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[wind blowing]

[wind stops]

[distant water drips]

[drips continue]

- [lights thud on] - [electricity buzzing]

GIRL: Oh, my God, I thought Mr. J's class

- was never gonna end. - GIRL 2: Same.

I hate the way he stares at me-- he's such a creep.

MARIA: Shit, I knew I had it somewhere.

I totally got a demerit for having this in English today.

SAM: Isn't that your third demerit this week?

MARIA: Oh, I got one in first period because

- my skirt was too short. - NAOMI: Uh, does anyone have

a pad? I think I just started my period.

- DANNI: I have a tampon? - Naomi doesn't wear tampons.

- DANNI: What? Why? - I don't know, I don't like

- sticking things up my ass. - DANNI: You don't stick it

up your ass, you put it in your vajiji.

That's what I meant, I just-- I don't know how to use it.

STEPHANIE: She lives with her dad.

DANNI: Oh, okay, watch, demo.

[soft chatter]

Vagina, insert applicator, push up,

pull out, the end, don't leave it in overnight.

- Here's another one. - Okay.

- Hi. - Hi.

Okay, ladies, here's your new uniforms.

- Let's go. - Yes, Coach Judy.

Wow, these are shorter than the old ones.

Janie's gonna probably complain about them

- not showing enough leg. - JANIE: Shut up!

MARIA: I totally got a demerit for a skirt

- longer than this today. - JANIE: Ladies, come on,

being sexy is powerful.

KATHLENE: Yeah, reclaim it, like, we might look like

sluts, but we want to look like sluts.

BRANDY: Yeah, I'm down, it's our bodies,

- we do what we want. - DANICE: Sure, totally, yes.

But also, please, these uniforms came

from a culture of pleasing men.

JANIE: Here we go with Danice and her feminism again.

Fuck the patriarchy, we get it.

Fuck the patriarchy!

MONICA: Y'all, I don't care about what we wear.

I do this because I love cheer,

I freakin' love dance,

and I freakin' love you ladies.

- We love you. - Okay, you got 60 seconds

to get on the field, let's hustle.

BRANDY: Hey, anyone got an extra water bottle?

- I do. - Where's Naomi?

- Bathroom probably. - [overlapping chatter]

MARIA: Shit, my earring. I'll rip my ears off.

[silence]

[whistle blowing]

- Ready... - Okay!

♪ We're not the bad guys, we just want a choice ♪

♪ You can't silence us, we will raise our voice ♪

♪ We are the future, we're here to stay ♪

♪ We just want bodily autonomy ♪

♪ Why are we protecting rape and incest? ♪

♪ It's my body, I decide what is best ♪

♪ If this is about the right to life ♪

♪ Then my life matters like your daughters and wives ♪

♪ We're strong and sexy, we like our rights ♪

♪ And we don't wanna give 'em up without a fight ♪

- ♪ Ladies, are we ready? - ♪ Oh, yeah, okay!

- ♪ Ladies, are we ready? - ♪ Yeah! What do we say?

[rhythmic clapping]

[whistle blowing]

♪ Give me an A!

[electricity crackling]

[phone alarm tone]

[phone alarm tone]

[sighing]

[urinating]

[yawning, groaning]

[phone chime]

[vibrating, rapid chimes]

[distant phone chimes]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[muffled sobs]

[muffled sobs]

[muffled shriek]

[muffled shriek]

[muffled groaning]

[gasping]

Aah!

[panting]

[hoarse gasps]

[ominous music]

[strained sobs]

[distant sobs]

[all sobbing, wincing]

- [phone chime] - Don't, Sienna.

Sienna?

Oh, looks like he's here, I'll call you later.

- Depending on how things go. - Sounds good.

Sienna?

Mark?

[laughing] Wow.

Um, you are really hot,

even better than your profile picture.

- Thanks, you too. - It seems like half the time,

an entirely different human being shows up.

Instead of DTF, they should call it bait-and-switch.

- [laughing] - Yeah.

Thank you, I ordered us beers.

Cheers.

Contract law.

- Wow. - Yeah, yeah.

I plan to work in criminal defense,

helping kids who are caught in the system.

Oh, shit, so you're, like,

- saving the world and shit. - [laughing]

And shit, yeah. What about you?

I'm a surfer.

[laughing] Yeah, well, it sounds

- like you're very active. - Oh, yeah.

Speaking of, uh,

you wanna get out of here?

Definitely. I definitely do.

You are so hot.

You are.

- So, are you pro? - No, not yet.

But that's the goal. If things work out

with the sponsor I'm talking to,

I'll be on the tour this year.

[sighing]

So, how about you? What's next?

- What's next what? - You know,

once you finish school?

Whole marriage, kids thing?

Aww, you wanna get to know me, that's cute.

Um, to be honest with you, I don't see myself

participating in the patriarchal oppression

of monogamy, marriage, or child-rearing at all.

I think there are enough kids in the world.

I intend to do what I want when I want,

and help the young people who are already here.

Ooh, I totally get that.

That's admirable, man.

[sighing]

[sighing]

[sighing]

Uh, I hate to ruin the moment,

but because we were talking about the future,

I have to ask...

what happens if I get pregnant?

We use protection.

Obviously, but, I mean, that's not 100%.

Accidents do happen, and now that abortion's

no longer an option, I think we need to discuss

what happens if that happens.

Uh... well, I guess...

we'll... we'll figure it out.

Might be the lawyer in me, but I think we need

to figure it out now.

[phone ringing]

- Who're you calling? - Mm.

Megan, hi, I have that last-minute contract for you.

Would you mind just... having a little chat

- with my attorney? - Your attorney?

- Yeah. - Okay, yeah.

So, Mark, meet Megan. Megan, Mark.

- Hi. - Oh, hi, Mark.

Congratulations on having sex with Sienna.

Oh, uh... thank you.

I'll go through this as quickly as I can,

so you two can get to it. Do you consent

- to being recorded? - You mean during sex?

- [laughing] - No, just so that

we can go over the contract.

Oh, right, uh...

okay, yeah.

So, this is just a simple sex contract,

stating that you and Sienna agree to go into

a consensual sexual encounter to be concluded

at any point in time that either of you so choose.

Do you agree?

I'm sorry, I require a verbal yes or no.

- Oh, yes. - Yes for me.

You both agree to use prophylactic condoms,

as directed, during said sexual encounter.

- I do. I mean, yes. - Me, too.

