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We've got 19 year old Mia today She is from what I can tell she's

very petite.

She's very pretty She works in retail She wants to get involved in the adult

industry So Jay and I are gonna see if She's got what it takes

Hi.

Mia, how are you?

I'm doing good. How are you? I'm doing great. My name's Cam.

Nice to meet you. It's nice to meet you. Oh, Cam for the handshake. Very nice.

Your outfit looks wonderful. I want you to stand right here in front of these

photos for me.

These pictures. Over a little bit more.

And you can put your stuff on the couch there. It's just your phone, it looks

like.

Perfect. So now, what I'm going to do, the, uh... The lights are on, obviously.

Cameras are running. We're recording this interview.

So what I'm going to have you do, right off the cuff, is I want to see a little

bit of your personality.

So I want you to give me a couple poses. Something you'd use on Instagram, maybe.

Facebook.

Okay.

Wonderful. That's one.

Very nice. Okay. One more for me.

Great. How tall are you?

5'3". Okay. Wow.

That is a great, great outfit.

I want you to have a seat in the center of the couch for me, please.

All

right,

so you are 19 years old.

Yeah.

You want to get involved in the adult industry?

Yes, I do.

Tell me why.

I don't know.

It's kind of just always been something I've been interested in. I really like

sex.

Why not make it a job?

Great. That's a great way to do it. So what are you doing now? You mentioned on

the phone you just kind of said retail.

Yeah, I just kind of do reselling clothes a little bit online.

Okay, okay.

I feel like that's such a young person job these days, right?

They didn't have stuff like that, but I guess they didn't have the internet like

that when I was a kid.

Modern problems call for modern solutions.

So you don't like that, huh?

Not really.

So as I mentioned when you came in, the lights are on, the camera's running.

We're going to record this interview.

Basically, we're going to interview you. We're going to send this tape off to the

producers.

If they like what they see, we're going to get you hired in adult films making

$1,000 to $5,000 a day.

Does that sound pretty good? It sounds pretty good.

More than you're making doing retail?

Oh, yeah.

Cool, cool.

So, I guess let's jump right in. When did you lose your virginity?

Probably when I was like 15.

15? Yeah. Okay, okay.

How was that experience?

It was good.

Yeah? First experience went really well. Just a guy.

So, yeah.

Okay, so you said with a guy.

Does that mean that you've been with girls before?

Yeah, I have been with girls before in the past. Okay, let's not get too ahead

of ourselves.

First of all, I want you to tell me about your first time with a guy.

It was cute. He built a little fort for us, put a mattress

in it and some lights, and he just made it really sweet. Where did he build this

fort at?

It was, like, in his, like, backyard kind of, like, area. I don't know. He

had, like, a forest in his backyard.

Right? So he built you, like, built you guys, like, a little tree house. Yeah,

basically. It was really sweet, though.

That's fucking romantic.

Right? So was it a good experience?

Yeah, it was good for me.

Did you have sex? Probably not for him.

Did you have sex? Well, why not good for him? He had to take a mattress all the

way out to the forest.

Fair enough, fair enough. But you know what?

You'd be surprised at the length the guy would go to get some pussy, right?

Right.

Great. Were you dating him at the time? I was.

Okay, did you end up having sex with him again?

Yes, I did. Okay, cool. Well, that's good that you had a good first

experience. How many guys would you say that you've had sex with?

What's your total body count?

Like ten.

Ten? Okay. Wow, that's surprising.

You're a very tragic woman.

Thank you.

Okay, so tell me about the girls.

The girls?

The girls.

You said you had been with girls before, so did you lose your virginity with

girls before or after guys?

It was a guy first, and then afterwards it was a girl. Okay.

That one we dated for like 11 months. How old were you?

16, I think. Okay, okay, cool.

It was in the next year. Yeah, but that was also a good experience. You know, I

love women. I love both sides.

Would you consider yourself bisexual?

Yeah. Cool.

So the 10, is that just guys or is that guys and girls?

10 is just guys. I've only slept with like three other girls.

Okay, so you're 13 then all together. Yeah, all together. It's okay. It's

okay. It's semantics, right?

So let's say that we got you some work in the adult industry.

What kind of sex acts do you think that you, what kind of stuff do you think

you'd be doing?

I don't know. I'm really into

kink stuff, kind of rough sex.

I also really like threesomes.

