCKLES) -(EXPLODES)

Oh!

Bean!

-Oh, oh, oh. -(HEARING AID RINGING)

Oh!

-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) -Cor.

(SIGHS)

Oh, I know.

Right.

Hmm.

(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY ON HEADPHONES)

(HUMMING ALONG)

Ooh. Oh.

-Too noisy! -(GASPS)

(SIGHS) Okay.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh, I like these.

Oh.

(CHUCKLING)

(LAUGHING)

Cor.

-Oh, God, that's very good, ah! -Oh!

-Oh. -Take a look at this.

Bean!

Oh, suit yourself.

(GRUMBLING)

-Oh, I know what I'll have. -(BAG RUSTLING)

Here we are.

Mmm.

Oh, ah! (SPITS)

Oh!

-Oh! -(TIRES SCREECHING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(HORN BLARING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(PASSENGERS MOANING)

Yuck!

Oh, no!

(PASSENGERS EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Looks like we've got a puncture.

We're going to be late!

Oh.

(GROWLING)

Oh, I know.

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands

♪ If you're... ♪

Oh, what's the point?

Why don't we play some music?

-Here we go. -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK SCREECHES)

(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROANS)

Oh, sorry.

Turn it off!

MAN: Turn it off!

WOMAN: Shocking noise.

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SIGHS)

Oh, I've got an idea.

Here.

Could I borrow that?

There, and there.

Okay.

Ducks in a row, 22.

Legs, 11 .

Doctor's orders, number nine.

House!

(OTHERS GROAN)

Ooh, what do I win?

Um...

The rest of the sweets.

Oh, what a swizz!

We're going to be late!

And we're going to miss the show.

Oh.

I'll try to chivvy him along a bit.

Hello, let me help.

No, I've got this.

No, no, I insist.

-Out of the way. -Look, give it to me.

Ah, oh!

Oh, my arm.

Oh, I can't drive with this.

Oh, we're never going to get there now.

Don't worry. I'll drive.

-Okay. -(ENGINE REVVING)

PASSENGERS: Yay!

And off we go.

-(TIRES SCREECHING) -MR. BEAN: Wee!

-(HONKS HORN) -(TIRES SCREECHING)

Oh, I've always wanted to be a bus driver.

Oh. (SCOFFS)

Out of the way!

(RUMBLING)

(PASSENGERS GRUNTING)

MR. BEAN: Yes!

Ha-ha! (CHUCKLES)

Oh.

-Er, oh, right. -(HORN HONKS)

-Which way, which way? -(HORNS HONKING)

MR. BEAN: Oh, no...

Which... Which one?

(MUMBLING)

-Oh, there it is. -(TIRES SCREECHING)

(HORNS HONKING)

(CHUCKLING)

Here we are, everybody.

(PASSENGERS GROANING)

Uh.

WOMAN: Oh, I think I'm going to be sick.

Oh. Oh, good evening.

Ah.

Oh, yes, I'll take a packet, please.

Thank you very much.

Oh.

Oh, well, this might not be too bad.

Thank you.

Thank you, great to be here.

Aha!

Mmm... Oh!

Thank you, thank you.

Ah! (SPITS)

(EXCLAIMING)

(ALL GASPING)

-Oh, no. -Bean!

(GROWLS)

Oh, ow.

Um... Oh, no, don't worry.

-I know what to do in this situation. -(CRACKS KNUCKLES)

-No! Oh! -Are you ready?

-Oh. -(ALL GASP)

(EXCLAIMING)

(BACK CRACKS)

Concert's off. Sorry.

Ow.

(AUDIENCE HISSING)

Bean!

Oh, I know. (SHUSHING)

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands

(AUDIENCE GROANING)

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands... ♪

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh!

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

-(EXCLAIMS) -(GLASS SHATTERS)