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No watchtower today. Oh,

Mr. Collins. I'm your new physical

therapist.

Okay, come in. Thanks.

I'm going to set up in this general

area here. Right in the middle of the

screenplay.

If I get

inspired,

I want to be able to write something

down.

So, tell me how you hit your life.

Well, I was directing Guns of Thunder.

The catering guys was driving the

catering truck and backed into me as

the craft services table.

I slipped in some lasagna on the floor

and fell on my hip. I broke my hip and

been unable to direct for 20 years.

Once in a while,

I have to get a massage.

Even me out.

Sounds like it hurt.

Wow.

Let's start.

Where does it hurt?

Right here.

How about this one?

They're very tight.

Well, you seem

like you

have it together. Help me out with this.

In this screenplay,

I have this girl,

this young girl,

a beautiful girl in the city.

She falls in love with this older man,

but for the life of me,

I cannot figure out why a younger girl

would fall in love with an older man.

Um,

there's many reasons why a young woman

would fall in love with an older guy.

Um, he has experiences in the world.

He has a lot more knowledge to share.

Things like that.

Oh,

you seem like you know some stuff. Tell

me some more.

He'd have wrinkles around his eyes.

Like he was on the sea or in the desert.

Slight wrinkles.

Mind you.

Gray hair.

There's something sexy about gray hair.

Well, aspiring

actress or a screenwriter?

Oh, no.

I wrote a school play once.

It was good. I mean,

at least that's what everybody else

said.

My experience comes from watching other

people.

Oh, so your experience

is then going to a coffee shop and

watching the young girls come in with

their sugar daddies and watching these

sugar daddies buy them $5 muffins and $

5 coffees. And this is how you figured

everything out. Not exactly.

You see,

I've been attracted to older men my

whole life.

Something familiar is about them. And I

feel safe.

And actually,

I heard older men are better in bed.

Are better in bed than younger men.

Well, let's test this out.

Big strong

man hands.

Yeah.

Love

it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

You guys take my big

dick. Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Thank you.

Oh, shut up.

I am.

Fuck. Fuck

you.

Take

that off.

Oh, yeah.

This was

so good. Oh,

yeah. Yeah,

just say thank you.

Oh, yeah. Like that. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Don't stop.

Fucking good. Yeah,

fuck

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Fuck.