Okay. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. So before, so what is, what kind of kink stuff are

you into?

Um, just kind of like romantic, passionate sex.

I like a little bit choking.

Okay. Okay.

Good. Good for you. Good for you.

So, um, so some of the kind of stuff you'd be doing, if we got you work in

the adult industry, you'd be sucking dick. Is that something you do?

Something you enjoy.

Okay. Um, swallowing facials.

come in on your face, mouth, that sort of stuff. You okay with all that?

Yeah. Okay, cool, cool.

Working with guys, working with girls, sounds like you're okay with either one

of those, along with multiple guys. Have you ever had a threesome before?

Not with multiple guys.

Not with multiple guys, so you had a guy-girl threesome?

I had an all-girl threesome.

All-girl threesome. Yeah.

So you've had a threesome with two girls and yourself?

Yeah. Okay.

Real quick, tell me about that, because that's...

That, yeah, that's super fucking hot.

It was fun. It was kind of, it wasn't that long ago, actually. It was right

before the new year, I think.

And we just kind of all went to a party. And then afterwards, I was driving them

home and they were like, why don't we just come home with you?

I was like, okay, well, if you're coming home with me.

Ear pain house, Jesus Christ, wow.

Wow. And then so you guys went back to your place and now, I mean, so when you

say you hooked up, are you talking like eating pussy and fingering and toys and

the whole fucking shebang? Yeah.

Cool, man.

Super cool.

So then would you be, it sounds like you'd be willing to do all sorts of girl

stuff. Would you be willing to do like a two guy, one girl, devil's three way is

what they call it? Yeah, I would.

Okay.

Anal. You might be doing some anal sex.

How do you feel about anal sex?

I like anal sex.

So you've done anal before?

One time in my personal life, yeah.

Okay, tell me about that real quick.

It was with my ex-boyfriend at the time. Was it the same one who built you a

fort? No. Okay. Different one.

But, yeah,

it was kind of just like he wanted to try it.

And it went all right the first time. Hurt a little bit, but you know.

The right amount of tools, lube.

Okay, so he did use lube. He did.

Okay, because you'd be surprised how many girls come in here, you know,

trying to do the same thing that you're doing, and I ask them about anal, and

they're like, I don't really like it, but the first time that they tried it,

the boyfriend just kind of slipped it in, or they, you know, switched lanes

without changing it, or switched lanes without signaling. He was gentle with

me, thankfully.

Good, good, we love that, we love that. So would you be willing to do anal sex

on camera?

Great, man. Great. So, so far, you're giving me all the right answers, and

objectively, you are a very pretty girl.

Thank you.

However, we can't just hire pretty face, and this is the adult industry, so I'm

going to need to see what you look like naked today.

Um, well, we didn't really, like, discuss that. I didn't, like... No,

you're right. You're right. But again, this is, you want to be in adult videos,

right? Yeah. Like half of that is just being naked around strangers, right?

Yeah. We're already here.

I know you don't know us that well, but you trust me, right?

Yeah. Okay.

So I want you to stand up and come back over to the photos for me, please.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

That is a great white outfit, by the way. So what I want you to start by

doing is I want you to start by peeling out of those shoes for me, please.

No socks, huh? Just raw dog.

Okay.

I couldn't find matching ones.

Oh, that's okay.

Let's go ahead and have you, it doesn't look like you're wearing a bra, so let's

go ahead and have you lose that top fourth, please.

Okay.

Just down the bottom like that.

That is a great set of tips. Like, that aerial to nipple ratio is, like, perfect

there. Holy shit. How big are those?

A. A cups?

Yeah.

So Jay's my assistant here.

Jay, would you mind making sure that she's telling the truth there?

Wonderful.

Cool, man. It looks like that's like a skirt that just kind of pulled that

string there for me.

Oh, okay, gotcha.

I was hoping you were going to pull that string and it was just going to fall

off. You're such a guy.

I mean, I could try.

I don't know.

It might.

No. It's okay.

It's okay. But it's too big.

First world problems.

Right?

Jesus. My goodness gracious, girl. You can just toss that to the side.

Lacy panties.

Wow.

Holy shit. Give me a spin.

And you said you're 19 years old?

I am. My God.

Okay. Moment of truth, sweetheart.

Here's what I want you to do. I want you to take a couple steps forward towards

me.

Okay.

I want you to spin around. Face the wall.

