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Go away!

Share that basement, you selfish bitch!

It's been 90 minutes since we learned of this potentially catastrophic event, and

Sun Valley residents are in a state of panic. Excuse me, miss.

Bill, give me this freaking toilet paper. Give me this toilet paper. I

stole it barefoot. I have ideas.

I need this more than you do. I don't care.

That paper packs a punch. Miss, what are you doing with the extra... Carol, what

are you wearing?

I need TP for my bunker!

Whoa! Ouch.

Oh, that's gotta hurt.

Sir, with an asteroid headed straight for- Wait a minute, this is real?

Very real.

That's why I'm here with DP Live News, reporting to see what people are doing

in their last moments. What will you do if this is the end?

I'm gonna fuck Trish.

Oh my god! Oh my god, look out! Look out behind you! Find your own basement!

Wow, talk about some innovative offense.

Sir, how are you planning on surviving this?

Donnie! Donnie, stop!

What are you doing? And you must be Trish. How does it feel to know that you

are somebody's last wish before the end of the world?

What?

What?

for saving me from that psychopath.

Oh, my God. No problem.

But wait.

What was that reporter talking about?

Trish, if this asteroid's really gonna hit, I don't want to die unless... Well,

you know.

I mean, I'm flattered, but... We've always wanted to. What better time than

now?

I mean... Yeah.

Where's your basement?

You're not ruining this for me.

You're not ruining this for me.

Oh, Sonny.

I had no idea you were so strong.

Oh, yeah?

My hero.

Oh,

yeah.

I've always wanted this.

Open your mouth wide, come here

That's my spot.

Tuck that part right there.

Yeah,

while you stroke it. Suck it while you stroke it.

That's it.

really knows what she's doing.

Show's over.

Go all the way under there. Just open that mouth wide. Open up.

Yeah.

No

hands.

Come here. Hold on.

I'm told the asteroid will hit in an estimated 33 minutes.

Accept it, people.

We're all doomed.

Come here, Tommy boy.

Oh, shit.

What's going on?

33 minutes? You better be able to last that long.

No, fuck that. Take those pants off.

Put that face down. Stay right there.

Uh-huh. There we go.

Yeah.

That's it.

It's so big Oh, yes,

fuck yeah

right there

Oh my god, yes.

He's so strong.

straight hitting for me to get this thing.

Oh my god, yeah

Come ride this dick, come here.

Yeah.

Fuck yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck.

Uh-huh.

Now turn that dick, shut up.

There we go.

I just...

Get up on those toes again. Bounce on that dick.

That's it.

Keep it open.

oh my god

yes hold

on

Yeah.

Get in there nice and wet.

Oh yeah, come here.

Put those legs up.

Oh my God, it's so big.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh no, keep it in

there.

Yeah

this, but...

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my

God.

Take one second.

Yeah keep talking to me

Screaming.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh. Oh. Oh my God.

I'll straighten this pussy You want to straighten this pussy?

Oh my god

Come here. Turn around this way.

Let me get back.

open your mouth open your eyes open

it in there oh

oh

I dropped that dick down my throat.

Just like that.

Yes. Fuck yeah. Oh, baby.

Yes, stretch me out.

Stretch me out. Fuck yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

my God.

Shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, this pussy's so good. Yeah, that's what you've been waiting for.

Fuck.

It's so big, I didn't even know I needed it. Oh, my God.

Okay,

turn around.

Turn around like that.

oh my god yes open

it

up just like that

Oh my God.

That's what I'm talking about. Deep in there? Yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh, yes.

Oh,

shit. That's so sad.

Let me get it right.

Bring that ass here.

Stay down there.

There we go.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes,

yes.

I love the way you take it.

I love when you

take control.

Fuck yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Tell him! Get the camera!

Breaking news. The asteroid has missed Earth.

Everything's gonna be okay, everybody.

False alarm.

I'm Deborah Collins.

DP Live News.

What the hell of a way to go out?

Right? Wait, how much time is left?

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

What? What?

oh my gosh we're gonna leave oh my god that

was amazing and everything but

i'm not really looking for a place then right now um okay that's fun uh maybe we

can do this the next apocalypse

Please, I'm not around here.

Oh my god.