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It's my favorite

It's my favorite time of the year.

So, come on, guys. You're pumped to be ready.

And plus, I promised that we would help out on the Santa photo line.

And I want you guys to take a photo with Santa.

Mom, we're not kids anymore.

Oh, honey, I know you're not kids anymore.

Where's your sister?

Mom? What? I'm a bit too old to be taking a picture with Santa. Oh, boy.

Especially that raggedy one at the children's home.

Be nice.

You know I know Santa's not real, right?

Yes, I do know this, Chloe. Chloe, everyone knows that, silly.

It's called tradition.

Speaking of that, who do you want on our Christmas cards?

And besides, it's always good to help out the less fortunate kids, right, Mom?

You're right, honey. I'm proud of you.

Okay, Mr. Maturity, but when we get to the home, you're the one sitting on

Santa's lap.

Oh, Mom, can I bring one of my robots?

No, honey, they're expensive, and I wouldn't want you to lose them. I know

how much they mean to you. Come on, let's go.

Ray!

Hey, what's up, man? It's Darbs.

Ah, ain't nothing, man. I'm just at the house chilling.

How's the family?

Good, good.

Hey, listen, man, you got a second to talk?

Oh, yeah, no, no, no, I know. It's Christmas time, man. I get it.

Okay. Of course.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, all right, I'll hit you after the holiday.

All right, man.

All right, Merry Christmas.

Peace.

What did he say?

He said hit him after the holidays.

I knew I shouldn't have called him, man. I told you that was a weak move.

Come on, man. Ray Lewis is the coolest in and out of the league. Look, I'm sure

Big Ray can get you a job doing the commentating gig or something.

Yeah, no, I know he can help. I just...

I don't feel right running to another man to bail me out of my problems, you

know? I know my pop definitely wouldn't respect that kind of move.

I don't know.

I think Uncle Russell would understand.

See, here's the thing.

Once the league sees that you are 100%, all them fools are going to be fighting

to get you on their team.

Trust me.

Alec Darby, 100%, hitting the field, what?

How about that?

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Take off that big ass chain so we can get this workout in. Man, please. You

wish you could afford something this nice, brother.

And you do, too.

Oh, I see. You woke up with jokes today.

Okay. I'm happy with you. I'm happy with you, man. We're going to see.

We're going to see what kind of jokes you got on this bench press.

So what do you want for Christmas?

You're real tall you're smart, but what do you want for Christmas?

Did you play basketball?

No, I play Santa Claus Right smart girl. What do you want for Christmas? That's

how this goes a puppy. Give me a puppy Do you know how much puppies cost?

Huh? No, no, I don't ma'am. Can you come get your kids? Yeah, that's right Get a

bag of rocks. That's what you get

Whoa, big fella, what's up? What do you want? A car?

Huh?

You're driving, right?

Thank you, sweetheart.

All right, listen.

You guys make sure that you're... Hey, how are you? You're on your best

behavior, please, okay?

Okay.

Oh, it looks good in here.

Miss Morris.

Yeah. Where have you been?

I know, I'm late. The kids were... No, no, no, no, no.

These kids.

These kids are bad.

Okay. Marcus? Marcus, come over here.

Talk to me.

What's going on? Miss Morris, kids are biting me, and the kids are big.

They're so big. They are big. Yes. It's a lot of hormones. They don't need toys.

They need jobs. That's what they need. Okay, but listen to me.

These kids need you more than most.

Please?

Okay?

For you. I'm only doing this for you. I know. You look very handsome, though. I

like you in red.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Do we miss the memo for the Christmas sweater contest?

Nope. I came prepared.

Really?

Where'd you get that sweater? Oh, it was Dad's. I figured since he couldn't be

here in person that he could be here in a sweater.

You know what?

I do remember that sweater.

He wore it and it ended up front and center on one of our Christmas cards.

Yeah, he loved it. Why are you guys talking about Dad like he's dead?

I mean, you could have asked him to come home.

You know, let's see who needs our help, all right? That's why we're here.

Hey, can I get the brisket platter, mashed potatoes, side of onion rings,

and... We're going to have two hot dogs and a couple of root beers.

Thank you, baby.

A hot dog?

When you ever seen me eat a hot dog? So got you in trouble in the first place.

What, eating?

Spending. Hey, we're at a deli.

It's cheap.

Alec, 80% of all football players go broke three years after they leave the

league. How long did it take you?

How long did it take you?

A year.

I said, Alec, watch your spending.

Alec, invest your money.

Alec, what happens if you get injured?

And what happened?

Allie got injured.

Yeah, but it wasn't a career-ending injury.

Yeah, but you have a career...

You

have a career-ending mouth.

So here we are.

Okay, okay, so I'll cut back. Yeah, you will.

First, you're gonna let go of your shopper.

Your chef, your trainer, your driver. Hey, hey, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can't

I at least keep the trainer and the driver?

Because I've got to stay fit, right?

And New York traffic gives me anxiety, so I need a driver. Oh, catch it, you

poo-poo. No.

Look.

All right, look, it doesn't matter anyway.

Because I'm about to get a new contract.

Okay. All you've got to do is just make some more calls.

Hold on, I've got to do this. Make some calls. Yeah, I'm telling you, man, your

boy still got it. He needs 100%. All you got to do is just let him know I'm

ready, willing, and able to play ball.

Can I use your phone real quick?

Yeah, but your phone's right here. Let's just see.

So, we can't call CBS because you cussed them out.

We can't call CNN because you cussed them out.

We can't call that team because they just don't like you.

Okay. All right, I did it.

That's what I thought. Good job, dog.

I don't want this damn hot dog no more. If you ain't getting nothing else, you

better eat it.

We are all set.

Merry Christmas.

Hey, Ms. Madison, how many millions we pull in a day?

Millions? You're funny, Mr.

Cannon. Maybe at least we can get some hundreds, huh?

Well, I mean, you know, Mr. Cannon, it's still early in the holiday season, so I

think we'll catch up.

Yeah, maybe.

I mean, if we go at high volume for the next couple of months, I don't know. I

don't think we can do it.

I just don't think so.

Mr. Cannon, are you all right?

