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Previously on Angie Tribeca. She's awake.

Sergeant Pepper?

Hi, Angie.

How long have I been out? About nine months.

Next you're gonna tell me you're seeing someone else.

Shoals thinks I had the baby with some chick in Canada. Yeah, don't worry about

it. Who's his mother?

Is that really important?

Who's his mother?

People really care who their mom is?

I'm ready to work, Lieutenant.

You just got out of a coma. Hey, if Tribeca says she's ready, then she's

ready. Or do I have to show you my fist?

I was wondering if I could see the visitor's log from when I was in a coma.

Has anyone here heard of the website meetandcheat.org? Their server's been

hacked. This is all the stolen data from the meet and cheat hack.

Names and addresses of all the members on the site. They're making it look like

the LAPD is publishing it. My name is on the list. Mayor Joe Perry. Username,

MayorJoePerry1. Password?

Yes, that Mayor Joe Perry. I'd like to introduce you to Special Agent Diane

Durant. So Mayhem Global hires Durant to hack Meat and Cheat. She draws us in.

Then she hacks us from the inside. But why?

Sergeant Pepper.

I know he's still alive.

If you're serious about finding Pepper, he'll meet you here.

I found out that the biggest criminal that's not out on the streets is in the

mayor's office.

Mayor Perry?

Voter fraud, racketeering, money laundering, racketeering fraud, voter

laundering. The list goes on and on.

What about Mayhem Global?

I am Mayhem Global.

There's one number programmed into this phone.

When you're ready to be part of the revolution, call it.

What's the point of any of this? We have evidence, a confession, and the bad guy

doesn't spend one night in jail? That's the system, Tribeca. The system sucks.

Pieced it all together?

Almost.

Now I'm done.

Currently on Angie Tribeca.

You're just perfect.

We're going to take such good care of you.

Freezmatic 15,000. Once this bad boy gets going, it's going to chill your

milk, preserve your meat, call your sister, cure hepatitis. Just sign there.

Yep, you're looking at 28 cubic feet of self-regulated vacuum-sealed coal.

That's a separate produce crisper with an independent temperature control.

Check out this freezer.

That dead body froze.

That's not supposed to be there.

But I just plugged it in and it's already ice cold.

It's pretty good.

Tell us what happened.

Well... Growing up, I always thought I'd be a pro football player, but I got a

bum knee, so went into the family business.

Real estate.

Market takes a tumble. Here I am.

How about what happened today?

Got up about 4.30, hit the snooze button just the one time. Got up, showered. At

work, sir. What happened at work?

See, I got to where I pick up the truck for deliveries.

Finally. Pull into the parking structure.

Level A is full.

Level B is full. Level C, that was a compact spot.

But I made it work.

What's the name of the company you work for?

Golden Gate Fridge.

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

I'm sick and tired of it!

Councilman Dreyfus is airing out all of Mayor Perry's dirty laundry.

Is this who you want leaving your city for another four years? He actually has

some good points. It's too bad the old guy doesn't have a shot.

You need a miracle to win.

And what are the odds of two miracles in one month?

Not likely.

So where are we on the body and the fridge?

We're waiting on Scholz for an ID and a cause of death.

I talked to someone at the refrigerator company. They're going to send someone

out to talk to us between the hours of 4 and 8.

That's a huge window. No appointments?

You can get a specific time, but you have to wait like three weeks.

Okay, so I'll have Tanner wait around for the fridge guy. You guys check in

with Scholz and see if she has a name for us. Will do, Lieutenant.

So I tried calling you this weekend.

Yeah, I dropped my phone in the toilet, total write-off.

And then I immediately got this new one with a different number.

Well, we're still on for bowling today.

Yeah, actually, I can't. I dropped my bowling ball in the toilet, total write

-off.

And then I immediately got this one.

But the guy told me to wait a couple days until the marble settles.

Ah, Tribeca, Giles, come with me.

I want to show you something.

Disgusting, isn't it?

Horrible. A cat did that?

Hmm. Anyway, how can I help you? We were wondering if you were able to ID the

fridge corpse.

Ah, the very cold case, yes. Come with me. I want you to see something.

The deceased's name is Charles Michael Bucket, and his fingerprints match

exactly those of a sailor who's been missing for three days. Navy?

Worse. Coast Guard.

Dr. Scholz, can you show the detectives what you showed me?

Trying to make me jealous.

Is that a whistle?

In his windpipe. And something tells me he wasn't born with it.

Although he did die with it.

We think someone shoved a whistle down his throat after a struggle.

You can see the defensive wounds here and here.

Why a whistle? Someone trying to send a message? Don't blow whistles?

Someone's telling him not to be a whistleblower.

But what was he blowing the whistle on? No idea.

We examined every other orifice several times, but found no evidence.