Bend over at the waist as far as you can, as far as you can for me.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

All right, now, while you're bent over, and you can just bend over, I want you

to slowly pull down those panties for me.

Just take them off? Just take them, peel them down. This is called the porno

peel. Just peel them down.

Stay bent over. Stay bent over for me. I mean, like, I didn't really, like,

shave. I don't know.

Oh, it's okay. It's okay.

That ship sailed a little bit here. Oh, my goodness gracious.

Yeah, just drop them down.

All right, yep, stay bent over.

Now I want you to grab your hands. Yep, why don't you just spread those cheeks

for me.

Spread it as wide as you can.

Stay bent over.

Just like that. Holy fuck.

Can you make that butthole wink for me? Can you flex it?

Oh, my goodness, just like that. Off on, off on, keep going.

Yeah, keep going keep going keep just just like that Wow all right stand up

straight for me turn around Here

we go all right now yeah hands down to

your side pull that hair behind you There we go, and I just want you to

stand that give me there. You got just like that beautiful face look right at

me Perfect perfect. I'm gonna get some close-ups up there

Beautiful hazel. Hazel or green?

I think green. Hazel kind of mixture.

Okay,

that's

not that much fur. You're just fine sweetheart.

What are your little toes?

Spread those legs nice and wide.

Nice and wide. Spread your legs. Look down at me.

Yeah, spread those lips.

Beautiful.

Alright, I want you to have a seat back in the center of the couch for me.

Okay.

Okay.

How you doing?

Yeah, a little exposed there. A little bit.

All right.

So now do you masturbate?

I do.

Of course, who doesn't?

What I want you to do is I want you to grab one of those pillows, put it behind

your back.

I want you to bring your feet up onto the couch for me.

Yep. Bring your undercarriage way, way, way to the... There you go.

Beautiful. Now I want to see what you look like when you use your hand to

masturbate.

Jenny's just going to get under that couch there, or under the desk here, get

some close-ups for me.

Spread those legs nice and wide.

Come and spread those lips for us.

That's great.

Do you have toys?

Like at home? Yeah. Yeah. What do you use usually?

Vibrators, usually.

Something like this, a little bigger, a little smaller?

Yeah.

I'm going to hand that to Jay.

Actually, I'm just going to give you a little bit of room.

I'll put it straight on here.

Can you put it inside here?

Are you more of a clitoral or penetration kind of girl?

Clitoral. Beautiful.

Get it all the way in there.

And hold it and move your hand.

I know you're...

limited on your anal experience, but have you ever used one of these?

I have once before.

Once before? Okay, good.

Good. So I'm going to just hand this to Jay. Jay, careful, it's got lube on it,

so don't get yourself too lubey.

Now, if you want to pull that out, I'll take that from you.

Beautiful.

Then Jay's just going to hand you the other.

Now you're going to come under your knee there between your legs.

You've got nice long fingers. We don't want to cover anything up. And then look

right down at his camera while you push that inside here.

Go nice and easy. Is there enough lube on that? Do you need more lube?

I think I'm okay.

Go ahead. Just let me know. But go nice and easy. Don't hurt yourself.

Okay, no worries, no worries, no worries.

I'm gonna put it in your hand, okay?

Is that enough?

You're so tiny.

How's that feel?

Now

I

know you're itty-bitty you think you can put both of those in there at the same

time Both?

Yeah.

I don't know.

You want to try it? Can I try it? Yeah, try it.

You're just going to give it the old college try. If it doesn't work, it

doesn't work.

Is there a way to turn the lights right here? Yeah, here.

I think you just hold one of the... There you go.

No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. One in your... Like both of them? Yeah, one in

your pussy, one in your... I was going to say both of my... Yeah, I don't know

if that would work.

I don't know. I was going to say...

You're a trooper though. I was going to try it.

I love it. Maybe we'll try it in a minute.

I don't know. I don't know if I can do that.

Okay, there we go. We got both of those things in there.

Wow, beautiful.

How does that feel? Do you feel kind of full?

Yeah.

So you're already rolling with the punches real well. You were just about

to do some double anal there.

I've got to be honest, we love you.

Part of the adult industry is, again, rolling with the punches. Things change

pretty quick.

So you might show up to set, and it might be a big dialogue day, and you've

got your script day up. So now you're doing hair, makeup, outfits, the whole

shebang, while also trying to learn a bunch of lines.