Finally, Mark, should Sienna accidentally become pregnant

as a result of this consensual sexual encounter,

you acknowledge that you've been made aware that

Sienna intends to focus on her career

and has no intention or interest

in raising any child that might result

from said consensual sexual encounter; further,

being as the federal law currently bans all abortion,

even in the event of rape, incest, or health

of the mother, do you agree, that in the event that

there was an unwanted pregnancy, that Sienna would

have no legal or financial obligation

to any child born after the execution

of this legally-binding contract?

Uh... just to be clear,

if I say "no," then we're not having sex, right?

Right, okay...

then I guess it's... a yes.

Fantastic. And just one final provision:

if a child is born, you, Mark-- I'm sorry,

- what was your full name? - Mark Darren Greer.

You, Mark Darren Greer, agree to sole parentage,

sole custody, and to maintain any and all

financial obligations for said child

from his earliest six weeks of pregnancy through

- said child's 18th birthday. - Yep, yep, yes.

- Whatever, yes. - Okay, this contract

is hereby executed.

I just need to do a quick retina scan.

[whirring, tone]

And if you could just give me a thumbprint here.

- [tone] - Yes, and if you could

e-sign there.

Congratulations, you and Sienna are

officially cleared for sex. Have fun, you two.

[sighing] That was a lot.

How are you feeling? Still...

DTF?

Totally.

[ringing]

My controller glitched-- two out of three.

- [men hollering] - Mark Darren Greer?

Yeah...

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Hi, um, we met nine months ago.

I'm Sienna Campbell's attorney.

Sienna... oh, yeah.

- Right, what's up? - I'm here to execute

the fulfillment of your sex contract.

- Meet your daughter, Emma. - [baby whimpering]

Oh...

[gasping]

[baby coughing]

[gate creaking]

[baby crying]

[baby crying]

[rock and roll music]

♪ Down to fuck down to fuck ♪

♪ Hey, hey, I'm down to fuck ♪

♪ Down to fuck-- hey! down to fuck-- hey! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, I'm down to fuck ♪

[music]

[ominous music]

[music fades]

Today's an exciting day for all of us.

I can sense some feelings of anxiety

in the room right now, and that's normal.

Even I was anxious before my first lesson.

If any of you are feeling nervous at any time,

the Association has provided a little something

to help calm your nerves.

Now, I'm sure you all have a lot of questions.

I hope to answer all of them before the end of this.

I'm going to be passing these around.

Please take one and pass them back.

[suspenseful music]

What's wrong?

You don't wanna be left behind, do you?

Good girl.

You are all doing the right thing.

Now... are there any questions?

Does it hurt?

No.

No, it's as close to God as you will ever be.

How many times do we get to it?

As many times as you can!

- What if it doesn't work? - It will work.

As women, after our 19th year,

our bodies are...

as ready as they will ever be.

What's that?

That...

is a very generous donation

from the Association.

He has accelerated the course,

which in turn has given us

a 100% success rate in seeding!

One hundred years ago, when our Supreme Court

made that brave decision,

overturning that archaic bill,

it brought in a new era

of putting life first.

[ecstatic sighing]

I thank God

every day

for putting me in this situation.

So that we may continue

to give the gift of conception.

[ecstatic sighing]

Now...

we can do this the long way,

where I go over what's in your booklets,

you take notes, you learn,

blah blah blah.

[scattered giggling]

Or...

we can do this the fun way.

Do I have any volunteers?

[soft giggling]

Wow, so eager, hmm?

Vita?

Can you come up to the front of the class?

[ominous music]

Vita... please?

[soft laugh]

Thank you for volunteering.

[laughter]

Wasn't that brave?

Coming up here all by herself?

[soft laughter]

Now, class,

what should Vita do next?

She should get on top of him.

Great suggestion.

Did you hear that?

She says you should get on top of him.

Good, Vita.

Now, class, now what should Vita do?

She should grind on him.

Yes, she should grind on the dummy.

Grind on the dummy.

[rhythmic breathing]

[strong gasps]

[halting breaths]

You should be very proud of yourself.

Good girl.

[ominous music]

Send the next group in.

- [music] - [insects buzzing]

♪ So blessed our love, us ladies ♪

- ♪ Aah... - ♪ God gave us

♪ Our precious babies ♪

Y'all sure I can't get you anything other than water?

Oh, I make the absolute best ice lattes.

Absolutely heaven-sent.

Oh, and don't worry, we've got decaf for Mama.

- [canned laughter] - Oh, we're actually

- not pregnant. - Ah-ah!

Not yet, honey. [laughing]

Uh, actually I can't get pregnant.

Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways.

[chime]

[humming]

[soft canned laughter]

All of these fertility places are like this.

Completely baby-obsessed.

Obsessed with the mommies, obsessed with the daddies.

- Knock-knock. - [canned applause]

Hi, I'm Dr. Lizbeth.

Thank you so much for coming in today.

Janie, this is my boyfriend Alex.

- Hi. - Uh, it's nice to meet you,

- Dr. Elizabeth. - Oh, no.

It's just Dr. Lizbeth, not "E-lizabeth."

That was my grandmother's grandmother.

[canned laughter]

And you two, such a lovely married couple.

Oh, actually no, not yet.

We've been together almost ten years now.

We've just been to so many of our friends' weddings

that we decided we should just wait.

But somebody did catch the bouquet

- at the last one, so. - [canned laughter]

[laughing]

I have been married for 20 years

to my wonderful husband Luke,

and we have three precious babies.

That's Kayleigh, Bayleigh, and J.C., our boy.

Named for Jesus Christ but also my favorite member

- of NSYNC. - [canned laughter]

But don't tell my husband that!

[uproarious laughter]

Seriously, don't.

Um, you have a lovely family, Doctor,

but we are not quite ready for that yet.

Oh, but what are you two waiting for?

A stork delivery? 'Cause I've got

some bad news for you... he's retired!

[canned laughter]

- He's retired! - Yeah.

I see here we have 13 gorgeous babies.

Gorgeous, huh? Must get it from me.

[canned laughter]

Um, actually they're frozen embryos,

they aren't babies.

Oh.

[laughing]

We are actually here, um,

because of this letter you sent.

Was there an issue with our payment--

Oh, no-no-no, nothing-- nothing like that.

We are part of a new program

that protects every child in the state

from day one to heaven above.

I was particularly touched when I read your file, Janie.

You had breast cancer in your 20s?

- That is so incredibly sad. - [audience aww's]

Yeah, that's the reason

we froze embryos to begin with.