No, no, I'm not.

I'm not all right.

Madison, I got something to tell you. And I'm

just going to go ahead and say it, okay?

Um... You fired.

Oh, Mr.

Kevin, you're funny.

No, no, no, I'm funny, but you fired.

Yes, we are.

Yeah, you fired. But no hard feelings or nothing. I mean, it's not just you. We

all fired. I'm fired. The books is fired. Toni Morrison, Alex Haley, all

fired.

I'm closing this little shop down.

Why? It's the doggone internet.

Everybody's going to the internet for everything. Shoot, I even go there for

my ladies.

I go on tenderroner.net, and I click, and then she just shows up.

She just shows up. Mr. Cannon, I understand that, but your place, this

place, it has charm and character.

Charm and character don't play with bills.

Okay, now we love this place, but look at the damn spiderwebs. Ain't no

spiderwebs on the internet, Madison.

Look, come the top of the year, I'm moving with my son and his family in

Phoenix. They got a room for me and everything.

I'm gonna be like an old granddaddy.

That's nice.

That's nice, Mr. Cannon.

Well, hey, no long faces.

You understand?

Because you're a top-notch employee.

And I'm not gonna let you walk out here empty-handed.

You understand?

So, uh, I was thinking last night.

Get me out.

Severance pay.

What? Yes!

Severance Pay.

Stay right there. I'm gonna get it. Severance Pay.

I was thinking about this all night. I said, hey, what can I do for Miss

Madison to let her know how I feel a token?

You ain't got to be here one more second. I'm gonna grab your coat. You

ain't even got to come back in yet.

You know what I'm saying? I got that. Oh, man.

Sorry, sweetie. I tore your coat a little bit.

Yeah, I know.

Take that. Go and bow your head. Give me your hand.

Hold that.

You understand me? Because that ain't nothing but the Lord right there asking

me.

Miss Madison, you're my best employee now.

I'm your only employee, Mr. Cannon.

That's true.

But you're still the best.

And I'm going to miss you.

I'm telling you, you gotta figure something out quick.

I gotta get some money to hold us down until one of these teams comes crawling.

I'm telling you, it's gonna be a matter of time, man.

Yeah, I wish Hank had the same faith.

Keeps telling me if I don't get some money soon, I'm gonna be broke.

What you need to do is map out your long-term and your short-term goals.

What the hell do you know about long and short-term goals?

Nothing. But it sounded good.

I just need to hire a new team.

So you're not going to listen to Hank?

Well, he said I have to fire my existing team. He didn't say nothing about I

can't hire a new team.

Just make it smaller.

Cheaper. Good luck with that, cuz.

Just make sure you get a pretty ticket.

The last one you hired looked like a man.

Chris was a man, Rex.

That was a man?

I mean, it has everything, you know?

Camera, the lens, the works.

I'll be so glad to get rid of this old thing, Mom.

Okay, but honey, you learned to shoot on that old thing. Yeah, but if I'm going

to be a serious photographer, I'm going to need the best equipment.

And then, you know, I'm president of the photography club, so... It's just $4.99.

$4.99?

Mm-hmm.

All right, we'll see.

Thank you, Mom.

You're the best, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

Mom, I want a wall-climbing, zero-gravity, remote-control racing. I

thought you wanted a robotics kit.

No, scratch that. And don't worry about that VR thing either. I told Daddy to

get it.

All righty, then.

We'll see.

Speak to your representative.

Speak to a representative.

Hello?

Yeah. Fine, thank you.

Um, listen, I just tried to log into my account and it's frozen.

Yeah, I can't access any of my money.

Yeah, I can help.

Mom?

What's wrong?

Huh?

Yeah, I'm here. What?

No.

No, I wasn't aware of any of that.

Wouldn't I have received a notice of some sort about an intent?

21 days and it's all gone?

Is there anything you can do?

Okay.

Thanks.

Jackie, come put these toys away, please.

And Chloe, I thought I asked you to wash the dishes.

Hello?

Turn your phone off and pick up your toys now.

Your father's on his way over.

Why?

Because I need to talk to him about something. That's why.

What's up, family?

Hey, princess.

Hey, Dad.

Jackie, please go to your room so I can speak to your father.

See you, Dad.

See you, champ.

No tree? Where's your Christmas spirit?

The IRS took it.

Along with my money.

What? How much? All of it.

Including the money that my parents left me.

Jake, they said something about... Sending a notice with the intent to levy

for back taxes. Did you get them? Did I get the notices?

Yes, Jake. Did you get them? They said they sent them to your house.

I'm sorry.

I just didn't want you to worry about it. I was going to take care of it.

Wow. You know what? And Lainey, she told me to close that account and just open

up a new one. Lainey, why is she still in our business?

Damn it, Jake.

You told me that you were going to take care of these back taxes.

I knew I should have followed up.

How am I supposed to pay bills, okay? That was all the money that I had, and

it's right before Christmas?

Old Man Cannon, can't he give you advance until I figure something out?

No, he can't, because he fired me.

The bookstore is closing.

We are less than three weeks before Christmas, all right?

How am I supposed to do this?

Don't worry.

I'm going to take care of it.

Nope. That's exactly what I'm not going to do, is let you take care of it. I

will figure something out.

I'm sorry. My fault.

I'm going to take care of that.

But did I tell you I finally signed that girl?

You know the one I'm talking about, right? The one that says she's Latina?

I think she's straight up black.

She can sing, act, and dance. Triple threat.

Jake, do you have any money right now to help me with those kids?

Look. I got a client who's gonna give me some money tomorrow.

One of my artists did a track for his website. As soon as I get that money in

my hand, I'll give it to you, okay?

Hey.

Don't worry.

Yeah.

Take care of everything, right?

Um... Just let the kids know I'll see them later, okay?

Yep.

Bye, Jake.

Man. Girl, I am so happy you're not trusting Jake to take care of this.

You gave him way too many chances. You just let people run all over you, and...

I need a job, not electric.

I'm just saying.

So, you try Uber yet?

Hmm. Girl, I don't know. Or something.

I mean, there's plenty of things out there like that. People out here are

making bank.

Oh, yeah? Doing what?

