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I'm your

probation officer. Remember we met

three weeks ago?I

remember

you now. I thought you looked familiar.

But you look different

with your clothes on. Okay,

I don't find that very

funny. I thought it was pretty funny.

Okay, no,

I don't think anybody else who heard

that would think that was very funny.

Now look,

we're supposed

to meet every two weeks,

remember?

Your signature?

We are.

Look,

I don't know if you're fucking with me.

If you

're on drugs or just plain retarded. But

listen, if you missed two meetings,

the third one,

you go back to lock-up. Seriously?

Seriously.

That's why I'm down here to find out

what's going on.

Now, we can talk

about this or I can make a phone call

to the marshal's office and they can

come down here and they can take you

back to lock-up. Or

we can talk. Talk?

Great.

Where are your parents?

Are they home?

Yes.

They are.

Okay. Thank

you. Could you,

um, would you get them for me?

Mm-hmm.

No, no,

better yet. Would you take me to your

parents?

Sure thing,

officer. Okay,

I'm not,

I'm not an officer. You're acting like

one. What else was I supposed

to get you up here?

Oh,

fuck. Huh. Wow. Okay. I thought you

were just retarded. I didn't realize

you were some evil,

oversexed tramp.

What's with the compliments?

Okay, look. Chloe,

let's just stop it. All right?

Stop it. Stop what,

Mr. Parole Officer?

What are you gonna say about this?

No, no,

no, no,

no, no,

no,

no. No taking off the clothes. My pants

are gonna be home any second now. Is

that a car I heard?

What?

They're here?

They're here now?

Chloe, let's

just stop this. Let's just stop this

right now. You must stop this.

With your young,

naked, sexy,

parolee. What is

wrong with you?

Nothing

a wise older man can't fix. Do

you really,

stop. Do you realize how much trouble

you've gotten me into already?

Don't you have,

don't you have boyfriends your own age

you could torment?

Ummmm,

they're not

as much fun as you. Older guys are so

much more fun. You're the best. Hmm

mm.

I don't, I don't,

I don't believe the

compliment. You

should.

Oh,

nice. Nice. Raise

these. No. I'm gonna send them. I'm

gonna tweet them right now. No,

wait, wait,

wait. Oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh. Okay,

look. Uh-oh. Hey,

hey, hey,

hey, hey. Chloe,

Chloe. Somebody's gonna press that.

Let's talk. Let's talk. Let's

talk. Right?

We can work this out?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we can.

How can we work this out?

I'm gonna put this big hand on your ass.

Squeeze it. Yeah?

A fucking man's hand on your ass.

Squeeze it. I'm gonna hold you down on

that bed. I'm gonna touch you.

Yeah.

It's exactly

what I want. Tired of fucking those

boys?

Yeah. Oh,

God. I don't want somebody

to experience. Somebody knows what

they're doing. Fucking off that you

wanted in the office. I'm so hot. I was

tight,

Jean. I don't want somebody to do it.

Mmm. And your nipples sticking out of

that shirt. Yeah. Mmm,

I don't like making a bra. I just want

to feel your bra. I like people looking

at my nipples when they get hotter. Oh,

you're such a little teen.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

You're

just a little sex-crazed criminal,

aren't you?

You're

seriously gonna fuck me in your parents'

bedroom?

Oh,

God. I'm seriously going to do this. Ah.

God,

yes. Oh,

my God. Fuck

it. Come on,

my car. Come on,

my fucking car. Fuck

yeah. Fuck yeah.

I just like to be teased. I don't know

if somebody teases you back,

do you?

No.

Oh, my God. Yes. Take care of that

last meeting that you missed. Hell,

I'll take care of all of them. You have

to

get yourself a new probation officer.

Thank you,

officer. I can

't warn him enough about you.