We weren't even sure if we were going to use them.

Just wanted to, you know, keep our options open.

Actually we've been thinking about adoption, maybe?

I don't know, surrogacy just seems so stressful.

Such a silly idea

when you've already been so blessed.

Nobody wants to go through all that adoption paperwork.

Boo, paperwork's the worst, right?

[canned laughter]

Plus, you're already starting a family.

A family of 15.

That's gonna be a lot of diapers.

[canned laughter]

Again, they're frozen embryos. They are not babies.

And it was made very clear to us that,

during the process, we would actually have

- to discard several embryos. - Ssh!

- [audience gasps] - You don't want

your precious babies to hear you.

[heartbeat thuds]

[sighing] Life begins

at conception.

And that includes the embryonic form.

Just like your 13 precious,

little...

[echoing] babies.

Thank you so much for your time, Doctor,

but we actually have got to get going.

Thirteen...

precious lives put at risk,

all for your sinful and reckless lifestyle.

- [laughing] - Okay,

like she said, we're leaving.

[alarm buzzes]

- What the hell is this?! - Unfortunately, Janie,

we will be arresting you today

on 13 charges of child abuse and neglect,

13 charges of attempted baby-killing--

What the fuck are you talking about?!

- They aren't children! - Maybe you should've

prayed more before the devil cursed you

with all that cancer for your sins.

Fuck you, Dr. Elizabeth, you insane fucking fuck!

That's not my fucking name!

- [groaning, shrieking] - [laughing]

[laughing]

♪ So blessed, all of us ladies ♪

♪ God gave us...

♪ Our precious babies ♪

[canned laughter]

[music]

[gasping] Pull over! Stop the car!

- I can't-I can't breathe! - No-no-no, you're breathing,

you're breathing, just too fast.

No, I can't breathe, I think I'm having a heart attack.

No-no-no, you're not having a heart attack, Kate.

I promise, you're not having a heart attack. It's okay.

Look at me, look at me, you are so strong

for making this decision for yourself, and I know

we've been to five different places.

- I'm not okay. - But we're here early

this time, I think you'll make it in.

- It's not okay... [sobbing] - [shushing]

You're okay. It's okay, we're--

we're so close, I know, I know, but I'm here.

I'm here, and afterwards we can go get a slushie,

and you'll never have to think about this again, okay?

But we-we have to go, right now, okay?

Or you're gonna lose your chance.

We have to go now, okay?

Okay, okay. [crying]

I know, I know, I know.

[sniffing, sobbing] Okay.

- Here. - [sobbing]

- Are you ready? - Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

- [protestors hollering] - It's okay.

Ignore them.

Ignore them, ignore them.

[hollering]

[hollering continues]

[hollering continues]

Hey, hey, I'm gonna be next to you the whole time.

I can't do this.

Look, look, do you remember when we were kids?

We would go swimming in the pool all the time

- during the summer? - [thumping]

- What? - You were always

so much better at holding your breath than I was.

- [hollering] - Hey.

Hey, look at me. Look at me.

Look at me. Not them, not them.

Don't look at them. Look, you could

hold your breath for almost three minutes.

Just do that today.

Three minutes, and then it's done.

- Okay. Okay. - Okay?

Three minutes.

- Three minutes. - Yeah.

- Okay. - Okay?

- Yeah, I-- okay. - Let's go, let's go.

You don't have to do this.

What're you doing here, huh? Huh?

It's okay, there are people here to help you.

Is it you? Are you a child killer?

You should be ashamed! How dare you?!

Leave her alone! Leave her alone!

[overlapping shouts]

[overlapping shouts]

WOMAN: Go to hell, bitch!

Why are you doing this?!

Turn around, save your child.

[ominous music]

[overlapping shouts]

[overlapping shouts]

- Stop! - [overlapping shouts]

Stop!

[overlapping shouts]

[gasping]

[music]

[electricity crackling]

[buzzing]

[light woodwind music]

[music]

[music continues]

[buzzing]

[birds tweeting]

[wind chimes ringing]

[beeping]

[clunk, creak]

[woman gasping]

[beep]

[muffled speech]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[distant buzzing]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[buzzing]

[birds cawing]

[electricity crackling]

MAN: Just to confirm real quick,

your daughter is Gabi, age 12.

That's right.

And, uh, no other children in the house?

All right, Mr. Sanchez, if you could just sign this for me.

You think this is enough?

For what we've lost?

Look, man, I'm just here to install.

You can call your representative.

[soft music]

[door closes]

[soft music]

[chime]

WOMAN: Gabi?

Why don't you tell me what's going on with you today?

Uh, I finished my book today.

That's great, sweetie.

And all my friends are coming.

I'm officially a teenager.

Feliz Cumpleañosto me!

- [whistling] - That's great, sweetie.

He doesn't listen, and I told him

what kind to get, and he got me

the wrong one again.

I feel like I'm walking around in a diaper.

You'll be all right, sweetie.

Why did he ask me to meet his parents

if he was just gonna break up with me?

You'll be all right, sweetie.

Gosh, say something else.

- You'll be-- - Stop, please.

Say something real.

I just want you to talk to me!

Really.

I'm not allowed, Gabi.

Please?

You'll be all right, sweetie.

[soft music]

[door closes]

Es tuya,Gabi.

Okay, but I haven't touched it in years.

No lo tienes que usar, pero no tiene

- sentido aquí. - You don't get it.

Okay, it won't hurt if you take it.

It does! It does hurt me, Dad.

Every time I look at that, I think of all the ways

that you weren't there for me.

All the times that you let a government contractor

be my parent when you didn't feel like it.

You never fucking felt like it!

Gabi, this is what they gave us.

And...

I was doing my best.

It wasn't enough.

Not even close.

Gabi!

Gabi!

What's, uh... what's in the box?

I guess Dad's moving out of his house.

Sent me the last of my things.

Feliz Cumpleañosto me.

[soft piano music]

- [phone chime] - Gabi?

I-I didn't think you would be allowed.

Oh, they stopped monitoring our line years ago.

Told me to disconnect it, but I didn't.

I should have...

Guess their plan did not work, huh?

I'm so sorry, I always wanted to say more,

to be better for you.

Why'd you do it?

I got to have my abortion years ago.

I always knew I didn't want children, but...

there's a curiosity there.

Even in the certainty. And I guess I thought I...

I thought I was helping.

Why did you pick it up again?

Oh, I, um...

