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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCOFFS)

(HUMMING)

Ah.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Oh!

Oh! Sorry. (CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS)

Oh, no!

Oh! Uh.

-Excuse me. -Sorry.

Oh.

Very cool.

Ooh.

Thank you very much.

Coffee. Ooh.

Help you?

Um...

Um.

Um...

Can you recommend anything?

Um, this one?

Okay. Thank you.

(HUMMING)

-Oh, yes. -(LAUGHS)

Oh.

Oh. Ooh.

(TOOTS)

(RUMBLING)

(IMITATES BUBBLING)

(LAUGHS)

Ah!

What? Is that it?

Just a moment.

Oh.

There you go.

Thank you.

Huh?

What?

How much?

I don't believe it!

What a rip off.

Ooh, watch out.

Cappuccino please.

(COFFEE MACHINE HISSING)

(CASH REGISTER BEEPING)

Thanks!

(SCOFFS)

Oh! Be careful!

Yuck!

Oh. Ugh.

Mmm, yum.

What's...

What?

Huh?

I think he's making a lot of money.

Ah!

Sorry, excuse me, excuse me. Thank you.

Right!

Ah, Teddy.

Yes.

Oh! I'll be needing these.

Right.

Now, I think somewhere round here will be good.

Oh.

Hmm.

(CHUCKLING)

Ah! Perfect.

Oh.

Oh!

(HAMMERING)

Ah.

Right. Put those there.

Right. (CHUCKLES)

Coffee. Coffee here.

Coffee sold here.

-Huh? -Coffee?

Coffee over here.

Delicious coffee.

Why not?

Good morning, sir. Can I help?

Grande cappuccino.

Certainly, sir, coming right up.

Right, so, oh.

Just a couple of minutes, thank you.

Oh!

(MUMBLING)

Aha!

Just be a few more minutes, sir.

Oh.

(GASPS)

Oh, no, there's no electricity.

Oh. Oh!

(WHIRRING)

Huh?

Just a moment!

Aha!

-(GASPS) -Right!

Just got to wait until the, uh...

-Oh. -Um...

Ah. Just one moment please, sir.

(GRUMBLES)

-(HISSING) -Ah!

Oh.

(IMITATES BUBBLING)

(IMITATES COFFEE MACHINE HISSING)

Oh.

(IMITATES FIZZING)

Oh, I need some froth.

Oh! (SNICKERS)

Right.

Ooh!

(IMITATES COFFEE MACHINE FIZZING)

Oh, and chocolate sprinkles.

Excellent.

On its way, sir.

Thank you for your patience.

-There. -Oh.

(SLURPS)

How is it?

Oh. Oh, wow.

-Ah! -Bargain. (CHUCKLES)

Look at that!

Try this, it's better.

(LAUGHS)

Ah, good afternoon, sir and madam.

Cappuccino, please.

Coming right up.

(IMITATES COFFEE MACHINE WHIRRING)

There you are, sir.

Thank you. Next, please.

Next.

-There you are, madam. -Oh.

Thank you very much, sir.

Pretty good, huh?

(MR. BEAN CONTINUES IMITATING COFFEE MACHINE WHIRRING)

Thank you very much. Next.

There you are sir, thank you very much indeed. Thank you.

Next please.

Yes, certainly, coming right up.

Huh!

(MR. BEAN IMITATING BUBBLING)

(GROWLS)

Ooh! Uh...

Quick, quick, quick, quick.

(EXCLAIMS)

-Want a job? -Uh...

Where is he?

Yes, please. Ah, thank you very much, thank you.

Oh, I'll just go and get some more.

All right.

Oi, you!

Gah!

Coffee?

On the house.

Oh, yes, I think so.

I'll have that one.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, right.

Okay.

Um. Let me see.

Oh, there we go.

Okay.

Ooh. Oh.

(RUMBLING)

Oh, there we go.

(COFFEE MACHINE WHISTLING)

Oh. (GASPS)

(WHIMPERS)

Oh!

(THUDS)

Uh...

(SIGHS)

All right.

Huh?

I'll have that. (CHUCKLES)

What?

(SIGHS)

(SCOFFS)

Oh, well.

Cup of tea, Teddy?

(IMITATES COFFEE MACHINE WHIRRING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh!

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

-(EXCLAIMS) -(GLASS SHATTERS)