Uber, Taskmasters, Runner. You set your own hours and the money goes straight to

your bank account.

Get a money card.

You can have the funds deposited to a money card.

Girl, how do you know so much? Look.

I'm just a sister out here trying to hold it down where her husband's

fighting for his country.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. All right, so if I get a money card, then the money goes directly

to the card, and I can pay my bills and still put something aside for Christmas

presents. And try to make a deal with the IRS before they take all your money.

21 days.

Just download the app, and they'll call you when they need you, take the job,

and you get paid.

All right, so you're saying I need to do Uber and Runner and what's the other

one? Taskmasters.

You're handy, right?

Girl, Jake couldn't do nothing. All right, seriously.

Your girl can install a shower head and put together furniture and put up a

ceiling fan like nobody's business. Amen to that.

Tell me about it. Oh, my God. It's it gone.

I have to do everything.

Being married to the military sure makes the girl resourceful. Yeah, but come New

Year's Eve.

Daddy's home. Mama can't wait.

Yes, I know you can.

All right, try the pie.

So...

We're broke?

No. I mean, yes.

Sort of. For now. But listen, I don't want you guys to worry, all right?

Now, I'm going to get some work, and you two are going to get everything that I

promised you for Christmas.

And it's okay if we don't.

Yeah.

Jackie, you're going to get that...

Zero gravity wall climbing thingy and and Chloe you're gonna get the brand

spanking new digital camera worthy of your stellar photographic skills I Can

ask that for so many I can get a job I can get a job too. No, no.

All right guys It is your Christmas break, all right? You're supposed to be

sleeping in late and watching Christmas movies and hanging out with your

friends. I will work out this mess with the IRS, all right? I'm going to get

some money up in here. I got this.

Hey, I do.

Hey, hey, come on now.

Stop, yes, exactly.

Come here, come here, both of you.

Listen to me.

We're going to be fine.

I promise.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Come on, let's make some popcorn.

Yes, hi.

I'd like to speak to someone about getting an extension on my light bill.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah, we just got engaged.

I'm so excited.

That's sweet. Congratulations.

When's a big day?

Christmas Eve.

Oh, so you have a whole year to plan.

Actually, no. It's this Christmas Eve.

Oh, that's fast.

Time stands still when you're in love.

We don't want to wait.

Wait, do you think we should wait?

Yeah.

Wow, that was fast.

All right, cool. I'll be down in 30.

Two minutes?

Look, man, I'm paying you. You can wait a minute, right?

You're really gonna make me say it, aren't you?

You know who you're talking to, man?

It's too much pressure. I'm not ready.

What?

Maybe.

Maybe!

Yeah, I might be in the market for a new agent and I wanted to talk to you about

it Well, my chauffeur is taking me to the cleaners right now, but I can meet

you in oh Okay. Well, how about we do lunch tomorrow then?

Oh Let's do something more personable, you know Rudy's deli

You think Mom's going to be able to get us everything we want for Christmas?

I mean, she said she would, so... Well, she doesn't have any money now.

I mean, what if she can't pay next month's rent?

And then we'll be out on the streets.

I'm just going to call Dad.

I don't want to speak to her.

Hey, champ.

I was just thinking about you. What's up?

Hey, Dad.

What's up?

Chloe and I were wondering, do you have any money you can give Mom?

I already talked to your mom, man. We got everything under control, okay?

As a matter of fact, I'll be over there later on with some money.

Did your mom get a job yet?

Uh, sort of.

Cool. Well, look, don't worry.

I'm going to take care of everything, all right?

Chloe, I'm going to send you a link to my new artist's music. She's dope.

Thanks, Dad.

You got it. Hey, I love you guys.

All right, love you too.

If we want those Christmas presents, we're going to have to get them

ourselves.

Now, I don't know about you, but I'm going to go get a job.

No, we can reschedule. I was coming here anyway. That's fine.

Right.

Okay, sure. Let's reschedule for...

Next year?

Really?

Okay.

Alex? Alec.

Not Alex. Alec. Oh, okay. Sorry. Madison, you ready to go?

Yeah. Okay.

It says you're going to Laramie Jewelry Store, but that's just... Two blocks

away.

Yeah, I know where it is.

I need to stop at the bank first, too.

Okay, well, you didn't indicate that you have multiple stops, so I need to adjust

the fare.

That's fine. Do whatever you need to do. Can we just go?

Well, we could, except for there's a car in front of me.

You look familiar. Do you play for the Knicks?

What, are we doing an interview here?

Excuse me.

Yeah, no, I told him that, but then I gave in.

I'll make up for it later.

Don't make up for it. Make him pay for it. And next time, tell him to call a

runner. Big shot basketball player.

Okay, I gotta go. Here he comes, girl. I'll hit you later. Bye.

Yeah, okay. Cool. I'll meet you there.

Alright.

Alright, gotta go back to Rudy's Deli. Um, you know that you can hire somebody

to do all this running around for you if you don't like doing it yourself, right?

Yeah, I hired you.

No, but I'm a driver, I'm not a runner. There's a company called Runner, and

they were- Okay, look, what does it matter? You're getting paid, right?

People get paid to work, not talk, so let's go. Rudy's Deli. Come on.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Yeah, no problem, Alec. Have a good jerk-off.

Hello.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Mom. Hi.

How are you guys?

Good. How was your day?

Uh, my day was...

Pretty good, yeah.

Let's eat.

How are you two?

Good.

Yeah? Today was just kind of boring.

It was boring?

Yeah. Yeah, so you don't want to be in school? Now you want to be in school,

huh? Yeah.

You look kind of tired.

You know what, sweetheart? I am tired.

Did you guys eat?

Yeah. Aunt Lainey brought us some pizza, so we saved you a few slices.

Aw, yes!

You did?

That's so sweet. Thank you.

You're welcome. You're the best.

I have an idea.

What is it? Y'all want to watch a Christmas movie? Mom.

Is Santa jolly? Yes, we want to watch a Christmas movie. Let's go.

You guys are so lame.

So how'd it go yesterday?

You know what? Not bad.

Not bad. I'm just still way deep in the hole.

