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Thank you.

Thank you.

Damn it, Kathy, coming to bed.

I'm ready.

Do you know there isn't a single cigarette left in this whole goddamn

apartment? I'll have to go to the store.

What?

Well, it's your fault. You had to go clean all the ashtrays. There isn't even

a good butt left in this place.

I don't believe this. You've got to be kidding.

You know I'm not worth a damn without a cigarette.

You want me to be at my best, don't you?

I want you to drop dead. That's what I want you to do.

I'll be ten minutes.

Don't do anything without me

The

Surgeon

General has determined cigarette smoking is hazardous to your health

You know, every time you come to bed, you get the feeling you're surprised I'm

here. I'm just amazed I found you at all.

You know, it's been a year since we've been together.

Yep.

It's been two years since my friend was killed in that accident.

I'll never forget the last thing I said to him.

What? I told him to drop dead.

It was the only time in his life he ever did anything I told him to do.

You did that, though, didn't you?

Of course I did.

Even though I know there were plenty of times he went out for cigarettes and

ended up with something more hazardous in his mouth.

It's funny, though.

Even though he's dead, and I know he's dead because I paid for the funeral,

I somehow get the feeling he's still around.

Still kind of lingering.

Look, it's our anniversary.

We have to talk about your old lovers.

Do we have to talk about anything?

a party.

Now that's something you don't get to watch every night.

Except, of course, in the movies.

Amen.

Pick you up after work?

We can meet at the bar.

Remember? We're coming to meet Bill there after his last class.

Poor Billy.

Sometimes I think he really wasn't meant for this world.

Oh, incidentally, I hope you don't mind me taking the car. I've got some

shopping to do.

Hey, you're not buying any anniversary present.

I don't want you spending any money on me. I mean that. I know. You've told me

that a thousand times.

Of course, if you insist.

I could use a pair of slacks.

Double mitts and blue.

Powder blue.

I know. You've told me that a thousand times, too.

Is that you, Bill?

Just got to school, Mom.

Well, come on in. I'll get you some breakfast.

I don't have time.

I'll see you tonight.

I'll have a cup of coffee.

I don't want to be late.

Come on, damn it. Can't you see I want to talk to you?

Need some money?

I made 20 bucks in hits last night.

Bad for an old broad, eh?

Well, anyway, Maury and I were talking. He wants to get married.

He says it would be to an advantage tax-wise.

He can get out of his homey apartment.

What do you think?

I don't know.

What's up to you?

Maury and I?

Well, I'd like to live a little.

Get somebody out of life.

We'd get awful tired of waiting for somebody real to come along.

Anyway, things will be the same.

You can come and live with us.

Have your own place.

What do you like, Maury, don't you?

He's all right.

Well, you're not living on campus, and we're not springing you for your own

apartment.

Anyway, think about it.

But we're not doing anything till Christmas.

I just wanted you to know.

Okay?

Billy.

I know you're uptight, Billy, but you gotta see it my way.

I want to be happy.

Is there anything wrong in that?

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Thank you.

Thank you.

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me me

Thank you.

See me.

Bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

See you.

you

Oh, my God!

What the hell is wrong with you?

You're a bastard!

Let me go.

I'll get drunk before I'm a serial wife.

Get off me, you jerk.

That's the strangest thing ever.

You all right, kid?

Get out of here.

I'm getting out of here.

I'm hallucinating.

I hope someone sent for an ambulance.

I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

This is a dream.

Sorry to have shocked you, but there's no easy way to come back, is there?

But you're dead. I buried you.

You sound like Cruz, Jeff.

I've just been lingering.

You sensed it. You know it as well as I.

What? Other things in such a state of limbo, I just couldn't move on without

straightening out a few things first.

They understand up there.

I don't see why you can't. But you can't be from heaven.

And why not?

You'd be surprised what's allowed in heaven.

Narrow-mindedness and intolerance.

They're human traits.

Up there, they don't bother with gender distinctions.

How do you like this coat on me?

My God, I got to get to a bar. I need a drink now.

Good idea.

The old hangout. Do me a favor.

Pay for this on the way out.

I don't want to pile up any new bills while I'm here.

But I couldn't make it with you now, Cass.

You're a spirit.

No problem. I'm humanizing for the occasion.

But I have a lover now.

I know.

Jerry is gorgeous.

You two were made for each other.

You watched us.

You pervert! You ethereal voyeur!

Well, it's not as if you were two-timing. Just sort of...

Overlapping. I'm going out of my mind. I'm going to run this car into a tree.

Oh, don't do that.

I did it once.

And believe me, there's easier ways to pass over.

Hey, Ted.

The most amazing thing happened to me this morning.

I was on my way to school, and I went to the beach instead.

Yeah, that's pretty amazing.

I think so.

If you appear... I can't make it.

What?

No. No.

We're not going in there.

No way.

You're going to appear in there in front of everybody. Right? No.

Well, people, they'll laugh me up. They're going to think I'm crazy.

You never did know Cass, did you?

I'm beginning to. That's all I've heard about the past two days.

I never told Jerry this, but I always dug Cass.

Just being around him turned me on.

Did you ever make it with him?

I couldn't do that to Jerry.

But I wanted to.

I was going out of my mind.

Finally, I decided to tell Cass how I felt about it.