We'll try and take out the whistle and see if we can pull some DNA.

Meanwhile, we'll go pay a visit to the Coast Guard.

Commandant's a very busy man, you know.

We appreciate you getting us in, Petty Officer Snick. Chief Petty Officer

Snick, thank you very much. And I thought you said you were coming at 2?

Isn't it 2? That's 1.50, which means I only got a 20-minute lunch break. But

whatever, it's fine. I have a candy bar or something.

Sorry, Petty Officer, we didn't think it was a big deal.

Mm-hmm.

Detectives, Commandant Don Van Zant.

Come in, detectives.

That'll be all, Snick.

You're welcome.

First of all, I'd like to thank you for finding Seaman Bucket.

We are a brotherhood, and when one of our brothers goes missing, it hurts the

whole Coast Guard family.

If there's anything that I could do to assist in your investigation, don't be

afraid to ask.

Well, for starters, I'm afraid that's all the time that I've got today.

CPO Snick, we'll see you out. We were really hoping to ask you some questions,

Commandant Bonzon.

I know you were, Detective.

I know you were.

You listen here, Popeye.

This is a murder investigation, and we're the murder police.

So start talking.

I think you're outside of your jurisdiction, detective.

This is an internal matter for the Coast Guard, thus to be handled internally by

the Coast Guard, with no outside help.

All due respect, Commandant, this base is in L.A. County, so when somebody's

killed in L.A., it is very much in our jurisdiction.

Now, we'd like to interview his bunkmates. We want to talk to the last

person who saw him alive, and we want to know why he ended up dead in a

refrigerator. I don't know how he disappeared.

why he ended up in that refrigerator, or how he got that whistle down his throat.

But if our investigation turns up anything of interest, I'll be sure to

call you.

CPO says Nick will see you out.

We'll see ourselves out.

Okay. That's my one job, but go ahead.

We need base access. We

need to interview his shipmates, but the Coast Guard keeps shutting us down at

every turn. Because they know something that they don't want to tell us. It's a

classic case of keeping something secret.

If they want to get into a jurisdictional dick-measuring contest,

I'm all for it. It sounds like fun, and I like my chances.

Go talk to Melody Burke at the DA's office and see if she can help us out.

Got it.

Lieutenant. Yep. As predicted, the refrigerator guy came as soon as I got

in the shower.

Damn it! That's so frustrating. It's like they know.

So I can either wait till tomorrow at the same time, or I can go to the

warehouse in Long Beach and talk to him.

That's a hell of a long drive, but I don't think it can wait.

I'll be all right. Desert Dave and Buster's right next door.

Tanner. I'm gonna go with you.

This guy's going to the chair.

As God is my witness, he's gonna fry.

Just backing up a bit. We don't know who did it.

Yeah, but we appreciate your enthusiasm.

Someone showed up to work today.

All right, what do you guys want, huh? Just tell me what you want, and I'm

gonna put it in your little hands.

All right? You want a court order? You want a subpoena?

You want a grand jury?

I'm gonna get you a grand jury. We're not quite there yet, Melanie, but good

to know we have you in our back pocket. All right, so hit me. Anything.

Give it to me. Well, I guess we could start by getting subpoenas for some of

Bucket's shipmates. Already done. How about a search warrant? Check your

inbox. Already there.

Did it this morning. Can I use your restroom? You just did. Do you validate

parking? I would love to.

Parking.

Got here at 1021.

It's 1104 now, so that's, uh...

that's 28 28 minutes no that's like 40 minutes okay these are 15 minute

increments there we go i got this please just give us our ticket back can you

just because i had it and now i don't have it give it back this one is how you

can stick it together oh they're not lickies it's fine you're not so come on

17 hours 17 hours great thank you

I told you, I don't know anything about no body in no fridge.

So no one looks into the refrigerators when you take them off the boat?

Of course. Every product gets quality control.

Nobody thought to raise a red flag when they saw a body in the fridge?

When my guys checked it, there was no body, okay?

My guys know what they're doing.

Lieutenant, I'm gonna need you to look away for this one.

Mrs. Torelli, let me ask you something.

How do you feel about Dave and Buster's?

It's the number one destination for family fun.

Everybody knows that.

How about if I told you I had 5,000 tickets with your name all on them?

I'm listening.

Have you had any interaction with the Coast Guard?

Yeah.

They come around sometimes.

Make sure the shipments get through with no hassles.

What shipments?

Don't tell me nothing, and I don't ask nothing.

Every once in a while, a shipment of appliances comes off through the boat

that I'm not allowed to inspect.

They put it in a Coast Guard truck and take it off my hands.

That's all I know.

Anything else, you're gonna have to ask the Coast Guard.

Thank you, Mrs. Torelli.