After they froze my account, all I have left is the money I had stashed in the

house for emergencies and the cash that old man Cannon gave me.

Hold on a second.

Girl, I got a gig from Runner.

Yes! All right, working girl, don't kill yourself out there.

Well, listen, I'm going to do whatever I have to do to make this money, okay?

I'll talk to you later. All right. All right, bye.

Yes!

Oh, hot.

Hey, what's up, Snap?

Just your local everyday Hall of Famer.

Whoa.

What, are you stalking me?

What do you need done, Mr. Darby?

Well, the first thing I need done is you to fix the hole in that coat.

It looks like it's been through it. Come on in.

Don't get any of that cotton on my nice floor.

Got your list.

There you go.

You want me to do all of this?

Yeah. What time do you think it'd be done?

Could be a coach.

Like college football.

I could probably do that, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, hey.

Hey, hold on one second, okay?

All right.

Okay.

Here's your dry cleaning, the rest of your stuff, and an itemized breakdown of

what's going to appear on your credit card.

Whoa.

Why is it so expensive?

Well, I went to the bakery, the pharmacy, the computer store, the deli.

Yeah, no, I know all that, but it only took you five hours, which I got to

admit is pretty freaking impressive, but still.

Well, I don't get paid by the hour. I get paid by the service.

So, good night, Mr. Darby. Yeah, okay, but...

Okay,

so under what circumstances does the IRS agree to lift the levy?

Okay, and how do I prove hardship?

have time to do all that I mean you guys took all my money and it's two weeks

before Christmas and I'm busting my butt trying to I mean doesn't that prove

hardship hell up hello help please

tell me you have good news

well not really

You could have told me that over the phone, Jack. I know, I know, I know. I'm

sorry.

Look, my guy didn't come through for me, but I got another guy, right? Oh, my

gosh. You always have another guy.

There's always another artist. There's always another idea. There's always

another scheme.

And they never come through.

You never come through.

I'm in this mess with the IRS because you are not a man of your word.

You want to hit me?

Huh? Go ahead. Take your best shot. I deserve it. Oh, come on now. Please

don't make yourself into a martyr.

All right? When we were married, I put my trust in you to do what you said you

were going to do.

And I was disappointed time and time and time again. And so were those kids. And

who is left to clean up your mess? Me, just like... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa. Wait a minute.

You're the one who told me to pursue my dream.

You're the one who said you believed in me. Yes, I... That's right.

Pursue your dreams.

Do that. But you don't get to do it at our... Our negligence. You don't get to

shirk your responsibilities.

You don't get to flake on being a husband, a father, a man. Oh, I'm not a

man now?

Stop.

Jake, you need to grow up.

It is too late for you to be a good husband, but it is not too late for you

to be a good father and a good role... Madison!

I will get you the money.

Okay?

Cancel. Cancel.

Man, they keep sending me the wrong people.

What's wrong with them?

Everything's wrong with them, man.

This last driver I had got lost with GPS.

On top of that, she talked my ear off the whole damn time.

I now know the names of all her sorority sisters, their boyfriends, their

families.

And this handyman we had running around here the other day, this man put the

painting on the wall.

And when he left, shut the door, a penny fell off the wall.

You ain't had no luck.

I've been trying to get that one chick, Madison,

that worked for us that time. She was good. I mean, she was rude AF, but she

was good.

I wonder why I can't get her.

She's probably not accepting your gigs.

I mean, she see the name, see the address, she can always decline.

She can see all that?

Mm-hmm.

What if I use a different name?

Might be on the soda. Aha!

Come on, let's go to lunch, man. Your treat.

What? What, my treat?

What?

Hello?

Yes, this is Chloe Morris.

Yes, I did.

I got the job?

Yes.

Yes, of course.

Yes. I can start right away.

Okay.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

All right, bye.

Hey, hey.

Hey, Rex?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Rex.

Give me one second for you.

Drive off. My cousin just grabbed me a drink. He should be on his way out.

Okay, no problem.

I know y'all like to pull off on people.

Oh, no.

No, no, no. Get out.

No, hold on. Now he with me. Oh, okay. Then you can both get out. Okay, listen.

Madison. Madison, listen.

We're just going to my apartment, all right? No stops.

Promise. No stops. No stops. Got my word.

But I do have a proposition for you.

So, this Alec Darby dude wants you to be his personal assistant?

You met Alec Darby?

The football player? That's awesome.

Football?

So, what did you tell him?

Well, I mean, as much as I wanted to turn him down flat, he's offering to pay

me double. And, you know, it's more than I'm making now, and it's consistent, and

I need consistent.

Tell him to pay you in cash.

Ooh, I like this idea.

God, I wish he was coming home for Christmas.

Yeah, I know you do.

And when he sees this picture, he's going to wish he was home for Christmas,

too. I'm going to get the tape.

So, will that complete your order?

Great.

Thanks for shopping with PhotoFix.com.

what are you talking about? Don't you know some of the best commentators in

the world are former athletes?

Are you serious?

Nah, it's fine, man. I'll audition.

Yeah, alright.

Alright, I'll wait for your email.

Alright.

Later.

Can you believe that?

They want me to audition to talk about sports.

Wow.

I'm not much of a sports enthusiast, so... But I actually have heard about

you.

Kind of a devo, late for practice, rude to teammates, rude to fans, just

plain rude.

That's you, right?

I can't believe everything you read on the internet.

So you're trying to get back in the game, huh?

Yeah.

I still got a lot of good years left in me.

What was that?

What was what?

You shrugged.

Oh, well, like I said, I don't know much about sports. You know, books I

know, kids I know.

Sports, not so much.

Well, do you think I'd be a good commentator?

Possibly.

Try being a little nicer, though.

Man, if my father was alive to hear you say that, he would laugh his butt off.

He's always telling me, son, nice guys don't win and they never get the girl.

So, I just don't let people take advantage of me.

And sometimes I take that the wrong way.

Yeah, well, I like nice guys.

So, your father can't speak for all the girls.

Okay.

Settin' off this hour?

Thanks. Mm-hmm. Now, look, you and I both know that these fans out here would

love to see me sittin' out there talkin' football with a bunch of dickheads.