I guess my dad is...

is moving, and...

You guess?

We're not close.

He picked up the phone once.

- Really? - I couldn't say anything

to him, but he... he talked.

If it means anything to you now, he cared for you

so very much.

He was trying very hard to do right by you.

I, um...

I'm pregnant.

Do you...

Do you want to...

Yeah.

Yeah, I do.

I, um...

I have a partner,

and...

he's good,

and we're ready.

I just...

um...

my...

my mom wanted her baby too.

Her second baby.

And it just, it went wrong,

and they wouldn't help her.

And I'm just-- I'm scared that,

that, what if it's genetic, you know?

what if-what if it goes wrong for me too?

And they won't help me and...

I don't want to die for this.

But I'm scared that they're gonna make me.

Gabi...

oh, Gabi...

you'll be all right, sweetie.

[music]

[electricity crackling]

[music]

[clink]

Braintree, March 31, 1776.

I wish you would ever write me a letter

half as long as I write you.

Mm, I long to hear

that you have declared an independence,

and by the way, in the new code of laws,

which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make,

I desire you would remember the ladies...

and be more generous

and favorable to them than your ancestors.

April 14th, 1776,

as to your extraordinary code of laws...

I cannot but laugh.

[laughter]

We've been told that our struggle has loosened

the bands of government everywhere, that, uh,

children and apprentices were disobedient,

that schools and colleges were grown turbulent,

that Indians slighted their guardians

and Negroes grew insolent to their masters.

But your letter was the first intimation that

another tribe, more numerous and powerful

than all the rest, were grown discontented.

This is rather too coarse a compliment,

but you are... so saucy, I won't blot it out.

Do not put such unlimited power

into the hands of the husbands.

Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could.

If particular care and attention is not paid

to the ladies,

we are determined to foment a rebellion.

And we'll not hold ourselves bound

by any laws in which we have

no voice or representation.

That your sex are naturally tyrannical

is a truth so... thoroughly established

as to admit of no dispute, but such of you as wish

to be happy willingly,

give up the harsh title of master.

For the more tender and endearing one

of friend.

Put it out of the power of the vicious

and the lawless to use us with cruelty.

Men of sense in all ages

abhor these customs

which treat us only as the vessels of your sex.

We know better than to repeal our masculine systems.

Although they are in full force,

you know they are little more than theory.

We dare not exert our power in its full latitude.

We are obliged to go fair

and softly...

and in practice,

you know that we are the subjects.

Regard us then as beings placed by providence

under your protection, and in imitation

of the supreme being,

make use of that power only for our happiness.

[dramatic chord]

I long to hear that you have declared an independency.

And by the way, in the new code of laws,

which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make,

I desire you would remember

the ladies.

And be more generous and favorable to them

than your ancestors.

[whoosh]

[bird cawing]

[electricity crackling]

Finally, you've made the decision

to take control of your life.

[giggling] ...wink!

You've made the decision to choose Plan C,

the only birth control approved

- by the federal government. - Tell me more!

Waah!

Unlike previous forms of contraception

outlawed by the court...

Plan C has no side effects,

well, unless you count a clear complexion,

carefree weight loss, and my favorite side effect...

copious coitus.

[ding]

Plan C gave me a choice,

and lucky for me, I chose him.

Commitment.

Thanks to Plan C, I'll always be committed

to my partner, from when we eat

to when we make love...

[laughing] ...we're always in sync.

Always.

Plan C combines

state of the art drone technology

with the latest in nano-robotics,

to create an intra-uterine device

more advanced than ever before.

Your doctor inserts the device vaginally,

and after a simple cognitive test,

aligns the system...

[distorted] ...with the complimentary app.

Just a simple in-office procedure--

simple in-office procedure--

[glitching voices]

[long beep]

And you're set, for life.

And when you're ready for that next step,

just tell your doctor, and once he--

- [thud] - --or she has

confirmed you're eligible, they painlessly adjust

the settings so you can conceive.

[thud]

Commitment, choice, control.

Contraception that works.

That's why I chose Plan C.

♪ Plan C, the only plan for me ♪

Talk to your doctor to see

if Plan C is right for you!

God, I hate that song. Your legally-required viewing

is complete; do you have any more questions

before you consent to Plan C?

[clatter]

Will it hurt?

When you put it in?

Yes.

Hurts a lot.

Do you still consent?

Yeah, can we do it today?

Like, right now?

[clatter]

[echoing humming]

[humming continues]

♪ Plan C, the only plan for me♪

[whirring]

[music]

[electricity crackling]

[ominous music]

- Hey, Jodie. - Hey, Carla.

- Hey, come on in, hey, y'all. - Hey.

You good? Go on in.

- How much time we got today? - I've only got, like,

- 20 minutes. - My next shift is

- across town. - I've got ten.

- What, no Della? - She's doing a triple today.

What? Fuck, okay.

All right, that's enough.

You gotta get up, get dressed,

get your ass out the door.

No one's coming for us.

[soft sobs]

You gotta go to one job and then the next job

and then the next job, and you look forward.

One day at a time, okay?

Just one day at a time.

I smell like bleach.

Ugh, here, let me take this.

I know you don't wanna hear that, but you don't have

any other choice, none of us do.

[soft whispers]

[soft whispers] ...get to see each other.

I miss you too. I miss you too.

- Thank you. - I'm gonna see you tonight.

I'm gonna see you tonight, okay?

I miss you. You don't got to worry.

No, it's gonna be okay, I can tell you that

- from experience, honey. - I'm scared.

- I know. - That's normal.

For your safety.

You can trust us, you're safe.

Just go with it.

[soft sobs]

I can't do it, I can't do it.

[soft sobs]

CARLA: You got to harden yourself now, you hear me?

Catch the bus, make the beds, feed the mouths,

grow the babies,

birth the babies, raise the babies.

Work.

WOMAN 2: And when you feel like you're gonna break,

you come here. We'll get you cleaned up,

we'll get you dressed every day, if we have to.

I wish it wasn't this way, honey...

but it is.

Okay?

[echoing] Okay?

Okay.

[music]

[fly buzzing]

[electricity crackling]

License and registration?

Thank you. Do you know why I pulled you over today?

No, officer, I do not.

Uh, you were using the carpool lane

despite being one single solitary person.

Oh, well, actually, I am driving for two.

- Oh! - Just a few months.

Cool, well, points for creativity,

and congratulations, but that doesn't count

so I'm still gonna have to ticket you.

