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What are the plans for the day?

So, um, my dad's supposed to be coming over in a bit. He's on his way.

He's coming over. He just texted me that he's on his way and he should be here

soon for us to go ahead and learn to bake a little bit. Awesome. I'm excited.

Yeah. What time did he say he's coming?

Soon. He's going to be here in like 15, 20 minutes.

Okay.

So, um, what does your dad look like?

He's pretty young. I'll show you a picture here. I have him in my contacts.

Wow, your dad does look young. So does mine look.

What does he look like? Let me get the picture. I gotta find it.

Uh, here you go.

Oh, okay.

He's young too, huh? Yeah.

So we're going to learn to bake cookies and do that?

Cookies, yeah. I'm excited.

What kind of cookies are we making?

Iced cookies.

That's what they said.

Ooh, yum.

What kind of icing do you like?

Just regular vanilla icing. You like vanilla icing? I like the, like, it's

like a butter pecan type of icing. I've never had that. Really?

It's really good. You're going to have to show me.

So do you want to take a couple pictures?

Yes. Come on, post on Snapchat.

All right.

I gotta find it.

Oh, here we go.

So what are you going to be majoring in?

I really want to do my psychology degree.

What about you? I was thinking sociology.

I like to study the people in groups.

That would be awesome.

So what do you want to do, like, after college when you get done with it?

I'm going to do something in, you know, helping people and bettering the world

and whatnot.

Kind of like what I want to do.

Yeah. Let's post this one. Yeah, you like this one? Let's take another

picture. I actually really like that one a lot, too.

You want to take a video or a picture?

A picture right there.

Oh, that one looks a little blurry.

How are you? Good. Hi, how are you?

Oh, wow.

This is your friend that you were talking to me about?

Wow, you're a cutie. It's so nice to meet you for the first time. How are

you? I'm good. How old are you? 19.

19, wow.

Getting ready for college. This is as beautiful as my daughter.

Thank you.

Wow, you look good.

Thank you, Dad.

So you girls ready for college?

Yeah, so excited.

Well, you know, I'm going to be here for a couple hours, and you already know.

that there's two things that we survived, that me and your mom were in

college, which is potatoes, and it's cookies!

So, you girls want to come over here and sit down? Yes!

Teach y'all how to survive on cookies?

Alright.

So, I kind of separated some of the ingredients that we're going to put on

these magical cookies, very special cookies. We got some chocolate chips, we

got some brown sugar, you know.

got some sugar cane sugar you know very special sugar and uh pretty

much it's just you gotta make sure that when you when you beat the dough you

know it's nice and um you gotta you gotta work it you can't just you know

you gotta make sure it's nice and soft feel it just go ahead see how soft that

is yeah let me see when it gets in the oven it gets very hard

I normally like to do a little bit of brown sugar.

Just a little bit. You know?

Just a little sprinkle.

See? You want to try it now?

A little bit of that. Can I do the cane sugar?

Of course.

You can.

Just grab a little bit more.

There you go.

Go ahead.

And do I rub it in?

Yep.

It's always a good thing to make sure it's rubbed in.

See there?

Should do an even coat all the way around here. Get a little bit more.

See that?

Want to do the chocolate chips?

Yeah. Yeah?

I usually like to do about, you know, 13, 15.

Can we do 14 to make it even?

You can do whichever you want.

Want to do 14? You can do 14.

I'll let you work on that.

You look very beautiful.

Thank you.

Did you just cut your hair recently? I did. I got it done.

Thank you, Dad.

You know what?

Like a lot of chocolate chips. Oh, you're doing it wrong. You're doing it

wrong.

You're doing it wrong. You need to put... See? You see how she's doing it?

You're doing a good job, honey.

Thank you, guys.

You're so fucking beautiful.

Gosh.

I wish.

Honey, I'm putting enough. I said 14.

okay then 14 chocolate chips okay there you go that's a lot

better right there it's almost time to put them in the oven i think they

are almost ready

350

degrees

Well, so you girls are leaving in a couple days.

You guys ready to be on campus?

Yes, I'm so excited.

Well, I know you don't have a boyfriend.

No. What about you? Do you have a boyfriend?

No. No?

Oh, okay.

Okay.

So you girls ready, huh?

Yeah. We have everything ready to go back to school.

That's good. That's good. I'm glad.

We're looking at dorms that we're going to be staying in.

Okay. How's that going?

It's going really good. We found one, but we're not sure if we like that one

or the other one because the other one's a little bit bigger.

You know, just make sure that, not to change the subject, but remember, 14

chips, okay?

Okay. Make sure, okay.

What do you got over there, brown sugar? Brown sugar, yeah. Okay.