Well, you did have a pretty big fan base at one point, but, uh... Did.

At one point.

Did.

Hey, you're talking to me like I'm some kind of dinosaur.

It's a no-brainer, Ryan. Let's make it happen.

What?

Have you ever stopped to ask yourself why no one's touched you since you left

football?

No, because I know why. I'm just coming off an injury. So you think that's what

it is, an injury?

Yeah.

Listen, Ryan, you really want to make this mistake?

You want to blow this opportunity?

Because if you're not going to audition me for this, I know several networks

that would love to have Alec Darby sitting on their set talking football.

Maybe you should give one of them a call, Alec.

Thanks for coming in.

Appreciate it.

Yeah, okay.

I'll submit those forms right away. Thanks. Go.

You okay?

Can we just go?

Thank you for your order.

Yes, sir.

Slight.

Merry Christmas.

Dude, this job is so easy.

I mean, I'm raking in ten bucks an hour. At this rate, I'll be able to buy

everything we want for Christmas, so Mom can just use her money to pay bills.

That's good.

But don't tell her.

You know she doesn't want us working.

What's wrong?

It's like everywhere I go, they say that I'm too young or that they're not

hiring. I'm trying to find a job, too.

Don't even worry about it.

I mean, between me and Mom, we have everything taken care of. That's the

point. I don't want y'all to do anything. I'm the man of the house.

Jay, it's okay.

You know what? Forget it.

You don't understand.

There's my boy. What's up, champ?

That's all I get.

Your mom home? No.

All right, well, uh, give her this.

$50. That's it?

What's up with all this sarcasm?

Look, Dad, Mom needs this.

Man, we gotta step up.

Yeah, all right. All right, so I'll see you in a minute. Hey, bring some food,

all right?

All right, cool.

Hey, Ally, can you grab one in and help me with this? Can I get half your check?

Do you mind if I take this call? It's kind of important.

Hello?

What's up, Jake?

What?

I don't give them the impression that you're a bad father.

No, what they think of you comes from you, not me.

Listen, I can't talk about this right now, okay? I'm at work.

All right, bye.

Everything all right?

Yeah, fine, thank you.

What's up, little man?

What's up?

Bring me some today?

Yeah. So, how much can I get for all of this?

So, I'm done for the night.

I was wondering if I could leave this for you.

Every year, my kids and I, we volunteer at a children's home. We just deliver

gifts, prepare meals, sing Christmas carols.

and I thought it might be nice if a real football player showed up.

You wouldn't have to stay very long, just a little bit of your time.

Yeah, I think about it. Probably won't be able to make it, but I think about

it. Are you serious?

You really wouldn't want to help these kids who don't have anyone?

I mean, you've been blessed with so much. You have more than most people

will ever have.

You don't want to volunteer an hour of your time just to make some kids happy?

Haven't you heard the expression, to whom much is given, much is required?

Yeah, I heard that. What's that, Spider-Man?

Nah, that's, uh, with great power comes great responsibility.

Uncle Ben.

No, I'm talking about the Bible verse.

For everyone to whom much is given, from him much will be required.

Okay, see, this is the part I don't understand.

Why is it that everybody feels like you owe them something?

Nobody ever gave me anything free.

I had to work for everything I have. Nobody came to see me.

So wait, what you're saying is these kids who don't have anything don't

deserve anything?

No, I didn't say anything like that. Or are you saying that it's not your

responsibility to take care of your brothers and sisters?

Is that what you're saying?

What I'm saying is that your money's over there.

Good night, Rex.

Good night, Miss Madison.

Hello.

So, how was your day?

Oh, it was good, sweetheart.

That's good.

Yeah. But you know what?

I'm so happy to see your face.

I'm happy to see you too, Mom.

Where's your sister?

She's in her room on the phone again.

That girl is always yapping, huh?

Yeah.

Heard your dad stopped by today.

Yes, he did.

You want to talk about it?

No, it was more of a man-to-man thing. I got it, Mom.

Oh, okay.

Fair enough.

But, sweetheart, you know you can always talk to me about anything, right?

Yes, Mom.

Okay.

All right, go back to whatever it was you were doing.

Chloe!

It says here that you can wait to place your order.

Until next week, but you would have to pay extra shipping if you wanted to get

it by Christmas.

Hey. Can I make sure I look for a second?

Hey, mom?

Can I put you on hold for a second? Who are you talking to?

Nobody. What's up?

Oh, okay. Well, I was thinking of going to get some sushi.

Sounds good.

Okay.

I got some moolah from Alec today.

Making progress.

What?

Okay, mom.

Bye, teenager.

Hey, kids.

So, what do you think?

Um, you know, we may have to move some furniture around if we put it by the

window. What do you think, Jackie?

Me and Dad never liked real trees, but... Well, I do.

Yeah, and I do, too.

Come over here and help me.

All right, no, no, no. It's too heavy. Go get some scissors.

Jackie. Honey, is something bothering you?

I see you working so hard.

And I know you didn't have extra money for that tree. I just wanted to help.

Okay, listen.

I don't want you to worry about money.

Okay? You let me handle that.

Besides, I know this sounds cheesy, but... As long as we have each other,

I'm good.

I mean, you kids are... I'm not a kid, Mom. I'm a man.

I'm the only man in the house.

And I'm going to find a way to take care of you and Chloe better than Dad did.

Listen, don't be so hard on your dad.

All right?

Lighten up.

He's still your father.

And I know you don't see it now, but he's doing the best that he can.

When I grow up and get married, I'm going to look out for my wife and my

kids.

And you.

You won't have to worry like this.

You know what?

I'm very proud of you.

My little man.

But hey, don't you grow up on me too fast, okay?

Okay? Alright.

Now eat a cookie.

Lainey, I never thought I'd say this, but it feels good paying bills.

I bet.

So you all caught up now?

You know, I'm getting there.

At least for the December stuff. And then if I can just stomach working for

Alec a little longer, then I can put some money toward the January bills and

hopefully get some presents under that tree.

You sure you can swing all those expensive gifts?

Yeah, I don't know about that.

But I gotta get him something.

You know, I'll get as close as I can. Yeah.

What about you?