So what we're going to do today is I'm going to have you read some dialogue

with Jay.

It's from a movie called Mean Girls. I'm sure you've heard of it.

And I just want to see Peggy June on the spot here.

Okay.

So you are going to be Regina.

Just stay like that? Just stay just like that. What I want you to do is I want

you to grab that script with the other hand and hold it to the other side.

Just like that. Yeah, that way we don't cover your pretty face.

And then I believe that Jay has the first line. So if he's going to lead,

you're going to follow.

Okay.

Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.

So?

So, it's against the rules.

You can't sit with us.

Whatever, those rules aren't real.

They were real the day I wore the vest.

Because that vest looked disgusting.

You can't sit with us.

These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.

Fine, you can walk home, bitches.

Do you remember that?

I do remember that scene.

I like how you whispered at the right time, too. Exactly, exactly. I said,

quietly.

Wonderful. So, you know, you're close, right? But

that wasn't exactly it.

And I understand, you know, you've got two toys in your holes.

And you're in a room full of strangers.

Yeah. And you weren't expecting to do any of this stuff. So I understand that

you're nervous.

But, like I said, we're going to have to probably get you over to our dialogue

coach, our acting coach, see if they can school you just a little bit

before that we can get you this work.

Now, that costs quite a bit of money. It takes some time. So we know we're not

going to be able to...

Even start doing this tape for about another three three months or so Or what

we can do is we can show the producers that you have what it takes today Right

and what that entails is we're gonna film a scene with Jay and you're gonna

start by sucking his cock today Okay, I think we can do

that yeah, yeah

It's better than waiting, I guess, right?

Well, I suppose so, right? So it's better to put your money where your

mouth is, right?

Let's follow me.

With these in? Yeah, absolutely. Actually, you can pull the dildo out.

Keep the butt plug in.

We'll just set that up on the desk for me.

You're going to come right over here.

You're going to get on your knees right in front of Jay.

Size up here.

You putting that cockney outside?

Yeah.

Stick that tongue out all the way out.

You see that pretty tongue?

You're a good girl.

Do you want to get this on? Thank you.

It's one of the tests.

Don't just squeeze it on the outside.

I feel it getting hard.

Put it next to your face big smile

Right here, look at me.

Do you have any idea that you'd be doing this today?

No.

How do you feel about it now?

I feel good.

Perfect.

Stick out your tongue.

And just slap that cock on your tongue.

And then let's see how far you can get that thing down.

No hands.

Sweetie, here's what I want you to do.

I want you to get down on your hands and knees right where you're at.

Face down, ass up, doggy style.

Right here.

I want you to face in me.

Back up just a little bit.

There you go.

That looks great.

Right over here, look at me.

Get that ass, get that ass way up. Show us that arch.

Just like that.

It's fucking beautiful, isn't it?

Actually, I'm going to have you guys both back that way just a little bit.

Yeah, bring her straight back. Straight back.

Jay gave me some nice, good close-ups of that sweet, sweet fucking ass.

Sweetie, can you bring your head down just a little bit more?

Just like that. That's fucking wonderful.

All right.

Look right here.

Right here at me.

Now, what do you think is about to happen?

You want to fuck me?

No, I want you to look right here at my camera as it goes inside of you.

Stay looking right here for me.

Straighten that face up.

I want you to throw it back on him. I want you to throw those hips back on

him.

Look right here. What are you doing? Look at how sexy you look throwing that

ass back on him.

Do you usually watch yourself fucking?

Alright, here's what I want you to do. I want you to put your ass all the way on

his hips there. All the way in. All the way in.

There you go. Now wiggle that ass for me. Now I want you to slide off.

I want you to turn around.

Look right up into his camera.

There you go. Taste that pussy.

How does your pussy taste?

Good.

But you like the taste of pussy, don't you?

All right.

Here's what we're doing next.

You're going to stand up for me.

Okay. We're going to go stand in front of the couch.

Face the couch.

Now, I just want you to chill. He's going to come in. He's going to sit

down. And you are going to sit in his lap face, then.

All right, so I want you to hop on. I don't want you to worry about

penetration just yet.

Just hop on. Can you bring your feet over his thighs?

No, you're good. You're good. Where you were.

Down on your knees.

And then just kick. There you go. Just like that.

Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Now, do you see yourself right there?

I want you to look this way the whole time, okay?