I do need some chips.

Yeah, here you go.

Thank you.

Here you go, daughter.

It's actually right over there.

Why don't you take the cookies and put them in the other room?

We'll show her the barbeques.

Oh, you found it.

Yeah.

It's so beautiful.

Thank you.

So you really don't have a boyfriend? No.

Oh my god, you're so gorgeous.

Thank you.

No wonder she's been keeping it away from me.

Beautiful lips.

thank you

oh

let me know

Let me put this away.

I'll get that.

I'll get that.

Hey. Hey, what's up, man? How are you?

Listen, this is about your daughter. Can I talk to you for a second? Oh, yeah,

sure. What did she do again?

It's nothing that serious.

It's actually not what she did. It's actually, you know what?

Can we talk inside?

Yeah. You know, wait for the girls though. Okay. All right? It's too loud

out here. Come on.

Come on in.

Have a seat.

So listen, man.

I wanted to talk to you about your daughter.

Okay. What did she do now?

It's actually not what she's done. It's actually what she hasn't done.

What do you exactly mean by that?

It's... Let me see, how can I explain it to you?

It's one of those things where, as you know, you know, they're going to be

dating. You know that already.

Yeah, I would hate that. They don't have sexual experiences.

And, I mean, I know my daughter's a virgin.

Yeah, definitely.

So... I think if we, you know, give them that first

experience, you know, we'll lead the way for them.

First experience as in you and I? Like your daughter and my daughter?

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Sexually? Yeah, like first experience, like, you know.

That actually sounds kind of intriguing.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm coming to you as a man because I want to

tell you, your daughter's ready.

What does that mean exactly?

She came on to me earlier.

She kissed me on the lips. She kissed you? She kissed me on the lips. That

little whore.

You know? So, I just felt like I should come to you, talk to you.

You know what?

I'd actually rather you...

Do something then go to cause and have a baby. Oh, of course, of course Yeah, I

mean it sounds that sounds intriguing. I mean, I feel the same way you just got

it You're talking about now though like right now. Yeah, like right now like

just take my lead and Let's do this Let's do this. I have to take you up on

All right. Yeah, we both got two beautiful daughters. Trust me

Just follow my lead. All right? All right. Let's get this done.

There goes my little college girl. Hi, Daddy! How are you? Good, you?

Good, good. This is my friend.

Hi. You tell me she was so beautiful.

Wow. Hi, how are you? Hi, good.

Wow, you're hot.

Hi. Hi, how are you?

Good, good, good.

I think the cookies, they should be ready. Yeah, I think they should.

Cookies? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Showing the girls how to survive in college.

Yeah, definitely.

Potatoes and cookies.

How your dad can cook.

Bit of a chef.

There you go.

I thought they were going to have icing.

Well, they will have icing, but it's going to take about 20 minutes.

What do you mean? Are we making it?

We can actually assist with the icing.

I guess we should explain more.

Yes, sir. We should.

Do

it,

do it.

I'm gonna do it.

Oh, fuck.

Just like that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, right there, baby.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, just like that.

Fuck. Just like that.

You see, this is what I was telling you. This is how we're gonna get icing on the

cookies.

See that?

Just like that.

There's more light than just in your room.

Oh, shit. Oh, yes, right there.

Ah, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Ah, fuck, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, right there. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you need to pick up your fucking mother

Yeah,

make some noise

Oh my god.

Just like that

Yeah, do you like that?

Do you like what you see?

Spread those legs for me.

Come here.

Yeah, I'm gonna go over there.

Oh, shit.

Oh, look at that pussy.

Oh, my God, look at that pussy.

Just like that Put that cap right here. There you go.

Yeah, I'll do the jerking socket.

Fuck from the back baby.

Yes, baby.

Yeah, please fuck me from the back.

Yeah

Oh, it's just so tight.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

it's so fucking tight, Peter.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to open it up.

Stretch that pussy out, baby.

Stretch that pussy out on that big cat.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Yeah, yeah, you like that?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you like that?

Yes. Oh, come on, baby. I want you to fucking... Just like that. Just like

that. Right there. Get on top of that fucking calf right there. Just like

that.

Yeah, right there.

Sit right on top of that. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Right there, baby.

Oh, yeah, squat on that baby right there. Yeah.

There you go.

There you go. Just like that.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Put that cock back in there.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Virgin.

Yes, yeah

Those fucking cookies, baby all those fucking cookies

Here comes right there. Hold it right there. Hold it right there.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Really just gonna lick that cum right off that cookie.

Oh, it's so fucking hot, baby.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking hot.

Fuckin' sexy.

Ooh, so hot.