You ready for Aspen? Girl, yes. I have all the money I need, so all I need is

for my baby to come home.

Hmm.

All right, so listen, I'm assuming that you're spending Christmas with us?

No, that's for you and the kids. Me and Ted can celebrate when he comes back,

you know, after New Year's Eve, so.

I'm sorry. When I said I was assuming, I meant I'm insisting that you spend

Christmas with us.

Girl, I was hoping you'd say that. Yes.

This is going to be so depressing.

Yeah. Oh, can you make the mac and cheese? Of course.

Because yours is better. It is.

Wow.

You answered way too fast.

You got any more of those robots you brought in from the other day?

I have one, but it's not for sale.

That one's my favorite.

All right.

Well, if you change your mind, I could give you a pretty penny.

Would you give me that camera for it?

Uh, we might be able to work something out. All right.

All right.

Alec, Alec.

Look, I told you you were in dire straits, huh?

I told you that your money was dwindling. What do you do? What do you

do? You go out and hire a new assistant. Okay, look.

I know I'm paying her more than I would if I called her on an as-needed basis,

but I'm paying her less than I was paying everybody else.

All right? I like having her, Hank.

She's smart. She's talented. She's got more hustle than half the guys I play

football with.

All right? She's not bad on the eyes either.

What?

I know you, boy.

You can do all this stuff yourself, so you tell me what the real reason is you

want to have this woman around.

You so pressed about it.

Pressed?

When have I ever been pressed about a woman, Hank?

The last time you was in love.

Oh, love. Okay.

It's not even close to that, man. You're reaching.

Okay, fine. Then I suggest you let her go. Ah, no. No, can't do it. I'm not

letting her go, Hank.

Oh. All right.

I get it.

Alec to the rescue.

Okay, listen.

Forget all of that. I'm having a little pre-Christmas get-together tonight at

the house. You and Alyssa should come.

Yeah, we'll try to stop by, but you make sure that's potluck, huh?

Because you damn near busted, boy.

Goodbye.

Hey, baby.

What did they say it was?

A blown head gasket.

How much is it going to cost to get it fixed?

Chloe, mind your business.

Listen.

Where am I going to get $2,000?

Madison, I took this cash out. You can use it to help you get your car fixed.

No, Lainey. I'm not going to take your money.

You and Ted have been apart for almost a year. You need this vacation.

I know, but... No.

Why won't you ever let anyone help you? I do let people help me. No, you don't.

You don't always have to be superwoman, you know.

It's okay to accept help.

I'm not a superwoman. I'm just prideful.

Black women are always too proud to ask for help because we feel like we have to

prove that we can do everything on our own.

That's a big lie, you know.

Is it?

Because I actually do have to do everything on my own. I'm not lucky

enough to have a man who provides for me.

I'm real lucky.

Really, Madison?

My husband is gone for months on end. Every night I pray that he doesn't come

home in a box.

Yes, I get the money that comes on a regular.

I'd work ten jobs if that meant having him home every night.

Lainey.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

I know how much you guys sacrifice.

I just, just take the phone. No, stop, no.

Hello?

Yes, this is her speaking.

What?

No, no, no, you don't let them take him anywhere. I am on my way.

Madison, what's wrong?

Jackie's in trouble. Chloe, grab your stuff, let's go.

I don't know why you even did it. I literally walk past his toys every

single day. I would know, I would know and get it. Are you lying?

Really? Let's settle that. I was trying to tell this dude that your boy's a good

kid. Then why is he parading in and out of here with stolen goods? Okay, my son

doesn't steal.

Jackie, you need to start talking right now. This is my stuff in my room, Mom,

see?

Why are you selling your stuff? Because we need money.

And I see you and Chloe working so hard.

What do you mean you see me? What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you

talking about, Jackie?

I was just trying to help.

Because you're the man of the house.

Okay, let's talk about this when we get home. We're in a cop. Can we leave now?

Look, kid, you need to be careful about... About what?

Selling his own things to try and help out his family?

Do you even know the law?

Look... Shh.

Thank you.

How much to buy my son's things back?

Mom... Jackie?

How much? Hey, hey, hey, guys. What's going on?

Can y'all please go to the car?

Can somebody tell me what's going on?

Jackie, go to your room. We'll talk about this tomorrow.

You've got to be kidding me with this day.

Well, now you can go and get you some rest.

Oh, my gosh.

Alex, party.

Alex.

Whoa.

Where is your help?

I don't know, Kevin. They're clearly not here.

Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you grab me a broom, please?

No, no, no. Matter of fact, you see those guys over there? They need drinks.

Can you grab them a couple drinks for me, please? Just something.

Thank you. Thanks, man.

So sorry I'm late, but my car blew a gasket, I had to get it towed, and then

my son almost got arrested because they thought he was stealing his own stuff. I

went to this novelty store. Okay, okay, hey, listen. We'll talk about it later,

all right? Just come on in and get to work. Okay. I'm glad you made it. Show

me what you need me to do. Okay.

Alec, what happened to your old maid and butler?

They were so much better than this girl.

Straight up, bro. She's whack.

I mean, I vote that you bring back Benson and Florence for cry out loud.

This chick look like somebody's soccer mom. Where'd you find her at? Come on.

Yo, straight up. No, no, no, Al. Seriously.

Tell your girl to fix me another drink. I'm thirsty.

That's it.

You know what?

That is it.

Here we are.

I've had one of the worst days.

Maybe one of the worst.

months of my entire life and all you people care about is comparing your

superficial material conquests and sadly how quickly you can get inebriated so

you can escape the doldrums of your empty, vapid conversations.

So what if I'm the maid or the waitress or the housekeeper or the soccer mom?

It doesn't give you license to disrespect me.

I also happen to be a strong and virtuous woman who gets up and does

whatever I have to do every day so I can take care of two of the most wonderful,

amazing children that you'd ever have the honor to meet. And I appreciate them

that much more in a room full of arrogant, immature, imbecile,

insufferable, imperious, self-indulgent snobs.

for the approval of these people because of your antics rather than have them

respect you and esteem you for your talent, you just stand there is absurd.

I quit.

I'm done.

Thank you all.

Good night.

Hey Rex, Google Imperius.