Oh, well, you definitely don't have to.

Um, you could just let me off with a warning.

Legally, there are two of us, please?

I really can't handle a $250 ticket right now.

- It's $490. - What?!

Oh, my God, no, I definitely can't--

Okay, don't fall into the victim role here,

all right? God has a plan for you, Jenna.

And single moms have made it work

since the beginning of time. You got this.

You can't force me to have a baby

and pay a speeding ticket.

It's not actually a speeding ticket--

Whatever!

It's all part of God's plan, okay?

The burden is heavier on us as women,

but that's because we're stronger.

He never gives us challenges that we can't overcome.

I mean, suicide's a thing.

Yeah, that's that victim mentality,

it'll kill ya, that's what I'm saying.

Usually I just take a photo and it auto-populates but--

So, you think that this is a baby.

- Yeah. - Well, then you can't

possibly write me up for driving with my baby.

I can, uh, and I am.

Except, menu, it's not-- oh, it's loading.

All right, just gotta wait for it to--

might take a second.

Have you seen the new season of "Ozark"? It's good.

- Ahh, we're back. - Stop writing that.

Hey, I said stop writing.

I'm gonna need you to stay in your vehicle.

Look, a ticket is no big deal, but threatening an officer,

- that's a big deal. - Yeah, you're right.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

But, look, I am really struggling right now.

I could really please just use the tiniest bit of kindness.

- Please. - I get it.

I don't wanna be a mom, that seems really hard.

But that's why I keep my legs closed.

It's pretty straightforward, you know, I mean,

for the future, too late now, but...

You have heard of rape, right?

- One in six American women-- - If a baby isn't meant

to be born, the body will reject it.

Isn't that amazing? It's all in God's hands.

Oh, yeah, then what about that ticket?

Is that in God's hands? 'Cause that looks

- like that's in your hands. - Oh, hey.

I got a gun, right? So we're gonna calm down.

I understand that you're hormonal,

but you gotta relax and get back inside the vehicle.

What is gonna happen when I can't pay my rent

because of that ticket? And what if it's God's plan

that I miscarry him, and I get charged with murder?

It's scarier than that gun.

Okay, you know, when a dog

is about to be euthanized, it's very sad,

none of us like it, but they have to do it sometimes.

But occasionally it outsmarts the human

and hides in a corner or escapes.

Usually, even when they find the dog,

they grant the dog a stay, right, because

the thinking is, well, maybe that dog is

destined to live, right?

Just gotta think about a baby like that.

I am not a violent person, but I do mean you bodily harm.

I'm gonna need you to get back in the car.

Oh, fuck.

Hey, hey, it's okay, it's okay.

We're just gonna write you this one ticket.

I'm not gonna cuff you or anything, you can

handle one ticket, okay?

Let's try to...

Oh... okay.

That was... it's a bit like trying to pat your head

and rub your belly at the same time, you know what I mean?

Oh, that was close, but that's what I'm saying is

- it's all part of-- - [blam]

[screaming]

[up-beat rock and roll]

[song continues]

- [electricity crackling] - [helicopter whirring]

[birds tweeting]

[car starts]

[sighing]

[upbeat funk playing]

[music continues]

[new wave synth beat]

[music continues]

Hey.

Hey, beautiful.

What's your name?

[laughing]

[static fuzzing]

[disquieting music]

What's your name?

Nothing?

Hey, beautiful?

I'm trying to talk to you.

Huh.

Fuckin' rude.

- Bitch. - Hey, Mister.

Want to play backseat bingo?

Okay, silent treatment.

Hey, beautiful!

Nothing?

[echoing] Hey, Mister!

[eerie music]

- [engines roaring] - [electricity crackling]

[birds cawing]

- [camera shutter snaps] - ♪ I need a playboy

♪ Super smash game boy, send a dick pic... ♪

WOMAN: Previously on "Crucible Island"...

I can't wait to find out why we're here, okay?

For two reasons, one,

'cause Henny-thing is possible, baby.

And two, if there's a cash prize,

I'm gonna use that as seed money

for my staplecoin startup.

Fingers crossed that this is

a home renovation show.

People think moving a palm is

just like moving any other tree,

but it takes a...

a real gentle touch.

I have some medical bills piling up.

Just a... sorcery mishap.

Heh, so I could definitely use the cash

to make those, um--

ts-ts-ts-tsah! Disappear.

I'm just hoping this is a springboard

- to get my brand out there. - [laughing]

I'm not eating no bug though.

Honestly, I guess I'm really here

- just to find love. - Love.

[bubbling and popping]

- [ding] - Or a new assistant.

[music]

[hip hop playing]

[audience cheering]

Hello, hello, hello.

Seems you've all settled in. I bet everyone is dying

to know why you're all here.

[assorted cheers]

[wolf-whistles]

Let's go ahead and call this lovely lady Bernadette.

Right? Oh, man, if this is what we're working with,

I'm hella excited.

Oh, I'm glad I tanned my balls for this.

Ooh, she is really smokin'.

[laughing]

[both laughing]

Now, Bernadette has just come back from the doctor,

and we can confirm she is with child.

We brought you five here to deduce

which of you heathens put Bernadette in the family way.

RECORDED BABY: [giggling] ...dada.

Now, once the lucky impregnator is rooted out,

he will leave the house a father!

[laughing] Or with an 18-year

financial commitment to pay child support.

[audience cheering]

Okay, are you ready, Bernadette?

I have never seen this woman before.

I don't even know a Bernadette.

This is unacceptable. I refuse to speak

unless my lawyer is present.

Ruthie, please bring in Geoff's contract,

highlighting articles 37, 42, and 68.9.

There's this one, this one...

Well, that's settled.

Get some sleep, boys.

Tomorrow, you face judgment in the Reckoning Round.

[overlapping shouts]

I have so many bills going on!

HENNY: What about my staplecoin startup?

[bell clanging]

Geoff, how many women have you slept with

this year to date?

One.

My wife.

- Oh. - [phone ringing]

Oh, well, seems we have some studio callers

claiming that is perjurious.

- Ruthie? - [beep]

WOMAN: You have a fucking wife?

WOMAN 2: Does she paint you with hummus?

WOMAN 3: You told me you loved me this morning.

Look at you. So many followers.

[chuckling]

How many of these women have you slept with?

- Henny. - April-May June.

That's me-- Henny, have you had sex with women

or a woman in the last five months?

Uh, yes, I-I have, yeah, you know.

- Just one, though. - Oh, one's enough.

