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Also, yeah,

I was thinking I just want to break up

with him. He's such a loser,

my boyfriend Josh.

Uh, so... I just want to wait,

though, you know?

What are you waiting for?

The right time?

No, I mean,

I just want to wait,

you know?

Well, I mean,

there has to be a reason.

I like hanging out at this place,

you know?

Like with him?

No.

His dad's really cool,

you know?

Hold up, his dad?

Yeah.

Um,

what the fuck?

What?

He's really cool,

he really is. He's like this really

genuine guy. Asks me how I'm doing,

what's up with me. Asks me about school.

My own parents don't even do that. And

Josh is what?

Josh is a loser. That is what Josh is.

Well, I mean,

his dad sounds kind of fucking creepy

to me. Always asking how you're doing

and shit. No,

it's not creepy. Seriously,

he's just nice. I know creepy,

too. My uncle's creepy. Okay,

yeah,

you're right about that. His dad's not

creepy.

But, I mean,

I don't know. I don't know how you're

going to

enter that situation.

I don't know either. You've got to help

me because I really like him. Well,

I think you're fucking crazy,

but I think you should just do it. Just

do it?

Well,

that's what I do. I just do it. Just

like actually just do it?

Just walk up in there and be like...

Really?

Yeah. Just like that?

Okay,

I know you're not going to do that,

but you can try.

Oh my God. I don't know.

I'll try. Fuck Josh. Okay. Yeah,

fuck Josh,

really. Not literally,

though.

His dad might get something,

though.

So?

How do

you say that?

Cheval. Cheval.

Oh, does that say poison?

Les poisons. Fish is poison.

I can remember that.

Les lapines. Why do we even know

fucking rabbits and shit?

I don't really plan on going for that.

I don't know. Maybe I'll get a rabbit

and name it Lapine or something. Or you

can name it after Josh's dad.

Fucking weirdo.

My name is Penis Lapine.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. I don't... Serpent?

Open it up. No,

I'm not doing this shit. Do your

homework.

I don't really need to know this. I

plan on doing other things in my life.

Are you going to fuck your way to the

top?

Maybe.

I know I can.

Oh,

my God. Because I don't waste my time

with my boyfriend's dad.

Shut up.

Jody, how are you?

Good. Hi. Is Josh home?

No,

he's at basketball friends. But you

knew that.

All right. I forgot.

He'll be back in an hour. But don't you

guys... You Twitter and your Facebook

all the time. You know where he is.

I do. But I was doing homework,

you know.

Homework?

You guys still do homework?

Yeah, we still do homework.

Okay. All right,

well,

great. I'll let him know you stopped by.

Actually,

we're working on a project right now,

and he left the papers upstairs for me.

Could I just go up and get them really

quick?

Well, no,

because I don't really know where they

are.

They're probably just on the desk. Well,

I really don't

think I should without his permission.

I'm sure it'll be all right. I'm sure.

Okay. Well,

let's text him and find out. Okay?

Okay.

Look, Ava,

he's probably at practice right now,

so he's got his phone turned on.

Well,

I really need those papers. I can't

finish this project without them.

But... Can you just

come in for a minute and just grab them

really quick?

Okay. Thank

you.

I'm just here to make sure you don't

clean the place out.

Yeah, well,

it looks like it needs some cleaning up.

Over here?

Ava, I'm sure you just got it looking.

No, I can't... I

can't find it. I really need those. I'm

going to flunk.

I don't have those papers. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. It's not here.

If I don't get those papers,

I'm going to flunk. It's going to mess

up my GPA.

Oh, my God.

I hate geometry.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hey,

hey. Hey,

look, look.

It's going to be all

right. You're going to be okay.

You'll be fine.

I don't know.

What am I

going to do?

I can't.

Listen, listen,

listen, listen,

listen, listen. Hey,

hey, hey. Hey,

listen. Look at me. Look at me.

Hey,

God. You need to calm down.

Everything's going to be okay. All

right?

Everything will work out. Okay?

When Josh shows up,

then I'm sure we'll find him. Okay?

Thank you.

You're so nice.

It's really cool of you to be this nice

about this.

Well,

it's very nice of you to say that I'm

very nice. Thank you.

I'm sorry. I'm going to do not like

this. I just really need those papers.

You're so nice. My dad would never help

me like this. He's always so busy with

work.

It's like I don't even exist.

I could pass or fail. I don't think

he'd even care.

I'm a dad. Okay?

And we get really,

really busy. Right?

And with work and everything. So,

you know,

I'm sorry that your dad,

I'm sure he wants to,

but he just doesn't have the time to

spend the quality time with you.

You see how nice you are?

You're defending someone you don't even

know. You're so...

Thank you so much. I really appreciate

it.

It's okay.

Listen, I don't...

Listen,

I don't know what your issues are,

but I'm sure everything's going to be

okay.

Just hold me for a second. I just feel

so

nice to be close to someone,

you know?

We, uh...

It's not appropriate. I

really like women and I really

like you.

I really like you a lot,

too. But,

like...

This is not... We should not do this.

You and my son are like an autumn.

No, we're not.

We're breaking up.

Why?

Yeah, he just...

He just doesn't understand me. Not like...

I really do.

You know,

I've always liked you.

Ever since I saw you.

Listen,

this is probably just... It's just a

fad, okay?

No, it's not. I

really like you.

Maybe this is just...

Just an infatuation,

okay?

No,

it's not an infatuation. I know that

you have to be nice and gentle,

but I

know that you really want this. That

you really like me.

I can feel you getting hard.

I can feel you getting hard.

Because of you?

I can do that on purpose.

Oh, thank

God.

You can't get hard on me like that.

You're bigger than I mentioned.

Oh, oh.

I can't. I can't.

So much fucking bigger.

Mmm.

Okay, I'm gonna tell my dog is... Oh,

my pussy

again.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Fuck yeah,

get the

fucking fucking seat.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Much more damage to you.

Like that. Watch my fucking... Watch my

cock this time. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Right inside of my balls. Grab my

fucking... Oh,

my God.

Oh, my

God. Oh,

my God.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, spit on those fucking balls. Yeah.

Yeah, I can do the balls for you.

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

Fuck yeah. Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Yeah.

My son show you that?

Yeah, my son show you that?

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Did you have a little fucking ass?

No. Did he?

Did he have anything like that?

I'm

going to see your face. Get out

of here. Yes.

Oh.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, my God.

That is still so hard.

That's sensitive to the good thing.

I loved it.

Next time,

we

'll do it in our bed.

That

Josh. Josh is home. My God. Get dressed.

Don't tell him I was here,

okay?

I'm going to go out the back.

Don't you want to talk to me about the

paper?

Not now. Oh,

my God.