Well, actually I'm available right now.

Oh, okay. Yeah, after the first of the year. Mm-hmm.

Well, I can work part-time until... Gotcha.

Yeah, no, that's fine. I'll check back.

So you said somewhere around January 10th?

Uh-huh.

Okay. Yeah.

Thank you so much.

Bye-bye.

Can you look?

Nope.

But, um, you know, I'll find something. I've got some strong leads.

Uh, Jackie?

Sweetheart, come here. Have a seat.

So...

I know I promised you guys that I would get you those things for Christmas.

Mom, it's fine.

Well, no, I'm still going to get it.

It's just that it'll probably be after Christmas, all right?

I can get you something small until then, though.

Mom, you don't have to get me anything.

Well, did I tell you that I think I got this thing with the IRS all worked out?

So I submitted this form that said that it would basically be like a financial

hardship if they drained my account.

So I'll still have to pay them back, but I can probably do, like, an installment

plan. So that means I can still get you both something cool for Christmas.

I have some more stuff I can sell. I got a job. What?

I got a job.

It's like a call center work for an online photography store.

Okay. Chloe, I told you that I didn't want you working, and I also told you

that I have things under control. And Jackie, no more selling stuff. You see

where that got you the last time. Mom, why don't you let us help?

I mean, I'm old enough to help.

Even when Dad was here, you did everything.

Yeah, well, that's because I had to. Okay, but maybe if you hadn't been

Superwoman, he would have picked up his slack.

Chloe, I'm just saying, Mom, you don't have to do everything.

It's okay to ask for help.

And to accept it.

Mom, we know you love us, and you don't have to buy some present to prove that.

I got some money in my account. I can give it to you.

Okay, Chloe.

I appreciate what you're both trying to do, and I appreciate what you've just

said.

If you want to do something with your money, can you just get your brother and

yourself a Christmas present? Mom. No, you want to make me happy?

That would make me very, very happy.

All right?

I love both of you.

I'm going to go finish making lunch.

Love you, too.

I'm keeping my job. We'll see.

You ready, Cupcake?

Let's do this.

Come on.

Everybody quiet on set.

We're going to go in five.

Four, three, two, one.

Hey, and I tell you what, those Browns are looking good this year.

This Grady Jarrett, he's a beast.

He'll be lucky if he's as good as me when he grows up.

Back to you, Jim.

Is that good?

Yeah, it was perfect.

I mean, I can do it again if you want.

More experience. Yeah. I mean, obviously more experience. This place is like the

Mecca of bookstores. I mean, this place is like, if you're going to, you're

going to go and have a spiritual sojourn to like touch the wall of greatness.

This is where you come when it comes to bookstores.

Hey champ.

Bird's in.

What's up?

Pass.

I mean, who could have more experience to talk about football than a football

player?

Maybe you're just too good.

Oh, man.

Any luck getting your boo Madison back?

Nah.

Man, she's not my boo, man. Knock that off.

You say so.

How did that audition go?

You know,

they still love your boy.

What's wrong with you?

Sitting over there looking like a man that lost his dog.

You miss her, huh? Come on, man, I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about.

It'll make you feel a lot better if you just say it.

I miss Madison.

Say it.

I miss... All right, all right, man, all right, all right.

I miss her. I know you do.

I mean, the woman is just great at everything, man. Everything. No matter

what it was I asked her to do, she was great at it.

Come on, you like more than her ability to do tasks and run errands.

You think she's fine as hell, huh?

I mean, I think she's fine as hell, so I know you think she's fine as hell. All

right, yeah, yeah, she's attractive.

But, Rex, we've been at this a long time, man.

Fine is not a problem.

There's something different about her.

She's got this purity in her spirit.

Makes me look at the world different.

Makes me feel grounded.

She's just a really good person, man.

Makes me want to be a better person.

And I don't know what to do to get her back around here.

I do.

So I have everything I need for my trip. Now all I need is my baby.

Well, it won't be too long.

I can't wait till Christmas is over.

What kind of Christmas spirit is that?

Hey, did you know Chloe has a job? I knew something was up.

Yeah, well, she's insisting on buying the food for Christmas dinner.

And I'm going to let her.

What you're actually gonna let Chloe help you And she's letting me pay my own

phone bill and Jackie's and I'm also letting them buy each other gifts Well,

I guess there's some hope for people after all, right?

I Guess there is I thought you didn't do

stuff like this. Yeah, I don't I Didn't

How you doing? How you doing? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry

Christmas. Hey, Madison.

Yeah? Listen, um, I owe you an apology.

Yeah, my friends were extremely rude to you.

And, um, as much as I hate to admit it, so was I.

I'm sorry.

And I really miss you working for me. I wish you'd come back.

I'll pay triple.

Triple? Yeah.

You've got yourself a driver.

Good. Oh, I don't have a car.

Oh, no, don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. Just be ready and I'll come

by your place at seven.

Seven?

Perfect.

Oh, and hey, this was really cool.

Thank you for the invitation.

It was cool.

Thank you for coming.

Too much is given, right?

Right.

Finally found your gift.

Got you some too, big head.

What about mom?

You got any money left?

Not since I'm buying Christmas dinner.

Well, it'll probably be a couple of hours, so I'm going to take this baby

for a spin.

No, it's okay. I'll just, I'll wait for you.

All right. Take your time. All right, thank you.

Have fun.

Thanks.

You were only in there like 20 minutes.

Yeah, I know.

That's all it could take.

I don't know what's happening to me, but I really did not want to be there.

Okay.

I'll take you home.

You know what? While we're out, you want to get dinner?

I'll tell you a secret.

Ooh. A secret?

Let me see if I have TMZ's number still on speed type. All right, funny lady.

Now, seriously, you were right about me being broke.

Well, almost broke.

So, I guess this means another glass of wine is out of the question, huh?

Can we get another round, please?

Thank you.

You know what your problem is?

You're too good.

I am not. You are.

Matter of fact, I bet when you went and had those job interviews, you didn't

even tell them how awesome you are, did you?

How smart and talented and hardworking you actually are.

Did you?

Okay, well, you got me there.

See? And that's probably why you didn't get the job.