Were you safe when you did this?

- I think so. - [buzzer]

Braden's been bragging about tail

since we got here. He's your guy.

It wasn't me. I always pull out.

Pointing fingers at others is always

the best line of defense.

Geoff, have you ever paid

for someone to have a secret abortion?

- Never. - [phones ringing]

The Wisdom Round.

- [ding] - [applause]

Where do a woman's eggs come from?

Her hoo-hoo.

Um... God?

No, but you are all still in the game.

Question number two, how is an embryo created?

Through alcohol and mistakes, am I right?

I know this one. The fallopian tubes.

It's not, it's not, it's not the fallopian tubes.

Question number three, can you name

the female reproductive hormones?

Is the answer boobs?

Potassium.

Science, brah.

Well, this is an abomination.

Hi, uh, April-May June.

So, obviously I don't know much

about reproductive stuff, and...

being here has made me realize that I haven't been

the best guy, but seeing Bernadette,

I'm, like, starting to feel things

that I've never felt before.

So, I just wanna say, if it was me,

I accept full responsibility.

[all gasping]

[sighing] Wow, thank you, Henny.

Bernadette, is Henny the father?

- No! - [sighing]

Well, Henny, you are not the father.

But your willingness to take accountability

for your actions has been noted.

So, Henny, you have been released from your witch hunt.

Your time on "Crucible Island"

has officially come to an end.

Thank you. Henny-thing is possible, guys.

He really was the only one of you I liked.

Our expert will monitor your polygraph units,

so no lies.

Welcome to the alibi round.

Geoff, where were you on the night of March 17th?

I was home with my wife.

- Where I always am. - Well, that's great.

Let's see if Mrs. Geoff can corroborate.

Let's get her on the line, Ruthie.

LINDY: Hi, April-May, as much as I don't wanna help

this narcissistic [bleep] small-[bleep]

[bleep] [bleep]-boy loser,

we were at home that night waiting for a couch delivery.

There's ring-cam footage. As usual, Geoff was rude

to the delivery guys.

Serve him, Abigail!

Hey, Lindy, wait, please, I--

- [dial tone] - Eh, yeah, we lost her.

All right, Geoff, you're not the father.

[gasping]

Well, you have officially been released from your witch hunt.

Your time on "Crucible Island" has come to an end.

Now get the fuck out.

I lost, and then I won, and that's politics.

We are down to three.

So, who's the culprit? Is it Braden?

Is it Marco? Is it Keith?

You have three seconds to answer this question, Braden,

where were you on the night of March 17th?

- [buzzer] - You're gonna need to be

quicker, okay, moving on to Marco.

March 17th, St. Paddy's Day.

I was with my frisbee golf team,

chugging pitchers on a parade float.

Hah! I was on a parade float.

Did you have sex?

Nah...

- yeah. - Oh, my fucking God.

why are we believing Mr. Dick-Every-Girl-Down?

It's obviously fucking Braden.

Why me? Huh? Why not magic man here?

He conjures. I mean, I guess he can

conjure a babe who fuckin' knows--

then he can conjure another girl.

Oh, what the fuck, Keith, Braden literally

calls himself a clit whisperer.

'Cause it's fuckin' true.

- Mm-hmm. - Fuckin' Braden.

Fuck you, pipsqueak.

Maybe it's you, fuck you!

[thudding]

[lights clicking on]

Shall we let the final three in on our little secret?

Before you were brought here, Bernadette decided she was

not ready to be a mother.

Not emotionally, not mentally, not financially.

She went ahead and made the terminal decision

to have an illegal abortion,

and her actions resulted

in her immediate arrest and pending prosecution.

[clanging]

- [relieved sighs] - Fuck yeah.

Now, in the good old US of A,

we have a saying.

Ruthie, can you tell us what the saying is?

It takes two to tango.

- [guitar strum] - And once we expose

whomever was the reputed father,

he too will face manslaughter charges

alongside Bernadette!

- What? - She will not tango alone.

I can't go to jail for a hookup.

It's time for the Persecution Round.

Let's turn our inquiry over to the home tribunal.

Folks at home, call 555-1111

to let us know who you denounce.

[phone ringing]

- Go ahead, caller. - MAN: I'm pretty sure

Braden did it, he just looks like a piece of shit.

- Who the fuck is this? - I'm just a self-righteous

asshole that has now been emboldened by the patriarchy

and legally enabled to impose my narrow-minded morality

on anyone I damn well please.

So, your word or mine, stranger.

...that's fucking insane.

Next caller claims to have a connection

to one of you!

WOMAN: Hi, I'm the HR rep that hired Marco

for our corporate retreat. He swore he could make

the underwriters disappear, but instead,

he made my underwear disappear.

Every last pair.

Even when I bought new ones.

I mean, he is a good magician,

but he's definitely a perv.

- Abracadabra, loser. - Oh, you're so damn smug.

When did you get that T-shirt, spring break?

Yes, actually.

Daytona, where I got COVID for the whole month of March.

I was bedridden the entire time I was there.

Keith, you evade punishment.

Keith-It-Reals, you are released from your witch hunt.

Your time at "Crucible Island" has come to an end.

- Later, bozos. - Fuck off.

And then there were two.

Find out who gets raked over the fiery coals

of feticide next time on "Crucible Island."

[ding]

- [helicopter whirring] - [electricity crackling]

[drumroll]

ANNOUNCER: The following program is

brought to you by VCTV.

[chime]

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Now, what we've learned here at Vasectopia is that

men aren't crazy about unwanted pregnancies either.

Right, Kevin?

So we've created a world where people can

enjoy their lives and have as much sex

as they consent to,

without the fear of going to jail.

And don't forget...

bodily autonomy.

♪ In a world that's dark and sad ♪

♪ Getting pregnant can be real bad ♪

Now the government owns your uterus

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on the black market out there in the real world?

[laughing] Don't be ridiculous.

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[drumroll]

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[helicopter whirring]

[electricity crackling]

[helicopter whirring]

[soft music]

REPORTER: ...would be a monumental decision,

and we are at the capitol of the last holdout state

to keep pro-choice abortion rights

since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade

over a decade ago on June 24th, 2022.

The state has become a battleground

for the pro-life movement and politicians.

Today, the governor is due to sign the ratification

presented by the state senate.

The announcement could be the end of this process,

- which has since led to-- - [door dinging]

the banning of abortion rights in 49 states.