Jesus Christ. Dude, if you could see.

what I'm seeing. You know, I think I'd much rather be where you are, but if you

could see what I'm seeing here.

It feels like the toy that I have at home.

I'm not a religious man, but I swear this is how you know God exists.

Yeah, spread that out before I check.

Fuck.

Alright. Whenever you're ready, I want you to slide onto that cock.

Look to your right. Flip that hair.

No, other side. Sorry.

All right, sweetie, I'm gonna have you stand up.

And you're just gonna spin around.

Oh, wow, that was great. Yeah, keep your feet up just like that. Yeah, perfect,

perfect, perfect, perfect.

Okay, okay.

Looks like this position just switched into awesome move.

I want you to grab her by her waist and take her to her side, Jay.

Now you're gonna come to this side, sweetie.

Straight over on this side. No, you're okay.

You're doing great. Yeah, so just come straight over.

Perfect.

There you go.

Fuck, you're only 19 years old, huh?

Yeah.

Try not to block anything.

Fuck,

I feel so bad.

I think you guys are both just having so much fucking fun over here. You know

what, sweetie?

Here's what I want you to do. I want you to... Well, first of all, you had an

orgasm? That was a little bit quiet, but we love it.

I want you to come over here. We're going to start fucking on the desk.

Follow me.

All right, so you're going to lay on the desk like this for me.

Perfect, straight back.

Here we go. I'm just going to hand this to Jay. He's going to get you where he

needs you.

Look how fucking hot you look.

Look at those shoulders,

as much as you can.

There you go, a little better.

Yeah, you've enjoyed have you enjoyed getting fucked with them. Uh-huh.

Well, so here's what we're gonna do next I'm gonna have Jay pull that butt plug

out and replace it with a cock What do you think?

Yeah, remember the girls who do anal make the big bucks

Yeah, yep, yep, yep.

Here, I want you to slide your hips up. I want to get that over here to keep

your head a little less directed.

Do you care if I use that?

No, let's see. If whatever fucking makes you more comfy, huh?

Give me just two seconds to get this thing cleaned out for you.

Now, I'd like for him to get it in there first. I want to see him put his cock in

you, and then I'm going to hand you this thing, okay?

You got this. You can do this.

All right. I want you to look. Let's come back over on your hip a little bit.

There you go. Just like that. Perfect.

Perfect. Perfect.

You see yourself right there?

Look how hot you look.

Okay.

Now look right at me as you go inside of you.

You're doing great.

Where's

his

cock at?

I want you to take that left hand.

Sorry, right hand.

I feel the memory.

by a stranger.

Beautiful.

Now here's what I want you to do.

You're going to come down to your knees after he comes outside of you.

Straight down to your knees.

How's your ass, Chase?

Good. No hands, ass, and mouth.

Fucking world up.

God, those eyes.

Jesus Christ.

All

right,

sweetie.

We...

are going to go over to the couch.

We're going to do some riding again.

Okay.

We're going to do it the same way we did the last time. You're going to face him

first, and then you're going to... You're going to face him first, and then

we're going to flip it around, okay?

Okay.

So you can go ahead and saddle up.

Remember, once you looked in this way the whole time as well?

Dude, you are just like... Okay,

whatever you do.

Whenever you guys are ready.

You didn't put that in front of that camera, did you?

That bottle of lube.

Just in case.

as an anal orgasm, huh?

Do you think you'd ever be able to have one of those?

Here's what I want you to do. I want you to bring your head to the side, and you

go straight down on your back.

And then you bring your head over.

Just like that.

All right, so you may need to bring your head down just a little bit more,

because he's going to do some face fucking.

No, you pulled your tongue out of... Yeah, fuck it.

All right, Jay, let's see how deep you can get it in there for me, buddy.

Are you an ass-beater?

You want to eat some ass, Jay?

You

little

slut.

Give your fucker face a little more, Jay.

Oh,

beautiful.

All right.

We're going to try some piledriver next.

Jay, you want to pull it down there?

No, just back where you were. He's going to take care of you.

Slide straight, straight back off. Straight down.

Oh,

we're doing it like on the floor? Yeah.

Bring your knees towards your chest.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Perfect.

What did you say, 90 pounds?

Yeah. Soaking wet with quarters in your pocket.

This is the adjustment.

She didn't even know where it was either. You know what I mean? She was

just fucking praying.

I'm going to have you grab this for me too as you go over.