You gotta learn to sell yourself a little better.

Brag on yourself a little bit.

Oh, you mean like you?

Well... Listen, you gotta learn to do it a little less.

Seriously, Alec, there's... There's nothing wrong with a little humility.

And there's nothing wrong with starting over when you've been to the top.

Yeah.

I guess I'm just not used to...

Not being on top.

That would be completely unacceptable if my father was alive.

I'm sorry.

Nah, don't be sorry. He was a great man.

Great man.

And when he was here, I was always the best. I never failed.

So, you're still living.

Under his expectations, and that's why you're so mean.

I'm mean?

Oh, okay, here we go with the people like nice guys.

People like working with people they like.

Hmm. Well, I guess you got me there.

Because we work together, and I like you.

Well, good.

So, let's make a deal.

You brag a little less, and I'll brag a little more.

Deal. Wait a minute.

You like me?

Well,

I like you too, Alec Darby.

Well, that's good to hear.

So tell me, Madison, what is it that you want to do?

What do I want to do?

You know what? I'll tell you what I want to do.

I want to work in publishing.

I mean, I love books, but I don't just want to sell them. You know, I want to

edit them, or at least, I don't know, maybe work with an editor.

So do it.

Do it.

I mean, you, of all people, can do anything you set your mind to.

That I'm sure of.

Okay.

All right.

And you, just remember that everything your dad gave you and taught you,

it's still there.

You just got to use it.

Okay.

Copy that.

But only if you agree to be good to yourself.

And let other people be good to you.

You don't seem like the type of person that lets people be good to you, and you

should.

You really should. Matter of fact, let's make that your New Year's resolution.

Okay.

Be good to yourself.

Cheers.

So I think that the degree that I have really loans itself to

working in this career.

And I'm so eager and anxious to learn, especially from someone like you. But I

feel really great about where my life is and the fact that I can fully dive in

and fully commit with the support of my family.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, there are about to be a lot of excited

Bruins out in Los Angeles because it appears.

Caden Sanchez, the rookie speedster out of UCLA who ran a 4.23 at the Combine,

is poised to take over the starting job at wide receiver.

They hired me on the spot.

Can you believe it, Alec?

At least not right away, but I will be an editorial assistant.

See? I told you you could do it.

Yeah, thank you for reminding me of the badass that I actually am. Yeah, don't

you forget it either.

How'd your audition go?

It was all right.

I don't think the commentator thing is going to happen, though.

It's starting to feel like it's time to move on from football altogether.

Talking to Hank tomorrow about... Start a new business venture from scratch.

Really? What kind?

Ride sharing.

Ah, yeah, okay, perfect.

Yeah, maybe you can come to work.

Don't even think about it.

Hey, um, Alec, I just want you to know how much gratitude I have for

everything. I mean, you helped me through in more ways than one.

Hey, you helped me too, you know.

You ever heard the saying, there's a blessing in the storm?

Yeah, of course.

Well, meeting you was the blessing in mine.

It's a really sweet thing to say, Mr.

Darby.

Merry Christmas, Madison.

Merry Christmas, Alec.

Okay, so the ham is ready, but I really want to use your glaze because it was so

good. Oh, that's my mom's recipe. Hey, you guys, cut it out.

I got it.

Hey, babe.

Come here, give me some sugar. Oh, my God!

You're here!

You're really here? How are you here?

Merry Christmas, love. Thank you.

How did you get here?

Well, who do you think helped me set this whole thing up?

Come here, girl.

I love you. I love you. Merry Christmas. Thank you. Of course.

Here, let me take you.

Girl, let me help you with the kitchen.

Uh, no.

You sure?

I am positive.

Okay, good, because I'm ready for a little Christmas cheer. You know what I

mean. I do.

Go home.

Thank you, best friend.

I don't know what I would do without you.

You'll never have to find out. But you can start by calling Mr. Darby and give

him some Christmas cheer.

Lainey. I'm serious, girl.

All right, y'all get out of here. Okay.

I will.

Some rest. Okay.

Damn, damn, damn.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Jake.

Ted, welcome home.

Thank you, brother. Good to see you. Good to be seen.

Amen to that.

Glad to catch up, man. Absolutely. I like that. Yeah.

I'll let you handle your business. Yeah, man. Thanks.

Taylor's good, right?

Mm-hmm.

Where's the kids?

Um, they're back in their bedrooms.

Listen, um, I stopped by because, well, I

owe you and the kids an apology.

Apologize for what?

For not being the husband I should have been to you.

For not being the father I should have been.

I get that now, and I just wanted to tell you how truly sorry I am.

And I want to work at being a better father to our children and

a better friend to you, Madison.

I wasn't expecting you to say that.

Thank you.

And, um... I accept your apology.

But you're gonna have to talk to the kids to get theirs.

Absolutely. I will.

Thank you.

Yeah.

And on another note, remember the girl I was telling you about? About Triple

Threat? Yeah.

Well, we just locked her deal down, and I'm leaving after the holidays, too.

Starting our album.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

Is everything okay, Mom?

Yes, sweetheart. Everything's fine. Your dad just wants to talk to you and your

sister. Chloe!

This is my favorite part.

Dad, that's the intro. Hello!

Okay, so, before I forget...

It's not much. Sorry.

Thanks, Mom.

Hey, wait a minute.

What happened to the other gifts? I told you guys to get each other something.

We got each other presents.

But we returned them.

So we can get you this.

Merry Christmas, Mom.

Oh, my gosh, you guys.

Okay.

Oh,

my goodness.

Babies, this is so pretty.

What do you think?

It looks nice.

I love it.

I love it, too.

Okay. My turn.

What? Come on, y'all.

Dang.

You two gotta have a little faith in your pops.

No. You know I got something for my babies. Come on.

Here you go.

Champ.

Last but not least, my baby's mom.

What?

Jake, what is this? Open it.

You guys, look!

You guys, the IRS is paid in full.

I heard you.

Thank you, Jake.

Hey, Mom.

Hey. We just wanted to check on you and make sure you were okay.

Come here.

Listen, as long as I have the two of you, I'm happy.

All we need is us.

Love you, Mom.

Love you.