As we wait for the decision, let's go to other--

[mutes TV]

[knocking on door]

[door dinging]

POLITICIAN: ...we are looking out for the unborn.

Mainstream media want you to believe

that we aren't pro-women!

Being pro-life

and pro-women's rights

aren't mutually exclusive!

[woman straining]

[woman panting]

[monitor beeping]

WOMAN: Oh, God...

oh, you can do it. You can do it.

[monitor beeping]

[woman gasping, panting]

Is some... Is someone there?

[watch beeping]

[sighing]

[chuckling] Juanita, mi amor,

- cuídate, por favor. - [knocking on door]

[beeping]

- No. - [door dinging]

[sighing]

Hey, Vi. Lookin' bienas usual.

Heh, Officer Hall.

Uh, been busy today.

Huh.

- That's all right. - Yeah.

I have time.

Time.

Ahh, see, this girl has the whole department crazy.

You know, I had to work OT last night because we got

a tip that she was, you know, seen a few miles from here.

I... I hope she's okay.

Where's your... your little helper?

- Um... - [laughing]

Juanita, she took the day off.

She went to the capitol.

Ahh, Juanita.

I just hope she's on the right side

of this mess. You know, it can be...

muy malo.

[machine bubbling]

Coffee's ready.

Ahh.

[soft whistling]

[shaking mix]

[stirring]

Café con leche.

Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it.

- That's how I like it. - Mm.

[slurping] Mmm.

- [chuckling] - Too strong?

Uh, nah, nah, nah, it's fine.

It's just fine.

- Thanks, Vi. - Mm-hmm.

[door dinging]

- What's up? - You're not gonna

believe this.

Oh, my gosh.

- Is that-- - We can't.

- We are fucked. - I mean, if she makes it,

what's stopping her from ratting us out?

This is the job.

Please help me.

[soft sobs]

Hang on.

[sniffling]

Thank you.

Okay.

It's okay.

You made it.

[groaning]

- We want to help you. - [doorbell dinging]

Shit.

- Ssh. - [soft whispers]

Shit... por favor,

no se vayan, don't go anywhere.

[doorbell dinging]

I'm stupid, I was, um, I was in the back.

- You know-- - That's all right.

- I left my glasses. - Ahh.

Ahh, there.

Now, I know you don't keep these cameras just

to keep an eye on an empty store.

Yeah.

"We have a moral duty

to disobey an unjust law."

Our friend said that.

[doorbell dinging]

REPORTER: Breaking news, this just in,

a decision has been reached in the landmark

pro-choice case in the last state

currently fighting to uphold abortion rights

in the country. Let's go live

from the state capitol, where the governor is

about to announce...

[soft music]

[airplane whooshing]

- [electricity crackling] - [booming]

MARCO: I know I'm not hearing you right.

Come on, really?

I-I love you, Junie, but this is not

- what's best for you. - Okay, um...

You know what's best for me and my body, right?

All right, no, that's not what I'm saying,

- and you know it. - Marco,

you've been begging me for years

- to be a cool uncle. - Yeah, I wanna be

a cool uncle to a normal kid.

What's that supposed to mean, hm?

IVF is perfectly normal.

It's not. Do you even know what this procedure is?

Okay, I-I did research, okay?

It's not IVF, it's your stem cells.

What does that even mean?

This is the government doing what they always do...

Goodbye, Marco, goodbye.

- It's, it's... - [chime]

[ominous chord]

[humming]

[continues humming]

[ominous chord]

[gurgle]

[gasping]

- [phone ringing] - Uncle SAM's IVF Program,

how can I help you?

Hi, yes, Juniper Stone.

January 15, 1993.

I need Dr. Evka immediately.

Please hold.

DR. EVKA: How are you feeling, dear?

Something's wrong.

I woke up this morning, and...

- my stomach... - It's perfectly fine.

This is expected. This is normal.

I am with you. I see you.

I wouldn't let anything happen.

It's very distended.

I'm concerned.

Should I go to the hospital?

Right now, your stem cells are

fertilizing and growing exponentially.

As per the process, that was explained to you

in your contract.

Unless you did something

that you were instructed not to do.

[sniffling] Yes, no-- of course not.

We are monitoring you.

Have you been missing your injections?

Communicating outside of the designated

- connection window? - [chuckling]

I don't know why I'm so bad at that.

We are the future,

and the future is perfect.

[sniffling] Thank you, Dr. Evka.

[recorded] You've reached Juniper Stone,

CEO of Rhino Group Media.

Please leave a message after the beep.

- [beep] - Junie?

Please, please, please

check out the article I sent you.

Call me back. Bye.

- [beep] - Hey, it's Kat.

Um, my wife's in the same IVF group as you,

and she's acting really weird.

- Are you okay? - [beep]

This is Lisa from Dr. Evka's office.

I'm calling to remind you that

you're in a closed communication portion

of your incubation period.

[ominous chord]

[stifled sobbing]

[stifled coughs]

[soft internal groan]

[panting]

[stifled straining]

[gasping]

Dr. Evka's office, please?

This is wrong. Something is wrong.

I...

- I saw something. - [gurgling]

DOCTOR: Saw something?

Do we have to do mental health re-evaluation?

No.

That's what I thought, dear.

Our bodies are built for this.

This new life, it's a whole new you.

A better you.

You are going to make

- an incredible mother. - [chuckling]

Thank you, Dr. Evka.

Now, you just have to let her out.

[straining]

[straining, grunting]

[gasping]

[screaming]

[soft sobbing]

[groaning]

[gasping]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[knife clinks]

How are you feeling, dear?

Much better.

[electricity crackling]

[panting]

[music]

♪ Come on, kid, take a little trip ♪

♪ You wanna get high on the east side with ♪

♪ All the bad kids, very bad kids ♪

♪ But the shoe don't fit, it drops like a brick ♪

♪ When times get tough, gets a little rough ♪

♪ And you just want love but up comes nothing ♪

♪ Yeah, up comes nothing

♪♪

♪ Push me out

♪ You know you don't wanna be lonely, too ♪

♪ Don't put me down

♪ Are you ever gonna get I'm a bad kid, too? ♪

♪ I guess I'm never gonna get what I want ♪

♪ 'Cause all I wanna get is along with you ♪

♪ I guess I'm never gonna get what I want ♪

♪ 'Cause all I wanna get is along... ♪

♪ So, now you've got to learn how ♪

♪ To be bad to get down with the cool crowd, honey ♪

♪ Going downtown, backstreets, underground ♪

♪ Kicking around with the bad boys ♪

♪ And when times get tough, gets a little rough ♪

♪ And we all need love but we all get nothing ♪

♪ Yeah, we all need love but we all get nothing ♪

♪ Get out while you can

♪ Ooh...