Have you ever done this position before?

Not really, Mama.

Love.

You've done so good, we're gonna finish you up with what's called the chair.

Are you ready?

All right, flip her over.

Then follow me.

I want you to get doggy style right in this chair right here.

You're gonna face that camera in front of you.

Look over here at me to the left.

Sheesh.

Sheesh. Wink.

Sheesh. Yeah. Can you make it wink back there? I just did.

Oh. All right. So this is called the chair.

And what Mr. J is going to do is he's going to fuck you in the ass.

Again.

Right here.

Yeah. When you made her laugh, it went.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry. My bad.

We need lots of that.

It's the magic ingredient.

Right.

How's your ass feeling?

Feels good.

Not too sore yet, so.

You should look right here to your left into this camera.

Yes, absolutely.

There you go.

You stay looking right over here.

Wow.

Do we care if I hold the vibrator on me?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely, sweetie.

It just helps me to have some clit stimulation. Yeah, I know. For sure.

I know. For sure.

I love a girl who knows what she likes.

All right, Jay.

You can bring that leg up for me.

left shoulder at me just like that

Just like that. That's it. Perfect.

Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Wow. Holy shit.

Yep, yep, yep.

Wow, dude.

Holy shit.

Did you feel him come inside here?

Uh-huh.

That's so fucking hot.

Holy fucking cannoli.

Alright, sweetie.

Want you to have a seat?

in the center of the couch for me

wow

just wow yeah you're gary how are you doing is your butt hurt no

i'm just like do i sit on all the sit on it yeah good sit on it sit on it you're

already dirty and coming in luby and everything huh yeah dude so

That was what it would be like if you were to shoot your first adult scene.

Okay.

Fucking hell. On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you feel you did?

I feel like I did really good.

Okay, what's that in numbers?

8 and 9. 8 and 9? Okay, fair enough, fair enough.

I'd give you a 10.

You're petite, you're pretty, you're young, you took it in the ass. Not only

did you take it in the ass, you liked taking it in the ass.

You got cum all in your asshole.

It was... I have almost zero critiques for you.

Other than, you know, your sloppy script reading.

You rocked it. Thank you. You rocked it.

How does your ass feel?

Feels good.

Does it? Feels definitely spread.

Definitely stretched.

He stretched you out, that is for sure.

Alright, here's what I'm going to have you do next. I want you to stand up for

me. Okay.

I want you to face the wall.

I want you to bend over again.

Show me that asshole.

Spread it. Both hands.

Both hands spread out.

He slips on the couch.

It's all lubed up.

Right there. Hold it just like that for me.

Holy fucking cow. That's amazing.

Alright, you're good. Have a seat.

Okie dokie dokie dokie.

So, you came in, you got naked for us, you played with toys.

We found out that you weren't great at dialogue, so we made this demo tape for

the producers.

So here's what happens next. We send this tape to the producers, and they're

the ones who decide if you get any work. It takes about three weeks to review the

tape. So that's when you're going to get paid, and about three weeks when they

find you some work.

You have my recommendation, and I'm sure that you have Jay's recommendation after

that. And that's as good as gold.

Okay?

Cool. So here's what I'm going to have you do next. I want you to get dressed,

and then I will call you an Uber. So all your clothes are over there.

So if you just want to go back over to the wall.

Okay. We will, like I said, watch you dress.

What are you going to do this afternoon?

Go hang out with some friends and go get a few drinks.

Are you going to tell anybody what happened today?

Maybe, I don't know.

So now, let's say that you did make it in the adult industry, right? And

people started seeing your work on the internet and other places.

What do you think they'd say? Do you think they'd say, go be a goat?

Or do you think they'd say, no, be a no?

I think they'd say go me a go.

Okay.

That's good. I think they'd be good reviews.

Just back to just raw dog in those shoes. Jesus Christ.

Does it pet peeve you?

Does it trigger you? I don't know. There's something about it that, yes,

just a little bit.

Go buy some socks.

All right. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to come right here real close

to this camera for me, please.

Real close, real close, close, close, close. You see yourself? I want you to

see yourself in this frame. Put your head down.

And then you're going to get nice and close, nice and close, close, close,

close, close. There you go. And I want you to make sure your whole face is in

there.

Bring your head down just a little bit. There you go. Blow me a kiss.

We'll be in touch.

Bye. Yeah.