But I decided too late.

Damn it, Billy. When you're so damn aggravated, you're such a goddamn loser.

Not anymore.

I've made up my mind.

If I'm lucky enough to have anything real happen to me again, I'm gonna grab

at it.

What's wrong with you?

You look like you've just seen a ghost.

By the way, Liz got this kid and wants to crash in our place tonight.

It's nothing I can do. I just couldn't handle it.

He's not asking you to crash with him.

Please, Jerry.

It's important.

He's leaving town tomorrow, and I've just got to see him again.

How about that?

He's been able to get on the beach this morning, and he looks exactly like Pat.

What?

It's unbelievable.

It's obscene.

Of all the goddamn nerve.

with one of my best friends.

Poor Jerry.

Such a child.

But I was almost as naive as he.

Oh, I got snuffed out.

Death is very educational.

For instance, you learn that having a genuine relationship With one person, it

doesn't mean you can't be making it with someone else at the same time.

The trouble with people is they don't usually find out until after they're

dead.

But love doesn't come in pairs like socks.

Love is a lot of moments, with a lot of people, and you can't have too many.

Take those two over there.

Interesting. Like matching bookends.

Of course, they both have lovers.

But what would be the harm?

Just for the moment, they were making it together.

Think about it.

Just imagine the possibilities.

Thank you.

Thank you.

so so

Thank you.

Thank you.

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Now, if you saw anything wrong in that, then there's something wrong with you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Sometimes the spirit is willing, but the flesh needs a little prodding.

superstitious writings on the wall very

superstitious letters about to fall

13 months old baby

When you believe in things that you don't understand

and you suffer.

Do you have to do that now?

I've got to get this place straightened up.

Willie's bringing a trick over here tonight.

And it damn well better be a trick.

It's been a long time since I got planked on this kitchen table.

I was drunk that night.

We had a lot of good times in this apartment.

And some bad ones. Why don't you dematerialize so I can get this place

straightened up? I haven't got time now for reminiscing.

He has some fantastic times.

You know

what that does?

Bye.

You home?

Butternut's enjoying a bath, sleeping for Cass's room.

I know it's tacky to talk about, but we have to be practical.

Jer?

You home?

We didn't have company coming.

Oh, God.

Hello. Good morning.

Ed,

this is Jim.

Pleasure.

He's the guy I was talking about.

Is Jerry home?

Jerry? Whenever you're finished with whatever the hell you're doing in the

kitchen, Billy's here.

You looking good? Thanks.

You son of a bitch.

When you're through playing charades, dehumanize back in the kitchen. I want

to talk to you.

Hey, look, if you're probably going to be alone anyway, let me show you to your

room.

Now I see it. Playing up to me was just a dodge.

It was Billy you were after.

That's the business you came back to take care of.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You and Billy were on the verge of making it just before the accident. Even

I could sense that.

How could I be with Billy now when I'm sitting here chatting with you?

How the hell do I know? You're the expert on overlapping.

Jerry, you come to bed or not? I don't trust you. You're so goddamn devious I

wouldn't put anything past you.

Well, if that's the way you feel about it.

He is gorgeous.

Why don't you go on to bed?

When I finish this cigarette, I'll come in and we can have a threesome.

I hate to bother time like this and all, but I ran out of cigarettes.

You know how it is when you need one.

Sorry, I don't smoke.

Jerry, you don't smoke either.

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I'm sorry, love. It's not moving right now.

That's okay.

It's doing just fine.

Don't stop.

Son

of

a bitch. Get out of here.

Get out of here.

Oh, God damn you. Get out of here.

Get out of here. That does it. That does it.

Where are you going?

I'm going down to the boulevard and pick up the first trick I see. That's where

I'm going.

It's not my fault. I just can't stand three waves.

Don't worry. I don't plan on bringing him here.

Or her.

After tonight, I may even go straight.

Now see what you've done?

Don't worry.

The morning will solve everything.

Ted will be back and I'll be gone.

Pretty good.

Does that mean I'll never see you again?

That's what you wanted, isn't it?

Just for the record, Cass, I did love you.

That sounds like an obituary.

I'd rather know how you feel about me now.

Love is something you don't just turn off.

Then why not turn it on?

Whether we do or not, the morning will still be the same.

You bastard.

You goddamn witch.

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It's not a trick.

It's real, isn't it?

I suppose it's what we want it to be.

I'm going with them.

I made up my mind.

But what about, what about school? What about your mother?

All I know is that he's leaving.

And I can't risk losing him.

Hey.

I just saw Jim on your car and I saw you bugging out on him. I think that's

great. Thanks.

Well...

I came back.

Well, thank God.

I didn't pick up any trick last night, either.

Doesn't matter.

You're here now. That's what counts.

Dammit. I dig you.

But wait, did Jim say where they were going?

Something, somewhere in Paradise Valley, I think.

Paradise?

Now we'll be together forever.

Fuck off.

I thought that's what you wanted.

You didn't tell me what was involved.

What's the difference?

There are worse places in heaven.

That's not the point. You could have leveled with me. There's such a thing as

honesty, you know.

Bitch, bitch, bitch.

I'm not bitching. But if we ever hope to have any kind of a lasting and

meaningful relationship, you'll just have to be honest with me. That's all.