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Okay, yeah,

no.

I'll get to the bottom of it. I

have a new personal assistant,

and she's just,

like, getting up to speed.

All right,

let me get... Let me... Okay,

let me finish.

I will find out and get back to you.

All right?

Like, right away.

Pronto.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay,

bye.

Just one second. I got it right here.

One second. Just hold on a second.

Hello?

Oh, shit.

Dakota.

Here. I'm sorry,

I dropped the phone. Okay,

and it seems like you dropped

everything that's supposed to be on the

desk.

I was just trying to... I was just

trying to get your schedule together

for the meeting in IOA. I bought the

movie with the motorcycle where the

gang kidnaps the... Right,

yes. The one where I'm supposed to meet

with the director and the producer

about an hour ago. I know,

I was just trying... Well,

you're trying what?

To turn back time?

Oh, my God. Listen,

Dakota,

I really don't think this is working

out. What?

Yeah, you know.

Please,

don't come crying. No,

no, no.

I don't do well when girls cry.

Sorry about what I said back there.

That was very unkind of me.

You're right,

though. I'm the worst personal

assistant ever. I don't even know why

you hired me.

Well,

I think my ex-wife made me hire you

because she's trying to get back at me

for something. It's not a very nice

thing to say.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

I'm working through this. I'm working

through this. It's part of my therapy.

Yeah. I'll

be better. But you

always play the very nice,

woody, smart guy in the movies. Well,

that

's because I'm a great actor. I'm not

good at anything. You

know,

I think if you just took a step back

and kind of maybe took a fresh approach.

But you fired me.

Really?

Really.

I still have the job?

Yeah, for now. Okay?

We'll take it as it

comes. We'll see how well you do.

Thank you,

thank you,

thank you.

I've always looked up to you in the

movies,

and I was so excited to finally meet

you.

Okay, well,

now you have.

You've always been like a mentor to me.

Uh, yeah,

you've only worked for me for like

three days.

But you're such a great,

funny, smart guy.

And you make me feel so...

So what?

You make me feel like a woman.

Not like a plaything,

but like a sexual woman.

I don't...

Kiss me and tell me I don't make you

feel like a man.

I didn't hire

you to have sex with you. It's

something Charlie Sheen does,

okay?

I know,

but that's what's so exciting about it.