Thank you very much.

We're wondering if anybody has any information on the death of Charlie

Bucket.

I got information.

But if you want me to talk, you gotta beat me.

Not you, the other lady.

Semen Bucket was my bunkmate.

We were closer than brothers.

I know this is difficult, but can you think of any reason why someone would

want to hurt him?

No. No idea.

He was a great sailor and really popular.

Although, in the last couple weeks, it did seem like he really had something on

his mind.

I said to him, hey, Charlie, you got something on your mind?

And he would say, huh, what?

Like he had something on his mind.

Do you have any idea what happened to his stuff?

Clothes, footlocker, detailed diary.

I did find one detailed diary.

I didn't think anything of it at the time.

You want to take a look at it?

It might help.

Yo.

Smash Mouth is two words.

Coast Guard truck.

This late?

We should go check it out.

We'll have more.

Oh, I think we'll be okay.

What the hell was that?

Can't wink.

Tanner, hit the siren.

Evening, detectives.

Is it?

How can I help you? How's about you open the back of that truck and let us have a

look-see?

I'm afraid I can't do that, detectives. I'm on official Coast Guard business, so

unless you want to take it up with the President of the United States.

I'll do that.

President Obama?

Lieutenant Pritikin Atkins.

Is it okay if we look inside a Coast Guard truck?

Thank you.

Good night, sir. Wait, can I talk to him? Oh, he hung up.

Is he buying it?

It's hard to read his face.

What's he doing now?

He's still looking.

What a suspicious look on his face.

What are you two whispering about?

Cash, sir.

Vice President 45 says open the back of the truck.

Hey, how's it going, eh? Are we in America?

Canadians?

What in the name of Tim Hortons is going on here?

Mr. President, we have a situation.

I didn't know the Coast Guard deals and the trafficking of illegal immigrants.

There's a lot you don't know, Detective.

Like how to apply eyeliner, or who won Best Picture in 1984.

Amadeus. What were you doing with a truckload of Canadians?

Answer me!

Okay, you want to play that game?

Well, we just found your DNA on the whistle inside a semen bucket's throat,

so you're going down either way. If you cooperate, maybe we can get the charges

reduced.

I

don't have

to answer to you.

I only answer to one man.

But there is one tiny bit of information you should know.

I have a horrible shellfish allergy.

Whoa, put down the shrimp. Don't do it, man. Put it down. No way to go. Nice

knowing you detectives. Hot like this. Put the shrimp down. Oh, and Angie,

Sergeant Pepper says hello. Don't do it, man. Drive it, my man.

This

is

great. Case closed.

We got our murder and we didn't have to watch a jury screw it up. Who wants to

see a flick? This isn't over.

We have to go after von Zant.

There's a massive conspiracy going on here.

Officer Snick put a shrimp in his mouth just to protect it.

I don't want to do 3-D. It makes me dizzy.

We cannot trust the Coast Guard to investigate itself.

I'm not going to stand here and watch us get lost in the shuffle. Tribeca, the

buck has officially been passed. It's immigration and JAG Corps' problem now.

We all want to put the bad guys away and see the good guys get it all wrapped up

nicely, which is why I'm thinking we see Jack Reacher at 850. I see.

Hey.

Hey. Brand stuff.

Trucks. When did it become so hard for the good guys to do any good?

Sometimes I think we'd make more of a difference without the badge.

You've just been so different lately.

I'm still incredibly attracted to you.

Something's changed.

I'm in a bad place, Giles.

You don't want any part of this.

We're doing good, Angie.

We're making a difference.

At the end of the day, you just gotta leave the job at the job.

You're right.

Guess I'm just having a bad year.

I'm gonna call it a night.

Angie, promise me you won't do anything crazy.

I promise.

Set a course for dreamland.

Whoa! Relax.

I'm not here to arrest you.

Oh. Or sleep with you.

Take me to Pepper.

Never.

Your feet are freezing!

Okay, I'll take you.

So what are the Canadians for?

Putting together some kind of army?

Not soldiers.

Voters.

Right up here on the right.

Face forward.

Thanks, Commandant.

I'm done with you.

Here's your chapstick back.

Drive. Not until you tell me what the hell you're up to.

You know what I see when I look out this window?

No. No more bullshit.

You're importing Canadians to vote for Dreyfus? What is this?

Mayor Perry will not be the next mayor of Los Angeles. He's going to win.

He's killing Dreyfus in the polls. Mayor Perry will not be the next mayor of Los

Angeles. One way or another, he's going to lose.

And there's not a damn thing you can do about it. I'm in.

Oh, really?

I thought that was going to be a lot harder.

Great. Good news.

Where do we start?

Just act normal. And at a certain point, the Commandant will contact you.

I'm really happy you're joining us, Angie.