♪ Not everything that sparkles ♪

♪ In your eyes is a crazy diamond ♪

♪ I'm tired of making trouble ♪

♪ Ooh...

♪ I'm tired of the same old dances ♪

♪ So let's get out while we can ♪

♪ So come on, kid, take a little trip ♪

♪ You wanna get high on the east side with ♪

♪ All the bad kids, very bad kids ♪

♪ But the shoe don't fit, the shoe don't fit ♪

[echoing] ♪ The shoe don't fit

♪ I'm an asshole, baby

♪ But I'm an asshole, too

- ♪ What do you want? - ♪ I'm an asshole, baby

- ♪ Why do you care? - ♪ I'm an asshole, too

MAN: Well, if you ever find yourself

hopeless and without love,

always know happiness could be

waiting for you out there.

[rhythmic clapping]

The wrong crowd could be the right one for you,

so don't be blue.

Sooner or later, it will all make sense.

Just take some of these.

♪♪

♪ I'm an asshole, baby

- ♪ Why do you care? - ♪ I'm an asshole, too

- ♪ What do you want? - ♪ I'm an asshole, baby

- ♪ Why do you care? - Just take some of these.

♪ Push me out

♪ You know you don't wanna be lonely, too ♪

♪ Don't put me down ♪

[guitar outro]

[cheering and applause]

[rock and roll]

♪ You say you never cross the line ♪

♪ With your makeup all fine all the time ♪

♪ Listen to them, and they'll do it ♪

♪ To the nines, never steal it ♪

♪ For yourself and say it's fine ♪

♪ Just sit there and pretend you don't mind ♪

♪ Mm, mm

♪ Mmmm

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Uh-huh

♪ This time you sit in silence ♪

♪ Watching everyone else go right ♪

♪ Cry to yourself and whine ♪

♪ Just please remember you're trying ♪

♪ And you feel it in your gut ♪

♪ The pain you don't know what ♪

♪ Whatever's bringing you down ♪

♪ Just enough to stop you say you never ♪

♪ Cross the line with your makeup all fine ♪

♪ All the time listen to them ♪

♪ And they'll do it to the nines ♪

♪ Never steal it for yourself and say it's fine ♪

♪ Just sit there and pretend you don't mind ♪

♪ Mm, mm

♪ Mmmm

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Uh-huh

♪ And this time, you won't pretend you don't mind ♪

♪ Time to let 'em all see you redefined ♪

♪ And this time, you won't pretend you don't mind ♪

♪ Time to let 'em all see you... ♪

♪ Love...

♪ You say you never cross the line ♪

♪ With your makeup all fine all the time ♪

♪ Listen to them and go do it to the nines ♪

♪ But this time, you won't pretend you don't mind ♪

♪ Never steal it for yourself and say it's fine ♪

♪ Never sit there and pretend you're all right ♪

♪ Never sitting there in silence ♪

♪ 'Cause this time's a different time ♪

♪ Gonna let 'em all see you redefined ♪

♪ And cross the line ♪

[rock and roll]

♪ Put it in my pussy and run ♪

♪ But if you run then that's no fun ♪

♪ 'Cause if it's gonna be tough on me ♪

♪ You shouldn't be the one that gets it for free ♪

♪ Down to fuck! Down to fuck! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, I'm down to fuck! ♪

♪ Down to fuck! Down to fuck! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, who's down to fuck? ♪

♪♪

♪ I love dick but no baby ♪

♪ I love dick but no baby

♪ If you gimme the dick and give me a baby ♪

♪ Take the baby and let me be me ♪

♪ Down to fuck! Down to fuck! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, I'm down to fuck! ♪

♪ Down to fuck! Down to fuck! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, who's down to fuck? ♪

♪ Down to fuck-- hey! down to fuck-- hey! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, I'm down to fuck! ♪

♪ Down to fuck-- hey! down to fuck-- hey! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, who's down to fuck? ♪

♪♪

♪ 2022 and birth control

♪ PMS, estrogen, I control ♪

♪ Fuck the nine, and their cohort ♪

♪ They have a body and nothing to abort ♪

♪ Down to fuck-- hey! down to fuck-- hey! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, I'm down to fuck! ♪

♪ Down to fuck-- hey! down to fuck-- hey! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, who's down to fuck? ♪♪

VOICE: Oh, one-two!

[rock and roll]

♪ Hey, hey

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪ Hey, hey

♪ Got it wasted so I'm on my own ♪

♪ Don't need to tell me what I already know ♪

♪ A broken smile and broken bones ♪

♪ Don't need to tell you that nothing here ♪

♪ Is wrong

♪ So you think you know better? ♪

♪ Think I know nothing at all ♪

♪ I'm so, so fed up

♪ With you and your kind

♪ You think you know the truth ♪

♪ But you don't look behind ♪

♪ Has it occurred to you

♪ That we don't even mind?

♪ Don't need no help from no other ♪

♪ I got it covered in glitter ♪

♪ I'll see the stars from the gutter ♪

♪♪

♪ Whoo-hoo!

♪ Whoo-hoo!

♪ Got a reckless heart, I'm not slowing down ♪

♪ What are you waiting for? Let's crash this town ♪

♪ A broken heart a messed-up mind ♪

♪ Don't need to tell you that we won't be just fine ♪

♪ So you think you know better? ♪

♪ You got it all figured out ♪

♪ I'm so, so fed up

♪ With you and your kind

♪ You think you know the truth ♪

♪ But you don't look behind ♪

♪ Has it occurred to you

♪ That we don't ever mind? ♪

♪ Don't need no help from no other ♪

♪ I got covered in glitter ♪

♪ I see the stars from the gutter ♪

♪♪

♪ Hey, hey

♪ So you think you know better? ♪

♪ You got it all figured out ♪

♪ I'm so, so fed up

♪ With you and your kind

♪ You think you know the truth ♪

♪ But you don't look behind ♪

♪ Has it occurred to you

♪ That we don't ever mind? ♪

♪ So you think you know better? ♪

♪ You got it all figured out ♪

♪ I'm so, so fed up

♪ With you and your lies

♪ Don't need no help from no other ♪

♪ I got covered in glitter ♪

♪ I see the stars from the gutter ♪

♪♪